Mattel Hyperscan - Is this the Worst Game Console Ever?

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  • @SoulforSale
    @SoulforSale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Spent endless hours playing this console with my nephew's. We never realized it sucked.

    • @w0nd3r6
      @w0nd3r6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is your nephew in rehab now?

    • @maynnemillares
      @maynnemillares 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You ruined his childhood.

    • @geovani60624
      @geovani60624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Poor bastard

  • @noukey4879
    @noukey4879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think this would've been cool to give to a kid that didn't have a console for Christmas in 2006

  • @powpuck5031
    @powpuck5031 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Mattel also made the Intellivision, so there's that at least.

    • @PinoyBowlerGS92
      @PinoyBowlerGS92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And also the Power Glove for the NES and like the Hyperscan it discontinued less than a year

    • @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171
      @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Doesn't that make it worse? They made something better DECADES before that book with readable cards.

  • @MrSEA-ok2ll
    @MrSEA-ok2ll 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I had no idea this existed and thought it may be a 1993-95 release date with a single speed CD ROM drive, but 2006? This is crazy for its release date. Who thought it would be a big hit? They may as well have released an Intellivision 3 instead.

  • @50TBRD
    @50TBRD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The collecting aspect was pretty fun when boosters were marked down and everywhere.

    • @anti-skub2164
      @anti-skub2164 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exact same thing happened with me and Crazy Bones

  • @Retrostasis
    @Retrostasis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    it's like a bad early ps1 game meets the barcode battler. It could have been a decent idea a few years earlier, if the implementation wasn't so bad.

  • @IanC14
    @IanC14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "It's loading" - the most common phrase of the video.

  • @13lood13ath
    @13lood13ath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "This came out in 2006, when people still used CDs"
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't people still using CDs in 2021? I mean, we even still have vinyl and cassettes have been making a comeback in recent years.

    • @rosstee
      @rosstee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You speak the truth.

  • @aceofhearts573
    @aceofhearts573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mattel why? I really want a documentary to explain how this thing was concieved!!!

  • @lmoore3rd
    @lmoore3rd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you think playing it is painful I had to develop on this monstrosity. We pulled the plug on our project early.

    • @segaunited3855
      @segaunited3855 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why exactly did Mattel develop and make this poor excuse of a half baked toy sold and passed off as a Console?

    • @segaunited3855
      @segaunited3855 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Looks like you deleted your response.
      Are you STiLL under NDA after 13 years?

    • @lmoore3rd
      @lmoore3rd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sega United I had edited my reply a few times last night but maybe somebody somewhere still cares about this thing. Who knows who’s watching? I’m probably one of the last game developers around that knows anything about the underlying architecture even 13 years on. I didn’t design this hardware, so I cannot speak for Mattel’s decisions, but I oversaw development of our studio’s own game engine (which we ported to this chip) and on many 2D platforms of that era. I could speak to the challenges presented abstractly without revealing too many specifics but this isn’t the right forum. 😉

    • @DoctorHver
      @DoctorHver 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lmoore3rd Pherhaps someone should do teardown on this thing.

    • @gJonii
      @gJonii 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lmoore3rd if you do this sorta reveal, please link it here. Posting to get notified

  • @niaschim
    @niaschim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I think I know what console Sonic06 was meant for ...now... lol😂🤣

  • @electronash
    @electronash 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:54
    DANGER ROOM!!!
    haha. Great vids. ;)
    P.S. Can I please have a job there? lol
    I have board-level repair experience with TV, VCR, CD, DVD, Blu Ray, and retro computers / consoles, and would be willing to move nearer the museum.
    It would be a dream job for me I reckon. I have a fair bit of experience with the good old Quantel Painbox too, and love machines like the Speccy, Beeb, Archie, Amiga, C64, SGI etc.

    • @RetroTechArchive
      @RetroTechArchive  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks! Of course you can have a job here!! The salary is quite low though - Adrian gets paid around £8 a month, and Phil gets substantially less ! In fact he pays us!! :) But in all seriousness, we are a charity with very limited funds so we ave to rely on people volunteering to help repair our machines.

    • @electronash
      @electronash 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha.
      Yeah, I thought that might be the case tbh. Jason mentioned it a few times, and I realise that most of it is volunteer work.
      It's nice to have a dream, though. lol :p
      I would even happily volunteer if I had a way to stay / live nearer.

  • @jamie6669
    @jamie6669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oblivion came out in 2006!

  • @alcampbell469
    @alcampbell469 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the review. So interesting to see. Plus they have a new console out in October. It promises to bring people back together. Hmmm

    • @OriginalGrasshopper
      @OriginalGrasshopper 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, that’s “Intellivision” that has the new console coming out (the Amico). Mattel and Intellivision have had no affiliation with each other since the mid 1980’s.

    • @alcampbell469
      @alcampbell469 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OriginalGrasshopper fab thanks for the reply. that hyperscan thing looked like a total piece of ****. I am looking forward to the Amico but think it is a bit pricey at launch.

  • @lillydoye7418
    @lillydoye7418 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Your suffering brings me joy.

  • @Rockythefishman
    @Rockythefishman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well you lasted longer playing it than I did. You can see what they were aiming for just a shame they missed the mark big time. Only a few years later we get sky landers a similar concept but a lot more fun.

  • @bobbq8380
    @bobbq8380 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    AVGN brought me here 🎮

  • @Shadoan18
    @Shadoan18 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sorry bout the console lads; but I've been checking the web. Knowing as these consoles break like a window made of thin ice against the hulk, your fists or the car door as I'm guessthing that's what you did with the console after this video was made years ago, I got to ask; has anyone attempted to tear the system apart for kicks? Maybe show off why it's so bad such as the processor, graphics card or the type of RFID reader it's using the swap data with it's cards?

  • @sodiumdetector1646
    @sodiumdetector1646 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do you take requests? How about that Elite game sitting behind you! :D

  • @theseob
    @theseob 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The idea was nice, but the way they implemented it is awfull.

  • @tommilton9293
    @tommilton9293 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another excellent video - I continue to like and subscribe.

  • @LyingSecret
    @LyingSecret 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Ominous throbbing"

  • @OnlyEpicEmber
    @OnlyEpicEmber 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For £60 at the time you probably could have bought a second hand GameCube. I know which one I'd prefer

    • @titaniumdiveknife
      @titaniumdiveknife 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah
      mario is lame!

    • @childishbeat
      @childishbeat 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Mattel HyperScan or the second hand GameCube and, if possible, why?

  • @finaltheorygames1781
    @finaltheorygames1781 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have heard that there is no copy protection or lockout feature on the system which means that you can code a game and burn it on a CD and play it. LOL They didn't even care to protect the games or console in any way to prevent unlicensed software from playing on the device.

  • @thisithis
    @thisithis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This came out when the Xbox 360 and PS3 had just started. So yeah, clearly the Hyperscane clearly won. Nope, it clearly lost. I agree with that one guy and in saying that the Hyperscane needed to be in the trash. :)

  • @theodorematsouliadis5124
    @theodorematsouliadis5124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn't even know this was a thing

  • @Tsggdgtbgnhfffjjjhhhccvgff
    @Tsggdgtbgnhfffjjjhhhccvgff 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember Hyperscan the first time it was at the toy store so it is made for children there was also Spiderman handheld Something like Tiger Electronics. So they are made for should therefore they were cheap.😅

  • @finaltheorygames1781
    @finaltheorygames1781 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The whole idea of the cards is a scam. All of the characters are actually present on the disk for the game, but they are locked until you unlock them with the paid cards. So it's a paid early version of dlc.

  • @sagiriizumi8079
    @sagiriizumi8079 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sega Saturn X-Men buries this. How can that be in 2006?

  • @BertGrink
    @BertGrink 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This machine looks just a little tedious to use.

  • @daddyjankie
    @daddyjankie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *Xbox 360 came out at the same time...i rather be playing HALO🌟

  • @Gartral
    @Gartral 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    so THIS piece of scrap is where nintendo got their Amiibo idea from, huh?

    • @QuickyGreen
      @QuickyGreen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No.

    • @Gartral
      @Gartral 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@QuickyGreen A) Joke. B) Holy necropost! Luigi!

  • @mariehassett247
    @mariehassett247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:17
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  • @jaycee1980
    @jaycee1980 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always knew Adrian was one hard bastard ;)

  • @residentevil2928
    @residentevil2928 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a kid I really enjoyed it.

  • @Darkdirewulf
    @Darkdirewulf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Precursor to Amiibos. Don't @ me

  • @immortalbeing1787
    @immortalbeing1787 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:21 this is the hyperscan people, it's a piece of sh......

  • @joninfinity17
    @joninfinity17 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    My like make you reach to 100 likes.

  • @martindejong3974
    @martindejong3974 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Clearly a money grabbing device, trying to get you to buy extra cards. Didn't they learn from the Aquarius?

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    @mariehassett247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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