Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is. Come let us fart in the home. There is no art in a fart. Still a fart may not be artless. Let us fart and artless fart in the home. - *ERNEST HEMINGWAY*
my mom always taught me "you'll know you love a girl when you're comfortable farting around her and you'll know she trusts you when she farts in front of you for the first time".
Yeah no doubt. Remember when they wanted Australia to kill all their wild camels? This is the same bs. The subject of bovine flatulence has been purposefully blown out of proportion. In fact the whole carbon dioxide subject has been purposefully inflated. As wacky as this sounds the real reasons for global temperature changes has been the very weather manipulation that they hide doing. The real goal for such insane lies and manipulation is something even way darker and mind melting.
It's sad that so many fall for this! Cows are a part of the natural carbon cycle. What's more, there are only 10% of bovine life now compared to a century ago.
I love how Nick and Dani were probably like "Let's have them on a iceberg at the end, and they all kill each other with their farts, and then the cow fart causes the seals to break the iceberg!" and Ted-ed was like *"Absolutely"*
I fart strategically, how else do you think i get a corner of the gym to myself? All those other gym rats are crammed together like sweaty sardines while I get a nice bubble of personal space.
My dog's farts are definitely strategic. It always happens when I'm sitting on her side of the couch, and as soon as I leave the room, she takes that spot.
I thought this video was going to be about the deadliest fart in history and was going to start with “In 1867 James Smith ate anchovies with onions, his fart killed his wife” lol
In my experience There are 3 types of farts: 1. The "activist": loud but non-lethal 2. The "ninja": silent but deadly 3. The "terrorist": loud the same time deadly
@@Llopside but how can we know that he farted? Ohhh maybe because there is a sudden warm air that surrounds the lower extremity few seconds after its release! 😮😮😮😂😂😂😂
The Philosopher's Stank The Chamber of Gas The Prisoner of Gaskaban The Goblet of Methane The Order of the Flatulence The Half-Blood Farts The Deathly Gas
Despite how weird to topic may be, Ted-Ed has that uncanny ability to turn them into educative subjects, learning a bit of something, including the fact that mine wasn't really the worst...
"histories most epic fart" "has anyone farted so hard they died?" "has anyone died from smelling a fart?" "animal that farts the most" "fart based projectile" "are beans really a magical fruit?"
The most dangerous fart was when I was young and had deviled eggs, could literally clear an entire room. Heck they were so bad they burned when they came out, and about ruined whatever I was sitting on for a period of time. Sad thing is I really like deviled eggs, but my family wouldn't let me have them cause of my farts.
I was sweating after reading the title because I thought they figured out that I was the one whose farted and helped a bully pass out during 4th grade lol. *phew*
Why? No one can hear you over plane engines Not even the one next to you 😁 the low pressure causes the gas inside you to expand, you shouldn't hold it 😅
@@Circusmaid because the moment your able to sniff the ninja that means he's so close to you that in a blink of an eye your head is already roiling on the floor
This is the best video ever in the history of videos being put out there for people thank you it was hilarious it was informative you're awesome I love you guys I love you guys I love you guys!!!!!!
1:01 *Did she just say.... some animals DEPLOY their farts strategically.* 🤣😅😂🤭😛😜🤪😝😆 Hehe lmao that's what I'm gonna call it now. _"I was in the library when SUDDENLY someone deployed a fart."_
"The most dangerous fart, is the one that can not be heard"
-Lao Tzu
Lmao
BHAGSHAHSHAHSHAHHSHAGSA
Silent but DEADLY
Silent killer
No need of Lao Tzu alias I would have agreed anyway
"What video am I narrating this week, boss?"
"The one about farts."
The glamorous life of a TED-Ed narrator
@@TEDEd yoy know what next time in day ina life of series do day in a life of ted ed narrator
@@abhiravsharma5974 Yes! They should!
That's amazing
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Home is where the fart is" Truer words were never spoken.
Truer?
@@asafs. Yes
Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is.
Come let us fart in the home.
There is no art in a fart.
Still a fart may not be artless.
Let us fart and artless fart in the home.
- *ERNEST HEMINGWAY*
Ok
my mom always taught me "you'll know you love a girl when you're comfortable farting around her and you'll know she trusts you when she farts in front of you for the first time".
*”Cow flatulence may be the most dangerous gas, ever to pass”* In awe of how you managed to say that without laughing your eyes out
Many rehearsals, I'm sure!
Yeah no doubt. Remember when they wanted Australia to kill all their wild camels? This is the same bs. The subject of bovine flatulence has been purposefully blown out of proportion. In fact the whole carbon dioxide subject has been purposefully inflated. As wacky as this sounds the real reasons for global temperature changes has been the very weather manipulation that they hide doing. The real goal for such insane lies and manipulation is something even way darker and mind melting.
It's sad that so many fall for this! Cows are a part of the natural carbon cycle. What's more, there are only 10% of bovine life now compared to a century ago.
Yeah, it seemed like a decent science video until it veered into fear-mongering sky-is-falling global warming climate change propaganda.
They actually add the ozone depletion..
I love how Nick and Dani were probably like "Let's have them on a iceberg at the end, and they all kill each other with their farts, and then the cow fart causes the seals to break the iceberg!" and Ted-ed was like *"Absolutely"*
lol
lol
lol
Animals farting strategically,
While
Humans:
No it wasn't me.
Ok
@EnchantingEcho lol 😂
😂😂😂
Godddd I laughed se hard 😂😂😂😂 So relatable.... 🤣🤣🤣
I fart strategically, how else do you think i get a corner of the gym to myself? All those other gym rats are crammed together like sweaty sardines while I get a nice bubble of personal space.
TEDED doesn’t care about the topic as long as they cover it well.
lol yup
This is so true
Well, I do hope they do cover the topic of this video.
Seem to be pushing someones agenda.
@@strictlyeducationalmagick True, but also everything they're saying is factually correct.
"You can write the essay about anything that you want!"
Ted:
LMAO
Teacher marking this: your essay was... very interesting
Q: Why do farts smell?
A: For the benefit of the deaf.
Bruh💀
"Cows are causing global warming"
"How sir?"
"They don't stop farting"
The narrator deserves a raise for not breaking into laughter during the whole video
or his editor
Lol
Lol!
Lmao
Maybe they just edited it
I read it first as "the world's most dangerous art", not disappointed tho
Moustache man
The art of fart
And it is
Lol
I read the same, but instead of art, "fanart"
Sound guy had a field day with this one. Probably a childhood dream come true.
The animator also would have had fun! Drawing and animating a cow with flames coming out of its backside - what's not to love!?
they really should have used the funny meme brap sound effect
A round of applause for the animators.
My dog's farts are definitely strategic. It always happens when I'm sitting on her side of the couch, and as soon as I leave the room, she takes that spot.
That's fascinating, thanks for sharing!!! 😂
Then there is our old dog who multiple times heard himself fart and stared at his own bum in bewilderment.
"But some animals deploy their farts strategically."
That sounds so silly yet serious at the same time.
Sounds like they have developed nuclear weapons
I never thought *farts* would be *this* interesting
Ok
Try some ..!!!
I always felt they are.
Lol!! 😂
th-cam.com/video/r9tk971e-_I/w-d-xo.html
I thought this was going to be about an exceptionally dangerous human farter.
Same 😂
SAME
Yep, I think I know him also.
I'm interested but still a little disappointed it wasnt about areally deadly fartist
And I suspected Joey Diaz had something to do with it.
I thought this video was going to be about the deadliest fart in history and was going to start with “In 1867 James Smith ate anchovies with onions, his fart killed his wife” lol
It was funny indeed.
I clicked on the video thinking I would find out a Guiness World Record winner with the stinkiest fart 😂. I really liked the video though :)
In my experience There are 3 types of farts:
1. The "activist": loud but non-lethal
2. The "ninja": silent but deadly
3. The "terrorist": loud the same time deadly
@@Llopside but how can we know that he farted? Ohhh maybe because there is a sudden warm air that surrounds the lower extremity few seconds after its release! 😮😮😮😂😂😂😂
@@emersonreyes9724 😂🤣😂
Your descriptions of farts are so.... beautiful.
I laughed so hard😂😂
@@Llopside and finally, the “oops”: it’s a fart… I think
"For most humans, farts are a relief."
Geez you just taught us about divorce and now we are learning of the reasons. Thx I needed 2knw.
444 likes lol, about to become 445
what..
😄
@@heisernsu now 555 likes
@@NP-be7et nice, though the next level...
Ted-Ed back then: Philosophy, religion and morality.
Ted-Ed now: FARTS. DEATH FARTS.
I like their fun learning projects
Not to mention CANDY POOP!
Actually it still is, read between the lines 😉
Lol
@@Jacco0 finally : ) yup the message is still there if people would actually work with it
"The most dangerous weapon on Earth, is a silent fart"
Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Seeing that giant cow fart flames all over Earth really made my day.
The Chronicle of Farts:
The Journey of the Smell
The Secret of the Scent
The Odious Odor
The Final Fart
nice
The Philosopher's Stank
The Chamber of Gas
The Prisoner of Gaskaban
The Goblet of Methane
The Order of the Flatulence
The Half-Blood Farts
The Deathly Gas
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't--the final f a r t
You nailed it man...🔥🤣
@@meriwoo7382 you too bro😆👍
"We've gotta do an emergency landing",
"Why??"
"Goats are farting"
Lol 😂
WTF😂😂😂
Men who stare at goats...farting
they thought something was catching fire on the plane
Earlier, snakes used to attack with their venom and now they have become *MODERN*
Modern problems require modern solutions.
@@momwwwwwwwwwmomhahahahahah9097 y e s
@@momwwwwwwwwwmomhahahahahah9097 i was about to say it. Damn u
😄😄
I feel it is my duty to have everyone look up and tell at least 3 people, the fact that regardless of cow farts the ozone is repairing itself.
The animations combined with voice over are fartingly fantastic 😂😂
Despite how weird to topic may be, Ted-Ed has that uncanny ability to turn them into educative subjects, learning a bit of something, including the fact that mine wasn't really the worst...
you spelled "propaganda" wrong.
@@ZennExile, there is no "propaganda" here.
@@cassiusdalcazarosta8010 cow farts is fake news.
@@ZennExile youre either white, american, a trump supporter or all of the above
"They fail to Fart for life"
I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Light: so how m I gonna kill these creatures.
Death note:- *not farting to death*
@@xavierscurse7797 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
not funny
@@Rylie715 Wdym It’s hilarious
So are they
The moment I saw the title, I clicked immediately.
Me too
Same, lol
You are all more honest with yourselves than I am.
I hesitated for a long moment, trying to tell myself I was going to take the high road.
@@SenoraCardgage That's some big brain reply my brain can't comprehend. Have an upvote.
I appreciate whoever animated this 😂
There are 3 types of human fart. The "Loud and proud", the "Silent but deadly", and the "Wet and wild!"
You forgot the "BUBBLE FART" :3
"some animals release their farts strategically"
Me : looks at my sibling.
*Relatable*
Hahaha
Pfft-
Lol
😂😂😂
😂🤣
I wonder what their Google search history would be like.
Ok
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"histories most epic fart"
"has anyone farted so hard they died?"
"has anyone died from smelling a fart?"
"animal that farts the most"
"fart based projectile"
"are beans really a magical fruit?"
@@arthas640 Damn that's nice 🤣😂
lol
"Deep in the bowels of the animal kingdom" I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
I literally was about to fart and encountered this thumbnail and ive never been as quick at holding it as this time
Mom: What are you watching?
3:54
That's not what you're thinking
"The loud ones are mighty. But the silent ones are mightier."
-Hu Flung Puu
3 idiots movie sanskrit sloka by chatur - where this quote was actually used
I read his book "Brown Spots on the Wall " a tactical strategy for siege warfare
Greyhound farts can curl your eyelashes lol
Lmao
I farted while watching this.
🆗🆒
Ray, why do you keep watching the same exact videos I watch? You appear in almost every 5th video I watch.
i watch your comment always ...even in 5 other channels..multiple times...I actually remembered your name and your profile picture.
@@carnosinehobs7759 because its a comment bot .-.
bruh..
The first thing I learn in February 2021:
Snakes can fart
0:01
HOME IS WHERE THE FART IS"
Wise words.😌👌🏾
Indeed
Um, Actually the creature with the worst/most dangerous farts in the world is my dog.
"farts can serve as tools of intimidation"
He's just farting there... menacingly !
so I see you met my bf
Is nobody going to talk about the fact that a passenger airplane was carrying over 2000 goat?!?
went back 10 seconds and watched that part, thought i miss heard and came to the comment section looking for this
And yet I couldn't check in an overweight luggage!
the pilot must be the GOAT
How?
@@shaitte80 you mean, you misHerd. Okay bye XD
Well, I'll never look a seal the same again.
I literally farted while watching this. Thanks for the inspiration! :D
Me wondering what happen if human deploy their fart strategically
My Mind: 'Cuban Fart Crisis'
I loved how the old lady fell unconscious at the end 😂
“Farts are weapons of murder”
My sister’s nose after one whiff: _truer words have never been spoken_
My friends after a whiff: *dies*
" Researchers have found groups of several hundred dead pupfish that failed to fart for their lives "
Interesting...
I was looking forward to what the quote will be on this specific topic and I have to say I am not disappointed 😂
I don't care if farts can be deadly... They are still funny.
"I fart in your general direction" - French Soldier (Monty Python And The Holy Grail)
I've never clicked on a Ted Ed video so fast.
eyes widened as soon as I saw the notification
Downbad
I agree
So fart*
"You either die of the fart or live long enough to do the fart." - Ghandi
- Nose
Gandhi*
"Home is where fart is"
--- Ernest Hemingway
It's the current makeup of gasses in the atmosphere which gives life to this worldly sphere, farts included.
My dad: "Finally, A worthy apponent, our battle would be Legendary!"
tf
Ted Ed Sound effects creator seriously need an award.
The most dangerous fart was when I was young and had deviled eggs, could literally clear an entire room. Heck they were so bad they burned when they came out, and about ruined whatever I was sitting on for a period of time. Sad thing is I really like deviled eggs, but my family wouldn't let me have them cause of my farts.
I just laughed so hard.
Ohhh Great one I aspire to be at that level!!!! (Seriously) I do want to be that rancid when I clear the pipes!
2:25 so fish DOES fart
fish do fart
@@MegaFieldy1 how did you find the comment
@@getcaughtin4klol752timed comments
Humble suggestion for correction : hydrogen sulfide is that rotten egglike smelling gas, hydrogen disulfide is not :)
I wonder if ghosts or demons fart? Usually when you smell that egg like smell, there’s a demon or ghost near
I wonder how many times this script had to be re-read because the narrator was cracking up
My lack of knowledge: *Exists*
TedEd: "I'm about to ruin this man's whole career."
@@flammableflame5056 are you ok?
The ad I got before watching this said "The THUNDER in all of us" just before the ad ended
This has to be one of the most amusing science videos I've watched
"...several hundred dead pupfish that failed to fart for their lives." Kudos to the writers 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 🤣
The final showdown on the iceberg is epic. The cute cow is Keyser Söze.
One day the fart will replace carbon monoxide for being the silent killer
My farts are extremely toxic
I was sweating after reading the title because I thought they figured out that I was the one whose farted and helped a bully pass out during 4th grade lol. *phew*
I was worried i might get a mention after making my dad throw up and my mom dry heave, or about how I've driven dogs out of the room before.
This is my literal favorite video
I instantly turned into Beavis and Butthead every and each time she said "fart" 😆😆🤟
The variety of art animation styles in each of this channel's videos are astounding as most can ever be!
"If ye fart,let it be lethal."
Sun Tzu
Me: Ok lets watch something useful
TED-Ed: wanna learn about the world's most dangerous fart?
Me: *interesting*
İ'm in
Where I live we used to call them pubs, these "holes for urinating, defecating, and reproduction".
TedEd is the only channel that make me watch a video about farting and actually enjoying it. 😂
Now this is the quality content I subscribed for
This is the kind of quality content I subscribed for
That goat on a plane story is very relatable. I always get gassy stomach on long flights. It's painful and a pure torture because I can't let it out.
Why? No one can hear you over plane engines
Not even the one next to you 😁
the low pressure causes the gas inside you to expand, you shouldn't hold it 😅
I like how the topic changed from farts to global warming. The writer really deserves an accolade.
Yeah, a fooking Nobel Prize for the best derangement.
My brother legit took a giant fart right beside me when I was watching this video
1:36
The look on mum's face when she accidentally drops one...
😂🤣😂😅
industries: release most amt of greenhouse gases
cows: imma end this guys whole career
actually, they are both the same thing, the reason why cow farts can be so deadly is because they are mass bred by agriculture industries
1:01 probably the most threatening thing I've heard strategic farts
*Every Dad watching this video* : "Are you challenging me??"
1:57 *"I refuse to animate that."*
So that’s why my cat started panicking beneath the blanket
The most dangerous fart is like a ninja- cant see them, cant hear them, but a small sniff and your dead.
🤣sure thats been said before. But funny all the same.
Why would sniffing a ninja kill you?
lmao
@@Circusmaid because the moment your able to sniff the ninja that means he's so close to you that in a blink of an eye your head is already roiling on the floor
This is the best video ever in the history of videos being put out there for people thank you it was hilarious it was informative you're awesome I love you guys I love you guys I love you guys!!!!!!
It's the factory raised cows that create global warming gases. Pasture raised, grass fed cows actually have a positive effect on the environment.
You know what they say... silence is deadly 💨
1:01
*Did she just say.... some animals DEPLOY their farts strategically.*
🤣😅😂🤭😛😜🤪😝😆
Hehe lmao that's what I'm gonna call it now.
_"I was in the library when SUDDENLY someone deployed a fart."_
Ok
-"How bad are your farts in a 1 to beaded lacewing larvae are?"
-"Cow"
-"Holy farts!!!"
Ted Ed: a brief history of farts
Me: hmmmm I think Ted Ed running out of ideas 😂😂😂😂
I was laughing through the whole video.☺ Oh do i love to laugh and learn at the same time.😋
A wise man once said...
*Couples that fart together, stay together*