I’m a funeral director, the most ridiculous casket I’ve ever seen was at our funeral home when we purchased it. A solid bronze, gold plated unit with a purple velvet interior. We knew we’d never sell it to a customer so we sold it to another funeral home. Our wholesale cost on it would have been $32,000.
Lotta the caskets just social status stuff as well see. But there are some that still appreciate trying to leave their impressions as long as they can. Those that skip all that stuff live forever though
@@theauntofdragons I have two young daughters that I'd like to see turn into wonderful woman. One has been through hell with pediatric cancer and is doing well now. I guess see them live a happy life and see myself peace out doing something I love. Maybe spending a nice camping trip with friends, laugh till my insides hurt, stay an extra night alone in the woods (I enjoy solo camping), and just tap out and hope nobody finds me. Or out in the ocean and go down with the ship. I know for sure I'm going to try to max out my days here though!!
People who video in to this show all imitate theo. Say stuff in the same way with “ya know” and then stupidest thing they can think of. Kinda cringy need to be yourself mate!
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This was the coolest guest ever. Keep bringing on different types of guests Theo! You're providing a phenomenal service to humanity!
Right? Just listening to the same celebrities over and over is getting old...
@@ericmoody3944 yea they all say the same thing. It gets kinda dull.
4:45 “just put me in a pine box or throw me in the ditch” 😂😂😂
I like these random interviews. I like this regular americans who are good at their jobs and enjoy talk about it
This guy was an interesting guest. I watched the whole podcast.
Congratulations
@@TH-ep5en Thanks! I appreciate that!
I do what he does and I must say, everyone in this industry is very large and I hope I dont end up like this
@@jordankraemer9876 the insight we really need
@@jordankraemer9876 stop accepting invitations from the family’s for lunch.
That final hitter.
this guy reminds me of the owner of the airport on f is for family
I’m really loving these new guests
At my funeral I want to be naked and covered in baby oil then at the end I get sucked up by a giant vacuum so it looks like a reverse birth.
You mean an abortion?
I’m trying to get Stuffed full of candy like a Piñata
I’m a funeral director, the most ridiculous casket I’ve ever seen was at our funeral home when we purchased it. A solid bronze, gold plated unit with a purple velvet interior. We knew we’d never sell it to a customer so we sold it to another funeral home. Our wholesale cost on it would have been $32,000.
My man gets out of breath after a sentence with more than 6 words in it.
Bringing out the average man. Gang gang
Mahogany... take the rain forest to hell with us
It was called The Masterpiece because it had BBQ sauce in it. Theo is a genius.
Big ole fella was out of breath answering questions
A straight-laced mortician trying to explain to Theo why it's not a good idea to be left naked in his casket is hilarious.
this southern man is the most interesting person you’ve had on the pod Theo
“Mama and Jesus always loved you Theo”
I love this you get real people and tell about real shit everyday shit
Close your eyes and listen to this guy.
4:13
“And be honest…” 😂😂
Mommies best 😂😂
He couldn’t be closer to death even if he did it recreationally 😅
That dude gonna need a casket soon
Why? Lol he seemed fine when I heard the podcast.
Have some compassion. Don't comment stuff like this and make your idiocy public.
@@resident_alien595 Have some compassion for his idiocy, will ya?
@@patstaysuckafreeboss8006 Idiots don't need compassion. They need wisdom.
@@resident_alien595 So do obese people. Case closed.
I use to know a guy that was in the funeral home business and he said they mark caskets up like 800%
Baitsville Caskets as in Baitsville, IN? My buddy use to work there lol.
In Egypt they knew a thing or two back in the day.
Idk why this makes me feel better about dying 😂
The naked question was hilarious
its ralphie may
Best episode
Lotta the caskets just social status stuff as well see. But there are some that still appreciate trying to leave their impressions as long as they can. Those that skip all that stuff live forever though
Well metals are literally just pure hybrid synthetic stone derivatives haha
Also, is anyone else having an existential crisis watching this? Lol. I'm literally questioning how I want to die...
I’d want to die in my sleep. I feel most people would.
@@NoMoreQQ I'd want to die in my sleep as well. I wouldn't want to be in pain or drag it out for years. Nice and fast.
Just pray it's not cancer or heart disease. I'll take pretty much anything else.
@@johnnygunz2300 how would u like to go?
@@theauntofdragons I have two young daughters that I'd like to see turn into wonderful woman. One has been through hell with pediatric cancer and is doing well now.
I guess see them live a happy life and see myself peace out doing something I love. Maybe spending a nice camping trip with friends, laugh till my insides hurt, stay an extra night alone in the woods (I enjoy solo camping), and just tap out and hope nobody finds me.
Or out in the ocean and go down with the ship.
I know for sure I'm going to try to max out my days here though!!
if a mortician dies, who buries him? 😂 lol just a funny joke i thought of
Probably another mortician since there is more than one in the world.
@@stark0ss712 ok smarty pants, you ruined my funny joke, thanks a LOT
Gang gang Batesville casket represent
im high as fuck😂i heard the word casket like a thousand times😂😂i wanna get one now so i can ride to hell 😂👌🔥💀
Shrewd choice of guest
That dude breathes like he is going into the casket soon.
All while drinking a can of liquid death
He looks like Paul bearer's son.
Why does it cost so much to die?
Watch the episode of Bullshit by Penn and Teller on death. Its insane.
hey everyone
has he got rid of riley yet?
He said a hot tub lmao
I have a sneaky suspicion the next video I watch will be much better than this one
This guy is cool but he should be concerned about his own life choices.
This guy fuxx bro........dead bodies tho
Second hitter
People who video in to this show all imitate theo. Say stuff in the same way with “ya know” and then stupidest thing they can think of. Kinda cringy need to be yourself mate!
first hitter
😂