We need an Avengers-esque crossover between Samurai Cop, The New York Ninja, Dragonsound (From Miami Connection) and The Last Dragon. Call it: Ninja V Samurai- “The Last Miami Connection”
that main guy who plays Lou, he's been in loads of oldskook kung fu movies through the 70s/80, he's a badass with the kicks still. He was kind the Donnie Yen of his time.
I have to say New York Ninja is going to be the best so far. Bad acting and bad editing. Billy I’m with you today 🤣. Are we ready for this one Toasties?!
Guys. Korey, Billy, maybe even Martin. Y'all gotta do a bad movie roast of Volcano High. It was done, I think by MTV. It's a Korean-English dub martials arts movie. And Lil Jon and other rappers were the dubbed voices of these, high school kids. If anything there is to have fun with, it's that movie. Trust me, it won't let you down. Or maybe, it will 😂
Dude, the original is so much better without the rappers but.. they added a certain flavor which I truly appreciated. Snoop Dogg really fit the character and he did good in a voice over role. Check out that cast interview.
@@babytoshiro7014 I know that. But it'll still make for a good, bad movie roast. Cuz when I found out that Lil Jon was the bully who became the protagonist's friend at the end. I forgot all their names btw. All that over the top stuff was silly. Could've been done better and proper with real voice over actors. It was fun, but still silly. I think Method Man was on it too 🤔 It's been so long since I've seen that movie
I purchased the blu-ray from Vinegar Syndrome back in December, and my family and I ended up watching it together on Christmas Eve. My mother lost her damn mind.
@@lukaszzylik4437 that’s hilarious haha. Yeah, New York Ninja started a whole new thing for my family. Now every Sunday I bring a bad movie I own over to my mother’s and we watch it after our family dinner. So far, we’ve gone through The Room, Samurai Cop, Troll 2, Ninja III: The Domination, Spookies, and whole bunch of other ones. I think the one she truly hated was Tammy and the T-Rex.
I so love these bad movies reviews especially when billy is there! That laugh alone makes me laugh. And the guy starring in this movie is actually a known kungfu actor. I watch him in many old kungfu movies. He is a good martial artist
One thing I can say, when it comes to sponsors Korey has some of the best and smoothest segues lol. His timing and transitions are perfect and it actually makes you not mind he interrupted the content. Lol
It's a trip to realize maple story still exists. My roommate used to play that in 2010. I thought I was more hardcore than her because I played WoW and LotRO, but she probably paid significantly less money than I did and lost less hours of her life to something that didn't really matter at the end of the day.
@@TheeKingRayzor Not bad... but definitely cheesy for 1991... which was the same year for Terminator 2... and Stone Cold of all things action film related.
Honestly, I think the voice-overs are cast pretty perfectly! Perfect to match the spirit of stuff like Miami Connection and Samurai Cop. And looking at the footage, I can't imagine the original audio would have been any less hilarious! To me, the hero kind of sounds like Danny Bonaduce, or maybe a young Steve Gutenberg (circa Chicken Chronicles)
I used to rent these on VHS left and right when I was a kid way back when. They entertained me at the time. I took karate classes because I wanted to be an action hero. My idols were Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sho Kosugi, etc. I had subscriptions to a few different martial arts magazines. Anything that said Ninja on it, I rented it.
I’m so excited for this one, this is what I’ve never seen before (longtime fan of “MST3K” since 1991), I cannot wait for this! Billy’s already dying at 2:13, this is fantastic!
@@babytoshiro7014 yes, the "no phones just living in the moment" is a meme taking the piss out of older people that constantly complains that everything was better before.
I remember when they first released it, I really wanted to see it simply because it was held back. This movie was hilarious all the way through 😂 I'm happy they released it.
That dude at 9:41 looked like a young Laurence Fishburn. Dude at 20:19 looks like that new york undercover Puerto Rican that also danced in Michael Jackson's "Beat It," that's now auditioning for a new video. *_"you've been hit by... a smooth criminal!"_*
That’s scene where he slit her throat was way downtown in the financial district. Right now it’s a big tourist area after the 9/11 rebuild. but back then the financial district on the weekend or even after business hours was pretty much deserted.
Lmfao these Halloween costumes and masks. Lmdao! Straight out of a retro beat em up game! In fact can someone make a double dragon-esque game of this movie? I’LL PAY THOUSANDS!!!
Lmao he sounds funny 😂 6:56 That voice 😭 9:40 Again with these voices 10:28 😭😂 So unnecessary 12:28 🍺 Sit down fat boy! 13:13 The pain this man went through 😢 22:38 Well then that's not our problem lol 😂 25:42 That ugly car they did that man a favor 💯 27:17 Everybody in that scene looks awkward and confused 31:13 👀🤔 Award for best actor goes to.. 32:14 Lol please don't touch me! 32:47 Wow what are they wearing?! 35:47 🤦🏾♂️ That cowboy needs chapstick 👀 38:18 You had one job!! 😂🤦🏾♂️ 40:16 Feel the power of my juicy Jerry curls! ⚡43:09 Oh my that's not a questionable scene 👀🤦🏾♂️ 45:39 Best villain goes to.. 😭 52:14 When it feels so good 🥴 54:23 Wait.. was that a dummy? 👀🤔 58:41 Seriously I've never heard about this movie, till now this is one of the worst I've ever seen lmao Awesome review as always. 💯😂😭
In 1984 the financial District in Manhattan would’ve been pretty much empty all weekend. It’s not like it is now where it’s a huge tourist attraction after the events of 9 11 and the rebuilding.
Didn't the same thing happen with Miami Connection? Financed by the lead actor who is an asian guy, the film kinda ruined him...I'd swear it was the same situation.
The man that's talking for Lui is Lui. John Lui is Kung Fu movie Legend. Granted in '82 he wouldn't have sounded as he does now that's why the voice doesn't fit the body. But, do a review for another of his movies called Zenkwondo. It's kinda like New York Ninja but it's in France. th-cam.com/video/Klj0zB3Yab0/w-d-xo.html
With these crazy ass looking NYC gangs, was this supposed to be a sequel to The Warriors? Buy they saw the footage and said, “We can’t put this shit out.” And that scene where they’re sticking up the kid. It’s the same corner where they kidnap the white chick. It even has the same AT&T trailer.
@@ljcarthan3504 yes, especially since they had the cast list up. I’m not sure if them discussing it was just cut out in editing or not, but I would’ve mentioned him
Take out the shameless ad plugs, Korey constantly playing the same clips over and over 3-4 times(do he have ADHD?), the worthless bantering between(not the funny or informational ones) and it might be a 20-24 minute video
We need an Avengers-esque crossover between Samurai Cop, The New York Ninja, Dragonsound (From Miami Connection) and The Last Dragon. Call it: Ninja V Samurai- “The Last Miami Connection”
The holy quartet of bad martial arts movies.
Yes
Nah, just put those others like Samurai Cop in the Avengers 🤣
Don't forget Remo Williams. 😁
👀😳😳😳😳
Maaaaan I can only imagine how hard Martin would be laughing at this too.
This review really is missing my man Martin!
Is Martin on vacation
Double Toasted: *Uploads a bad movie review.*
Billy: *Turns into a pterodactyl.*
There’s nothing more stealthy than an assassin dressed in all white wearing roller skates during broad daylight.
Billy laughing always brings me joy
man should be visiting cancer wards and just watch bad movies with folks, guaranteed 100% remission (or at least a better mood)
Billy's laughing hysterically again.
Incoming bad movie alert...
Man we needed the full squad on this. 😂😂. Martin would be funny with this.
2:10 Billy started the comedy early🤣
Speaking of Cynthia Rothrock, she's got an entire catalog worthy of a bad movie roast. I would suggest Tiger Claws and Undefeatable.
love them movies 🤣🤣🤣
My favorites are Undefeatable, China O'Brien, and Sworn to Justice.
I want them to review some Ginger Lynn movies.
Martial Law would be worth a roast, too. Rothrock and Chad McQueen face off against David Carradine and his martial arts crime syndicate.
Keep an eye out for yuh, Stingray!
Not even 5 minutes in Billy is about die laughing ohhh this going be goooood!
Or annoying. Some of his laughing is so forced
that main guy who plays Lou, he's been in loads of oldskook kung fu movies through the 70s/80, he's a badass with the kicks still. He was kind the Donnie Yen of his time.
44:13 - 44:20 Never thought I'd hear Patrick Star beat a kid up.
the roger rabbit impression is just perfect lmao
The fact that they both nailed the impersonation made it even funnier lol.
I have to say New York Ninja is going to be the best so far. Bad acting and bad editing. Billy I’m with you today 🤣. Are we ready for this one Toasties?!
Girl, Is this movie on Tubi or PlutoTv please tell me???
I hate to say it, but ive never even heard of this movie
Stay Ready, Never gotta get ready.
@@D.Terrell I have search high and low to find where to view this movie and it was no dice 🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️.
@@Smokey1419 never heard of this movies as well.
Guys. Korey, Billy, maybe even Martin. Y'all gotta do a bad movie roast of Volcano High. It was done, I think by MTV. It's a Korean-English dub martials arts movie. And Lil Jon and other rappers were the dubbed voices of these, high school kids. If anything there is to have fun with, it's that movie. Trust me, it won't let you down. Or maybe, it will
😂
Dude, the original is so much better without the rappers but.. they added a certain flavor which I truly appreciated. Snoop Dogg really fit the character and he did good in a voice over role. Check out that cast interview.
@@babytoshiro7014 I know that. But it'll still make for a good, bad movie roast. Cuz when I found out that Lil Jon was the bully who became the protagonist's friend at the end. I forgot all their names btw. All that over the top stuff was silly. Could've been done better and proper with real voice over actors. It was fun, but still silly. I think Method Man was on it too 🤔
It's been so long since I've seen that movie
@@xenoalways1474 "Where you learn to fight like that??? YEEEAAAHHHH!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude I swear I thought about that movie when I found out that they do movie roast/reviews 💯💯💯
@@babytoshiro7014 I remember Lil Jon character was Jang Yang and Snoop Dogg was Hakrim but I don't remember the other characters names
Shout out to Vinegar Syndrome for bringing this masterpiece back from the dead.
A Ninja in New York sounds like an insane concept.
MAKE A MOVIE OUT OF THAT NOW!
- Some Hollywood Director.
Stephen King before rehab?
Oh, the New York ninja himself directed this
"Bitch are you for real!" Is the First thing I thought about "detective DOLEMITE" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I purchased the blu-ray from Vinegar Syndrome back in December, and my family and I ended up watching it together on Christmas Eve. My mother lost her damn mind.
My mom unironically thought The Room was a good movie. She cried at the end when Johnny killed himself..
@@lukaszzylik4437 that’s hilarious haha. Yeah, New York Ninja started a whole new thing for my family. Now every Sunday I bring a bad movie I own over to my mother’s and we watch it after our family dinner. So far, we’ve gone through The Room, Samurai Cop, Troll 2, Ninja III: The Domination, Spookies, and whole bunch of other ones. I think the one she truly hated was Tammy and the T-Rex.
@@jordanwilliams1447 lol. At least your mom realizes they are bad movies. My mom doesnt..
@@lukaszzylik4437 well if she derives enjoyment out of it, good on her. I love these movies, I suppose that could mean they’re good in one way lol
Actually that made Christmas sound even more fun👏👏🤷♂️💯🤣
Billy is absolutely hilarious, man
1:00:23 it sounded like Billy died in the explosion.
Lol it really does 😂
I just love how Billie looses his mind while reviewing these movies.
His laughing is contagious.😆
@@kittycatmeowmeow963 dude it really is like porn lol😂🤣😂
I so love these bad movies reviews especially when billy is there! That laugh alone makes me laugh. And the guy starring in this movie is actually a known kungfu actor. I watch him in many old kungfu movies. He is a good martial artist
The entire movie was dubbed!?....oh man...this is going to be sweet.
2:12 Billy Dying of laughter
One thing I can say, when it comes to sponsors Korey has some of the best and smoothest segues lol. His timing and transitions are perfect and it actually makes you not mind he interrupted the content. Lol
There seemed to be a lot of Ninja movies that take place in New York in the 80's and 90's. This looks so funny I might watch it. 23:14 "Why!!!???""
22:34 Wow, it's almost as bad as the scene from "The Room" where Johnny was tearing up the room shouting "Why Lisa?!".😆
That incense part fuckin killed me. You ain’t right, Korey 🤣
It's a trip to realize maple story still exists. My roommate used to play that in 2010. I thought I was more hardcore than her because I played WoW and LotRO, but she probably paid significantly less money than I did and lost less hours of her life to something that didn't really matter at the end of the day.
Was having a dull, crappy day.....then I clicked on this video and heard Billy's laugh.
I would like to see Riki-Oh:The Story of Riki show up on the Bad Movie Roast show.
YES!!!
I put in almost every comment section Riki Oh
That's not a bad movie, I guess.
@@blackominaeyu7330
Why is the bad?
@@TheeKingRayzor Not bad... but definitely cheesy for 1991... which was the same year for Terminator 2... and Stone Cold of all things action film related.
Why do so many ninja movies suck? New York Ninja, American ninja,Ninja assassin where do they go wrong. How can you make Ninja's lame?
Don't forget surf ninjas lol
This is almost like a flea market samurai cop
Double Toasted can y’all please, please do a movie review on the “Class Act” movie with kid n play😂😂😂I know y’all would have some jokes for it
Honestly, I think the voice-overs are cast pretty perfectly! Perfect to match the spirit of stuff like Miami Connection and Samurai Cop. And looking at the footage, I can't imagine the original audio would have been any less hilarious! To me, the hero kind of sounds like Danny Bonaduce, or maybe a young Steve Gutenberg (circa Chicken Chronicles)
"Good Luck and F*** Off" was my favorite black and white George Clooney movie
This review is up there with the re-watchable ones! Like Anaconda, Good Burger, Catwoman, Samurai Cop, Steel, and Tammy and the T-Rex
52:14 Oh my God! I must see more of that! 😂 😂 😂 I had to pause the review due to me laughing over the discussion.
Harley Quinn on roller skates ain't got nothing on New York ninja on roller skates! Also Billy's laugh can cure anything!
I used to rent these on VHS left and right when I was a kid way back when. They entertained me at the time. I took karate classes because I wanted to be an action hero. My idols were Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sho Kosugi, etc. I had subscriptions to a few different martial arts magazines. Anything that said Ninja on it, I rented it.
Did you become the action hero of your dreams?
@@presidentcherry6193 Sadly no.
Billy’s laugh brings me so much joy and definitely makes my day! Super addicting!
Billy’s laugh gives me so much joy.
Watched the full length on Twitch. Absolutely hilarious.
I seen this actor in old Kung Fu movies, one of them was called Dragon On Fire, a great cult classic! 👍
Thanks for the recommendation, I will try to find this one✌
0:19 WTF WAS THAT GOOD GOD 🤣🤣🤣
Saw the restoration of this. This was an absolute amazing experience! Haha. So glad it found it’s way to the public.
22:26
I just can't this guy's facial expressions is killing me 🤣
That ready for the world comparison destroyed me 😭😭❤
I’m so excited for this one, this is what I’ve never seen before (longtime fan of “MST3K” since 1991), I cannot wait for this!
Billy’s already dying at 2:13, this is fantastic!
"The villain has a dungeon full of white women"
So the villan's Billy?
Please Korey, could you review Beverly Hills Ninja with Chris Farley and Nicolette Sheridan? And invite Billy.
Has Billy ever roasted a movie his brother was in?
"What's that sound?!" "Is that a bomb?!" BOOM!!! 💥 I lmao! 🤣
It's absolutely paramount that Billy is present for these Bad Movie Reviews.
In the making for 40 years, they truly made something so glorious but probably not the way they wanted.
Lol, more like "in post-production for 40 years"...
Boy: Will you be my friend?
Liu: I've GOT one, Mr. Piccolo!
It's ironic you say the voice doesn't fit the body because the voice dubbing was done by an Asian-American Don Wilson
New York in the 80's truly was a magical place.
No phones, no video games and no law. Just people living the moment.
What? Is this joke? lol
@@babytoshiro7014 yes, the "no phones just living in the moment" is a meme taking the piss out of older people that constantly complains that everything was better before.
Great way to start a Saturday. Lets start the Laughs.
22:40 🤣😂🤣😂 That reverb!
37:38 Korey pulling a Billy 💀 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think it’s just a rule/law that any movie with ninja in the title made back in the day is bad automatically!
Interesting comment. 💯
The first Ninja Turtles movie was okay.
The first American Ninja and Revenge of the Ninja were ok.
I have yet to see anything good with ninjas to be honest. While there are a lot of good things with Samurai.
1st Ninja Turtles movie was cool.
I remember when they first released it, I really wanted to see it simply because it was held back. This movie was hilarious all the way through 😂 I'm happy they released it.
Drop me off at the nearest alley deserved more laughs lol
If we talking Ninjas...
Damn it, I've been recommending Ninja 3: The Domination for at least two years!
I watched this movie back in November. Thank you for reviewing it.
11:16 🤣 LOL Rodger Rabbit
The teenage mutant ninja turtles are the only ninjas in New York I know
Thinking the same thing 🤣
Daredevil?
@@brookswilliams5239 Not a ninja. Ninja-esque.
@@Rhiorrha true
That dude at 9:41 looked like a young Laurence Fishburn.
Dude at 20:19 looks like that new york undercover Puerto Rican that also danced in Michael Jackson's "Beat It," that's now auditioning for a new video. *_"you've been hit by... a smooth criminal!"_*
Hilarious movie. The Vinegar Syndrome release is some impressive bizual 🤟
That’s scene where he slit her throat was way downtown in the financial district. Right now it’s a big tourist area after the 9/11 rebuild. but back then the financial district on the weekend or even after business hours was pretty much deserted.
Lmfao these Halloween costumes and masks. Lmdao! Straight out of a retro beat em up game! In fact can someone make a double dragon-esque game of this movie? I’LL PAY THOUSANDS!!!
That screaming why scene should be a meme
Lmao he sounds funny 😂 6:56
That voice 😭 9:40
Again with these voices 10:28 😭😂
So unnecessary 12:28 🍺
Sit down fat boy! 13:13
The pain this man went through 😢 22:38
Well then that's not our problem lol 😂 25:42
That ugly car they did that man a favor 💯 27:17
Everybody in that scene looks awkward and confused 31:13 👀🤔
Award for best actor goes to.. 32:14
Lol please don't touch me! 32:47
Wow what are they wearing?! 35:47 🤦🏾♂️
That cowboy needs chapstick 👀 38:18
You had one job!! 😂🤦🏾♂️ 40:16
Feel the power of my juicy Jerry curls! ⚡43:09
Oh my that's not a questionable scene 👀🤦🏾♂️ 45:39
Best villain goes to.. 😭 52:14
When it feels so good 🥴 54:23
Wait.. was that a dummy? 👀🤔 58:41
Seriously I've never heard about this movie, till now this is one of the worst I've ever seen lmao
Awesome review as always. 💯😂😭
Just waiting for the next blade movie so double toasted can do a bad movie roast on vampire assassin.
After all these years they should do LA Ninja and just go super crazy and be super self aware and just have fun with it. That'd be amazing!
In 1984 the financial District in Manhattan would’ve been pretty much empty all weekend. It’s not like it is now where it’s a huge tourist attraction after the events of 9 11 and the rebuilding.
1.21 gigawatts. Don't worry Billy, I got it.
Christopher Nolan's inspiration for Tenet
This got more billy laugh than good burger.
What would be cool is if Liu’s actor was the actually dad of the little boy he adopts in the movie. That might be the case.
John Liu financed this movie with his own money
I think this forced him in to retirement
No way for a legend of Kung fu royalty to go out
Didn't the same thing happen with Miami Connection? Financed by the lead actor who is an asian guy, the film kinda ruined him...I'd swear it was the same situation.
Oh man, if you were gonna do another Ninja movie I was hoping it would be Ninja III: The Domination.
The man that's talking for Lui is Lui. John Lui is Kung Fu movie Legend. Granted in '82 he wouldn't have sounded as he does now that's why the voice doesn't fit the body. But, do a review for another of his movies called Zenkwondo. It's kinda like New York Ninja but it's in France. th-cam.com/video/Klj0zB3Yab0/w-d-xo.html
It’s not him, it’s Don Wilson, another king fu actor
The lighting incense all day for me had me in tears laughing.
You guys have to check out Fight of Fury someday Starring Shuny Bee it’s a “Bruce Lee” inspired movie with also hilarious acting.
Grandma was like "I got 6 years left, just gonna detour and hang onto those..."
John Liu....he's been in some of my favorite martial arts flicks growing up...."The Great Kung-fu Mission", "Struggle Through Death"..etc, etc.
For just $0.40 a day you can adopt this kid
I hope someday you review "Ricky-Ho"... That's a good wild movie xD
Cynthia is awesome. It's a shame she’s in bad movies.
Kudos to this show! I love all your guest hosts. Well edited and put together. 🤩👍🏽
With these crazy ass looking NYC gangs, was this supposed to be a sequel to The Warriors? Buy they saw the footage and said, “We can’t put this shit out.”
And that scene where they’re sticking up the kid. It’s the same corner where they kidnap the white chick. It even has the same AT&T trailer.
Hey, man...they had a good memory of that spot. Of course they're going to frequent it.
“Why aren’t you doing anything about it?!”
“Believe me I am, it’s called *SHIT* !”
"Do MORE!!"
*crosses legs*
"What's THAT supposed to be?"
"JACK shit."
I told you Corey😀shoutout to Don the Dragon Wilson, lol...hilarious classic
The New York ninja is voiced by Don “the dragon” Wilson, an Asian American martial artist/actor
That part of the video bothered me I'm not gonna lie. Still a good time don't get me wrong but that part did bother me
@@ljcarthan3504 yes, especially since they had the cast list up. I’m not sure if them discussing it was just cut out in editing or not, but I would’ve mentioned him
Lol over an hour for the bad movie review ... Im here for it
Take out the shameless ad plugs, Korey constantly playing the same clips over and over 3-4 times(do he have ADHD?), the worthless bantering between(not the funny or informational ones) and it might be a 20-24 minute video
Billy almost died 2 minutes in already
Ninjas on roller skates....now I've seen it all!