I've Never Seen Something This Horrible

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  • @axeraw3813
    @axeraw3813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10915

    This literally healed my social anxiety like no situation where i was awkward or cringe can live up to this

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @DonCrack97
      @DonCrack97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      Wow thats uplifting, I didn't thought about that, thank you random person on the Internet

    • @samfinnell6070
      @samfinnell6070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Awe :)

    • @carrie8756
      @carrie8756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      :’) same

    • @ronaldnixon5049
      @ronaldnixon5049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@ItzMalick stop

  • @Chad_Losey
    @Chad_Losey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8548

    Tells her she looks like his cousin
    Follows it up with a "you wanna make out"
    This truly is a one of a kind performance

    • @chrish8111
      @chrish8111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      Like what the fuck was he thinking T_T

    • @GalaxyStandard77
      @GalaxyStandard77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      @@chrish8111 throwing shit at the wall and praying it sticks.

    • @nymphology44
      @nymphology44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      he looks like the kind of guy to have repressed feelings for his cousin

    • @powerfullpummel6417
      @powerfullpummel6417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@nymphology44 whos a guy

    • @nymphology44
      @nymphology44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@powerfullpummel6417 def noodles 😭 sorry i should’ve clarified

  • @FreekUnique
    @FreekUnique 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18351

    That poor gal is absolutely fighting for her life up there, feels like she's being held hostage at cringepoint

    • @zwitter_zwitter
      @zwitter_zwitter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1610

      held hostage at cringepoint 💀💀💀💀

    • @AnubisX3
      @AnubisX3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      😂🤣💀

    • @ThisIsMyYouTubeHandle69
      @ThisIsMyYouTubeHandle69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Like a slice of pizza in a house full of Italians

    • @SuperPurplePancakes
      @SuperPurplePancakes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +626

      @Turn It Up Seemed like an umcomfortable/nervous laugh to me

    • @arcanefire7511
      @arcanefire7511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      She's even more cringe than him

  • @sigma--boss7098
    @sigma--boss7098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3056

    Shoutout to that ONE woman in the entire audience trying her best to hype up the "roasts" by yelling and clapping at the end of every sentence. If it wasn't for her the silence would've been deafening!

    • @jaffaesque
      @jaffaesque ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There’s always one drunk white chick…

    • @Dyrock666
      @Dyrock666 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Not the hero we deserved

    • @isabelamogosanu7777
      @isabelamogosanu7777 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      i went to a comedy show once... dude spent an entire set making insect jokes and a group of lady's in the front row did alll the clapping.

    • @VampiresAreRealGuys
      @VampiresAreRealGuys ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i dont think yall are fans of comedy... yeah this wasnt great but not bad for what it was

    • @Buggolious
      @Buggolious ปีที่แล้ว +60

      ​@@VampiresAreRealGuysno it was pretty bad, comedy fan or not won't change anyones opinion

  • @deftrascal1626
    @deftrascal1626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3483

    the lady screaming after everything they said probably couldn’t bear how uncomfortable it’d be if there was no noise and just stuck with the bit, what an american hero

    • @Ascending4
      @Ascending4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      She took one for the team. Mad respect

    • @Eve_gothgirl
      @Eve_gothgirl ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Charlie should just start screaming at every person he talks about on his videos

    • @michaelelam9779
      @michaelelam9779 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He definitely paid that lady to do that 😂

    • @proverbs5581
      @proverbs5581 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ascending4proly a feminist

    • @Ascending4
      @Ascending4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@proverbs5581 😂😂 nah son

  • @ilz_y
    @ilz_y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14101

    “You’re like my cousin if he were a girl.”
    Clearly this man is on a level of humour that humans are not evolved enough to understand.

    • @taylorhope4651
      @taylorhope4651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      He said "if you were a girl". Implying that she looks like a man

    • @Shazoo1997
      @Shazoo1997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +512

      ''Your girlfriend look like my mom''

    • @sechabatheletsane9784
      @sechabatheletsane9784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      *devolved

    • @SquishySharkTV
      @SquishySharkTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Yeah, that was actually the best joke in the whole show. Absolutely destroyed her.

    • @smartyjonez5470
      @smartyjonez5470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s actually a funny line

  • @gabe.t2030
    @gabe.t2030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4623

    This feels like if the two nervous, anxious teens were in a new friend group and trying to fit in where forced to rap battle each other but they failed to be funny and receive validation.

    • @andiebiscuit
      @andiebiscuit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      this is so incredibly specific and yet it perfectly describes the situation

    • @reireiichi8980
      @reireiichi8980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Reminds me that i used to intentionally fail at doing things, to look ridiculous and make my classmates laugh because I just couldn't fit in at all. I wish I could erase that time of my life.

    • @2Kraykray
      @2Kraykray 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GelatoooBuzzz it just feels like that

    • @destroycraft1735
      @destroycraft1735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I really hate how accurate you were...

    • @heartsforluci4
      @heartsforluci4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GelatoooBuzzz You missed the point.

  • @violinsinthevoid4579
    @violinsinthevoid4579 ปีที่แล้ว +3544

    10:00 that joke is so cringe that somebody in the audience screams in abject horror and agony. The human body cannot withstand this degree of cringe.

    • @nikitajames2686
      @nikitajames2686 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Really?, That's it I'm calling the ambulance! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪😬😂😂

    • @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3
      @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      They just fuckin exploded like rorscharch from watchmen

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Whoever they are.they cringe so bad..their soul left their body

    • @quintonporter270
      @quintonporter270 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      No, even worse, I think the girl screaming actually found the joke funny.

    • @splits8999
      @splits8999 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      it sounds like the fucking dead by daylight scream

  • @Tpelz
    @Tpelz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5048

    The person that screams after every joke is probably the funniest thing about this video

    • @iheartsunshine
      @iheartsunshine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      ikr, shit had me dying the first few screams

    • @olliedee
      @olliedee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      I think you're playing a bit fast and loose with the term 'joke'

    • @von3363
      @von3363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      "9/11!"
      "WOOOOO"

    • @stereo-soulsoundsystem5070
      @stereo-soulsoundsystem5070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      They're doing the lord's work, the undeserved elation helps balance out my urge for death

    • @redrob6026
      @redrob6026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Imagine how much they're loving life if they laugh at this

  • @dirkuhdirk5534
    @dirkuhdirk5534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3415

    I cannot imagine being in that "crowd". The discomfort and cringe they all felt must have been several orders of magnitude greater than anything they've ever felt before

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m better than penguinz0

    • @chibaleet
      @chibaleet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@I_quit_trolling_now i was just about to ask

    • @chibaleet
      @chibaleet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ohh forget its bait stuff

    • @Timmothy_plays
      @Timmothy_plays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @Gummy Frogs Well that's Twitter,.. they find Amy Schumer's jokes hilarious so the bar isn't exactly high for them!

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’d have just left, $15 isn’t worth staying around to see that shit show to get my money’s worth. I’ll just cut my losses and leave

  • @arthurkern6662
    @arthurkern6662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10925

    that nervous chuckle she does everytime she tells a joke like shes not sure if its funny or not

    • @numpty94
      @numpty94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +943

      When an introvert tries to roast someone

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’M BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0 LMAO

    • @kevinlai9720
      @kevinlai9720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      Well, someone's gotta laugh at her jokes

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO 🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐵🐵🐵🐵 PREEETUVVYHJKNJKJ

    • @redmoonrise6507
      @redmoonrise6507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +359

      at 12:36 people in the chat are using tomato emojis LMAO

  • @gabrielle9412
    @gabrielle9412 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    When Charlie said “this is like terrorism” I was literally trying to come up with something that makes me react this viscerally and that hit the nail on the head.

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why do you think they brought up 9/11? LOL

  • @SoCloseToToast
    @SoCloseToToast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12731

    This video was 15 minutes of me trying make it through the 2nd hand embarrassment

    • @pedesettrik
      @pedesettrik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Go rap in black ops 2, funny beatbox man

    • @bobgoatfrog
      @bobgoatfrog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He only made it through 15 minutes

    • @metformin3154
      @metformin3154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I had to unplug my mouse to stop myself from pausing it

    • @kappa6550
      @kappa6550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The amount of cringe is making me sweating

    • @roach9397
      @roach9397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tenwke1444 Found the guy who doesn’t get the joke

  • @elgringo1893
    @elgringo1893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8376

    It's actually interesting on a psychological level as to why it's so hard to watch something like this. It seems like this entire set needs to be saved for scientific research.

    • @MissMarvel_
      @MissMarvel_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      It's called secondhand embarrassment

    • @LoisoPondohva
      @LoisoPondohva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      @@MissMarvel_ yeah, but on this level of power it can actually attract attention of some MKUltra type of black ops to be used as a weapon.

    • @MissMarvel_
      @MissMarvel_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      @@LoisoPondohva it is indeed that devastating. in order to survive i had to mute AND skip parts of this video

    • @Jackson-pu7gd
      @Jackson-pu7gd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@LoisoPondohva yeah true that... this level of cringe could be used as an "enhanced interrogation" technique at guantanamo bay

    • @chikntendie
      @chikntendie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I think Veritasium or Vsauce did a video on this topic and it’s because social awkwardness is processed in the same part of our brain that registers physical pain.

  • @mentallyillfinger
    @mentallyillfinger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4159

    I love when Def has nothing to say he immediately starts sexualizing the other person on stage and calls it comedy.

    • @fuziontonygaming
      @fuziontonygaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      That’s why this roast show is garbage, they only go for looks or sexual remarks since they don’t know the other person and can’t form a good roast.

    • @GrandRizzard
      @GrandRizzard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      @@drderelict yeah but they arent clever so its creepy

    • @Cbd_7ohm
      @Cbd_7ohm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GrandRizzard I can see you

    • @equidistanthoneyjoy7600
      @equidistanthoneyjoy7600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@drderelict Yeah, but the difference is, those rappers don't pause for 10 seconds to think, and their roasts rhyme. The roasts themselves are mostly secondary, the winner is ultimately decided on by delivery; and christ was the delivery in this fucking awful, constant pauses and stops and everything is poorly said.

    • @al8951
      @al8951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@drderelict wtf

  • @conndor2753
    @conndor2753 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Girl sounded like she
    A. was held at gunpoint (or her family/loved ones were)
    B. didn't want to be here, but was told to socialize despite her near crippling anxiety
    C. Both.

  • @desykee3088
    @desykee3088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4400

    This feels like when you and your 2 cousins set up a “talent show” for everyone on thanksgiving, go into a room in the back for an hour preparing for your big moment, and hold your family hostage while they eat, forcing them to watch you sing a karaoke version of a song you only know the chorus to and mumble the rest of the verses while dancing off beat and “strumming” a rock band controller guitar.

    • @madsxaeaii9373
      @madsxaeaii9373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +668

      That was very specific. Is there anything you need to get off your chest?

    • @desykee3088
      @desykee3088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@madsxaeaii9373 🤣🤣

    • @TecTitan
      @TecTitan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@desykee3088
      these poor bastards recorded and publicized it live tho

    • @soracat6255
      @soracat6255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      So...did this happen to you, or did you perform this oblivious torture on your family? Regardless, my condolences lol

    • @TGolden509
      @TGolden509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Why did this unlock some old cringe memories of me as a child 😭😂😂

  • @shannon7646
    @shannon7646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5396

    This literally is like an episode of The Office where Michael would host a comedy roast without knowing wtf a roast actually is jesus christ

    • @samtheman123
      @samtheman123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Well, that does happen in the show

    • @CalibDelacruz
      @CalibDelacruz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@samtheman123 I think they just worded it weird.

    • @toriooo
      @toriooo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      oh my god yes

    • @elliesmith8139
      @elliesmith8139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I bet thats what he was going for!! I mean that's the only thing that makes sense, I refuse to believe any human being is this unaware, cringey & embarrassing!!...I just can't believe it..i just cant!!

    • @Reioa
      @Reioa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *Stress Relief Pt. 2 has Entered the Chat*

  • @TheGreatChrisB
    @TheGreatChrisB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4564

    I feel so bad for that girl. She will think about this event every single night right as she falls asleep for the rest of her life.

    • @Caetlind97
      @Caetlind97 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As she should

    • @fishie3799
      @fishie3799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      Charlie censored the part at the very end when the girl shouts a no-context slur into the mic. He accidentally played it on stream lol.

    • @peacefrog9306
      @peacefrog9306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@fishie3799 what slur?? lmfao

    • @fishie3799
      @fishie3799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +488

      @@peacefrog9306 The guy says "you're gonna get me banned on Twitch" or something to that effect, and she just screams "F**GOT!" into the mic, unprompted lol. Charlie immediately had to close the video down on stream and say he didn't know she yelled a slur. Oops.

    • @TheGreatChrisB
      @TheGreatChrisB 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fishie3799 oh, so maybe she's a degenerate like the dude hosting it, whatever his name was

  • @delee8407
    @delee8407 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    I will say the dude made me laugh with the " .. you have a vest on in the summer time..."

    • @TryMyMartini
      @TryMyMartini ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yep. That was pretty much it.

    • @stephanyampolsky7187
      @stephanyampolsky7187 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      That dude was the closest thing to funny in the whole vid

    • @SnicklefritzdoesYT
      @SnicklefritzdoesYT 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I liked him, he could be a comedian

  • @keiranw9257
    @keiranw9257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3048

    props to the person screaming after every joke the hero we didn't want but needed

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @Weavaloid
      @Weavaloid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      @@ItzMalick spamming your message in the comments is more cringe than this First Super Roast Battles video.

    • @goldenfurniture123
      @goldenfurniture123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol!

    • @corimoon3360
      @corimoon3360 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Weavaloid I’m saying like dude honestly needs to STFU! I’m bout to start spamming they ass!

    • @mikehazen2745
      @mikehazen2745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      False… this performance is several levels of cringe higher than this cringey content creator

  • @ailuromantic
    @ailuromantic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1066

    that girl sounds like shes having a panic attack the entire time shes breathing so damn hard like shes about to start bawling. it hurts to hear

    • @jasonmaurella2
      @jasonmaurella2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No comments just 344 people agreeing with you gotta love it

    • @violetwade6528
      @violetwade6528 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jasonmaurella2 yes.

    • @horaceosirian8993
      @horaceosirian8993 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Curled up in the foetal position on the floor after accidentally Superman double-punching herself in the nuts, uncontrollably liquid projectile shitting herself, spinning around like a catherine wheel, rapidly melting and rendering down into a steaming black noxious liquid giving off a high-pitched sibilant hiss that sounds like God's temper boiling over, which eventually leaves a blacker-than-black burned stain on the floor that reads *_THIS PLACE IS TERRIBLE_* in Ancient Babylonian Pokemon Cunieform.

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@horaceosirian8993Amazing comment.
      Restored my faith in humanity.

    • @SlickGames2-gd5jw
      @SlickGames2-gd5jw 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      homestuck pfp

  • @PrestonFrankel
    @PrestonFrankel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1787

    Easy ways this could've been rescued:
    - Drinks provided
    - Hosted at a bar (with the cooperation of the bar)
    - Anyone allowed to come up
    - Time limit set for each person
    - Queue of people so they have material ready
    And a ton more yet none of them seemed to occur to Def Noodles

    • @evanneff7776
      @evanneff7776 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So just Kill Tony, then? haha

    • @alexjae1901
      @alexjae1901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Me and my man go to a bar that sets it up like this and it’s just amazing
      If it’s awkward it won’t last long
      And always helps to be drinking to some jokes :,D

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @PrestonFrankel
      @PrestonFrankel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@alexjae1901 Exactly, seems like a fun thing to do with a friends

    • @jordannietos
      @jordannietos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think the alcohol was the problem

  • @kimmyfreak200
    @kimmyfreak200 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    this set makes The Room look like an oscar winner masterpiece

    • @justin_sanchez_
      @justin_sanchez_ ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The Room is a masterpiece

    • @DrVanNostrand01
      @DrVanNostrand01 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You're tearing me apart LISA

    • @sweetnumb
      @sweetnumb ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ... what? The Room didn't actually win several Oscars?!

    • @03kurri80
      @03kurri80 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tommy Wiseau is coming out with another movie soon

  • @hollbeckghyll817
    @hollbeckghyll817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2723

    "He went to comedy school" was a better joke itself than anything at that "roast".

  • @OnePieceRooster
    @OnePieceRooster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1715

    I don't think that poor girl will ever recover from this. I lose sleep at night thinking about dumb things I've said in front of just a handful of people as a kid, couldn't imagine an immortalized video on the internet in front of hundreds of thousands, probably millions.

    • @mightymeatymech
      @mightymeatymech 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Same,,,,,, I felt like she was about to break down the whole time 😭😭😩

    • @stupididiot9336
      @stupididiot9336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@mightymeatymech same, it was painful to watch

    • @why7189
      @why7189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      I dont think any of them prepared beforehand. Most celeb roasts are written ahead of time, only some people are able to come up with good spontaneous roasts. I dont think any of them even prepped beforehand 😭

    • @alexx7509
      @alexx7509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Just to have a stranger on the internet hyper analyze the situation 🤣🤣

    • @garlicyum
      @garlicyum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      she looked like pryor next to limp noodle

  • @theggamer538
    @theggamer538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3756

    Charlie: "I saw how horrible it was, and I had to share it with you"
    I like your sadism Charlie

    • @quillclock
      @quillclock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      classic saying "misery needs company"

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The G gamer lmao

    • @Kidey11
      @Kidey11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Here before the bots infect this comment.

    • @perseperse1237
      @perseperse1237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like you masochism

    • @hi-nb5yk
      @hi-nb5yk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Q

  • @CandiceDaniellee
    @CandiceDaniellee ปีที่แล้ว +937

    This really could not have gone worse

    • @XJokermanX
      @XJokermanX ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Well it could people could have died

    • @l.pricetag.5207
      @l.pricetag.5207 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@XJokermanX that would have improved it.

    • @jrmartinez6748
      @jrmartinez6748 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@XJokermanX im sure they wanted to die

    • @goofyrat2938
      @goofyrat2938 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      These replies are killing me 💀

    • @XJokermanX
      @XJokermanX ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dc-ws9zl what?!??!!

  • @ivanl.8054
    @ivanl.8054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3699

    This was painful. Not even Charlie could make me tolerate it. If there's a part 2 my heart goes out to the chat that Charlie sits down and forces to watch. Godspeed Twitch chat.

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Moonga booka dika? Hungo ginvaga goo?

    • @gloomsi
      @gloomsi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      same, i literally cant watch it LMAO

    • @ddemonetized3689
      @ddemonetized3689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Vaultboythefightingmachine Mingala hungan shmikila shmak? DELA BE HUNGU BUNGU!!!

    • @dualistic6916
      @dualistic6916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I was there for this stream, chat (including myself) were in pure agony and shrieking for the world to end. It felt like my soul was a slug getting salt poured on it. I can't imagine surviving a part 2

    • @flexinthesehoes2155
      @flexinthesehoes2155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Almost as cringey as the rap battles he watched years ago lol

  • @ShintoArt
    @ShintoArt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7208

    Charlie truly is a connoisseur of cringe, he's like an archeologist digging' up lost relics.

    • @SheepyIsSleepy
      @SheepyIsSleepy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      "lost relics" he's watching a stream from like a day ago

    • @Eilhea
      @Eilhea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Aneliuse I'm struggling as well 😖

    • @fiabands
      @fiabands 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He literally said this was trending on twitter

    • @ironsam2381
      @ironsam2381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      this relic shouldve stayed lost.

    • @RandomUser8P
      @RandomUser8P 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Less like discovering a long lost relic, more like coming across an absolute gem that happened to be freshly developed

  • @user-sf9gs2pg1b
    @user-sf9gs2pg1b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2729

    This would be fun if it weren’t filmed, everyone is just drunk, and it could be vaguely remembered as a fun event to everyone who attended.

    • @Terratetradon
      @Terratetradon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i mean its still funn

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Being drunk is not enough they need to be high on meth, crack, cocaine

    • @manialord1699
      @manialord1699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Only for those who blacked out

    • @holdmacat9932
      @holdmacat9932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wasn't filmed*
      Were = more then one (we, they, them, you)
      Was = one person (me, you, he, she, it)
      IT wasn't filmed

    • @sati
      @sati 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@holdmacat9932 🤓

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Props to that one chick in the audience who is the only person having a good time

    • @jaffaesque
      @jaffaesque ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There’s always one drunk white chick.

    • @MultiChrisjb
      @MultiChrisjb ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Drugs.

    • @ashdog9235
      @ashdog9235 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MultiChrisjb damn, was going to say the same

    • @MoralesCorner
      @MoralesCorner 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Not the brightest bulb

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Her scream was the funniest thing there

  • @professionalamateur417
    @professionalamateur417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12009

    Charlie is the only guy that can turn something horrifying into something actually entertaining.

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I’m better than penguinz0

    • @bushyness9745
      @bushyness9745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly

    • @Billybobrecovered
      @Billybobrecovered 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ok?

    • @emil8025
      @emil8025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Couldnt say this better

    • @bushyness9745
      @bushyness9745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@I_quit_trolling_now bro you really posted like 700 comments saying that and have like 2 subs

  • @Zer0san
    @Zer0san 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1589

    They can finally stop using waterboarding as a torture technique. It's clearly not as effective as showing them this full "Roast Battle."

    • @soracat6255
      @soracat6255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Super effective on people with social anxiety. I'm getting such a concentrated dose of second-hand embarrassment that I paused 3.5 mins in to take a break in the comment section lmao. The future of torture is now.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@soracat6255 even ppl without social anxiety, its just as horrible. But as someone with it yeah I couldnt stand it

    • @Lyander25
      @Lyander25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This genuinely made me laugh more than anything in the actual show. Only seen the highlights of it here but I can't imagine it got much better.

    • @kevtlee08
      @kevtlee08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Showing them this would be considered inhumane

  • @msg3134
    @msg3134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    I cant believe I'm afraid of being judged for my actions when there's people that do shit like this and aren't even phased lmfao.

    • @BuckScrotumn
      @BuckScrotumn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Right??? Like I would die to have that superpower.

    • @Noneofyourbusiness57817
      @Noneofyourbusiness57817 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn’t say he isn’t phased. He’s in the middle of a mental breakdown right now

    • @skycastoasis2445
      @skycastoasis2445 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Seriously how do these people not care

    • @Shannon-vv6rr
      @Shannon-vv6rr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Literally shamelessness is something of a superpower idk how they can do it I'd die 😂

    • @centerfield6339
      @centerfield6339 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Luckily on the internet I can tell you it's "fazed' and you don't have to be embarrassed!

  • @faefiercevulpine6990
    @faefiercevulpine6990 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    The girl…honestly did amazing for how terrible a situation this was for her, like she wasn’t super funny but for being stuck on the spot for cringe history, she held her own

  • @freakyykid101
    @freakyykid101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1507

    I’m sorry Charlie, I couldn’t get through this with you.

    • @Kidey11
      @Kidey11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      We have failed 😞

    • @jayspace2905
      @jayspace2905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @true gaymer your memory

    • @parzingtheasian
      @parzingtheasian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      i couldn't either, had to stop halfway and come back to finish it off

    • @sweatyslapfight7900
      @sweatyslapfight7900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I just got to the halfway point after splitting it through the last few days.
      It hurts

    • @kraaiwaker8312
      @kraaiwaker8312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      5 minutes in, it isn't even painful for me but more just genuinely uncomfortable and un-enjoyable if that's even a word lol

  • @California_Doge
    @California_Doge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3357

    If his goal was to produce cringe, then he would be a genius.

    • @nova_steric1749
      @nova_steric1749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I agree

    • @imonke5303
      @imonke5303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Cringe sells.... but who's buying??

    • @michaelrogers7386
      @michaelrogers7386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      This felt like food poisoning.

    • @nova_steric1749
      @nova_steric1749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@imonke5303 companies buy ads. The only reason why clout is valuable.

    • @filthyrobby3215
      @filthyrobby3215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He is literally the Jeff Bezos of cringe production

  • @ubernet5345
    @ubernet5345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2479

    This feels like the episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where Dee tries to teach a comedy class in a run-down office.

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m better than penguinz0

    • @rawmaw
      @rawmaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yesh this is literally the Dee gets popular episode

    • @Paulblartlover
      @Paulblartlover 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn man you're a bot magnet

    • @yoshatabi
      @yoshatabi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      fuck these bots man

    • @Someone6580
      @Someone6580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ٴ no you didn’t you look like a discord mod go talk to your underage kittens

  • @luzicarious
    @luzicarious ปีที่แล้ว +200

    I'm actually jealous of the people who attended this beautiful mess

  • @deborahpriestley4739
    @deborahpriestley4739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1505

    I've heard some people speculate that Def Noodles might have a humiliation fetish but that might be giving him too much credit for bombing this hard

    • @polybius3821
      @polybius3821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Oh, my god

    • @smartyjonez5470
      @smartyjonez5470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Still funnier than Amy Schumer

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m better than penguinz0

    • @pogpogpurinn
      @pogpogpurinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      And the fact he was just agreeing with all the things the girl said lmao, hes supposed to roast her, but he was just like "yeah u rite, wanna make out?"

    • @305backup
      @305backup 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smartyjonez5470 shes so funny, every time amy shumer talks about her vagina i seriously lose my shit

  • @Tvd97
    @Tvd97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1209

    Insult comedy is honestly an art, and the one thing this did is make me respect those that are good at it, because good lord was this bad.

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m better than penguinz0 Lmao

    • @BigOwl51
      @BigOwl51 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@I_quit_trolling_now iM bEtTeR tHaN pEnGuInZeR0 rOfLcOpTeR

    • @dr.funkenstein9790
      @dr.funkenstein9790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don Rickles was the king of roasting people. Even people he didn’t know

    • @guccidonbuzzflightyear4440
      @guccidonbuzzflightyear4440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Y’all gotta watch battle rap

    • @rickeykoga2312
      @rickeykoga2312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was bad, but it wasn't THAT bad. Some parts were cringe but the constant pausing was too much

  • @CaptainJacksIsland
    @CaptainJacksIsland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    I like how they went through the trouble of getting a room with a tall ceiling, having professional lightning and a nice brick backdrop just to render it all pointless with a zoomed out cam.

  • @mikayla1292
    @mikayla1292 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    the way they’re just silently standing there is painful

  • @patricksweeney6354
    @patricksweeney6354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    Def;
    "we are closing the show"
    Girl for no reason;
    "NINE ELEVEN!"
    the best terrible moment in the set saved for last.

    • @LucasTheF
      @LucasTheF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      (crowd cheers)

    • @ДатКоолГуи
      @ДатКоолГуи 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Oh God that was just amazing

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      her & that blaccent need the leave to planet. So cringe

    • @Ocidad
      @Ocidad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Thats just like rotten cherry on top 👌

    • @HankThePimpHill
      @HankThePimpHill ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "ME SOLOMON GRUNDY kind of...drop the ball on that one..."

  • @Ludovicus1769
    @Ludovicus1769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4778

    “You’re like my cousin, if he were a girl.” “You wanna make out?” “So you’re a lesbian by choice?” “I’m not white.”
    👏👏👏

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @meowrosie4886
      @meowrosie4886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      😭😭

    • @olivedzuni5051
      @olivedzuni5051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      really advanced humor there

    • @Web720
      @Web720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Reminds me of that old Penguinz0 rap video, where the dude calls him gay and say "as a matter of fact" a lot and the other dude kept saying "I don't even know" a lot.

    • @nadinerusso0808
      @nadinerusso0808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      thankfully all the middle aged women who have been enjoying his thirst traps now have the opportunity to simulate exactly what it would be like to go on a date with dennis.

  • @ericlane3256
    @ericlane3256 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    11:00 Charlie’s immediate disappointment after cheering him on is 10x funnier than anything said in that Def Noodles video

  • @tux75
    @tux75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1847

    I didn’t even pay for this and I STILL feel like I got scammed

    • @derrypurnamasari3921
      @derrypurnamasari3921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Muscleman8562 keep eating more and show it to us so you can get more views

    • @David_Jones8112
      @David_Jones8112 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That sounds like the exact polar opposite of the Bourne movie theme song.

    • @SirRandomKnight
      @SirRandomKnight 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey the people who went got time on there life scammed I could be shitting on the toilet and it'd be more productive and enjoyable then the show

    • @nicholdyer570
      @nicholdyer570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      this reply section is loaded with bots

    • @aptspikeybird1005
      @aptspikeybird1005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @ahhhcool This bot was just too far

  • @cros2069
    @cros2069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1391

    I've never laughed harder before.
    "You're like my cousin... if he was a girl".
    What was that supposed to mean? I'm actually in tears

  • @alexspeakman761
    @alexspeakman761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +923

    This girl sounds like she's about to break into tears at any moment.

    • @manialord1699
      @manialord1699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Nah you have her wrong, she's the real champ

    • @lukejax1407
      @lukejax1407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      She was actually just having way to much fun imo hahah. She didn't really know what was going on. She didn't even know she won hahah. Surprisingly she is an actual comic who works in the area

    • @wompppwompwomppp
      @wompppwompwomppp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lukejax1407 she's a comic??????????

    • @masrr3678
      @masrr3678 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lukejax1407 she was garbage

    • @mentallyhealthy3241
      @mentallyhealthy3241 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭

  • @KarpetBurn
    @KarpetBurn ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I normally cringe very easily at public stunts like this, but honestly this just sounds like my two younger siblings arguing, just throwing nothing burgers at each other trying to make the other one cry.

    • @drayott-jr
      @drayott-jr ปีที่แล้ว

      Nigga which one of yo siblings threatening to make out with eachother 😭😭😭

  • @IftiAlam1999
    @IftiAlam1999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3908

    The level of endurance Charlie has while watching these horrible content is just crazy. I legit skipped parts of the video just cuz I couldn't listen to any of them. It's terrible.

    • @hugocanuto6981
      @hugocanuto6981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      ""these horrible stuffs"" ☝️🤓

    • @Eclipse_NT
      @Eclipse_NT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@hugocanuto6981 maybe english isn't their first language, ever think about that?

    • @satanicshut-in9618
      @satanicshut-in9618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@Eclipse_NT I think they were mocking the person above em dude 😔👌

    • @hugocanuto6981
      @hugocanuto6981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@satanicshut-in9618 Yes

    • @imsentinelprime9279
      @imsentinelprime9279 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Must be one sheltered life you live if this is the worst thing you've seen.

  • @JustWowNick
    @JustWowNick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    I love how when the one girl says “You look like you woke up in a dumpster” someone in the audience shrieked. Probably because the jokes were so bad they were were actually dying.

  • @magnusblitz2311
    @magnusblitz2311 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    “You wanna make out?”
    “No”
    “I knew it”
    Evidently, this man is on a different astral plane that we, lowly mortals, cannot comprehend. He is truly the connoisseur of comedy.

  • @DWN037
    @DWN037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    That woman comitted the cardinal sin, saying "uhhh" while trying to roast someone
    if you do that at any point, you've immediately lost

    • @LegiamasC-OnTwitta
      @LegiamasC-OnTwitta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      What about that legendary video where that was the whole joke

    • @DWN037
      @DWN037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@LegiamasC-OnTwittaNormally I would argue but there's no way to refute boom
      bam
      bop
      bada
      bop
      boop
      POW

    • @ikilledkennyubastard7053
      @ikilledkennyubastard7053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She actually won though lol

    • @danielmaster8776
      @danielmaster8776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'd be like "Ra-ra-ra-ra-roast, turn to toast."

    • @-.__328
      @-.__328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ok I won't then

  • @MeowMeow-on2lj
    @MeowMeow-on2lj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    Charlie warning us for 3+ minutes and actually waiting to hear just how awful this was was in fact the most nerve wracking thing I've done today

    • @Jraw239
      @Jraw239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My heart is pounding omg

    • @subtleknife1
      @subtleknife1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m actually proud of myself for making it through the whole video

    • @magicloaf8378
      @magicloaf8378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@subtleknife1 Same. I was LITERALLY taking a breather every time he paused the video

    • @_EatShit_
      @_EatShit_ ปีที่แล้ว

      This roast battle is almost as cringe as anime weeb incels

    • @Add_me_in_Osrs
      @Add_me_in_Osrs ปีที่แล้ว

      He only paused it every 3 seconds 💀💀💀💀

  • @gruenenator
    @gruenenator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1130

    As terrible as her roasts were, I gotta give credit to the girl, "Emo Shaggy" is pretty on point.

    • @Evanz111
      @Evanz111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Emo shaggy definitely made me laugh, nailed that one

    • @fuziontonygaming
      @fuziontonygaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s actually pretty accurate, he’s mentally losing it and is high off his mind.

    • @andresortega8775
      @andresortega8775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh no u were in the crowd

    • @honeyswann
      @honeyswann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Emo shaggy was the only one that made me puff air out my nose

    • @HappyDayZ0
      @HappyDayZ0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andresortega8775 it was being streamed I doubt it

  • @noamont9936
    @noamont9936 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    i know the breath of fresh air when they left that building was fucking incredible

  • @logancoleperez
    @logancoleperez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    god this took physical years off my life, literally every moment of it, the awkward exhaling into the microphone made me wish i had not left the primordial soup

    • @cinder1667
      @cinder1667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lmao

    • @hah-no.
      @hah-no. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Your pfp says it all 😭

    • @belladonna442
      @belladonna442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      what u said makes sense, im probably gonna die sooner now and honestly it wasnt worth kt

    • @worldchamp1999
      @worldchamp1999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i went bald in the 1st half. whats next

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 ปีที่แล้ว

      yah me too...i think i'll watch THE ROOM cuz tommy wiseau would be a big improvement at this point

  • @catkilled
    @catkilled 2 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    I was just feeling super embarrassed about getting yelled at at work earlier, and now watching this I realize I can’t hold a candle to the pure humiliation of this whole event

    • @TakiMomoify
      @TakiMomoify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I'm sorry you got yelled at, that fuckin sucks :(

    • @masond7573
      @masond7573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That sucks, sorry to hear. Stupid boss or a customer?

    • @catkilled
      @catkilled 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@masond7573 stupid boss. No worries tho, im quitting soon

    • @catkilled
      @catkilled 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@TakiMomoify it does, also thank you

    • @masond7573
      @masond7573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@catkilled thats unfortunate, but you'll be happier somewhere else. Don't settle until you're happy

  • @ThomasSantosCanal1
    @ThomasSantosCanal1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    Shout-out yo whoever was screaming in every joke, it actually helped make the experience more bearable lmfao

    • @dangerzone3521
      @dangerzone3521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      "you're shirt is ugly"
      "woooooooo"

    • @DrakeOola
      @DrakeOola 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's actually just human bender, it's just air escaping from his fat folds making that sound...

    • @elizabethtrudgill3567
      @elizabethtrudgill3567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I think that person was constantly being dragged back to their seat kicking and screaming.

    • @xnng
      @xnng 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@elizabethtrudgill3567 this made me laugh more than any of the “roasts” lol

    • @elizabethtrudgill3567
      @elizabethtrudgill3567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xnng Happy to help.

  • @MM-pq1uu
    @MM-pq1uu ปีที่แล้ว +101

    “You’re like my cousin
    If he were a girl”
    Astronomical epiphany, Def Noodles.

  • @AndreAlessiCastro
    @AndreAlessiCastro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    This feels like watching an Oblivion NPC trying to land a joke

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m better than penguinz0 Lmao

    • @QueenieKoopa
      @QueenieKoopa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Npc's got better jokes tho

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      STOP CRIMINAL.

  • @brizwastakened
    @brizwastakened 2 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    Def noodles: "you remind me of my cousin is he was a girl"
    Def noodles 5 seconds later: *...so you wanna makeout?*

    • @coralrose5754
      @coralrose5754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Hold up-

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤢

    • @UltimaKeyMaster
      @UltimaKeyMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@coralrose5754 WAIT A MINUTE.

    • @RoastPost
      @RoastPost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@UltimaKeyMaster put a little loooove in it

  • @bigblacksal367
    @bigblacksal367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    God, this is fucking horrific.
    I almost cried from secondhand embarrassment.
    The way she says 9/11 at the end totally unprovoked absolutely kills me. Jesus Christ.

    • @doodlebob8287
      @doodlebob8287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      WHY DID SHE KEEP SAYING IT OVER AND OVER WITH NO CONTEXT

    • @treyingram
      @treyingram 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      when did she say 9/11 IM DEAD

    • @Adam-xyz
      @Adam-xyz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Def: you guys- girl: 9/11!!!!

    • @Kiahsoahsnjs
      @Kiahsoahsnjs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Her screaming and blaccent is like the cherry on top

    • @ДатКоолГуи
      @ДатКоолГуи 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Kiahsoahsnjs yeah their energies kinda match lmao

  • @Rigbyyyy
    @Rigbyyyy ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Aggressive conversations at the lunch table." Hit it right on the nail.

  • @LoveTaps63
    @LoveTaps63 2 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    "You look like my cousin if he was a girl"
    **moments later**
    "Wanna make out?"

  • @definitelyajaegerist861
    @definitelyajaegerist861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    I’m so glad Charlie does commentary during these videos because I genuinely don’t think I’d be able to get through these without his fucking amazing dry humor

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Moonga booka dika? Hungo ginvaga goo?

    • @insertsomethingfuni2617
      @insertsomethingfuni2617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My fucking god these bots

    • @knuteknoll6747
      @knuteknoll6747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TH-cam seems to think this is fine. I dont understand why yall got a problem w it :)

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yoo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @definitelyajaegerist861
      @definitelyajaegerist861 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s actually not that bad tbh

  • @ericcam5556
    @ericcam5556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "this is not a roast, its an aggressive conversation at the lunch table". couldn't be more accurate

  • @ShanaNVallejo
    @ShanaNVallejo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    The level of secondhand embarrassment that this caused me has to be a violation of the Geneva Convention.

  • @membola
    @membola 2 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    I wonder if sociopaths can feel awkward and cringe at something like this, or do you need a sense of empathy

    • @loopymomy2532
      @loopymomy2532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You have to feel empathy because you would feel bad for people when you are cringing.

    • @Smoothalcoholic
      @Smoothalcoholic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I feel nothing

    • @smackpopcrackysmak8337
      @smackpopcrackysmak8337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@Smoothalcoholic that’s deep 🖤 😈😈😈😈

    • @mushrooni
      @mushrooni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@smackpopcrackysmak8337 🥀⛓️🖤🖤

    • @shannond5350
      @shannond5350 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They’re all sociopaths then

  • @TingTinga
    @TingTinga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1456

    Jesus... I mean... Jesus... That poor girl, you can hear the bottomless anxiety she's going through. She definitely deserved to "win" at the end with what she had to go through.

  • @frankjournal340
    @frankjournal340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    When she says “no” at 12:50 it sounds like she broke character just to reject him

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yoo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety Of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @3j33
      @3j33 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItzMalick gave you a sub my g

    • @Garm_Hound
      @Garm_Hound ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She sounded afraid.

    • @formeridiot8641
      @formeridiot8641 ปีที่แล้ว

      Asked to make out after comparing her to his cousin😭

  • @Axestil
    @Axestil ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “9/11” WOOOOOOOOO💀

  • @TheMinorsRap
    @TheMinorsRap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1709

    The fact he is 37 and still after that many years of trying to do comedy, is still worse than most people you just pick off the street at random, is amazing
    It's like he picked the absolute worst thing he is at in life and made that his whole thing

    • @banrap9369
      @banrap9369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      typical male

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      He is male Amy Schumer.

    • @vain.a
      @vain.a 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is identical to Unkle Adams, search him up

    • @whateveryouwantmetobe1861
      @whateveryouwantmetobe1861 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@laurocoman Thanks so fucking much for this comment. 🤣

    • @Soma-xm1kj
      @Soma-xm1kj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The thing is, he had a good thing going. Irrelevant News was fun, lots of people liked it... and then he got his Twitter back and just death spiraled suddenly and dramatically.

  • @darkwebgirl
    @darkwebgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    It's clear that he has outrageous amounts of stage fright. He can't even make himself say a joke he's so scared. That's why we hear him admit he's bombing out loud, his head was a paranoia salad thinking about how badly this was gonna go over online. Anybody who's ever performed anything knows, you just keep going. You just do something. You say anything. He could not make himself. He was about to shit his fucking pants.

    • @TheAngriestReptileAlive
      @TheAngriestReptileAlive 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want to like your comment but I don't want to disrupt the sex number

    • @personanonmaga5178
      @personanonmaga5178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      "his head was a paranoia salad"
      I felt that

    • @KotaBryce
      @KotaBryce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      You have a way with words

    • @lemongrabthesecond
      @lemongrabthesecond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@KotaBryce Agreed. Caroline, that was beautiful, lol.

    • @deadsp3ctre
      @deadsp3ctre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      come on caroline big up

  • @Bambi_Sapphic
    @Bambi_Sapphic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1692

    Not even Charlie could get me to stop fast-forwarding this one, that's how insanely horrible it is.

    • @daniellima4391
      @daniellima4391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I can't watch over 5 min because it is so painful to watch lol

    • @sabre5807
      @sabre5807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn I was wondering if I was gonna ff or not 😞

    • @saklasnabal42069
      @saklasnabal42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I listen to music every time he covers something like this, but I fail a lot to stay longer sometimes

    • @ThePcHeadedGuy
      @ThePcHeadedGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@I_quit_trolling_now if you were better you wouldn't be using a bot.

    • @ThePcHeadedGuy
      @ThePcHeadedGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE k wont.

  • @RavenRose1987
    @RavenRose1987 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    You can really taste how insufferable it is when Charlie cringes so hard it sounds like he's about to cry

  • @madamek8656
    @madamek8656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +941

    I appreciated “emo shaggy.” That was probably the best joke of the event, though that’s not saying much.

    • @MarkkwitdaB
      @MarkkwitdaB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      nah she really got him with that one😹

    • @Paprikacha
      @Paprikacha ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That bar is embedded in the ground 😂

  • @TheRoyalTamarin
    @TheRoyalTamarin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2966

    I feel like Charlie is just gravitating towards anything despicable and horrible

    • @pizzacatz3174
      @pizzacatz3174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well yeah gotta bring in the money for soy shakes and plant based tendies

    • @mrdrprofsteve4455
      @mrdrprofsteve4455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Easy way to get views

    • @mrdrprofsteve4455
      @mrdrprofsteve4455 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Easy way to get views

    • @SykotikOne
      @SykotikOne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gotta get that TH-cam $$$

    • @MontCerene
      @MontCerene 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@pizzacatz3174 Okay, but may I ask what's wrong with soy? I do not understand why people have been trashing on it. Yes, I've been living under a rock.

  • @TheGenoYoshi
    @TheGenoYoshi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    This was super embarassing but the dude in the first set who had all those fat jokes made about him was actually pretty good at countering them with decently funny comebacks

    • @oumakoki
      @oumakoki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      True he slayed

    • @brody_1032
      @brody_1032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@oumakoki ate an left no crumbs

    • @bingbong2531
      @bingbong2531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brody_1032 based album pfp

    • @brodysla
      @brodysla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      "you're wearing a vest in the summertime" lmfao

    • @canevas1017
      @canevas1017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't agree it was bad

  • @theftking
    @theftking ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I'm been afraid to watch this video for months. I just know the empathetic cringe will be too much to bare. I'm gonna do it tho...

    • @DV-zv4ox
      @DV-zv4ox ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's been a while since I've felt the second hand embarrassment this strong. I genuinely have to pause every so often to give myself a break from it.

    • @frightenedsoul
      @frightenedsoul ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DV-zv4oxI did the same thing by occasionally skipping ahead 10sec - I could barely take it

  • @mustachionut102
    @mustachionut102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    He isn’t even fighting he’s just agreeing
    “You’ve got grey hair” “I know cause I’m old”

    • @sarads7877
      @sarads7877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That’s cause it’s way easier than trying to come back with... well, something that is an actual come back

    • @MultiChrisjb
      @MultiChrisjb ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sarads7877 you mean something like, "MY PUSSY, 9/11, AMIRIGHT!!?".

    • @peepo2560
      @peepo2560 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "you have grey hair" "yeah, can't argue with that"

  • @brandonr593
    @brandonr593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    That lady screaming “WOOOO” after every line is living life differently man.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yoo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety Of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @FallingOutTheSky
    @FallingOutTheSky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    I love how you can say “it’s like that one SpongeBob episode” about literally any situation 💀

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @yungstizzle.
      @yungstizzle. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ItzMalick bro stop just stop. Find a different way

    • @user-ct3si6nl3c
      @user-ct3si6nl3c 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about the h" ldomor?

    • @kai6952
      @kai6952 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yungstizzle. shush

    • @jilliansmaniotto2326
      @jilliansmaniotto2326 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItzMalick STOP

  • @Stogeyslapper
    @Stogeyslapper 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Calling half of them fat when it’s like 8 people in the room is wild

  • @thetarantula0522
    @thetarantula0522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    My favorite moment is when he says “I’m not white” and just stops there and stands there, menacingly.
    She can’t comprehend the situation, the atmosphere becomes tense, this man, this creature has stated “I’m not white”. The horror in her eyes is palpable, she’s facing against a Lovecraftian being, cosmic horrors beyond imagination.
    She wonders for a couple seconds and stutters to respond “y-yea you are”…

    • @kuiperbelt2488
      @kuiperbelt2488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      An eldritch God amongst mortals

    • @loisthehedgehog7658
      @loisthehedgehog7658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Great comment

    • @stupididiot9336
      @stupididiot9336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      And here i am, stuck wondering for the rest of eternity--
      --"is he white?"

    • @maisie9705
      @maisie9705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Read this before I saw it but honestly it was so much worse than the comment

    • @justabloke7222
      @justabloke7222 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s Brazilian

  • @Idranim
    @Idranim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    Def noodles: “Wanna kiss”
    Girl:”No”
    Def noodles:”That’s why I asked”
    Has to be the craziest conversation I’ve ever heard

    • @SMouse646
      @SMouse646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Oblivion music intensifies

    • @ZeroPhilosopher
      @ZeroPhilosopher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that's actually hilarious

    • @henrytheanglerfish6290
      @henrytheanglerfish6290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Honestly the only part that was actually funny but definitely not for the intended reason. Just the immediate flat rejection caught me off guard. Besides that yeah this blows

    • @W47689
      @W47689 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Japanese War chant escalates

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SMouse646STOP THIEF. YOU BROKE THE LAW.

  • @thomasdoylejr7961
    @thomasdoylejr7961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    “Your beard is gray”
    No mortal can ever understand the depth of that line, that line changed my whole life for the better.

    • @ahedgehog9297
      @ahedgehog9297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Your comment looks like my cousin, if he were a comment.

    • @thomasdoylejr7961
      @thomasdoylejr7961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ahedgehog9297 nice

    • @doeeyes2
      @doeeyes2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your beard is weird

    • @nicholasgarcia399
      @nicholasgarcia399 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Call someone retarded without calling them retarded. A+

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@doeeyes2 i understood that reference

  • @romaverick
    @romaverick ปีที่แล้ว +57

    He could have said "what's with the holes around you knees? had a job interview before this?".
    And when he said "you remind me of my cousin" she should have cut him off and said "is that why you're tryna f*&k me?". 2 minutes later he actually said "wanna make out?".
    I mean my jokes aren't that good but it's way better than what they came up with, could be them being nervous I don't know. Well done for trying.

    • @Cathiina
      @Cathiina 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Hahahaha. Associating hole in pants by knee with jobinterview is hilarious. Gonna use it on my parents, they’ll love it :) Thanks!

  • @RETIREDAMATUER
    @RETIREDAMATUER 2 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    The salt shaker joke from SpongeBob is classic, don’t ever compare something so putrid and foul to such a great well thought out joke

    • @PeterParkerFr
      @PeterParkerFr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Raya-ir4tm salt in the wound there pal?

    • @some_girl_33
      @some_girl_33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why So Salty?

    • @arisufizu5698
      @arisufizu5698 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well played

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @Joe_Yacketori
      @Joe_Yacketori 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah it's actually a good joke. "You fill them up every night, and where does it all go?" If you've ever worked at fast food, you get it.

  • @305backup
    @305backup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    One thing I love about Charlie is, like me, he has memorized every single Spongebob quote humanly possible and he relishes every opportunity to use them. It brings him joy to quote Spongebob and makes the situation even funnier to him.
    I truly relate to that impulse.

    • @kara.drawss126
      @kara.drawss126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noice.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @P1T4Bot
      @P1T4Bot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @sentientcardboarddumpster7900
      @sentientcardboarddumpster7900 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nehoymenoy

  • @anything4validation
    @anything4validation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    that's the closest he's been to a woman in years and his brain just took over, forgot he was supposed to be roasting her and tried to make one last desperate effort for human connection

    • @banaanzxcvbnm
      @banaanzxcvbnm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      "wanna make out?"
      "I knew you wouldn't. "
      Yea I think you're onto something

    • @jackcutter2
      @jackcutter2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She was worse

    • @nymphology44
      @nymphology44 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackcutter2 the joke she made about his mom’s pussy made me cringe so hard i went to the sunken place from Get Out

    • @StoneJaguar
      @StoneJaguar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@I_quit_trolling_now shut up

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yoo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @Cloudedthoughts-kg3uc
    @Cloudedthoughts-kg3uc ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The lady screaming was literally funnier than the entire “stand up” set

  • @ruggeddy8677
    @ruggeddy8677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    19:15 someone in the crowd turned into a gargoyle witch demon

  • @nobodynowhere8061
    @nobodynowhere8061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    “you wanna make out?”
    “no.”
    “i knew it, that’s why i asked”
    the sheer amount of pure cringe made me feel like peeling my face off 😩

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Can confirm. I am this guy's face.
      I ran away and started a new life.

  • @pimpmasterkirbo4383
    @pimpmasterkirbo4383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    “You’re like my cousin if her were a girl” iconic joke, this one’s going down in history

    • @Marco-qy3rw
      @Marco-qy3rw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would have been better if he said if she was a man

    • @ghagzor
      @ghagzor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@I_quit_trolling_now I've reported every one of your comments

    • @dude6658
      @dude6658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You know,George Carlin has been quite silent recently 😶

    • @karama5562
      @karama5562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it might even be better than “Hold on, ain’t you Nathaniel B?”

    • @michaelsnyman2800
      @michaelsnyman2800 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ghagzor you know that won’t change anything

  • @wuzziewulf9692
    @wuzziewulf9692 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    “You look like my cousin if he was a female.”
    Later says
    “You wanna make out?”
    LIKE WTF 😂 DEFNOODLES

  • @laytonspuzzle
    @laytonspuzzle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Roasts are typically compelling because you get that the roaster is normally on good terms with the roastee, so the insults are light-hearted jabs between people who generally respect each other.
    Which is why they don't work between fucking strangers

  • @jahfrenelkins2978
    @jahfrenelkins2978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    I like how she goes "yeah but you white" while also being as reflective as a mirror and blinding everyone around her

    • @robertjuh
      @robertjuh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      that would've been a pretty great comeback acutally

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @mrpitman2428
      @mrpitman2428 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "yeah? well you black"

    • @funfairordnance
      @funfairordnance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ItzMalick I don’t think this will grow your platform, dude. May I suggest you try some discord servers made for advertising?