Jake and Amir: Credit Card

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  • @CaTCarries
    @CaTCarries 10 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    I wish I never watched these so I can watch them again.

    • @antagonist8629
      @antagonist8629 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      that sentencing doesn’t make any sense

    • @haydenmacfarlane7194
      @haydenmacfarlane7194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That’s why you just re-watch them every year or so. Still a great watch

    • @abioticstew7375
      @abioticstew7375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      To get around that, I just rewatch them. Over and over. For years.

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Violet Fields how did that work out? :')

    • @austinflint8671
      @austinflint8671 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ Violet Fields i felt that way too much

  • @steveniccolai4472
    @steveniccolai4472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    I just realized that after Amir was singing “I’m so fancy” and then they both said illegal alien jake said “I already know”, finishing the lyric.

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Omg I never noticed

    • @v.t.3064
      @v.t.3064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lol, I was scrolling the comments trying to find someone else who realized that like me!

    • @huckleberrylachow2202
      @huckleberrylachow2202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The lyric is “you already know”

    • @TheXboxReviewer
      @TheXboxReviewer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@huckleberrylachow2202 Quiet, Rod.

    • @havingteawiththedevil
      @havingteawiththedevil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      7 years later since this was uploaded and i never realized that until now 😭

  • @Sam-il1pl
    @Sam-il1pl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    That "miles" joke is probably one of my favorites out of this entire series

    • @thahomiegonzo4021
      @thahomiegonzo4021 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh Really? Cuz I'm have a Pussy!

    • @JuiCeBoX19
      @JuiCeBoX19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mine too

    • @seanA416
      @seanA416 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@JuiCeBoX19same

    • @Logjambam
      @Logjambam ปีที่แล้ว +7

      fun fact! its a reference to the actor who plays "Jake" real life name!

    • @valx5
      @valx5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Logjambam wym? his name is actually Jake

  • @jmoses96
    @jmoses96 9 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    "Miles./ Miles./ Miles? MILES!"
    "My name's Jake". xD

  • @Kenzaaa123
    @Kenzaaa123 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I have been a fan for 13 years now. Seen every episode a minimum of 8 times… and I have been pregnant for almost 7months now. And when I was thinking of names for my son, the only one that really spoke to me was Miles. So I come back to this episode frequently because it’s one of the funniest bits when Amir calls Jake another name, but also because I love the name so much

    • @maepicnic2460
      @maepicnic2460 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lol I’m 4 months pregnant and they were my childhood too and my name is samanthaaaaa😂❤

    • @twilightsparkle75
      @twilightsparkle75 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      miles?

    • @Kenzaaa123
      @Kenzaaa123 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@twilightsparkle75 MILES!

    • @ChristopherCarterGS
      @ChristopherCarterGS 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Henry! Henry!

  • @TheAlbinoskunk
    @TheAlbinoskunk 10 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    "I spent 110,000 euro on a koi fish once"
    "a koi fish?"
    "well it was technically a dolphin, but it was a coy little fish, little bugger was playing hard to get!"

    • @IITaDHGdALToNII
      @IITaDHGdALToNII 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i rarely laugh out loud at youtube vids but this had me in tears

    • @tylermcneil5239
      @tylermcneil5239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God damn classic

    • @robertknetsch2715
      @robertknetsch2715 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This joke was ruined as dolphins are mammals. Gah!

    • @dixiecronin7791
      @dixiecronin7791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Besides, it's not like Amir's smart enough to know that dolphins aren't fish

    • @elendiel
      @elendiel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@robertknetsch2715 that is true, but Amir wouldn't know that :D

  • @MoneyPanda1091
    @MoneyPanda1091 8 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    "Flappy the dolphin is my guarantor give me the gold card" 😂😂 gets me every time

  • @Kieranndav
    @Kieranndav 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Instant classic jake and amir here. I don't understand how people don't like these,

  • @Anton-wk8lv
    @Anton-wk8lv ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:06 Our boy was Truthing 8 years before everyone else.

  • @MrOneofthousands1994
    @MrOneofthousands1994 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:05
    "Is that a tweet?"
    "It's a Truth."
    This show was soooooo ahead of its time.

  • @canabalistickitten1669
    @canabalistickitten1669 8 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    Amir: "Im so fancy haha also im an..."
    Jake and Amir: "illegal alien"
    Jake: "I already know"
    lol that was pretty good

    • @isabellemartin3656
      @isabellemartin3656 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i've watched this like 20 times and i only realized this joke now

    • @chrisluongo267
      @chrisluongo267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isabelle Martin ...how? It’s not very subtle lol

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How am I just getting that joke oml

    • @elendiel
      @elendiel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrisluongo267 I didn't know the song, so I had no idea :D

  • @laurabaker9610
    @laurabaker9610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    “Phyllis Diller is here!” Is such an underrated line

    • @bradandmawm3630
      @bradandmawm3630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I honestly think about that line on a regular basis

    • @pjmathison9787
      @pjmathison9787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bradandmawm3630 I don’t get it

    • @T1J
      @T1J 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@pjmathison9787 at comedy roasts the performers often roast the other performers starting their joke with "X is here". Phyllis Diller was a comedian that often participated in comedy roasts in the 60s and 70s. The fact that Amir chose such an old school comedian makes the joke even more ridiculous and funny

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely a deep cut, only old folks (anyone over 35) will get the reference. haha

  • @tundead5562
    @tundead5562 8 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Jake and Amir? NAH! Miles and fucking rod

    • @neontheabysswalker8253
      @neontheabysswalker8253 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      TUndead Miles and Rod? NAH! Ace and Jocelyn

    • @leedent6796
      @leedent6796 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Call me Jacob Penn-Cooper Hurwitz because I am a Golden God, and you Tundead.... are a Troll Named Rod

  • @deadbutworking
    @deadbutworking 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    God.. they're so good at wordplay. BooTV

  • @plumbussmith
    @plumbussmith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The writing and delivery is sooo good on this series.

  • @rupertcornholio209
    @rupertcornholio209 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    It's the truth... Ruth

  • @smellsfishi
    @smellsfishi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    miles..... Miles.... MILES!!!!

  • @phrophannus
    @phrophannus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    "Call me Han, 'cus my credit score is dead"

    • @leedent6796
      @leedent6796 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      excuse you

    • @jflanagan9696
      @jflanagan9696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Excuuuuuuuse.

    • @sonicrushXII
      @sonicrushXII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment needs more likes

    • @MDCxThePG
      @MDCxThePG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sonicrushXII no it doesnt

    • @Rougarou99
      @Rougarou99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did Amir predict The Force Awakens?

  • @redactedname247
    @redactedname247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Fun fact, if you start counting from when Amir says "A" on his tab yanking example and count his back and forth hand movements, you actually end up at "O." But Amir doesn't know the alphabet anyway so it is possible he intended it to be "S" for Samantha

  • @grizzly0304
    @grizzly0304 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The "it's a truth" line is even funnier now lmao

    • @jacobisweird280
      @jacobisweird280 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why?

    • @grizzly0304
      @grizzly0304 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jacobisweird280 Because Truth Social exists now and their tweets are called "truths"

  • @tooobian
    @tooobian 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That roasting/phyllis diller joke had me rolling

  • @constantlywaiting1480
    @constantlywaiting1480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    that miles joke has ruined my conversations with my friend named miles cause I quote it constantly

  • @ReidTheRulesGuy
    @ReidTheRulesGuy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The "New Name" mention of the name Miles made me have to come back here

  • @mehbobotorp2373
    @mehbobotorp2373 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Amir's moustache phase..... such a brilliant move!!

  • @MemberWhen
    @MemberWhen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Silly Jaaaakkkkee, doesn’t he know that wiping BEFORE you shit is a real time saver?

  • @purplepanda5773
    @purplepanda5773 8 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    he had his social Security card on the back of his phone in one episode. Only flaw I've ever noticed

    • @nikoincroatia
      @nikoincroatia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      +William Cyparski probably someone elses that he stole

    • @naplockblubba5369
      @naplockblubba5369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was a later episode, maybe he got one somehow

  • @theholygrass19
    @theholygrass19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Is that a tweet?"
    "It's a truth!"
    He knew about truth social

    • @redactedname247
      @redactedname247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dear God. What other horrible things has Amir foretold?

    • @FunFails
      @FunFails ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was about to make this comment! Makes sense that Amir prefers truth social over twitter, seeing that he's a Trump supporter in a later episode!

  • @HJF
    @HJF 10 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I have a million rewards accounts that I have yet to get 1 reward from.

    • @emanuelamit222
      @emanuelamit222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey

    • @loganknox7
      @loganknox7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wild you’re here

    • @NickDBaker
      @NickDBaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I signed up for two amc rewards accounts and only go to Emagine theaters. Just need them points baby, not to mention cash.

  • @hamishr5726
    @hamishr5726 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I laughed as soon as i saw the title

  • @MrEquusQuagga
    @MrEquusQuagga 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can't get enough of these two

  • @DomDalyIam
    @DomDalyIam 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    What's with Jake's hair?

    • @ijeleo92
      @ijeleo92 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      IKR. It's like he's trying to evolve into some kind of bird.

    • @thyrisdiscordia243
      @thyrisdiscordia243 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      what's with the hipster douche beard?

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Fuck off nsa

    • @regularshow960
      @regularshow960 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's awesome isn't it

  • @foxtrotnine2504
    @foxtrotnine2504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It’s a truth... Ruth. One of my all time favorite lines

  • @ksh1zzle15
    @ksh1zzle15 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the best lol LOVE Jake and Amir!

  • @tehcommenterofepic
    @tehcommenterofepic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jake trying to cover up laughing at 1:55 is hilarious.

  • @Phazon8058MS
    @Phazon8058MS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    First things first, I'm the realest.

  • @stephanyvdw6958
    @stephanyvdw6958 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'Miles? Miles? Miles!' haha love it!

  • @Zedcomet
    @Zedcomet 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of the best episodes in a long time

  • @ThrillaWhale
    @ThrillaWhale 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That final line is priceless.

  • @101xp
    @101xp 9 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    If Amir doesn't have a social security number, how did he tape his social security card to the back of his iphone?

    • @bunnyfaceperson123
      @bunnyfaceperson123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He has the card, but there's no number on it.

    • @WillToWinvlog
      @WillToWinvlog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was revoked

    • @lincolnexists5918
      @lincolnexists5918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That one came after this so at some point in between he probably got it, or stole it

  • @idreamofdragons
    @idreamofdragons 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Amir's character can't be human... and I love that. Keep it up guys. *^O^*

  • @lifequotient
    @lifequotient 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The writing is fucking genuis man

  • @AhmedMahmoud-sq7xg
    @AhmedMahmoud-sq7xg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm glad I clicked Jake and Amir man

  • @non_brewed_condiment
    @non_brewed_condiment ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Stop roasting yourself"
    "Phyllis Diller is here"
    never caught that before, goddamn that's a good joke

  • @TheMrHicksy
    @TheMrHicksy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hands down favourite episode

  • @OutsideOReality
    @OutsideOReality 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I feel like everyone talking shit about Jake and amir don't understand the very long standing joke that is Jake and amir. They haven't changed a bit

  • @sebcde
    @sebcde 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    just pointing out that i'm glad jake and amir didn't end a few months ago :)
    keep it up please, you're awesome!

  • @jhonymasiol
    @jhonymasiol 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I couldn't stop laughing throughout the video. I want them back.

  • @kelsey824marie
    @kelsey824marie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    HAA jake saying "i already know" i just noticed is a play on the lyrics of iggy's fancy

  • @SaltySteff
    @SaltySteff ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Stop roasting yourself"

  • @slurnie
    @slurnie 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fancy joke waa very well done. Much lols

  • @jesusthroughmary
    @jesusthroughmary 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "You're gonna marry a Samanthaaaaa..."

  • @danman274
    @danman274 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I liked the fancy jokes they put in there lol "i already know"

  • @mattverstege9373
    @mattverstege9373 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really enjoy these videos, please continue making them, hopefully the people who don't like these videos will figure out that that they don't need to watch them and they can leave them for the people who like them

  • @Richardnyman90
    @Richardnyman90 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    You've gotten so good this doesn't seem scripted anymore

  • @MrBickdutt
    @MrBickdutt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never realized "heed my advice" was kind of a catchphrase:p Heard it here, rap teacher 2, and school play

  • @pigwarts
    @pigwarts 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love these mainly because of how fast they move.

  • @jesusthroughmary
    @jesusthroughmary 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Call me Han, because my credit score has been cut in half

  • @basedfatija
    @basedfatija 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    These two never fail to make me laugh

  • @MELLUMOADA
    @MELLUMOADA 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why is everyone always hating? I have always loved jake and Amir and I still do. So everyone can just not watch if they have a problem don't complain every freaking episode. Get a life

  • @kylieh6304
    @kylieh6304 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    jake when amir says ripped off on S gets me every time

  • @sdawsonco
    @sdawsonco 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Good video :)

    • @triton62674
      @triton62674 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Op Razz Sorry but we can't all follow in the footsteps of your entire family here.

    • @jacobhawkins9496
      @jacobhawkins9496 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just don't understand why some people are so mean for no reason, why say that all he said was nice vid, FUCKING WHY?

  • @astridbell3387
    @astridbell3387 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yep have missed this show

  • @Josephjoestarventicvmjar
    @Josephjoestarventicvmjar 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I LOVE JAKE AND AMIR!! Its why i subbed in the first place!

  • @paigenacage
    @paigenacage 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahaaaa I got so excited when Amir mentioned the alphabet game. I couldn't eat an apple until I did it & any apples without stems I would refuse. I want to live inside of Amir. Just burrow & live there.

  • @MeeGrrLoves
    @MeeGrrLoves 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love Jake and Amir!:D

  • @dontchy
    @dontchy 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Freakin' love these two. Never stop!

  • @PleasePaintHighElves
    @PleasePaintHighElves 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can tell that Jake and Amir are going to go big. Maybe even TV one day. Quiet impressive with the production looks like TV show :)

  • @Hollameyah899
    @Hollameyah899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:45 ughh, the acception to the rule. Doesn't he know that everyone's name is Amir Blumenfeld?

  • @sharonwanjohi9401
    @sharonwanjohi9401 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "It's a truth, Ruth"

  • @bren182
    @bren182 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Been a hardcore Jake & Amir fan since the olden days. They're still good. If you are sensitive about other people bashing on them, don't read any further comments, but if you're just about mature enough to shake other people's opinions off, then grab a popcorn and scroll down these utterly hilarious fights going on in the comments!
    *Snags popcorn*

  • @Pedakin
    @Pedakin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Phyllis diller is here".

    • @Pedakin
      @Pedakin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Still holds up.

  • @awesomedude399
    @awesomedude399 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The sash wringing, the trash thinging, the mash flinging, the flash springing...

  • @TheMardii
    @TheMardii 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg i love this show! :D

  • @ellem2342
    @ellem2342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is my favorite one

  • @r0d014
    @r0d014 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aww fuck yeah!! the Miles joke really got me!!! hahaha

  • @PhantomMono3
    @PhantomMono3 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sorry to say this, but I couldn't watch this or the newest one on the CH website. It never loads and my page goes from loading (On Chrome it's an 'X') to that refresh symbol meaning it's fully loaded. I don't know what's up.

  • @pennydesouza
    @pennydesouza 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I bet they cracked up seconds after 3:18

  • @shadowmane55
    @shadowmane55 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol i love this show never stop pleease

  • @ClydeFr0g911
    @ClydeFr0g911 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the best J N As in a while!

  • @GapGirl44
    @GapGirl44 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    this was awesome!

  • @guysongirls
    @guysongirls 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    another TH-cam coincidence: I was just watching gamegrumps mario galaxy episode 62 and they also mentioned Phyllis Diller

  • @dylaneverhartmusic
    @dylaneverhartmusic 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    IMO, Jake and Amir has been lacking lately but this one is back to their good stuff!! Especially the whole dolphin thing. And did anyone catch the subtle "I already know" 0:35 Brilliant

  • @forty_two42
    @forty_two42 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was that birdcall after the Han "Outtathisworld" supposed to be amirs Chewbacca impression. I've seen this a ton of times and I just noticed it. In my head Canon amir thinks Chewbacca is a bird.

  • @PredatorBunny
    @PredatorBunny 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yeah honestly; if someone stole my credit card info, my credit score could only go up.

  • @ramperture
    @ramperture 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I can't see why some people hate this series so much. I think these Jake and Amir moments are pretty funny. And this is a series, after all. So these people that keep commenting that these videos are never funny are technically insane because they keep coming back to these videos, which they say suck, and expecting them not to suck. This is the definition of insanity. Stop hating, you bastards.

  • @TrulyMrow
    @TrulyMrow 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Jake and Amir. I don't know what's up with all the popular comments being so negative, but I LOVE Jake and Amir. Never fail to make me laugh until I cry.

  • @iDumbTutorials
    @iDumbTutorials 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    i don't get the end

  • @jaksonkallio2551
    @jaksonkallio2551 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jake and Amir is definitely one of those hit/miss sketch series on TH-cam... either you really like it, or think it's insanely boring/stupid. I personally subscribe to CH exclusively for this series, and think all this arguing is redundant when clearly not everyone has the same sense of humor.

  • @Kascaded
    @Kascaded 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I'm so fancy, also I am an illegal alien."
    For some reason that's fucking hilarious to me.

  • @kevinz1777
    @kevinz1777 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Could someone explain the ending to me? What did he mean by "dude!" ?

  • @Vijay-tg7hf
    @Vijay-tg7hf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MILES!

  • @maggie555
    @maggie555 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this show

  • @HeyKids98
    @HeyKids98 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol great episode

  • @ChubbyPillbug
    @ChubbyPillbug 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always funny! KEEP THAT DANK STANK GOING

  • @aarondawson655
    @aarondawson655 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    At 0:50 I totally thought he was going to say "not giving a shit!"

  • @Boborbot
    @Boborbot 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lost it on the dolphin

  • @froggyfrog109
    @froggyfrog109 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is a hilarious series. Don't listen to the humorless shits that tell you to stop

  • @HadesJambix
    @HadesJambix 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't even understand the hate comments on Jake and Amir videos. The writing is so clever and the material is hilarious.

  • @pelegtabib
    @pelegtabib 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:00 Jake You can do it this Chrome DevTools

  • @israelmorales5089
    @israelmorales5089 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I died so hard 😂😂😂