r/IDontWorkHereLady - Smug Karen Keeps Trying to Get Her Neighbor ARRESTED! It Backfires.

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  • @EzraM5
    @EzraM5 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Story 1: Now that's just disrespectful to Elephants. They are beautiful, intelligent creatures, surely nothing to be compared to a pest such as a Karen. :(

    • @heathermunday6878
      @heathermunday6878 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thank you. You put that beautifully.

    • @sesshomaruslover1
      @sesshomaruslover1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      they are also violent rage machine when in musk

    • @heathermunday6878
      @heathermunday6878 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sesshomaruslover1 True, but I know lots of humans like that, too. 🙂

    • @davidharshman7645
      @davidharshman7645 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To be fair, Elephants are plenty smart enough and have enough personality for some to be jerks, too.

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@sesshomaruslover1That's "must". My late Mom liked elephants, and had man little elephant figurines. 😊

  • @darthcravus
    @darthcravus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I just love when a Karen unknowingly call the cops on themselves

  • @russellwehnau7308
    @russellwehnau7308 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    For story 5, meltdowns are no joke. I am a high functioning autistic man and I have had my share of meltdowns. The worst one was when I was at work, my work computer would not login, so I moved to another one but it did not have to right programs I needed and I started a death spiral of work/cannot work over and over. It was not until the manager saw me and by this time I was going nonverbal, she asked me a few questions and I tried to answer but gave short yes no answer that she took me to one of the backrooms and to a computer that worked.
    After I was able to do some of my work she came by and asked if I wanted to go home, but by this time I was happy as a pig in slop. I was able to do my work, calm down and get things done but later in the afternoon is when I hit rock bottom of energy and was visibly droopy.
    She never treated me like I was a invalid but she and other did know what a major meltdown looks like for me.

    • @LilChuunosuke
      @LilChuunosuke ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FR. My worst meltdown had me mentally regress and hiding in the woods in the cold for hours because I was terrified of interacting with people and my longest meltdown lasted around a week. My hairdresser cut my hair shorter and rounder than i wanted and every time i looked in the mirror i started freaking out, sobbing, and tugging on my hair. Had to tape paper over all my mirrors for a few days to calm myself down. :(

    • @helenbontje15
      @helenbontje15 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You were lucky to have good co-workers who accepted your special needs and weren't judgemental about it. Hope you keep living your best life!

    • @russellwehnau7308
      @russellwehnau7308 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@helenbontje15 Thank you, on a scale from 0 to 10 I am a 0.5 or a 1. Loud noises are my problem and also not understanding what can go wrong. In a new game I sometimes get the flappy birds cause I do not understand what went wrong in the game. I do not hide that I have a mental disability, I just tell people what to look out for and how to help me mitigate it. Once I know I am having a meltdown I pick up a fidget toy, put earplugs in and just wait it out, once it is over I always feel like I can sleep for a full day because that is how tired it makes me.
      Thank you again.

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As someone on the spectrum as well, I actually work at a job specifically for people like me. Simple, but important chores in the town, mostly revolving around tending to the town's plantlife, followed by emptying trash cans in parks once/twice a week.
      Now, the job isn't just limited to people with autism. We also have people with ADHD, other developmental disorders, and sometimes people doing community service. We're separated into small "squads" depending on our personality and skills. One time, my usual supervisor couldn't come due to a car accident (he was fine physically, just in shock for a few weeks), so our group was split apart among others until he returned. This was during the Covid lockdown, so I came on my bike since I lived nearby. Unfortunately, I and two of my usual coworkers were in a group that usually has people with ADHD or something similar, so that group's supervisor only had experience dealing with them.
      I was already on edge because of being suddenly placed in an unknown group, so I asked if I could take it slow and adjust to: A. A part of the town I hadn't worked in previously, and B. A group of people I don't know and can't easily synergize with. "Sure," he says. Two minutes later, I get a rake shoved into my hands with a firm "That's enough, get to work!" Cue slowly growing panic attack. I tried to calm down, but had no idea what to do, and was afraid to ask due to the tone of the supervisor. So, I drop the rake and find a place to sit down. Supervisor loudly complains about me being lazy and useless. Coworker 1 tried to comfort me while coworker 2 angrily came to my defense. Eventually had enough, grabbed my bike and went home. After calming down a bit (and taking a warm shower), I called my actual boss to explain the situation. He understood the problem perfectly, told me he'd mark it as a sick day and that he'd be sure to keep a closer eye on which groups I would be placed in next time.
      Coworker 2 got reprimanded for his language, supervisor got reprimanded for causing emotional distress. Both of them still work here. I avoid said supervisor and have developed a bond with Coworker 2. If I need to talk about something and _my_ supervisor isn't available, I can always go to him.

    • @Catgoddess1401
      @Catgoddess1401 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Super glad to hear that folks are getting support!

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Story 5: Man, the disrespect. Not only verbally bullying a random customer, but also assaulting OP afterwards.
    She needs jail. She is dangerous

    • @nicolasjoly6948
      @nicolasjoly6948 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What with all these lady that attack... even what with them to insist on asking. Even if it's an employee? If he doesn't want to do his work, do complaint and find somebody else! But, I guess that if you can understand "I don't work here"... 5 easy words in a very standard sentence... I guess my question is irrelevant after that!

  • @aluminumfalcon552
    @aluminumfalcon552 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Story 5: charges absolutely should have been pressed, but I don’t blame OP for not wanting to deal with it any further.

  • @Ryanthusar
    @Ryanthusar ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Story 1 - The moment the Karen said she had her grandkids in the car OP should have IMMEDIATELY got management and law enforcement involved for putting those children at risk. And if those grandkids turned out to be old enough to have been left alone, how was OP to know, she was being a Karen and using them as an excuse.

  • @taraharvey8123
    @taraharvey8123 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    19:49
    🤬👊👊🤬
    *Oh hell no! You spit on ME! And you'll get REKT!*
    *I will NOT tolerate that shit! And I would press charges!*

  • @hollyhartwick3832
    @hollyhartwick3832 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    My former father-in-law was a lot like the octogenarian in the story. When I last saw him over a decade ago he was in his 80s and calling him "feisty" would be generous. He was convinced he was always right and had a bad habit of trying to intimidate people who disagreed with him or got on his bad side. During car trips, he's threatened to leave me stranded when I has a spat with my ex, even when my ex was in the wrong. He's threatened to hit people for petty crap. He even used to honk at young female pedestrians while driving with his wife in the passenger seat. He was a garbage human being in general. No dementia, just stupidity. It's simply a case of when assholes get old, they just become old assholes.

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My late Father was a curmudgeonly AH, for most of his life. Right up til the day he passed at 80.
      I'm 66 now, and do have the Curmudgeon Gene, but I try to only use my arseholery super power for the greater good. I try to always be polite to strangers, and certainly to employees. They have enough nonsense to put up with. 😊

    • @lampostsamurai2518
      @lampostsamurai2518 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, I've met a similar old bastard who just felt they were always right, and tried to stay a literal fight because he couldn't read. Told him to get out and that we wouldn't serve him.
      He has the gall to come back and i again, told him to piss off before i had him trespassed

  • @2Blessed
    @2Blessed ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Having worked at Walmart, I can verify that the first story is 100% accurate and happens constantly! If there is a person there, the lane is open to a Karen. I worked in the accounting office, and sometimes the registers had to be audited throughout the day, meaning the lane was closed, complete with a sign and light turned off. It usually meant myself and a manager were there, with the contents of the drawer spread out and counted. Nearly every time, someone would approach, move the sign, and start loading their items, despite the manager also telling them the lane was closed. They said the exact same thing every time "I'll wait!" No Karen, you won't, because the lane is CLOSED!

    • @souta95
      @souta95 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yep! I worked both sides in the past. Walmart and NCR 😅

    • @61rampy65
      @61rampy65 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      When the Karen said that "I'll wait", a good reply could be: "What, wait until tomorrow? Where will you sleep?"

    • @chiefkickabitchoftheslapah9251
      @chiefkickabitchoftheslapah9251 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Try standing in front of a closed lane in Walmart and watch a line from behind you.

    • @DaveC2729
      @DaveC2729 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I might sometimes be the Karen at walmarts. My thing though is when it's _right_ about to be my turn and the cashier just walks off. No explanation. Sometimes they even say "Please wait a moment", which ticks me off even worse. This invariably prompts me to leave my cart right there in the aisle, walk out without buying anything, and go shop somewhere else. I sometimes wonder what happens in the store after I do that.

    • @2Blessed
      @2Blessed 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@DaveC2729 they move your cart and help the next customer. It's not even a hiccup in their day. Karen's are alive and well multiple times a day, every day!

  • @tmntfangirl4700
    @tmntfangirl4700 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Last Story - Nice burn OP. But I do wish that Karen had been arrested for assault on OP.

  • @serendipitous_discoveries
    @serendipitous_discoveries ปีที่แล้ว +28

    My mind conjured an image of bears lined up politely along a table of hot dishes, using tongs to fill their plates 😂

    • @cindykq8086
      @cindykq8086 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now I can see it, too--SO STINKING CUTE! ❤ thnx

    • @nancymilawski1048
      @nancymilawski1048 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes Yogi wants his picnic basket so he can leftovers home. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tmntfangirl4700
    @tmntfangirl4700 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Story 1 - OP handled that better than I would’ve. When she said ‘You’re the lucky cashier who’s opening up a new register for ME’ I would’ve told her ‘No I’m not‘ and to pick up her groceries and go to another register.

    • @Galaxy1001D
      @Galaxy1001D ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I would have said "Madam, are you so CLUELESS as to demand service at a register that is UNDER REPAIR? Not just closed but UNDER REPAIR? In what universe does a register that is UNDER REPAIR check you out faster than one that is operational?"

    • @Ryanthusar
      @Ryanthusar ปีที่แล้ว +11

      However OP missed a golden moment of getting the manager and law enforcement, that moment being when Karen said she had grandkids in the car. Meaning to a person like me she left children, ALONE, in a car. No matter what the temp of the day is, the temp inside that vehicle is at least 20F higher than outside. And if she left the A/C on, then it means she left the keys in the ignition, again, putting the children at risk of being abducted. And if it turned out the grandkids were old enough to be left alone in the vehicle, how was I to know when calling in law enforcement for child endangerment. She used them as an excuse to be served.

  • @ostlandr
    @ostlandr ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Last story: I'm 100% neurotypical, and I don't even like large groups of people or loud voices. And being assaulted and battered by a Karen would definitely land me a trip to the County Lockup.

  • @justinpettenuzzo8210
    @justinpettenuzzo8210 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Story 3: Meanwhile in the entitled woman's kitchen. Yogi Bear is busy rummaging through the fridge. "I'm smarter than the average entitled person."

    • @elizabethalvarado8698
      @elizabethalvarado8698 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And Boo-Boo replies, "You said it, Yogi."

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Story 3: So basically, all of this happened because Karen wanted to see some deer by illegal means, and was going to blame the neighbors if anything went wrong.
    And yeah, game wardens are not someone to mess with

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have a mental picture of an angry Karen going out in her yard to chew out a poor hungry bear eating the deer corn. 😂

    • @paigethedork9693
      @paigethedork9693 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the second she mentioned that bears tore up her bird feeder, it was a pretty easy guess that SHE was the one luring them into her yard.

    • @JohnH20111
      @JohnH20111 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Game Wardens are either State Police officers or Federal Agents, depending on the area

    • @Ironcabbit
      @Ironcabbit ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She tries chewing out a bear, she’ll get chewed on.

    • @RedwoodTheElf
      @RedwoodTheElf 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Ironcabbit Bear (Grumbling to self) Yuck, this dried corn is bland!
      Karen: GO AWAY, BEAR!
      Bear: Yummy meat! (Nom!)

  • @sakurakittynoir1400
    @sakurakittynoir1400 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Did anyone else imagine Karen's backyard set up like a Golden Corral for bears? 😂😂😂

  • @gorilladisco9108
    @gorilladisco9108 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    #1 Karen : "Well, I don't care if you are going on break! I'm not putting these groceries back in the cart, so what do you think about that?"
    OP : "I'm not on break. The scanner is broken. You won't get your groceries scanned by this register until it's fixed. So what do you think about that?"

  • @amberyoung4425
    @amberyoung4425 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Story#1- op should have been a writer, his wording made me laugh so hard

  • @crimsonmaelstrom573
    @crimsonmaelstrom573 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Story 5: I hear you OP. I’m in the same boat as you and I hate it when people just show up out of nowhere, tell me to do something for them, and don’t even bother asking me politely. If they get angry with me, I just say “If you had asked me nicely, then I would have helped. Did you skip preschool the day they were teaching how to say ‘please’?”

  • @theplaintech
    @theplaintech ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Karen was lucky the park warden got to her first. She could have become a bear buffet.

  • @tranz2deep
    @tranz2deep ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I say it time to time in various relevant places; *Karen, you are NEVER excused!!*

  • @maggieanderson3778
    @maggieanderson3778 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Way to go OP. I got to see my very first live in person Karen while we were getting ready to come home from WalMart a couple of weeks ago. The really funny part was I was so excited you'd have thought I won a money. I was like a kid bouncing up and down in my seat. My hubby stops the van and says," when you are done you can tell me what the heck a Karen is". I said "see the lady in the red shorts and yellow shirt?" He says "yeah and the bad bleach job on her head?" I told him some of the crazy things I 'd seen on YT, I sat and watched her until I couldn't see her anymore. All the way home I kept repeating to myself "A real Karen ". If anybody had heard me they'd have thought I was goofy. I guess the next item on my bucket list is to interact with one. Should I make out my will first. LOL

  • @iononcantomascrivo
    @iononcantomascrivo ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Story number two: if he's got dementia, then he shouldn't have been let out by himself. I worked in customer service for years, partially in retail and for many years as a server. Believe me when I tell you, some people just lose any sense of manners or basic human decency along with their looks. That is presuming they had anything resembling a sense of empathy or home training in the first place.

    • @erinj8621
      @erinj8621 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      People with dementia aren't always taken care of by their family as soon as they really need to be, it can be a loooong disease with a very slow decline, sometimes 10-20 years or more, personality changes can come before logic or motor skills decline, aggression in dementia is definitely a thing... it's just a toss-up which part of the mind decays first. If he's early enough or not close with his family, he may not have a caretaker yet.

    • @150booyadragon
      @150booyadragon ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@erinj8621people are too quick to jump to dementia to be an apologist for an old person. Yes it's definitely not rare but also the idiot hitting retail workers at 40 probably still will at 80, no dimentia needed

    • @lampostsamurai2518
      @lampostsamurai2518 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Story four sounds more like dementia than two.

  • @cliffcorson4000
    @cliffcorson4000 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1st story
    I was repairing a register cash drawer J45 cable that got pulled out and needed the color schematic of wires as the other unit used a different data wire with different color strands
    Had a customer demanding I serve her and I said that she'd have to speak with one of the store employees as I wasn't one of them. She flipped out and demanded to know why I was behind the counter then and I said to fix this register
    She happened to see a local police officer in the store and demanded he arrest me as I was posing as an employee.
    The officer came over and asked what was going on and I stated I was here to fix the register as my paperwork shows. He looked at it and told the woman to not disrupt a technician doing their job or try to claim a false charge or he'd have her removed.
    After she attempted to slap the officer she found herself in nice shiny bracelets in the back of a police car
    I had to give a statement and let my boss know and he said "welcome to the world of entitled idiots"

  • @isaacbobjork7053
    @isaacbobjork7053 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    -it's broken
    -then fix it!
    Yeah that's what they are doing already

  • @annrunacres3982
    @annrunacres3982 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why is it that angry Karen’s find it necessary to spit ? Disgusting in the extreme.

  • @LegendStormcrow
    @LegendStormcrow ปีที่แล้ว +8

    With OP being a shade tree mechanic, it actually would be cheaper than a shop. Small car work is a decent side hustle. What he should have paid attention to is that he'd be busy for months

  • @byronmccall1554
    @byronmccall1554 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I drive all over the country delivering dogs. I can tell you from first hand experience, a mobile mechanic is actually much cheaper than a shop. They work for themselves and don't have all that overhead. They are faster, cheaper, and friendlier.

  • @morganm9040
    @morganm9040 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    First story. I used to do the exact job of repaing point of sale equipment. When I would be asked to open my closed out-of- order lane, I would reply depending how I was asked:
    1. The lane is broken (which worked most of the time), and they would go away. or...
    2. It's adding wrong.
    3. The sale prices aren't working and charging double.
    4. You're welcome to wait but it's going to take a while.
    Usually, one of these worked. Sometimes, a cashier would notice and make them move.

  • @condar419
    @condar419 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The point of sale tech in the Wal-Mart story is an awesome story teller. So clever and funny.

  • @dinascharnhorst6590
    @dinascharnhorst6590 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Story 1: I would be sorely tempted to tell the Ele-Karen that the register needs to be calibrated and it cannot be done while her purchases are on the conveyor belt.

  • @thelaughtophyena6916
    @thelaughtophyena6916 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:39 "one of the only things my mom has ever been right about"
    Ouch

  • @jedediahcoulbourne1791
    @jedediahcoulbourne1791 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I gotta say I love the smooth background music Fluff and Stevo use. It really helps set the mood

  • @alantran4901
    @alantran4901 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Story 5: at this point don’t bother with ‘I don’t work here’ and say ‘Karen you about get into trouble with the police and security camera’ with a threaten tone.

  • @tmntfangirl4700
    @tmntfangirl4700 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Story 2 - The old man might have dementia or is just an AH. Either way OP should not engage in anything with that creep.

  • @aurongrande6141
    @aurongrande6141 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The irony is that "Wilkos" has closed as a business. There are no more stores open.

  • @cmartin8093
    @cmartin8093 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Story 3: I can attest to that. One of my dad 's exes cut thru a parking lot on the way to a store and got the attention of a DNR warden and was ticketed. How do I know this, you ask? Well, I was in the passenger seat when it happened

  • @veroxid
    @veroxid ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Story 4 honestly wasn't that bad, like...at all.
    OP simply said he wasn't a mechanic - not that he couldn't/wouldn't look at the neighbor's breaks. Then he actually went on to essentially say "Yea, but I just don't have the time right now."
    Now if OP actually did the _sane_ thing and said "Sorry, no, this is something I really only do for family" or something like that and the neighbor _still_ insisted, then yea: the neighbor would indeed be a "Clueless/Entitled Neighbor."
    But as the story stands: OP is the one in the wrong for leading his parents' neighbor on.

  • @richewilson6394
    @richewilson6394 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yeah I just called her bluff on the kids in the car crap I would say okay well I guess I'm going to have to call security then and get your kids out your car cuz it's like 100° outside and that's child cruelty right there.

  • @vahvahdisco
    @vahvahdisco ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Story No. 2 - I used to go to Wilko’s all the time in my hometown in Greater Manchester, England - I was there the first day it opened in 1992 (it was Presto’s prior to that) and the last day of trading on 24 September 2023. I knew all the staff and made some good friends over the years. I miss the store and the gardening section and Christmas section the most, though I’ve just found out that Wilko is available online now - so I can still shop there but I’ve lost that ‘real-person-experience’ that I loved - I’m ‘old school’ !

  • @carlacook5181
    @carlacook5181 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My 41 year old son slso has Asperger’s, when he is in a situation like this, he just walks away, if someone knocks on the door, he might peek out to see who it is and then walk away, people have told me ever since he was a child that he is rude, I told them that he isn’t rude and he has a right to not open the door, he also has the right to not speak to someone who speaks to him, especially if he doesn’t know them , he has told me for several years that a man speaks to him in the grocery store, he knows my son’s name and last time he asked about me and also his Dad who no one has heard from in several years, this man obviously knows someone in the family to know personal things but my son doesn’t know him, he just mumbles and walks away, that’s what these people should do, I know sometimes these rude people accost them, but they should walk away, my son would have no problem to yell, get away from me, I don’t work here!

  • @MurasakiTsukimaru
    @MurasakiTsukimaru ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My father and stepmother have bitched about all the animals coming into their yard and eating stuff.
    Their property contains: 1 apple tree, 3 bird feeders, 1 hummingbird feeder, 4 blueberry bushes, and 1 vegetable garden. AND they live out in the boonies. So yeah, they got a damn buffet for every animal in the state (including the carnivores eating the other animals) and complain about having deer, foxes, etc eating their stuff.

  • @quearesteestavia7495
    @quearesteestavia7495 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    since when do grocery store employees have the time to get lists of groceries for customers?

    • @kerrypanes5759
      @kerrypanes5759 ปีที่แล้ว

      They do it for me.
      I have mobility issues and tire easily. Not only that but many of the stores have a sign that states, if you need help, ask. I take advantage of the help when I need it. The difference is, I ask, I don't demand.

  • @Genin99
    @Genin99 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As an Autistic, who had some problems with Karens, I would echo the tip that an old therapist of mine told me, "If you're feeling threatened by someone, call the cops."
    I've even had to use that strategy before and the cops were really helpful.

  • @LilFireFox
    @LilFireFox ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Story 5: I related to this one so much. I have the same thing, Austim/Aspergers. And everything OP said is true. For me though when I reach my breaking point, I will just start sobbing and/or Lose 'All Fucks' about the situation and just verbally explode whatever I'm thinking in that moment. Damn the 'politeness' and 'social cues', it's all word vomit at that point.

    • @ErrantMasa
      @ErrantMasa ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also on spectrum here. with what goes through my head, I'd risk arrest or involuntary psych hold if pushed that far.

    • @cindykq8086
      @cindykq8086 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ditto, ditto, ditto.

  • @dennymetts90
    @dennymetts90 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The only I don't work here stories I have involve me at a Walmart I'm still trying to learn (slowly getting better). After I had already left retail to become a security guard. :)

  • @edan1841
    @edan1841 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The only I don't work here story I have is someone asking me where something is and I just started screaming and crying because of anxiety.

    • @ostlandr
      @ostlandr ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry to hear that. Anxiety is NOT fun.

    • @L33TRedNinja
      @L33TRedNinja ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ostlandrNewp. 😐

  • @PuppyKatt
    @PuppyKatt ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Story 2: I do not care how old the Kevin is, the police should have been called the second he made that threat the first time.

  • @christophersmith9237
    @christophersmith9237 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:41 - Nothing scares a person more than punishment via financial threat for their own bad behavior. **GULP!** 😬

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    21:00 yeah, I’ve done something similar in the past. I’m also on the spectrum, and I’ve blown up before, crying and covering my head, just shrieking to be left alone. It made the security act up real quick, I’ll tell you that.

  • @cindykq8086
    @cindykq8086 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The bear backyard buffet story: bears' favorite trash seems to be used diapers, especially the fully loaded ones. (Maybe diapers to a bear are like baked potatoes to a human?) My daughter's MIL once saw a bear hit the jackpot with a multi-baby family's trash. Instead of picking through it for the good stuff, he just wrapped his arms around the whole big heavy trashcan and walked into the woods with it.

  • @stellamccoy5259
    @stellamccoy5259 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah, hump day. Hope all have a good one.
    I am waiting for the day when someone mistakes me for an employee or to see someone else being mistaken for an employee.

  • @loisbiddy8248
    @loisbiddy8248 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    For the clueless neighbour story: At least the guy was offering to pay for the service! I thought he would want his car fixed for free.

  • @picard4772
    @picard4772 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    story 5: the breakdowns are real. i too have a high-functioning form of autism, and i had my own struggles with them working for Domino's. im fortunate to have had an understanding boss that would send me to do back-store work (usually dishes or folding boxes) after problem customers. that was a real life-saver for me, especially with all the walls between those places, and the counter. i have personally never had an "i don't work here" encounter, but with all the stories floating around the net, i figure it's only a matter of time.

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Broken register story: Sounds about right, though personally I was waiting for OP to get the register operational, inform management, get it signed off on and leave letting Karen explode with her demands to be checked out.
    Wilkos story: Okay, while the old man was decidedly rude, was the cashier actually supposed to shut down her till or did she do so on her own? If she was supposed to shut down she should have left the immediate till area. If not, she should have opened the till and check OM out even if he was known to be a rude PITA.
    Bear buffet story: Good grief! I've got a couple of bird feeders in my yard and enjoy watching the various birds that come to it. But if I lived in an area known to have bears, yeah, the birds would have to make do on their own. Bears are omnivores and will eat practically anything. In bear country your trash dumpsters not only have to be closed but locked tight as well to keep them from getting into them. Other precautions with foods have to be taken as well. FYI, in most states Game Wardens are technically a branch of the state police and have full authority to arrest anyone committing a criminal act, regardless of if it's "game" related or not. They simply are specialized in "game" enforcement.

  • @jikook7457
    @jikook7457 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The op in the first story has some of the best descriptions of the situation I've ever heard. 😂 From the very beginning, i was cracking up. The trunk into the air trumpeting a note of urgency had me laughing hard, but then the shotgun blast of irrelevance to the face had me laughing tears down my cheeks! 😂😂 I don't know who he is, but I love him 😊

  • @autonomouscollective2599
    @autonomouscollective2599 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The last story: oddly enough, sometimes asking questions will calm a person down. (Not always.) That’s because when they’re angry, they’re not thinking rationally. When asked a question, they have to momentarily halt their anger to shift their thinking into rational mode in order to give an answer. It can be the start of de-escalating the situation.

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 ปีที่แล้ว

      Asking, "Why?" is not exclusive to people on the spectrum, it's actually the Socratic method. Socrates was hated by some people for inciting people to question authority or why the way things are are the way things are.

  • @s.h.6858
    @s.h.6858 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A mobile mechanic absolutely was the cheapest option for us. Counting in the fact the vehicle was non-running, and towing would have been another third to half more than the labor to change it out.
    Also, we haven't had a mobile or side hustle mechanic try to hide what they are doing.

  • @connor_ri
    @connor_ri หลายเดือนก่อน

    Story 5: As someone who is also Autistic, also Asperger's, asking "why?" is one of my favorite things to say as a response in that sort of situation.

  • @VoltaicNebulae
    @VoltaicNebulae ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yayyyy! Fluff blesses us with an upload again, and I caught early! Perfect timing, I like something in the background while winding down from a shower. Feed Stevo a cookie for me, and have something tasty too, your royal fluffness!

  • @colonelrobertsjr.7882
    @colonelrobertsjr.7882 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Soon as I heard Walmart I knew some mess was going down

  • @stevenbrown6277
    @stevenbrown6277 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the 'bear buffet' Karen story.

  • @LEWS316
    @LEWS316 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was shopping after dialysis yesterday at a self service till in my local supermarket their uniromfs are green tops, black pants. I was in my habitual gray hoofde and jeans. the lady at the till next to me was having some issues with it and I helped her out cos the tills in this store are a little finiky.
    Cue a karen "Come help me now, Hey YOU NOW!"
    I just looked at her "I dont work here and I dont helo rude folks" and walked out. wonder is shes still screeching for help? lol

  • @thehertzman
    @thehertzman ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Story 2: Older but not wiser.

    • @tmntfangirl4700
      @tmntfangirl4700 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And bats*** crazy

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just because they're older, it just means they had more time to be stupid.

  • @cparle87
    @cparle87 ปีที่แล้ว

    First OP should be a writer. Such good vocabulary.

  • @telinhajp
    @telinhajp ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It seems that after COVID, *spitting* became an assault extremely popular.

    • @ostlandr
      @ostlandr ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Back in the '80s, when AIDS was first making the news, a common insult when two people were squaring up for a fight was 'What're you gonna do- BLEED on me?"

    • @telinhajp
      @telinhajp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ostlandr Time pass, new generations are born, but some things never change. There are Karen's in all generations.

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ostlandr AIDS wasn't always a factor. Every time I hear that question, I think of a knight with fewer limbs than his opponent, thinking he still has a chance of winning.

  • @kennethjackson7574
    @kennethjackson7574 ปีที่แล้ว

    RE: Bears and Bird Feeders. Somewhere in PA a woman called a park ranger asking where to put a bird feeder. The ranger replied “Put it wherever you want the bears.”

  • @gregorythomas333
    @gregorythomas333 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Story 5: Always. Press. Charges. Karen committed Assault & Battery on a protected class...not to mention the full-on Harassment of a customer. Get her banned too.

  • @ocalaskyhigh
    @ocalaskyhigh ปีที่แล้ว

    Mechanic story, I have a mobile mechanic do the work on my truck at my house. 15 years experience. $100 an hour vs $150 plus at the dealership and most garages. I supply the parts which is also 50+ % cheaper than dealership or garage.

  • @stephaniecowans3646
    @stephaniecowans3646 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When will all the people who get approached by those Wild Karens learn to NEVER respond to their animalistic grunts with "Sorry. . ." or "Excuse me . . " or "Can I help you". . ." because that always opens the door to those dumbf****ks to bulldoze over the OP's.

  • @Kualinar
    @Kualinar ปีที่แล้ว +1

    #1 As usual, for a Karen, EVERYONE must always be an employee whose only job is to serve Her majesty... The problem, is that they are pretty much always completely wrong.
    #2 Threatening to punch peoples in the face... In front of a security guard ? Who can say : «Bad move, buddy» ? When they grow older, A-holes tend to become bigger inflamed A-Holes. They never improve with age.
    #3 Karen, once again, jump to some aberrant conclusion, files a complain because her conclusion don't match reality, and get some sweet karma delivered to her...
    #4 Having an actual mechanic come to your home to work on your car ? Let see... Time to and back from the house. That's 1 hour each way. Mobile chop truck use. That's alone is a few $100's. Then, there will be the actual work time and pieces costs. Remember that the mechanic coming will NEVER come along. He'll always bring an assistant with him. That assistant need to get paid, EVEN if he actually did nothing. So, it'll very easily cost 3 to 4 time as much as doing that exact same job in the shop.
    #5 OP didn't press charges for one very simple reason : He was in NO state to do so and wasn't asked about that. Hope that the security guard detains that ugly Karen, watch the video of the altercation and transfer Karen to the custody of some nice police officers.

  • @lilbeanme
    @lilbeanme ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you ❤❤❤❤ be safe boys. Take care of yourselves and family ❤❤❤

  • @bluntizard4481
    @bluntizard4481 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:18 elephant-human hybrids 😂😂💀

    • @ostlandr
      @ostlandr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🖐ALIENS! 🤚 👽🐘 The Hindu god Ganesh was one of the Anunaki.

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 ปีที่แล้ว

      Loxodons?

  • @anonymouspatriotnetwork2740
    @anonymouspatriotnetwork2740 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can completely understand why they would that's the old man might have a case of dementia but I have seen plenty of old men who do not have dementia that are ready to fight on a moment's notice. Usually right after they get drunk

  • @DaveC2729
    @DaveC2729 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yes, some mechanics do make house calls. That doesn't mean anyone who happens to be working on a car at somebody's house is one. In nearly all cases it'll be either the homeowner or a relative/friend.
    Last story: I'm "on the spectrum" too, and if a Karen smacked me in the head, she'd probably wind up wearing my shopping cart. I respond _very_ violently to any violence against my head. Don't get physical, folks. Even if you "win", you'll take damage of your own, and it's not worth it.

  • @lisamac2403
    @lisamac2403 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Do people really think that they can just walk up to grocery store workers and give them a list? I’ve never heard of such a thing.

  • @ErdrickHero
    @ErdrickHero ปีที่แล้ว

    If a customer ever told me they left their baby or small children in the car while shopping, I wouldn't even warn her. I'd immediately call the police. That is child abuse and I don't put up with child abuse.

  • @thomaswaller1943
    @thomaswaller1943 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Story 3 I kinda hope is on one of those Game Warden reality shows. I just wanna be a fly on the wall for that interaction with the Warden lol
    Story 5 OP should have demanded the manager and security to call police. She assaulted OP by smacking him, and spitting on him

  • @Parknest
    @Parknest 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Story 4: Mobile mechanics are a thing. They will charge less because they don't have the overheads of a shop. OP shouldn't have played along to put the neighbour off.
    Story 5: That's an interesting response to the "I want the manager" line that Karens always trot out. Just one question: Why? lol

  • @sesshomaruslover1
    @sesshomaruslover1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that last story i would 100% be calling the cops for the woman harassing that person and assaulting them 3 times 1 with a bodily fluid which is a felony in any places

    • @melkiorwiseman5234
      @melkiorwiseman5234 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      On this side of the world, I believe the slapping combined with spitting would be called "aggravated assault" and the woman would have been lucky if she didn't get at least a bit of jail time for that, on top of fines, community service and probably mandatory anger management classes.

  • @dnd1016
    @dnd1016 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Story 5;
    As a fellow person on the spectrum, I salute him. I would’ve gone ballistic one way or another, most likely verbally.

  • @WeirdOrangeThing
    @WeirdOrangeThing 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Story 5: Spitting is how you say "I love hospital food".

  • @samuraicrunchbird
    @samuraicrunchbird ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:02 Golden (Bear) Corral!!

  • @nikoknightpuppetproduction369
    @nikoknightpuppetproduction369 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know partly why Karens do what Karens do. It is very common for Karens to lack the ability of ever being wrong. In their mind, it is impossible for them to be wrong about anything. Reality must change for them. Many Karens suffer from narcissism, that is why they demand from others, cannot admit wrong, treat others in a horrible manner while viewing themselves as specially entitled grandiose and always cause drama. Those are actually some of the traits of narcissism. I notice it is very common for Karens to have narcissism as a mental illness. The reason why they all seem common, is because that is their typical mannerism. It is not just at stores that you find them. They are everywhere.

  • @Kris_sy
    @Kris_sy ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Story 1 is another repeat - you guys need to put the used ones in a folder somewhere so you don't mix it w/ new content

    • @haworthlowell805
      @haworthlowell805 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok, Karen, then skip it!

    • @ostlandr
      @ostlandr ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember a similar story, but it didn't have the elephant part, and the manager got involved and ended up serving Karen at the service desk just to shut her up and get her out of the store.

    • @haworthlowell805
      @haworthlowell805 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ostlandr Just endorsed an entitled Karen. Great job for a balless manager. Hipe he has to kiss her butt every week!

  • @isaacbobjork7053
    @isaacbobjork7053 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Karen with the bears basically self-snitched

  • @trolletuva
    @trolletuva ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought the lesson was: When in doubt always follow your nose. 😂

  • @registeredpyromaniac
    @registeredpyromaniac ปีที่แล้ว +5

    An upload right after I get off work? This must be fate!
    Please feed Stevo some extra crumbs for me ^-^

  • @gabinathan5499
    @gabinathan5499 ปีที่แล้ว

    MY FATHER IS ALSO ALMOST
    80 BUT HE IS STILL ACTIVE
    + IN HIS RIGHT MIND .
    MY FATHER WORKS
    HE HAS A BUSINESS.

  • @troberts1
    @troberts1 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have to wonder if these Karens demanding random people do their shopping is them not wanting to actually pay for the store's shopping service, or a third party service, and hoping they can bully an employee to shop for them, but since they're dumb they can't tell the difference between a customer and an employee. Honestly, they just need to go to Walmart, since they don't charge (the last thing I knew). They also need to stop committing assault left, right and center.

  • @earltate56
    @earltate56 ปีที่แล้ว

    My first job was for a grocery chain... when a check out line was closed, we had CLOSED/OPEN signs. Maybe employees should suggest/as/insist on this... just to avoid the problems illustrated here.

  • @EllaPax77
    @EllaPax77 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ive been watching you all day and just catch it.

    • @lisamac2403
      @lisamac2403 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've been watching a lot of Dark Fluff videos today, too. Even ones I've heard before, they're just so funny.

  • @corneliawissing7950
    @corneliawissing7950 ปีที่แล้ว

    Non-American here: should I ever visit the USA (but I'm 81 years old) I'd avoid Walmart. Seems to be a gathering place or Karens?

  • @SecretSquirrelFun
    @SecretSquirrelFun 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Story 4
    Come on Fluff a “maybe” is a definite and legally binding “YES” to a Karen.
    You know that 🤣
    🙂🐿🌈❤️

  • @SecretSquirrelFun
    @SecretSquirrelFun หลายเดือนก่อน

    12:43
    I absolutely HATE litter bug.
    I am yet to meet one that I like.

  • @thunderflare59
    @thunderflare59 ปีที่แล้ว

    How fitting that her dumb lifehack to keep her from having to wait in line wasted more time than the line would have.

  • @RicoKopter
    @RicoKopter 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    story 3 : idk how it works in the states but in my country cops get given a specific task to do for the day. So in my country even if OP was a cop the best he would have been able to do is call it in. He wouldn't have been able to go himself anyways.

  • @tranz2deep
    @tranz2deep ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yeah, 1st OP is a total naif to think Karens think.

  • @aaron75fy
    @aaron75fy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:50 even if the worker could open the register people who were waiting the longest have priority

  • @Custerd1
    @Custerd1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Story 2: Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum! You think you’re better than me?