The scary part about that version of Snake Eyes is how perfect of a figure he was solo. Adding Timber in there with him was Hasbro taking it up to 11 just because! 😄
Talk about under rated category! Love your stuff dude, your knowledge of the comics is so cool and helpful to this guy who only played with the toys and watched the toons.
Raptor would've been a much better character if they had made him into a cobra paratrooper or something along those lines, and instead of the vulture look or the goofy winged look he has been given, make it like a wing suit of some sort. That way he could jump off heli's or buildings and crash in through a window or something and the raptors being more like a lookout. His head gear could have a view port with a camera on the birds perched keeping an eye out for him to infiltrate areas, and with the view port on his head gear, he could see what they see. That's how I always used him growing up.
Fun list even if pets are ridiculous. I loved when a figure came with one. I personally would put Order much higher on my list. Probably would be #4 or #5 for me. It’s a great match-up. Like you said, it’s one of the few that makes sense. And I loved the duo team from the animated movie. I would put Polly way lower on my list. I know he’s an iconic character, but I always hated the “comic relief” characters in 80s cartoons, and that was Polly for sure. So just out of finding the bird annoying, I would put him a lot lower on my list. Thanks for doing this video. It was a ton of fun to see all of the pets that have come out over the years.
Apsara the rat is very much based in real world landmine disposal. Rats are smart enough to sniff them out and alert to one when found .and they're too small to trigger it
This video pretty much proved something I was thinking about a few weeks ago. G.I. Joe never had a female/pet combo. Hopefully Classified will make that a reality someday.
They should release an accessory pack for Jinx, Covergirl, Scarlet and Baroness. They could call it the "JD Vance: Cat Lady attack pack". It could include a dozen fully articulated felines so each character can have three or four of them.
Dude, you always release these videos after I get my ass kicked at work and I fucking thank you so much for it. You turned a shit storm of a day into me smiling when I finally sit down, much fucking love brother. Yo Gen-X.
As soon as I saw the title I immediately gave it a thumbs up! 👍 what an interesting and intriguing topic! Love it! ❤ 100% agree with your number 1 Snake Eyes and Timber 💯🤩
As for another vid...maybe do one on the remaining Dreadnoks from the comics and past lines that you would love to see in Classified? Or, silliest vehicles from the Joes and Cobra?? Or, Oktober Guard members??
Good fun list, but there were a few omissions. For honorable mentions, V.2 Eel’s roboshark should’ve been on the list, as well as, Neurotoxin’s mechanical scorpion; which was later used by the Collector’s Club for Desert Scorpion. Since Kangor was mentioned, the rest of Forca Fera should’ve been mentioned as well, such as Urzor’s bear, Leontor’s lion and Tigor’s tiger. In the Sigma Six toy line, Storm Shadow also came with a tiger. Widescope was introduced in the Spytroops toy line and he has a dog, named Lamont. The Rise of Cobra toy line gave us the Elite Viper and the Cobra Night Adder, who both have dogs. Also, the Collector’s Club gave us a Sludge Viper, named Repulsor, who came with a zombie dog.
I never thought of the pets as soldiers. I always thought of them as specialists who can hunt, retrieve, and go some places their owners can't. Great video as always, sir!
Another fun video! Totally agree -- Timber is the best. Other thoughts: Raptor's OG falcon was named Talon, which gets a nod from Classified Raptor's newly given file name. A few more for the list: Wide Scope's dog Lamont, Night Adder's un-named dog, and Classified Slaughter's (er, "Mad") Marauders Spirit's bird Niyol. (EDIT: I see those are listed in another comment below. My Bad.) Speaking of Voltar's Condor, coincidentally, I know some people who used to have an absolutely massive St. Bernard named Lord.
i got Road Pig this week, i like him, even if he looks like Shrek when he became a real dude in the 2nd movie but this guy didn't need a dog!!.... he also didn't need all that shit he came with but i guess it gives hasbro an excuse to jump up the price.... and pork belly is impossible to stand on his own
@@rab3137 This is kinda of "childish" but i was very disappointed when i saw he didn't come with his little but cool shield like the 3.75 version!! That big ass Shockwave & Alley Viper shield was not a good move!
@@DocChristiansen The Gung Ho body would've been fine, sometimes i feel the hasbro Classified team is over thinking this and thats why sometimes that leads to stupid mistakes!
They do have rats trained for Landmine and ordinance detection. you need to keep raptors blinded to keep them chill when not working, (like covering your pet birds cage to calm them. hence the blinder caps for the figures.
I feel like they missed a chance with not giving some other figures a pet. Doc with a pet bacteria colony, Recondo with a Tiger, Zartan with a chameleon, ....
I'm using Movie He-Man as Dar the Beastmaster and giving him all the Joe Animals. So that's Timber, Spirit, the Warthog, the dogs, and everything else. I think I have a Panther in there somewhere too. Trying to make my Joe's a bit more realistic. Also, I have my Joe's being taken over by General Thunderbolt Ross, so my poor Joe's are 'Hulk Hounding'. But Cobra can't rest, because with alternates, Generics like Soldier and Marine, and Valaverse, I've made a Sgt. Nick Fury Jr 'New Howling Commando's' Team!
I just thought of the monkey that came with Sigma 6 Shipwreck. Was that mentioned? I know a monkey was mentioned, but...jeez, a lot of these freakin pets 😅😏
Love these lists. Jake the snake Robert's had a pet cobra named lucifer and that was awesome. Road pig being my favorite guy ever ya I know what you mean but it is cool. Would have really been cool back in the day
Nice fun list. I of course have to go with Freedom. Us eagles have to stick together. You're right, I'm surprised you put Order so low. I mean, not even top 10? Come on. For future lists you could do crossovers. Then again, G.I.Joe didn't have that many crossovers. Transformers and Street Fighter are the only 2 I can think of. Perhaps you could do a wish list of crossovers. I've always wanted to see G.I.Joe to crossover with Captain America, Nick Fury, or Sargent Rock.
You can never have too many dogs. Sandstorm was a Coyote not a dog. Porkbelly is a Warthog not a Boar. Dolphins(and Sea Loins) are used by the Navy to find mines as well as other objects, and to detect enemy ships. Rats were used as mine finders they are able to be trained to find mines and are too small to trigger them.
Have you heard some of the names given to police dogs? Order is a good name compared to some ive heard. One was ran threw my car one time whose name was "Tactical". I could see Order being a police dog
Never really liked as a character, and I know that he is not really important by the lore, but Desert Scorpion's giant scorpion should be higher on this list. I mean: hands down the most terrifying and deadly animal (if we accept that it is a genetically altered, giant mutant scorpion ---- I'm preatty sure that you can control it due to the modifications, and as a nonexistent animal, it terrifies the sh*t out of anybody...)
Revise your list. Devil Ray's are HIGHLY intelligent animals. Some Rays can pass the mirror sentience test. They have primate level intelligence. Seriously.
The scary part about that version of Snake Eyes is how perfect of a figure he was solo. Adding Timber in there with him was Hasbro taking it up to 11 just because! 😄
Timber’s probably got Snake Eyes’ back, but Polly probably knows Shipwrecks safety word!
@@rach4carlos timber is coming for you 31october LoL 🤣🎃
Lol
The Hills Have Eyes has already demonstrated that you in fact should take a dog to the desert.
that remake is great, though nasty af
Talk about under rated category! Love your stuff dude, your knowledge of the comics is so cool and helpful to this guy who only played with the toys and watched the toons.
Raptor would've been a much better character if they had made him into a cobra paratrooper or something along those lines, and instead of the vulture look or the goofy winged look he has been given, make it like a wing suit of some sort. That way he could jump off heli's or buildings and crash in through a window or something and the raptors being more like a lookout. His head gear could have a view port with a camera on the birds perched keeping an eye out for him to infiltrate areas, and with the view port on his head gear, he could see what they see. That's how I always used him growing up.
Didn’t classified give him like pack like Vultures flight suit? Seems something like that could have gone a long way on Raptors old toy
"You can't train a barracuda" should be a t-shirt.
Fun list even if pets are ridiculous. I loved when a figure came with one.
I personally would put Order much higher on my list. Probably would be #4 or #5 for me. It’s a great match-up. Like you said, it’s one of the few that makes sense. And I loved the duo team from the animated movie.
I would put Polly way lower on my list. I know he’s an iconic character, but I always hated the “comic relief” characters in 80s cartoons, and that was Polly for sure. So just out of finding the bird annoying, I would put him a lot lower on my list.
Thanks for doing this video. It was a ton of fun to see all of the pets that have come out over the years.
Dusty’s pet is a coyote
Timber is on the hunt and after you "hungry like a wolf", but Polly probably saw some shiznit on shoreleave.
Yo Freaking Joe!
Oh yeah, Shipwreck is definitely most likely to get an STD
Apsara the rat is very much based in real world landmine disposal. Rats are smart enough to sniff them out and alert to one when found .and they're too small to trigger it
*Law & Order is the improved version of Mutt & Junkyard. (Dog named Order is WAY cooler than a man named Mutt.)
They are both good bro
"He finds the bombs and I drive the car... we tried it the other way but it didn't work."
He won me over with that line and I was 12
Condorman takes offense to your hatred of condors
"You can't train a barracuda." HAHAHA, great video.
Thanks!
Order's ranking is an absolute crime. German Shepherd ranked below a rat and a kangaroo??? Yikes on bikes.
This video pretty much proved something I was thinking about a few weeks ago. G.I. Joe never had a female/pet combo. Hopefully Classified will make that a reality someday.
They should release an accessory pack for Jinx, Covergirl, Scarlet and Baroness. They could call it the "JD Vance: Cat Lady attack pack". It could include a dozen fully articulated felines so each character can have three or four of them.
Dude, you always release these videos after I get my ass kicked at work and I fucking thank you so much for it. You turned a shit storm of a day into me smiling when I finally sit down, much fucking love brother. Yo Gen-X.
As soon as I saw the title I immediately gave it a thumbs up! 👍 what an interesting and intriguing topic! Love it! ❤ 100% agree with your number 1 Snake Eyes and Timber 💯🤩
As for another vid...maybe do one on the remaining Dreadnoks from the comics and past lines that you would love to see in Classified? Or, silliest vehicles from the Joes and Cobra?? Or, Oktober Guard members??
we need a Classifed Hydro Viper
Good fun list, but there were a few omissions. For honorable mentions, V.2 Eel’s roboshark should’ve been on the list, as well as, Neurotoxin’s mechanical scorpion; which was later used by the Collector’s Club for Desert Scorpion.
Since Kangor was mentioned, the rest of Forca Fera should’ve been mentioned as well, such as Urzor’s bear, Leontor’s lion and Tigor’s tiger. In the Sigma Six toy line, Storm Shadow also came with a tiger. Widescope was introduced in the Spytroops toy line and he has a dog, named Lamont. The Rise of Cobra toy line gave us the Elite Viper and the Cobra Night Adder, who both have dogs. Also, the Collector’s Club gave us a Sludge Viper, named Repulsor, who came with a zombie dog.
Also, the Valor vs. Venom toy line gave us the Coil Crushers, who came with boa constrictors, and the Sand Vipers had Komodo dragons.
One of the latest editions to the Joe animal kingdom is Niyol. This is Classified Mad Marauders Spirit’s golden eagle.
I don't count robots, because they are not pets. But the others are excellent deep cuts! I think I need to hire you (once I make money)
Wow,. That's not Freedom? I assumed it was Freedom
Explanation of Raptor is spot-on sir!
Thanks!
Everyone in the joe is special unique
I never thought of the pets as soldiers. I always thought of them as specialists who can hunt, retrieve, and go some places their owners can't. Great video as always, sir!
Another fun video! Totally agree -- Timber is the best.
Other thoughts:
Raptor's OG falcon was named Talon, which gets a nod from Classified Raptor's newly given file name.
A few more for the list: Wide Scope's dog Lamont, Night Adder's un-named dog, and Classified Slaughter's (er, "Mad") Marauders Spirit's bird Niyol. (EDIT: I see those are listed in another comment below. My Bad.)
Speaking of Voltar's Condor, coincidentally, I know some people who used to have an absolutely massive St. Bernard named Lord.
Yeah man! Cheers for the great video, keep them coming! Max the Bobcat all the way!
Sandstorm isn’t a dog. He’s a coyote.
Yeah, figured that out in editing,
You'd have absolutely zero trouble with training your pet to get away from heavy fire. That's just instinct .
Great list, I would flip 1 and 2 or tie. Love Junkyard and Timber
as with everything else, they jumped the shark with this, too - i'm actually a little surprised there wasn't a pet shark
So a rat, a kangaroo, a condor, a parrot, a kittycat, and a pig rank above an MP German Shepherd? Ok.
Video was great fun as ever though!
yeah, I just got a little bored of dogs
Rank the best jets or vehicles
I think Robot Chicken had some pretty cool pet sidekicks. Like cat scan for Doc or Deep Six big blue whale that saved the day.
i got Road Pig this week, i like him, even if he looks like Shrek when he became a real dude in the 2nd movie but this guy didn't need a dog!!.... he also didn't need all that shit he came with but i guess it gives hasbro an excuse to jump up the price.... and pork belly is impossible to stand on his own
I agree a basic figure would have been fine. A forced up sale with a figure that resembles my over weight now deceased uncle just wasn't cool.
@@rab3137 Are there any bodies in the Classified line that would be a better fit for Road Pig??? Would love to swap heads if I could find one
@@rab3137 This is kinda of "childish" but i was very disappointed when i saw he didn't come with his little but cool shield like the 3.75 version!! That big ass Shockwave & Alley Viper shield was not a good move!
@@DocChristiansen The Gung Ho body would've been fine, sometimes i feel the hasbro Classified team is over thinking this and thats why sometimes that leads to stupid mistakes!
They do have rats trained for Landmine and ordinance detection.
you need to keep raptors blinded to keep them chill when not working, (like covering your pet birds cage to calm them. hence the blinder caps for the figures.
ah! Thanks!
crazy video. love the channel
Raptor should have come with a laptop and a stack of W-2 forms
Haha. Yeah, make even more stupid. I cant believe they named the bird General Ledger
I feel like they missed a chance with not giving some other figures a pet. Doc with a pet bacteria colony, Recondo with a Tiger, Zartan with a chameleon, ....
I'm using Movie He-Man as Dar the Beastmaster and giving him all the Joe Animals. So that's Timber, Spirit, the Warthog, the dogs, and everything else. I think I have a Panther in there somewhere too. Trying to make my Joe's a bit more realistic. Also, I have my Joe's being taken over by General Thunderbolt Ross, so my poor Joe's are 'Hulk Hounding'. But Cobra can't rest, because with alternates, Generics like Soldier and Marine, and Valaverse, I've made a Sgt. Nick Fury Jr 'New Howling Commando's' Team!
Knew Timber was going to be #1 before even watching the video. Though I probably would have had Polly as #2, based solely on the cartoon.
bro serpentor's snakes can plank and turn into javelins
Order is number 11? The dog’s job is to detect bombs. That is cool. He should have made the top 5.
Vulture is a bad comparison... because in the comics he too is a dude with feather wings.
You forget Spirit’s new condor that comes with his Marauder’s Classified figure, instead of Freedom.
Admittedly, I had no idea that was not Freedom. Thanks!
I just thought of the monkey that came with Sigma 6 Shipwreck. Was that mentioned? I know a monkey was mentioned, but...jeez, a lot of these freakin pets 😅😏
You shoud make a list - similar to this - about the most stupid weapons. I mean: The Fridge's football on a chain?
I'm sure my house cat would be just fine under an artillery barrage. Cats like explosions, right?
Great vid...
I would have put Rawkus much higher with the rest of the dogs.
Love these lists. Jake the snake Robert's had a pet cobra named lucifer and that was awesome. Road pig being my favorite guy ever ya I know what you mean but it is cool. Would have really been cool back in the day
Jake also had a Boa named "Damian"
Nice fun list. I of course have to go with Freedom. Us eagles have to stick together. You're right, I'm surprised you put Order so low. I mean, not even top 10? Come on. For future lists you could do crossovers. Then again, G.I.Joe didn't have that many crossovers. Transformers and Street Fighter are the only 2 I can think of. Perhaps you could do a wish list of crossovers. I've always wanted to see G.I.Joe to crossover with Captain America, Nick Fury, or Sargent Rock.
My wife can't believe you made this video or that I love it
Sand Vipers Giant Lizard
Yes, I believe they are Komodo dragons.
Good deep cut!
You can never have too many dogs. Sandstorm was a Coyote not a dog. Porkbelly is a Warthog not a Boar. Dolphins(and Sea Loins) are used by the Navy to find mines as well as other objects, and to detect enemy ships. Rats were used as mine finders they are able to be trained to find mines and are too small to trigger them.
Great video. Night force spirit has a different bird
rule of cool. Desert Scorpion scorpions
Max will always be my number one!
The name of Serpentor’s cobra is Forest. But it’s spelled Ssst.
Really? Damn, Where the hell did you find that.
Have you heard some of the names given to police dogs? Order is a good name compared to some ive heard. One was ran threw my car one time whose name was "Tactical". I could see Order being a police dog
Check out "Old Abe" the war eagle from American final war.
what about Hi-tech robot dog??
Never really liked as a character, and I know that he is not really important by the lore, but Desert Scorpion's giant scorpion should be higher on this list. I mean: hands down the most terrifying and deadly animal (if we accept that it is a genetically altered, giant mutant scorpion ---- I'm preatty sure that you can control it due to the modifications, and as a nonexistent animal, it terrifies the sh*t out of anybody...)
Sorry, Spearhead. Max is a terrible thing to take into combat. I’m from Texas, and bobcats are usually mean, unpredictable little shits.
early gijoe was awesome and semi reality based....right up until serpentor. then i was out! cobra lalala my ass
What about Wide-Scope and Lamont 🤷🏼♂️
You forgot Night Force Spirits bird Niyol.
Admittedly, I had no idea that was not Freedom. Thanks!
Has someone who has a girlfriend that has parrots I can tell you they little Raptors they bite and they claw and it hurts
Revise your list. Devil Ray's are HIGHLY intelligent animals. Some Rays can pass the mirror sentience test. They have primate level intelligence. Seriously.
But what's it gonna do in a fight? other than get shot?
Good god this guy is boring, we all know and love G.I.JOE, Hhe explains like a 10 year old Ceo.
I think everyone else who commented clearly disagree with you.
The best GIJoe Pet is Mutt...
and yes I know he is the human