Florida Isn't Real

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ม.ค. 2025

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  • @conkcreatbb
    @conkcreatbb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7174

    this feels like seeing a 14th century king having to solve the peasant’s problems one by one and there’s just these two guys fighting over a chicken trying to get the other publicly beheaded, splendid

    • @adopted996
      @adopted996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Lmao

    • @PabloEskimofo
      @PabloEskimofo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Maybe all along WE are the chickens running around with our heads cut off…
      This has been my Jaden Smith moment of the day, thank you

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Caleb OKAY I've never heard of these, holy shit.

    • @captainsprinkles6557
      @captainsprinkles6557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Can't wait for the new Oversimplified

    • @newtonianromance
      @newtonianromance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao yes

  • @NaglTV
    @NaglTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28911

    “Call the chicken ambulance?” Truly a shame that Florida doesnt have the chicken health care infrastructure that so many of its feathered denizens deserve.

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I’M BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0 LMAO

    • @i-love-anime-idols
      @i-love-anime-idols 2 ปีที่แล้ว +482

      Im not better than penguinz0 ;(

    • @chxse8685
      @chxse8685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      this isn't patented yet is it

    • @lordawsome5545
      @lordawsome5545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@i-love-anime-idols nobody is

    • @Joe_.
      @Joe_. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Kentucky fried care

  • @Cybersynthetica
    @Cybersynthetica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4796

    “I’ve lived in Florida my whole life.”
    The most tragic opening line in history.

    • @_ripVanWinkle_
      @_ripVanWinkle_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Florida is superior to any other land mass on this continent

    • @V0YAG3R
      @V0YAG3R 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And communism is a religion of peace 👌🏻

    • @saltythugproductions9686
      @saltythugproductions9686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Florida is the best state in usa nice beaches nice people and wildlife. No sales tax Florida is the best i've lived in NM, TX , TN, CA and FL in my personal life has been the best state.

    • @leviathandrumming2175
      @leviathandrumming2175 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You hate us cause you aint' us 😎
      Or in the words of James Franco; You hate us because you anus lol

    • @epicvasmr
      @epicvasmr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      A backstory sadder than guts’

  • @Newjerseyblows
    @Newjerseyblows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    I lived in Florida for about a year and saw so many unreal things. I once saw a guy get into a full on fist fight with a raccoon. The guy ended up pulling out a board so the raccoon was awarded the decision by DQ.

    • @jillvalentinefan77
      @jillvalentinefan77 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please tell me that Raccoon kicked that guy's ass.

    • @marineburger1069
      @marineburger1069 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😭

    • @jonathanathor117
      @jonathanathor117 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Bucky had enough of Rocket's BS.

    • @sylentnote
      @sylentnote ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I once saw a guy driving a lawn mower on the sidewalk/side of the road

    • @Yuhyurfrd
      @Yuhyurfrd ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@jonathanathor117 LMAOOO

  • @juniperjuniper8774
    @juniperjuniper8774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2738

    the fact that the internet allows the entire world to weigh in on what not long ago would have been the matter of just one small town is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying

    • @lilbigbozo
      @lilbigbozo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I decree Jason the one to be at fault, and he shall be razed at the stake.

    • @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2
      @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Why do you think I love reading Florida Man articles?

    • @R.B.90
      @R.B.90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      It's definitely more terrifying to me. I understand the importance of giving a voice to the voiceless but a lot of people really shouldn't have a voice.

    • @muscleman125
      @muscleman125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@R.B.90 Everyone should have a voice, because it allows bad ideas to be labeled as bad, and the people who follow those ideas as bad

    • @kidcodi2396
      @kidcodi2396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is in the biggest city (population and area not metro) in Florida

  • @cocob7370
    @cocob7370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1957

    Charlie, it is your sole responsibility to follow this story through. Drop everything and become detective Charles. Interviews, attend the trial, give us the story we deserve

    • @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache
      @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Better Call Moist

    • @wool578
      @wool578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      johnny depp v. amber heard move over, it's time for the men to have their fun.

    • @comedyjortsgamer4307
      @comedyjortsgamer4307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      there's no jury more impartial than one with charlie in it

    • @Daniel-vn6zr
      @Daniel-vn6zr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell Yeah!

    • @xghostcat6957
      @xghostcat6957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      officer greg

  • @Mr.Spongecake
    @Mr.Spongecake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1541

    "So I'm defending myself. You know, I was fearing for my safety. And the chicken, ya know, died!"
    A truly comprehensive recollection of events.

    • @doriangrigorie7345
      @doriangrigorie7345 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      The moment that man started to feel fear, life was erased from that rooster's soul. Thas a weird super power

    • @wolfrainexxx
      @wolfrainexxx ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@doriangrigorie7345 Reminds me of One Punch Man - "As his heartbeat increases, it peaks, and his opponent dies."

    • @T.tauristar
      @T.tauristar ปีที่แล้ว +1

      his speech kinda gives Jesse Pinkman

    • @DarkDoughnutsVids
      @DarkDoughnutsVids ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Does everyone in Florida besides Charlie talk like they're Chris-chan

    • @hortensia9439
      @hortensia9439 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wolfrainexxx The Roo Engine

  • @5amura115
    @5amura115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Feel bad for James. He seems like a simple good ol boy. Probably can't spell too good but damn it he'll get you back on the road if you're broke down type of guy.

  • @RainbowJester
    @RainbowJester 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6459

    As a non-Floridan, I cannot confirm nor deny that Florida is real

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture5596
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture5596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DONT READ MY USERNAME!

    • @Diedqra
      @Diedqra 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody cares + penguinz0 content fell off

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m better than penguinz0 Lmao

    • @makanih808
      @makanih808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Ah yes. schrödinger's florida

    • @monerix6858
      @monerix6858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      As a Floridian resident I can confirm that we are not real.

  • @femboy_wettuce4391
    @femboy_wettuce4391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1360

    Roosters are extremely aggressive, and a neighbor's rooster would sometimes jump our fence and like do some territory claiming thing on our property, eventually our dog lily at the time attackedit. It seemed to have survived but the neighbor moved soon after as it was a rental property.

    • @obama_man9933
      @obama_man9933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      My chickens got attacked by a pair of stray dogs, only one got killed as the rooster and one of the hens got injured

    • @Ilive_420
      @Ilive_420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@obama_man9933 I'm sorry to hear that :(. I love chickens, I had a pet and she could do all kinds of tricks. She was way smarter than my dogs lol.
      Chickens (and birds in general) are massively underrated.

    • @Ilive_420
      @Ilive_420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Roosters aren't "extremely agressive" tho, the territory claiming is the same thing dogs do with peeing and it's not seen as agressive.
      They can get agressive if you stress the chickens or you're annoying.

    • @briannelson3830
      @briannelson3830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Ilive_420 no roosters can be very aggressive the territory claiming is nothing like a dog peeing they violently defend what they want. I own a ton of chickens they are violent creatures especially to each other.

    • @99mage99
      @99mage99 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ilive_420 There's a reason Roosters have the nickname "Cock", and it's because they're mean little cocks.

  • @stevegg9654
    @stevegg9654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2105

    I love how Charles brings the hard hitting stories to the masses. Without this we would never have known about the chicken police. True heroes don't always wear capes... sometimes they just wear white tees

    • @HoloTWWOriginal
      @HoloTWWOriginal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Charles" cringe

    • @FreakyHimmel
      @FreakyHimmel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙᴢᴇɴ I love you bbg 😘

    • @dzikowy7
      @dzikowy7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's a jesus christ after all

    • @jazzman7842
      @jazzman7842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@HoloTWWOriginal you cannot be saying that with your name and pfp

    • @sidthesloth4668
      @sidthesloth4668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙᴢᴇɴ you are mid

  • @deepdivemusic5181
    @deepdivemusic5181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    A felony for a rooster??? This is just Skyrim logic at this point.

  • @raventhecraven1306
    @raventhecraven1306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1975

    As someone who owns chickens, roosters will literally murder each other. They have spurs on their legs which these use to stab each other and , of course, humans. If they jump and get you in the neck, well you’re dead. However, they follow a sort of pecking order, meaning if you put the rooster in its place it wont attack you. But if it feels its territory and flock are at risk, they’ll attack no matter what. Also, by territory, I mean anywhere they take a shit.
    Conclusion: Florida is, in fact, in the void, and roosters are nasty.

    • @ilexlio
      @ilexlio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Legit, had someone drop a known asshole of a rooster off on our property and it pecked the shit out of our own rooster, then tried to have a go at us. Which was unfortunate for it since the rule of the yard is you don't fight the hand that feeds. Our rooster actually went into hiding until we were able to get rid of the offender, my mom said he made happy clucks at her when he was able to leave his safety pen

    • @nothanksplease
      @nothanksplease 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      the fact he let it run is just irresponsible. i was attacked by one of ours as a little one. it could absolutely hurt/ kill a small child so if anything he should be in trouble.

    • @AnthonyBlamthony
      @AnthonyBlamthony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude a chickens not gonna fucking slice your neck like it’s Solid Snake stop bullshitting. Of course they can kill other chickens. They’re chickens. But it’s scratching your neck is not going to kill you. Next you’re gonna tell us about the dangers of aggressive beta fish.

    • @raventhecraven1306
      @raventhecraven1306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AnthonyBlamthony you obviously have never dealt with chickens mate.

    • @AnthonyBlamthony
      @AnthonyBlamthony 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raventhecraven1306I have I owned chickens in Haiti, most people there do. 2 it’s physically impossible. Do you think that the human neck is made of rice paper? You honestly think a chicken has the strength for that?
      Yeah no you’re either bullshitting or an idiot there’s no other option.

  • @epicboxx3838
    @epicboxx3838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2001

    I’m assuming shoe licking guy was actually just trying to build up his immune system. He wasn’t doing it for pleasure, he was vaccinating for diseases that would never even happen

    • @OrgbadTheShaman
      @OrgbadTheShaman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      a true gamer grinding up his stats

    • @Naptosis
      @Naptosis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I imagine finding someone that stepped in dog śhıt was like winning the lottery for him.
      My sincerest apologies for putting that image in reader's heads.

    • @chefboiardeeznutz9881
      @chefboiardeeznutz9881 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He heard about getting multiple vaccines to beat the coof and figured shoe licking was better.

    • @WatchMaiiVidz
      @WatchMaiiVidz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I live in Tampa. I know the shoe licker. There's also a guy who rides around playing street hockey on roller blades all over an area called Hyde Park.

    • @wool578
      @wool578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@WatchMaiiVidz k

  • @TourettesMajestic
    @TourettesMajestic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1639

    James is out here looking genuinely stunned about this whole situation but he’s ready to go to court 😂

    • @Allister_1
      @Allister_1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      THERE BE BOTS IN THESE HILLS
      BOTS I SAYS!

    • @TourettesMajestic
      @TourettesMajestic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Allister_1 omfg 😂😂😂

    • @sweatybeanz808
      @sweatybeanz808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Allister_1 DEMETRIUS GRAB MY SHOTGUN

    • @itsinugami
      @itsinugami 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bots wilding out here, on god

    • @thanos4959
      @thanos4959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Instabruh.User.. dude you make the best contest on TH-cam. Definitely the TH-camr of all time ngl

  • @justtheeditingtip2131
    @justtheeditingtip2131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    i was born and raised in florida and moved away about 8 years ago, but at the last place i lived, there was a gang of wild chickens that roamed my neighborhood and at night they would fly up into this big tree in our backyard to sleep. they were pretty chill but the couple roosters were definitely assholes and we'd steer clear of them. florida is definitely not a real place

    • @bozzskaggs112
      @bozzskaggs112 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That sounds like a pretty convenient meat market. Also, more tender than iggies.

    • @succubliss379
      @succubliss379 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I remember visiting Florida and seeing cats grooming chickens. I was like tf. The stray cats and chickens were fucking friends and I was like damn cat if I was you I'd be eating that bitch...that was until I owned chickens and realize they hunt rats and mice just like cats ;-;

    • @laurabustos6560
      @laurabustos6560 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A year later but I swear to all the dieties I saw a documentary on the wild chickens of Miami and their wranglers.

  • @swordman128
    @swordman128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3155

    The “Australia is fake” conspiracy is what Florida is slowly developing into

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Thats a thing?

    • @maddlepaddle420
      @maddlepaddle420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Stoooop they'll stop paying us for our performance...(if you could tell me were the fluck the money is btw id appreciate it 🤣)

    • @LittleTea62
      @LittleTea62 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know this would be in here about the great land of Australia

    • @zoe7159
      @zoe7159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maddlepaddle420 NO because everyone keeps talking about it and I keep missing my pay checks because of it 🙄

    • @maddlepaddle420
      @maddlepaddle420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @just a kreigan engineer Thankyou 🙏😩

  • @henrymellor9760
    @henrymellor9760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

    By Jason’s logic, James was just “playing” with Big Roo with a stick it wasn’t animal cruelty

    • @bobbobert4884
      @bobbobert4884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I feel bad for laughing at this. It was clearly Jasons denial of big Roo's(RIP) territorial behavior, possibly even hormonal food, that led to an increase in this characteristic rooster behavior. After all, maybe in his mind he was playing - that is, playing, the game of life

    • @yomommashaus
      @yomommashaus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LOL "I was just playing with Big Roo and my flamethrower, same as if I was playing with the children!"

    • @j0ellyfish
      @j0ellyfish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yomommashaus I'd rather it be a human child.

    • @nobody7817
      @nobody7817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@yomommashaus I tried to put the flames out with this BBQ sauce...

    • @MononymousM
      @MononymousM 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@j0ellyfish gr8 b8 m8

  • @Clara-ti7tv
    @Clara-ti7tv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    I've owned chickens for years and it is true that most roosters tend to be aggressive. Usually I just shuffle them around with my foot until they give up but its terrifying to people who don't have experience with roosters. They've got sharp spurs on the backs of their legs that can leave pretty big puncture wounds. I have two scars on the back of my leg from my rooster.

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’M BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0 LMAO

    • @jstarzzz6638
      @jstarzzz6638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      you should block these bots man

    • @honeybelle1203
      @honeybelle1203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Isn't there a procedure where the spurs can be removed, or is this considered unethical? I've never gotten to own farm animals (although I would love to raise chickens NGL) so my knowledge in that field is lacking.

    • @brertt8350
      @brertt8350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@honeybelle1203 people do it with cats and you have to break their nuckles and fucked up in general. Also chickens and roosters are usually owned in hundreds so it would be pricey paying someone who's certified to humanely do that shit

    • @gamebotsonline
      @gamebotsonline 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@honeybelle1203 I think you can, there's also a procedure to remove the sharp part of the beak. The beak one is awful and usually just done in mass farms, I'm not sure about people's thoughts on the spurs procedure, though I wouldn't bother with it myself. Their claws are plenty sharp enough as well anyway, best to wear tall heavy boots for protection.

  • @FandralStar
    @FandralStar ปีที่แล้ว +57

    My uncle works at a rooster ambulance and he says that people's apprehension to call them and ignorance about them is the cause for like half of all rooster deaths. So glad Charlie brought light to this subject.

    • @boschetti666
      @boschetti666 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "rooster ambulance" is so fucking funny for no reason

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Please don't be disrespectful and call it by it's name, the ambRoolance

    • @Aeunax123
      @Aeunax123 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Brother you truly made me giggle with this one 😂

    • @DaTimmeh
      @DaTimmeh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Random-sk6hmThat one is local to Aussie land tho.

  • @spyterpig
    @spyterpig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2945

    Jason seems like one of those people that say "my child can do no wrong" when they are a future mass murderer.

    • @SmileFlame3
      @SmileFlame3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@MamadNobari Not even that, he’s one of them who says their kid is an angel even when their kid is guilty for a worldwide massacre

    • @hiruharada2650
      @hiruharada2650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I once was in a daycare with a big fat chicken just like that.

    • @heruhcanedean
      @heruhcanedean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I have a rooster named Dik-Dik (he's named after a species of antelope). He looks really cool and he was the least aggressive of the 2. "Rooster Stew" is a recipe and now I have 1.

    • @mothvile
      @mothvile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not even that, he's the type to not have kids

    • @1biasedherbertfan979
      @1biasedherbertfan979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SmileFlame3 not even that he’s one of them people who say there kidsthe sweetest soul to ever live even when they nuked the entirety of Europe and Africa and turning into the joker mixed with killmonger

  • @regrowablesoup9671
    @regrowablesoup9671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1483

    Charlie is right about roosters being aggressive. I've owned rooster before and have been attacked. Left a scar on my hand when it jumped at me and I couldn't move my fingers for a week. Their talons are sharp

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture5596
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture5596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DONT READ MY USERNAME!!

    • @Diedqra
      @Diedqra 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody cares + penguinz0 content fell off💀💀💀

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’M BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0

    • @ProfessionalTroll420
      @ProfessionalTroll420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I own 14 now and can confirm. You can’t be aggressive with them either cuz it’ll piss them off more lol

    • @aaronwild2894
      @aaronwild2894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Did you try hitting hit with a stick?

  • @burnished
    @burnished 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2467

    As someone in the farming community, keeping Roosters that show any aggression towards people is not acceptable. If the guy wanted a pet rooster, he needs to keep it contained in his yard. Roosters of large sizes can have really huge, damaging spurs they'll try to kick you with. Honestly the guy that had the rooster is lucky no one called animal control on it for attacking people in the community.

    • @kojikakoifish2862
      @kojikakoifish2862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      This was my thought, he let the thing run loose onto other people's property. Where's his charge for failing to contain his animal? If the rooster did nothing and just showed up on someone else's property they'd be well within their rights to shoot it, baffles me that anyone would even contemplate charging the other guy with a felony.

    • @tornadodee148
      @tornadodee148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      instead, it was James who had animal control called on his ass simply for defending himself from the aggressive animal. what a world we live in.

    • @Beelzebubby91
      @Beelzebubby91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      If you have chickens, don’t you keep them in a pen all the time anyway unless you live on a ranch in the middle of nowhere? There’s clearly a road right next to the guys house and cars could run them over. I don’t think he cares about them much.

    • @zd5587
      @zd5587 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seriously they hit a main vein in your leg or jump high enough to reach your crotch and it’s all over.

    • @screaming9291
      @screaming9291 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gc

  • @HAMSTERSFIX
    @HAMSTERSFIX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Anyone who lives remotely close to a rooster knows exactly how and why this went down

    • @nobodykayaks1041
      @nobodykayaks1041 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      absolutely, my rooster will chase me down and will not stop attacking me.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Some birds are absolute shit heads. I was attacked by a goose when I was five. I was literally just standing there. Fuck that dude.

    • @Tysonfuryisgay
      @Tysonfuryisgay 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Crowing

  • @MysticFNW
    @MysticFNW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1702

    Charlie the only guy to sit down for 10 minutes talking about someone who killed a chicken and didn't call the chicken ambulance or chicken police.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yo fam I’m an small TH-camr, and I make a range of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a variety of other content and I’m still working on versatility, and quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @ZTGOfficialYT
      @ZTGOfficialYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      His content is boring isn't it

    • @redhairedgodlybeast3143
      @redhairedgodlybeast3143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ZTGOfficialYT nah tbh

    • @MysticFNW
      @MysticFNW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ZTGOfficialYT boring but entertaining.

    • @Handletoncity
      @Handletoncity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chicken police lmaooo 😭😭

  • @bottled_leviathan9376
    @bottled_leviathan9376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    As someone who grew up on multiple farms, this was definitely self defense, most of the time you buy a rooster specifically because they're aggressive so that it'll protect your hens from coyotess owls, and lynx's, roosters will go toe to toe with anything just like a damn badger, and from my experience, there isn't any special burial ceremony people give to their roosters, at least not commonplace so throwing it in a ditch where it's out of the way of getting disturbed by traffic sounds like the only real option besides leaving the corpse by the owners house, which probably would have come off worse. Roosters are glass cannons in the perfect sense of the word, they can only take so much, but in that time you could pretty easily get a one way trip to the hospital. Ik general society probably sees this as a joke, but if it wasn't for that stick, this could have been a very different story

    • @aeonnova82
      @aeonnova82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      For real. My father owns two, and his roosters are fucking aggressive. Especially the short one who roams freely. Even if i threaten it with a stick on a safe location, it will still keep pressing onto the locked rooster. If i'm successful, it'll come back a few minutes later. If I failed to see to it in time, that short rooster is literally going to die

    • @succubliss379
      @succubliss379 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh easily. It's why I don't have roosters with a three year old....though I have a hen who thinks she's a rooster and will attack my son. It's fucking hilarious cause she's two lbs of fluff and he doesn't notice until she kicks him in the chest and he just giggles. He's kinda a tank though at fifty lbs and already almost four feet lol

    • @__-tp4tm
      @__-tp4tm ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When my younger brother and I were like 4 and 5, our next- older brother who was like 12, trapped us in the chicken cage far in the backyard.
      We were absolutely terrified as the big rooster called Johann showed us warnings and was clearly agitated by us in there. There were low places to climb, and from there we started climbing up the fence another meter or so. Rooster was seemingly okay with us staying at distance, until a minute later or so, our big brother let us out, really was a terrifying experience anyhow.
      He was the kinda brother to try out wrestling moves on his younger siblings. What an a-hole he was, and partly is to this day.

    • @bobthepancake2870
      @bobthepancake2870 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goggles789 Your evidence?

    • @fiddlechrome
      @fiddlechrome ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @goggles789 "your claim is wrong bc i said so"

  • @Dragorosso95
    @Dragorosso95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2876

    While I'm sad to hear that the animal has perished and that their friendship is ruined, I can't put the whole blame on James here: roosters are notoriously aggressive animals, they even attack men and could be dangerous with those talons. The rooster should've stayed fenced, you can't let such aggressive animals free to roam and attack people.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

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    • @fAKSDFKamsdf
      @fAKSDFKamsdf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@ItzMalick no

    • @daquonsimmons8240
      @daquonsimmons8240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      ​@@ItzMalick DUDE STOP COMMENTING THIS ON EVERY SINGLE CHANNEL. THIS IS NOW THE 20TH CHANNEL I HAVE SEEN U ON. YOU HAVE OVER 2000 COMMENTS ON THE JUBILEE CHANNEL, AND 1000 COMMENTS ON THIS CHANNEL, ADIN ROSS, LOVELIVESERVE, and MORE

    • @Just_Nice07
      @Just_Nice07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dude its just a roster and the guy killed the roster sent 5 year prison for that

    • @SonicMaster519
      @SonicMaster519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unrelated but I love your Dark Mage pfp

  • @karsonmapes
    @karsonmapes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “ and he called the chicken police on me“
    made me cackle

  • @briarbat
    @briarbat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2314

    As someone who's had pet chickens and would be devastated if one of my girls died, I'm leaning towards James' side. Like yeah it's terrible that he never told his neigbor what happened, but Roosters are indeed aggressive and territorial. And contrary to their size, they will fuck you UP if they want to. Those spurs and talons tear through skin like razors and it's no rare occurence that chicken farmers have to cull the occaisional rooster because it's attacking farmhands or other hens. Big Roo likely thought the whole neighborhood was his territory since his owner never fenced him in and that's gonna cause problems for everyone.

    • @waxblastt
      @waxblastt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Over 15 years ago I had a rooster randomly kill 2 hens. Since then any rooster that accidentally ends up in my coop (misidentified when chicks) gets culled somehow. They would try to attack my kids and each other. Even ducks and turkeys are nicer than roosters

    • @drilled4798
      @drilled4798 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      KKona

    • @craigbowen9995
      @craigbowen9995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@waxblastt What about Geese though?

    • @waxblastt
      @waxblastt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@craigbowen9995 never owned geese. I've heard they're pricks. Ducks are usually shy, turkeys always have a certain "character" about them, and hens are usually all sweet. I also don't particularly enjoy goose eggs or meat so they'd have to be a pet and I don't really want an animal known to be mean as a pet. I'm sure other people like geese or even simply like having difficult animals but neither appeal to me as a utility or pet. Again, I'm sure people have had good experiences with geese, but the few people I've known who've tried owning geese say they're a lot like really big, really unpredictable ducks.

    • @strayiggytv
      @strayiggytv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@waxblastt the aggression level in roosters varies wildly between individuals. You want a rooster aggressive enough to defend the hens from predators but not a "man fighter" or one that attacks hens. Definitely cull roosters who do either of those things but a human/hen friendly rooster can be a real predator deterrent.

  • @biskaye
    @biskaye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    can we just admire the state of Florida for giving us gold content like this while in the safety of our own homes

    • @hope.1503
      @hope.1503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This reads like the state of Florida is inside your home

    • @hannahukki
      @hannahukki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hope.1503 i am inside ur home

    • @grandglad5488
      @grandglad5488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hannahukki im in your walls

    • @bigsnugga
      @bigsnugga 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hannahukki i wouldnt mind a cutie in my house

    • @hannahukki
      @hannahukki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bigsnugga i am 93 years old and i have scurvy

  • @MoonWielder
    @MoonWielder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2107

    James could go ahead and sue for getting wrongfully arrested. The owner of the rooster is the only one that is accountable for keeping his animals on his territory, and this clearly shows how irresponsible the owner was. This is so clucked up!

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’M BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0 LMAO

    • @mikespiegel5990
      @mikespiegel5990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      I agree. Roosters are farm animals and very very aggressive, I don't blame the guy for hitting it. Also they don't give up, sometimes people do accidentally kill roosters just trying to leave the scene without serious injury.

    • @penesan3983
      @penesan3983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I see what you did there with the end of your comment. That part clucked me into tears. 😆

    • @PG-jc8bz
      @PG-jc8bz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a very very sad story 😢 😔 😞

    • @AstoricaArt
      @AstoricaArt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      In the case of dogs, the owner is at fault if their dog is not contained properly and runs around attacking people. I understand the damage a rooster can do is usually not as bad as what a dog can, but I think it's unfair that this man is getting a felony charge for defending himself against an animal that wasn't contained properly.

  • @brassplyer
    @brassplyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I applaud your ability to keep a straight face while discussing this.

  • @cyborgninjamonkey
    @cyborgninjamonkey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    A lot of the reason for the "Florida Man" stereotype is because of the Sunshine Law passed in Florida in 1995; it makes court charges a matter of public record as soon as they're filed as opposed to once they're decided like in most states.
    I wonder what would happen if other states followed that law for a couple weeks. I'd be willing to bet some random-ass unsuspecting candidates would blow Florida out of the water.

    • @ethantejedor2241
      @ethantejedor2241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Lots of folks forget about sunshine law. It also applies to elected officials. You cannot conduct official business unless it is public and on the record.

    • @cyborgninjamonkey
      @cyborgninjamonkey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ethantejedor2241 yep.
      Matt Gaetz: 😲🤯😱

    • @davidmoak1219
      @davidmoak1219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@cyborgninjamonkey Shiiiiiiit so there's an Every-State-Man out there, and we're all just being left in the dark... suppressed, unallowed to be given the divine illuminance of every states Florida Man. That is the saddest story I have ever heard.

    • @cyborgninjamonkey
      @cyborgninjamonkey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@davidmoak1219 well said, mate, well said

    • @Aristomenis31
      @Aristomenis31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      New York and Baltimore. I promise you

  • @wannabnoodles
    @wannabnoodles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    "James should've said, the chicken attacked me and went straight to valhalla" is one of the best jokes I've ever heard.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @daquonsimmons8240
      @daquonsimmons8240 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItzMalick DUDE STOP COMMENTING THIS ON EVERY SINGLE CHANNEL. THIS IS NOW THE 20TH CHANNEL I HAVE SEEN U ON. YOU HAVE OVER 2000 COMMENTS ON THE JUBILEE CHANNEL, AND 1000 COMMENTS ON THIS CHANNEL, ADIN ROSS, LOVELIVESERVE, and MORE

    • @annoyinggull
      @annoyinggull 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daquonsimmons8240 it’s a bot, just ignore it or it will do it more

    • @daquonsimmons8240
      @daquonsimmons8240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@annoyinggull sadly its not a bot, its a real dude who spams every comment section. i went on his profile and he posts videos of himself in the worst content ever

    • @daquonsimmons8240
      @daquonsimmons8240 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@annoyinggull his comments seem like he is a bot but he is not, just a dude with n o l i f e

  • @sheltongolden4394
    @sheltongolden4394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    *James invites Jason over for a barbeque*
    *After the meal*
    James: "Jason, listen... I have some bad news."

    • @bbrycee.
      @bbrycee. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMFAOOO

    • @nabilfarooqui7930
      @nabilfarooqui7930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @greychi
    @greychi ปีที่แล้ว +14

    this is why everyone loves florida. there's no better reality show. you should do "Florida Friday" every week where you cover florida news

  • @theagentofdusk2382
    @theagentofdusk2382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    Roosters can actually be rather dangerous, they have sharp talons that can lacerate rather deep. Someone should of called animal control long before this happened. But I don't blame the guy for striking the rooster.

    • @primetimetracks3184
      @primetimetracks3184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thanks Napoleon

    • @Bonavire
      @Bonavire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      My friend had a rooster on her farm we called Kevin, and Kevin was such a bastard. He's absolutely sliced up our ankles with the spurs before. Then one day he tried to attack a dude in boots and got kicked and walked away with a broken wing, didn't attack us as MUCH after that.

    • @tanner2657
      @tanner2657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      your so soft bro, its a chicken

    • @Goober2007
      @Goober2007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@tanner2657 doesnt matter lmao, i wouldnt just sit there as a rooster is slicing away at my legs, I'd 100% kill a rooster if it attacked me because they're rather dangerous and extremely aggressive

    • @ianjohnson3770
      @ianjohnson3770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rather

  • @snifftheshark
    @snifftheshark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5932

    A felony for killing a rooster that was chasing you is absolutely ridiculous

    • @OnlyGrafting
      @OnlyGrafting 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Its a fucking rooster, you don't need to hit it just get away from the land it resides.

    • @noobian458
      @noobian458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +706

      @@OnlyGrafting It's just a rooster who cares if it dies

    • @OnlyGrafting
      @OnlyGrafting 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@noobian458 bruh its someone else's property you should leave its ass alone unless it actively endangers your life.

    • @NovaMaster375
      @NovaMaster375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +630

      @@OnlyGrafting Bro if a known violent animal comes onto my property, imma get rid of it. Whether it be calling the owner, scaring it, or 'forcefully' removing it. If it starts comin at *me*, the first 2 go out the window.

    • @CamMackay96
      @CamMackay96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@NovaMaster375 "known violent animal" its a fucking CHICKEN bro not a pitbull or alligator 😂😂😂

  • @sasuukekuun.
    @sasuukekuun. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Imagine being sent to prison for 5 years because you hit a chicken with a stick and it died.

    • @jionmionskwisgaar1476
      @jionmionskwisgaar1476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      "what are you in for?"
      "30 decapitations, within 2.5 years, and a 3 hour bloody chase ending in a hostage situation"
      "You?"
      *Sweats profusely* "i-i hit a chicken...w-w-with a stick"

    • @longwlenguyen4214
      @longwlenguyen4214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jionmionskwisgaar1476 Laughing manically "Wait, you're serious?"

    • @aldamert
      @aldamert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Skyrim Chicken Moment

    • @jionmionskwisgaar1476
      @jionmionskwisgaar1476 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Instabruh.User.. you're beautiful and full of potential

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Fam I’m An small TH-camr, and I make a range of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a variety Of other content and I’m still working on versatility, and quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

  • @mikemfbellmann
    @mikemfbellmann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Me and my little bro have actually played the ''lets throw rocks at each other for fun game'' as kids one time. The fun part was not being able to see the rocks coming through the thick brush. It ended in him bleeding from his head as you would expect, but it is most definitely a thing 🤣

    • @jimmio3727
      @jimmio3727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @last-chance_ Funny, I got hit with stones by the neighbors kids and I sat on my porch with my Red Ryder BB Gun (1-pump) waiting for four hours for them to return. They're goddamned lucky they took a different path. I was 6 or 7.

    • @jordanmercier3616
      @jordanmercier3616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We used to have rock fights at school when the teachers were at the other side of the playground. My one friend ended up getting a few stitches in his head. Definitely a real thing, kids are stupid lol.

    • @succubliss379
      @succubliss379 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was going to say me and my friends threw rocks and I got hit with one the size of a softball and it left a basketball size bruise on the front to back of my thigh lol
      Edit: I lied I was about 16

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clearly Charlie never learned of a good ol' rock fight.

  • @Saint_Arod
    @Saint_Arod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    If he cared so much for that rooster he would’ve kept it on his property, there’s no scenario where a man is going to let a potentially dangerous animal roam around his house and attack him.

  • @hansstrudel9614
    @hansstrudel9614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    For those who might not be aware of just how deadly roosters can be, there was a police officer in I believe it was the Philippines who had his throat slashed by a rooster from a cock fighting ring during a bust. To be fair it did have razor blades on its feet but it still tried to rip his throat out with zero hesitation.

    • @krntkrkjdntbekftn3630
      @krntkrkjdntbekftn3630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      @I am Jacob BB Jacob you’re so cool dude. Love ya Jacob, keep up the good work!

    • @JMPM1
      @JMPM1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Is he fine?

    • @half-death8095
      @half-death8095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Anything can be deadly if you try hard enough. The rooster shoudlnt have had the free reign it had though

    • @ZF_Aspiris
      @ZF_Aspiris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@JMPM1 nah he died

    • @benbramhallofficial
      @benbramhallofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @I am Jacob BB I love your content!

  • @_Shay_
    @_Shay_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Definitely siding with James on this, he didn’t repeatedly beat it with a stick he got a lucky hit defending himself. He just shouldn’t have left there in the ditch, then go tell the owner what happened. The whole thing could have been avoided with communication.
    Plus Jason is irresponsible, nothing would have ever happened if he didn’t just let roosters wander other people’s property

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Fam I’m an small TH-camr, and I make a range of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a variety Of other content and I’m still working on versatility, and quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @daquonsimmons8240
      @daquonsimmons8240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ItzMalick DUDE STOP COMMENTING THIS ON EVERY SINGLE CHANNEL. THIS IS NOW THE 20TH CHANNEL I HAVE SEEN U ON. YOU HAVE OVER 2000 COMMENTS ON THE JUBILEE CHANNEL, AND 1000 COMMENTS ON THIS CHANNEL, ADIN ROSS, LOVELIVESERVE, and MORE

    • @account-2239
      @account-2239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@daquonsimmons8240 I'm convinced you're not even human. Like stop wasting your time replying to bots g

    • @gooeyboy706
      @gooeyboy706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed. I have a 1 year old german shephard and we keep him inside because he's like Frankenstein's monster when he's let loose pooping and digging in each person's yard.

    • @Eclipse_NT
      @Eclipse_NT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@account-2239 its an actual guy tho, he uploads videos and spams comments

  • @squeeblebop
    @squeeblebop ปีที่แล้ว +9

    this making the news is so wild to me, i live in a super rural area where having your dog shot and killed for being too close to someone’s house is a super regular occurrence

  • @jaydnrae9829
    @jaydnrae9829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    When I was a baby my parents had a road island red rooster, appropriately named Red. He was taller than average, around two feet. He hated, HATED, my mother. Was otherwise completely fine. Sometimes roosters, if kept in bad conditions + don’t have hens around, are known to wake up one day completely different and terribly aggressive, especially to people. This was not Red, as the only person he ever hated was my mother. He would go outside her bedroom window, which is on the first floor but high up, and would jump up over and over again to stare at her. If she went outside, he would absolutely chase and attack with full power. If she wanted to get out of a car, she would open and close the opposite car door where he would run to, and then bolt inside while he was confused. It’s not uncommon for roosters to do this to people who have wronged them or something, but my mom never did anything to this chicken. Dude just hated her.

    • @dree35
      @dree35 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hex1233 dudes mom ra***d the rooster im cryin

    • @ساهرمحمدحسانعلي
      @ساهرمحمدحسانعلي 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      why the fk did u keep it

    • @drnugs3181
      @drnugs3181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Red was the home owner

    • @skriller7102
      @skriller7102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's when you either give it to some sort of animal rescue center or drop it off on the curb somewhere

    • @XX-jk7hx
      @XX-jk7hx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Your poor Mom! 😂🥲

  • @sylvieshuu
    @sylvieshuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    I've owned chickens before, and roosters can be real assholes. In essence, that's their job, but particularly aggressive roosters have to be dealt with. My first rooster, Colonel Sanders, was so aggressive we had to have him put down because he was dangerous. Rooster spurs are nothing to mess with; they'll flay you open.
    Overall: Owner should've been keeping the rooster contained at the very least, and James should've told him what happened. I mostly agree with James though.

    • @ladyclaspers4573
      @ladyclaspers4573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Not Colonel Sanders😭

    • @hughgedney3393
      @hughgedney3393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      No, not Colonel Sanders 😭😭😂

    • @tommytom5757
      @tommytom5757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Colonel Sanders😂😂😂

    • @cammyanderson286
      @cammyanderson286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Having a chicken named colonel sanders is like being a jew named Adolf Hitler

    • @elliottearsenic6705
      @elliottearsenic6705 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Colonel fucking Sanders. bruh.😂😂😂

  • @Michael-dy7zp
    @Michael-dy7zp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    The guy that was attacked had every right to defend himself, the talons on a Rooster are no joke. The pet owner is 100% at fault, he minimizes everything the guy that was attacked said and you can tell he just doesn't give a F.

    • @DantinozMC
      @DantinozMC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      agree, I dont get good vibes off that guy

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo fam I’m an small TH-camr, and I make a range of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a variety of other content and I’m still working on versatility, and quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @daquonsimmons8240
      @daquonsimmons8240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ItzMalick DUDE STOP COMMENTING THIS ON EVERY SINGLE CHANNEL. THIS IS NOW THE 20TH CHANNEL I HAVE SEEN U ON. YOU HAVE OVER 2000 COMMENTS ON THE JUBILEE CHANNEL, AND 1000 COMMENTS ON THIS CHANNEL, ADIN ROSS, LOVELIVESERVE, and MORE

    • @d_dtb02
      @d_dtb02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      let me be honest, why does he get 5 years for killing a rooster, but people can assault people to an unliveable state and get like 2 or 3

    • @teaja211
      @teaja211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@d_dtb02 florida.

  • @exittierone
    @exittierone ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:41 To be fair, when I lived in Florida as a kid, I once snuck out in the middle of a night to participate in a rock war

  • @jojomizugorou5305
    @jojomizugorou5305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1089

    As a Floridian myself as well, I can vouch that Florida is, in fact, not a real place. It's a different plain of existence that's easily accessible from this world. And with the insanity that's going around lately, I'd say it's influence has been steadily leaking into this world

    • @undergrounder
      @undergrounder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Understandable, have a great day.

    • @ijustmakeinflammatorycomme9839
      @ijustmakeinflammatorycomme9839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah we can't blame all this on you guys

    • @bigmango202
      @bigmango202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You gotta start selling that floridium it's some potent shit

    • @breewashere
      @breewashere 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like a lot of people are just going to binge watch Florida wacky news stories now.

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Next President of the United States might be a Floridian so yeah, we need to put a cap on the reality portal.

  • @varsity.1
    @varsity.1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    I recently finished a geology class this last semester. My professor explains that the landmass of Florida did not come from North America, and it drifted itself into America over the course of millions of years. I didn't think I had yet another reason to believe Florida isn't real already.
    edit: I had to take a class w a lab since I'm a transferring art major, so this was the first time I was hearing about Florida's shimmy shimmy into what is now the United States. Other people can explain it better than me in the replies :)

    • @freakyanimegal8
      @freakyanimegal8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I am a geologist and I can confirm. ....I know that sounds like a meme, but no, really, Varsity 1 is completely right

    • @General_Grievance
      @General_Grievance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Yeah I think it might have broken off of Australia... no take backs

    • @varsity.1
      @varsity.1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Zentosi I WISH I WAS

    • @bourne8636
      @bourne8636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@General_Grievance 🤣🤣

    • @OfficialFroge
      @OfficialFroge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      oh it is real lol it's a fucking long ass state.

  • @mortenrl1946
    @mortenrl1946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Even in death, Big Roo is still causing a stir in the community

  • @abbiewilliams975
    @abbiewilliams975 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m a 65-year-old woman laughing my freaking ass off at your Description of the guy to call a ambulance and give CPR and then leave the rooster in a ditch! friggin brilliant

  • @HighestIQ
    @HighestIQ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    Florida
    Kill a person because he's kinda close: That's standing your ground
    Kill a rooster that's attacking you: That's a felony

    • @Creepley
      @Creepley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      As it should be.

    • @uniquegod1997
      @uniquegod1997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      ROOSTER LIVES MATTER

    • @tachyon7904
      @tachyon7904 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Creepley killing both should be fine lol

    • @milkgotzgames
      @milkgotzgames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Are we sure we aren’t stuck in Skyrim lol you kill chickens and everyone’s after you lmao

    • @tachyon7904
      @tachyon7904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Caleb OKAY animals are dangerous bro a rooster can peck out your eye and make you permanently blind its not a joke, yes killing the animal is justified in this instance when the consequences of not killing it is serious bodily harm.

  • @my9thaccount140
    @my9thaccount140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1197

    I love how you can essentially kill a human being in Florida if they’re threatening you, but if you do the same thing to a chicken you’ll be arrested.
    Florida is just magical.

    • @OnlyGrafting
      @OnlyGrafting 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      When chickens start learning to hide firearms and blades then sure.

    • @trevor5456
      @trevor5456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Draven's Cringe Gaming Unless your talking about a purse dog your not gonna do well if it’s actually aggressive. I can also tell you’ve never spent time around roosters if you think it’s something to just brush off. I know many farm hands who have had multiple stitches from aggressive roosters

    • @makennak78
      @makennak78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Skyrim irl

    • @my9thaccount140
      @my9thaccount140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Draven's Cringe Gaming
      What the hell happened while I was gone? What kind of debate did my comment spawn?

    • @Teh_Duck
      @Teh_Duck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@my9thaccount140 No idea, looks like a serial chicken beater vs a chicken PR representative.

  • @catpoke9557
    @catpoke9557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    The owner should've kept his chicken in his yard while he's not around, for the safety of the chicken. And since the rooster clearly wasn't socialized well enough, it was also territorial which led it to attack people- which is dangerous for the people AND the chicken.
    And yes, chickens can cause a lot of damage, especially roosters. They grow sharp spurs on their legs. He may have cut them off, but if not, chickens can actually sometimes stab people to death.

    • @the1onesquirrel9
      @the1onesquirrel9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I dont think people realize how many, and how large the pipes running through our legs are. We have one that carries blood that if severed will lead to death. Be afraid of something with tiny knives going after your legs.

    • @oni-one574
      @oni-one574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE Don't tell me what to do.

    • @brertt8350
      @brertt8350 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@the1onesquirrel9 with modern medicine you would have to ignore the excessive bleeding and sit there for a while to actually die, emt or anyone with common sense would use a tourniquet and send you off to an emergency room, also said arteries are quite deep, yes chickens have talons but this is some 1 in a million shit you're talking about

    • @thenumber102k
      @thenumber102k 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's kind of weird how humans are the apex predator but we can easily get killed by a fucking chicken, I'm pretty sure household cats can kill you too, but just choose no to

    • @gunkswamp3340
      @gunkswamp3340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I agree, but if you die to a rooster as an adult human then it’s natural selection at that point

  • @FiveMedusaSquid1
    @FiveMedusaSquid1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I wasn’t paying attention to when he said the guy killed the rooster I thought he said the rooster got arrested 😂

  • @BAGGStheAugmented
    @BAGGStheAugmented 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The way he said "Call the chicken ambulance?!?!?", I lost it.... I'm hurting now because I laughed so hard.

  • @Lss40
    @Lss40 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Earily similar situation happened to my younger brother when he was about 10. He'd take a somewhat bulky stick with him for protection against the rooster whenever taking the eggs from chickens. One time the rooster jumped at him, so he just swung the stick, hit him on the head. Rooster dropped down and never woke up after that one strike. I saw it with my own eyes. If a 10 year old can accidentally kill a rooster like this, I am sure a grown man can.

  • @AggroAggron
    @AggroAggron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Jason couldn't keep his animal on his property, he also allowed it to be in danger and called it playing (Kids throwing rocks at it) is just wholely irresponsible pet ownership, Imagine letting your Pet get rocks thrown at it for any reason and calling yourself a responsible pet owner

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Fam I’m an small TH-camr, and I make a range of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a variety Of other content and I’m still working on versatility, and quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

  • @jacob79001
    @jacob79001 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A friend of mine had a male pheasant regularly try to attack him on his land. He ended up having to use a stick to get it to go away but even when he poked it pretty hard it would keep going for him.

  • @BigManTivO
    @BigManTivO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    As someone who’s owned roosters as a child, yes. They can be extremely aggressive. Mine wouldn’t back off no matter how much you tried to disengage or stay away. It’s sad what happened but definitely doesn’t deserve a felony charge lol

    • @JuMiKu
      @JuMiKu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Imagine having a record for defending yourself with a stick against a rooster. I'm pretty sure, if it had been a dog roaming the neighborhood and terrorising friggin' children, people would be calling the guy a hero. But because people don't know the damage a rooster can do, they picture a loud, fairly docile animal on a haystack.
      Mind you, it's always the owners' faults. Any pet should be your problem, not the neighbors'.

    • @obama_man9933
      @obama_man9933 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a rooster with a bunch of hens and all I have to do to make him back of is lift my foot to block him, after that he just stops

    • @domainexpansion-boosiefade
      @domainexpansion-boosiefade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@obama_man9933 ok

    • @JuMiKu
      @JuMiKu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@obama_man9933 Animals have very different personalities and that rooster knows you extremely well. Also, you know how to handle him. If you let that rooster out and it attacked someone, would you honestly blame that person for accidently killing the rooster instead of knowing the foot-lifting trick?

    • @sleeperooni
      @sleeperooni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I brought home a rooster to be my pet when i was a child. He was super friendly when he was young, he'd hang out with my family and our dogs all the time, really affectionate. Then he became a fully grown adult and he was a bastard, attacking anyone for any reason. Hed jump on the rottweilers backs to peck at their heads cause the dogs couldnt do anything to stop it then. Some really do just choose to be assholes lol

  • @gavinspivey2670
    @gavinspivey2670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    I used to own a chicken farm and getting attacked by a rooster was by far one of the most painful experiences of my life. Will never where shorts around chickens again.

  • @matija9
    @matija9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Totally on James side... Who know how long the neighborhood had to suffer from the roosters terror. I'm sure he didn't want to kill him but cmon putting a man in jail over a self defense act against the rooster is just so ridiculous...

    • @hampter8992
      @hampter8992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I honestly think he's in the wrong for killing it, he just shouldn't have been in a position where he had to fight it. As "dangerous" as roosters can be according to these experts in the comments, you can easily avoid confrontation. Obviously he didn't mean to kill it, nor did he deserve a felony charge/jail time, but there should be some kind of compensation (A fine or smth). Pets carry a lot of emotional value, and it hurts to lose them.

    • @bobthepancake2870
      @bobthepancake2870 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@hampter8992 What else was he gonna do? It’s a free roaming rooster, with no supervision by the owner, I don’t blame him for killing it. Rooster are aggressive af and can even be lethal

    • @hampter8992
      @hampter8992 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ATOMIC_V_8 you’re the one who sounds naive to anyone with experience with roosters, there’s literally no situation where you’d be forced to engage it, and no it wouldn’t try to fly at you and slice your throat. You make it seem like roosters are a dangerous animals that prey on humans or some shit lol

    • @SephTheHuntress
      @SephTheHuntress ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@hampter8992 Ever owned a rooster? Them shits are genuinely terrifying. It FOLLOWED him to his residence, and he used self defense to bat it away, but he hit it in the head instead. Not all Roosters are bad, but some are just so god damn bad...

    • @rickyricardo3551
      @rickyricardo3551 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@Hampter You have never been by a rooster have you .
      I would go as far as saying you are probably a city dweller or suburbanite. You made that obvious when you said there would never be a need to defend yourself against a rooster . Incase you didn't know rooster, fyi they will attack unprovoked and they can go after you face , chest ,legs . So an aggressive roosters life is not worth a single scratch on a human or pet so it's better for everyone for that rooster to be gone.

  • @shadyobv1594
    @shadyobv1594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Who you gonna call..chicken ambulance” sounds like a kids show and a great one at that

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 2 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    Roosters can be actually aggressive and attack people, so I feel like his story about it being self defense is pretty believable

    • @da_roachdogjr
      @da_roachdogjr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Especially since they were friends...

    • @Lokokid0
      @Lokokid0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The only thing that I question is why the guy had a big stick in the first place.

    • @valentinghita1264
      @valentinghita1264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Lokokid0 when i see couple dogs on the street i generally pick a stick to jave on my hand in case i get attacked. Could have been the same thing eith the rooster

    • @Пинагод
      @Пинагод 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Lokokid0 Dude's literally surrounded by plantation, and it's a mistake to let an animal with claws near you. It's best to keep it farther away to let it know that it isn't welcomed near you.

    • @michaelrogers7386
      @michaelrogers7386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've had geese attack me and honestly its only scary if your a child. But I 100% would ok killed the rooster and eaten thee evidence

  • @iron_Will
    @iron_Will 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    "Florida isn't real."
    - A Floridian
    Honestly, an eminently believable quote

  • @dcmirk
    @dcmirk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I've raised chickens, and roosters can be very aggressive. I'll never forget the most bad ass rooster I ever met, I had to go get geared up in chaps, Carhartt jacket, work gloves and welding mask, in the middle of Oklahoma summer, to battle this rooster for five minutes to butcher him. That rooster would have killed me without my PPE.

    • @bozzskaggs112
      @bozzskaggs112 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You are not the first person with a story like that.

    • @userofusername4981
      @userofusername4981 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This sounds like the beginning of a modern rpg

  • @johnnyeast7853
    @johnnyeast7853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Busted out the Squidward dance 🤣. Touche Charlie

  • @Toucanbird
    @Toucanbird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    I’ve seen enough court cases of animal violence to tell you that if this gets taken to civil court, this is not going to go well for Jason. As the owner of the pet, it is HIS responsibility to make sure the animal is contained. He knew the animal ran loose in the community and I get a laugh at him saying the rooster “played” with the neighbor’s kids. The fact that James is facing felony charges is laughable. If I was the judge, I’d drop those charges immediately.
    Jason’s side of the story is incredibly stupid. I grew up on a farm with chickens. Roosters don’t “play.” They are very aggressive and mean. If the kids are throwing rocks at it, they aren’t “playing.” They are trying to get that mean son of a bitch to leave them alone. Jason’s story sounds like one of complete nonsense and wishful thinking.
    I agree the one thing James did wrong was not communicate about the situation. He should have been the one to call animal control to say he got attacked by the neighbor’s rooster and talk to the neighbor instead of leave it dead in a ditch. To be fair though, I get the feeling James didn’t like the rooster and I hardly think him killing it was an “accident.” When he was swinging the stick at it, he probably was trying to kill it while it was attacking him. Still, if Jason is telling the truth and the rooster attacked him, then he is entitled to self-defense, despite how “small” the animal is.

    • @narwhal9852
      @narwhal9852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It's literally all speculation. Animals are completely unpredictable and using force when one even runs up on you should be justified. I punched a lady's dog before it was running straight towards me, turns out it was friendly... but how was I supposed to know it didn't mean harm
      There's literally nothing on him. If anything Jason should be the only one looked at. The fact James spent anytime behind bars over pure speculation is a complete injustice and a major abuse of our justice system

    • @justaregulardude895
      @justaregulardude895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It won't go to civil court unless the rooster owner can prove that he lost money from it. Animals are property and are worth precisely ZERO dollars to the civil court system unless the animal was a working animal or a show animal and you lose income from the death of the animal. Nobody gets money in court from someone killing your pet...that's probably why he pressed criminal charges. It's the only way to get "justice" in that scenario.

    • @szymongrabarczyk3561
      @szymongrabarczyk3561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Could you expand a little on how you were raised with chickens? I picture something like Kiplings "Jungle book".

    • @RomnysGonzalez
      @RomnysGonzalez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@szymongrabarczyk3561 I grew on a farm/home where we got chicken's because well you got a rooster and chicken's to get free eggs, sell them and such. That's probably what he mean by growing up with Chicken

    • @StripesW
      @StripesW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@justaregulardude895 Maybe I don't understand the American civil court system, but your comment seems wrong to me. For starters, animals are property, and therefore they have value. Would the civil court not also deal with things like noise complaints and similar neighbourly disputes? Civil courts can give punitive damages to a party right?

  • @Wulfpack1
    @Wulfpack1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    I had a rooster as a child and that thing grew to the size of a small dog. Let me tell you, when a rooster puffs up and starts doing that threatening dance he isn't posturing. His is going to attack 100%. I got into literal fights with it and he would always manage to do damage to me. Now that I'm older I know that I could have easily lost an eye. Most are no problem but every now and again you get a Gallo Negro (Black Chicken) which is a term used for the biggest baddest rooster/person there is (Not always but the myth perpetuates that those roosters usually they tend to have black or grey feathers). The term gets referenced in the movie Blood In Blood Out to describe Paco.

    • @YerMate
      @YerMate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yo same, we had a rooster when I was really young and can also confirm they are scary bastards. Ours not only terrorized my brother and I, but also the neighbours kids on either side of us hahah, we clipped it's wings but he was a bloody good climber and glider

    • @StayProteus
      @StayProteus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      fellow former chicken raiser here to say this guy ^^ is 100% correct. We had a black hen that was the lone survivor of several straight up slaughters that took out all the other rhode island reds, we named her ninja and she died of old age. Texas racoons are something else and for anyone looking to move to Texas with chickens just know you need to build your coop like fort knox and lock it up right at dark every single night and be prepared to kill racoons, foxes, skunks and anything else on sight.

    • @soundtheartist9212
      @soundtheartist9212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Careful with saying the Spanish word for black. You might get attacked by wild Twitter users wandering onto other platforms like that rooster wandered into other people's yards.

    • @tony_5156
      @tony_5156 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gallo negro 😈
      New mma fighter nickname

    • @Rayray-r2v
      @Rayray-r2v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@YerMate bro I remember i stopped going outside bc our rooster would fight me on sight 😭

  • @cu5tard80
    @cu5tard80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    “Who plays by throwing rocks at each other?” Me, Charlie. That was the hottest game on the school playground.

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture5596
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture5596 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      DONT READ MY USERNAME!

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’M BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0

    • @ikaart6247
      @ikaart6247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bruh 10 minutes in and already have 2 bots

    • @andreymudik2905
      @andreymudik2905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      We actually used to do that in school, but with acorns. It was fun, got hit in between the eyes

    • @SpringDavid
      @SpringDavid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andreymudik2905 nothing compares knocking someones door (or ringing their bell) and then running away, specially when someone who wasnt even in on it joins in

  • @stubbaloo1602
    @stubbaloo1602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This feels like a case King Solomon himself couldn't solve

  • @wallybloc1415
    @wallybloc1415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Charlie suggesting the Owner should maybe keep the Rooster on a leash is unitonically the funniest part of this video

    • @dontgetmarried
      @dontgetmarried ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They actually sell chicken harnesses for leash walking lmao 🤣🤣

  • @Lavender_Town_
    @Lavender_Town_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Personally, I have been attacked by a rooster. I was little, and it was a baby, but it jumped off the side of the cage and got me in the face. if his wings were any shorter I would be blind in both eyes. Roosters are evil little bastards and I don't blame James for wanting to defend himself from it. They are extremely scary.

    • @untitled-youtube-channel
      @untitled-youtube-channel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ Drankpiss Its really not, roosters don't give a crap how big you are if you somehow pissed it off it will attack. The spurs of a rooster can pierce an artery and you can bleed out, if you were lucky enough to not get your artery cut you will still get a bad infection if you don't clean the wound properly.

    • @itsinugami
      @itsinugami 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I had a similar experience as a child, but with a goat -- I went to a local zoo on a school field trip, and they had a pen with goats in it where we could feed them. Well, I laid some food out for one, and here comes another one, head down, and it cracks me in the ear and lays my little ass out. I am truly surprised that I don't have brain damage.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Fam I’m an small TH-camr, and I make a range of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a variety Of other content and I’m still working on versatility, and quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

  • @mateob.g.1849
    @mateob.g.1849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    When Charlie said “who throws rocks at each other for fun ?” I thought back to the times growing up
    On my block and throwing pebbles at each other with my childhood friends. Game would usually end once the rocks started going up in size… but then again I’ve been raised in SW Florida

    • @draculastraphouse6637
      @draculastraphouse6637 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy crap I swear I was about to make this exact same comment, as a kid we'd throw rocks at each other and shoot bb guns at each other too, lucky we never got seriously hurt lmao but this is in Texas

    • @scottcantdance804
      @scottcantdance804 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grew up in SE VA; we used to throw rocks at each other also.

    • @MediocreTCG
      @MediocreTCG 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm 30, and I would love to throw rocks at each other right now.

    • @miraclefool9244
      @miraclefool9244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was thinking that kids do when they used to go outside to make fun for themselves before the internet

    • @Naptosis
      @Naptosis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My dad and his childhood friends used to propel very small rocks at each other; BBs.
      Well, one eye later they decided to stop...

  • @danielavvollanum1917
    @danielavvollanum1917 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This man makes me chuckle heartily with every other sentence that leaves his lips. Love this channel.

  • @kagalisenzumen
    @kagalisenzumen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    If this rooster still had it’s talons, he could have opened the guy’s femoral artery with a well aimed scratch. Agressive roosters are no joke.

  • @dog3346
    @dog3346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    Prayers going out to the parents of the rooster and everyone else effected by this tragic incident. These kinds of people should be locked up forever!

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture5596
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture5596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DONT READ MY USERNAME!

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’M BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Omg, the bots are somehow getting worse

    • @beeza
      @beeza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@warlordofbritannia it’ll only get better when critikal hires comment moderators or (god help him) goes through them on his own

    • @ThatsTypical
      @ThatsTypical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@warlordofbritannia fr

  • @patrikcath1025
    @patrikcath1025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I thought "Big Roo" was just Charles making up a funny gangsta-sounding name until it was actually mentioned by the reporter and then I laughed

    • @Splexx
      @Splexx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same here, lmao

  • @Bossman-zw3cq
    @Bossman-zw3cq ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why am I not surprised it's Ybor. Ybor is to Florida what Florida is to America.

  • @AEaston
    @AEaston 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I went to a boarding school where they had chickens, and one rooster. The rooster, Keith, was an asshole, and the way this man is describing a rooster getting ready to attack seems 100 percent accurate to me. On the other hand, if you so much as _pointed_ a stick in Keith’s general direction, he’d go running. However, to be fair, Keith was a coward and would only initiate an attack if he thought your back was turned - Big Roo might have been a braver bird. And the attacks were not terribly effective. If you raised a foot in his direction he’d do a little jump kick at the bottom of your shoe and fall over as he bounced harmlessly off. Keith the rooster was an asshole, but also, as can be expected from a rooster, a moron.

    • @Star-dy2cj
      @Star-dy2cj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      keith trying his damnest to establish some kind of respect at this boarding school is so hilarious to me

    • @AEaston
      @AEaston 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Star-dy2cj Keith got very little respect. He would try to be dominant over the hens and push them around, but they eventually got tired of it and ganged up on him. There was a brief period where he had some noticeable patches of missing feathers. Not even the other chickens were having his shit.

    • @Zepotu
      @Zepotu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Keith was the rooster no one invited to parties

    • @johntheherbalistg8756
      @johntheherbalistg8756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Some roosters are actually little ninjas. They can cut you with those spurs, which I imagine Keith wasn't allowed to have, being at a school and all.

    • @strayiggytv
      @strayiggytv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @You're Gonna Hate This yeah people in the comments are greatly exaggerating the damage a rooster with natural spurs can do. Now if it's a proven man fighter and it's been bladed you can get cut up pretty bad (my grandpa used to cockfight in the 40s) but their natural spurs aren't razor blades. Worst you can get is a puncture wound and infection. They can't slice you open like a friggin cassowary claw lol

  • @patnev9296
    @patnev9296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    So, speaking on experience of my sister owning chickens and a small rooster, I have to believe James here. Her rooster is small but even it runs at you to attack when you open the hen enclosure or if you get too close to the hens - basically where it feels it needs to protect its area. Even that is scary (got good videos of my brother running away screaming), especially as you just don't know what to actually do. It is also irresponsible of Jason, especially if he wasn't home, to leave his rooster outside. Whenever my sister leaves home, she ensures that her hens and rooster are in the enclosure for both their safety and others - particularly with the other wildlife around. Even at home, she has cameras around the house so can call them back to the garden if they stray into other people's properties. The only bit James could have done is talk to Jason and apologise however even then, it doesn't sound like Jason was in so perhaps he didn't get the chance. Sad for the Rooster but I have to say, Jason is the main villian here if you ask me as clearly just didn't do enough to ensure his Rooster was safe.

  • @MegaMangafan1
    @MegaMangafan1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    As being someone who resides in Florida... I can confidently say this state is a cesspool of a different breed of human beings and intelligence.

    • @OIeka
      @OIeka 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacob! My man! You’re a real one, you shouldn’t put yourself down home dog!

  • @bitsof
    @bitsof 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    florida is just where they test the unfinished npcs

  • @Lachronix
    @Lachronix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    As someone who moved down here to go to school, I will repeat the greatest sentence ever uttered by anyone online
    "Florida is a sunny place for shady people."

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’M BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0 LMAO

    • @1597B
      @1597B 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What a quote. Top-tier tbh.

    • @Relatablename
      @Relatablename 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's pretty good

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @careenz000
    @careenz000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The amount of content Charlie gets from having consistent access to Florida news is so clutch

    • @Wibbybop
      @Wibbybop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙᴢᴇɴ Woaah it's totally not a bot!!

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @TheDiabeticGameMaster
    @TheDiabeticGameMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    As a fellow Florida man I just had a similar situation with three gaggles of Geese. I was looking for a skatespot, got out of my car to check something and see this family of ducks coming up to me. I think, ok, whatever, and get my board to skate over the pavement and check some other stuff. Now I'm at the back of the parking lot and not only did the first family of like 5 or 6 babies and one mama duck follow me, two more families plus some adult stragglers we're all coming my way. And they were REALLY COMING. I got a little weirded out at this point so I ran around them and just managed to get back into my car before the ducks finally caught up with me. It was honestly a little scary. I love baby ducks but when a whole bunch of em start gunning for ya it can be really hard to tell their intentions. Like, they could've just been curious or even hoping I had some food as they were in a swampy area next to a closed down restaurant. But if they were scared of me and we're trying to defend their babies.... Well, I could maybe take a couple of ducks.... But 20 - 30 all coming at me at once? Even with my skateboard as a weapon I don't fancy those odds. Still... They didn't seem intentionally aggressive and it was a pretty decent skate spot so I will probably try and go back there one of these days. Wish me luck, y'all. Hopefully, I don't also end up on the news.

    • @0v_x0
      @0v_x0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      If they were ducks it may have been curiosity or a conditioned food response to being around humans, but Geese on the other hand will legit chase you down and fuck you up.

    • @heartribbonhairband
      @heartribbonhairband 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      geese? they wanted to murder you

    • @KaylaTheKindOne
      @KaylaTheKindOne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      this is the scariest yet most adorable thing I've read today

    • @TheDiabeticGameMaster
      @TheDiabeticGameMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@0v_x0 I suppose I'll have to double check that, lol. I THINK they were ducks but am not 100 percent sure.

    • @Brantonellis
      @Brantonellis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Geese literally can’t hurt you, they don’t have claws and when they bite it feels like a pinch.

  • @TheCovertDeconvert
    @TheCovertDeconvert 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Got a mid-roll ad for a fried chicken joint while watching this-good one, YT 😂

  • @vehlinge
    @vehlinge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    in defense of whoopin the chicken: they are essentially mini velociraptors. they will eat anything they think could be food with no remorse. also, this shit is hilarious

  • @adamgardiner5869
    @adamgardiner5869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    As one of the actors who lives in "Australia" I can tell you the Green screen studio they use to make "Florida" is right next door.

    • @UnknownUser-xk5rr
      @UnknownUser-xk5rr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey, where's the studio for "Washington"

  • @spencerpatton667
    @spencerpatton667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    As a Mississippian and former rooster owner, those birds are very aggressive and our pet rooster would attack my sister and I to the point where we'd take a golf club with us every time we went outside. Our dad eventually blew its head off with a 12 guage

    • @reignsewap4978
      @reignsewap4978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👀👏🤣😂 fs awesome!

    • @rasmachris94
      @rasmachris94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Well that escalated quickly. I mean it really got out of hand fast.

    • @drewwtyy
      @drewwtyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      poetry 🤌🏼

    • @ian4175
      @ian4175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rasmachris94 brick killed a guy.

    • @Cahejo
      @Cahejo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brutal lol

  • @Pouthin
    @Pouthin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The shoe licker is still around lololol 10 years later

  • @TheEpicBeeBoy
    @TheEpicBeeBoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love how Jason said that the kids were playing with the rooster by throwing rocks at it. Unless they were teaching it to catch, that certainly doesn't sound like playing.

  • @catraropac5059
    @catraropac5059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The moment he knew kids were throwing rocks at Big Roo, he should've put him in a chicken coop or something

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's no wonder Roo was aggressive. If the kids were genuinely 'playing' with him like he said, that could be why he became aggressive toward people. Animals don't just sit and take pain from strangers. They defend themselves.
      If the kids WEREN'T playing, well that means that he was being aggressive to begin with and scaring them.
      Either scenario calls for giving Roo a coop to live in when unsupervised.

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @UnfaithfulEvil 🅥 your pfp is a drawing of perhaps the whitest boy i ever did see lmao

    • @marcananmh
      @marcananmh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've grown up with roosters all my life and a lot of kids that would come over would play by throwing stuff at them. Ive had to tell a bunch of people off because of it. The rooster might be aggressive by nature, but if the local kids were abusing him that could be why. It's honestly why i don't like having kids over at the family farm.

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      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @biggiechungus784
    @biggiechungus784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    From what the dude described, that is pretty much exactly what roosters do when they attack. My family had chickens growing up. Most were hens, but we had a few roosters too. They can get pretty big, and they have spurs that are actually really sharp and can cause real damage. Luckily, our big guy was really chill and didn't mind people or our dogs. We had one that was a smaller breed and was like a quarter the size of a normal chicken, and he definitely had little man syndrome. He was so small though, that when he was getting aggressive you could just lightly scoot him over with your foot. Or if he jumped at you, you could hold out your shoe and he would bounce off

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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    • @Birdstangg
      @Birdstangg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I knew someone who had this same situation too lol. Had a huge, scary looking jersey giant rooster who was very docile, and a tiny bantam rooster that would attack you on sight.

    • @daquonsimmons8240
      @daquonsimmons8240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

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    • @biggiechungus784
      @biggiechungus784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Birdstangg chickens are so sweet. It's really interesting that they have their own personalities like that

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      @accountlol7409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@daquonsimmons8240 it’s a bot…

  • @JBJFX
    @JBJFX 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I met this guy at an airport once. He claimed this incident made him a celebrity and insisted I take a picture with him

  • @Kross8761
    @Kross8761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    If Jason really did feel that "Big Roo" was a pet then just explaining that he attacked you and then you defended yourself probably wouldn't go over very well.
    I've seen people lose their shit when a large dog who could really mess someone up would attack people and then they either shoot or hurt the dog to chase it away, they get defensive immediately.
    "Oh Mr Fluffles wouldn't hurt a fly! He's the gentlest dog I've ever had!"
    While a child's dismembered leg is dangling from the dogs mouth.
    Honestly the best way to handle having to kill any animal (pet or wild) is to file a police report, let them handle it, but get them involved from the outset so that they can't use the fact that you didn't call them against you.
    I've had to shoot aggressive wild animals to defend myself, and the first thing I do is either call fish&wildlife (if it's a wild animal) or the local police (if it's a pet, which thankfully I've not had to do)
    My family used to have a basset yellow lab mix and a neighbor (not a close neighbor, like 4 miles away) came into our yard one day claiming that the dog had attacked and killed his goats (well our yard is fenced and the dog had stumpy basset legs and was blind as a bat at the time) and he insisted that he watched our dog chase down and maul his goats. The police AND fish&wildlife were dragged into it and they concluded that not only was our dog not responsible, he couldn't have been responsible because the goats had been attacked (fairly obviously) by a bear. Our dog was ancient, blind, and nearly toothless, even if he had managed to "escape" the fence AND walk 4½ miles while blind, he physically couldn't have chased down young healthy goats and torn into them the way the neighbor described.
    People behave entirely unreasonably when it comes to their pets.

    • @Pepe-pq3om
      @Pepe-pq3om 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      But imagine how weird it would be to call the police to notify you just killed a rooster in self defense

    • @ethanherrera2300
      @ethanherrera2300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn’t actually read this I just liked👍

    • @JasonsWeirdPizz
      @JasonsWeirdPizz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am ashamed to be a Jason

    • @setup0181
      @setup0181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Instabruh.User.. good for you

    • @setup0181
      @setup0181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Instabruh.User.. just find some Twitter users

  • @unknownvariable9239
    @unknownvariable9239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Roosters are aggressive. I fully believe he got attacked by the rooster and defended himself. He should not be charged with any crime.

  • @Levvo27
    @Levvo27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    As someone who rescues roosters and chickens are one of my favorite animals, I can say it takes A LOT to kill a full grown rooster let a lone a Barred Rock. Those things are tanks. Barred Rocks are typically gentle natured, but any rooster can be aggressive. If it was this guys pet it was probably chill towards the owner and maybe tried to bluff/showed aggression to others. The best defense for yourself against a roo that is showing aggression is try to get a broom, stick or rake and give yourself distance and move out of the area C:
    HOWEVER, if there is kids around roosters should be under lock and key. Have it in a chicken run. Roosters can become threatened by children easily due to how erratic kids movements can be. That and if if this rooster was showing aggression it should of been in a run ALL THE TIME. Like I said above. Barred Rocks are HUGE. If it has any signs of aggression. Keep it away from others. Roosters have spurs on their legs. They get sharp and can cause serious damage.
    TLDR; Be responsible with your pets.

    • @crow2989
      @crow2989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Roosters will go down with a headshot from a stick like the guy said. The owner shouldn’t be surprised if he is just letting his rooster roam. I have chickens and roosters aswell on our property. Though our rooster is very kind to people and his ladies

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’M BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0 LMAO

    • @Levvo27
      @Levvo27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@crow2989 Oh 100% I am just saying it does take quite a bit of force to bonk one down so the guy was defiantly trying to, or really panicked and did it by accident.
      I have ~20 roosters and only two will ever bluff/try to dominate me. You do get some bad apples here and there. Glad your roo is a gentlemen!

    • @wolfiemuse
      @wolfiemuse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Levvo27 yeah I imagine the dude was going for a killing blow when he swung. There’s a noticeable difference between swinging a weapon to get something away from you and swinging a weapon to cause bodily harm.

    • @razzledazzledorito6552
      @razzledazzledorito6552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Should be common sense to not get animals for fucks and giggles considering they are still animals, and need proper care.. but nope.

  • @MrGutsTheBerserk
    @MrGutsTheBerserk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Rooster opened up doing the Squidward dance..."
    Charlie always provides the perfect description.