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That's it. As a Kirby main, I NEED a full dictionary of what all of the smash characters taste like to Kirby. That way, I know when Kirby cannot swallow a opponent.
Joker: Tastes like fresh blood from all the hearts he’s stolen Hero: Each kind of hero taste like a different kind of Kit Kat. Banjo and Kazooie: Taste like Easter egg candy you find in the ground since they’ve been dormant for SO LONG. Terry: A Spicy Ketchup flavor. Byleth: Another Flavor of Captain Crunch Min Min: Ramen duh. With a hint of dragon fruit in there. Steve/Alex: Taste like a cubed piece of sushi. Zombie: Rotten Flesh, duh. Enderman: A sour blackberry. Or a Chorus Fruit. Sephiroth: Tastes like Shampoo and Hair Conditioner with how much of the stuff he uses when he bathes. Pyra: Spicy Sushi Mythra: Cold Sushi Kazuya: A Carolina reaper since the taste will set your mouth ablaze with demon flames. Edit: I gotta talk about Sora now. Sora tastes like Mickey Mouse Cookies.
Joker: tastes of smoke because of his persona arson. Hero: tastes like a whetstone because of all of the grinding Banjo & Kazooie: taste like 174^826820 gold collectibles Terry: tastes like the rubber floor of the weight room Byleth: tastes like Halloween Cap'n Crunch; more interesting than usual, but you still won't care Min Min: tastes like ramen with snake meat Steve: the taste you get if you average everything in the world and then make it into a sharp cube Sephiroth: He's so edgy that you only taste pain Pyra: a sour patch kid Mythra: an inside-out sour patch kid Kazuya: tastes like demon fire Sora: tastes like an overpriced muffin from Disneyland
The macaroon comparisons with peach is actually even better when in take on the fact that she’s really hard to play at high level, and that macaroon’s are pretty easy to fuck up.
Okay so... When I read the title, I totally thought this would be an instructional video on how to make Kirby more competitively viable. You know, to sort of give you a ‘taste’ of what using a competitively viable character _feels_ like. What we got instead was infinitely better!
Teacher: Ok, for an icebreaker, let's our favorite food! Everyone: Says generic food Me: A nice juicy Charizard, Mewtwo with Captain Falcon on it, and some Peach and Daisy for dessert.
Adding DLC: Joker tastes like cat hairs. Hero tastes like a VHS of Dragon Ball Z. Banjo & Kazooie taste like musical instruments. Terry tastes like vintage candies from the 80s. Byleth tastes like expired Captain Crunch. Min min tastes like ramen. Steve and Alex tastes like creativity. Sephiroth tastes like half a chicken. Pyra tastes like pepperoni. Mythra tastes like salami. Kazuya tastes like a hot pocket that’s simultaneously burnt and cold in the middle. Sora tastes like all the food at Disneyland poured into a blender.
@@ylissotato I believe ya, Robin Gang. I was one of ya. Buut, people don't care about the Emblem anymore... ...They aren't gonna add Hector to make anyone care, are they?
5:16 "Inklings taste like ink because they're squids" "Toon Link tastes like ink because he's a cartoon" Didn't even need to hear the Dr.Mario bit this was the snappiest joke in the vid
Sans tastes like milk, since he’s full of calcium. Waluigi tastes like pain from being rejected. *terry tastes like hot sauce* Min Min tastes like ramen, and steve tastes like iron. Sepiroth tastes like trauma, and Sora tastes like a key that was left on the floor of Disneyworld for well over a year. Pyra tastes like fire, Mythra tastes like lightning. Hero tastes like numbers, and the game cartridge tastes like hell. ( Game cartridge suggestion by @Hailey Fandroidfan11 )
Purple Kae Pineapple, everyone’s made jokes about him ever since he got introduced in brawl. Why can he jump higher than Ness? Because Lucas doesn’t have a family weighing him down.
min min tastes like the longest ramen noodle Steve tastes like wooden toy blocks Sephiroth tastes like long metal Pyra tastes like fire And mythra tastes like lightning Kazuya tastes like that one wooden spoon that everyone used to eat ice cream
Here I’ll ad my take on the new dlc characters Joker: GUN Hero: off brand Cap’n Crunch Banjo & kazooie: Honey roasted turkey Terry: a pizza left on bench press in a gym Byleth: a NEW flavor of Cap’n Crunch Min-Min: ramen (self explanatory) Steve: the diced meat in frozen foods Sephiroth: a larger knife then sheik Pyra/Mythra: “That” Jar….. Kazuya: whatever was thrown into the volcano
Joker tastes like coffee and curry, because that’s what his entire diet consists of. All four Heroes taste like those Russian Roulette Jelly Beans because you never know what you’re gonna get. Banjo and Kazooie taste like a fond memory. Terry tastes like bacon that has been cooked to perfection, because he’s meaty and that’s great if you’re in the mood for it. Byleth is another box of Cap’n Crunch. Min Min tastes like ramen. I don’t think I need to explain this one. Steve and Alex taste like actual dirt. Zombie tastes like dirt that your dog just pooped in. Enderman tastes like licorice. Sephiroth tastes like that one super-poisonous yet super-deadly blowfish. A delicious snack that will probably kill you. Pyra tastes like Barbecue Lays. Mythra tastes like Sour Cream and Onion Lays.
Joker tastes like carnival food Hero tastes like a dnd rule book Banjo-Kazooie tastes like a expired luchables from the 90's Terry tastes like McDonald's from japan Byleth tastes like captain crunch Min Min tastes like ramen Steve tastes like a lego piece Sephiroth tastes like a burn't chicken wing Pyra tastes like a cherry popsicle Mythra tastes like a lemon popsicle
DLC characters: Joker tastes like if you licked the WALLS of a hot topic in the early 2000's. Hero tastes like DnD dice. Banjo tastes like a gummy bear and Kazooie tastes like a chicken omelette Terry tastes like a hot dog. Byleth is the same as the other fire emblos, they taste like capn crunch. Min Min tastes like ramen (duh) The minecraft characters taste like different kinds of dirt. Sephiroth tastes like licking the ceiling of a hot topic in the early 2000s.
At 1:24 there is a picture with text. The language of this text is german and it reads out: And so also this thrilling story takes a happy end, finally Diddy and Donkey are once again able to admire their bananes in the depot. Read in the next book a brand new Mario adventure.
Actually, Faygo is the only drink you can buy from Jail Commissary. It was so acidic I tried using it to clean the crusted $4!+ stains off my personal open-air toilet.
Wash it down with some young Link. Grab an Isabelle and head to work. Work with some Megaman and R.O.B and for lunch they had Squirtle and Sonic for lunch. Thank GOD I packed that Isabelle. Had that instead had it was time to leave went to the store and got some Shulks and Koopalings for my kid and proceeded to make Snake for dinner. Then went to the store and got sick so I signed a docter Mario to get my Luigi checked. I had the flu so I payed with some 15.99 Samus's. Went back home and went to bed also got Kirby for us.
I love how some of these are really thought through, others are desperate, some of them are comically thought through, others contrast each other, and some just stupid.
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Holy god😊
You should have said sonic tastes like chili dogs
We need a dlc part 2
do a p2
no
Ness tastes like pork
Lucas tastes like new pork
Ganondorf tastes like demon pork
Wai- what the hack
“New pork”
Haha funny...
New pork city
*Which is basically spam*
@@spooky961 OMG i played Mother 3 and didnt get that XD i thought because he was in a newer game then him xD
Wait if porky gets in smash then what does he taste like
dammit porky, stop spreading your pigmask propaganda
Steve tastes like an inventory full of various minerals.
I taste like air
He tastes like Sawdust
Tates like sweat
i taste like chips
Thank you for roasting Bayonetta
“Pikachu tastes like batteries” is my new favorite sentence
Same
Mines “the knife you use to cut that cheesecake”.With the way he said it
Ikr
Mines “sonic tastes like furry nachos”
Pikachu tastes like batteries and pichu tastes like pop rocks is mine
I like how mega man is expensive plastic but still in the category of 'if a friend cooked it for you, you would tell them it wasn't bad'
So you've never tried expensive plastic?
He’s at least got a little bit of artificial flesh in him probably.
Yummy human meat brings it up a bit.
"Fox tastes like cardboard, _flat and no spices._ /Falco tastes like _different cardboard."_
Daaaaaamn.
You gotta add some spices
I think that the fire emblem characters should taste like cardboard instead
@@FicherWolf Different colors of construction paper
I dont get ir.
@@marypepper939 It's a jab at how overused Fox and Falco are in competitive Smash. They're stale, so to speak.
Incineroar actually tastes like flamin’ hot Cheetos
Yes
no he tastes like my big floofer cat, but warmer
Underrated comment.
Perfect
He tastes like spicy chicken dino nuggets.
That's it. As a Kirby main, I NEED a full dictionary of what all of the smash characters taste like to Kirby. That way, I know when Kirby cannot swallow a opponent.
"Donkey Kong tastes like a frozen hot pocket" was a sentence I was NOT ready for
Diddy kong should’ve tasted like peanuts
@@goyangi4143 and wood, banana peels, whatever hats are made of, and hair. mostly hair.
@@NoriakiRyuji ye
DK should be tastes like Banana cream pie.
Plus, Hot Pockets are owned by Nestle, so it doesn't have to be frozen to match Donkey Kong's icy heart.
Me: Why would Mewtwo taste like popcorn?
Me seconds later: OOOOOH. Genetically modified corn.
Thanks
What
@Bored Bear just watching TH-cam so, just corn then?
Thanks
I don’t get it
4:36 The unpredictability of Palutena tasting like Budweiser Select 55 Premium Light Beer is the sole reason I’m liking this video.
No one:
Budweiser Select 55 Premium Light: *gets into smash*
Squirtle and Bowser is what got me to like
1:38
Double A I expected her to be a meringue. Light and airy but still dense.
@@CilanSteele Giga Bowser: wayyyyyyy too much turtle soup.
Joker: Tastes like fresh blood from all the hearts he’s stolen
Hero: Each kind of hero taste like a different kind of Kit Kat.
Banjo and Kazooie: Taste like Easter egg candy you find in the ground since they’ve been dormant for SO LONG.
Terry: A Spicy Ketchup flavor.
Byleth: Another Flavor of Captain Crunch
Min Min: Ramen duh. With a hint of dragon fruit in there.
Steve/Alex: Taste like a cubed piece of sushi.
Zombie: Rotten Flesh, duh.
Enderman: A sour blackberry. Or a Chorus Fruit.
Sephiroth: Tastes like Shampoo and Hair Conditioner with how much of the stuff he uses when he bathes.
Pyra: Spicy Sushi
Mythra: Cold Sushi
Kazuya: A Carolina reaper since the taste will set your mouth ablaze with demon flames.
Edit: I gotta talk about Sora now.
Sora tastes like Mickey Mouse Cookies.
Sephiroth tastes like a tree. But specifically a Pear Tree with only one Pear.
So that he can give you this pear.
I’m just gonna keep making this joke on every comment like this.
Pyra and Mythra both taste extremely hot, it doesn’t matter the dish, it’s that hot
Sora tastes like air
Hah. Dis Pear.
Joker: tastes of smoke because of his persona arson.
Hero: tastes like a whetstone because of all of the grinding
Banjo & Kazooie: taste like 174^826820 gold collectibles
Terry: tastes like the rubber floor of the weight room
Byleth: tastes like Halloween Cap'n Crunch; more interesting than usual, but you still won't care
Min Min: tastes like ramen with snake meat
Steve: the taste you get if you average everything in the world and then make it into a sharp cube
Sephiroth: He's so edgy that you only taste pain
Pyra: a sour patch kid
Mythra: an inside-out sour patch kid
Kazuya: tastes like demon fire
Sora: tastes like an overpriced muffin from Disneyland
The macaroon comparisons with peach is actually even better when in take on the fact that she’s really hard to play at high level, and that macaroon’s are pretty easy to fuck up.
Omg so true
"Give yourself a lick an find out"
*licks arm*
That could use some salt
parrot animations *licks self*
I have too much salt
*licks self*
This is why people call me cute as it seems.
nice pfp
I Taste like sandy cardboard that had lime kool-aid spilled on and then had metal flakes sprinkled on it.
i taste like salt not because i am always salty it is because i sweat a lot
Sonic not tasting like chili dogs is why I'm never getting a switch
Depends which era Sonic.
The classic kind tastes like that
The dreamcast kind tastes likethat one food you eat in sleep.
ToasterPluginX agreed
thats a stupid reason
I like how he said “ Fox that’s like cardboard. And Falco tastes like “different” cardboard”
Okay so...
When I read the title, I totally thought this would be an instructional video on how to make Kirby more competitively viable.
You know, to sort of give you a ‘taste’ of what using a competitively viable character _feels_ like.
What we got instead was infinitely better!
Give me a juicy charizard
>Lucas tastes like new pork
very nice
Everyone in the Earthbound/Mother series taste like pork. Except the Cultists, they taste like pork with blue paint.
NEW PORK CITY
Adam Roquemore I get the joke but... how DO they taste like pork?...
A Random Person don't forget childhood trauma
ruediix Giygas?
Belome from Super Mario RPG actually tells you that Mario tastes sour and Peach tastes like... peaches
Well, there's acid in the colon, and acids are sour, so...
@@JumboDS64 lol
Peach macaroons... I'm down for that.
@@OmegaCKL same
he tastes like a lemon
Teacher: Ok, for an icebreaker, let's our favorite food!
Everyone: Says generic food
Me: A nice juicy Charizard, Mewtwo with Captain Falcon on it, and some Peach and Daisy for dessert.
Translation: A nice juicy overcooked steak, some popcorn with some butter on it, and some macaroons for dessert
I guess you’re Kirby!
@@KirbyCoder ur Kirby
Ah an intellectual
Now we need a sequel with dlc characters
*You lick your arm.
*Tastes.. fleshy.
*Your HP was fleshed out.
i know what you referenced, but i left the fandom so i wont say what it is
*kiddo why did you just do that
*hey paps get a load of this
Chewy!
*Sans would like to know your location*
Kinda salty too
Let me fix you right.... There buddy.
Yoshi taste like taxes.
Which is just paper.
But with ink.
But Yoshi doesn't do taxes.
He probably gets away by eating them
Yoshi's taxi frauds are real dude
PAY YOUR GOD DAM TAXES
And piranha plant just tastes like a regular plant
"Lucas tastes like New Pork"
I'm dying
I'm impressed at just how accurate this list is
“Cloud tastes like ice cream that fell on the sidewalk”
*Pit would like to know your location*
Lol yes
Great meme
Actually its Cloud))
@@deathmarxsoul7788 r/woooosh
Floor icecream. Nice
You know you’re lying when you say that Yoshi doesn’t taste like tax fraud
So.... paper
Yoshi tastes like money because he's hiding a few million stashed under the stairs
yes because he didn't pay his taxes
Yoshii! I don't pay my taxes
I'm gonna be honest here and say that I was expecting that, or an omelet.
“Falco tastes like different cardboard”
IM DYINGG
"Sonic tastes like fuzzy nachos."
Well, I did spill some on my Sonic plushie while we were watching movies...
fox - cardboard
falco - BLUE CARDBOARD
know the difference
"Corporate wants you to find the difference between this picture and this picture."
"They're the same picture."
@@theparadoxbox1744 One picture tastes different though
Fox is 6 parts brown cardboard and 1 part white cardboard.
Wolf- pressboard
Pit: *licks cloud*
Cloud:WTH
*fLoOr ICe cReAM gIVes yOU heaLTH*
Refrence
damn that was a slick reference
Yea uprising bois know this refrence FlOor IcE crEaM gIVes yOu HealTH
Ah fucc
I can't believe you done this
How the hell does my comment even have 55 likes
I love the creativity he put in this video
Adding DLC:
Joker tastes like cat hairs.
Hero tastes like a VHS of Dragon Ball Z.
Banjo & Kazooie taste like musical instruments.
Terry tastes like vintage candies from the 80s.
Byleth tastes like expired Captain Crunch.
Min min tastes like ramen.
Steve and Alex tastes like creativity.
Sephiroth tastes like half a chicken.
Pyra tastes like pepperoni.
Mythra tastes like salami.
Kazuya tastes like a hot pocket that’s simultaneously burnt and cold in the middle.
Sora tastes like all the food at Disneyland poured into a blender.
The funny thing about the fire emblem characters is that every captain crunch flavor is actually the same
As a sword main (fire emblem, Shulk, Ganon, and anything with a sword) I can only agree. Great point
@@saggitaireauger9154 ntbtnyhtcefceds
Oh Y
@@randomvideos-sv1qx why are you so fucking rude?
@@Vemmmy ?????
This is literally the best video...
“Every Fire Emblem tastes like a different flavour of Captain Crunch” oml
They're all my mains (mainly Marth and Roy and Ike), alongside Dropped Ice Cream boi Cloud.
WE ARE NOT WIZARD MARTHS!
This post was made by the Robin Gang
Oops All Berries is the best Capt. Crunch!
@@ylissotato I believe ya, Robin Gang. I was one of ya.
Buut, people don't care about the Emblem anymore...
...They aren't gonna add Hector to make anyone care, are they?
@@MidnightCapricorn2696 to be fair, an axe wouldnt really play to differently from a sword in-game.
We need part 2!
This video made me smile, it's honestly pretty funny.
Normal people: I would like a Gold-plated Hamburger from Australia, with a cheesecake please.
Me: I would like a King K. Rool with a Zelda please.
Ha
who gets those together though
@@teraspeXt Dinner and Dessert.
@@thatguy763 that pfp is gonna make me sobble
@@TuffyTheRabbit I'm sure you've heard the story, over and over again.
5:16 "Inklings taste like ink because they're squids"
"Toon Link tastes like ink because he's a cartoon"
Didn't even need to hear the Dr.Mario bit this was the snappiest joke in the vid
Ahhhhh why!?!?!?!?!?!
IM LITERALLY JUST UNCOOKED CALAMARI
@@casualwoomy we both are
Yup
@@casualwoomy like ITS JUST LIKE BOTH OF US CHOPPED AND BE UNCOOKED
it’s funny how he explains how what food they are but also roasts them
Kirby being like tofu makes SOOOO MUCH SENSE.
Sans tastes like milk, since he’s full of calcium.
Waluigi tastes like pain from being rejected.
*terry tastes like hot sauce*
Min Min tastes like ramen, and steve tastes like iron.
Sepiroth tastes like trauma, and Sora tastes like a key that was left on the floor of Disneyworld for well over a year.
Pyra tastes like fire, Mythra tastes like lightning.
Hero tastes like numbers, and the game cartridge tastes like hell. ( Game cartridge suggestion by @Hailey Fandroidfan11 )
Me after reading the sans one: HE NEED SOME MILK!
Cuphead taste like coffee
Waluigi's pain we all know
@@wendyboudreaux768 and no, its whiskey
what does pain taste like tho
What do you like to eat when watching movies?
Me : *_mewtwo_*
Shiny Mewtwo tastes like half-popped corn. Not bad actually.
LOL I'm still laughing
PS. LOL stands for laughing out loud and not " this is NOT a threat".
When you get a mewtwo ceiling
I was scrolling through the comments and started laughing when I saw this
“You like eating cats?”
I'm not the only one who just stumbled across this and just cant forget about it
I love to duet this guy by saying the smae stuff, it's so much fun!
1:02
"Samus tastes like pennies, Zero Suit Samus tastes like the inside of a cast made of pennies."
Makes sense to me
Lol
I SMELL PENNIES
@@normalmemerman9301 AAAAAAAAHAHAHAH
Because she wears the suit and she get sweaty on the I side like a cast but the suit also taste like pennies so put them together and what do you get
That's crazy
As a Kirby main, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
My taste buds are weird so I don't exactly agree to all
Nice
Number
Me too
KIRBY POWERRRRRRRRRRR
Same
Ridley tastes like space lemons
*Friday night funkin flashbacks*
Soooo.... Wanna join the anti- fnf corporation????????¿??
No
fnf fans after seeing a fucking lemon be like
Not me actually biting myself when he talked about the miis I'm litteraly a living example of "it says gullible on The ceiling" 💀
Some of these had no explanation or justification, but I was still like
"......yeah, makes sense."
All of them made sense to me
Yea
6:05
After multiple licks, I've concluded that I taste like the most bland and least sour Sourpatch Kid ever.
And I taste like burned toast
i taste like salt because i cry everytime something bad happens
I taste of cheese,blood,and permanent markers
I taste like salt, because I sweat too much when working out
@@gaycheese253 wut?
I lost it at "Diddy Kong tastes like complicity" and had the pause the video.
Finally something Smash related that is actually important
Joker tastes like Coffee.
He canonically smells like coffee, I imagine it would mirror his taste.
dont you mean gooigi tastes like coffee?
@@cylassmith5484 would Gooigi taste like Lime Jell-O?
@@lilac9346 no
He needs double tap
True
I love how cpt falcon is just butter, yet is at the top of the tier list
I love how this slowly gets more and more unhinged
Lucas is lower on the tier list because new pork, unlike normal pork, is doused and marinated in pure tears
Aww damn that's just mean man😂😂😂
Why's everybody gotta torture my blonde baby?
Purple Kae Pineapple, everyone’s made jokes about him ever since he got introduced in brawl. Why can he jump higher than Ness? Because Lucas doesn’t have a family weighing him down.
But why do tears taste worse than CARDBOARD?!
The pork is actually clause's body
2:07 the image of Captain Falcon buttering himself up is the sole reason I'm liking this video
U started me with spam
min min tastes like the longest ramen noodle
Steve tastes like wooden toy blocks
Sephiroth tastes like long metal
Pyra tastes like fire
And mythra tastes like lightning
Kazuya tastes like that one wooden spoon that everyone used to eat ice cream
Sora tastes like a disappointing key
6:10 putting a literal block of butter in the highest tier is the most agreeable and respectable opinion I’ve ever heard of (in my opinion)
“Give yourself a lick and find out!”
Tastes
like depression
Yes
I kinda taste like butter I might have popcorn obsession
Depression and salt.
edgy
Kinda tastes like mushrooms
This video is a masterpiece
Thank you for this info
“Samus tastes like pennies”
We have E for Edible, R for Ranch and ITLFN; It Tastes Like F****n’ Nickels.
Scott knows what Luigi tastes like😂
Zero Suit Samus is worse because if you e ever had a cast you’d know that the inside after being taken off is absolutely disgusting
Lucas taste like new pork
Every Mother fan: I see what you did there
facts
Well i thought it was just a brawl refrence....
New pork is from New Pork City
I’ve never played mother and I don’t know what it’s about but I get that reference
not a mother fan, but i get the reference
Pyra and Mythra taste like the hottest most mouth-burning soup
Here I’ll ad my take on the new dlc characters
Joker: GUN
Hero: off brand Cap’n Crunch
Banjo & kazooie: Honey roasted turkey
Terry: a pizza left on bench press in a gym
Byleth: a NEW flavor of Cap’n Crunch
Min-Min: ramen (self explanatory)
Steve: the diced meat in frozen foods
Sephiroth: a larger knife then sheik
Pyra/Mythra: “That” Jar…..
Kazuya: whatever was thrown into the volcano
5:08 "Bayonetta tastes like if you lick the floor of a hot topic in the early 2000's"
good.
the reason why i like.
My friend: What’s your favorite snack?
Me : Mewtwo with Captain Falcon
"And that is how I ended up in prison."
“Y’ever had Fried Kazooie with Duck Hunt Dog Sauce on a bed of Breath of the Wild Rice?”
I’m a big bowser jr fan myself
Lol
I agree
This idea is ingenious and the tastes 100% accurate
how do you know?
Joker tastes like coffee and curry, because that’s what his entire diet consists of.
All four Heroes taste like those Russian Roulette Jelly Beans because you never know what you’re gonna get.
Banjo and Kazooie taste like a fond memory.
Terry tastes like bacon that has been cooked to perfection, because he’s meaty and that’s great if you’re in the mood for it.
Byleth is another box of Cap’n Crunch.
Min Min tastes like ramen. I don’t think I need to explain this one.
Steve and Alex taste like actual dirt.
Zombie tastes like dirt that your dog just pooped in.
Enderman tastes like licorice.
Sephiroth tastes like that one super-poisonous yet super-deadly blowfish. A delicious snack that will probably kill you.
Pyra tastes like Barbecue Lays.
Mythra tastes like Sour Cream and Onion Lays.
*Sits down to watch a movie*
Me: Oh, I almost forgot!
*Grabs a bucket of Mewtwo*
Ah, dude! You forgot to add the Captain Falcon! Cmon, man!
Lemme go get the Ice Climbers!
Ahem, the ridleys
where the hell is the koopalings
Put in some Pichu man! You can't have a movie without some Pichu!
"Give yourself a lick and find out"
*Licks*
I taste like...... being too broke to buy this game
same
DUDE I HAVE DAT GAME STUPID
I taste like nothingness....should i be concerned?
Too
WOW 🙃
1:53
I knew pikachu taste like a battery bc the power of electric
You should update this to say how the fighters pass fighters taste like
Did I just watch a person talking about how the characters taste like?
Y. E. S
*Y.E.S.*
"Give yourself a lick and find out!"
*me with cheeto dust all over fingers*
y e s
Agree
I am the s a l t
i was about to when i heard that until i was like 'what am i doing?'
"Pac-Man tastes like dating apps. BECAUSE HE'S FULL OF GHOSTS"
LOL good one
Joker tastes like carnival food
Hero tastes like a dnd rule book
Banjo-Kazooie tastes like a expired luchables from the 90's
Terry tastes like McDonald's from japan
Byleth tastes like captain crunch
Min Min tastes like ramen
Steve tastes like a lego piece
Sephiroth tastes like a burn't chicken wing
Pyra tastes like a cherry popsicle
Mythra tastes like a lemon popsicle
Just love how falco taste like different Cardboard instead of chicken...that was a nice plot twist
He tastes like bluebirds
@@voidking-animations6944 Or purplebirds, depending on which skin you pick
@@voidking-animations6944 no
he tastes like that one bird from your window
DLC characters:
Joker tastes like if you licked the WALLS of a hot topic in the early 2000's.
Hero tastes like DnD dice.
Banjo tastes like a gummy bear and Kazooie tastes like a chicken omelette
Terry tastes like a hot dog.
Byleth is the same as the other fire emblos, they taste like capn crunch.
Min Min tastes like ramen (duh)
The minecraft characters taste like different kinds of dirt.
Sephiroth tastes like licking the ceiling of a hot topic in the early 2000s.
Pyra/ mythra taste like some kind of spicy food. Pyra because fire, mythra because of her aggressive nature
@@megasimp5137 Nah, Pyra and Mythra taste like milk because they have lots of it (Pyra, however, tastes like hot milk).
@@generaltechnomage306 oh no
For the mii costume (sans), he tastes like bones and puns
@@KC_Garcia And Cuphead Taste like all different Flavor of Juice.
I tried tasting them, they're all accurate, thank you!
"R.O.B. tastes like cheap plastic"
"Megaman tastes like expensive plastic"
*am i the only one wondering how he knows how plastic tastes like*
And... *batteries?*
*cabbage full of razor blades*
I lost it at the dead pan “Samus tastes like pennies”
I taste like Salt. Probably either the Chips or the Sweat. Probably the Chips.
me too
I taste like bug blood and a hard taco shell.
Also I taste like ramen broth and pencil shaving.
I taste like salt, pencil lead, and the dust that builds up in game cartridges
@@salty3648 makes sense
The first useful video of smash ever
At 1:24 there is a picture with text. The language of this text is german and it reads out: And so also this thrilling story takes a happy end, finally Diddy and Donkey are once again able to admire their bananes in the depot. Read in the next book a brand new Mario adventure.
Olimar doesn't even taste like "packing peanuts" no, he tastes like "a SINGLE packing peanut" specifically.
I mean, he is canonically 8 cm tall.
@@dr.awkward9811 Wow, even a Pikachu would tower over Olimar by almost a foot.
“Shulk tastes like different flavors of Faygo.”
Ah, located in the Midwest, I see!
Brother
Actually, Faygo is the only drink you can buy from Jail Commissary. It was so acidic I tried using it to clean the crusted $4!+ stains off my personal open-air toilet.
aw8tingapproval Brother
@@mini_disc brother
Or Florida
We need a guide to the dlc characters.
Thanks, this will help in my next match
"Zelda taste like cheesecake, and Sheik taste like the knife you used to cut the cheesecake"
Samus tastes like pennies, and Zero Suit Samus taste like the inside of a cast made of pennies
"And Ganondorf taste like Demon Pork, which is just Spam"
Snake use to taste like juicy steak in brawl but is a little drier now without that _____________ ___.
This is literally just a quote from the video. What's the point of this comment?
@@cringejuicedavidson8288 the answer is yes
pit and dark pit both tasting like two different types of chicken fills my kid icarus uprising heart.
What if they made a sequel to Uprising that added an RTS element.
Thank you I played this mini-game and then I dominate the matches and can speedrun story mode.
Sora tastes like a rollercoaster at Disneyland.
Sephiroth tastes like pears
He shall give you this pear
whaaaa?
This pear despair
No it's dis pear right here.
Lol
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*waking up in the morning, pouring myself a bowl of Fire Emblem characters*
A h H t H i S t A s T e s F i R e Y
*Corrin Flakes*
*Pouring me a bowl of chrom. MMmmM*
Wash it down with some young Link. Grab an Isabelle and head to work. Work with some Megaman and R.O.B and for lunch they had Squirtle and Sonic for lunch. Thank GOD I packed that Isabelle. Had that instead had it was time to leave went to the store and got some Shulks and Koopalings for my kid and proceeded to make Snake for dinner. Then went to the store and got sick so I signed a docter Mario to get my Luigi checked. I had the flu so I payed with some 15.99 Samus's. Went back home and went to bed also got Kirby for us.
Kirby of the Stars yea
funny thing is, I can imagine a lot of the foods that are mentioned here
I think Pit would also taste like floor ice cream considering that he admits to eating it in kid Icarus uprising
I love how some of these are really thought through, others are desperate, some of them are comically thought through, others contrast each other, and some just stupid.
DK is a frozen Hot Pocket
That makes no sense Hot Pockets are always hot! It's in the name!
@@cjlite0210 bruh you wanna scholarship
Mewtwo tastes like popcorn... Because why not
@Max Spaeth that’s stupid, I’m suing
@Max Spaeth it’s false advertisement