He Wears 25 Kg Iron Shoes For 8 Years, So 1 Kick Can Kill People

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  • Wu-Lin is not just a regular man from the rural village, he is also the Successor of an ancient, once powerful Chinese clan, the "Iron Feet".
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  • @chibuikeonuoha4249
    @chibuikeonuoha4249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3781

    "Wu-Ling has been watching Dragon Ball Z"😂😂😂 This man's a treasure

    • @l1k3heavengt99
      @l1k3heavengt99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I laughed at that too 😂

    • @dellsantiago8108
      @dellsantiago8108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yes me too.. out of nowhere he said that.. amazing I was like thinking..this man is thinking, what kind of movie I am recapping ahahahahha

    • @silashanslundbaek4389
      @silashanslundbaek4389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      YEAH LOL I WAS LIKE WAIT WHAT THATS MY FAV ANIMY and the only one i see AND I SAW THAT AND THEN LOOK AT YOURE CHAT idk okay i just say chat

    • @Lettucepray2
      @Lettucepray2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Someone-xq7yt
      @Someone-xq7yt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ur comment got copied by a verified comment bot named 'nub'.

  • @Iamkeys23
    @Iamkeys23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14627

    "Pulls a will smith and smacks him in the face." Chris rock is still shivering 🥶
    Edit: so many likes... thank you guys.

  • @asia_lialee
    @asia_lialee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    "The lesson of today , is that fortune tellers are full of shit " love this iconic line

  • @-7-NoName-7-
    @-7-NoName-7- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    this guy:"he has been wearing them for the past eight years in an attempt to master a technique called the one hundred eight kicks. When he takes the boots off, he will be stronger then ever...wu-lin has been watching dragon ball Z"
    me- about to cry from laughing to hard and rewinding it just to hear the dragon ball z part

  • @sluuzi
    @sluuzi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6580

    “Fortune tellers…Are full of shit.” Couldn’t have agreed more.

  • @darlyjullienne8645
    @darlyjullienne8645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7252

    not only does this guy recap movies so well, he also adds jokes which makes it even better

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Glad you like the jokes, darly!

    • @RbxRanzy13
      @RbxRanzy13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DeepDarkBoys what's "darly"

    • @temptyy_
      @temptyy_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @oceanmc
      @oceanmc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@RbxRanzy13 The person who commented (their username)

    • @ICYEDITS22
      @ICYEDITS22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Watched to much dragon ball Z lol

  • @corystewart4081
    @corystewart4081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Your added commentary is literally golden. Do you write these yourself? I dig it, truly, sir. You're doing a fantastic job

    • @manueldelgadojr9666
      @manueldelgadojr9666 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's a team of people. Read their about section.

    • @camsac
      @camsac 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's the references, they are so on point haha

  • @AnthonyHiggs-mn7lg
    @AnthonyHiggs-mn7lg หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    7:30 😂😂😂😂😂 love how you threw that in there

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3485

    “Pulls a Will Smith and slaps him”
    Too bad he never kept his cool and composure like Chris Rock did.

  • @bigfest6498
    @bigfest6498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Concise and well spoken. Instant sub 👍🏽
    Also, Wu Lin hasn't been watching DBZ...he looks more like a Rock Lee type 🤣

  • @jimbobbyrnes
    @jimbobbyrnes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    using your real voice adding jokes and correctly researching the movie makes this channel so much better than all the others

  • @YESSIR_2
    @YESSIR_2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4344

    “The moral of the story today is that fortune teller’s are full of shit”
    Clap it up for mystery recapped, ya did it again!

  • @masterreaper115
    @masterreaper115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1601

    gotta love that wearing those boots for 8 years didnt seem to cause him pain while walking, running, or kicking people/objects, but taking them off required a whole dramatic scene of pain and suffering XD

    • @zl14l41
      @zl14l41 2 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      The boots also had an ignore pain enchantment. when removed, 8 years of pain from joint, tissue, and ligament damage hit all at once.

    • @ernestkhalimov9368
      @ernestkhalimov9368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      He's a Minecraft veteran and those are Enchanted boots.

    • @kosherre6243
      @kosherre6243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@ernestkhalimov9368 *takes off featherfalling V boots*
      *Loses half his health from falling from 4 block tall structures*

    • @keithwilson9378
      @keithwilson9378 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i bet he had some toe jam funk going on he could just take off boots and smell would be a weapon

    • @kobisjeruk
      @kobisjeruk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      When you wear glasses for the first time, it felt uncomfortable at first, you might get dizzy and get a headache but it goes away as your body get used to it. Or rather your brain conditioned your body to accept it as part of you. That might not be the right metaphor. Imagine a nipple clamp...

  • @BayMacDre415
    @BayMacDre415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ROFL, 7:32.... that shit had me fucking DYING because I was thinking that basically the whole time.
    Really love your deadpan delivery of the jokes. You just earned +1 sub, so congrats for being recognized over your hard work.

  • @trekgeek6498
    @trekgeek6498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I felt the last sentence on the story. There's so much love and effort put into it. Hahaha

  • @duskbringer4583
    @duskbringer4583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    "His father threw him off the cliff."
    Kazuya: "First time?"

  • @frelux1921
    @frelux1921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2026

    Let me just say this
    This channel is the best recap channel I've come across, watching this channel every day is so far entertaining that I can't think of the day I'll regret joining this channel
    To the people involved in the activities of this channel, thank you for such good times. The choosing of the movies is fantastic, every movie chosen here has every one greatly interested, the narrating has a simple but also fantastic take, Adam does it well showing he enjoys all of it
    Just keep up the good work MYSTERY RECAPPED 👍

    • @cly3560
      @cly3560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree!

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm glad I'm not the only one happy about these channels lol, I really appreciate them saving us time plus adding to the entertainment. Even "bad" movies are made a nice experience because they're shorter and the narration adds to it.

    • @yoshiisamongus4698
      @yoshiisamongus4698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fr i rlly love this guys humour

    • @julies_lefttoe
      @julies_lefttoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok, ok, we dont need u pouring a very heartfelt stupid speech, i think everyone watching these recaps feel the same so we dont need you blabbering about how amazing the recaps are, honestly, get a life

    • @Alpha-ol9iu
      @Alpha-ol9iu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yoshiisamongus4698me 2

  • @Luke-ih1oc
    @Luke-ih1oc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You sense of humor and comedic timing are brilliant

  • @nepzski
    @nepzski 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i cant stop watching these videos they perfectly summarize the story

  • @ORUSAMA
    @ORUSAMA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2182

    Imagine him running without his shoes, he's gonna be like Rock Lee.

    • @lmof7567
      @lmof7567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      u see the part where he did the leaf hurricane? 😌

    • @WTFGODDEM
      @WTFGODDEM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      nah imagine he take off that shoes without wash it 8 years, that would be poison foot

    • @legitscary09
      @legitscary09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YOSH

    • @Star-vh4cs
      @Star-vh4cs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@WTFGODDEM
      +poison damage

    • @Vaihly
      @Vaihly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@WTFGODDEM +3,360 DMG
      + Additional Poison DMG

  • @thepunisher8649
    @thepunisher8649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "pulls a Will Smith and slaps him" still gets me

  • @artemisghost1088
    @artemisghost1088 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    man his sense of humour keeps getting better by every vid we watch~ you are engrossed in the story and out of the he is like wu lin has been watching dragon ball z
    i mean like seriously 🤣 and pulls a will smith that was a fab and a true moral of the story

  • @krazy2dead
    @krazy2dead 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Now that's what I call a kick ass movie. All the right elements with a great cast. Very kool!

  • @aquard2558
    @aquard2558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    The fact that he always says jokes calmly which makes it more funnier
    Wu-ling has been watching dragon ball z. I srsly thought he wasnt joking

    • @Eternal_Nut
      @Eternal_Nut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bruh for real I thought He was serious when he said, he has been watching dragon ball z

    • @aquard2558
      @aquard2558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol same he says stuff so calmly that it makes it hard for me to under he is joking or not lol
      Then i figure that that this was a joke lol

    • @howareyou610
      @howareyou610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      timestamp

    • @wereallthesame3433
      @wereallthesame3433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@howareyou610 7:30

    • @BayMacDre415
      @BayMacDre415 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hey, guess what. That comedic style... is called DEADPAN humor. You're welcome.

  • @nuknukisdead
    @nuknukisdead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    That kick through the car windshield was crazy. You can see him slam his ribs into the frame.

  • @Semirotta
    @Semirotta 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh man did I love the Rock Lee scene from Naruto where he dropped the weights. I wish there was a movie about a dude like that :D

  • @CYI3ERPUNK
    @CYI3ERPUNK 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    luv these OG kung fu movies ; reminds me of jademan comics and oriental heroes

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    He's too powerful

  • @CJ_1406
    @CJ_1406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    Dude survived a punch to the chest because he's literally built different.

    • @matthewzombies1458
      @matthewzombies1458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's actually more common then you think.

    • @izzo1036
      @izzo1036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@matthewzombies1458 If you mean the heart thing is more common than youd think- I just looked it up
      Dextrocardia is a rare heart condition in which your heart points toward the right side of your chest instead of the left side. Dextrocardia is congenital, which means people are born with this abnormality. Less than 1 percent of the general population is born with dextrocardia.

    • @anhhy5486
      @anhhy5486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@izzo1036 tbh 1% of the whole Earth population is like 1 whole 3rd world country

    • @SniperGuy430
      @SniperGuy430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Roughly 40,666,667 is the population of each country if you divided the whole Earth population evenly among 195 countries, including State of Palestine and the Holy See. With that said, that means that roughly 406,667 of people in each country have Dextrocardia, assuming that 1% of Earth's pop. has Dextrocardia. I may be wrong, I'm a 6th grader in 7th grade math, so correct me if I'm wrong, no offense taken it you do.

    • @bojbnjbn8093
      @bojbnjbn8093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anhhy5486
      what is a third world country?

  • @himanshurana5880
    @himanshurana5880 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    By watching your move recaps make my day refreshing

  • @sphiwumusazama55
    @sphiwumusazama55 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your channel is awesome man. I'm even referring it to my lil cousins to help them with their creative writing and story telling for English classes (since it's our 3rd language). It's not derivative, it's inspired...

  • @nodescriptionavailable3842
    @nodescriptionavailable3842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    The hero refusing the money is why the good guys are losing in this broken world

    • @sumaoncrack2251
      @sumaoncrack2251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      56 likes no replies let me fix that

    • @Jarandjar
      @Jarandjar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      LIke seriously, what's the point in honor if you cannot help yourself once in a while

    • @gundamt437
      @gundamt437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Jarandjar while money does answer all things, a good name that comes from honour is still better.

    • @Jarandjar
      @Jarandjar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@gundamt437 So you're telling me, you'd rather have a good name to you, or you could have a good name to you and money? I don't get it, what's honor?

    • @gundamt437
      @gundamt437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Jarandjar well if I can have a good name and money, then fine, I'll accept, but I rather have a good name/honour with less money. A person without honour, will tend to do evil things for the sake of money, just like the father who threw his son over the cliff, because he thought his son will bring him ruin, which ironically his son did bring him to ruin.

  • @S3NS_
    @S3NS_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "He was born with a heart on the right side of his chest."
    The writers: *"Best shit I've ever thought of."*

    • @thelol6802
      @thelol6802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's actually a rare mutation that exists

    • @thehuntermikipl1170
      @thehuntermikipl1170 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thelol6802 Yeah mutations can cause literally everything, evolution is caused by mutations, that's how a whale, spider, monkey are all descendants of one organism...
      It still doesn't make sense though, because heart is in the middle of the chest. If you draw a line in the center of human body it runs through the heart, just most of it is on the left side. So mutation that reverts your organs wouldn't save you from getting your heart punched (assuming a punch to the heart could even kill you lol).

    • @mohamedhussein2780
      @mohamedhussein2780 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thelol6802 it is a rare mutation, just not in asian films.

    • @yous2244
      @yous2244 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@thelol6802what he meant that it's something a lot of films have 😂

  • @l3ftie578
    @l3ftie578 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I watched the outtakes of this movie, everyone put their blood, seat, and tears into its making. Lots of the leads doing their own stunts and taking some hard shots both from each other as well as the set.

  • @vistasuprema
    @vistasuprema 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I generally never make it through these, but this one I did ... and thank god, because that line at the end is ::chefs kiss::

  • @alfasiger4178
    @alfasiger4178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Just to let everyone know: do not wear weights on your arms or feet to strengthen your limbs. Yes! It will make the muscles stronger, especially the bones based on Wolffs law. However, it will take its toll on your joints. I tried it. I used to train with thick chains on my forearm. My punches were so much stronger and faster. But my elbow joint suffered from all the weight. Its worn down. Your joints do not have the blood vessels that your bone and muscles have running through it, which is why they have a much harder time healing. DON'T DO IT.

    • @fisher9943
      @fisher9943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh I was thinking of doing it. Nice

    • @hyperxdark2089
      @hyperxdark2089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Can you do it gradually? Like you start off with lightweight then gradually get heavier and heavier?

    • @trytoo5167
      @trytoo5167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lol that shit is for anime.

    • @hyperxdark2089
      @hyperxdark2089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @DrewMega but wouldn't your joints be stronger because of all the past training before? Of course, im not talking about like a ridiculous amount of weight

    • @urbexingTss
      @urbexingTss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@hyperxdark2089 thats some anime bullshit

  • @javagamings
    @javagamings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    3:10 'pulls a will smith and slaps him in the face' got me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂

  • @adorakitty
    @adorakitty ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:20 that man must be so strong he was able to drag a guy w iron shoes w one hand hahahaha

  • @KamenRiderRei
    @KamenRiderRei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "He was born with a heart on the right side of his chest" Ninja Assassin LOL

  • @Bonk2357
    @Bonk2357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Dude takes 'never skip leg day' to a whole new extent

  • @daddyrecap
    @daddyrecap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    "Iron Protector" does not meet the standard qualifications of a 'good movie,' but if Yue Song wants to take his love of Rambo, Jackie Chan, and "Fist of the North Star" and channel it into a starring vehicle as writer/director/cosplayer, I am all for it, especially with fight sequences as spectacular as this (the cutting on action is fast, yes, but is less of an issue since most of the fights are Yue Song tearing through dozens of henchmen like tissue paper).

  • @gojo9803
    @gojo9803 ปีที่แล้ว

    bro i love your videos!!!

  • @jamestk656
    @jamestk656 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Out of every movie recap with a narrator giving a moral to the story at the end, this one is the only one that is 100% true.

  • @ahahahuhu
    @ahahahuhu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    "The moral of the story for today is : Fortune tellers are full of sh*t" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    i love the way he tells the jokes while recapping the movie

    • @MR_PKC
      @MR_PKC 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's caught me off guard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Anastasia.the.1st
      @Anastasia.the.1st 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

  • @SplashAttackTCG
    @SplashAttackTCG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    He was born with a heart on the right side of his chest.
    Of course he was.

    • @user-jd3gf5xw1x
      @user-jd3gf5xw1x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      just like Yoshie Shiratori, of course he has superhuman strength, of course he can dislocate his joints at will, of course the cell he's in has a floor made of wood, of course he's a master climber, how obviously scripted prison break attempts in real life.

    • @grasz
      @grasz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like the left side didn't matter or not a part of his own body😂

    • @Kncperseus
      @Kncperseus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They stole that idea right out of Ninja Assassin. In that movie it made sense, here it just feels weird as fuck.

    • @toms6291
      @toms6291 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Souther ?

    • @eritreanartistmedia8734
      @eritreanartistmedia8734 ปีที่แล้ว

      I need this film name

  • @zhanokunzjg7804
    @zhanokunzjg7804 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol the trowing him off the cliff part and so much more is taken from the game Tekken >< i cant even :D

  • @pauldwalker
    @pauldwalker 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i loved the moral of the story. well summarized.

  • @SolPhantasmagoria
    @SolPhantasmagoria 2 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    _Don't you just love how doing a "Will Smith" is an universally recognisable form of violence. Well done Will. You became the very thing you said you didn't want to become._

    • @kosherre6243
      @kosherre6243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I get what you mean, but I would consider calling that "violence" a bit of a stretch.

    • @kosherre6243
      @kosherre6243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Gage KingI want you to compare Jan 6 and a slap and tell me that the severity of the issues are the same.

    • @JatPhenshllem
      @JatPhenshllem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Gage King No. You stated it in a way that would make Jan 6 comparable to "Pulling a Will". You could just state it was a mistake, or something. Covering it won't work

    • @ShawnTheDriver
      @ShawnTheDriver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Violence lmfao. Y’all are acting like a slap is the worst thing in the world.

    • @victorh.l.h.3138
      @victorh.l.h.3138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's all fun and games until your loved one is the victim of a joke in such poor taste... Ya'll talk about physical abuse but ignore emotional and mental abuse? Gtfoh. A slap only hurts for a while... But those words remain and can easily tear a person apart... 😒 Bunch of hypocrites running this show we call society.

  • @secretiveplotter1474
    @secretiveplotter1474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    I dunno, I think the smell killed more people than the strength of the kick after wearing the same shoes for 8 years straight. Just putting your feet near people would kill them, hence 1 kick man.

    • @lewisstandalone7070
      @lewisstandalone7070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      FACTZ🤣🤣
      🤢🤮 FROM THE SMELL OF HIS FEET

    • @potatosama771
      @potatosama771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      by kicking. he can produce a wave of smell. its a range style

    • @nobu2370
      @nobu2370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Poison damage

    • @reuniq4256
      @reuniq4256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nobu2370 aoe poison damage

    • @Andysceptre
      @Andysceptre 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

  • @willhernandez6716
    @willhernandez6716 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:45 “A fight is about who’s left standing, nothing else”

  • @flauramitsu
    @flauramitsu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:37 he really pulled a Mishima

  • @preston6211
    @preston6211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "Pulls a Will Smith and slaps him in the face". This still gets me you're recaps are so good.

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks Preston! I felt I had to add a joke about that at some point. I just recently got a hoodie with that Cobra Kai logo on it. We are synced.

    • @MrKellG
      @MrKellG 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

  • @hanrysoul
    @hanrysoul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "fortune tellers are full of sh*t"
    What an inspirational quote 😂

  • @DHJakon
    @DHJakon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The comedic timing is amazing.

  • @hernanedias554
    @hernanedias554 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude. You make anyone watch this movie, very good recap... And jokes 😂😂😂

  • @DanKhooProductions
    @DanKhooProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    staying to the end to hear the punchline was worth it.

    • @gasun1274
      @gasun1274 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      嘩咁啱線見你呀

  • @winandrewardlotto
    @winandrewardlotto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    "He was born with a heart on the right side of his chest so the punch didn't do him much harm"...wow

    • @dellsantiago8108
      @dellsantiago8108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aaahhahaha

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Truly, what a twist

    • @vivekparmar7576
      @vivekparmar7576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ninja Assassin also had the same premise

    • @harpseal9234
      @harpseal9234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao hahahaha
      I saod the same thing
      It was so rand and shoved in there xD
      I was like were the hell did that come from ?!?

    • @simonschwalm426
      @simonschwalm426 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 Too true but i actually have such a disorder

  • @nikanikadgearmaster424
    @nikanikadgearmaster424 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last part got me fcked up 😂but I agree with u 💯

  • @morrischan932
    @morrischan932 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:10 Keeping it current haha was not expecting that. 😅

  • @xdbakez_
    @xdbakez_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “Pulls a will smith” I’m dying 😭😭

  • @kreek_lili_4581
    @kreek_lili_4581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    ladies and gentlemen, we've found him, one kick man.

    • @tuna3425
      @tuna3425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But when the world needed him most. He disappeared.

    • @ssomehuman5084
      @ssomehuman5084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's Sanji. The bootleg version.

    • @PrestonGarveyofthesettlements
      @PrestonGarveyofthesettlements 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ONE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

    • @dragontailss9026
      @dragontailss9026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      one kick man, also known as "Nightama"

    • @Cat_Garfield
      @Cat_Garfield 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what about one head man

  • @JustinMeloMusicVlogs
    @JustinMeloMusicVlogs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Interesting story. TY for sharing.

  • @cdcdcd6777
    @cdcdcd6777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this movie looks so amazing, im so glad I watched it in 11minutes !

  • @zamatesenpai8815
    @zamatesenpai8815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Wu lin's back ground story takes the term "getting dropped on your head when you were a kid" to another level

  • @Realcordy
    @Realcordy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:32 sounds more like Naruto’s Rock lee

    • @BOT-MERC
      @BOT-MERC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes but no

  • @kakarot666.
    @kakarot666. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I also love that last line about fortune tellers .. it's a fact

  • @MezbahRijvee
    @MezbahRijvee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:32, “Wu-Lin has been watching Dragonball Z” 🤣🤣

  • @genuine1941
    @genuine1941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    “The Moral Story Of This Movie Is That Fortune Tellers are sh*t”
    I’m dead 💀

    • @blueCRAByo
      @blueCRAByo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dead ass best outro

    • @CorvusRemalius
      @CorvusRemalius 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I fkin love this channel lmfao

    • @breawen
      @breawen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      so is Jiang Li 💀

    • @Boz-art-1
      @Boz-art-1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can I go to your funeral?

  • @eaguilera4436
    @eaguilera4436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Wu Lin has been watching dragon ball z"
    Me : throws pillow at the wall " ITS CLEARLY ROCK LEE!!!!

  • @kuntahouen3835
    @kuntahouen3835 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:50 That is almost straight out of Tekken

  • @hasnorecoil464
    @hasnorecoil464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I think its safe to say, this dude is the best story teller ever!

  • @jello184
    @jello184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    " Wu Lin has been watching DBZ "
    " Fortune tellers are full of shidz"
    Best quotes ever 😂

    • @wadvinalfaro9410
      @wadvinalfaro9410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m glad someone caught the DBZ one that one made me laugh, but it’s true.

    • @jello184
      @jello184 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wadvinalfaro9410 😂😂

  • @korihohaia9695
    @korihohaia9695 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:30 Wu Lin been watching DBZ xD

  • @HimeshAnand
    @HimeshAnand 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:11 "PULLS A WILL SMITH" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH GOLD

  • @LuanPrates
    @LuanPrates 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:38 "hes been watching dragon ball z"
    IS THIS SERIOUS??? Lmaoo!!

  • @koala5258
    @koala5258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Pulls a will smith and smacks him in the face." died laughing from that hahaha

  • @Volkaer
    @Volkaer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Meanwhile I tried wearing iron shoes, and all I got was a foot fungus :(

  • @thevil465
    @thevil465 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The ending is legendary😂😂😂

  • @thefilipinofan1017
    @thefilipinofan1017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    We have One Punch Man
    But now in this movie i call him ONE KICK MAN

    • @christopherflowers6583
      @christopherflowers6583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was hoping someone would make the comparison in the comments section.

  • @melodyc726
    @melodyc726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “The moral of this story today is that fortune tellers are full of $hit” I laughed so hard I swear.

  • @jessebills_
    @jessebills_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love this narration

  • @deadontime2601
    @deadontime2601 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was a badass story, and some good jokes too

  • @arbynevermisses
    @arbynevermisses 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “pulls a will smith and SLAPS HIM IN THE FACE”
    that was so iconic, i bet chris rock got jealous of that one 💀

    • @juliannyirenda5139
      @juliannyirenda5139 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 couldn't agree more

  • @aadamjohnny3304
    @aadamjohnny3304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    we all just appreciate the content this man and his crew makes it's just a masterpiece imagine what's he's gonna be doing in future..🌝

    • @The_HypedGuy69
      @The_HypedGuy69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wtf do you mean.He just watches the movie and narrates it.Did you seriously thought that he makes all this stories himself😂😂

    • @protoniic
      @protoniic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@The_HypedGuy69 true but its still impressive how at least someone in the crew has to watch movies for hours and get the script and cut it all down. also has to download all the footage, add jokes to the script, etc. it just takes a lot of effort and its sad how like minecraft pngtubers get more recognition than this

    • @thetaomega7816
      @thetaomega7816 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Silence, Bot!!

    • @purpleflamingo979
      @purpleflamingo979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      in the future he will be recapping more movies

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@purpleflamingo979 more than likely 😅

  • @kimmilner473
    @kimmilner473 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice one beluga and mystery recap Ed I love your vids I’m a 10 year old and love these

  • @subtlewhatssubtle
    @subtlewhatssubtle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    All right, you've convinced me. Any movie where the hero chooses to drop kick a van and the van fucking loses is worth the watch.

  • @vishnujith83
    @vishnujith83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    -"Why do you like mystry recapped over other voiceover channels? He's just a normal movie narrator."
    -"You wouldn't get it. He's more than that"
    Yes I like his small funny comments in between the scenes 😂
    Love from India 🇮🇳❤️

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you for spreading the appreciation of my narration, Vishnu!

    • @vishnujith83
      @vishnujith83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DeepDarkBoys i just spitted facts bro!!😅✌️

  • @lcsaiyan
    @lcsaiyan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:52
    He copied Thanos smh🙄😔

    • @bleh7482
      @bleh7482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No. Thanos copied him

  • @davegorman9822
    @davegorman9822 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The moral of the story was fucking epic !!! So glad I stayed till the very end !!! I just subscribed!!!

  • @winnieweru2454
    @winnieweru2454 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pull's aWill Smith!!.That's awesome 👌 👏

  • @kaede2162
    @kaede2162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “What we learned today was fortune tellers are a piece of shit *in a calm voice* “
    Me:HAH
    (Made me laugh for a while)

  • @benkemper4606
    @benkemper4606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Pulls a will smith”
    This is the only movie channel that doesn’t take things seriously. Jokes like these are the best

  • @JestWett
    @JestWett 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Wu lin has been watching dragon ball z" That got me so much, and Im so happy you know dragon ball z too

  • @arthurharmon1503
    @arthurharmon1503 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hes been watching dbz lol. You got my like and sub at that moment

  • @glekshmygopinath411
    @glekshmygopinath411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “ Wu-Lin has been watching Dragon Ball -Z “
    That got me 😂

    • @AltF4_Playz
      @AltF4_Playz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      and the full of shit

  • @bruhbrehii
    @bruhbrehii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:46 oh come on that much plot armor should be illegal

  • @djchanix5125
    @djchanix5125 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can't we just thank that he follow a van and he is running with a 25 kg shoes on both legs

  • @KotyoK1
    @KotyoK1 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    3:35 can't believe they pulled a "Mishima" move hehe

  • @madcat789
    @madcat789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Can One Kick Man defeat One Punch Man?
    Probably not, they'd go get lunch.

    • @BearRecaps
      @BearRecaps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣

    • @kiritowolf8934
      @kiritowolf8934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      they would probably fuse into One Full Man

    • @mannyy3182
      @mannyy3182 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭

    • @imold4274
      @imold4274 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kiritowolf8934 lmaoooo

  • @joohasdad82
    @joohasdad82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "Pulls a will smith and smacks him in the face." Even Chris rock felt that one.
    “The moral of the story today is that fortune teller’s are full of shit”
    Kills two birds with one stone. Bravo Mr. Narrator!

    • @SAMURAIoriginal
      @SAMURAIoriginal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah copied 3 comments in to one, you mf

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheers to that, Big Daddy 🍻

    • @breawen
      @breawen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DeepDarkBoys that... sounds wrong.

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@breawen 😂

    • @SAMURAIoriginal
      @SAMURAIoriginal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DeepDarkBoys yeah thats sounds sus