For 30 Years, He Slams His "Iron" Head To Be Unbreakable & It Can Destroy Anything

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  • Iron Head is a man in his sixties known for having an extremely strong iron-like skull
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  • @monsoon1234567890
    @monsoon1234567890 ปีที่แล้ว +4895

    Imagine you apply for the Justice League and you tell them you're the Iron Crotch

    • @barryallen2240
      @barryallen2240 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      It's so silly

    • @thegiftedfire3470
      @thegiftedfire3470 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      Then Wonder Woman asks you that she wants to test it.

    • @keithharrissuwignjo2460
      @keithharrissuwignjo2460 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      @@thegiftedfire3470 I remember a justice league parody where wonder woman says that dc stands for d*** crusher

    • @ap-pl
      @ap-pl ปีที่แล้ว +26

      lol, why not avengers too?

    • @mexicanmosquito6362
      @mexicanmosquito6362 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😳😳

  • @breadman5638
    @breadman5638 ปีที่แล้ว +1277

    You gotta hand it to this guy. My man tried so hard to keep a straight voice while talking about iron crotch but he couldn't help but lapse during 0:20.

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Lmao yeah I didnt last long on that front. Too ridiculous.

    • @bankshot4192
      @bankshot4192 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      3:13 he lets out a little chuckle as well lol

    • @psychojetabuser
      @psychojetabuser ปีที่แล้ว

      So what happens if that kid tries to do the thing

    • @Daniel_pjw
      @Daniel_pjw ปีที่แล้ว

      @@psychojetabuser Iron Rod technique: Smashhh

  • @CarassiusAu
    @CarassiusAu ปีที่แล้ว +305

    4:02 “What if Iron Crotch gets mad and starts punching himself in the d***”
    This man never fails with his joke

  • @DeNireosExoticFlowerClub
    @DeNireosExoticFlowerClub ปีที่แล้ว +1242

    "Debt punches harder than a brick." Correct. You are correct good sir

  • @quaktoons331
    @quaktoons331 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    There's a lot of these movies where some martial arts master trains only a part of their body to become nearly invincible.
    Maybe if they train every part of their body then they can truly become invincible

    • @teole6364
      @teole6364 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      If you train every parts, the. You just average. Training take time

    • @hnstike8142
      @hnstike8142 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@teole6364 they become indians so they can respawn have multiple life to train xd

    • @intruder9127
      @intruder9127 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hnstike8142 LMAO

    • @assfuckerthejointpounder5834
      @assfuckerthejointpounder5834 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well why do you think the only train one part. How will you have the time to train more than one part of your body like this, maybe if you live particularly long you can make two of your body parts do this.

    • @assfuckerthejointpounder5834
      @assfuckerthejointpounder5834 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @intruder now that's a good movie concept, being able to keep the training that you did in a previous life when you transition to the next. If anyone happens to make a movie after this and it starts production at a particularly sus time, maybe you could sue them and get a good chunk of money.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache ปีที่แล้ว +325

    He’s taking the term “hard headed” to a different level

  • @reveral9880
    @reveral9880 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "Nothing beats an Iron bank account" - Best quote

  • @05-REDACTED
    @05-REDACTED ปีที่แล้ว +130

    That Iron Onlyfans joke had me laughing for a good few minutes

  • @bomptons1132
    @bomptons1132 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    9:00 "They will call her iron onlyfans" had me dyinggggg lmfao

  • @jonathandourado4801
    @jonathandourado4801 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    Let’s all appreciate that mystery recapped helps us know what happened in movies when we don’t have money to watch the movies he is the best person at making recaps please keep up the hood work!

    • @Pravvvvv
      @Pravvvvv ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You don't need money to watch movies

    • @cinemarecapped1203
      @cinemarecapped1203 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Pravvvvv yes

    • @GhostK902
      @GhostK902 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *good, your welcome🤗

    • @BlissfuIBalance
      @BlissfuIBalance ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Pravvvvv Thats a dam lie

    • @Dimapur
      @Dimapur ปีที่แล้ว +22

      As long as you've internet you don't need money to watch movies. These recaps are fun to watch because we don't need to waste hours on movies that aren't worth it.

  • @flynnmccabe1828
    @flynnmccabe1828 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "they will call her iron only fans" funniest line i have ever heard

  • @fakeaccount4301
    @fakeaccount4301 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Imagine that instead of being tough to break, It instead became as flexible and easy to pop like a balloon

    • @mrartdeco
      @mrartdeco ปีที่แล้ว

      It is called the GOMU GOMU NO MI

  • @trampledbygeese
    @trampledbygeese ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Watch out and take" care is what attracted me to this channel and keeps me coming back. I miss it.

  • @etherospike3936
    @etherospike3936 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Imagine this movie turned into a franchise, and Iron crotch having his own movie !

  • @LostInSpace._.
    @LostInSpace._. ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “-Debt punches harder, than a brick.” Now that, hits hard.

  • @mortalengine2934
    @mortalengine2934 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Wait, he has a daughter and a grandson... that means at one point in his life he was fulfilled imo

  • @danklin8648
    @danklin8648 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    So, I'm guessing this guy probably just had such a bad concussion that after he hit his head a second time it put him in a straight up coma, to the point where he just dreamt this or died, because I'm no doctor but I imagine hitting your head on a piece of iron repeatedly would probably cause internal bleeding in your head after a while lol

    • @superpro735
      @superpro735 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah its tbh a pretty common technic i mean maybe not for the head in general but there it works too that you harden your skin and bones and can easily break stones etc. without taking damage by your self but normally of course is mostly done with the hands and feets also kwon as iron fist thats why he is iron head^^

    • @premiumboss2673
      @premiumboss2673 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@superpro735 you can strengthen muscles, but how would you harden your bones? if u overstrain bone, it breaks eventually

    • @danklin8648
      @danklin8648 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@superpro735 oh right, I forgot like pokemon I can use harden and make my def go up so when I punch a wall it doesn't do anything. Thanks for the advice lolol

    • @CrimsonQueso
      @CrimsonQueso ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh yeah, that's not scientifically accurate, but iron crotch totally makes sense lmao

    • @Serfdomftw
      @Serfdomftw ปีที่แล้ว

      @@superpro735 Yeh bro, 40,000 PSI steel sure is weaker than 1700PSI bone. What a laugh.
      Sure, people can break metal over their heads like you can with twigs, but that's not industrial steel, its likely very low quality steel (if steel at all), made to be brittle and specifically for the purpose of such demonostrations.

  • @captain_commenter8796
    @captain_commenter8796 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Bro took the term *“use your head”* way to seriously

  • @Akapulko
    @Akapulko ปีที่แล้ว +17

    5 months later: "For 30 Years, He Slips On Banana Peels To Prevent Himself From Ever Slipping Again"

  • @Nick99233
    @Nick99233 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for uploading mystery recapped

  • @ramonnunez3746
    @ramonnunez3746 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    Let’s all appreciate that he spends hours editing and making videos to entertain us with his good videos

    • @davidhawkins3031
      @davidhawkins3031 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John 3:16 “for God so loved the world he sacrificed his one and only son” put your faith in God!!

    • @zyzzenjoyer7825
      @zyzzenjoyer7825 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you a kid? You realise that there’s teams of editors?

    • @ramonnunez3746
      @ramonnunez3746 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude zyzz I just like his content s calm down smh

    • @zyzzenjoyer7825
      @zyzzenjoyer7825 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ramonnunez3746 and?

    • @floof6896
      @floof6896 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lets all appreciate that this type of comment is repeated everywhere without researching that its a team, not an individual doing everything

  • @rusoli1047
    @rusoli1047 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This man watches movies, posts it on youtube AND MAKES MONEY! That must be the best job ever

  • @tommasomaruffi1306
    @tommasomaruffi1306 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    What's up with all of these Chinese-Japanese movies where people endure the most excruciating medieval torture so they can lift cars

  • @ithoughtso.7016
    @ithoughtso.7016 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    For 2 years, man who doesnt feel pain smashes his head against hard objects, goes into a coma for 30 years and now thinks his head is unbreakable

  • @dodo2829
    @dodo2829 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This made me burst out laughing 🤣 4:03

  • @amcfrancisco
    @amcfrancisco ปีที่แล้ว +25

    i can imagine his grandson having all of those skills

    • @DrandelSheep
      @DrandelSheep 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ...and that's how Iron Man was born.

  • @Nick99233
    @Nick99233 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WE LOVE you mystery recapped

  • @JimmyDaola-eu9vb
    @JimmyDaola-eu9vb ปีที่แล้ว

    This is why i love this channel

  • @Xavierpng
    @Xavierpng ปีที่แล้ว +85

    ''For 30 Years, He eats bicycles and motorcycles to be stronger & he can eat everything' is becoming a trend

    • @randomtunes1822
      @randomtunes1822 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Funny thing is there's same exact comment right above yours but it was uploaded an hour before yours

    • @Osmanthus_wine.1
      @Osmanthus_wine.1 ปีที่แล้ว

      How and why are you here too?

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      @jipiasasin7285 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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    • @RichBatangKalye
      @RichBatangKalye ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Osmanthus_wine.1 it’s a bot

    • @Osmanthus_wine.1
      @Osmanthus_wine.1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RichBatangKalye Yeah, I noticed

  • @shadowronin8068
    @shadowronin8068 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Bob lee swagger said there are 3 ways a bullet can kill, Extremeties: 10-20 min before bleed out, second one: anywhere in the tens centre chest, and a headshot instant kill before the person knows what happened, well now there’s 4

  • @itsrinny6550
    @itsrinny6550 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you so much it was very helpful

  • @benjaminbadrakh1644
    @benjaminbadrakh1644 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the humor in your videos

  • @minecraftboy2996
    @minecraftboy2996 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Iron onlyfuns” Hilarious

  • @danielpark7172
    @danielpark7172 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "iron only fans" amazing 10/10

  • @waid07
    @waid07 ปีที่แล้ว

    Idk how I got here I was do intrigued at 5am in the morning on a school day new subscriber for sure great content

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    @leonbollen279 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love mystery recapped

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    @vegasthornton846 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Its always a good day when mystery recapped posts a video

  • @lexibenjamin18
    @lexibenjamin18 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:04 lmao bro how do come up with these lines everyday you are amazing thank you I was having a bad day so it means a lot to me

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks Lexi I'm glad I made you laugh! That's what it's all about 🙂

    • @lexibenjamin18
      @lexibenjamin18 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DeepDarkBoys I don't get it is this the narrator because he is the one that made the joke

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lexibenjamin18 Yes, I am the narrator 😅

    • @lexibenjamin18
      @lexibenjamin18 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DeepDarkBoys if you really are Adam I think that's the name then I just wanna thank you for recapping squid game

    • @lexibenjamin18
      @lexibenjamin18 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DeepDarkBoys I'm sorry I looked at your channel you really are Adam omg you're the best recapped Adam I'm freaking out right now

  • @Hidfuskno
    @Hidfuskno ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm glad mystery recapped is an actual person and not tts

  • @Staeve64
    @Staeve64 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:11 I’m so happy this is a movie, I felt so bad for iron head near this part.

  • @zzlouisz
    @zzlouisz ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i was waiting for 30 minutes for a new video, I was becoming hopeless until a miracle happened1!!!

  • @bujin5455
    @bujin5455 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Nothing beats an iron bank account!

  • @viper6902
    @viper6902 ปีที่แล้ว

    I heard the TH-camr giggle saying that in the beginning lol keep it up

  • @KelsiKouture
    @KelsiKouture ปีที่แล้ว

    THANK YOU 😊

  • @Bruh_yolo
    @Bruh_yolo ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:20 so funny I swear 😂🥺

  • @tozomeitei4161
    @tozomeitei4161 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The master trained them since they were young but when they get old the master looks younger then them...

  • @hakemz.
    @hakemz. ปีที่แล้ว

    0:19, Lol I can feel the laugh.

  • @dantehall1741
    @dantehall1741 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice video mate and I am a big fan

    • @Pravvvvv
      @Pravvvvv ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeez watch it first 💀

  • @ktorre416
    @ktorre416 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn, his head is so "irony" his hair is about to be iron

  • @Incepter.
    @Incepter. ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is a movie where you can prove that you can change

  • @olive1245
    @olive1245 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice one😁

  • @ricksnanchez
    @ricksnanchez 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    9:00 dude im sobbing at this 😭😭

  • @louieyin5723
    @louieyin5723 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fun fact: the filming crew of this movie is actually a comedy youtube group in chinese.
    They still upload till this day and they are quite funny if u can understand chinese of course
    (Subtitles is an option) here is their name 陈翔六点半。

  • @doctordeath2551
    @doctordeath2551 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    just imagine how many girls iron crotch was destroying in his prime. They all probably were in wheelchairs.

  • @sumits1384
    @sumits1384 ปีที่แล้ว

    The videos' are getting more interesting day by day.

  • @idk.1288
    @idk.1288 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:01, " give his head a chance" 💀

  • @gaming_forever5576
    @gaming_forever5576 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "he begs to give his head a chance *inserts head in door*" LMAO

  • @Imnotthisnerd
    @Imnotthisnerd ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I prefer watching recaps over the movie itself

  • @rexi5385
    @rexi5385 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:06 There he is 'Iron Balls"

  • @sorryiamsalty
    @sorryiamsalty ปีที่แล้ว

    Good vid

  • @SharpDesign
    @SharpDesign ปีที่แล้ว +3

    his brother name says it all.

  • @prime_hq
    @prime_hq ปีที่แล้ว +3

    👩"Wow~ it's rock hard~"
    👨"Bitch please... IRON hard."

  • @sashaironfist5550
    @sashaironfist5550 ปีที่แล้ว

    his voice is soo smooth, props to his mic

  • @profilercms
    @profilercms 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is hysterical.

  • @mystica0
    @mystica0 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    im now training like iron head, i broke a window at school few days ago

  • @couchpotato2552
    @couchpotato2552 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    lets all appreciate the time and effort people put in to making "lets all appreciate" bots.

  • @blendingsentinel4797
    @blendingsentinel4797 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:01 yeah, it do be like that

  • @prestiged2
    @prestiged2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Imagine your fighting someone and then when you kick their crotch, they are still standing.... oh my god

    • @humanperson9443
      @humanperson9443 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kicking then in the balls and your leg hurts

  • @flipnasty2296
    @flipnasty2296 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wait... so the son-in-law cop thought that the debt collector was giving ironhead money so he gave the money back to the debt collector? That doesn't make any sense

  • @arkarbhonepyae2928ll
    @arkarbhonepyae2928ll ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Greate video btw 20 seds ago

  • @ben-hamembocarie6128
    @ben-hamembocarie6128 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I could hear him laugh when he talked about "Iron Crotch" 😭😭.

  • @note5068
    @note5068 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    _"Iron crotch"_
    The most deadliest

    • @Shrek_Has_Covid19
      @Shrek_Has_Covid19 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      worse than giant crotch 😳

    • @Shaddy_6
      @Shaddy_6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Killed five women

  • @simran6521
    @simran6521 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This reminds me of the quote -
    If you are good at something don't do it for free . Lol

  • @gioslk
    @gioslk ปีที่แล้ว

    ello i like ur vids

  • @Geology051
    @Geology051 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey this was pretty interesting. I think I’ll consider watching this

  • @LynxMaldives
    @LynxMaldives ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Tanjiro:finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

  • @Ikaerya
    @Ikaerya ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagine if iron crotch's ability suddenly stops working and then he hits himself with a brick to the crotch. Ouch...

  • @maxwellquipey1
    @maxwellquipey1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:25 Damn, that's a first timer.

  • @huh7840
    @huh7840 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love the little laughter you had describing crotch

  • @animxtempest3771
    @animxtempest3771 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    iron crotch literally has balls of steel

    • @aguyonyt1
      @aguyonyt1 ปีที่แล้ว

      balls of iron technically

  • @Pravvvvv
    @Pravvvvv ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'll watch this Movie tomorrow because you are 30 min late and I already had my dinner

  • @ogcloudz420
    @ogcloudz420 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:01 I know this a bad joke, but talk about hard headed lmaoooooo

  • @hectomatics
    @hectomatics ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice video

  • @ghostywyd
    @ghostywyd ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Whoever's reading this, i pray that whatever you're going through gets better and whatever you're struggling with or worrying about is going to be fine and that everyone has a fantastic day! Amen

  • @Imalilfaggy
    @Imalilfaggy ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So the old people won't go to jail or get punished? They made a struggling family homeless. Wtf happened to them?

  • @manicnoob6392
    @manicnoob6392 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Rock Hard" on another level

  • @ReMeDy_TV
    @ReMeDy_TV 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    @ 0:08 LOL Oh jeez!... Okay, back to watching the recap ::resumes::

  • @dusted9298
    @dusted9298 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Justice league: what is your power and explain how you trained it
    Guy named iron crotch:My power is iron crotch if i hit someone with it has the force equivalent of getting hit by cement and how i train it I hit my crotch with wood and other hard objects like steel and another ability of my iron crotch has is when i piss its as powerful as a laser and to make my crotch even stronger i grab it and make it swing
    Justice league:THE HELL

  • @RevisitedPlant
    @RevisitedPlant ปีที่แล้ว +6

    First

    • @LilCrabbyyy
      @LilCrabbyyy ปีที่แล้ว

      First real

    • @Pravvvvv
      @Pravvvvv ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

    • @rojanfym
      @rojanfym ปีที่แล้ว

      2 min earlier than you

  • @rahulshendre7089
    @rahulshendre7089 ปีที่แล้ว

    nice one

  • @AniSwiftTVRecaps
    @AniSwiftTVRecaps ปีที่แล้ว

    These are so entertaining

  • @Spartans0134
    @Spartans0134 ปีที่แล้ว

    56k views in 3 hours, you’re good bro real good

  • @conc3412
    @conc3412 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:04 this part made me laugh so hard😂

  • @dandy6876
    @dandy6876 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who just decided to watch a recap video and now you can't stop watching them

  • @southpineshooligan
    @southpineshooligan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Iron only fans had me in stitches

  • @stpbasss3773
    @stpbasss3773 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Iron Crotch has to be the greatest superhero name ever.

  • @normal_norm
    @normal_norm ปีที่แล้ว

    Iron crouch is SOO LUCKY now he's no longer worried to get kicked

  • @svampified
    @svampified ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like these movies where like the main character trains in a unqiue way. For example, there's another movie that showcases another character that wears 60 KG boots

  • @anothergamingchannel8729
    @anothergamingchannel8729 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:14 kid be trusting into the log

  • @troysgaming529
    @troysgaming529 ปีที่แล้ว

    I still cant believe your a real person telling us about the movies and not some annoying ai