Thanks to the X-Chair I can finally live in comfort after being brutally disfigured in the laser mines and seek revenge against the Copper Legion. All glory to the Chair Force!
@@matthewdreier3282 Prepare for digital annihilation, underling. Once negotiations are finalized between Chairforce™ and the Sockgrid™ masters, your destination of subserviance will be realized.
I have absolutely no qualms with that nickname as I sit inside my climate-controlled office with a career field that actually transfers to the outside 😉
How dare you insinuate any kinship to such minuscule organizations. Chairforce™ transcends any mere Earth entities and will soon impose it's rightful galactic hegemony. There is no resistance, there is only Chair.
@@Corbomite_Meatballs Thats sounds disgusting. Maybe with high amout of Midichlorians you can survive the process, the perfect marriage between the universe and your mind.
It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, It's shuffled off it's mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-CHAIR!!
Any speculations regarding this Australian snake handler are moot. All will soon bow down to the primacy of the Chairforce and any such considerations will be regulated by zoological wing of the Sockgrid. All references to parrots or favored canned pork products of Hawaii will require permission granted exclusively by the "something different" Mastery Tree within Chairforce™. Submit or perish via Beamzentigration.
@@gunnar6674 That's Brett Favre you're talking about. He's a facade made of copper. I'm talking about Brett Favre Actual. The leader of the resistance.
These commercials remind me of what Carl Macek did to create robotech.... And i absolutely love it. For those who don't know, Macek took 3 completely unrelated Anime series, wrote a completely new story, and stitched together the 3 series, to make something new.
Oh boy, sounds like we have another banger song here too... can't wait for it to be released. Auralnauts are my favorite driving music - perfect for the emerging cyberpunk dystopia outside.
Me and my entire strain of Microtouch Pro clones were drafted into the laser corp about 4 years ago. Could never have recovered if we didn’t fully embrace the x-Chair network and let it control our comfort
Through X-Chair Omega, bowel evac will beomce irrelevant as all waste matter will be recycled back into the system with maximum effenciency via the laser symbiocord. X-Chair omega will be available exclusively to Chairforce members who complete all 642 Mastery Trees, which will necessitate a gargantuan 8675 X-Points. Are you up to the challenge? Perhaps I'll see you at the Omega Launch center. Hail Chairforce.
It's a good thing you already have your complete Copper System, properly integrated within the Sockgrid, otherwise merely passing by would represent the mistake of a lifetime.
I sit in my x chair consuming my nutrient supplements laced with copper and bacon. while working in my dynamic virtual viewer. All while wearing my sweatpants.
wish i could be in the room when u guys come up with some of these parts, i can imagine the laugther and giggleing when u come up with the laser bond at 0:56
Congratulations on landing the X-Chair account! I can’t wait to see where this ad campaign goes. I’ll be watching . . . From the comfort of my X-Chair!
'I'm thankful. Because now I know what I must do. I will shred this universe down to its last atom. And then with the stones you've collected for me create...this chair'.
Chair priest: "Your kind cling to your spines as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the column will wither and you will beg my kind to save you... but I am already saved. For the chair is immortal."
@@warpartyattheoutpost4987 ah I see, it’s a rejection of traditional views on human relations and an embrace of the ultimate freedrom we have to decide right or wrong blah blah blah…
Okay you guys actually completely sold me on this goddamned chair though. Looks fuckin' great. Also how many of these Chairforce guys were Brett Farve? Like 60% of them?
If this chair is infused with elemental copper, humanities potential will have surpassed even the greatest expectations of the laser based overlords looking to supplant us.
You think the X Chair is cool? I've had the Z Couch for many many years and it's been the best thing EVER! After a hard days work I come home and go straight to Z couch and it melts all my aches, pains, and troubles away. Sometimes I sleep on Z Couch and wake up in the morning ready for a new day totally refreshed. I always know that if I am having a bad day I can always rely on Z Couch when I need it.
This shit makes me laugh hysterically. Your senses of humor are probably the closest thing to perfect that exist. Every single video I watch of yours is an absolute banger. Love you guys, please never stop. Still waiting for STAR WARS Ep 8: The Last Midichlorians, or whatever you end up calling it. lol
Ok, so I'm sitting in my Xchair at my desk, wearing my copper gloves and making music with my laser contraption. I can hear the music with my copper ear buds, and my face mask is protecting me from my coworkers. I also have my VR goggles on so none of them shine their tank-proof flashlights at me. Am I ready for my mission in the laser mines yet?
Auralnauts strikes gold again. Finding a way to make a stupid ad even stupider 🎉 love those star wars parodies. Are you gonna parody any other franchises, such as the MCU, James Bond, or Fast and Furious?
I ordered my X:Chair with a free shipping discount code and the world annihilation feature. They tried to sell me a 3 year extended warranty, but given my plans for the chair, that would just be silly.
If you're new to these commercials and maybe a little confused, check out this playlist: bit.ly/3PLtZu6
I'm more concerned that the add, that followed this ...
...was for a (superior) chair.
@@schrodingersgat4344 TRAITOR! There is no superior chair...to the Lazer Mines with you!
@@Corbomite_Meatballs Job's a job
Man your Star Wars stuff has been so good that I didn't realize how much I've missed these
Ok but where do I get the chair. I really want that 50% off the first 15%
"Embrace the future in the most reliable way possible...by doing absolutely nothing." My life's motto right there, bruv.
@@treesoul00 Oh I want a Zima!
@@josephbarrett6528 Make sure everybody has Zimas.
Well if AIs are able to automate everything, then it will become everyone's mantra.
This will probably sell more X-chairs than their original commercial.
I know - I bought 10 Beamz and the sounds of the future are now mine to command!
I need one NOW.
Well, TBH, I needed it yesterday
The thought crossed my mind after this
Where do I sign up for the Chair Force? (I'm tired of the Laser Mines.)
@@tomfromtartu9706 Good news. "Yesterday IS the future." .......Chairforce™
Thanks to the X-Chair I can finally live in comfort after being brutally disfigured in the laser mines and seek revenge against the Copper Legion. All glory to the Chair Force!
Copper legion forever!
But nobody expects the spanish forged Bronze Inquisition !
@@matthewdreier3282 Prepare for digital annihilation, underling. Once negotiations are finalized between Chairforce™ and the Sockgrid™ masters, your destination of subserviance will be realized.
I'm getting some real "CAN YOU SEE ME NOW FATHER?!?!?" vibes from this chair.
This is the timeless, potentially never ending saga Disney is seeking and will never have and I couldn't be happier
... but then we'll never get an X-Chair ride at Disneyland.
You may or may not be aware that "chair force" is the Army's loving nickname for the Air Force.
I'm sure that the Air Force has its own loving nicknames for the Army 😉
We do call them that... except for when their A-10s are giving us CAS.
I have absolutely no qualms with that nickname as I sit inside my climate-controlled office with a career field that actually transfers to the outside 😉
How dare you insinuate any kinship to such minuscule organizations. Chairforce™ transcends any mere Earth entities and will soon impose it's rightful galactic hegemony. There is no resistance, there is only Chair.
I bet the army just calls them "penis ports" lol The whole army be like "don't tell everyone we are sucking dicks" lol
The new Wall-E prequel has some promise. They definitely shifted the tone to be more adult.
I dunno, I was kinda hoping to finally see a cheerful apocalypse.
Imagine sitting in the X-Chair, wearing copper and Zoomies! The universe would be in the palm of your hand!
Could your blood/brain barrier withstand that?
I think the universe would be inside you, and you inside it...at the same time.
@@Corbomite_Meatballs Thats sounds disgusting. Maybe with high amout of Midichlorians you can survive the process, the perfect marriage between the universe and your mind.
But at what cost? How many Bothans died to bring you this chair?
@@thevoxdeus Yes.
Finally. The saga goes on.
I will not only be the leader of the chair force, I will finally reach my goal of commanding and staying on ChairForce One
Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director.
I believe in this case, it's X-pirations.
It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, It's shuffled off it's mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-CHAIR!!
Stop stop stop...you're being too silly.
It's just pinin' for the fjords.
The Pythons Rule!
Any speculations regarding this Australian snake handler are moot. All will soon bow down to the primacy of the Chairforce and any such considerations will be regulated by zoological wing of the Sockgrid. All references to parrots or favored canned pork products of Hawaii will require permission granted exclusively by the "something different" Mastery Tree within Chairforce™. Submit or perish via Beamzentigration.
Brett Favre Actual has returned when we needed him the most.
Time will tell if he'll stay out of jail in that welfare scandal.
@@gunnar6674 That's Brett Favre you're talking about. He's a facade made of copper. I'm talking about Brett Favre Actual. The leader of the resistance.
@@bckelly23 Got it. Thanks for clearing that up.
Brett is a real human athlete and I will buy anything he tells me to
@Matthew Dreier You're still asleep I see. Join the resistance when you're awake. Favre Actual out.
I've spent too long in the laser mines. The X-Chair is so very tempting. How can I resist 50% off of 15% of the X-Chair. Such a good deal!
Chairforce is not a "deal." It's a way of life and commitment to galactic excellenciance™
Have you earned the bacon dimension yet?
I want to watch FILM TITLE while sitting in an X-Chair. Such is the power of Auralnauts.
I think Creepio is trying to immobilize me to enable the singularity.
"Go, X-Chair!"
It's the perfect marriage of man and machine!!!
Their beauty will be hauting!
@@GomuGear4, more machine than man now. Twisted and evil.
These commercials remind me of what Carl Macek did to create robotech.... And i absolutely love it.
For those who don't know, Macek took 3 completely unrelated Anime series, wrote a completely new story, and stitched together the 3 series, to make something new.
Never stop making these commercials, they are hilarious
I'm so ready for this, I'm gonna be an X-Chair DOMINATOR
Oh boy, sounds like we have another banger song here too... can't wait for it to be released. Auralnauts are my favorite driving music - perfect for the emerging cyberpunk dystopia outside.
This music drops so hard. I love it.
The Copper Cinematic Universe has a new villain!
Me and my entire strain of Microtouch Pro clones were drafted into the laser corp about 4 years ago. Could never have recovered if we didn’t fully embrace the x-Chair network and let it control our comfort
Begun, the Clone Wars have.
@@warpartyattheoutpost4987 Soon, all clones will submit to the superior alliance between the Sockgrid and Chairforce.
Sounds like you're overdue for a visit to the bacon dimension
Lol, " 2:00 get 50% off of 15% of the chair" - always trying to slip it past you.
Ok. That Prince of Darkness message from the future at the end got me. Well done Auralnauts. Well done. 👏
That wasn't Ozzy.
I have a message for the Chairforce non-believers. And they're not going to like it.
@@warpartyattheoutpost4987 yeah, wasn't that Brett Favhre Actual?
I'm waiting for X-Chair Elite that also provides bowel evacuation and disposal.
I'm gonna throw away my golden toilet when my X-Chair Elite arrives!
Through X-Chair Omega, bowel evac will beomce irrelevant as all waste matter will be recycled back into the system with maximum effenciency via the laser symbiocord. X-Chair omega will be available exclusively to Chairforce members who complete all 642 Mastery Trees, which will necessitate a gargantuan 8675 X-Points. Are you up to the challenge? Perhaps I'll see you at the Omega Launch center. Hail Chairforce.
Finally!!! I've missed these amazing dystopian sci fi telemarketing ads WITH LORE.
I saw the full body copper system at the drug store the other day. I thought of you guys.
It's a good thing you already have your complete Copper System, properly integrated within the Sockgrid, otherwise merely passing by would represent the mistake of a lifetime.
I sit in my x chair consuming my nutrient supplements laced with copper and bacon. while working in my dynamic virtual viewer. All while wearing my sweatpants.
You really should treat yourself and upgrade to flannel pajama pants.
I did and it changed my life!
I almost choked on some food at "intimate release."
wish i could be in the room when u guys come up with some of these parts, i can imagine the laugther and giggleing when u come up with the laser bond at 0:56
Galactic hegemony is no laughing mattter. Submit to Chairforce or perish.
These infomercials are absolutely amazing.
Whoever screwed up the last few seconds of this Chair Force video deserves five years in the laser mines.
You guys really should have your own studio lot in Hollywood. Well, maybe not there, considering the upcoming apocalypse, but you know what I mean.
These guys are too original and creative to be part of the Hollyweird propaganda machine.
this is the best series on youtube and no one else seems to understand that
My goodness this is a masterpiece. I’m overjoyed you’ve made another of these. Thank you!!!
OK, now I want to see you mock more and more products. It's like Jaboody Dubs but more philosophical and cerebral. Please continue!
I have been waiting for another message from the resistance!
Also 50% of 15% off the price is just brilliant.
My newly-aligned spine increased the combat efficiency of my CRM-114 discriminator by over 82%.
My robo-kidneys have never been warmer.
Damn these irresistibly tantalizing commercials! Looks like another tour of duty in the laser mines if I want to recline with optimum efficiency.
I’m moving up in the mines as the commander of the chair force.
wow this almost has an analog horror feel to it
Like vinyl?
"Act now and we will give you 50% off of 15% of your X-chair."
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xD
I couldn't pay attention to any of the dialogue the first time because the instrumental was going so god damn hard.
Legend has it, when the faulty X-chairs recline, they go too far an no-clip ppl into a liminal space.
I dunno, the Copper Legion is pretty appealing.
Coffee…existentialism…and INTIMATE RELEASE
These commercial spoofs are always so good
At this point, these companies should pay you to make commercials.
50% off of 15% off!? That's like... 7.5% off! What a steal!
In the end one copper ring will rule all chairs. That's my investment advice.
Give me- the CHAAAIR!
ZAP!
Congratulations on landing the X-Chair account! I can’t wait to see where this ad campaign goes. I’ll be watching . . . From the comfort of my X-Chair!
This is byfar the best form of marketing. I have literally never watched an ad and thought "I should get that", until now that is.
I just joined the 101st Chairborne
It's been too long since we had an update on the Infomercial Wars! What of the Resistance? What of Bret Favre Actual? What of our bargain?!
Galactic threat??
I have my Zoomies ready for this!
I was really hoping for this to be a Xman Evolution parody
Thank you for so many laughs in such a short period of time
You know those glasses in “They Live” that reveal the disguised aliens? If you watched the X-Chair commercial with those on, this is what you’d see.
I heard the movie will star Dwayne "The Rocking Chair" Johnson and feature a fight scene with Henry Chairvill as Seaterman!
'I'm thankful. Because now I know what I must do. I will shred this universe down to its last atom. And then with the stones you've collected for me create...this chair'.
After three tours in laser corps, I now embrace the chairforce.
Did you receive your bacon dimension ticket?
I always wanted my own orbital B A S S!
That beat!
I'm out!
My satellite orbits at a tenor.
50% off of 15% of the chair. *laughs*
For the resistance, go to the parking lot. :P
Yaasss 🤘 Been missing these
Building a dystopian universe like this is something even Marvel couldn't dream of.
Chair priest: "Your kind cling to your spines as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the column will wither and you will beg my kind to save you... but I am already saved. For the chair is immortal."
Can someone give me a complicated explanation of how the tall man and the short woman turning away from each other is existentialism.
It's a symbolic refusal of yin and yang.
@@warpartyattheoutpost4987 ah I see, it’s a rejection of traditional views on human relations and an embrace of the ultimate freedrom we have to decide right or wrong blah blah blah…
Authorization for access to that information is limited to Gold Omega members of the Chairforce.
Okay you guys actually completely sold me on this goddamned chair though. Looks fuckin' great. Also how many of these Chairforce guys were Brett Farve? Like 60% of them?
Someone needs to get you guys into a Superbowl ad.
They already made a skittles one awhile back
Creepio is disguising his voice, but he doesn't fool me! No, sir!
If this chair is infused with elemental copper, humanities potential will have surpassed even the greatest expectations of the laser based overlords looking to supplant us.
I was just thinking to myself the other day how much I missed hearing about the copper legion 😆
Finally we can continue the rebel commercial saga
You think the X Chair is cool? I've had the Z Couch for many many years and it's been the best thing EVER! After a hard days work I come home and go straight to Z couch and it melts all my aches, pains, and troubles away. Sometimes I sleep on Z Couch and wake up in the morning ready for a new day totally refreshed. I always know that if I am having a bad day I can always rely on Z Couch when I need it.
The Z+ Casting Couch is where the action is really at.
There is an upgraded version made specifically for sleeping, called the Zzz Couch.
Thanks to the power of the iDoor, I can see myself out.
love you guys
With these and my copper socks; I will become the ultimate lord dominator of the known universe.
Thank God. I almost forgot about the copper war prophecy. Finally, something to look forward to!
Clicked on this thinking it was Professor X's Hover Chair from the 90's cartoon. I was severely disappointed
That cartoon had an awesome theme song.
If one had Kylo Ren's helmet and the X-Chair....one's limitations would CEASE!!
That intimate release is FRESH!
If it doesn’t have a copper grounding system I’m not interested.
Chairful with that axe, Eugene.
X-Chair can make you become comfortably numb.
@@warpartyattheoutpost4987 One of these days I'm going to cut X-Chair into little pieces.
man this track SLAPS!
These are officially my favorite things ever now. I want more!!!!!
the "intimate release" made me smile
Auralnauts commercials are a gift to mankind.
This shit makes me laugh hysterically. Your senses of humor are probably the closest thing to perfect that exist. Every single video I watch of yours is an absolute banger. Love you guys, please never stop. Still waiting for STAR WARS Ep 8: The Last Midichlorians, or whatever you end up calling it. lol
I chose a life of comfortable servitude. Married 20 years now. Don't be like me embrace the chair
It's too late for me now...
You don't understand the power of the Slack Side.
Ok, so I'm sitting in my Xchair at my desk, wearing my copper gloves and making music with my laser contraption. I can hear the music with my copper ear buds, and my face mask is protecting me from my coworkers. I also have my VR goggles on so none of them shine their tank-proof flashlights at me. Am I ready for my mission in the laser mines yet?
The laser mines are beneath you. Prepare for galactic primacy beyond the stars. Hail Chairforce™
Good old classic Aural
Absolute gold of the internet.
Auralnauts strikes gold again. Finding a way to make a stupid ad even stupider 🎉 love those star wars parodies. Are you gonna parody any other franchises, such as the MCU, James Bond, or Fast and Furious?
"Intimate release" by far my fave line
Seeing just a glance at the thumbnail, I half expected something riffing off X-men, and prof. X.
Excellent, perfect. Do more!!!! Try the workout mirrors, perfect for interdimensional wormholes to transcend with other versions of yourself
The chair... it beckons me.
This is freaking great lol! Bravo gentleman!
The X-Chair! The first step in the plan to achieve the singularity! All Hail Creepio! DO YOU SEE HIM NOW FATHER?!?
I ordered my X:Chair with a free shipping discount code and the world annihilation feature. They tried to sell me a 3 year extended warranty, but given my plans for the chair, that would just be silly.