If Video Games had an Impossible Mode ideas: - Duck Hunt: You're playing on an LED screen (Won't work on it) - Yoshi's Island: Yoshi is Infertile (Can't lay eggs) - Animal Crossing: You're homeless in a midland city (Good luck catching wildlife) - Donkey Kong Country: The barrels explode as soon as they're picked up (The boss is a porcupine) - Earthbound: Ness gets radiation poisoning from the meteor (Should've had more than a bat) - Space Invaders: Aliens use a nuke (Game over)
I actually beat the Turtles game once legitimately. What might actually be the worst thing of all in that game isn't all the traps set basically everywhere. It's that if you don't have the rare ninja scroll item (that you might not even find on a first playthrough, it only spawns in a couple specific spots in the game) on at least one turtle, you will automatically die in the final stretch of the game because spamming ninja scrolls is the only way to survive it. It's a mad rush of enemies and it is the only thing in the game that can OHKO them. Any death in the stage returns you to the beginning, so sacrificing turtles to move forward won't save you.
After Sonics got axed, when Sonic was doing his ending credit convo, should have put him in bandages which made it look like he was recovering from the axe throw scene.🙂
Especially the gauntlet hallway with the laser astronauts. Learning how the AI worked there and how to safely navigate it was pure pain, especially if you didn't have any throwables.
@Quyzbuk86 it was something like the final castle in Super Mario Brothers, right? Where there was a specific patten you had to traverse. Or am I misremembering? I doubt we would have beat the dam level without Nintendo Power magazine...
@@hthrun The gauntlet itself was just an increasingly narrow hallway, you're probably remembering the area before it which doesn't loop per se, but you can willingly backtrack a room or two if you're trying to get a pizza.
Meanwhile, Battletoads: Rash: "Impossible mode?" Zitz: "Have you PLAYED the Turbo Tunnel lately?" Pimple: "Or the Snake cave with the instant death spikes EVERYWHERE?"
The games only had two modes in the 80/90s. Baby level easy or NO. I remember a game where i completed the level, killed the boss, and still got the gameover you lose screen.
1:41 It would have been _neat_ that Sonic here were burnt like Luigi at the end of the SMW rom hack called *"I hate you",* and with a Huge wound over his head due to the Axe. like a some sort of aftermath to the Eggman battle here.
I need to go back and watch the first two just to remind myself of this funny series, but I'm glad you guys made a part 3 finally after all this time. Although that one at the end was Sonic versus Robotnik I mean Sonic willingly chose to jump forward and then jump back. He could have just hit Robotnik there. Still really funny that Robotnik threw that fireball at him thanks to Bowser
Quick guide (or: how to survive Impossible mode for fun and bragging rights) (Also spoilers for Ace Attorney for the three of you reading this who haven't played it.) 0:06: This looks like you can double back, but the axe comes at you so fast that it is impossible to get Mario's hitbox out of the way. What you have to do is hack the game so that Mario 64 data mixes perfectly with the Super Mario Bros data. You can then tailwhip the axe away at the last second, but this causes Mario to fall into the lava. Because of the Mario 64 DNA however, Mario will leap out of the lava going 'HAHAHAHAHA!!!' which will just allow you to reach the other side. Defeat Bowser in a CQC quick-time event, dodge the land piranhas in the next room, and you'll find Peach's burnt out skeleton in an electric chair beside a note that says *'The game was over before it even began, Mario Mario.'* Use hourglass you collected from the Prince of Persia minigame to warp back time and disable the power plant in World 8-12 using the Command and Conquer engineer you won in a game of strip poker with Lakitu. Now you just have to get past the solar powered rabies viruses and do every Bowser's Castle level again in under ten minutes back to back and without dying and get past Bowser and the piranhas again to claim your reward. 0:12: You need the shellfish's power up to get past the sexually attractive sawblades that are coming up, so here's what you have to do. Write to your local representative and get a law passed that forbids bystanders from not giving aid to individuals when said aid would result in a life being saved. Now, this requires extensive campaigning and some tense battles at the Supreme Court, so you might have to rob the London LSE to get the funds. Get Phoenix Wright on retainer and you'll be on the home stretch, but you have to make sure he does the conversion course as a criminal defence lawyer will struggle in the field of constitutional law. You also need to ensure that an extensive education campaign spreads news of the law throughout the land, and fix the corrupt police department in Dreamland that no one takes seriously. Yes, US law applies to Dreamland. There should now be enough pressure on those two jerks to get them to overcome their fear of needles and help Kirby. Proceed. 0:35: This fight might seem impossible, as Goro tears off both your arms and your legs at the start of the fight in real life, and even more distressingly, the computer scans your inputs. The pattern really is quite obvious however, you just need to have reaction times of less than half a picosecond. Git good. You loser. 0:46: Classic blunder. You need to have Mia in the courtroom with you. This will cause her to have an epileptic fit from the flashing lights of the shock, forcing a recess and giving Phoenix the chance to scour the crime scene one last time and find evidence that there was in fact a power source and that there may be another suspect other than Blanka who delivered the real fatal electric shock. You will of course have had to have prevented her death in the first case. 1:04 You need to meditate with the old gaming masters of the 1990's. They will teach you the worthy arts of defeating Sonic 3 and Knuckles without using the directional pad, dodging the endless medusa heads in Castlevania, and somehow landing a hit on those she-demons from Streets of Rage 1 without getting thrown across the room to death. 1:15 You're an earthworm Earthworm Jim. Dig underground, you dumbass. 1:25 The axe moves at the same speed as it did with Mario, but Sonic is faster. Just wait until he throws the axe, *then* jump. Getting through the adamantium animal cage, on the other hand...
"Wait, is this just the regular level?! Dammit!" Fucking _killed_ me 😂😂
@@RabblesTheBinx i used to play tmnt religiously and thats sadly super accurate
Screw the dam level
As soon as I saw that, I had flashbacks to my childhood and knew they weren't even going to change anything for the video.
I feel horrible, but I always used Raphael and Michelangelo as the "sacrificial lambs" for this level. Gotta save the better weapons ;) lol
I could get past there easily, had it all memorized. Would always lose at the airfield.
I like how for the teenage mutant turtles game they point out it’s just the regular level
It's from Ecco the dolphin
@@Hungryghost01had a feeling though I’ve never played it.
@@Hungryghost01no it's from the Nintendo Ninja turtle game. Not only do you have to get past all these things your time because you run out of air.
Soooo much pain playing that level.
Everything in that game was made in hell.
For those who don’t know, yes it was actually like that in the TMNT game, it was ridiculous.
Aww man --- I remember that level and I never lost a turtle. Yes it was challenging but just needed practice.
Turtles for Nintendo, f-ing awful. (Back in the day that is)
ALL GAMES were like that back then! Reasons I *don't* want to go back to the late '80s or early '90s.
Yeah...but, beating that level is better than having an orgasm! You should have seem how ape-shit I went the first time I beat that damn Dam level!
@@TheReaverOfDarkness Wuss
As soon as I saw TMNT, I thought to myself that crap was impossible to me. Thanks for easing 3 decades of feeling inept about it.
Well, wait till you see speed runners wipe the game entirely in like 15 minutes...
@@Dorelaxen reading this sentence crushed my elder millennial ego😭😭
The fact that Bowser helped Eggman out is wholesome.
He helped Eggman throw an axe to a hedgehog and burn in a lava pit.....so wholesome. :p
He remembered when sonic went berserk on him too. 😂
@@Suzume175what happened to his old voice actor?
0:10 Bowser got his revenge for Mario going Berserk on him and throwing an Axe at his head
Somehow i didn’t even think of that lmao
Isn’t not just Mario everybody been throwing that axe to Bowser face for years now his one doing the throwing.
@@brockbell9429 the only other character i can think of who did that was Peach in “if bowser had an assistant”
0:09
Bowser: let's see how you will like it!
1:33 Huh. Neat.
Iconic words and loved the team up!
@@danielsantiagourtado3430 “Thanks Bowser!” 😂😂
"You're Welcome!"
Jim Carrey got help from Jack Black.
Never gets old!
@@multiverse_media2023 That didn't sound like Claptrap...
Finally. A kirby dorkly skit. Even if it was short
Kirby has appeared in past videos such as Power-up mixup and Videogame treat-or-treating.
He also has an argument about pro life where he has to eat the other side to understand his stance.
If King Dedede had an assistant
(King DeDeDe looks at Kirby as he has a questionably phallic appearance)
"Uhh....Is that-"
"The Didlo bat from Saint Row...yeah."
Tecnically Dorkly had done Kirby before in the past, it just has been a long time before this video.
1:33 And the 'Huh Neat' saga continues.
Huh...neat.
Neat!
Meat.
"...aw, daphuq?" Johnny Cage VS Goro with 14 arms. LOL
14 arms. DAMN SON!
If Video Games had an Impossible Mode ideas:
- Duck Hunt: You're playing on an LED screen (Won't work on it)
- Yoshi's Island: Yoshi is Infertile (Can't lay eggs)
- Animal Crossing: You're homeless in a midland city (Good luck catching wildlife)
- Donkey Kong Country: The barrels explode as soon as they're picked up (The boss is a porcupine)
- Earthbound: Ness gets radiation poisoning from the meteor (Should've had more than a bat)
- Space Invaders: Aliens use a nuke (Game over)
Yoshi is a guy aren’t those eggs already infertile?
I actually beat the Turtles game once legitimately. What might actually be the worst thing of all in that game isn't all the traps set basically everywhere. It's that if you don't have the rare ninja scroll item (that you might not even find on a first playthrough, it only spawns in a couple specific spots in the game) on at least one turtle, you will automatically die in the final stretch of the game because spamming ninja scrolls is the only way to survive it. It's a mad rush of enemies and it is the only thing in the game that can OHKO them. Any death in the stage returns you to the beginning, so sacrificing turtles to move forward won't save you.
0:54 Phoenix will still find a convoluted way to win the trial.
That was unironically another day in court compared to some of the weird cases he gets in the original trilogy.
Glad the impossible mode series is back!
"Huh... Neat" IT'S BACK
This time involving the CEO of Toilet Brush-'tache Industries.
Loved how both bowser and Eggman were able to solve both of their problems by just throwing an axe at their enemy's
Now I wanna see Dracula throw an axe at Simon Belmont, who will catch it and throw it back 🤣
0:51 That death cry signalled both a man's death and Wright's case going down the toilet, judging by his face.
All 90s kids remember that the Ninja turtles didn't need any help being hard
Damn straight! No wonder my sisters smashed the game console
😂😂😂😂
Why?it was easier than battletoads bike level
@@marceloa392 OMG have you tried the new ones bike level....
Or space levels...
Bro...
Eggman: Thanks Bowser
Bowser: You're welcome
Are we sure that was Bowser? Sounded more like Shredder to me. WHERE IS OUR BRITISH BOWSER?!
@@jimb.7523 Gone, since i imagine they no longer work with the voice actor. If it was rethorical, my bad.
@@TheDarkKnight-lf5ce No more British Bowser?
**sad clown**
YAY! Kirby! Please make him Berserker
Kirby's already a berserker. He should shower everyone with kindness
All he has to do is inhale a crate full of invincible candies
Have you seen Sonic for Hire? There's your Kirby Berserk!
Kirby just needs to find a karaoke machine and sing "Baby - Justin Bieber" to be a living WMD.
And ACTUALLY Berserk, not a cop out like the Mega Man one.
Dorkly Ace Attorney is not what we were expecting.
we seriously need more ace attorney bits that was incredible
fr
Hold it! What would he deal with?
The Mario one technically referenced the exact thing Bowser did in the "If Bosses were Smart" video. The whole absent bridge thing I mean.
1:27 why do I get the feeling that in canon, Sonic would've just grabbed it mid air and tossed it right at the yellow light on the Egg mobile
Finally, after a long time, another episode of "If videogames had impossible mode". Seriously, it's IMPOSSIBLE not to like it.
After Sonics got axed, when Sonic was doing his ending credit convo, should have put him in bandages which made it look like he was recovering from the axe throw scene.🙂
Underrated comment dude
It was filmed before the axe scene. 🙃
Or a halo and wings and be in purgatory.
0:39 For those who do not know.
That background and court members come from game "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials&Tribulations" (2007)
...and that "Overruled!" bubble is straight from _Ace Attorney Investigations: Prosecutor's __-Gambit-__ Path._
Yeah the Phoenix Wright games are the best
Yeah I’m a cartoon person I don’t play video games much a lot.🌌📺
i knew that
On the one hand, seeing Phoenix on the left side of the court room feels cursed.
On the other handing, Wendy Oldbag getting fried is very satisfying.
“Huh, neat.” The classic dorkly quote.
Throwing axe while the target tried jumping over molten lava should be a running gag.
0:35 The power of many.
Get that acolyte crap out of here!
Bowser giving Eggman his axe is just cheating
Its impossible mode.
They fighting evil here, what’s to expect?
My brother beat TMNT when we were kids. It was funny how easy Shredder was considering how hard the levels were to get to him.
Especially the gauntlet hallway with the laser astronauts. Learning how the AI worked there and how to safely navigate it was pure pain, especially if you didn't have any throwables.
@Quyzbuk86 it was something like the final castle in Super Mario Brothers, right? Where there was a specific patten you had to traverse. Or am I misremembering?
I doubt we would have beat the dam level without Nintendo Power magazine...
@@hthrun The gauntlet itself was just an increasingly narrow hallway, you're probably remembering the area before it which doesn't loop per se, but you can willingly backtrack a room or two if you're trying to get a pizza.
@@Quyzbuk86 Oh yeah, that rings a bell. I should see if there's a video of that level on TH-cam...
All praise on the 🪓 throws to these leapers.
to be fair... Wright got himself out from more troublesome trials...
Yeah I’ve played all those games and this is just a Tuesday for him lol
@@MTown587 I dun think he can get out of this situation
@@MTown587 I see what you did there 🤣
I’ve played enough Ace Attorney to know this situation is just a Tuesday for Phoenix Wright lol
Bowser: Hahaha take that plumber, you shall never beat Impossible mode!
Mario: i be back... or maybe start over the game play!
Bowser: That’s for ‘Mario Goes Berserk’, you plumbing putz!”
I was thinking "That's just the regular level" right before Raph said it.
1:30 Dr.Robotnic:huh,neat! Thanks bowser!
Bowser:You’re welcome!
Gotta love how Robotnik just quickly murders Sonic without any lag or unnecessary speaches.
Wow, haven’t seen Earthworm Jim in awhile
Lol Robotnik and Bowser actully teamed up XDXD
The fact they decided to kill Sonic the same way they killed Mario just shows how they are more alike than they think.
The Ace Attorney is basically just every trial with Maya as the suspect
Meanwhile, Battletoads:
Rash: "Impossible mode?"
Zitz: "Have you PLAYED the Turbo Tunnel lately?"
Pimple: "Or the Snake cave with the instant death spikes EVERYWHERE?"
Turbo Tunnel and Karnath's Lair. Yep.
I knew the ninja turtle one was just gonna e the regular level 😂
It was nice of Bowser to give the axe to Eggman because It’s great to see villians helping out each other.
1:04, wait.....is this the regular level? If you know, you know. ☠️🐢
OG NES TMNT difficulty was LEGENDARY 😂😂
@@AdamAddictL It certainly was, I never beat it.
Avgn told us.
That stupid tunnel is just a health tax. No way to avoid the sides.
Nice to see Bowser helping Eggman, considering we got denied of a Mario & Sonic Paris 2024 game
"ha! neat. Thanks Bowser."
i'm happy to see a phoenix wright reference in dorkly.
Plus with Earthworm Jim
'Sonic here for this weeks roast'
Sonic, YOU and Mario just fell into lava with an ax in your skull
YOU were roasted
I like the idea that Wendy Oldbag became a bailiff so she could be near Miles Edgeworth.
But dies via male SF2 voice lol
Counterplay for impossible mode: game genie
The person responsible for that TMNT level definitely had an equal opportunity hatred for everyone.
Bowser finally got revenge for when Mario went berserk.
1:33 He said it, HE SAID THE THING!
Awesome video, Blanka's part was really funny we need more content like this :)
We werr robbed of british Bowser saying "huh, neat."
Is he ever coming back?
FINALLY SOME ACE ATTORNEY LOVE ON DORKLY! WOOH!
It don't matter how impossible a level is...some Speed-runner WILL find a way to beat it!
Mostly by cheating
@@BeyondDaX ...or, abusing glitches...or, wall-clipping...or, death/damage abuse.
But, I guess "a win is a win."
Seeing ace attoreny in a dorkly video puts a smile on my face
Cant wait for more hilarious comedy from this channel!
LOVE the joke about how the OG TMNT game is already so LEGENDARY hard,it’s already its OWN “impossible mode” 😂😂😂😂😂
Kirby having an epi pen is crazy 😭
Bowser got revenge for Mario going berserk. 😂
The TMNT one was brilliant.
Bowser could have won so easily at the start we're lucky it's just a game.
Can we please have a Kirby goes berserk video after that please
I Always Like The Part When Eggman Said "Huh, Neat"
It's Very Catchy 👌
Impossible mode has returned!
Amazing. I don't remember a single Dorkly video with Earthworm Jim on it (besides Sonic for Hire, of course)
Impossible mode is back! LET’S GO!
That 12 handed Goro would be the same than the 4 handed Goro, just jump kick him to death.
But you have to jump higher
Somehow, I knew Robotnik was going to say, "Neat."
I completely forgot this series even existed. Lol!
The games only had two modes in the 80/90s.
Baby level easy or NO.
I remember a game where i completed the level, killed the boss, and still got the gameover you lose screen.
Hah, every dog has it's day I guess. Neat. 😂😂
I believe mario can overcome all challenges, the video will be very interesting if mario combines with pokemon hahaha
i like when eggman and bowser "throw" each other a little help
This reminds me of those classic crossover games from the 90s! Love the nostalgia factor
I could never get passed the third act of tmnt but still enjoyed the game
The moment i saw the TMNT underwater level, i knew what would be the joke 😂
How have I never seen this channel before!? It's amazing! Very funny animations from all my childhood games!
The funny part of Eggman thanking Bowser is, in Wreck It Ralph, this is a possibility since they've both in the arcade 😂
Okay, whatever Bowser and Eggman threw at Mario and Sonic was hilarious!
i can still feel that TMNT dam level
0:34 ah yes, gorororororororo
0:15 Kirby allergic to shellfish?
1:41
It would have been _neat_ that Sonic here were burnt like Luigi at the end of the SMW rom hack called *"I hate you",* and with a Huge wound over his head due to the Axe.
like a some sort of aftermath to the Eggman battle here.
the sprite animation has jumped in quality!
Now this is what makes Dorkly fun. Poking fun at clunky video game logic.
"Huh. Neat." Will never get old.
I need to go back and watch the first two just to remind myself of this funny series, but I'm glad you guys made a part 3 finally after all this time.
Although that one at the end was Sonic versus Robotnik I mean Sonic willingly chose to jump forward and then jump back. He could have just hit Robotnik there. Still really funny that Robotnik threw that fireball at him thanks to Bowser
1:20 What are you doing back at your own home planet when you're supposed to be in college?!!
0:20 Well, you need to remember the phrase ‘blue to the sky, orange to the…’ *kirby doesn’t have thighs…*
Quick guide (or: how to survive Impossible mode for fun and bragging rights) (Also spoilers for Ace Attorney for the three of you reading this who haven't played it.)
0:06: This looks like you can double back, but the axe comes at you so fast that it is impossible to get Mario's hitbox out of the way. What you have to do is hack the game so that Mario 64 data mixes perfectly with the Super Mario Bros data. You can then tailwhip the axe away at the last second, but this causes Mario to fall into the lava. Because of the Mario 64 DNA however, Mario will leap out of the lava going 'HAHAHAHAHA!!!' which will just allow you to reach the other side. Defeat Bowser in a CQC quick-time event, dodge the land piranhas in the next room, and you'll find Peach's burnt out skeleton in an electric chair beside a note that says *'The game was over before it even began, Mario Mario.'* Use hourglass you collected from the Prince of Persia minigame to warp back time and disable the power plant in World 8-12 using the Command and Conquer engineer you won in a game of strip poker with Lakitu. Now you just have to get past the solar powered rabies viruses and do every Bowser's Castle level again in under ten minutes back to back and without dying and get past Bowser and the piranhas again to claim your reward.
0:12: You need the shellfish's power up to get past the sexually attractive sawblades that are coming up, so here's what you have to do. Write to your local representative and get a law passed that forbids bystanders from not giving aid to individuals when said aid would result in a life being saved. Now, this requires extensive campaigning and some tense battles at the Supreme Court, so you might have to rob the London LSE to get the funds. Get Phoenix Wright on retainer and you'll be on the home stretch, but you have to make sure he does the conversion course as a criminal defence lawyer will struggle in the field of constitutional law. You also need to ensure that an extensive education campaign spreads news of the law throughout the land, and fix the corrupt police department in Dreamland that no one takes seriously. Yes, US law applies to Dreamland.
There should now be enough pressure on those two jerks to get them to overcome their fear of needles and help Kirby. Proceed.
0:35: This fight might seem impossible, as Goro tears off both your arms and your legs at the start of the fight in real life, and even more distressingly, the computer scans your inputs. The pattern really is quite obvious however, you just need to have reaction times of less than half a picosecond. Git good. You loser.
0:46: Classic blunder. You need to have Mia in the courtroom with you. This will cause her to have an epileptic fit from the flashing lights of the shock, forcing a recess and giving Phoenix the chance to scour the crime scene one last time and find evidence that there was in fact a power source and that there may be another suspect other than Blanka who delivered the real fatal electric shock. You will of course have had to have prevented her death in the first case.
1:04 You need to meditate with the old gaming masters of the 1990's. They will teach you the worthy arts of defeating Sonic 3 and Knuckles without using the directional pad, dodging the endless medusa heads in Castlevania, and somehow landing a hit on those she-demons from Streets of Rage 1 without getting thrown across the room to death.
1:15 You're an earthworm Earthworm Jim. Dig underground, you dumbass.
1:25 The axe moves at the same speed as it did with Mario, but Sonic is faster. Just wait until he throws the axe, *then* jump. Getting through the adamantium animal cage, on the other hand...
I saw Eggman saying "Huh, neat" from a mile away, can't fool me.
1:42 You're up for this week's roast, Sonic
0:03 If that happened without the bloodshed, he would still fall into the lava because, when he gets hit while flying, he loses the suit.