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  • @jeffreyfife5293
    @jeffreyfife5293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30654

    Let’s not ignore this man just hit the dirtiest moonwalk ever out of nowhere for one second.

    • @MrArjay123
      @MrArjay123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +820

      Jeffums @1:44

    • @darrendabner8436
      @darrendabner8436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1338

      Facts! That shit was smooth as fuck

    • @originalunoriginal4055
      @originalunoriginal4055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +811

      Fact: MJ learnt the moonwalk from Dave Chappell

    • @macadon041
      @macadon041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Lol 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @493HZ
      @493HZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

      TRUST ME, so fucking overlooked, how is that so smooth. The camera GLIDED with the man

  • @emmanuelbalderrama5074
    @emmanuelbalderrama5074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9548

    "You ain't crisp but you'll function"
    Favorite line 😂😂

    • @proud2bpagan
      @proud2bpagan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      That was pretty much the take my ex wife and I had on weed. She has RA,and I had bad teeth, so the weed was a god send. I wish my home state would just go ahead and legalize it.

    • @codyh2492
      @codyh2492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@proud2bpagan
      I agree with the last sentence. But what is RA? And what does you having bad teeth have to do with it?

    • @proud2bpagan
      @proud2bpagan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@codyh2492 RA is Rheumatoid Arthritis. bad teeth cause really bad abcesses if you get gingervitis. the infection makes your tooth pain almost unbearable.

    • @codyh2492
      @codyh2492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@proud2bpagan
      Gotcha, thanks for clearing that up.

    • @aronorenda
      @aronorenda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@proud2bpagan lol it's gingivitis... Gingervitis is when you become a ginger

  • @zodiac909
    @zodiac909 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20225

    This man is a living cartoon character. One in a million.

    • @jamega4000
      @jamega4000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Brian Nava Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock are up there too

    • @Ray2311us
      @Ray2311us 6 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      One in a billion would seem much more accurate.

    • @pinakijana9479
      @pinakijana9479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      If you're talking about cartoon character then you can't forget Jim Carrey

    • @paparabi2245
      @paparabi2245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      He's 1 in 8 billion

    • @nikanzare3099
      @nikanzare3099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      One in a million is like.. 8000 people

  • @christianhuye9018
    @christianhuye9018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3424

    I cried when he was pretending to be the old guy using the walker “That old man must be tripping”😂

    • @Svbr2th
      @Svbr2th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      What's so funny is after his moonwalk, he goes right back to the "walker" like it didn't happen lmmfao

    • @jelanibellamy5218
      @jelanibellamy5218 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯

    • @leahwanjiru8557
      @leahwanjiru8557 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      trippin like a baby girraffe in high heels🤣

    • @paulkarimi2728
      @paulkarimi2728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here

    • @scottyhoo2516
      @scottyhoo2516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Calm down your on drugs... This is what drugs do."

  • @jimbeam3783
    @jimbeam3783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7593

    He killed that moonwalk 😂 1:44

    • @RaspySquares
      @RaspySquares 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Right? Audience was too white...

    • @JohnSmith-ki3li
      @JohnSmith-ki3li 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @TheHumanity! oof

    • @Reversisms
      @Reversisms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @TheHumanity! ooofff

    • @donjohn2239
      @donjohn2239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @TheHumanity! Shit.

    • @meechoe7403
      @meechoe7403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      TheHumanity! Don’t have to be black. You’re too uncultured.

  • @Ray-jg5dj
    @Ray-jg5dj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10416

    He's got an amazing voice. Every word he says sounds so *crisp*

    • @kolestracener9402
      @kolestracener9402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Well said. Very crisp

    • @kentuckybruce6816
      @kentuckybruce6816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Chapelle, what a *crisp* last name

    • @Christian_509
      @Christian_509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Just so crisp

    • @OD_G00N
      @OD_G00N 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      'Cos he ain't on *weed*

    • @mwoodson1026
      @mwoodson1026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought I was the only one who noticed.. His CH.. and TH ..

  • @callmeNoro
    @callmeNoro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17858

    He was so high that he went for a haircut without having hair

    • @Adam_Ch739
      @Adam_Ch739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +603

      Oooor he doesn't have hair because he went to the barber shop hmmm? 😂

    • @royythaboi7163
      @royythaboi7163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      😂😅most underrated comment on here!

    • @blockhead420420
      @blockhead420420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Who knows how old this story is hes telling he had hair once have you seen the movie the nutty professor

    • @andrewjohnson7158
      @andrewjohnson7158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      U trippin

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Still. Bald people go to the barber to shave their head ;)

  • @stonedstreamingna6852
    @stonedstreamingna6852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    He had absolutely no right showing us only a glimpse of his abilities with that moonwalk, we need more

  • @willr8764
    @willr8764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6431

    The elephant's temporal lobe (the area of the brain associated with memory) is larger and denser than that of people - hence the saying 'elephants never forget'.

    • @nicolasredyr7068
      @nicolasredyr7068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      So he's like the avatar of comedy?

    • @chasegwop47
      @chasegwop47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nicolas redyr basically

    • @rudi_tabootie
      @rudi_tabootie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I love Dave to death, but there have been others

    • @rodolfoalvajr5430
      @rodolfoalvajr5430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You forgot Richard Pryor Sam Keneson Rodney Dangerfield redd fox

    • @Oly1y
      @Oly1y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No he's not you fucking dunce

  • @InSaN3ViSioN
    @InSaN3ViSioN 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3523

    "Where's the sink? Its in the kitchen!, oh... i thought it was in the drawer" LMFAO

    • @daquanb8949
      @daquanb8949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @freetube200
      @freetube200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Totally something my dad would say. I never know what he's on

    • @ds7900
      @ds7900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @markosgallardo207
      @markosgallardo207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some bullshit your dad on 😂😂😂

    • @seribas
      @seribas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@freetube200 that sucks. Hope you learn from that. My #1 goal in life is to not be my father.

  • @ПесочныеЧасы-с2я
    @ПесочныеЧасы-с2я 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4993

    “If your landlord hooked on crack, that means you’ve gotta have the rent”😆

    • @VonTaylan
      @VonTaylan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cinnamoomilk
      @cinnamoomilk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Ya damn skippy! On time, off time, anytime that dude need a fix that rent is due on the spot

    • @growing.grounds4054
      @growing.grounds4054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you late your fucked !

    • @cybilebenedict
      @cybilebenedict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      👌🏽😂

    • @stonerjoe2920
      @stonerjoe2920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thanks I was watching this too

  • @1077jeremy
    @1077jeremy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2177

    I love how Dave’s talking to himself voice sounds like a silly white guy. “Dave calm down, man.” Lol

  • @innertubez
    @innertubez 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3257

    You ain't crisp... but you'll function. Bwahahaha

    • @daanm3869
      @daanm3869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wait no comments but almost a 1000 likes?

    • @jeebusyaweirdo3733
      @jeebusyaweirdo3733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Depends on the person tbh but for the most part yes. I actually find it helps me focus during sparring sessions as well as help me see combos, footwork, etc I may not have seen before or at least not as soon.

    • @tattletalestrangler7815
      @tattletalestrangler7815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      jeebus yaWeirdo maybe during film, but cmon, ssmmookkee in your lungs cant be good for your conditioning right?

    • @jeebusyaweirdo3733
      @jeebusyaweirdo3733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tattletalestrangler7815 that is true but that is why you minimize it. Some fighters smoke cigarettes too, but do so occasionally and not a constant. There are also multiple methods of achieving a buzz from pot such as vaping and orally. Moderation is the key tbh. Personally I smoke and still do boxing, I have no issues with it at all. Personally, I get benefit from it. However it isn't exactly the same for everyone and it may have a differing effect on others that may help or hinder their abilities.
      I am also not talking about getting totally baked either but I can and be just fine. There was actually a BJJ tournament where the fighters would get high then roll.

    • @jeebusyaweirdo3733
      @jeebusyaweirdo3733 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tattletalestrangler7815 th-cam.com/video/7Gqa67lD4VY/w-d-xo.html it is called High Roller Tournament and had some pretty high profile guys in it. Idk if it has continued or not.

  • @girl123interrupted
    @girl123interrupted 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2929

    “Weed is a background substance, you ain’t crisp but you function” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hriaaata2979
      @hriaaata2979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i don't understand this reference

    • @jme2266
      @jme2266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      @@hriaaata2979 youre not as smart or witty when smoking weed, but you can still function normally. It doesnt inhibit your abilities to the point of being incapacitated.

    • @justinjohnson8987
      @justinjohnson8987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      J. SLICK it’s not that you aren’t as smart, your reaction is just slowed down. Including mental functions, physical functionality etc.

    • @Sutto10
      @Sutto10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@jme2266 depends how much you smoke haha

    • @l0ne__ang3l4
      @l0ne__ang3l4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I witnessed this 😭😂😂😂

  • @DonnieDante
    @DonnieDante 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4439

    That was a Clean ass moon walk

    • @EclecticoIconoclasta
      @EclecticoIconoclasta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      he can only do it while on crack

    • @dirtychewbrocca
      @dirtychewbrocca 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      When he did the splits after that omg

    • @bawihpuiaralte6128
      @bawihpuiaralte6128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Donnie G I just liked this to make it 666

    • @salacommander2674
      @salacommander2674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bawihpuia Ralte
      I wonder who made it 420 and didn't bother to tell anyone...

    • @chelomejias676
      @chelomejias676 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right on man. That was impressive

  • @paulredinger5830
    @paulredinger5830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Old Dave is one of the best comedians alive.

  • @ninjabuck2576
    @ninjabuck2576 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6445

    Moonwalk was on point!

    • @kadesh111
      @kadesh111 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      +Bernard Buckholtz I said the same. damn. thing.
      Preach it.

    • @loulou3t
      @loulou3t 9 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      +Iamyouonlydifferent That directional reverse was the shit!....Im still laughing...

    • @Traditionalsheep
      @Traditionalsheep 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      hhahahahahahhahah

    • @nfllore8741
      @nfllore8741 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bernard Buckholtz 1000 likes.

    • @everettdukes86
      @everettdukes86 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hell yea 😂😂😂

  • @a.a.h.s.2345
    @a.a.h.s.2345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5123

    So weird coming back and seeing high-pitched Chapelle after seeing his recent specials

    • @crysjumar1
      @crysjumar1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      right! that was the exact same thing in my head. also, he does not smile as much during his specials.

    • @groowanderer
      @groowanderer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      @@crysjumar1 agreed. He doesn't need money, actually left the game because of it. I get the feeling he's back half-heartedly, in order to ... feel? Or try to.

    • @atlantaitgirl1779
      @atlantaitgirl1779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      sammmeeeee. but I remember this monologue like it was yesterday....

    • @ITIonoxide
      @ITIonoxide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      the one we see today is Dave's clone. the real Dave was killed by them

    • @russellstuff-her7017
      @russellstuff-her7017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @@ITIonoxide still way to controversial to be a clone... I think he just got tired of people trying to control his material

  • @viralbuthow000
    @viralbuthow000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8238

    "That means you've GOTTA have the rent."

    • @lorettaknoelk3475
      @lorettaknoelk3475 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JP-kr8kq
      @JP-kr8kq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      roscoegino the delivery was on point

    • @alexf8314
      @alexf8314 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Squanchy Yeah, that's his strong point in stand up no question. He can literally deliver any old mediocre joke if he wanted to and as long as he does it in his usual delivery, it'll sound 10 times funnier than if anybody else was telling it.

    • @JessicaBelcher
      @JessicaBelcher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Sky Blylevin just $20 now 😂🤣

    • @englodevan618
      @englodevan618 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best Dave Chappelle Stand up ever compelete in HD
      th-cam.com/video/PzEwmm9vLJ8/w-d-xo.html

  • @vegaswillie
    @vegaswillie ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "It was weird, the balls opened up."

  • @ПесочныеЧасы-с2я
    @ПесочныеЧасы-с2я 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2625

    “Dave calm down, you’re on drugs, this is what drugs do”🤣🤣🤣

    • @kingkongbrodiejohnson3954
      @kingkongbrodiejohnson3954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmaoooo

    • @critiquemytechnique1135
      @critiquemytechnique1135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      This is exactly how u talk to urself when ur trying to not loose it on mushrooms lol

    • @eclektik4208
      @eclektik4208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol I said the same thing when I smoked dmt or went through a k hole on ketamine

    • @juanmercado4364
      @juanmercado4364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Had to like this to change the number 667

    • @_Towelie.
      @_Towelie. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't even know what's going on

  • @johnnyb9218
    @johnnyb9218 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2029

    I love this...Looks at his clock - 2:42 He takes a shower, listens to his entire CD collection, runs around the block 4x then takes a nap - Still HIGH...looks at his clock 2:43.

    • @mohamedlotfimdoukali2285
      @mohamedlotfimdoukali2285 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      loool

    • @teejay3698
      @teejay3698 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lol if i had a nickel

    • @albanybestdrumline
      @albanybestdrumline 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Bruh that's how it be

    • @rushardedward
      @rushardedward 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      0GR3 sounds like a personal problem to me

    • @0gr312
      @0gr312 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Guess you're the lame ass nigga repeating shit.
      Just so you know, your friends hate you.

  • @JiovanniDaMatrix
    @JiovanniDaMatrix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3520

    That old man is trippin! Lmfao...the fact that he's walking with a walker then stops to moonwalk and dance is funny af! 😂😂😂

    • @meezey
      @meezey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      man i *LOSST* it!! 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

    • @Actiomedey
      @Actiomedey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I thought it was okay until I read your comment, now it's REALLY funny!

    • @redstallion7335
      @redstallion7335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@meezey Some Martin shit lol

    • @rockk9753
      @rockk9753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's actually walking with a stool haha

    • @seungjupark5966
      @seungjupark5966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "I took mushrooms and planned out my day like it was weed."
      Me: NOOOO!!! BAD IDEA!! lolololol

  • @DJSupaMonkey
    @DJSupaMonkey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have never seen this set. Literally first time viewing as of the writing of this comment. Seriously, I legit have not laughed like this in over 4 years. Dave is a legend!

  • @Tipi83
    @Tipi83 8 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Dave is definitely one of the best stand up comedians out there. :)

  • @ihurricane7
    @ihurricane7 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3099

    that's gotta be the coolest moonwalk I've seen

    • @anthonyitaliano7316
      @anthonyitaliano7316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      have you not seen michael jackson? loool

    • @Tipi83
      @Tipi83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I'm sure that @ihurricane7 has seen M.J's moonwalk. I think @ihurricane meant that, it was just so funny looking moonwalk. :)

    • @ahmadking5229
      @ahmadking5229 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      1k leggoooo

    • @teunlll
      @teunlll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tipi83 and you don't get his joking

    • @Tipi83
      @Tipi83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@teunlll Yea, that's it, I didn't get it all.. 🙄

  • @JOHNTOPG
    @JOHNTOPG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is the highlight of every single person's life in this audience , even Dave's. The San Francisco special is hands down best comedy special ever

  • @michaelcovel3793
    @michaelcovel3793 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1169

    took a nap...woke up ~ fucked up
    XD! I crack up every time

    • @HomemadeNub
      @HomemadeNub 9 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      +Michael Covel I see what you did there.

    • @mrmoedini
      @mrmoedini 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      StrikingTan same

    • @nkalakatha100
      @nkalakatha100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @barackfofana1117
    @barackfofana1117 9 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    i'll fix it tomorow when i come for the rent

    • @jerrybartlett2947
      @jerrybartlett2947 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      doesn't matter if your landlord is on crack or not he still uses that excuse on anything XD

  • @joevaughnbrooks5844
    @joevaughnbrooks5844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1586

    And til this day he’s still on his A game 💯🙏🏽

    • @1_Lando
      @1_Lando 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🚫🧢

    • @sims4610593
      @sims4610593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ehh not the same

    • @josh18230
      @josh18230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nope these are the golden years. At least he is getting off the woke crap though.

    • @ajo2012
      @ajo2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Still makes me laugh my ass off

    • @047Kenny
      @047Kenny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JoeVaughn Brooks you ain’t ever lie

  • @DrakeAsleep
    @DrakeAsleep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    When he hit that moonwalk i busted out straight laughing nonstop! 😂 Dave's a legend! Can't wait to see anything new he makes everything he makes is good!

  • @billt8504
    @billt8504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1143

    When he says "the clock said 2:42" you can see the punchline coming. After all his activities (and a nap), when he says "2:43" I still laughed out loud. Something about Dave's delivery is special.

    • @yahayamuhammad5019
      @yahayamuhammad5019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I also laughed out loud,. Man is a legend

    • @ORIGINALCRESTED
      @ORIGINALCRESTED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ye

    • @jonsonsjohnson9095
      @jonsonsjohnson9095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ORIGINALCRESTED you didnt understand

    • @Mannysosa223
      @Mannysosa223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Bro I can relate so much I had a bad trip on shrooms and holy shit bro 1 minute felt like an hour because of all the racing thoughts but when you think slowly time goes by faster

    • @ORIGINALCRESTED
      @ORIGINALCRESTED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jonsonsjohnson9095 double ye

  • @unowen7591
    @unowen7591 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2090

    I looked at the clock it was 2:43 I said GODDAMN
    Hahaha on point

    • @LOLLYPOPPE
      @LOLLYPOPPE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How? Just askin cause never did shrooms

    • @RobFeldkamp
      @RobFeldkamp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      you really loose your sense of time. Everything seems to happen at once, in reverse order or a long time ago. chronology disapears. all quite wierd.

    • @iare19
      @iare19 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Rob Feldkamp a lot of deja vu also

    • @slixdon9695
      @slixdon9695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yeah my first time doing shrooms , just 2 hours in felt like a whole day

    • @theorenmaybee7927
      @theorenmaybee7927 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rob Feldkamp sounds like an interesting trip

  • @willburz220
    @willburz220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    “I looked at the clock it was 2:43” ain’t that the truest shit ever

  • @supernerdy6612
    @supernerdy6612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    the fact i knew everyjoke he was going to make and his execution still made me laugh shows his skill.

    • @tinytanks
      @tinytanks หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Seriously, normally with comedy it only works the first time, but the greatest you can watch over and over like your favorite movie.

  • @scaredstar9127
    @scaredstar9127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1787

    "Your on drugs, this is what drugs do" my new excuse

    • @TheAngel3737
      @TheAngel3737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @publicalias8172
      @publicalias8172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Excuse for WHAT 💀💀

    • @scaredstar9127
      @scaredstar9127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@publicalias8172 when im questiond for having sex with a corpse and high on meth of course.

    • @SPICAL
      @SPICAL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@scaredstar9127 holy shit 😂😂😂
      dark humor at its finest

    • @its_just_roberto
      @its_just_roberto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@scaredstar9127 Trevor Philips? That you?

  • @HAIRHOLIC_1
    @HAIRHOLIC_1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I swear I've watched all of Dave Chappelles stand up hundreds times and every time I watch them they still crack me up😂😂 this guy is seriously the best 😂😭

    • @princerah7340
      @princerah7340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Werewolffy agreed

    • @koshar44
      @koshar44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You fine af

    • @tylercassidy9426
      @tylercassidy9426 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow there so rude to you but if you'd like to smash just Holla

    • @king78613
      @king78613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn baby hit me yo Snapchat so we can continue our love story

    • @halaniwalombardi3562
      @halaniwalombardi3562 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Got enough make up? Men can see past that you know.

  • @maf5600
    @maf5600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    "boy that old man is trippin." LMAO

  • @DJCoolK1d
    @DJCoolK1d 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    “Where’s the sink I came to fix it”
    “It’s in the kitchen”
    “I thought it was in the drawer” 😂

  • @piob9801
    @piob9801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    I can confirm. I had a landlord who was a drug addict. He asks for rent two months in advance and borrows money every week. He was a scary guy. We found out that our electricity was illegally connected to the mainline.

    • @hexicalcat4937
      @hexicalcat4937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wtf that sounds like a nightmare 💀

    • @karkkimarkkinat2109
      @karkkimarkkinat2109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Holy shit that sounds epic 😂

    • @americancountryball2077
      @americancountryball2077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Blackmail him?

    • @lickmyloafbruh
      @lickmyloafbruh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oof that’s crazy

    • @piob9801
      @piob9801 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@americancountryball2077 Nah, i didn't want to be stabbed to death.

  • @conorstechreviews1
    @conorstechreviews1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "Dave calm down. You're on drugs" that bit killed me 😂😂

  • @brandoncarlson03
    @brandoncarlson03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    What a wonderful person. Dave was a huge part of my life when I was a young man and figuring out this thing we call life. His brand of comedy spoke to my soul and made me feel excited to be able to experience it when I was comin up. God bless dave Chappelle

    • @Conceptual_Space
      @Conceptual_Space 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shut up Bran
      :)

    • @mattymcrips
      @mattymcrips 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My first episode of Chappelle Show was the slow motion skit. I knew he was the funniest person when he pooped in slow motion.

    • @A.AofSpades
      @A.AofSpades 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yata yata ya

    • @z-iceberg3562
      @z-iceberg3562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Conceptual_Space chill bro

    • @raregoodds3143
      @raregoodds3143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God should be centre of your life.

  • @LunaSangre
    @LunaSangre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    “If I was 75 I’d do coke heroin everything, I wouldn’t give a fk.”

  • @damnatiomemoriae1894
    @damnatiomemoriae1894 8 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    had an alcoholic landlord that used to do the same thing. lol.

    • @lorettaknoelk3475
      @lorettaknoelk3475 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Are you for real???? omg

    • @lilmichmenol5513
      @lilmichmenol5513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No bro. No. *SLAP

    • @lilmichmenol5513
      @lilmichmenol5513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only Chapelle.

    • @notpulverman9660
      @notpulverman9660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lil' MichMenol Are you trying to make a joke or something?
      It's hard to tell what you're trying to say.

    • @BrytheP
      @BrytheP 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@notpulverman9660 the response to the landlord champ.

  • @samuelperezsanchez7612
    @samuelperezsanchez7612 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3572

    better than Kevin hart

    • @Jokaanan
      @Jokaanan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      duh

    • @masterah2926
      @masterah2926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Samuel Perez Sanchez yup

    • @nazarioa944
      @nazarioa944 6 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      I don't even think Kevin Hart is funny.

    • @gabrielaponte6403
      @gabrielaponte6403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      leagues above Kevin hart

    • @redmasterchief
      @redmasterchief 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Not even sure Kevin hart would disagree

  • @badboy3p7
    @badboy3p7 9 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Dave's moonwalk is gangsta

    • @AB-gz9yb
      @AB-gz9yb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Priscillus Simeon love it

  • @rodrigoribeiro2569
    @rodrigoribeiro2569 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That last 2 minutes made me laugh out loud like crazy kkkk long time I dont laugh out loud like that, thank you sir! You've brighten my day up

  • @tredd752
    @tredd752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    I look at the clock it was 2:43... dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯👌

    • @elbajapanti6411
      @elbajapanti6411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Theo Redd ,⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

    • @thiskidd1783
      @thiskidd1783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      God Damn!!! Lmao

    • @ItachiUchiha-rc2kh
      @ItachiUchiha-rc2kh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Theo Redd I died 😂

    • @Billybobaggins9
      @Billybobaggins9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Man that’s fucking shroomies for ya

    • @xMorbidArtx
      @xMorbidArtx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Acid does the same. I swear I felt at least 2 hours had passed, it had only been like 3-5 minutes, scared the shit out of me.

  • @SunshineBeauty03
    @SunshineBeauty03 10 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Boy! that old man is Trippin!

  • @yeahright6048
    @yeahright6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    That last joke has to be one of the best jokes I've ever heard

  • @Rainmanthereal
    @Rainmanthereal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Whoo, This stuff sucks! Taste like athlete's foot, I feel sick but I'm not really high!"
    This line just destroyed me!!!
    He's so funny and his delivery is always perfect,

  • @PDog69
    @PDog69 9 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    pure gold

  • @xxP1ST0LER0xx
    @xxP1ST0LER0xx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    I thought it was in the drawer. 😂

    • @xxpistolero420xx7
      @xxpistolero420xx7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yo bitch u copied my username!

    • @carolynmmitchell2240
      @carolynmmitchell2240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      xxPistolero 420xx what the fuck is pistolero.

    • @xxpistolero420xx7
      @xxpistolero420xx7 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      carolyn ask ur mother

    • @xxP1ST0LER0xx
      @xxP1ST0LER0xx 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      xxPistolero 420xx you are bum sir! It’s not like i specifically looked up this name and said “oooh I’ll just add zeros and get rid of the 420”

    • @notpulverman9660
      @notpulverman9660 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      carolyn mmitchell Pistolero literally means "gunner."
      Can be used to mean "Gunslinger," and "cowboy."

  • @alanking5813
    @alanking5813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    This man is beyond words. Shaped my life. I'm a white guy from a country town that had one black family for 3 months... lol Dave taught me we are all the same. Laughter and humor and love is universal. Yeah, I get that from Dave. Hahahaha

    • @tomd1434
      @tomd1434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Clayton bigsby bit killed me.

    • @JamesTTierce
      @JamesTTierce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tomd1434 The clayton bigsby bit is one of the reasons he likely left comedy. The wrong group of people enjoy that bit(actual racist people.)

    • @tomd1434
      @tomd1434 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JamesTTierce
      So? I'm not sure why he left, but a lot of folks loved that bit, racists and non racists alike.

    • @JerryDaBes
      @JerryDaBes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@JamesTTierce Dark humor is still humor. Why get offended when we know it's a joke. South park is a great example, too.

    • @rl1226
      @rl1226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JamesTTierce not true

  • @notsorry5332
    @notsorry5332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I am a woman from Russia who never did drugs and I still think that is the one of the funniest stand up scatch in history. Rewatched it like dozen times. Legend

    • @JamesSmith-xk1fb
      @JamesSmith-xk1fb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Should try a little weed or coke

    • @silewis9396
      @silewis9396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JamesSmith-xk1fb Noooooo. Do something better with your money

    • @misterbikerman7888
      @misterbikerman7888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@silewis9396 W weed L other drug

    • @GOATMENTATOR
      @GOATMENTATOR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@silewis9396 she is from russia, she doesn't have any money :D

    • @nicolausteslaus
      @nicolausteslaus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GOATMENTATOR
      roasted

  • @orizkhalas4428
    @orizkhalas4428 10 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    took a nap, woke up, fucked up

    • @Dennis0is0Mr1Swag
      @Dennis0is0Mr1Swag 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All from 2:42 to 2:43

    • @god-son-love
      @god-son-love 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      can somebody explain this ? I don't understand.

    • @kaan61
      @kaan61 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Porschen Hund it was just a day later.
      I doubt it, but it makes it just a bit more funny.

  • @ArkaeaFCL3
    @ArkaeaFCL3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2129

    "I took mushrooms and planned out my day like it was weed."
    Me: NOOOO!!! BAD IDEA!! lolololol

  • @koolkat518
    @koolkat518 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I remember on the actors studio that he was in he said how Bugs Bunny was one of his influences & I can see that here. That 2:42, 2:43 part is some looney tunes type shit

  • @henrychien1979
    @henrychien1979 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “took a nap, woke up, fucked up” literally perfect delivery that line

  • @DontGoogleDinosaurWith500Teeth
    @DontGoogleDinosaurWith500Teeth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    that moonwalk was on point

  • @keithbecknell6994
    @keithbecknell6994 8 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    I don't think I ever laughed so hard.

    • @j5gamer455
      @j5gamer455 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Come on I need the rent couple hours later I need some more of the rent I'll come back tomorrow for the rent

    • @lorettaknoelk3475
      @lorettaknoelk3475 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +J 5 gamer 😂😂😂

    • @crispyRolle
      @crispyRolle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a future crackhead i envy u

  • @Necrophite78
    @Necrophite78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    The fun thing about this is, you know Dave at least once tried it himself. Cause the description is accurate as hell! 1 minute has passed and it feels like you did a day's worth of activities.

    • @KingJColes
      @KingJColes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Either that or he was knocked out for 12 hours 😂😂😂

    • @nixonwasframed
      @nixonwasframed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But you can't sleep on shrooms.

    • @KavenLeandro
      @KavenLeandro 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nixonwasframed well, may be after unplugged brain or whatever they call

    • @hagegesamuel
      @hagegesamuel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      On LSD, 1 hour felt like 4. Time is really not relevant during an acid trip or shrooms.

    • @ShawnJonesHellion
      @ShawnJonesHellion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i would describe mushrooms as talking with the gods, tripping the fck out, an on happy pills. but not noticing you are tripping till looking in a mirror is oddly one thing that did happen once an i was like "why am i smiling. it must be the drugs are working"

  • @supersnow17
    @supersnow17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Coming back and watching this high out of your ass is an experience man, early Dave is just as amazing as new Dave.

  • @voteZDLR
    @voteZDLR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    "this building's falling apart, things came up"
    If there ever was a landlord junkie I swear that'd be the first thing they came up with as a lie for money

    • @tobinakatarx
      @tobinakatarx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Coke addict boss 3 am ,"get me some coke or dont come to work tomorrow"
      I loved days off ,so was like "fuck you ,i aint coming in anyway,you know i dont do mondays 😉

  • @mattyxmatt313
    @mattyxmatt313 11 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Took a nap.
    Woke up,
    Fucked up..

    • @AB-gz9yb
      @AB-gz9yb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matt Mello lol he’s the master of comedy

  • @rodrigodoria7556
    @rodrigodoria7556 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    dave's body language is out of this world ...

  • @martinpye549
    @martinpye549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He has , over time, become my favourite comedian of ALL time. Respect from the UK.

  • @Rocknium1
    @Rocknium1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    that guy laughing in the background killed me 😂😂

  • @southsydesasha7268
    @southsydesasha7268 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1530

    Weed- you aint crisp, but you function!😂😂😂😂TRU DAT TRU DAT!!!

    • @ziadahmedsamy
      @ziadahmedsamy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what's the girl's name ? of your profile picture

    • @southsydesasha7268
      @southsydesasha7268 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Aww i dont give my real name out but you can call me Sasha😘✌🏾️

    • @billyhr5289
      @billyhr5289 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      hey sahsa wanna smash ?

    • @951SkipperDrNWatlantaga
      @951SkipperDrNWatlantaga 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      southsyde Sasha U used a black emoji so u aren't white like ur profile pic. Ur probly not even a girl .. fuckin freak

    • @newtrichging4066
      @newtrichging4066 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      southsyde Sasha you sexy mama

  • @righttwo
    @righttwo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Who else has gone back over and over again through out the years to laugh at Dave Chappelle's comedy? Shit never gets old! #legend

  • @chondominguez6995
    @chondominguez6995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of the greatest. Up there for sure. Great job man.

  • @neilbohar8212
    @neilbohar8212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    His high pitch voice...i miss now in 2019..n love eternaly

  • @futurecameron7848
    @futurecameron7848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Dave thank you for these classics man really helping through this tough times❤️

  • @playersmusic6365
    @playersmusic6365 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    shit.....
    The funniest man on the planet , everything Dave says or covers is funny.....
    If it ain't funny it is by the time he finished with it , genius..

  • @guyfromavillage134
    @guyfromavillage134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the slow progression of time is so real
    conversations, laughs, movies, music, having a smoke
    five minutes of mushrooms is an era

  • @aeldallkushi5882
    @aeldallkushi5882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    “I look at the time and it was 2:43.” He killed that one 🤣

    • @De.La.Selvah
      @De.La.Selvah 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea me too khfkksjhfkshfs XD

    • @alejandroserva4923
      @alejandroserva4923 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      casi casi la misma ora cuando salia de la barre cosas k no se olvidan si y gosa como los gosa k rica toda k no kde nada afuera juanicojajaja cosa tasmas rica la mujer k mas rico se los traga y esprime toda la leche mijo y pregunta cuando la coji enla traila afuera al aigre libre cuando dijo k te valga valga y cojeme juanicojajaja

    • @martinpye549
      @martinpye549 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That made me laugh out loud so much.

    • @totsh2056
      @totsh2056 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Chris rock does a similar joke about the difference between a career and a job. So funny and relatable.

  • @tahseenthedream
    @tahseenthedream 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    That moonwalk kills me every time 😂😂😂

  • @aziz_t_s
    @aziz_t_s 11 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The end. Speechless.

  • @riddley39
    @riddley39 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I personally think this is Dave at his best even better than the Dave we have now by a million miles he was pure quality!

    • @MRJMXHD
      @MRJMXHD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree.

    • @jpmorgan3891
      @jpmorgan3891 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually both versions of dave Chappelle are great ...

  • @Kardflow
    @Kardflow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Looks at the clock... 2:42. Does a bunch of stuff and looks at the clock again... 2:43
    Killer! XD
    This is fairly reminiscent of an episode of Bojack horseman, only less dark and intense.

  • @XRandomXShinigamiX
    @XRandomXShinigamiX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    someone in the audience really was having a great time with his cackling laughs XD Dave really is a legend and still kicking!

  • @mikewise1612
    @mikewise1612 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Any man. Any color that can make people laugh .. truly laugh from the soul..
    has a gift , man.
    From an Italian guy, Thanks for the laugh Dave 👍🏻

  • @nateman79
    @nateman79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    If your landlord is hooked on crack that means you GOTTA have the rent! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 this was his best standup special ever. It was funny back in the 90s and it still funny as hell today. I wish they’d release this one on DVD

  • @sweetcrosby
    @sweetcrosby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +936

    I see youtube recommend is liking chappelle again for some reaosn.

    • @princesayoleasa
      @princesayoleasa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Brandon Crosby he has a new skit on Netflix I believe

    • @hearoisrael2814
      @hearoisrael2814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The soul has been sold.

    • @rohithkumarsp
      @rohithkumarsp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Netflix sticks and stones.

    • @kingjester123
      @kingjester123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes trending again cuz of Netflix

    • @SonGokouu
      @SonGokouu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dave Chappell is dead. This new thing is a clone of him. Why has he died because of a video of him talking about dresses and men wearing them and etc on a Oprah show

  • @mmaya3144
    @mmaya3144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Classic never gets old always makes me laugh Dave Chappelle is a living legend

  • @callumfitzpatrick1989
    @callumfitzpatrick1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He seems like he's just naturally funny by nature without much effort.

  • @bigmacdoubleyouv
    @bigmacdoubleyouv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    Crackhead landlord would be like, i tell ya what, you give me 300 on friday night, you don't have to pay the other 300. Then at 3 a.m. Friday night, he'd be like, you give me 300 now, don't worry about the next 2 months rent.

    • @TheAngel3737
      @TheAngel3737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ssmuikakarot6057
      @ssmuikakarot6057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣

    • @cybilebenedict
      @cybilebenedict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Im dead 😂

    • @homegrowntwinkie
      @homegrowntwinkie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      this is the most accurate description I've ever read in my LIFE

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "It's a free country not rent free country"

  • @eccentriclullaby1357
    @eccentriclullaby1357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    LMAO when he used the stool as a walker 😂😂😂😂

    • @ChernxbylCherrii
      @ChernxbylCherrii 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@djsimma8617 pretty good hbu?

    • @berrafatale25yearsago87
      @berrafatale25yearsago87 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChernxbylCherrii im fine tnx

    • @ChernxbylCherrii
      @ChernxbylCherrii 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@berrafatale25yearsago87 that’s awesome to hear!

    • @charlesdavis7142
      @charlesdavis7142 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The truth about life and death has been revealed in 4 pgs.: google global truth project and read “the Present”.

  • @mexicanplays5502
    @mexicanplays5502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “I looked at the clock, it’s 2:43 I said god daamn” 😂😂😂

  • @shannoncofer8798
    @shannoncofer8798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Whenever I need a good laugh to make my day better I know I can listen to Dave.... Thanks

  • @chasr4335
    @chasr4335 11 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Drugs are bad M'Kay.

  • @loweni7460
    @loweni7460 8 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    "COME ON I NEED IT!"

  • @marcconte3275
    @marcconte3275 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i swear mushrooms hit us all the same. you sit there for a while waiting for it to kick in. till finally you say, "i'm not even high." thats when you get up and it all hits you at once.

  • @RTDavis0503
    @RTDavis0503 9 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    that old dude is tripping ! .dead laughing

  • @ChiloKillz
    @ChiloKillz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "looked at the clock it was 2:43 i said 'GAWD DaYUm'" 😂😂

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “COME ON I NEED IT!!!”
    That is too real lol

  • @tc9084
    @tc9084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    Who’s here after his 2019 new hilarious shit

    • @firelordzuko9972
      @firelordzuko9972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tc 90 after 2019, buddy 2019 isn’t over

    • @blockhasher7957
      @blockhasher7957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      how do you have 57 likes with a worthless piece of shit sentence like that, that's like if i had 500 likes for saying im not was am for to be is R. kelly

    • @tc9084
      @tc9084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Crowley king Of hell I meant after his new shit IN 2019 you fucking idiots

    • @maitrik_6738
      @maitrik_6738 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So weird coming back and seeing high-pitched Chapelle after seeing his recent specials

    • @theleanbusinessman5431
      @theleanbusinessman5431 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What stuff?

  • @andrewdeuriarte9971
    @andrewdeuriarte9971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    In my opinion I don’t care what anyone says, Dave Chappelle is easily one of the greatest comedians all time

  • @elbajapanti6411
    @elbajapanti6411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    2020 “Took A Nap Woke Up STILL F⭐️CKED UP” 😂

  • @KhalidX-z7o
    @KhalidX-z7o 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Your Stand ups supported my survival .
    So many laughs!!!!!
    Never getting into drugs tho. Stuck on weed for the rest of my life xD