Well having a military presence doesent equal military operation, when i was deployed we legitimately acted as security, that was it, it was a military operation on paper and in name only lmfao we were essentially police
Funniest thing to me in this movie was how instead of saying Cryosleep they kept saying Cryptosleep and I couldn't stop imagining their sleep being valued in bitcoin.
Mauler: "I hate when people get close to people when they're shooting rifles." Ah, but see, by being closest to your opponent when you shoot, your bullets need to travel less distance, meaning they hit less air, and their speed get diminished less by air resistance. Clearly, this is the way to maximize DPS. :V
@@ATRAYA Damn, that's smart. If you take into account that and the fact that shooting point blank diminishes the curve of the bullets' trayoectory arc, making it easier to aim, I think it's pretty clear point blank is the smartest way to shoot. I don't know what Mauler's going on about.
There's a lot of that... Not saying that ain't there, but I took more notice of how wasted the references had been, rather than how many, or how good they'd made em'. Ps: Want a *good* reference? Daisy was the name they gave to John Wick's pup... Spoiler alert, Johnny gets agro.
@@sparkypack canonically Doom Guy is related to the main character of the Wolfenstein games, so the decapitated dude named William J. Blazkowicz was probably him. So yes, they probably killed off the Doom Guy in the Doom movie.
@@HushedObserver101 I know it was cannon back then and I know the Wolfenstein RPG has it so you slice off the arm and leg of the Demon with the same sprites of the Cyberdemon without the cybernetics and the Demon vows to get revenge on your bloodline which that Demon will later become a Cyberdemon and I would assume specifically the Cyberdemon in Doom 1 Tower of Babel. But is that cannon for the latest games though? Especially since there have been other Wolfenstein & Quake games. It's still heavily implied to be the case, I'm just not sure if it is 100% guaranteed to be the case though.
In Event Horizon, when Lawrence Fishburne finds the cliché recording of people screaming and suffering, he just slaps the screen closed and says "We're leaving." Best moment of that cliché.
Yeah, it's a weak one. I mean, at least, when I heard John Wick say: "Daisy" cuz that's the only thing his first puppy was wearing on it's collar, I didn't know it was reference, yet spoiler alert. It was a reference. Point is, in John Wick "Daisy" is more than a random namedrop. If you know what the plots are and what Daisy represented in both cases, you know what the reference meant. Shouldn't have messed with that guy's pet.
"...because the fusion reaction is not a chain reaction, a fusion reactor cannot undergo a runaway chain reaction, or “meltdown,” as can happen in a fission reactor. The fusion reaction requires a confined hot plasma, and any interruption of a plasma control system would extinguish the plasma and terminate fusion." -Encyclopedia Britannica
Not only that, even modern fission reactors can be made runaway reaction proof by using fuel sources which are bombarded with neutrons externally. Cut the external source, reaction stops.
Why is it so hard to do a Doom movie? It's literally the simplest concept ever. Why are Demons from hell so hard to figure out? So that it doesn't offend the Chinese?
Right?? Literally all they had to do was something similar to Hardcore Henry, hell just hire the people who made that film and get them to make a doom film and follow the source material! I love doom a lot, but the plot has never been the focus it's always had an emphasis on "Rip and tear... Until it is done" just put in some slight plot details enough to get what is going on and why, and spend the rest of the film killing hordes of demons! So easy to do! How do you screw that up not once but twice??
@@omegamysterio3701 Hell, Eternal didn't even have a plot. It just had random shit happening that was being half explained in codex entries. Eternal had the opposite of a plot and yet this movie sucks more.
@@pezdispencer113 Eternal gives you SOME stuff to be like "Ok here's some of the Doomslayers backstory but we're keeping it vague for the most part, you get the bare minimum" that's really all in terms of story beyond learning heaven and hell have an alliance and none of it is the focus just stuff to add to the experience, what doom is all about is non-stop action, blood and guts, gore, brutal violence and a kick ass soundtrack! THAT is doom in its purest form, story takes a backseat and it would be so simple to just do that! A guy killing demons because he's to pissed off to die, that's it! Literally just Hardcore Henry the Hell (pun intended) out of a doom movie and give us 90 to 120 minutes of it! That's really all people expect, it's not Shakespeare lol you don't need the extra padding to it just slap some armor on a guy, give him a boomstick and put demons everywhere! 👍 Congratulations they've done it! Lol
@@pezdispencer113 I totally agree, what wasn't shown in cutscenes was put into the codex and really that's just for people who want the extra info otherwise it's not needed for the experience* (Still a great experience for me as a game!)
I think people misunderstand me. I thought Eternal was extremely bad and a massive step down from 2016. The first one still had a cohesive plot, it was just that the character (Doomguy) didn't care or pay much attention, however the player did get all the beats. Eternal on the other hand is super convoluted with factions and characters thrown in with no explanation. There is clearly a civil war happening within the demon faction with all the fighting between their possessed troops and demon troops but it's never addressed. At many times things are just stated in one liners which just makes them true without an logic behind how, you killed the priests so the earth invasion is stopped.... Somehow. There's no explanation as to where Doomguy got his ship and what stops him for teleporting anywhere he needs to go at any time. This is only the narrative and universe related issues as well, gameplay is a completely separate mess. It's not a good game guys, even by 'Doom Standards' (ie ignoring plot entirely).
The oldest movie I can remember using that 'recording when hell broke loose" thing is Even Horizon. Actually did a good job at it, they went all the way, to the point where it got censored in a few countries. Good movie too.
movie? We all know it´s a documentary of the first flight into the warp without a gellarfield in the warhammer 40k universe :-D (Sorry had to write this) It´s one of my alltime favorites.
I imagine the entire cg team wearing Adidas jogging suits and squatting in their chairs blasting hard bass techno while tapping away at their keyboards.
As a passing efap Bulgarian, let's respond to all here - these are Russian stereotypes, let's not confuse the fine details. In Bulgaria - the Adidas yes, definitely. The hard bass - no, here we have what we call pop-folk. And I doubt the cocaine, never heard it being available. My bet would be on something cheaper like sniffing glue. And no vodka - we have a national drink called rakiya, but the Trabant (or Moskvich/Lada/Zhiguli) and AK-47 sound plausible.
This movie makes the classic mistake of acting like the characters can only see what's in-frame, so they just constantly get jump-scare attacked. Such a tism of a movie trope. Also Why would you waste the black guy with the LMG like that? He only got to scream once!
22:50 Sumerian is a spoken language, in written form it was called Cuneiform and lots of other cultures used Cuneiform as their written language. On first inspection that seems to sort of resemble Sumerian Cuneiform a bit.
I couldn't even get past the 20 minute mark of Doom Annihilation, though I am curious just how much worse it could get. Time to see how the EFAP crew deals I suppose.
"Oh, no. I have been stabbed. This is unpleasant. How unfortunate and uncomfortable. My entire team is dead and we were 32 seconds away from retirement. I think I might recover from my wounds, which is bad, because I have super space cancer." But with gaps.
"Now there's your problem, your portal switch was set to 'evil'. It's a common mistake, third portal to hell I've closed this week. Extra charge for any on site demons, company policy."
Ah! I wish you had Cynical Reviews on for this one! He could've shown you the set where they taped a gaming keyboard to the wall. It's great to see YMS again though. :D
Soooooo apparently Ruby Rose has a new film out called "The Doorman" and its LAUGHABLY awful. Please please please review. Sounds right up the toxic broods alley 😎👍
Definition of Doom: death, destruction, or some other terrible fate. Definition of Annihilation: the state or fact of being completely destroyed or obliterated Those definitions are so similar they could just as easily have called it Doom Doom and it would have made as much sense. I kind of want to call it Doom Doom from now on.
I mean, if we wanna be picky, that's roughly how the Iraqi Army handles their PKCs, except she's doing it from the shoulder, they do it from the hip. And all of them suck at what they do.
The AI being named Daisy is a reference to Doom Guy's rabbit who died in the ending of the first game. The second game is partially about Doom Guy getting revenge for her death.
and doom slayer who is infact the orginal doom guy but farther in the future also still remebers her having portraits of him and the rabbit in his DOOM fortress
Fun fact: Bertruger was also the villain in Doom 3. His shtick in the game is more or less the same as the film. Makes portal to hell, becomes the servant of hell spawn, and in the game - upon failing his overlords - is transformed into a weird hell creature where his face is essentially the inner mouth of a flying demon like a Xenomorph.
@@DarkBrassica The Rock: You gonna shoot me? Reaper: Yeah, I was thinking about it. The Rock: What you got left? Reaper: Half a clip. The Rock: [looks down on BFG with a smiley grin] I have got.. one round.
@@sparkypack Oh I thought you were talking about annihilation. The BFG in the first Doom Movie was better but they got the colour wrong. Cool fact in custom Doom Sourceport (can't remember which one) they had a BFG10k and changed the sprite to look like the one from the movie except it still fired green.
7:39 Joan Dark was actually in a Nintendo 64 game called Perfect Dark. But for some reason they put her in a doom movie and made her the main character instead of putting her in her own movie.
To the question of people in a movie landing in a place and finding a recording of prior events: I know Event Horizon did it. But the earliest example I can think of before my time is The Thing when Doc and Macready find the video of the Norwegian scientific outpost
@@CaptainRhodor Technically, "Detective Pikachu" broke the Video Game Movie Curse. The Sonic movie just managed to not be as bad as we all thought it was going to be.
17:50 Mauler is looking for 'Event Horizon' to answer that question. They played the insano crew videos where they were all killing themselves in crazy ways and ripping their guts and eyes out and chanting in Latin, and the second the videos stop, Captain Lawrence Fishburn says fuck this "We're leaving", and it's so funny because that reaction and delivery are so natural, it's exactly what the audience would do too, it's great. Here's the clip: th-cam.com/video/e8YObV6i_Yc/w-d-xo.html
MOVIE IDEA: characters are scientists on Mars, they accidentally open hell and among demons, doomguy emerges out too, many die and the few character surviving burrows in doom bunkers which have something doomguy needs so both sides encounters, they don't really understand what he says but strike a deal to help doomguy get his job done while they try to do the the tasks while surviving, with doomguy coming out of the blue on several instances to kill demons after the scientists. It's a survival horror where demons are a super strong threat while doomguy's rampage damages several systems and some life support systems in some areas through sheer collateral damage, a cross between physical and environmental threats. Also every scenes where doomguy approaches into the scene or is just there, heavy metal music blasts like an aura of noise around him. The number of weapons he weilds would be explained by a black aura of argent energy around his back materializes his weapons, Everytime the BFG is shot it destroys a part of the place and knocks out lights within a hundred meters.
11:59 Now I kind of want to implement that in a sci-fi scenario. The pilot of a space ship with thousands of people is drunk or high on the job and someone is concerned about it, to which the response is "We're in space. We're 2 weeks away from the nearest planet and 3 days away from the nearest asteroid. It's physically impossible to crash this ship."
Joan Dark? Get it, like Joan d'Arc? Not only is her name as edgy as a Sonic OC, they literally just took a strong female historical figure and swapped out one letter. Edgy, yet blunt at the same time. That's talent there.
I miss when bad movies were like this. Low production, bad acting, nonsensical plot Now our bad movies have insane budgets that still somehow look terrible, politics inserted into everything to cringe levels, and character and plot deconstruction to the point of ruining previous films and mocking the audience
The names are not Russian, they are Bulgarian. A lot of these kind of movies get filmed here, because its way cheaper, and all of them are garbage from what ive seen. I guess its the meme side of it to call Russian everything with Cyrillic alphabet or Slavic people. Even tho we took the alphabet hundreds of years before the Russians and other slavic countrier/cultures. Anyways i cant expect you to be that savvy in our history. Still love the EFAP format, Mauler, Rags and guests. Much love from Alexander ChavdarOV from Bulgaria.
The average Westerner would look at Cyrillic and say "Oh yes, that's Russian, right?" There is very little awareness of other Slavic nations- especially in America, where there are only 2 other countries within a thousand miles. (I am American so I can't totally speak for other countries) It's unfortunately very rare to find a Western person who can name more than two or three Slavic countries. Hell, I spent a year studying Eastern Europe and even I didn't know that Bulgarians adopted Cyrillic long before Russia. Sadly, Slavic history and culture are just not things we learn about.
So, in case anyone wasn’t aware, Malcom Betruger was the main antagonist of DOOM 3: he’s not an original movie character (though the accuracy of the movie to the game is most likely very thin) EDIT: 26:47 there were zombies in the original games. The only game I played in full was 2016, and in that game their explanation for why zombification occurred was exposure to something called the Lazarus wave. The Possessed enemies and the Revenants are all a result of Lazarus wave exposure. Not really the case here though.
Doom 3 had some kind of hell skulls that would possess humans. The Summoners could also possess humans with their wave attack as well and I believe Lost Souls would attempt to transfer themselves into humans by exploding themselves. The zombies in eternal are ones not made from Lazarus waves but were made from straight up having their souls sucked and they would later turn into actual demons apparently after wandering around aimlessly in hell for untold millennia's.
In Doom 3, Dr. Betruger turns out to be a villain literally 15 minutes into the game. He's not a twist. That's why the name is at least moderately excusable there, unlike here where they try to pass him off as a good guy for 90% of the film.
Am i crazy or do i know the name from another great egoshooter game. I take every bet that his second name beginns with a J or should this be the real Doomguy (B.J. Blazkowicz)? Then he must really be a descendent of the wolfenstein protagonist :-D
@@scheinerchen6471 I think he was supposed to be like a descendent from a Wolfenstein protagonist before it was left ambiguous in the modern rendition where he is name Guy, Doom Guy. Here's a tweet: mobile.twitter.com/deABREU/status/1314667884552032258
19:46 "He's going to have a scene where he just Haaaaaa!". I love English, how Humans communicate in general really. Rags didn't even use real words there, but I understood him perfectly.
Protagonist is called Joan of Arc...so, subtle!😂 17:33 - is this not originated in "Event horizon" ? Where is Critical Drinker when you need him? He would know!
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Batwoman will be out once it's edited folks, give it at least a week, it was a big ol chungus with extra guests and hilarity ;)
Your fans want what they want.
Very exciting stuff!
We wait, but it hurts to wait.
Can't wait.
It will be a big chungus, when it fits a woman.... oh wait
ey thanks for inviting me on again
Well done, creepy horse!
Hope to see you here again
love you femboy!
Ah, bingo
Thank you, come again!
"This isn't a military operation."
Literally a military unit behind him.
we call those Special Military Operations nowadays
@@zacharyhobia159 nice
Makes perfect sense.
Well having a military presence doesent equal military operation, when i was deployed we legitimately acted as security, that was it, it was a military operation on paper and in name only lmfao we were essentially police
I like how rags lit on fire when YMS pulled out a cross
Time code ?
@@nathanjora7627 17:09
It's a nice touch
@@marvalice3455 Thanks :)
He is a furry after all
Funniest thing to me in this movie was how instead of saying Cryosleep they kept saying Cryptosleep and I couldn't stop imagining their sleep being valued in bitcoin.
It's the future. You have to pay in bit coin to sleep and your family has to pay bit coin to wake you up
They encrypt thier sleep so the people from inception can't get into them
Seeing Dahaka in a Doom Annihilation commentary was a surprise to be sure but a welcome one.
@@soulsearcher9620 *Anarcho-capitalism intensifies*
Rags: “this looks better then Doom 2005”
Me: “ya... that will stop being the case very soon.”
Hey, sets are expensive.
Hard cap on that. Rock Doom is superior in every way and that's saying something.
Mauler: "I hate when people get close to people when they're shooting rifles."
Ah, but see, by being closest to your opponent when you shoot, your bullets need to travel less distance, meaning they hit less air, and their speed get diminished less by air resistance.
Clearly, this is the way to maximize DPS.
:V
Ironically enough, DOOM doesnt actually got damage falloff. Poor adaption smh...
@@ATRAYA Damn, that's smart. If you take into account that and the fact that shooting point blank diminishes the curve of the bullets' trayoectory arc, making it easier to aim, I think it's pretty clear point blank is the smartest way to shoot. I don't know what Mauler's going on about.
"Effective range of 300 yards? I only need 0.3."
-Movie Badass
And it improves accuracy Like when your point blank with a deathclaw and your V.A.T.S. says 58% chance to hit the head -_-
You're all wrong. They are going for achievements.
. Few days til retirement Man
. Black man with an inevitable death
. I didn't sign up for this Man
. Evil AI
This movie's got it all
And yet it's less than the sum of its parts somehow
'Doom' was proposed as a tie-in to 'Aliens,' so now it's come full circle.
A no bs protagonist.
Joan Dark sounds like Jeanne D'arc (Joan of Arc in french), plus she has a big cross as a necklace.
Thx movie, very subtle
The sky is made of sky.
If only someone on good-guy team was called Abraham van Helsing...😂😂
Her name has more in common with 'Perfect Dark' than any Id title.
@@QJ89 I was looking for this
a character said "I'm too young to die"
isnt that a difficulty in the game?
also daisy is the name of Doom Guy's pet rabbit
There's a lot of that... Not saying that ain't there, but I took more notice of how wasted the references had been, rather than how many, or how good they'd made em'.
Ps: Want a *good* reference?
Daisy was the name they gave to John Wick's pup... Spoiler alert, Johnny gets agro.
But can someone tell me where Doom Guy is in this movie? How can you do a Doom movie without him?
@@sparkypack canonically Doom Guy is related to the main character of the Wolfenstein games, so the decapitated dude named William J. Blazkowicz was probably him.
So yes, they probably killed off the Doom Guy in the Doom movie.
@@HushedObserver101 I know it was cannon back then and I know the Wolfenstein RPG has it so you slice off the arm and leg of the Demon with the same sprites of the Cyberdemon without the cybernetics and the Demon vows to get revenge on your bloodline which that Demon will later become a Cyberdemon and I would assume specifically the Cyberdemon in Doom 1 Tower of Babel. But is that cannon for the latest games though? Especially since there have been other Wolfenstein & Quake games. It's still heavily implied to be the case, I'm just not sure if it is 100% guaranteed to be the case though.
At least that's where you went.
When AI-woman said "I'm Daisy" I went straight to, "Ohhhh, Day-Z, I see what they did there."😂😂
I lost it when Rags’s hand booped that guy on the nose.
timestamp? :D
@@sparkypack 10:22
@@annabanana7659 xD.. ❤️
We love our doggo
I hope you were able to find it.
"A staff is basically a stone-like slab weapon" -Bigideas
Arrrg'ably!
Also, notice how the portal between Hell, Mars, Moon and Nevada was an Artificial Barrier of Blockage...
Send this to Shad
Mauler: "Her name is Joan Dark."
Rags: "Perfect."
I see what you guys did there.
Puns within puns.
@@NoPantsBaby wheels within wheels.
Ironic
Explain for a brainlet please
@@evansmith9263 Joanna Dark is the character players control in the Perfect Dark video games.
"Cheeki breeki, fellow Ewoks!"
-Bilbo Baginov
Like too little batwoman spread over too much efap.
Bateman season 2 efap hype.
You forgot the t in tov, all of them were tov not ov
@@robbomegavlkafenryka6158 -ov is a typical Russian suffix for male surnames.
Bilbo Baggins Ukrainian cousin
In Event Horizon, when Lawrence Fishburne finds the cliché recording of people screaming and suffering, he just slaps the screen closed and says "We're leaving." Best moment of that cliché.
Daisy might also be a reference to Doomguy's rabbit.
Yeah, it's a weak one.
I mean, at least, when I heard John Wick say: "Daisy" cuz that's the only thing his first puppy was wearing on it's collar, I didn't know it was reference, yet spoiler alert.
It was a reference.
Point is, in John Wick "Daisy" is more than a random namedrop.
If you know what the plots are and what Daisy represented in both cases, you know what the reference meant.
Shouldn't have messed with that guy's pet.
I assume that's just a fan made headcanon
Ok, but why not including Doom Guy? Why do they always halfbake it?
@@sparkypack To keep the movie rights before they expire.
"...because the fusion reaction is not a chain reaction, a fusion reactor cannot undergo a runaway chain reaction, or “meltdown,” as can happen in a fission reactor. The fusion reaction requires a confined hot plasma, and any interruption of a plasma control system would extinguish the plasma and terminate fusion."
-Encyclopedia Britannica
Not only that, even modern fission reactors can be made runaway reaction proof by using fuel sources which are bombarded with neutrons externally.
Cut the external source, reaction stops.
I love that they call the "curse your sudden and inevitable betrayal" guy Dr Betrüger. Literally means Dr. Betrayer in german.
Why is it so hard to do a Doom movie? It's literally the simplest concept ever. Why are Demons from hell so hard to figure out? So that it doesn't offend the Chinese?
Right?? Literally all they had to do was something similar to Hardcore Henry, hell just hire the people who made that film and get them to make a doom film and follow the source material! I love doom a lot, but the plot has never been the focus it's always had an emphasis on "Rip and tear... Until it is done" just put in some slight plot details enough to get what is going on and why, and spend the rest of the film killing hordes of demons! So easy to do! How do you screw that up not once but twice??
@@omegamysterio3701 Hell, Eternal didn't even have a plot. It just had random shit happening that was being half explained in codex entries. Eternal had the opposite of a plot and yet this movie sucks more.
@@pezdispencer113 Eternal gives you SOME stuff to be like "Ok here's some of the Doomslayers backstory but we're keeping it vague for the most part, you get the bare minimum" that's really all in terms of story beyond learning heaven and hell have an alliance and none of it is the focus just stuff to add to the experience, what doom is all about is non-stop action, blood and guts, gore, brutal violence and a kick ass soundtrack! THAT is doom in its purest form, story takes a backseat and it would be so simple to just do that! A guy killing demons because he's to pissed off to die, that's it! Literally just Hardcore Henry the Hell (pun intended) out of a doom movie and give us 90 to 120 minutes of it! That's really all people expect, it's not Shakespeare lol you don't need the extra padding to it just slap some armor on a guy, give him a boomstick and put demons everywhere! 👍 Congratulations they've done it! Lol
@@pezdispencer113 I totally agree, what wasn't shown in cutscenes was put into the codex and really that's just for people who want the extra info otherwise it's not needed for the experience* (Still a great experience for me as a game!)
I think people misunderstand me. I thought Eternal was extremely bad and a massive step down from 2016. The first one still had a cohesive plot, it was just that the character (Doomguy) didn't care or pay much attention, however the player did get all the beats. Eternal on the other hand is super convoluted with factions and characters thrown in with no explanation. There is clearly a civil war happening within the demon faction with all the fighting between their possessed troops and demon troops but it's never addressed. At many times things are just stated in one liners which just makes them true without an logic behind how, you killed the priests so the earth invasion is stopped.... Somehow. There's no explanation as to where Doomguy got his ship and what stops him for teleporting anywhere he needs to go at any time. This is only the narrative and universe related issues as well, gameplay is a completely separate mess.
It's not a good game guys, even by 'Doom Standards' (ie ignoring plot entirely).
Joan: My name is Joan Dark
John: And my name is John Grimm
Stan: Oh you guys are using made up names OK my name is the Doom Slayer or Doom Guy
Character played by Will Smith enters the room: Hi guys, my name is Cypher Raige! Welcome to the Club of Unfortunate Names and Titles. No acronym.
@@AgentSmithIsAnElf so that’s it, huh? We some kind of... Doom: Annihilation.
At least Dwayne Johnson and Karl urban were charismatic enough actors to bring some sort of fun/levity to the original dumpster fire
When they said "we're violating the laws of physics" I'm just picturing God or something to come down and arresting them
"Oi mate, you got a loisence to violate that rule?"
"You've yeed, your last haw!"
The oldest movie I can remember using that 'recording when hell broke loose" thing is Even Horizon. Actually did a good job at it, they went all the way, to the point where it got censored in a few countries. Good movie too.
I was thinking the same thing. Fishburne's reaction to that was the icing on the cake.
movie? We all know it´s a documentary of the first flight into the warp without a gellarfield in the warhammer 40k universe :-D (Sorry had to write this) It´s one of my alltime favorites.
This. I haven't seen an example of this trope that did it better than Event Horizon. That shit's fucked
@@scheinerchen6471 It does really fit tho :D
They hired actual amputees to film that bit too.
I imagine the entire cg team wearing Adidas jogging suits and squatting in their chairs blasting hard bass techno while tapping away at their keyboards.
And cocaine, don't forget the copious amounts of cocaine.
@@Henriofgille the one thing that never changes in the film industry.
Taking vodka breaks where they grab the bottle out of somebody's Trabant and open it with an AK-47.
I'm almost certain this happened.
As a passing efap Bulgarian, let's respond to all here - these are Russian stereotypes, let's not confuse the fine details.
In Bulgaria - the Adidas yes, definitely. The hard bass - no, here we have what we call pop-folk. And I doubt the cocaine, never heard it being available. My bet would be on something cheaper like sniffing glue. And no vodka - we have a national drink called rakiya, but the Trabant (or Moskvich/Lada/Zhiguli) and AK-47 sound plausible.
"Someone came through the portal!"
"Who are you ma'am?"
"Joan..."
"Joan what?"
"Joan Doomguy"
LOL
“I’ve been corrupted by the internet UwU” I want to see a movie that does this
TayAI the movie, from a blank slate to a nazi in 1 and half hour
This movie makes the classic mistake of acting like the characters can only see what's in-frame, so they just constantly get jump-scare attacked. Such a tism of a movie trope. Also Why would you waste the black guy with the LMG like that? He only got to scream once!
Rian Johnson was a contributor. He said they should subvert everyone's expectations.
Event Horizon did the scrambled message really well and freaky too
Yup and how they reacted was not the usual clique of "what wow that's weird, lets go", but "Were leaving".
Like normal people.
Imagine being more accurate than the 2005 DooM, but being worse than that movie.
Mega oof
"accurate"
@@Chaplain_Asmodai fire-ball throwing imps
Doom with Dwayne Johnson was bad. But that movie is a TRILLION times better than Doom: Annihilation!
DOOM: The Rock might be a terrible movie, but it's a guilty pleasure of mine. I love that movie for all it's ridiculous shittiness.
At least Doom with the Rock is fun and rewatchable. And has some interesting character interactions. This? This is just cheap boring crap.
If only they returned Carl Urban, it would be at leasst watchable...
@@Deadsnake989 me too and not to forget, DOOM: The Rock had at least the egoshooter homage sequence.
@@ConnorJane Unironically I love the first Doom movie despite all the flaws. This one is just painful to watch lol.
22:50 Sumerian is a spoken language, in written form it was called Cuneiform and lots of other cultures used Cuneiform as their written language. On first inspection that seems to sort of resemble Sumerian Cuneiform a bit.
I couldn't even get past the 20 minute mark of Doom Annihilation, though I am curious just how much worse it could get. Time to see how the EFAP crew deals I suppose.
"Tell me one of their names" Mauler even if she did would you know if she was lying
I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm disappointed this isn't batwhamen lol
Don’t worry, critical drinker dropped an episode.
You can watch Az's Thorias's and Drinker's reviews of the episode while waiting for EFAP's coverage.
@@zeroclimberchannel Heck no, I don't want to spoil it.
@@Destractoid
I mean, no offense to these guys, but yeah, *EFAP* first, second, everything else... Arrrg'ably!
@@Destractoid This. Been blue-balled since Az mentioned it.
Pretty sure the first "scary space recording" was in Event Horizon? They had a visual and an audio one both done very well
"Oh, no. I have been stabbed. This is unpleasant. How unfortunate and uncomfortable. My entire team is dead and we were 32 seconds away from retirement. I think I might recover from my wounds, which is bad, because I have super space cancer." But with gaps.
Oh boy, this movie!
I wonder how long it'll take them to figure out Joan Dark's bullets deal more damage than everyone-else's for no reason.
She nicked James Bond's golden gun.
The preacher tanked the same fireball that blew up the whole ass pilot console with nothing but the clothes on his back and his faith in God.
YMS is friends with Mauler. Best friends. Confirmed!
The Rock + Doom = The Room
YOU'RE RIP AND TEARING ME APART, LISA!
😮.. My mind is blown
"The Room Slayer has entered the set!"
"Oh hai demons"
Oh hai Doomguy
@@snowyrabbitofinle1764 I did not shoot them, it's bullshit, I did not shoot them, I did noooot.
Definitely making an ESO character named "General Chainsaw"
"Now there's your problem, your portal switch was set to 'evil'. It's a common mistake, third portal to hell I've closed this week. Extra charge for any on site demons, company policy."
Ah! I wish you had Cynical Reviews on for this one! He could've shown you the set where they taped a gaming keyboard to the wall.
It's great to see YMS again though. :D
Soooooo apparently Ruby Rose has a new film out called "The Doorman" and its LAUGHABLY awful. Please please please review. Sounds right up the toxic broods alley 😎👍
The efap guys are almost unironically Ruby Rose's greatest fans.
The "EFAP Movies" editing is becoming superb.
This movie dose not deserve the sully the name Daisy by uttering it...
Second worst death she has faced.
Mauler : "General Chainsaw"
*Heavy metal music plays*
Maybe Event Horizon was the first to do the “gargled messaged with people screaming” thing? Or at least did it well first
Now I really want someone to shoot a scene with a ‘gargled’ message.
At the very least, that shit was memorable
Definition of Doom: death, destruction, or some other terrible fate.
Definition of Annihilation: the state or fact of being completely destroyed or obliterated
Those definitions are so similar they could just as easily have called it Doom Doom and it would have made as much sense.
I kind of want to call it Doom Doom from now on.
Doom: Dark Fate
Dark Dooms Die Twice
Note: Joan of Arc is the anglicized name of Jean D'Arc. Which gets turned into Joan Dark in this and other medium.
Imagine holding an m16 the way she's holding that BFG.
It's an insult to call it BFG
The only person who deserves to hold a BFG is Doom Guy himself.
I mean, if we wanna be picky, that's roughly how the Iraqi Army handles their PKCs, except she's doing it from the shoulder, they do it from the hip.
And all of them suck at what they do.
Holy shit, I tried with my AR, granted no carry handle, but it was incredibly uncomfortable.
Dude, shut up, okay? An M16 has a handle on top.
So, when people cross the portal between Nevada and Phobus they have to jump over a lava-filled crevis?
The ultimate security feature. Anybody coming through the portal will fall to their death.
@@ablethreefourbravo so a Minecraft lava trap... okay.
"No Georgiev, you are the demons."
And Georgiev was a zombie...
The AI being named Daisy is a reference to Doom Guy's rabbit who died in the ending of the first game. The second game is partially about Doom Guy getting revenge for her death.
and doom slayer who is infact the orginal doom guy but farther in the future also still remebers her having portraits of him and the rabbit in his DOOM fortress
Fun fact: Bertruger was also the villain in Doom 3. His shtick in the game is more or less the same as the film. Makes portal to hell, becomes the servant of hell spawn, and in the game - upon failing his overlords - is transformed into a weird hell creature where his face is essentially the inner mouth of a flying demon like a Xenomorph.
Daisy was the Doomguy's pet rabbit.
And John Wick’s dog
It’s an accomplishment that they tried to have a more accurate version of the BFG, and it still looks worse than the 2005 version.
I dunno, I feel like if Doom had wall breaking physics, the BFG would 100% melt holes into walls.
I really wish DOOM Slayer just randomly showed up and shook his head in disappointment before leaving.
I like this new lineup of Adum & Pals
Retirement guy literally looks like Doom Guy from the first few games.
Retirement guy! Retirement guy.. noooo!
Time for the Long Man and the Toxic Brood to rip and tear their way through this one.
Time to annihilate DOOM!
That is the movies goal right? They didn't actually believe this was a good movie?
embarrassing is the least fitting word to define the release of that even a year away from latest game installment
but we had the BFG in it :D
@@sparkypack Ah yes because when I think BFG I think gun that kills 1 fodder demon at a time.
@@DarkBrassica
The Rock: You gonna shoot me?
Reaper: Yeah, I was thinking about it.
The Rock: What you got left?
Reaper: Half a clip.
The Rock: [looks down on BFG with a smiley grin] I have got.. one round.
@@sparkypack Oh I thought you were talking about annihilation. The BFG in the first Doom Movie was better but they got the colour wrong. Cool fact in custom Doom Sourceport (can't remember which one) they had a BFG10k and changed the sprite to look like the one from the movie except it still fired green.
The ship the marines were on, looks like a Tartan-Class patrol cruiser from star wars empire at war.
7:39 Joan Dark was actually in a Nintendo 64 game called Perfect Dark. But for some reason they put her in a doom movie and made her the main character instead of putting her in her own movie.
The Rifles are .22s and the pistols are .45, clearly.
Joan Dark is clearly a reference to Joanna Dark from the Perfect Dark series
This gonna be good
To the question of people in a movie landing in a place and finding a recording of prior events: I know Event Horizon did it. But the earliest example I can think of before my time is The Thing when Doc and Macready find the video of the Norwegian scientific outpost
Why is Sonic the best video game movie at the moment? Out of all the franchises that have had movie adaptations, Sonic is the best one for some reason
Because they basically just ripped off the plot of E.T which has been ripped off multiple times before and is fairly popular among little kids.
I'd still say the original Mortal Kombat is the best attempt.
Sonic however did a very good job I feel, and I liked Rampage, it was dumb fun xD.
They somehow broke both the Sonic Curse and the Video Game Movie Curse at the same time.
@@CaptainRhodor Technically, "Detective Pikachu" broke the Video Game Movie Curse. The Sonic movie just managed to not be as bad as we all thought it was going to be.
Why does everyone forget the Racket and Clank movie.
Next time:
*DOOM: Revelations*
17:50 Mauler is looking for 'Event Horizon' to answer that question. They played the insano crew videos where they were all killing themselves in crazy ways and ripping their guts and eyes out and chanting in Latin, and the second the videos stop, Captain Lawrence Fishburn says fuck this "We're leaving", and it's so funny because that reaction and delivery are so natural, it's exactly what the audience would do too, it's great.
Here's the clip: th-cam.com/video/e8YObV6i_Yc/w-d-xo.html
MOVIE IDEA: characters are scientists on Mars, they accidentally open hell and among demons, doomguy emerges out too, many die and the few character surviving burrows in doom bunkers which have something doomguy needs so both sides encounters, they don't really understand what he says but strike a deal to help doomguy get his job done while they try to do the the tasks while surviving, with doomguy coming out of the blue on several instances to kill demons after the scientists.
It's a survival horror where demons are a super strong threat while doomguy's rampage damages several systems and some life support systems in some areas through sheer collateral damage, a cross between physical and environmental threats.
Also every scenes where doomguy approaches into the scene or is just there, heavy metal music blasts like an aura of noise around him.
The number of weapons he weilds would be explained by a black aura of argent energy around his back materializes his weapons, Everytime the BFG is shot it destroys a part of the place and knocks out lights within a hundred meters.
I think the fanbase would be really happy to finally see such a concept.
11:59 Now I kind of want to implement that in a sci-fi scenario. The pilot of a space ship with thousands of people is drunk or high on the job and someone is concerned about it, to which the response is "We're in space. We're 2 weeks away from the nearest planet and 3 days away from the nearest asteroid. It's physically impossible to crash this ship."
Unironically, the best part of this movie is the credits because of the names. Legitimately amusing.
**takes massive rip from b0ng**
_this should be good_
It appears DasBoSchitt has invented a wondrous new thing.
Time of deathstamps.
Joan Dark? Get it, like Joan d'Arc? Not only is her name as edgy as a Sonic OC, they literally just took a strong female historical figure and swapped out one letter. Edgy, yet blunt at the same time. That's talent there.
16:40 No, this is probably a reference to how the Doom Slayer had a pet rabbit named Daisy.
Wow. Just wow.
Doomguy is spinning in his grave. Like a bayblade.
The amount of dumb in this movie is absolutely staggering.
Everything was so wasted
I miss when bad movies were like this. Low production, bad acting, nonsensical plot
Now our bad movies have insane budgets that still somehow look terrible, politics inserted into everything to cringe levels, and character and plot deconstruction to the point of ruining previous films and mocking the audience
YMS and EFAP? About time.
He's been on EFAP before.
13:29 - Rags "What accent he has. I don't know where he's from"
Shad and Fringy : "NOUGH!!!!!!"
18:30 Hicks from Aliens would like to know what problem you have with toting a "random double-barrel shotgun" in space.
Just made me want to replay DOOM 2016
I love that the “Times of Death” are relevant to the EFAP video and not the movie timestamp.
I love how Rags was pointing at the credits lol was fully hilarious
Pokémon and sonic are actually decent movies not masterpieces but still
The names are not Russian, they are Bulgarian. A lot of these kind of movies get filmed here, because its way cheaper, and all of them are garbage from what ive seen. I guess its the meme side of it to call Russian everything with Cyrillic alphabet or Slavic people. Even tho we took the alphabet hundreds of years before the Russians and other slavic countrier/cultures. Anyways i cant expect you to be that savvy in our history. Still love the EFAP format, Mauler, Rags and guests. Much love from Alexander ChavdarOV from Bulgaria.
The average Westerner would look at Cyrillic and say "Oh yes, that's Russian, right?" There is very little awareness of other Slavic nations- especially in America, where there are only 2 other countries within a thousand miles. (I am American so I can't totally speak for other countries) It's unfortunately very rare to find a Western person who can name more than two or three Slavic countries. Hell, I spent a year studying Eastern Europe and even I didn't know that Bulgarians adopted Cyrillic long before Russia. Sadly, Slavic history and culture are just not things we learn about.
"Remember when movies based off of video games? Let's do that again" --the producer
to himself
Two things. 1. I am ashamed to say I saw this movie before today. 2. I am still happy that Jacob Kane makes it into videos
I love how you can tell when and how long the skips were by the snake-light-thing in the cover :D
Clearly she blessed her pistol with holiness, making them super effective against Daemon-class enemies.
I love that you say I banish you to Hell and Rags portrait catches fire!
So, in case anyone wasn’t aware, Malcom Betruger was the main antagonist of DOOM 3: he’s not an original movie character (though the accuracy of the movie to the game is most likely very thin)
EDIT: 26:47 there were zombies in the original games. The only game I played in full was 2016, and in that game their explanation for why zombification occurred was exposure to something called the Lazarus wave. The Possessed enemies and the Revenants are all a result of Lazarus wave exposure. Not really the case here though.
Doom 3 had some kind of hell skulls that would possess humans. The Summoners could also possess humans with their wave attack as well and I believe Lost Souls would attempt to transfer themselves into humans by exploding themselves. The zombies in eternal are ones not made from Lazarus waves but were made from straight up having their souls sucked and they would later turn into actual demons apparently after wandering around aimlessly in hell for untold millennia's.
In Doom 3, Dr. Betruger turns out to be a villain literally 15 minutes into the game. He's not a twist. That's why the name is at least moderately excusable there, unlike here where they try to pass him off as a good guy for 90% of the film.
Doom guy was in this film i remember a hole load of bs articles about killing him off for girl power shit
Rip Sargent William Blazkowicz
Without Doom Guy.. they're literally doomed.
Am i crazy or do i know the name from another great egoshooter game. I take every bet that his second name beginns with a J or should this be the real Doomguy (B.J. Blazkowicz)? Then he must really be a descendent of the wolfenstein protagonist :-D
@@scheinerchen6471 I think he was supposed to be like a descendent from a Wolfenstein protagonist before it was left ambiguous in the modern rendition where he is name Guy, Doom Guy. Here's a tweet: mobile.twitter.com/deABREU/status/1314667884552032258
19:46 "He's going to have a scene where he just Haaaaaa!". I love English, how Humans communicate in general really. Rags didn't even use real words there, but I understood him perfectly.
I love how MauLer speaks French, we need to hear that more often.
Greetings from a French fan 👍
Adum is one of my favorite EFAP guests. He needs to come back more often.
Protagonist is called Joan of Arc...so, subtle!😂 17:33 - is this not originated in "Event horizon" ? Where is Critical Drinker when you need him? He would know!
Oooooh yes!!! I've been waiting for this gem, welcome back YMS 🤘