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Pool's Closed (1984)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 มิ.ย. 2024
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This funk single by "Nick Ross and The Patriots" was released at the peak of the a*ds fear ep*demic / media prop*ganda campaign during the early 1980s. Nick wrote this song to mock the fear and paranoia being spread by the g*vernment and media, which at that time was making people afraid to swim, even in the middle of a summer heat wave.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
We're in the middle of a heat wave
But you need to close the pool today
No joke its a serious matter
You need someone to block the ladder
[Verse 2]
Had to slap a b*tch right in the face
She was bleeding all over the place
Now the water may test positive
Best close the pool if you wanna live
[Chorus]
Pools closed (pools closed)
Pools closed for today
Pools closed (pools closed)
Pools closed due to a*ds
[Bridge]
Summer is here can't get any hotter
But we can't swim because there's blood in the water
Don't swim if you don't wanna get a*ds
Don't swim unless you're already g*y
[Verse 3]
I cut a b*tch on the water slide
Stuck in the tube cuz her a** was too wide
Now there's aids at the water park
More dangerous than swimming with sharks
[Outro]
Block the ladder, block block the ladder
Block the ladder, block block the ladder
You don't wanna get aids b*tch
2006 memes meet 2024 AI technology. What a time to be alive.
2006 was 18 years ago…Jesus Christ.
Can't believe 2018 was only 3 years ago
2006.... I was sure that meant the meme I was familiar with, was a revival of something older... But nope.
We saved lives closing that pool
This slaps harder than a three-armed pimp.
@@blakewood8356 There very likely will be a three-armed pimp on this channel eventually. Some of the pimps in the videos have extra fingers and thumbs. 👍🏽
I would’ve also gone with Curly Jefferson: the pimp with a giant hand, but that also works.
Three arms........with 7 fingers on each hand. Pimpin.
@TheTrumpReaper 1:30 the image generated has three arms
Armed and dangerous
Pools closed "due to AIDS"
and sting rays
@@retroblue69696and stingrays with aids
@@Flesh_Wizard stingrAIDs
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
Source?
Worth it?
MODS = GODS
USER WAS BASED FOR THIS POST
@@asliceofloaf1984 based? Based on what?
Pools closed due to aids…
Interesting.
🤣🤣🎶🎶moor dangerous then swimming with the sharks🎶🎶
You wouldn't get it, heh.
It's a super old meme. Probably before your time...
It better be as old as this song otherwise I’m older than it lol
It to do with a club penguin and I think 4chan
"I need black up!"
Let's all take a moment to remember the time someone printed off a "Pool's closed" meme and put it on the entrance to a real pool and some random woman decided it was a racist attack on her grandkids.
I feel like there may have been prior racist harassment of those kids and she mistook the meme for more of it
@@ethangellman4563 Nope. Sign said "Pool's closed due to aids" and had the picture of the guy with the afro. Her grandkids had been at the pool with her the previous day so she jumped to the conclusion that it was about them because she herself made a racist connection.
@@chrishateley5582 even though she was a typical Karen.
@@ethangellman4563😂😂😂😂😂😂
The good old days. You can never go home.
"Don't swim unless you're already gay!" 😂🤣
Guess that means you're okay to jump in bro
@@countvronsky4025 What are you? 12? 😂
@@SmokableRage No, I'm 7
@@countvronsky4025😂😂😂😂😂
@countvronsky4025 In that case if your favorite TH-camr tries to meet up with you for any reason, fucking don't.
Learned that one the hard way. Had to kill a guy with his golden play button at a tender age.
I know its a joke song but Its actually kind of a bop
Joke and parody songs are usually total bops IMO.
There's nothing funny about AIDs in the pool!
No jokes, it's a serious matter
Habbo Motown Records was a 'fly-by-night' record producer and I think this was their last hit before their motel business collapsed under them.
Habbo hotel nostalgia.
🕺"Pool's Closed" 🕺
"Hotel management is looking into this and will be attempting to re-open the pool as soon as possible."
They would stand there side-by-side, completely resolute. They would even form Buddhist symbols in order to protect the people
Windmill of friendship be with you brother
“Do not quote the ancient magics to me witch- I was there when they were written.”
I have found my people just for a brief moment of time in this comment section
As a member of the infantry on the ground that fateful day, having witnessed the closure of the pools and the birth of Afroduck, I salute this fine tribute
even when they made themselves into a giant swastika?
Thank you for your service.
@@pieterwillembotha6719 Especially then. It's an ancient symbol of peace and fortune, my friend.
@@knifin_around ty for giving me that info fam. As you can see, I am black, so I don't know a lot about white culture
o7
block the ladder BLOCK BLOCK the ladder!
I’m a bassist and this bass line un-ironically slaps
Nothing like a man with an afro the size of the moon dressed like kiryu kazama showing dominance with the squad
What do you mean "dressed like Kazuma Kiryu"? In disco dress?
That's like saying a rancher is dressed like Arthur Morgan
We knew the pool was bad going in. But nobody was prepared for the stingrays. We lost a lot of good brothers to those.
did anyone report it to the cyber police?
@@pieterwillembotha6719by the time the cyber police arrived, we already done goofed
Now *that* is a vintage meme, lol
From around... Mmmmmm, I wanna say it's 2008 but I don't know. Either way this is the last place I expected to see such an old meme ahahah
It's not that old, 2008 was only...
16 years ago? Holy hell
@@valinhorn42 ackchyually it's from 2006 so 18 years...💀
@@Lemon30154 The years blend together...
well-aged too!
Seeing everyone not know about Pool's Closed and Habbo Hotel made me realise that in internet terms I am old now.
The early 2000's were a great time. It was the wild west era of the internet, a time where 4chan "operations" ran free. Now the internet is so curated that anything silly or fun is immidately censored and blocked.
Corpos ruined everything.
@@DonVigaDeFierropretty much.
The Techno-Pharisees cannot rule forever!
We did it for the LUZ!
The wild west era of the Internet was prior to 2000. Post 2K it was much more polished and visually interesting.
I'm playing this at a party 🥳
😂
Is it a pool party?
Pool Lady- "Do I have to put 'due to AIDS?'"
Troll- "Yes..."
Sauve brothas closing the pool for your safety...unless you gay.
"Dont swim unless you're already gay"
Cut to showing numerous men swimming. ❤❤❤
"You don't wanna get AIDS if you don't wanna get AIDS", Pure poetry.
All us kids had aids back in the day.
Cooties it was called
We got better.
@@TwinMcQuerns
Like Magic Johnson 🎩 ✨️
@HardArchiveVinyl
I wonder how in the F#%k was Magic Johnson one of the only ones who survived A.I.D.S. during those days?! Oh yeah, money!!! I was born in 1970 and A.I.D.S. scared the shit out of me!
Fauci was one of the main guys "researching" A.I.D.S. back then.... Somebody ought to look into his "work" on that epidemic as well! If they find out he created it he'd be the biggest mass unaliver in history!
Only you bro. Cause youre gay y'know
A Certified Pool Classic
God this is an absolute gem! Wish it had come out at the time. Would have been the habbo hotel anthem 😂
I remember the Internet historian vid of it like 8 years ago
It's sad to see that nobody learned anything from the pool incident of 1984
"I have been sent from the future to close the pool."
The pool is closed yet I STILL SEE PEOPLE IN THE DAMN POOLS.
They're allowed in because they're gay.
They’re already gay
Quite the amount of internet lore behind this banger 😂😅
Alot of summer friends not knowing.
It was so much better before poltards on trump bent defiled it.
September still hasn't ended.
Not a lot actually but whatever. Guess it's up to perception. A little info to me might be a novel's worth of info to someone else's brain.
Alright professor brainsworth
I remember hearing this banger in the 80's during my stay at a hotel on Habbo street in NYC, thanks for bringing back good memories!
How's song unironically this good.
Felt like going into a time machine back to 80s.
They just don't make songs like these anymore.
Thank you.
Cheers!
All Your Pools Are Belong To Us.
WHAT YOU SAY? 😠
Aah, that meme is even older than the habbo hotel raid memes. You're dredging some deep layers there.
for great justice
Habbo Hotel? The AI even has the fro with suits, can't be a coincidence xD
We closin pools with this one 🗣🗣💨🔥🔥🔥💥
This was the jam back in the day, and soley responsible for curing AIDS back in the 80's. God bless these men.
Its an older meme but it checks out.
One windmill of friendship away from a masterpiece.
When your friend asks you to play some “positive vibes”
@@zeptorekado4705
Fully positive
WHY IS THIS SO CATCHY!?
0:15 I don't why, but this cover art would go so hard for an actual album cover.
Was not expecting. This master work in 2024. What time to be alive
Am I supposed to believe all these brothers can swim? This frankly shatters my suspension of disbelief.
not only that but well enough to dodge admins and stingrays
in reality, they never swam, just blocked the pool ladder
@@CrizzyEyes no there's definitely shots of them in the pool, I would assume in that case the pool was closed for a private party
Better call for /b/lackup on this one.
never forget july 16 2006
I was one of those helping with blackup in habbo hotel
Did you help draw the pinwheel of death?
Ahh, great times from my youth. 4chan was a trip back in the day!
o7
Thank you for your service
🫡
Thank you for your service. o7
I’m gonna listen to this while I closed up my pool this season.
I didn’t think you could surpass the 90’s jam “Everybody Pimp Now”. I was wrong.
Love the more up-tempo songs he does. 🙂 The faster songs. "Everybody Pimp Now" is God Tier
A blast from the past
Whilst governments around the world were trying to control the flow of information, heroes of the people like Nick Ross rose to the challenge with their music to point the finger at the hypocrasy of those in power and highlight the issues of the time. A hero of The People.
Imagine being one of those faithful chosen that day, not knowing the legacy you created
I was there, it was beautiful.
This song reminds me of better times
Huge respect for the original artist for making this masterpiece about those good samaritans helping out their community!
The graphics are just as awesome as this track
I remember listening to this on WHIV back when I was living in Chicago. Great memories of 84-85!
God, I remember those days vividly.
Simpler times...
QUICK, I NEED /b/LACK-UP
"Pool's closed due to AI".
Hit me with that funky soul pool noodle, Ike!
The pools may have been closed, but that certainly never stopped us from jamming to this back in the day. We'd gather outside, sometimes at the parking lots and other times by the fences. Some would even climb over the fences to dance inside, really sticking it to the man!
I went on a nostalgia trip thanks to this song. Early 4 chan had such a vibe.
I remember when the whole Habbo thing happened because of this song we'd wear our Nick Ross shirts and jam to this song for hours
I’m glad this is still a meme. I had so much fun blocking the pool back in the day.
Why all the coolest things came out in 1984...
OP Forgot about the Stingrays!
It’s like a Sickle Cell Cocktail
" Literally 1984 ! "
I look forward to the sequel, featuring Steve Irwin, when our heroes have to close the pool due to StingAids.
Did not expect to see this classic make a comeback in contemporary times, nice.
I love everyone who made space in their brain to hold on to this meme. Your service will never be forgotten my bobbas
I wasn't there for it, but damn does the Habbo Hotel Raid have a special place in my heart for just how _wild_ it was. I miss those days....
[closes his sarcophagus to go to sleep]
“Grandpa what this record”
“Sit down, it all began at habbo”
This...such good memories
Finally some AI"art" that's actually art! This is what AI was made for people.
Gentlemen. Good to see y'all still exist.
I had a Pools Closed video up for 14 years but it got pulled like 3 years ago. Sad times. This song bringing back good memories
RIP Steve Irwin
I served with my brothas that fateful day.
You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a pool that has ladders, and those ladders have to be guarded by men with afros. Who's gonna do it? You?
You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that Habbo Hotel's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that ladder. You need me on that ladder!.
98th like!👍
Awesome video!🤘
Music is🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥and also🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those dudes had a level of coolness seldom matched in modern day. Eternally grateful they gave us this gem that I was able to blast on my boombox in the 80s. The memories man 😌
HABBO approves
THIS is the song of the summer
THIS is the true purpose of AI art
What a time to be alive.
This is such a mood, I remember hearing about this in documentaries about the epidemic, which unfortunately took my great uncle. Its sad this attempt to fight back against the spread of the disease isn't better known, Habbo hotel was kind enough to run an event about it to spread awareness, but unfortunately racists fought against it. Such a tragic history of this song.
ГЕМ, ГЕМ АЛЕРТ, ГЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕМ!
СПАСИБО ДОБРЫЙ АРХИВ НЕЗНАКОМЦЕВ!
What?! I thought he was closing the pool to get back at the habo people! 🤣
\o 😂😂😂😂😂
3 more likes and enough people could do the safety symbol
Always happy to see a classic meme receive some lovin’ in the modern day
This is what ai should be used for.
Was literally listening to everybody pimp now when my buddy told me this was uploaded and hour ago , love it!!!
THIS is why I pay for Internet, og memes never die, they only evolve
This gem is over 9,000.
This is like some advertisement for a blacksplotation pool movie that never existed but I want to see.
there'd be a final scene where they all walk out in the suits like reservoir dogs to defend the pool
@@timwinterhalter5233 And they would be fighting a group of Karens and a corrupt police force.
Kino has never been so funky 😤
Certified hood classic.
I *HEART* the mega-Afros in this video. 👍🏽👍🏽
MAGA
No, not maga. Mega.