Estimate: 25 views for $1. Have you watched 25,000 CollegeHumor videos? There are currently 2890 videos on the channel. If you had watched every one 8-9 times, I'd believe you.
wow, you guys realize i'm being sarcastic don't you? i figured jake and amir fans would understand sarcasm. the people that liked my comment understood it so it's not completely incomprehensible
A testament to Amir's acting skills is that I truly and genuinely hate him with every fibre of my being, even though I'm certain that he's a wonderful guy in real life
If you listen to their podcast "If I Were You," Amir is generally more sensible and thoughtful than Jake. He's is actually a very intelligent and down to Earth guy.
I think that every episode of Jake and Amir is it's own pocket dimension, where we're just going through all the incarnations of Jake and Amir, and how crazy they truly could be.
This video isn't 100% relevant, but Jake and Amir have gotten me through some hard times. The videos just get my mind off of what's happening in my life. Jake and Amir got me through a severe breakup with a girlfriend of 2 and half years and some gnarly drug addiction problems. Too bad the show is ending. Honestly, you guys don't know how much you mean to me.
ConnaghHBitch Thanks man im doing great. I moved on and currently dating a school teacher. shes 3 years older than me but shes wonderful really. I'm happy
Literally my favorite jake and amir, love the way y'all are trying not to laugh at the end. Makes it 100x funnier, at least for me. Keep doing what you're doing :*
These just keep getting more and more surreal. In 20 years it will just be an hour long, still of a duck, with the occasional shill screech in the back. The future is going to be awesome.
I love this episode. I love that Jake's so sure of himself and seems to be playing the straight man up until Will - who eats his own shit, by the way - gives a solid reason Jake could be wrong, at which point he goes on the defensive and insecure Jake makes a slight appearance. A+
Jake knew it was time, he'd lived a good full life, but now it was time for him to rest. He laid on his bed, circled by his friends and family,and suddenly remembered his old, old friend, Amir. He remembered all of the good times they shared in the office and how unfairly he treated Amir. They hadn't spoke for years after the incident, and he thought to invite him over one last time. When Amir arrived, he was in tears. He knew why he had been called over, to see his best friend die. You see, Jake had been Amir's only friend throughout his life and he had looked up to him so fondly, and now that he was passing away, he couldn't handle the thought of being on his own. He plopped down next to Jake, in pain from his arthritis ridden knee, and cried. He talked to Jake about all the times they'd had together and how'd they soon see each other in heaven. When the time came, Jake fell limp, head weighing down on the pillow. Amir bawled on his chest for hours. He'd lost his only reason to live.
It’s just pizza. I said “and shit” cause it’s like, uh, “it’s pizza and shit.” Like you go to the market and you’re like“I’m gonna get pizza and shit,” but you’re just getting pizza. You’re not really getting shit. It’s just pizza. It’s pizza and shit
I stopped watching Collegehumor for a while because I thought it was starting to suck. Then I came across this video. Jake and Amir are by far the funniest show they have. Although some of them go too far and get too gross. This had me laughing a lot:)
I've seen this skit at least a dozen times and I just noticed that Amir, and Jake to a lesser degree, are fighting back laughter at the end. To be fair though they're probably fighting back laughter all the time judging by the outtakes.
I wonder how many latecomers are able to realize that the “go back to being the needy weird that you you used to be” line was a meta reference to the comments people were leaving at the time.
How come some of the J&A videos have been transferred to IfIWereYou and some are still with CH? I know Jake and Amir recently got the legal rights to their series but are they really transferring each video?? I didn’t even know that was possible
awesome episode! for the people who are hating on CH, please stop bitching to get likes and embrace change. These newer episodes will eventually be classics; you'll go back to watch them and find they were much funnier than you remembered. that's how it works. Instead of being blinded by small changes, admire the consistently strong comedic writing CH delivers.
***** yea, I shouldn't have spoke for everyone. People are just getting harder to please. This video made me laugh a few times and that's enough for me. I don't go into a comedic video expecting to get my fucking dick blown off by the hilarity so I guess my standards just aren't as high. And I'd definitely never waist my time bashing CH if they failed to deliver a specific comedic style.
Just to let you guys know I used a sample from this video in my upcoming song "Pizza". I'm giving you guys full credit for the vocal samples. The Song is here soundcloud.com/user331943396/pizza-wip
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Do you think Jake and amir get paid or do they just love comedy and shit
. . .
Well, they do own 21 CH restaurants, so probably did all these videos for free.
@@charliebrownatemybro i eat my own poop
The proof is in the smile
@@MrRendiz dipshit!!
I think I have made college humor at least a thousand dollars in ad revenue by binge watching Jake and amir as often as I do.
tsanjou brahma
Every time I'm sick, sad, feeling bad, I always binge watch it.
Black Minior same,same,same! Peace I'm out!
these are classics
tsanjou brahma wow... thousands? can I quote u on that??
Estimate: 25 views for $1. Have you watched 25,000 CollegeHumor videos? There are currently 2890 videos on the channel. If you had watched every one 8-9 times, I'd believe you.
I love how they're almost fucking losing it at the end
The proof is in the smile.
The proof is in the smi-ale
Blink I
Jesse Garrard ass
Haha Yes! It's perfect
when he says "you eat your own shit" and the guy's just making faces i lol'd so hard
i like how they are about to laugh at the end
What the fuck you pervert.. I like it cause i think it's funny.. dumbfuck
Neither do i.. apparently he thinks there is.
wow, you guys realize i'm being sarcastic don't you? i figured jake and amir fans would understand sarcasm. the people that liked my comment understood it so it's not completely
incomprehensible
How are we supposted to know thats sarcasm dude.
Common sense? Assssssssssss XD
A testament to Amir's acting skills is that I truly and genuinely hate him with every fibre of my being, even though I'm certain that he's a wonderful guy in real life
If you listen to their podcast "If I Were You," Amir is generally more sensible and thoughtful than Jake. He's is actually a very intelligent and down to Earth guy.
If that's the case, you'd absolutely love him in real life
He’s a god in the show and in real life
How could one hate Amir with every fibre 😟, he is a pimp and a cool.
C@ptain_Jack this is the comment that got me to listen to If I Were You back in the beginning of 2019 and now i’ve listened to every episode! ass!
I'm 38 and I've watched this 38 times in the last 6 years.
You are 38? So who is older , you or Atul Khatri's grandson?
same age and same here
Whoaaa... My favourite comedian commenting on my other favourite comedians' video. You should do an Indian Jake & Amir!!
didn't expect to see you here ngl
I'm 69 and I've watched this 69 times in the last 69 years.
I feel like they learned that Peyton Manning owns a bunch of Papa John’s franchises and wrote this sketch based entirely around that
These-these-these... Pizza pies.
Cyber Kirby Are you concerned??
40 pizzas in 30 days
There must be like 100,000 episodes of this now, and yet they're still funny each time. These guys are great.
Idiot
?
@@mackenziemarden451 sorry I don't understand the hostility?
@@cramegg this comment was written 6 years ago buddy
Captain Awesome Productions try 6 weeks 😭😂😂
Oh, Mickey, you're so fine! You're so fine you blow my mind! Your love taking me higher, higher.
Than I've ever been before
dhvsheabdh the proof is in the smile
and people only smile when they're happyyyyy
OHH MICKEY
+Cameron Baba youre so fine
There is no couch Mickey, it was all a game Mickey, a fuckin riddle Mickey
I think that every episode of Jake and Amir is it's own pocket dimension, where we're just going through all the incarnations of Jake and Amir, and how crazy they truly could be.
Oh my god I never realized it like that before. The commentor above me is a philosopher! Uptoke him to karma heaven!
@@smilesalot555 hes a philosopher and a cool
I love how the second one person sides with Amir over Jake, the episode always becomes an Insecure Jake episode.
di... did... did amir just win an argument?
It happens more often than you would think...
Lest we forget about the compost incident.
@@jonahamosbuzzard-roberts5963 GID
No it was a tie
This video isn't 100% relevant, but Jake and Amir have gotten me through some hard times. The videos just get my mind off of what's happening in my life. Jake and Amir got me through a severe breakup with a girlfriend of 2 and half years and some gnarly drug addiction problems. Too bad the show is ending. Honestly, you guys don't know how much you mean to me.
Christian Bublin just broke up too. after 4 years yo. i feel you
Who gives a shit
+Christian Bublin Did you spend a bad amount of money on drugs?
+Haani Pasha Hope you feel better now m8
ConnaghHBitch Thanks man im doing great. I moved on and currently dating a school teacher. shes 3 years older than me but shes wonderful really. I'm happy
pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-papa johns!
I came back in 2020 because I randomly had this phrase stuck in my head
Same, but in 2024.
“The proof is in the smile” LOST IT
i about turned the skit off because this part was so unfunny and invasive. Lucky I stayed til the end and got to see Will and jake's exchange.
@@Burrgametate ass
I guess correcting Jake is Will's place.
How do you comment on every youtube video?
***** I get that a lot.
You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about..... ASS
The way jake says “are you concerned?” It seems like he’s about to burst with laughter
Literally my favorite jake and amir, love the way y'all are trying not to laugh at the end. Makes it 100x funnier, at least for me. Keep doing what you're doing :*
I think I'd totally watch a video of them just calling each other an ass back and forth with out laughing. Who ever laughs first looses
I lost 16 seconds in. By the way, /)
You're a genius. Challenge accepted. ;D
Given by how often he covers his mouth in the videos to conceal a smile, I'm fairly sure Jake would lose. I'd still watch though.
1:53 is a legendary comedy clip
These just keep getting more and more surreal. In 20 years it will just be an hour long, still of a duck, with the occasional shill screech in the back.
The future is going to be awesome.
Max Beaulieu ｒｉｐ
Oh boy, do i have some news for you!
oof
Okay who’s gonna tell him
You guys are dumb, there will be a revival show in 10 years
How the heck does this make me laugh now just as much as it did 8 years ago!
I really like the addition of Will as another quietly insane J&A recurring character.
Imagine how many takes they had to do at the end when the final one that made it they are still barely holding back the laughter!
I love this episode. I love that Jake's so sure of himself and seems to be playing the straight man up until Will - who eats his own shit, by the way - gives a solid reason Jake could be wrong, at which point he goes on the defensive and insecure Jake makes a slight appearance. A+
The proof is in the smile, people only smile when they're happy! Thank you Steffcomedy
It's like a summary of the internet.
The last 5 seconds was great. You can tell they were trying really hard not to laugh. XD
1:54 Replay button.
Rewatching all the old episodes. So glad you guys are back!
I love how they both start to grin at the end.
I love how Jake's trying to block Amir's freakishly long arms at 1:47
I don't know who any of the people mentioned are because I live in Australia, but this was freaking hilarious, best J&A in a while.
American Football players
TheZentrique Derek Jeter plays baseball.
yeh normally i just watch em & move on, but this made me laugh uncontrollably.
This one was a masterclass
peyton manning?
more like pey-me-a-ton manning amirite
Harry Feldman diva roach
Excuse you.
dont be such a bitchly.
+Felix Hultman excuse*
im gonna give you the 'ol howdoyadoooo
1:11 I love how that comment almost sounds like meta commentary
Jake knew it was time, he'd lived a good full life, but now it was time for him to rest. He laid on his bed, circled by his friends and family,and suddenly remembered his old, old friend, Amir. He remembered all of the good times they shared in the office and how unfairly he treated Amir. They hadn't spoke for years after the incident, and he thought to invite him over one last time. When Amir arrived, he was in tears. He knew why he had been called over, to see his best friend die. You see, Jake had been Amir's only friend throughout his life and he had looked up to him so fondly, and now that he was passing away, he couldn't handle the thought of being on his own. He plopped down next to Jake, in pain from his arthritis ridden knee, and cried. He talked to Jake about all the times they'd had together and how'd they soon see each other in heaven. When the time came, Jake fell limp, head weighing down on the pillow. Amir bawled on his chest for hours. He'd lost his only reason to live.
lik dis if u kry evry tim
:(
I am crying tears of soy right now :-(
Johnny Jefferson Bro that is a nice piece
Narayan V K I know dude.
Johnny Jefferson I came here to laugh, not to feel.
0:55 and 3:09. Oh my I loove how Jake shrivels into an Amir clone.
It’s just pizza. I said “and shit” cause it’s like, uh, “it’s pizza and shit.” Like you go to the market and you’re like“I’m gonna get pizza and shit,” but you’re just getting pizza. You’re not really getting shit. It’s just pizza. It’s pizza and shit
But it smells and tastes like...
Can't stop watching this.
are you GAY!????
Been watchingfor years. Still one of my favourite Jake And Amir episodes.
This is one the best jake and amir episodes ive seen in a long ASS time.
I stopped watching Collegehumor for a while because I thought it was starting to suck. Then I came across this video. Jake and Amir are by far the funniest show they have. Although some of them go too far and get too gross. This had me laughing a lot:)
***** you don't know what the FUCK you're talking about... ass
***** what add said
I stopped watching college humour because it became overtly political left wing drivel.... thank god for this Jake and Amir channel
I just noticed that Amir's philtrum is crooked? I noticed it and now I can't stop staring at it.
I love a good turn on Jake every once in awhile.
Possibly the best one yet
i was about to say the same thing.
"the proof is in the smile, and people only smile when their happy"
They were both cracking a smile at the end lol
best Internet comedy duo?
I've seen this skit at least a dozen times and I just noticed that Amir, and Jake to a lesser degree, are fighting back laughter at the end. To be fair though they're probably fighting back laughter all the time judging by the outtakes.
the roles get reversed so fast, love it
there is no role reversal
I know I love the ones where that side of jake comes out of nowhere
I love when Amir manages to bring down Jake to his level
I freaking love this episode! so gooood!
Damn seeing these episodes for like the 5th time really brings memories, I love how they couldnt hold their smiles at the end :p.
at the end theyre trying so hard not to laugh it made me laugh even harder
I wonder how many latecomers are able to realize that the “go back to being the needy weird that you you used to be” line was a meta reference to the comments people were leaving at the time.
why would jake drop the topic? why didnt he look up to see if that guy owned those resturants? if it was me, id never listen to a guy who eats shit
This is the best one.
Can we have 2 Jake and Amir's a week? Love them :)
I love that you can see them strugeling to keep it together at the end haha
How come some of the J&A videos have been transferred to IfIWereYou and some are still with CH? I know Jake and Amir recently got the legal rights to their series but are they really transferring each video?? I didn’t even know that was possible
lmfao this was like the best jake and amir yet seriously i died laughing
Amir is the only one that doesn’t look like he’s on the brink of breaking the entire scene😂
I love the ending, they certainly busted out laughing in the outtakes.
I bet this is just a normal convo between them...and collegehumor have the tape recording on them 24/7 haha favourite tom & jerry couple for sure ;)
Listen to their podcast the If I Were You show, it shows them more as equals and they act with a lot more of their real personalities.
This is the best Jake and Amir bit. Never gets old.
awesome episode! for the people who are hating on CH, please stop bitching to get likes and embrace change. These newer episodes will eventually be classics; you'll go back to watch them and find they were much funnier than you remembered. that's how it works. Instead of being blinded by small changes, admire the consistently strong comedic writing CH delivers.
That's not how it works.
***** yea, I shouldn't have spoke for everyone. People are just getting harder to please. This video made me laugh a few times and that's enough for me. I don't go into a comedic video expecting to get my fucking dick blown off by the hilarity so I guess my standards just aren't as high. And I'd definitely never waist my time bashing CH if they failed to deliver a specific comedic style.
***** Touche Warga, Touche..
***** Lmao waste* you damn grammar hitlers
***** beezer
I can't hear about Papa John's without thinking "PA-PA-PA-PA-Papa John!"
Ahaha they were losing it right at the end got I love them so funny
So good coming back to these videos lol, I used to watch these all night when I was in middle school
you can tell they were gonna bust out laughing at the end
this episode is so much better than last one... good job CH
this is my favorite youtube video ever #jake #amir #and
Im glad jake got his tongue back
1:28 Ford FOCUS???
One take Jake in full force in this sketch.
you could tell they were laughing at the end :)
This is definitely one of the best episodes.
So you think they did the ad just because they love razors and music? Not because Schick Hydro and Pandora paid them?
1:58 N To The O Z
Guys if you didn't know go check out " if i were you " its a podcast the jake and amir do every week and its fucking BEAST!!!
3:08 Jake said that so well!
Is the "You don't know what the FUCK you're talking about!" Line from Dexter? Lol.
I thought that as well :L
Amir being accidentally right brings me a new kind of anger.
Question. Do you think Jake and Amir get paid to do these collegehumor videos, or do they just love comedy 'n shit?
I guess they joined CH as they love comedy n shit n that's probs how they get paid so ...yeah
I just realized a bunch of my everyday 1 liners come from Jake and Amir skits that almost never go detected.
Every time I see anything about Papa Johns I always think about how Amir says it at 2:40
Lmao dude same! Everytime we order I'll like: PAPAPAPAPAPAJOHNS!
i want another one where amir does something evil and unthinkable and cries about something
Just to let you guys know I used a sample from this video in my upcoming song "Pizza". I'm giving you guys full credit for the vocal samples. The Song is here soundcloud.com/user331943396/pizza-wip
This might be my new favourite episode. The writing is just so perfect.
a pretty piercing critique of capitalism
This is so much more informative than the Discovery Channel.
todays youtube could never. rip
I haven't watch J&A in months and this episode slayed me. Will start watching again!
I resent you pointing at me lol
Arguing with Amri is like arguing with anyone on the Internet.
super bowl champ x2
asshole x infinity
Weiss und stolz!
Ass.
this is the best Jake and Amir