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Wow, 111 characters flew by.

We all know that Headman is working for Ollie North and not Cobra

Did you miss Billy, CC's son?

One video about the best Cobra troops !!!

Damn good list. Very deep! Tops are Cristal Ball (yeah I don’t why I like him lol 😂) Buzzer, Scrap Iron, Firefly, Zarana, Destro, Major Blood, Storm Shadow, Bareness, and Zartan. Cobra Commander doesn’t count, he’s the boss. Can’t stand Dr mind Bender, or Raptor & Big Boa. Pretending Cobra La doesn’t exist 🤪

can you imagine being the Logistics officer for Cobra or Gi Joe. the gear, ammo, weapons for 111 different troopers. how fast would you go insane.

I always thought that Destro was cooler than Cobra Commander because CoCo always seemed to be losing his mind and freaking out over every little thing in the cartoon. Destro seemed calmer and more collected in temperament. Destro also had the cool Scottish castle with the Cthulhu-type creature living down in the catacombs beneath it. Having Destro being related to Lady Jaye was a nice addition to the mythos as well.

I might have missed it(painting minis while watching), but since you had Mara, did you add Raven as well

Not as crazy as you think. There was a Polish unit in WW2 that had a pet bear named Wojtek which they brought into battle with them.

Great list

Does Chattle ( European Missions #3) not Count as Cobra?

So many badass figures that reinforce how special GI Joe can truly be.

Wild Weasel. That issue of the comic with him and Ace. Lady Jaye in the back of the Sky Stryker and Baroness in the gun turret of the Rattler. For me, that was one of the best of the filler episodes.

Phenominal

Duuuude, you just brought up truly tasteless jokes, I'm dying right now. Fuck me, thats hilarious.

No idea how i missed this, fucking great video!!!! Your channels gonna really start blowing up, just keep releasing as much content as possible.

this could be the most important video in the history of youtube

Regarding bad vehicle design, in addition to the bright color schemes that plagued the later Joe and Cobra vehicles. I was always annoyed by the fact the cockpits and the gunner’s stations/seats on some of the later vehicles like the H.A.V.O.C and the Rolling Thunder had no armor protection. Cross-Country up in his little gunner’s seat atop the H.A.V.O.C. always reminded me of a parade float.

Great video! This list will help me with my Classified collection. We have the same top 5, but my order is: 1. Storm Shadow; 2. Zartan; 3. Destro; 4. Baroness; 5. Firefly.

Does anybody else sometimes feel a little bad for the kids of the current and past couple generations? Think about it...they just don't have a GI JOE or Transformers or He-Man of their own. I know I know, some incarnations of this stuff still exists and there are other toy lines out there...but it's not the same. You know it's not.

It's like a Sunday cruise down memory lane - love the all of the work put in with the lore and ranking. Thank you

Great list. I would love to see you someday rank your favorite GI Joe comic book panels.

Scalpel is a surgeon that lost his license prolley! 😅😅

Do you remember when they released GIJOE figures which came with real face paint for you to wear?

Cobra does run a small city called Springfield, I believe, and bet there has never been a hate crime in that city.

I didn’t like Lt. Claymore. I always saw Cobra as a Nazi type of terrorist organization. I don’t think they would take in people of other races.

Scalpel (the lowest ranked Cobra on this list) has a hilarious file card. It says that Scalpel received his medical degree through the mail from a small college he saw advertised on the back of a magazine (LMAO!!! Yes, the file card seriously says this!! LOL). The file card then explains that his medical internship experience came from working with a "doctor" at an ILLEGAL clinic which took care of gang members and other criminals. He then joined Cobra because he loves to work on "exotic injuries" (that's what the file card says. LMAO!!). The file card does give Scalpel a little praise by saying that his patients have a high survival rate. HOWEVER (and this is a HUGE "HOWEVER") all the patients (Cobra members) do NOT feel comfortable with him since he tends to have a "nervous giggle" when performing medical stuff on patients (in other words, he acts like Dr. Giggles from the old Dr. Giggles horror film) and there is even a quote from Scalpel himself on the bottom of the file card that says his patients don't bother to ask if the procedures he will do on them won't hurt because they KNOW it's going to hurt (Note: I don't think this guy gives his patients anything to numb the pain. LMAO). SIDE NOTE: When Cobra Commander tells Cobra officer recruits that they will receive FREE health care as part of their benefits package when they become full time with Cobra, he most likely "forgets" to mention that the FREE health care is sending them to Scalpel... the guy who got his medical degree through the mail from a small college advertised on the back of a magazine.

Eerie… I agree with most of your viewpoints… We must BOTH be crusty…🥸 Seriously though; excellent breakdown. You introduced some characters I wasn’t aware of and new insight on some old. ✌️🤘🇨🇦

Sgt. Savage wasnt as great.as he could've been, but that P40 Warhawk is the sheeeet

Night Creeper Leader, in the old DIC cartoon, from the late 80s-early 90s looked closer to the Night Creepers, and was a better character, in my opinion.

Tommy Lee Jones. For General Flagg. I picked it up you said it. Prefect casting

Us 70s and 80s kids played with toys and are better for it. My imagination was formed around sci-fi and military toys. I was interested in computers and video hames, but the tractor beam had me, pulled me back to toys.

I agree. Joe could be one of the best movies out there. The mini series is the way to go. One movie just can’t get it right. The limited series is the way to go

You had me at leather suit 🤩🤩🥰

Major Bludd the absolute best figure in Classified figure.

His job is Feral Berserker...which is not a job.🤣

I think R Kelley based his looked on Evil Head Hunter for one of his music videos.

I want Classified Pythonia. She is awesome 🤩

Canceled you racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You don’t like Cobra-La that much but you had to admit they are all top 20 figures

YES! Love this content (admittedly I haven't watched the video) from Uruguay! COBRA!

Headman is cool but the Head Hunters were so awesome

Good stuff.

Dark ninja master looks great but I’m just not very attached to that character. Not my Joes

Just received the three ‘Battle/ActionForce’ books through Total Toy Books. 7 kilos of British comics goodness.

Do you have any info on the character Apach??

When you brought up Blackout I instantly thought of Fubbles. Than you said it. lol

Dude, hats off, to the amount of content in this video. Im glad i found people who love GIJoe as much as i do. TH-cam is generally a negative place, but these videos are a breath of fresh air. Fucking love it, your content is so genuine.

I don’t care Cobra-La is a cool concept they deserve mote love ❤️

Another great vid...Where would you put Mercer??