If you think about it, Paul W. S. Anderson got paid large sums of money to write Resident Evil fanfictions with his Original-character-do-not-steal waifu that he also gets to bang. The man's living the dream.
He tried to do the same with Monster Hunter and, despite the movie not being worse than the RE movies, didn't resonate with audiences. Maybe part of the reason is that Mila is 45 already and she's getting close to hitting the wall :)
@@makaron9363 Part of the reason could also be because of the monsters themselves. Monster hunter ecology and behavioral patterns is usually consistent through the games, so I could imagine fans getting annoyed at the monsters acting inconsistent from their game counterparts. This is only a guess, though, since there's no way I'm watching a Paul Anderson monster hunter movie.
Every time I see that laser scene it reminds me that I need to watch Cube (1997) again (fairly certain Pauly ripped it off from there), I remember that movie being great, but it's been too long.
A while back I rewatched all the Cube movies. I thought the first one was good, the second one had some interesting ideas but the characters are kind of goofy and the plot doesn't make much sense, and the third was kind of meh. I think part of the reason I don't like the third one that much is because it kind of ruins the mystery and intrigue of the original with a generic dystopian setting, and the end of the second one seemed to set up some intrigue of who was behind everything and what they were intending to do, but instead of following that up, the 3rd movie is a prequel, so what their greater plan was if there was one will never be answered. So I think the first Cube movie is best on its own.
@@SoWhosGae I love that the premise is so compelling, yet it's really just a character study about how different people from different backgrounds would react to a situation and break down. Didn't care for the ending so much, but I was riveted throughout.
Only watched the first Cube, concept was amazing, but the acting was mediocre to terrible, unfortunately. Also - that film for me is forever ruined because of the deleted scene where it was revealed, you ready? - the aliens were behind the entire thing. Yes, the aliens.
"This film expresses the erroneous worldview towards the meta-wrongness often attributed to disestablishmentarism as applied to figments of expressions of idealistic piques of rage contained in imperialist fobbings." ~ Movie Bob's Sweaty Crevice
The "She did it before remembered how to do it" is actually accurate to real life Amnesia You do not lose/forget you're skills, just how, when and that you learned them
Yeah oddly enough I think The Maze Runner explained it pretty well. It was something along the lines of: You would remember how to ride a bike, just not who taught you, where they taught you or when
@@cube_incinerator426 General knowledge is stored in a different place then "normal" memory i.e. Knowing wat a boat is or how is works or specific famous boats like the Titanic but not if you ever even seen one yourself
And I'm sure that Anderson did copious amounts of research, in order to stay true to the experiences of real life amnesiacs - it certainly wasn't lazy writing.....
"This film expresses the erroneous worldview towards the meta-wrongness often attributed to disestablishmentarism as applied to figments of expressions of idealistic piques of rage contained in imperialist fobbings." ~ Movie Bob's Sweaty Crevice
That shark was psychic, obviously. That's how it knew to head up where the guy was going to land, and breach the surface just as he's falling. Sharks are truly magical creatures...
Hahahaha yeh, I remember being fairly happy with it when it came out. Then......well.....it turned into........something different entirely. Tis to be a glorious month of programming my good man!! 😉
There are some fun individual characters we only get in later films, but yeah, the descent into incredulity will be fun to watch over the course of the month.
55:20 a gaffer is the person responsible for carrying and setting up the lights on set. Sometimes the "lighting coordinator" person is also referred to as gaffer
Okay already in the beginning of the movie and it's awful, why does the room with literal biohazards have ventilation that lead TO THE REST OF THE BUILDING
Probably because underground you need ventilation into every room, and the rooms like that can (and usually are when the biohazard are removed from containment) be isolated temporarily like how the other room got shown to be isolated. When it was filling with water. To being absolutely full.
They added this context in during Apocalypse, so I can't say for certain it was in mind when they did the ending here, but she's not tied down to the table because she's being released intentionally as "Project: Alice". That was the idea they added later anyway. Doesn't account for her door being locked, or the fact that she should've been surrounded by a horde of zombies when she walked onto that street, thereby never having the chance to equip herself and perform their "Experiment" with a big fat ? at the end of it. Also it's funny you reacted with "Ew!" to Mr. Blue's arm moving at the end. The first shot when you realize it's moving, he's doing that himself to save on the effects budget. The CG stuff doesn't start until the second shot of his arm. There's a lot of stuff like that to appreciate in this movie on a re-watch; like the fire axe zombie ACTUALLY dislocating his foot to walk with it broken, and the zombie on fire crawling up to Mr. Blue actually being a stuntman on fire, and Blue with no protection from it. Fun stuff like that doesn't come up in the sequels, so they gradually lose all charm, except FC. That one had the best fight sequences of the series, and the story went full bogus as if it KNEW how ridiculous it was, which made it comical as well as eye candy.
Hasan becomes a zombie, his audience doesn't even notice and continues to tune in to his streams. "What do you mean he's a zombie? Look at him, he's wandering around in the background moaning utter nonsense while his camera films an empty chair. It's just like every other stream."
@@JewishFrog I mean, it's possible, but he says such derpy stuff, I doubt being half-mute would improve this gold mine for tismic quotes. To be seen...
I think its a great time capsule of all the tropes amd clichés of this style of movie. ADHD editing, cameraman is jumping rope in action scenes. I can imagine the director in the editing bay... Editor: But that opening scene is too impersonal to be so long. People will hey bored. Director: Don't worry, just cut to my baby, Mila, waking up naked in the bathtub. Editor: That's you main character's intro? Director: Yeah... Well, she put on clothes after a shower. Don't worry. Editor: Sir, she's just walking around now. Scene's too long. Director: Throw some flashback montage, cut in some stock sounds and stock footage in between her walking around. Editor: But, sir... Director: And then, BOOM, action scene Numero Uno. And the cool mansion is actually in a train station that rides to a lab. Look at the sets, man! Editor: Yes, I know. You've wasted all our budget on sets. We can't do any SFX and VFX now! Director: Stick to slow-mo and gore stop complaining. Editor: I don't think we have the budget for gore. And what about the censors? Is this and R-rated movie? Director: Alright, drape some graphics on some of the puppets and dogs! Editor: It still looks bad. Why do we have to show this for so long? Director: Okay, cut it short, straight to Mila. Look at that kick. Off the wall! I want all that in slow-mo. Never mind the upskirt, she's wearing underwear, its fine. Sexy!" Editor: This sewer level is wayy to long. Director: Just wait! Look, they all get wet here. And...there! Some cleavage! No one's bored! Come on! People are still watching! Editor: We have no budget. And this movie has no ending! Director: Wait, wait, I shot another action scene like Action Scene 1. It'll be a nice book-end. Editor: Book-end? That's anti-climactic! Director: No, wait, cut to Mila waking up naked again! This time its a lab room. See? Trust me, people are still watching!
This is going to be epic. Filled with love, joy, heartbreak, laughter, anger, dismay, confusion, resignation, and despair... that watching this stuff... is your life.
48:32 I think in the first film they tried to make the Licker the equivalent of G Virus mutated William Birkin from the 2nd game since it looks like a G-Virus monster when it mutates after killing Spence. And they fight it on a train like William's final form in both Claire and Leon's B scenarios.
An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argintine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakh, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Montenegrin, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scot, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovak, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Vanticanien, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub... The doorman stops them and says “Sorry I can’t let you in without a Thai.” ... Thank you.
^.-.^ Given just how Boulder Punchy and Underground Speedy trains being chased by fireball lava surfing monsters, I gotta say, these movies are *pretty faithful* to the craziness of the games.
9:14 No, see, we know from Batwoman that elevator falls from very high floors are easily survivable, so the Red Queen stopped the elevator at a lower floor before dropping it, so the people would actually die, and not just crawl out later.
Yeah I was always pissed the leader dude died. And yeah the franchise only goes downhill from here but I remember as a kid being totally psyched for a sequel after this one's ending scene
Rags: "And Batwoman has a second season." Well, we have a time reference for when this RE commentary was done. And at this point, Batwoman may have as many seasons if not more than there are Scorpion King movies.
I feel compelled to mention every time I see Mila that while I was doing vfx for final chapter we had to isolate and tweak the profile of her nose because the director and her felt sensitive about how big it looks in certain shots.
Well at least part two is the second best. Hell, I think each one gets progressively worse in every possible way. By seven you have to be wondering how Anderson gets work outside of parodies. The kind where they tell him they want an honest reboot/sequel, but secretly know they are going to market it as a joke.
@@theredbanana6265 Yes there is also a list that shows the release date of every RE EFAP for the Spookyween month Edit: 10:57 timestamp in the trailer.
For the few people who care: 33:56 is Fist Fuck from Nine Inch Nails' Fixed EP Fixed is a remix EP of NIN's Broken EP, with Wish as the original song. Much like the naming of Iceland and Greenland, how the albums sound is completely reversed, with Fixed having sections that sound like broken records. I would suggest listening to Broken first, taking a break, then listening to Fixed. I would NOT suggest starting with Fixed, or having any of the songs show up in a movie without Broken as context.
@MooLer this reminds me of a RLM joke. Mike Stoklasa - *Underworld Blood Wars* : this is the 5th or maybe 6th movie in the ongoing Underworld saga, a series that exists solely to keep the producer's wife employed. in this exciting new entry into the series, Kate Beckinsale wears black leather and kicks a bunch of people.....Again! brought to you by the good people at Sony. Jay Bahman - *Resident Evil: The Final Chapter* : this is the 5th or maybe 6th movie in the ongoing Resident Evil saga, a series that exists solely to keep the director's wife employed. in this exciting new entry into the series, Mila Jovovich wears black leather and kicks a bunch of people.....Again! brought to you by the good people at Sony. *ENDLESS TRASH!!!*
32:35 Ok, so. I'm very aware how shit this movie is, but this is still a great example of why practical effects are so valuable. The dogs in something like 'Cruella' already look shit because of how unnaturally they move, but the dogs in this movie from almost 20 years ago still look good and all they have is some zombie makeup and some training. No idea what brought this thought on. Still pretty funny to think about
Jason Isaacs was going to turn out to be William Birkin, but his obligations to Lucius Malfoy kept him from returning. So, for some reason, they recast with Iian Glen and didn’t keep William Birkin, a canon character, instead choosing Dr. Isaacs for an actor reference.
If you think about it, Paul W. S. Anderson got paid large sums of money to write Resident Evil fanfictions with his Original-character-do-not-steal waifu that he also gets to bang. The man's living the dream.
Life is crazy..
Lucky bastard.
Just like Star Wars.......
He tried to do the same with Monster Hunter and, despite the movie not being worse than the RE movies, didn't resonate with audiences.
Maybe part of the reason is that Mila is 45 already and she's getting close to hitting the wall :)
@@makaron9363 Part of the reason could also be because of the monsters themselves. Monster hunter ecology and behavioral patterns is usually consistent through the games, so I could imagine fans getting annoyed at the monsters acting inconsistent from their game counterparts.
This is only a guess, though, since there's no way I'm watching a Paul Anderson monster hunter movie.
I never don't get amused by the "What'd you bring me?" at the end of these. Haha.
Lemme point out something weird: by putting effects on the dog, this film just went above and beyond than what Cruella did.
Why did you have to remind me that Cruella exists?
@@JewishFrog So I don't have to suffer alone.
Man, Cruella certainly was a movie
Resident Evil put more effort in to their film than Cruella. What a bar
@@A_Simple_SlugThe bar is in hell, and Cruella still managed to cgi a dog to drag it by it's natural black and white hair under said bar.
Every time I see that laser scene it reminds me that I need to watch Cube (1997) again (fairly certain Pauly ripped it off from there), I remember that movie being great, but it's been too long.
A while back I rewatched all the Cube movies. I thought the first one was good, the second one had some interesting ideas but the characters are kind of goofy and the plot doesn't make much sense, and the third was kind of meh. I think part of the reason I don't like the third one that much is because it kind of ruins the mystery and intrigue of the original with a generic dystopian setting, and the end of the second one seemed to set up some intrigue of who was behind everything and what they were intending to do, but instead of following that up, the 3rd movie is a prequel, so what their greater plan was if there was one will never be answered. So I think the first Cube movie is best on its own.
The 1st Cube movie is godly. Still can't believe such a minimal budget film managed to execute the premise so well.
@@SoWhosGae I love that the premise is so compelling, yet it's really just a character study about how different people from different backgrounds would react to a situation and break down. Didn't care for the ending so much, but I was riveted throughout.
Only watched the first Cube, concept was amazing, but the acting was mediocre to terrible, unfortunately. Also - that film for me is forever ruined because of the deleted scene where it was revealed, you ready? - the aliens were behind the entire thing. Yes, the aliens.
"This film expresses the erroneous worldview towards the meta-wrongness often attributed to disestablishmentarism as applied to figments of expressions of idealistic piques of rage contained in imperialist fobbings."
~ Movie Bob's Sweaty Crevice
I'm just over here hyped to see EFAP Movies: Hercules
I hope they watch that eventual Disney remake of Hercules, the original 1997 one, and then also the two live action Hercules that both came out 2014.
The Dwayne version?
@@jandcstopmotion7774 Or even better, the one with Scott Adkins - it is glorious schlock ^^
"Have you come to bring the wrath of Zeus upon me, boy?"
Bilbonious Bag'O'Donuts I'ma call u BilBags
@@ProjectRedfoot I'll take it. I needed a short version lol
Not twice the movie's length, The horror the horror. Glorious as always.
I wonder if all of them at the end will be shorter or longer then all the films??
The "She did it before remembered how to do it" is actually accurate to real life Amnesia
You do not lose/forget you're skills, just how, when and that you learned them
That's true! Muscle memory is technically in a different place then "normal" memory. I think that's why I think
Yeah oddly enough I think The Maze Runner explained it pretty well. It was something along the lines of: You would remember how to ride a bike, just not who taught you, where they taught you or when
@@cube_incinerator426 General knowledge is stored in a different place then "normal" memory i.e. Knowing wat a boat is or how is works or specific famous boats like the Titanic but not if you ever even seen one yourself
And I'm sure that Anderson did copious amounts of research, in order to stay true to the experiences of real life amnesiacs - it certainly wasn't lazy writing.....
@@arsenelupin9697 it's probably realistic amnesia because of pure coincidence, but it was realistic...ish
his voice is cool ..Rags "He was like as if Keith David was a pokemon this is what would be the evolution before him."......brilliant
Obvious choice would be Lucario
Less obvious would be........Kelfkei
@@TheKpa11 I was suggesting it to be a gargoyle, but I guess that works too.
Resident Evil: "The dead walk"
Star Wars: "The dead speak"
America: "The dead vote"
You deserve a medal for that joke 🤣
@@ihvojd 4 time medal of honor recipient
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Oh man the next installments will be just as good as Rich Evans' endless laugh version.
Amazing editing Lil Potato !
And as usual, our God Tier Cast ❤ Great to see M again, and Theo too!
"This film expresses the erroneous worldview towards the meta-wrongness often attributed to disestablishmentarism as applied to figments of expressions of idealistic piques of rage contained in imperialist fobbings."
~ Movie Bob's Sweaty Crevice
Please tell me this is a legit Moviebob quote.
@@19Ledor It's a bit more like two quotes merged together.
Ah, I was hoping he watched this movie and that was his conclusion.
"Deep Blue Sea is a movie we need to see!"
*shows* *clip*
Me: WHAT!? 🤣
Deep Blue Sea is one of the best shlock movies I've ever seen. It's a big budget shitty shark movie.
Sees clip.
LOL!!
That shark was psychic, obviously. That's how it knew to head up where the guy was going to land, and breach the surface just as he's falling. Sharks are truly magical creatures...
@@Tiyev
Makes sense in the EFAP universe.
Sharks just got scarier.
@@PhillipOnTakos After the Speech scene i imagine it will be just be 10 minutes of mauler and the gang laughing.
When I think of Paul W.S. Anderson, I can’t help but think of the similarly named Paul Thomas Anderson and Wes Anderson, two actual film directors.
Let's add Joseph Anderson, because SOMA is not a horror game.
I always mix up Paul W.S. Anderson with Paul Watson lol.
Fucking same
@@mantha6912 To be fair to Paul W.S.Anderson, he doesn’t look like he’s one flight of stairs away from a massive coronary.
I'd love to see a Resident Evil movie from Wes Anderson.
Oh hey, thanks Lil Poteto, EFAP editing crew growing in size with another talented addition.
That very end outro... "whatcha bring me", beautiful.
41:37 YES! I was calling him Discount Kevin Bacon throughout this video. Rags just gets me.
Let’s also keep in mind that this is the *best* that this movie series has to offer, folks. 🥴
Hahahaha yeh, I remember being fairly happy with it when it came out.
Then......well.....it turned into........something different entirely.
Tis to be a glorious month of programming my good man!! 😉
To be fair, do you know any good movie adaptations of games?
@@Сайтамен adapting between visual media is a cursed idea from the get-go
What you talkin' 'bout King Eddy we all know the Resident Evil Series is the definition of cinema
There are some fun individual characters we only get in later films, but yeah, the descent into incredulity will be fun to watch over the course of the month.
And it goes downhill from here...
Just wait until we get to the clone saga of Alice in Retcon City!
Oh yeah, I forgot her name was Alice. Kinda funny considering Batwoman's later involvement in the series
low FPS flashback included as per usual.
Metal laughing at Rag's "Arachno-Mensch" was too good, so pure
If that was a server room it makes perfect sense that the grate only covered a couple inches cause they are only there to keep wiring off the floor.
I've always liked the music theme made for this movie by Marylin Manson.
55:20 a gaffer is the person responsible for carrying and setting up the lights on set. Sometimes the "lighting coordinator" person is also referred to as gaffer
Okay already in the beginning of the movie and it's awful, why does the room with literal biohazards have ventilation that lead TO THE REST OF THE BUILDING
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Probably because underground you need ventilation into every room, and the rooms like that can (and usually are when the biohazard are removed from containment) be isolated temporarily like how the other room got shown to be isolated. When it was filling with water. To being absolutely full.
I dunno why but I've always enjoyed this movie series... Subjectively.
I've been waiting for this for months. I'm so ready.
They added this context in during Apocalypse, so I can't say for certain it was in mind when they did the ending here, but she's not tied down to the table because she's being released intentionally as "Project: Alice". That was the idea they added later anyway. Doesn't account for her door being locked, or the fact that she should've been surrounded by a horde of zombies when she walked onto that street, thereby never having the chance to equip herself and perform their "Experiment" with a big fat ? at the end of it.
Also it's funny you reacted with "Ew!" to Mr. Blue's arm moving at the end. The first shot when you realize it's moving, he's doing that himself to save on the effects budget. The CG stuff doesn't start until the second shot of his arm. There's a lot of stuff like that to appreciate in this movie on a re-watch; like the fire axe zombie ACTUALLY dislocating his foot to walk with it broken, and the zombie on fire crawling up to Mr. Blue actually being a stuntman on fire, and Blue with no protection from it. Fun stuff like that doesn't come up in the sequels, so they gradually lose all charm, except FC. That one had the best fight sequences of the series, and the story went full bogus as if it KNEW how ridiculous it was, which made it comical as well as eye candy.
I'm sad that Rag's best pun, "TUBULAR!" was massively underappreciated.
I don't know you.
We will probably never meet.
And yet, I am deeply disappointed in you.
Thanks for the start of a great EFAP Movies arc on my birthday you massive's
Happy Birthday!
Happy happy borthday.
26:25
That’s kind of a neat line, I hope it doesn’t get exploited to HELL by the later movies or anything…
I can't wait for their reaction to the end of Afterlife.
Afterlife is hilarious
RLM would agree.
Borderline experimental
"This is borderline experimental!" - Jay Bauman
Once again, the editing in these EFAP Movies is top notch. Thank you Lil Potato.
Whenever I'm having a bad day listening to these guys always brings a smile to my face hehehe
"Nuggieees..."
Zombified Hasan
"..."
Still empty chair
Hasan becomes a zombie, his audience doesn't even notice and continues to tune in to his streams. "What do you mean he's a zombie? Look at him, he's wandering around in the background moaning utter nonsense while his camera films an empty chair. It's just like every other stream."
If Hassan became a zombie, nothing would change.
@@JewishFrog
Kinda my point, yeah. 😜
@@amanibob1416 In fact, it could accidentally become more interesting.
@@JewishFrog
I mean, it's possible, but he says such derpy stuff, I doubt being half-mute would improve this gold mine for tismic quotes. To be seen...
I said it for the trailer and i'll say it again, Editing is brilliant :)
Ah yes the best one, and it's still very dumb. But fun!
This series is the perfect example of a guilty pleasure, I can't wait for more.
I only like the sequel cause it's Racoon City. Even then its a piss poor Racoon City despite the fact RC keeps getting bigger with every game.
As one of my all-time favourite guilty pleasures, I can't wait for them to cover Extinction. It's terrible and I love it.
Agreed
Idk why but even as a RE fan I just love the series, it's bad but fun!
The Resident Evil franchise is one of the best worst series ever made.
I think its a great time capsule of all the tropes amd clichés of this style of movie.
ADHD editing, cameraman is jumping rope in action scenes. I can imagine the director in the editing bay...
Editor: But that opening scene is too impersonal to be so long. People will hey bored.
Director: Don't worry, just cut to my baby, Mila, waking up naked in the bathtub.
Editor: That's you main character's intro?
Director: Yeah... Well, she put on clothes after a shower. Don't worry.
Editor: Sir, she's just walking around now. Scene's too long.
Director: Throw some flashback montage, cut in some stock sounds and stock footage in between her walking around.
Editor: But, sir...
Director: And then, BOOM, action scene Numero Uno. And the cool mansion is actually in a train station that rides to a lab. Look at the sets, man!
Editor: Yes, I know. You've wasted all our budget on sets. We can't do any SFX and VFX now!
Director: Stick to slow-mo and gore stop complaining.
Editor: I don't think we have the budget for gore. And what about the censors? Is this and R-rated movie?
Director: Alright, drape some graphics on some of the puppets and dogs!
Editor: It still looks bad. Why do we have to show this for so long?
Director: Okay, cut it short, straight to Mila. Look at that kick. Off the wall! I want all that in slow-mo. Never mind the upskirt, she's wearing underwear, its fine. Sexy!"
Editor: This sewer level is wayy to long.
Director: Just wait! Look, they all get wet here. And...there! Some cleavage! No one's bored! Come on! People are still watching!
Editor: We have no budget. And this movie has no ending!
Director: Wait, wait, I shot another action scene like Action Scene 1. It'll be a nice book-end.
Editor: Book-end? That's anti-climactic!
Director: No, wait, cut to Mila waking up naked again! This time its a lab room. See? Trust me, people are still watching!
What a great way to kick off spooktober.
It’s funny to think that after this film, it’s all downhill from here.
Its started from the bottom and it kept going.
I could listen to Theo not say anything for hours and hours
Every time I watch back through something I was in I am surprised by how deadpan I sound lmao
Try a shot of adrenaline before recording on EFAP, maybe you'll be a little more animated.
that what philosophy and being discord mod does to you
i cannot express in words how happy this makes me
I love how metal is basically just a permanent host at this point
The edits on these EFAP movies is so much fun. Thank you to all involved!
Rags’ icon sells the whole thing
I still remember when I saw the fourth one. When this movies went from bad to worst. I remember thinking "Two hours of my life I want to get back"
26:06 I'm using headphones and became aware of the heartbeat noise here. Thought I'd had waaay too much coffee.
This is going to be epic. Filled with love, joy, heartbreak, laughter, anger, dismay, confusion, resignation, and despair... that watching this stuff... is your life.
In that order.
I am excited for the rest of these.
48:32 I think in the first film they tried to make the Licker the equivalent of G Virus mutated William Birkin from the 2nd game since it looks like a G-Virus monster when it mutates after killing Spence. And they fight it on a train like William's final form in both Claire and Leon's B scenarios.
been extremely excited for this
The algorithm thinks I watched this 40x because I keep falling asleep and hitting replay lol
Sexellent.
Those movies are pretty much my guilty pleasure. Looking foward to seeing the boyz rip it apart. :D
30:23 No Rags, I promise you this is canon to the game! You just don’t understand the inner meta genius of Resident Evil!
An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argintine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakh, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Montenegrin, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scot, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovak, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Vanticanien, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub...
The doorman stops them and says “Sorry I can’t let you in without a Thai.” ... Thank you.
Worth it.
Totally worth it.
This is an absolute triumph!
the first resident evil movie
to quote Dr. Weird "IT BEGINS"
And so it begins. The sexology of resident evil films (and I have now lived long enough to unironically use the word sexology in it's context)
Rags with the classic sum 41 reference at the end 👌
The pistol at about the 27 minute mark looked like an old S&W 659. Very Retro.
The dude who gets cubed by the lasers is clearly discount Tony Todd (the Candyman, himself).
"Oh no it's big... pharma."
He aint wrong though.
So, you went insane covering Snyder... The solution for insanity is pure madness
^.-.^ Given just how Boulder Punchy and Underground Speedy trains being chased by fireball lava surfing monsters, I gotta say, these movies are *pretty faithful* to the craziness of the games.
More like these movies influenced the games’ writings
@@TheKpa11 one half of some, six twelfths of the other.. ^.-.^
9:14
No, see, we know from Batwoman that elevator falls from very high floors are easily survivable, so the Red Queen stopped the elevator at a lower floor before dropping it, so the people would actually die, and not just crawl out later.
I can’t get over them all buzzing and low energy screaming around the dropped wedding rings
Thanks a lot I’ve been watching these all night...started with 6, then went to 3, 4, 5, 1, and about to watch 2.
Portal franchise and Resident Evil Movies are clearly linked, Both have Companion Cubes.
Yeah I was always pissed the leader dude died. And yeah the franchise only goes downhill from here but I remember as a kid being totally psyched for a sequel after this one's ending scene
Rags: "And Batwoman has a second season."
Well, we have a time reference for when this RE commentary was done.
And at this point, Batwoman may have as many seasons if not more than there are Scorpion King movies.
Fekin'ell EFAP, why is this episode so short? Not even an hour?
We really do live in a society...
I've been waiting for this.
But how did it make you... feel?
Violated.
I have been looking forward to this!
I feel compelled to mention every time I see Mila that while I was doing vfx for final chapter we had to isolate and tweak the profile of her nose because the director and her felt sensitive about how big it looks in certain shots.
Well at least part two is the second best. Hell, I think each one gets progressively worse in every possible way. By seven you have to be wondering how Anderson gets work outside of parodies. The kind where they tell him they want an honest reboot/sequel, but secretly know they are going to market it as a joke.
Some strong edits Lil Poteto
Great job, Lil Poteto.
"It was entertaining but terrible"
YES! That's the perfect way to describe all 7 movies.
Great edits again. Love it.
Ya know, before this movie came out, the phrase "Strong Black Guy cubed" would have been a sassy hip-hop joke relating to math.
The first two movies are kind of okay. The movies after that are so bad they’re good
I liked the third one over the second one, mostly because the second one is 99% night shots.
And so it begins.
Here I am, looking at a black screen, wondering why I was under the impression I was about to watch all of the residen evil movies in a row...
Did you not watch the trailer?
@@yetanotherspuart3993 the trailer had scenes from every movie. Thought this was gonna be the longest efap movies ever
@@theredbanana6265
Yes there is also a list that shows the release date of every RE EFAP for the Spookyween month
Edit: 10:57 timestamp in the trailer.
@@yetanotherspuart3993 lol where??? The timestamp takes me to milia in the shower
Edit: I'm an idiot, I'm still looking at this vid
@@theredbanana6265
Don't know how to link with a timestamp attached.
But it is there.
OMG. The Red Child is 100% Gretta Thunberg. lol.
"They never would have ran out of gas in the 1940s."
--Metal
This plot is better than Amnesia: Rebirth. I can believe it.
What’s the plot about? Because I’m considered buying it.
@@ihvojd I think MauLer would say: "buy Amnesia :The Dark Descent but don't touch Amnesia :Rebirth
For the few people who care: 33:56 is Fist Fuck from Nine Inch Nails' Fixed EP
Fixed is a remix EP of NIN's Broken EP, with Wish as the original song.
Much like the naming of Iceland and Greenland, how the albums sound is completely reversed, with Fixed having sections that sound like broken records.
I would suggest listening to Broken first, taking a break, then listening to Fixed. I would NOT suggest starting with Fixed, or having any of the songs show up in a movie without Broken as context.
This is the album recommendation I didn't know I needed
Very good recommendation, I love Broken / Fixed by NIN - good spot!
and so it begins
EFAPping to Milla Jovovich.
The film was shot in Berlin/Germany. I was working on that movie doing set design. Don't sue me.
The cutest potato brought us a new saga.
"Who am I again? I forgot..."
-Somebody with dementia
16:58 Good eye Rags, I noticed and was irked by that same detail.
@MooLer this reminds me of a RLM joke.
Mike Stoklasa - *Underworld Blood Wars* : this is the 5th or maybe 6th movie in the ongoing Underworld saga, a series that exists solely to keep the producer's wife employed. in this exciting new entry into the series, Kate Beckinsale wears black leather and kicks a bunch of people.....Again!
brought to you by the good people at Sony.
Jay Bahman - *Resident Evil: The Final Chapter* : this is the 5th or maybe 6th movie in the ongoing Resident Evil saga, a series that exists solely to keep the director's wife employed. in this exciting new entry into the series, Mila Jovovich wears black leather and kicks a bunch of people.....Again!
brought to you by the good people at Sony.
*ENDLESS TRASH!!!*
32:35 Ok, so. I'm very aware how shit this movie is, but this is still a great example of why practical effects are so valuable. The dogs in something like 'Cruella' already look shit because of how unnaturally they move, but the dogs in this movie from almost 20 years ago still look good and all they have is some zombie makeup and some training.
No idea what brought this thought on. Still pretty funny to think about
Jason Isaacs was going to turn out to be William Birkin, but his obligations to Lucius Malfoy kept him from returning. So, for some reason, they recast with Iian Glen and didn’t keep William Birkin, a canon character, instead choosing Dr. Isaacs for an actor reference.
Still waiting on that Monster Hunter movie EFAP movies. That movie made me upset
I’m surprised Rags or someone didn’t make a Wuhan lab joke at the opening scene.