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Yeah, I'm Definitely Skipping that Movie......
When these four horsemen unite in a single film, it’s over. The apocalypse has come, and its herald is a bloated runtime. Picture this: The Rock playing a heroic zoologist. Jack Black as a wacky scientist. Gal Gadot as a mysterious femme fatale. Kevin Hart as, well, Kevin Hart. The plot involves them stopping a sentient volcano (voiced by Morgan Freeman) while learning valuable life lessons.
The trailer hits all the clichés: slow-motion action scenes, motivational speeches, and Jack Black pretending to be electrocuted while singing “We Are Family.” The tagline? “This Summer… Get Ready to Rock. And Laugh. And Save the World.”
You’re already marking your calendar-for literally anything else.
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Ah, Rachel Weisz in The Mummy (1999) - a cinematic presence so luminous that her existence in the film is best described as eye candy of the highest order. Yes, there she is: a librarian with perfectly curled hair and a wardrobe so impossibly pristine that it seems to defy the entire concept of sand, sweat, and archaeological misfortune. Let us take a moment to unpack what makes her character, ...
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In the grand scheme of cinema, The Mask of Zorro is remembered as a swashbuckling adventure filled with action, romance, and Antonio Banderas doing dramatic turns in slow motion. But make no mistake-Catherine Zeta-Jones walks away with the entire film. She is the eye of the storm, the quiet powerhouse who reminds us all that sometimes the most dangerous weapon isn’t a sword or a mask. It’s pois...
When the actress has no range......
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There is a quiet comfort in predictability. It’s why people order the same drink at Starbucks every day, even though the menu is an encyclopedia of syrup-laden possibilities. It’s why we rewatch the same show for the fifth time while new ones sit in the queue like abandoned puppies. Predictability soothes the soul, which is perhaps why Jennifer Aniston has been playing herself in every movie an...
When you can't stop breathing.......
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In an industry filled with actors who rely on dialogue and action to tell their stories, Kristen Stewart stands apart, daring to do less-and achieving so much more. She has proven that sometimes the most profound performances don’t require words or grand gestures. Sometimes, all it takes is an exhale.
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When The Actor Has No Range.........
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Seth Rogen's career spans decades, yet every role boils down to one constant: Seth Rogen, but make him slightly confused about being here. Whether he's a stoner cop in Superbad, a stoner disaster in Pineapple Express, or a stoner journalist in Long Shot, Rogen’s performances are united by a single ethos: What if this guy accidentally wandered onto a movie set and they just rolled with it?
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Steven Seagal is a lot of things: martial artist, action star, and… well, that’s pretty much it. He’s one of the most famous actors to have ever graced the screen, and yet, somehow, he’s also one of the least versatile. If acting were a buffet, Steven Seagal would be the one guy who only eats the mashed potatoes-every time.
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Vin Diesel. The man. The myth. The gravelly-voiced enigma. For decades, Diesel has graced our screens with performances so iconic, so unforgettable, that you almost believe he’s an incredible actor. Almost. But let’s face it: Vin Diesel has about as much acting range as a toaster. And not a fancy toaster-no touchscreen or bagel mode. I’m talking about a $12 Walmart special. Let’s dive into the ...
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In the vast landscape of cinema, few actors have displayed such unwavering commitment to a single facial expression as Jason Statham. With the precision of a Swiss watch that only tells one time, Statham has masterfully crafted a career out of looking perpetually annoyed at the universe. Statham's journey began in Guy Ritchie's "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" (1998), where he played a cha...
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Does Ryan Reynolds have any acting range? Now, I don’t want to suggest that Ryan Reynolds isn’t talented. He is talented. He’s talented at being Ryan Reynolds. The man has built an empire on smirking, charming, and talking directly to the audience like he’s your cooler, slightly sarcastic buddy from college. And, for a while, that formula was a godsend-Deadpool was a breath of fresh air. Van Wi...
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Dwayne Johnson, the man of a thousand roles and one expression, has graced our screens for over two decades. His acting range, much like his physique, is impressively consistent - consistently limited. From his breakout role as a scorpion king to his recent portrayal of a man who is definitely not a scorpion king, Johnson has masterfully showcased his ability to furrow his brow, raise an eyebro...
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  • @jamesfilms_
    @jamesfilms_ 42 วินาทีที่ผ่านมา

    I like Jack and I think he's a good actor, but I yearn to see him passionately commit to something serious.

  • @DeusEli
    @DeusEli นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Gal gadot is not only a baby killing IDF psyop she's just flat out sucks at acting 😂

  • @Countdownsmiles
    @Countdownsmiles นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    But was he the same character in free guy? I didn't like the movie very much but i don't remember him being at all similar to deadpool personality-wise

  • @SepRoyle
    @SepRoyle 5 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    No not gal goat 😢😅

  • @DukeSkylocker
    @DukeSkylocker 6 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Out of all these, Jack Black I would say is the one with a lot of actual talent but is terrible at picking films and is mainly cast by studios for films where it's like "we don't actually have any funny lines in our script so let's just have Jack Black deliver them in a deadpan way" The other 3 either don't want to or don't have the range to play anything other that 1 character (okay, Gal Gadot does try to very occasionally try to show emotion and every time it's a treasure trove of cringe worth lines: "I need you to give me the stone!" "Kal-El no!" "And enough champagne...to fill the Nile!")

  • @springerengineering6697
    @springerengineering6697 8 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Jack Black is definitely the least egregious of the four. He sometimes actually does decent movies. He's in a lot of crap, but he also has some very good movies under his belt and he can be a legitimately good actor when the material is good. He's not nearly as much of an instant skip as the others.

  • @plya0
    @plya0 10 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    This is really ironic if the video was made by ai, the voiceover sounds really weird

  • @captainscuffs3003
    @captainscuffs3003 12 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    I used to love anything jack black touched, I still love those first 2 tenacious D albums. Definitely did not expect him to become so corporate but his audience I’d imagine was very valuable to the machine and I’m sure the offers he gets are ones very difficult to refuse

  • @hithertax6653
    @hithertax6653 12 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Jonny Depp after the Pirates of the Carribean

  • @MordykKateryna
    @MordykKateryna 14 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    I love Gal Gadot !!

  • @justinring5172
    @justinring5172 15 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    They are the classic wide audience actors, they're not good, they're not bad. Everybody recognize's them, they just get the job done and collect a huge paycheck

  • @jackraiser4391
    @jackraiser4391 21 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Other actors whose movies I skip are: Zendaya, Jenna Ortega, Chris Pratt, Anya Taylor-Joy, Seth Rogen, Vin Diesel, Jason Momoa and Chloë Grace Moretz.

  • @galil_6863
    @galil_6863 21 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Back then, famous actors were associated with good movies. Now days they're associated with poorly written cash grabs. No one cares about them anymore.

  • @DaniZannie
    @DaniZannie 22 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    gotta cast gal Gadot in every movie for Zionism solidarity

  • @Lawrence_Talbot
    @Lawrence_Talbot 23 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Swap Gal Gadot for Rachel Zegler

  • @danielskittles7784
    @danielskittles7784 25 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    I didnt know but I needed this video

  • @shanalilly6066
    @shanalilly6066 25 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Everyone just hates on Gal because she’s Jewish. She’s actually talented

  • @evdomos
    @evdomos 26 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Hey. I actually liked Jumani. In 2017. I guess it's been a while huh.

  • @lennart_glimpsel
    @lennart_glimpsel 26 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    describing the hypothetical plots of these movies in this monotonous voice made me think this was an AI generated video 😂

  • @LampLightMonster
    @LampLightMonster 27 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    The rock has really fallen off since he starred in The Toothfairy

  • @Phixation
    @Phixation 29 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Should have subbed Jack Black with Ryan Reynolds.

  • @Emilis2023
    @Emilis2023 30 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    All very accurate, but I give Gadot a pass for being extremely hot.

  • @morbidsearch
    @morbidsearch 31 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Ironic that Ben Stiller guest starred on Friends in the only role where he didn't play Ben Stiller.

  • @rob0893
    @rob0893 34 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    How is John Cena not here ☠️ Oh and Vin Diesel

  • @snydegag1
    @snydegag1 34 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    I think the rock needs to do a movie parodying the character he plays in all of his movies. Some may say he already does that with his movies but no you're wrong. He needs to go bigger. We NEED to see him actually lifting a building to save people. We NEED to see him punch the earth to open a chasm to protect the people from a rampaging flood. We NEED to see him constantly having to change shirts bcuz everything he does causes them to rip. This would be his magnum opus. And he would call it, Between the Rock and Dwayne's Johnson

  • @user-izikizik
    @user-izikizik 37 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    This is one of the funniest and most accurate things I've ever seen in my life. 😅😅😂😂😂

  • @hectorplay8199
    @hectorplay8199 38 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    To be fair with Jack Black, he can be *actually* be a good actor from time to time

  • @kjmedia2076
    @kjmedia2076 39 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Don’t forget Aquafina and Kumail Nanjiani

  • @connordennis1381
    @connordennis1381 39 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Khorne- Dwayne Johnson Nurgle- Jack Black Slaanesh- Gal Gadot Tzeench- Kevin Hart Malice- Ryan Reynolds (who is the most accurate representation lol)

  • @ashtongascoigne7057
    @ashtongascoigne7057 40 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Just because they have only mainly played one type of role doesn't necessarily mean they are bad actors or actors who only know how to play one role. A good example is Robert Pattinson. Everybody saw him as the vampire guy from Twilight and Cedric from Harry Potter where he played similar young adult/teen roles in movies with fantastical elements. Ever since he starred in The Batman, a movie vastly different from Harry Potter and Twilight, people have loved him.

  • @Baileaf11
    @Baileaf11 43 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    The rock is just every other muscle man action hero actor. He’s no different to Schwarzenegger or Stallone who made tons of action slop for years (which are always fun to watch) to pay the bills while occasionally doing something serious The reason why the Rock is hated by people in their 20s-30s is because there’s no nostalgia like there is with Schwarzenegger or Stallone In 30-40 years people growing up watching the Rock films will complain about how the current action muscle man sucks and how all his films are the same

  • @Doofwarrior88
    @Doofwarrior88 43 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    There was a time when Jack black was good in movies before he became a meme of himself. In 2011 Bernie. He was in top form.

  • @Rahwriteswords
    @Rahwriteswords 44 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Nice video bro 😂❤, though ngl most things with Opus 9 in the background would have my attention 😛

  • @t-god2439
    @t-god2439 45 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    The interesting thing about the first two is rock. Is that ballers might be the last great thing he starred in and his acting in it is better than most things I’ve seen him in a decade besides that one movie about bodybuilding becoming killers

  • @Urmumlel7025
    @Urmumlel7025 48 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    I've avoided everything with Gal Gadot. She's a baby butcher.

  • @palefacethered289
    @palefacethered289 49 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    I still like Jack Black but can't defend his from your truths

  • @styleasif1
    @styleasif1 50 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    An international Jew thief.

  • @covek4048
    @covek4048 52 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    If Marvel movies are 80% of modern Hollywood movies, these four are the remaining 20%.

  • @SirMillennium1000
    @SirMillennium1000 52 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Hollywood is running out of ideas; so many instances of The Rock and Jack Black… -_-

  • @lemmyelk
    @lemmyelk 52 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    I'm old enough to remember when all 3 of those dudes were cool, it was like 25 years ago

  • @mwells219
    @mwells219 53 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    That 4 horsemen movie better be directed by Michael Bay

  • @AzraelisHorny
    @AzraelisHorny 56 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Who tf is gal gadot

  • @zqw93idnf03
    @zqw93idnf03 58 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    jack black is similar to adam sandler, he has a lot of talent and good movies to his name but he's too rich and lazy to care 95% of the time anymore

  • @jhonm6347
    @jhonm6347 58 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    remove the rock and the short dude and it is suddenly a better movie

  • @ionjca09
    @ionjca09 59 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Nicely done, I couldn't say it better myself, thank you and keep it up😂

  • @NNikolaiiiHentai
    @NNikolaiiiHentai ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    you forgot Ryan Renolds in any other movie besides Deadpool

  • @uppermost865
    @uppermost865 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Love this video 🤣

  • @bonafidemonafide7810
    @bonafidemonafide7810 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    3:10 Gal Gadot was an IDF soldier blasting kids for most of her life so thats why she has no emotions

  • @Joydeep2000
    @Joydeep2000 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Yeah, they all suck but I admit I loved Jumanji. 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @lordofdarkness868
    @lordofdarkness868 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Is Jason Momoa the 5th horseman?