A Mortician Explains Cremation |
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Excerpt from A Mortician | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #301
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I need Theo to have more people on that make his brain want to ask a million questions. It’s the best.
Like riley
Can I get em well done. Medeium rare? Lmao
"He gets a call from a native american like 'hey y'all are sending some rough signals" gotta love Theo
🤣😂🤣
That one had me rollin bro🤣🤣
I love how Theo asks the most off the wall type questions and this guy takes it right in stride 💀
It only ever happens with southern guess that most likely came from a similar environment.
@@thiccbaby2967 in other words somebody to dumb to notice he is taking the piss or to nice and kind hearted and they think Theo is the idiot are being nice ! These interviews remind me of borat
@@CleetusDaily holy hell lol cant people have fun with being asked goofy questions without having to be offended or anything else? lol
"If they go cream" - Lord, Theo.
🤣🤣🤘
laughed so hard.... go cream hahahaha
😂"how long does it take to grill a person down"
Luau 🐠
LOLOLOLOL
I love these regular folks taking about their professions
So do I! It’s very interesting
“He just set it to cook and left” 😂😂😂
Cannibals like 👀
"is it just one setting??, Medium Rare, well done"🤣
"grill somebody down"
Theo talks like he's boiled a horse before
Why does this dude seem so much on Theo's wave length? lol he's hilarious too - would like to see him back
"Rollin some rough signals bruh" 😂😂😂😭
OMGGG!😅😂🤣 AND I'M ALL FOR CREMATION...
I did the electrical on a smokeless tobacco plant in hopkinsville KY. This is how they talk down there. Great folks.
couldn’t be truer!
This mortician is cool af
"How long does it take to grill somebody down, like, say, a grandparent?"
“And he just what, set it to cook and left? Like a crockpot?” -Master chef Theo
🤣🤣🤣
I cant breathe haahahhahaha
I lost it when he said grease fire😂
Dude, theo's choice of vocabulary is like no others.
this guy is so chill man, I'd have a beer with him.
“That’s a controlled grease fire”
"If they go cream". How does theo come up with this stuff
When I was growing up in Las Vegas, Palm Eastern Cemetery was spitting black smoke out EVERY WEEK. It was disgusting. You'd be sitting at the bus stop just getting POUNDED with it. It made me sad because you just CAN'T ignore the fact that it's Humans burning. Someone's Mom, someone's kid, someone who was loved.
2:25 Theo always gets a good laugh out of anyone he talks to
"When yall go creme....." most Theo Von question ever asked.
WHITE RAIN! lol, this dude and Theo make a good conversation pair.
Very original type of guest and I wouldn’t want any other comedian doing it!
"Is it briquettes or wood"?😂🤣😂🤣
“Controlled Grease Fire” 🔥💥
Some of that white rain
that’s when you just let the lord work, man.
Schaub really let himself go.
At least he found a career now.
Bahahahaha you funny
I think that's actually Bort, no?
Holy shit....lol
the pacemaker sounds like a shotgun. i've seen the process. also there are bolts and screws that need to be sifted out before the larger bones get ground up.
"Like a Japanese guy?"
Holy fuck I can't even believe what comes out of this dudes mouth sometimes 😂 I love it.
I found my uncles grave for my mother many years ago! I took her to visit it and lay some flowers on it! My mom noticed a black substance spread on top of the grave which what looked like charred wood like pieces here and there, she picked up several pieces to tidy up the grave site, found out years later that stuff was his wife’s ashes, ya gotta pay extra to grind up the remains to a fine powder!
What he do. set it to cook and left it like a Croc Pot? Jesus come get me. I can’t breathe.
this helped me cope with my sisters cremation
Lmfao bro Theo has the ability to access funny on the fly like nobody on earth !
Theo is going to have his new landlord on next...can't wait!!😆😆
3:20 he asked if they stir the body like cracklins
This guys a better guest that Riley
He sounds so much like Jim Varney in his post video clip
This guy knows the mortuary game for real
He gets a call from a native American huh?? Your sending off some bad smoke signals lol I love Theo and the mullet just itself alone gets him in the comedian hall of fame 😂
Does this guy realize that he's talking about himself? lmao
awkward, since he's bringing death upon himself quicker... to maybe be cremated in the future potentially causing another grease fire for someone haha
Hes not 600
@@JimmyTurner he's 599
@@mipueblo7042 id say less than 5
@@JimmyTurner yeah Jimbob, you're right. But he's still fat as... Friendly with it though.
“Cracklins”. In my 50’s and just learned a new word. Thanks for that!😂
Bro lol is Theo the only famous Podcaster that brings on normal people? I love Theo lol
I would love for Theo to interview/chat with the amazing Caitlin Doughty (see her channel Ask a Mortician, plus several books, plus plus plus) I think Theo would very much enjoy her, & vice versa :-)
Wd 40 and ole boy said white rain o lost it Theo said somebody's going down you just gotta let the Lord work 😂😂
Do you marinate or brine people before you toss em in the pit?
"Can you go medium well?"
“Like a Japanese guy “😂😂
Holy fuck. Theo is hilarious. Talking about Native Americans calling about fucked up smoke signals. Holy hell I laughed so hard.
Theo getting hungry talking about cremation
Funny how he seems so much more
Comfortable around someone who isn’t famous
“Third party guy with a crematorium” you need to interview that guy Theo
“He just set it to cook and left? Like a crock pot”? 😂🤣😂
Haha. When you were looking for a mortician this was the exact type of conversation I had imagined
This guy has way better stories in him than his job. He fukn parties. NOLA in the building ⚜
3:45 Hahaha ''Ok so you put that body in, you grill 'em down, you know.''
Some places can ONLY take a 1000 lbs..
Only in America
My mom was cremated and she had a pacemaker and defib in her body. They had to remove it. the nice thing was the funeral home that did all this had an option the donate the PM and Dfib to an animal place (like a place where they teach vets) to put it in an animal.
Man that couch looks comfy I wonder how many people bang their head standing up
Ceviche LOL
Isn't that just like seafood salsa? That doesn't seem like it would keep as well as ashes. Maybe if he freeze dried it afterward.
🤣🤣💥🙌🏼🤣🤣
@@r2dxhate salsa? Nooooo....You need to come to my house for some seafood my friend. Shrimp tacos, oysters, muscles, Ceviche, shrimp burritos I will hook you up. I can also make sushi rolls and hand rolls.
@@Nonhero I have had really good ceviche before. The only thing i didn't like about it, was that it seemed like the absolute most perfect dish to disguise some added semen.
Very interesting guest!
Curious how Theo, ended up with buddy, on the podcast?
NEW SUB HERE. HELLO FROM KY ALL YOU GUYS & GALS. 💙
Grill em' down gang gang
This is great
My dad used to do a similar line of work and he told me if someone is too large to fit in they’d have the mortician cut off a limb or a piece of their body to fit
"that's just when you let the lord work" lolz
And I understand that the person feels every bit of being cremated.
There's a brief moment when the human flesh is perfectly cooked.
I just thought of another question. Do they remove the clothes before putting them in the furnace and 'grilling them down'? Because if the clothes are made of synthetic materials, can the furnace and afterburner handle it without causing a lot of smoke and potentially some plastic residue in the cremains?
I'd imagine you'd just be nude because in an interview they did with a mortician he said they bathe the bodies so them being naked at a certain point sounds common. Plus what if they have jewelry or studs silver teeth ect. I'd imagine they don't want synthetic materials mixed with the ashes
A controlled grease fire.😂
“How long does it take to really grill someone down?”
How do they so much about hair spray brands?
I have end stage liver cancer, and I have set up and prepaid for everything. I chose cremation
Seviche hahahahaha
Havent laughed so hard in a long time
like a crock pot lmfaooooo
2:48 2:48 2:48 2:48
When my brother died my parents had him cremated. I was able to convince them to let me bring a small portion of his remains when I went back home. The texture of his remains were so... interesting.
I wanna be cremated at medium rare🤣
Bro I still throw spray paint cans in fires. Still have a burn mark above my sliding glass door from one shooting out and hitting the house. 10yrs ago lol
white rain!
2:27 is a great example of why Theo is so funny. Underrated joke right there 😆
The 3 people that disliked this video are Karen's
I’m glad that I can know think of “A controlled grease fire” whenever I see an obese person
What theo wants to ask is what's the best way to cook a human, so he can get a little sample
I've always heard that about super obese people creating grease fires
Anyone watch the same Addams add before the vid? It was actually funny
I was the guy throwing cans in 🔥
With spoons
"Like a Japanese guy"
An hour huh?
BBQ 🤣
There is a point during the cremation process where the meat is cooked just right 🤔
That person to me seems....shady 😂
a crock pot LOL
“White ray”
Crematories have weight restrictions… ya never know whatcha gon learn
I'M DEFINATEY NOT GOING IN CASKET OR IN 6FT OF DIRT! HELL NO!!!
Get's a call from a Native American😂😂