“It doesn’t matter which of my clients makes the cheese ‘cause I’m still eating crackers like we’re puttin’ on the ritz!” That line is genuinely really clever and funny
You did great Micky, you really shined today Micky. I genuinely believe you're going to make the big time Micky. Here we go Micky, you're nominated for an Oscar Micky. Are you ready Micky, do you have your tailored tux Micky? Drumroll please, and the Academy Award goes to... SOMEONE ELSE! Sorry Micky, you're shit Micky. Why do you think you were invited? It was so we could all make fun of you Micky. Security will show you out.
U know we all have ears, right? U know we hav a good enough memory to remember the line till the end, right? So y in the world would we need u to repeat it for us
Hamzah Sajjad I do love both of those characters too, but there's something about the way mickey keeps going with whatever Amir's doing, regardless of how many times he's tricked, just gives him the edge. Also the fact we've still never actually seen him, that's quite funny.
My dad works in exports and one time he mentioned Maersk and I restated the line about being the largest dry shipping container company and he was impressed at my coyness
***** the comment system works fine.....if people would stop just responding to the trolls, they'd get no attention to move those comments up. But, human nature says we must make matters worse apparently.
“He knows his own name” Amir continues to look right at Jake unwavering as he says Mickey 100 more times playing his mind games with Mickey on the phone, Jake just facepalms 😂
Manden sure, because racism and forcing others to pay for your being racist is the best way to solve americas problems. then again, what should i expect from a nation who only got where they were because they enslaved one race and caused genocide to another?
Here as soon as I heard the Tokyo stock market is tanking so hard, it's gonna take all the yellowtail in the Tsukiji fish market just to put a finger in this dike!
I just can never get over the "You are no" line because it's the same reaction Jake had to the last email they read on their podcast on the episode titled "Military Men"!
Fucking christ, I actually had tears from laughing. These haven't been quite so funny lately but this one just takes the cake and fucks the baker. Very swell.
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i can’t explain it but Sysops for Maersk is one of the funniest j&a lines of all time
I just scrolled to the comments to say this after laughing loudly for a good 30s at that one 😅😅😅
I was just driving home a few minutes ago and saw a “Mærsk” truck, started cracking up immediately thinking of that line.
"She know who did it??"
I fantasize that the sentence “She knew who did sysops for Maersk” was the seed for the skit and they just built the rest around that.
Because it has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with Jake and Amir's daily life or job.
"Mickey, my friend!" is my favorite Jake & Amir running gag
Hunter Elgren mine is *BEN!*
TheSecondBeef den? Dan?
@@MyBlogsTV Ban?
Mine is his cousin
“Minnie, my friend!”
i like how minnie doesn’t even know what sysops means, yet knows who does it for mærsk lmfao
The line doesn't make any sense and I love it
_something went wrong_
but then there's always the likelihood that she just never heard the abbreviated form 🤷♀
@@nicklespale22 what? the whole joke is that she didn't know the abbreviated term. What else would it mean?
@@niccster1061if you have to ask then you don’t know.
“It doesn’t matter which of my clients makes the cheese ‘cause I’m still eating crackers like we’re puttin’ on the ritz!”
That line is genuinely really clever and funny
It’s such an underrated line
can you explain it to me? it sounds cool but i don't understand it
@@lightningmcdweeb cheese means money and Ritz is a type of cracker but putting on the Ritz also has connotations with glamour
@@IfIHadMyTimeAgain wow
@@lightningmcdweeb ritz are a type of cracker that typically has cheese in them. And cheese can mean money.
The wolf of wall street in less than 4 minutes
Smoothly
For the wolf
You did great Micky, you really shined today Micky. I genuinely believe you're going to make the big time Micky. Here we go Micky, you're nominated for an Oscar Micky. Are you ready Micky, do you have your tailored tux Micky? Drumroll please, and the Academy Award goes to... SOMEONE ELSE! Sorry Micky, you're shit Micky. Why do you think you were invited? It was so we could all make fun of you Micky. Security will show you out.
Here's a line I never thought would make me laugh: "She knew who did sysops for Maersk?" Well played.
Cracked me up hard
I sometimes forget how incredible the writing was for this series! They rock.
6 year old comment. I think it's time for a rewatch!
"All your clients are food" is way funnier than it probably should be
the delivery on it was hilarious
It’s too good
amir may have brought a poncho for a joke, but at least he didn't take a can of gravy to a double date...
piggyhoyahoya this one and that one have my two favorite lines ever, “during you’re here” and “she knew who does sys ops for maersk”
"You went to a bodega and bought gravy for THIS? You're the weakest link..."
@@cactusmalone and this GRAAVY
The fact that Minnie knew who did sys-ops for Maersk kills me every time😂😂😂. That might be my favorite line in this series
"You are no." - best insult ever.
"You don't think I can walk this deal over to Hamburger? You don't think I can trike it over to Lasagna?"
+Laurence Jackson "Trike?"
+Sam S "You are no"
Super Cuts trike?
U know we all have ears, right? U know we hav a good enough memory to remember the line till the end, right? So y in the world would we need u to repeat it for us
All your clients are belong to us.
Betcha didn’t think it would end with a meme at least a decade old
I'm not being goofy, Minnie. Lol!
“NO WAY!”
That was bars
I can honestly say I never thought Adolf Hitler, Satan's foreskin, Mickey and Minnie, and stock markets would all be mentioned in a 4 min video
Not to mention sys-ops for Maersk
You've never been present for a Disney boardroom meeting...
I chuckle every time at "I'm not being goofy, Minnie"
"I got a tip so hot I call it Satan's foreskin." LOL Great writing. Woody Allen level there.
barely 10 seconds in and the "banana" bit had me laughing
C H O D E W R A N G L E R The best part is Jake’s reaction
"You are no."
i was trying to sell high, to no avail
8 years later and I still can't explain how clever this sketch is. The writing is fucking incredible but i can't explain it.
"Mickey's married to Minnie?"
"I'm not being Goofy, Minnie!"
Pure gold
He should have also said "This will shoot you all the way to Pluto, Minnie!"
One of my favourite J&A lines 😂
What happened?
*BUHNENUH*
Bad job of mocking me, you think I said banana??
"What was that about the weird client meeting place?"
"The circus?"
"Yea, it's a full body high"
That KILLED me! hahaha
Mickey is my favourite recurring character from J&A.
Really, not Doobs or ben swartz
lol mine to just because of how happy he gets in the pour fashion he treats him
Hamzah Sajjad I do love both of those characters too, but there's something about the way mickey keeps going with whatever Amir's doing, regardless of how many times he's tricked, just gives him the edge. Also the fact we've still never actually seen him, that's quite funny.
I wish they would remake Uncut Gems with Amir
That is a really interesting thought
I wonder how non-english speaking people would understand this.
with a lot of difficulty
Yaw I can understand my mickeys. No need to be english.
***** the username was already taken. ;)
***** I really dislike Google+, and I use it as a username other places also, so it's convenient.
My first language is English and I had a hard time understanding what was going on, Mickey
she knew who did sys ops for maersk?
pranayrai yeah, but who doesn't know who does sys ops for Maersk
+Dark Arts Dabbler ikr
But didn't know what "sys ops" was
i don't know why but this is one of the funniest lines
Jason Li this is easily the best jake and amir line ever written
My dad works in exports and one time he mentioned Maersk and I restated the line about being the largest dry shipping container company and he was impressed at my coyness
Does he know who does sysops for Maersk?
@@70sman of course, he has an in with Copenhagen
And then he frickin moved
I have a weird... ear
Luke Evans I love that little pause he puts between the last two words.
i know
I’ve been randomly having thoughts come into my head over the past 8 years of sys ops for mersk and I never realized what it was from until now
That's hilarious!
All the early comments are so positive... why can't things stay that way? :(
It is certainly grand.
Because the youtube commenting system is dumb and moves up most responded comments, so the ones that are trolls or negative.
***** the comment system works fine.....if people would stop just responding to the trolls, they'd get no attention to move those comments up. But, human nature says we must make matters worse apparently.
***** No it doesn't. It makes complete sense to have best rated comments at the top. Not most responded.
bitch
Amir is the entire reddit thread that's happening right now
every single piece of dialogue in this episode is genius
Amir bought GME
Sounds like he shorted it
very prescient observations by amir
“He knows his own name”
Amir continues to look right at Jake unwavering as he says Mickey 100 more times playing his mind games with Mickey on the phone, Jake just facepalms 😂
This is the most brilliant sketch I've ever seen. Literally. I can't even breathe, holy shit xD
i dont like mickey. hes married to minnie and hes voting for donald
+lordlossize “Enclave” GG Haha nice
Donald is the best candidate, unfortunately.
Manden sure, because racism and forcing others to pay for your being racist is the best way to solve americas problems.
then again, what should i expect from a nation who only got where they were because they enslaved one race and caused genocide to another?
lordlossize GG hahahahahahahahahahaha
+lordlossize “Enclave” GG
Someone explain the "racism".
'She knew who did it?' one of the best subtle lines of all time
"Bad job of mocking me. You think I said BANANA?!?" AAHAHAHHA
Damn Amir has screwed Mickey's life up more than he has Jake's
Here as soon as I heard the Tokyo stock market is tanking so hard, it's gonna take all the yellowtail in the Tsukiji fish market just to put a finger in this dike!
BA-NA-NAH
NIKKEI free fall 😭 thought of just this episode
THE NIKKEIS IN FREEFALL
This aged so well
Another marvellous episode of Jake and Amir. The greatest CH show to have ever aired!
Wonder why this came back into my recommended
this is my favourite episode of jake and amir - the sys ops joke is one of the funniest jokes i've heard on this channel
Amir leading the GME charge
Been watching these guys since they were in collage!
college
yeah it was weird that they were in a collage, especially when they were in college
Maybe he was doing an impression of Amir?
Dat shh kray. Funny as fook though!
Clearly you didn't go to college*
This is it. This is my favorite Jake and Amir episode of all time.
3:00 "You are no."
He should have called his broker. Rick Fox.
he was up VIG
Thank u for popping back up in my recommended when I need u ❤
Its so funny he makes eye contact with Jake while saying "you wanna be a billionaire Mickey" as if hes responding to Jake's dialogue
Woah! Huge quality upgrade! Favorite series on TH-cam for about a Year now! Keep it up!
She knew who did sysops for Maersk but didn't know what sysops was
This needs to be on their 'Jake and Amir watch' Patreon
I think this is the best Jake and Amir episode ever
“Micky’s married to Minny?”
“Don’t be goofy with me Minny”
0:08 literally the best opening to an episode I think I’ve seen, two fantastic separate lines sent me
Amir sounded like Seinfeld when he was making the poncho joke lol
This episode helped me on one of my World Regions tests in college because I memorized Nikkei being associated with the Tokyo Stock Exchange
I think about the *"banana"* bit everyday since I saw this 4 years ago
Lots of people following Amir's advice these past few weeks.
God DAMN that was good. The payoff for the long jokes makes it all worth it.
Only good thing left on this channel
Google guy is still here
Tevron Rose exactly proving ben10 point only good thing left
So most of CH's subscribers like annoying and repetitive content?
support this 110%
In the arms of an angel,
Fly awaaaay from here...
I just can never get over the "You are no" line because it's the same reaction Jake had to the last email they read on their podcast on the episode titled "Military Men"!
This is fucking incredible. The back and forth is fucking great.
This one was awesome!
"He knows his name!" hahaha
"You are no" - possibly my fave jake and amir quote of all time
Love this! Jake and Amir skits are the best, hilarious writing and brilliant acting.
If you can’t handle me doing asides…. 😂😂
That was my favorite part!
1:49 this is the exact literal body language translation of "excuuuse"
Fucking christ, I actually had tears from laughing. These haven't been quite so funny lately but this one just takes the cake and fucks the baker. Very swell.
Not sure how i got back here... but 2020 ain't the same without you, Jake and Amir
One of my favorite j&a bits is "did you bring ______ just for that joke?"
1:49 this is my new background
If I ever get bored of my profile picture I'll change it to that
I don't think thats gonna happen
Julian Yang Yeah, you're probably right
yeah, i almost burst out laughing everytime i see your profile pic
Julian Yang I'm changing mine to that right now.
LOL I love how informed Mini was
The quality on these videos are so amazing 480p looks amazing!
Amir said hold that thought before the phone started ringing, he's a wizard, a warlock
Did Jake forget that Mickey has kids? Wouldn't that imply he was married?
Continuity? What is that?
He doesn't need to be married to have kids. He could have gotten a divorce or just adopted.
hence I said imply
get out of here with your patriarchy and implied social structures.
112233jjooee I hope that was a joke
It seems like these skits are picking up again.
Thank god.
"Banana"
YES finally getting back to the classic J&A a bit more! Keep it up
This is a great episode aaaaand great memory. 💔
"Mickie is married to Minnie?"
To be honest, that is the only part of this call that actually makes sense.
This is one of my favorite videos in a long time from these guys.
she knew who did sysops for maersk is my all time favorite jake and amir joke
This is considered top YT comedy...I go weep now.
Whenever I’m feeling down I open my “Mickey my friend” playlist.
I showed this video to my gf and now any time I say anything she responds “BANANA” in that goofy voice
Y'all should invest in my "peaceful purposes" nuclear program!
But you're dead....
Gahanna Ohio That's what he wanted you to think...
Matty Lair It was all part of his plan.
Kim Jong Un, you Bitch!!! Get off your father's TH-cam account before I contact the internet regulators of NK!!!
1:40 when jake does the handmotion i can tell they took it from the part where amir was bouncing as he said "hothothot" which is a bit weird.
This episode is pure gold 😂
Ive been a fan for a while- love all of your sketches. They have inspired some of my own skits on my channel. What camera/lens do you guys use?
Thank u!
lmao love u too bud!
;) lol *****
Wow, a prank channel? how original :)
actually I made sketches 1st
Possibly the best episode yet!
My favourite episode
this is the BEST Mickey conversation in the entire series
*robinhood telling people they sold their $GME
That banana line shouldn’t have made me laugh as much as it did.
By far one of my favorite eps
"She knows who did Sys-ops for Maersk?"
I dont think I've laughed so hard at a Jake and Amir for a long time
So fucking funny. The delivery on that last line had me rolling.
One of the best episodes.