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B*tches Do Dishes (1978)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 มิ.ย. 2024
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This funk single by "Thurgood Jenkins and The Custodians" was a smash hit all across the USA, from Hell's Kitchen to Spatula City and beyond. Thurgood had two part time jobs to help make ends meet, one job as a janitor and one as a dishwasher. After a long day of work, the very last thing Thurgood wanted to do was wash dishes.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Dinner is over but your still not done
I see these plates and cups stacking up
You better finish all of your work
or dessert is really gonna hurt
[Chorus 1]
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
(Do the dishes) B*tch do the dishes
In this kitchen (In this kitchen)
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
[Verse 2]
Baby I'm trying to eat this pork
But I can't even find one clean fork
If you don't make it clean and spiffy
I'll take your a** to spatula city
[Chorus 2]
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
(Do the dishes) B*tch do the dishes
In this kitchen (In this kitchen)
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
[Verse 3]
Step one hold your tongue and grab a sponge
Step two you grab a mop and a broom
Don't stop til the kitchen is spotless
I expect you to do it topless
[Chorus 3]
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
(Do the dishes) B*tch do the dishes
In this kitchen (In this kitchen)
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
Played this song for my wife yesterday. She packed her crap up and went to her Mom’s house. Her Mom told her, “well since you’re here, you can do the dishes. This ain’t no free room and board”. 👌🏾🤙🏾
Did she expect her to do it topless? 😂😂
Patrolled by her own mother 😂😂😂😂
@@Solon_The_Lich
🤣🤙🏾🤙🏾
Bet she learned REAL quick that Mama's BEEN your bottom B.
Lmfao
I'm sending this to my wife. I'm going to pay for it, but totally worth it.
Worth it
Cheers!
Ahahahahaha hahahaha WEAK
RIP 😂
Much Respect to you Brother✊🏿
Remember to keep your pimp hand in front of your balls bro.
This was marriage counselling back inna 70's
Back when folks loved each other and stayed together.
Cheers!
@@selectronhipower Compared to today, they did stay together through thick and thin
Spatula City would be a great name for a kitchenware store
Al Yankovic beat you to it, back about 1990
@@TestUser-cf4wj
Cheers!
'We sell spatulas and that's all'
What better way to say I love you than with a spatula?
Watch the movie UHF, that's the name of a store
Only the strongest pimps have 6 fingers
I got hung up on that for a minute. Glad I'm not the only one that noticed it😂
I think it has seven.
When you max out your pimp hand so far, that you gain a new pinky as free DLC to maximize damage.
And a giant arm coming out of your back
I never noticed it at all @@deek791
Right on. And bring me a beer when you’re done.
And a sandwich.
Better be a malt liquor, or there'll be pain...
Played this for my new wife on our wedding night.
Welcome to your new life, bee-yatch.
lmfao
This song was once presented to Mr. Clean for a forgotten ad campaign for a women's cleaning line. Legend has it almost made it to production.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I expect you to do it topless!" 😂🤣
'If you don't make it clean and spiffy / I'll take your ass to spatula city'. Immortal words from this big disco soul funk hit from the late 70's!
Finally a song that talk about the importance of good culinary hygiene practices.
I dig this new era of 'Blaxploitation', it's awesome baby! 🤩
No jive turkeys allowed!
Only turkeys allowed is the kind that we serve or get served
That's right
he didnt have many wishes, all he wanted was for you to do the dishes (topIess)
these lyrics taken from the holy scriptures sound so good and are truly still relevant thousands of years later!
These dishes ain't gonna do themselves
Another hit once again.
This man is hitting with every punch on every hit!
literary
@@BigBoy-mt2zt
All my punchlines are literal...
@@HardArchiveVinyl hahahah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Been cranking this all day while doing housework.
I'm loving all the Dolemite Funk/Soul that I'm hearing on this channel.
Spatula City just gave me UHF flashbacks 😂
This song should be played at all sporting events.
And weddings and funerals.
Next time, my old lady asks me to help with the dishes after dinner. This one is comin outta the sterio 😅
I saw them open up for Ike Turner for this album tour. It was a banging tour!
Men, The truth is in the title
These album covers are glorious.
This is unironically a great song. Great lyrics, great music, and the AI generated voices sound authentic.
😆pleasantly surprised, funny and creative🔥🔥🔥
Look at all dem fangers.
She’s about to eat an 8 finger sandwich
I want this song to be played at my wedding
I keep coming back to this one.
A timely tune, which stresses the importance of firmly maintaining traditional gender roles. This is much needed, in the extreme confusion of the modern era, where women continue to step out of bounds, and men are unsure of their own place. Indeed, many have become so confused that some men believe themselves to be women, while some women are quite convinced that they are men. This song is brilliantly created, being both sonicly pleasing and providing a vitaly imperative reality check. Well done.
Cheers!
The 70's were a time of great social change. Thurgood Jenkins was one of the last guardians of the old ways. We won't see his like again.
A masterpiece I had never heard of until right now. No wonder my life had felt so empty.
My grandfather told me that Thurgood was a big fan of Cornelius "Backhand" Jackson, so he opened a Backhand tribute concert with this song in the late 70s. The event was called "Dont funk me b*tch, I double dare you to dance!"
My WIFE played this ME last night. I, as a little bitch, promptly did the dishes 😢
Bet you did...😎
Funkalicious.
This is the best I've heard, great 👍
My wife is now doing the dishes
I’d love these as instrumentals also. Great work.
Another Banger...Awesome
Right on right on pimpin
I’m listening to this like it was really made in 1978 and I need to catch up to how many times I would have listened to it by now
He strikes again! ^^
Amazing find, I remember my grandpa telling me about this song he heard, he sang it to his wife, and saved the marriage. I'm grateful since without that, I wouldn't be here.
These album covers got me straight dyin ova here
When it was a simpler time 😂💯
Love the work!!!
You and obscurest vinyl man, fuck yeah. 💯❤️🤍💙😎
Spatula city! 😂😂
It's a UHF station 🔥
Cheers bro!
Follow the dream Hard Archive. Doing God's work.
@@kyledoxstader2731
Cheers Kyle!
Haven't heard this one forever. A long Tuesday night recording session and Dave (bass) really shines on this one while I (drums) was just doing my best to compliment his groove. Thanks for bringing this one back!
Side B - *Getcho ass in there an' make me a sammich*
Check out "Ham and Cheese" by Atomic Wax channel.
Cheers!
0:30 That's one hell of a pimp hand.
S E V E N
Equal rights means equal left hooks ☠️
🅿️✅💯💯💯
Us men take no shit
Played this to my gf and she stood there with one hand on the hip with no smile... walmart bag was on table and its Styrofoam plates, plastic forks, spoons, and knife, with blue solo cups.
I spent the first few months listening to this song, crying the kind of tears that make you feel like your entire soul is going to burst out of your chest. Not happy tears, nor sad. Just a deep feeling of connection to the universe, and a reminder that bitches be needin' to do all the dishes.
Imagine that playing as Deacon does his dishes and goes "This is bullshit..." x'D
Instant classic. One of the better ones out there. Great work. Catchy as hell on top of hilarious lyrics.
Cheers Al!
Goddamn dude, this one slipped past me. I've been fighting through a case of writers block for the last week and you keep dropping goddamn classics!
A lot of songs write themselves when I stop trying so hard.
Other times I have to slow down and take my time to make it how I want and I'm always thankful I didn't rush it.
I just make what makes me laugh.
Your songs are great, looking forward to your next one.
Cheers!
Welcome to Spatula City!
You never piss off a man with 4 thumbs...
1:15 Blud just morphed himself into a giant fist. Bro has had ENUFF! 🤣🤣
The hits keep coming! And some albums, too.
Gotta learn somehow.
😂😂😂😂😂😂. I LOVE this channel. Been binging the songs
@@TheActualKingSmith
Cheers!
Imagine blasting this gem in the streets.
Need a song like 'woman where ma sandwhich'
This is some serious tune I gotta say. Have listened to all of your work and this one is the best one. Funky and catchy as hell.
Kitchens closed due to DISHES
Outstanding!
By far the best one yet
Cheers!
0:30 That giga pimp fist has seven fingers. Including two opposable thumbs. 😳
I dig the female pimps and the UHF reference. 👍🏽👍🏽
Spatula City!!! Goated 👑
@@nicklinc1
Cheers Nick!
I'm not married, nor will I ever have a girlfriend again, because I'm an irredeemable creep.
However, I send these songs to my friend's wives. I make sure my mom hears them too.
The image at 0:30 is so damn funny. Dude has 5 fingers and two thumbs for delivering the ultimate pimp slap.
I feel like I'm a lifelong subscriber, despite stumbling upon this, right, now..
My dishwasher got drunk last night
That line about spatula city was actually really clever. AI can write, damn.
Cheers!
This is f******hilarious !
Whoever keeps making this music is a genius 😂
My mom used to take me to Spatula City when I was bad. That and Yardstick Yard.
Just found this channel and its FIYA AF. To who ever runs this channel, contact me, I would like to feature it on my live show with your permission
Song like this put show us that women need putting back in their box when they get to out of control 😂
Think you need to go back to the zoo where you have escaped from.
😂 oh in my kitchen the man does the dishes...❤
ok this is my new favorite channel
Awwwwwwwwwe fuck yeah.
I remember when this song was popular after Da'Nang in '69. ;-D
Spatula city 😄
absolute banger!!!
This AI Pimpwave/Pimpcore music is everything ✋🏽
@@sxippydennison3577
Cheers!
WE GETTING GROOVY WITH THIS ONE 😂🔥🗣️
May God have mercy on the bold.
catchy song
I'm a better cook than any woman I've known. This song's gonna be a mainstay 🤣
the good old days!
Brought to you by Palmolive dish soap.
HAHAHA! cool one! Love the artwork as well ;) Subscribed!
Glad you're here
Cheers!
Someone send this playlist to the USMC for me please
This reminds me of an old tune, sung by a black lunch lady "come and get it" a lunch time classic about soul food, maybe you can see what you can do? ;)
Good idea, gonna run it by "Atomic Wax" see if he's interested, he likes doing food songs.
Cheers!
My wife is a PhD, she loves the kitchen.
I dont need slaps😂
She knows my belt😂
And when i play this song, she feels so funky😂
A men, is a men, is a men........
From Germany 😊