I'll be honest I thought it was before the food was able to be harvested, when I saw the robots I was like, Mark you crazy sonnofabitch you were right!.
I mean tbh everything pointed to the timer just being for the crops. Thats what i thought as well though it was weird the timer was red. I.. im sorry i doubted you mark..
I love how in the beginning of the game, they all run past the thing that allows them to craft stuff and continue to be baffled by the fact they don't have a crafting menu
To be fair, I'd have done the same shit. A majority of the time in crafting survival games you at least have a basic crafting crafting by hand system. Bob had the proper crafting survival instinct. Tree? Punch. Get wood. Wood good. Honestly, the game did a poor job of pointing out they needed that battery. Should've been up front and in their faces with it. The basics need to be established leagues better than what the game gave them. They were 100% right with how the notebook when from how to sprint to build car and there was absolutely nothing between those two about how to craft. Tutorial needs to give the proper basics. Then let them blunder about like idiots.
Among slovenian people there are also a stereotype and inside jokes, that belarusian people are all into potatoes. Being from Belarus... I totally agree with that XD I would kill for the potato, I can eat them in any type of dish, even raw (raw are actually really good, but not that healty).
The attack is based on how many crops you've planted. More than 6 and it will initiate a attack or a "raid". More crops equals a much more difficult time. The seeds also matter a lot. 15 Potatoes are worse in an attack than 15 tomatoes. Basically the rarer the seed is, the less you can have before a raid begins or gets worse. And worse is, if you plant again after an attack, the next night gets about 50% harder until eventually the farm is destroyed. You can stop farming for a night, to reset the curse.
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 The protagonist of rising of the shield hero, best enjoyed blind. Its an isekai where four heroes are given special weapons to protect the world from a calamity
Oh oh I got a joke... You: doesn't understand that it's a damn game and in Marks own words, wouldn't be satisfying to play if it was exactly like reality
I love how when Mark saw red numbers, his first assumption was that he was going to be vibe checked by a bunch of robots for illegal farming. Edit: Oh, he was right
@@chasetoyama8184 I've never played scrap mechanic ever. The only thing I've seen is the making cars bit that was in 2016. It said "Illegal farming" then a timer appeared in blood RED. That can't be a good thing
@Neck Thebet dosn't matter if i change it because i got the tatto on the leg and i like it even if is 100 years old because of the period it remembers me
I love how Mark keeps saying little words/phrases in Korean because I can understand him and I feel really happy because I don’t understand that often. (I have been learning Korean for the past 2 months and so its fun being able to understand for once) 18:3219:16
Wade: They have a nude man calendar here. Mark and Bob: a what?! *Sprint back to the crashed ship* Bob: Ohh, it's a Wade Calendar... Mark: I need to see, it's my turn!
@@ElliWoelfin The first time he said it, I thought he said rude. Rude men calendar😂. I was fascinated to see what they chose to use in depicting rude men. 🤣
I wasn't as I have been following this game since its humble early-access days. I love this game so much! Seeing it finally come out with Survival is great!
"What kind of calendar is this with 10 day weeks?" Valid question. And yet, in an act of boredom one night at work, I decided I don't like the way our weeks or months are setup, so I made a new system with 5 day weeks, 30 days in a month, and the last month of the year had an extra week. It'd take some getting use to, but it's a bit more streamlined, none of this "28 days one month and 31 days another month" BS. Just good old multiples of 5.
Thirty days has September, April, June and November. All the rest have thirty-one. Except February alone, which has twenty-eight, rain or shine. Then leap-year comes and slays, and twenty-eight is twenty-nine. ~Julian Day, a.k.a Calendar Man, Arkham City.
Mark: "Wade come here and look at Bob at this angle" Me : laughs at how silly Bob's backpack looked while it's jiggling Also me: realizes that's not why they were laughing
"You can take anything." Imagine this in any context outside of the video game. Just a guy crazily rambling you can take anything as he tears apart a small shed with a claw hammer.
When a more experienced player hears that, they snicker silently to themselves and enjoy the oncoming storm. Edit: Yep. Mark's engineer brain is in Megamind Mode.
Mark: “I’m going to take one for the team... I’m going to test if there is fall damage...” *jumps*... “AHHHH MY SPINE” *character takes fall damage and ragdolls* “THERES NO FALL DAMAGE”
Oh my word. When you realized "you can take anything" I laughed so hard that my chest hurts. That was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. Thank you for making my quarantine a bit more enjoyable today 😁
Robot: Warning unauthorized farming detected Mark: Oh-no Unauthorized farming detected Bob: Mark what did you do Wade: You shouldn`t farming Mark: Mark: UH-OH we got 9 hours remaining there coming Bob: Uh what? who`s coming Mark: ROBOTS
I happily didn't get any ads for once. Normally when I do, there about Raid: shadow legends, which I don't play, or pokemon, which I hate, or fortnite, which again, I hate. I know full well that I'll probably get shit for saying I hate pokemon, but I don't care. I'm fully entitled to my own opinion.
Is it just me or did that just sound.. lifeless? Like HappyLarry said, it sounds less like Mark was nostalgic himself and more just for the bit... that hurt. Guess it just.. isn't that important or meaningful to him anymore, which is an honest shame.
Mark: I’m about to do something for the sake for all of us, I’m about to discover if there is fall damage Bob: I’m 100%....... *cracks noice* Mark: ARGHH MY SPINE no there’s no fall damage guys Bob: Oh, well that reassuring. *a few seconds later* Bob: Oop there is fall damage Mark: NoOoO nooo Noo.
I never thought I'd have the opportunity to start a sentence this way, so thanks for that: Listen here, sonny. Back in my day, we weren't guaranteed interactive elements. You were lucky if your fire was in 3D. Sometimes it was just a sad 2D animation. We don't take our responsive environments for granted. *Waggles my granny cane.*
@@WhalesInTheClouds alrighty then... I dont know how old you are, and you don't know how old I am, but most younger people really don't appreciate the "listen here young person" schtick. I grew up on those old video games btw... XD
18:31 I love that Mark is incorporating the Korean that he's learned into his daily vernacular, it's good practice. If no one knew, he said "미하네요" which means "I'm sorry" He also says "알았어요" which means " I understand" at 19:15
I feel like the entire dialog of them in this game is literally like an ancient inventor being put into modern times and watch him try to figure out how to do anything
No one: Not one person: Mark: "Oh my god, you can take anything. Wait, you can take ANYTHING. You can take anything....you can pick up anything....you can pick up.... :o You can take anything...You can, you can take anything.. :O!!!!!!! You can take anything!!!!"
Crops: unauthorized farming detected *timer starts* Mark: we're going to die Wade and bob: we'll be fine *5 minutes later* Robots: we are here to terminate your farming Mark: told ya we were doomed
@@pixy6239 Oh wow! Someone's a great and amazing person because they've played a game! Let's all bow down to the game player! 🙄🙄🙄 Good on you for knowing what was coming. You didn't need to be a dick to others.
Well, to be fair, in real life orange/yellow flames by themselves are not very hot and if you pass through quickly you won’t get hurt. The source of those flames will hurt you however. Really they should have been hurt by proximity to that much combustion, but anyway.
@@zeilouswolf wait a second. i've seen people talking about this, but it also implies that because otis has udders, it means he has had cow bottom surgery, but not top. advanced cow medical practice
Mark: there’s 9 minutes till the robots attack!
Bob and Wade: ok buddy.
*Robots actually attack*
I'll be honest I thought it was before the food was able to be harvested, when I saw the robots I was like, Mark you crazy sonnofabitch you were right!.
*Surprised Pikachu*
@@knotshimi The timer was RED, that's always a sign of danger lmao. I knew Mark was right idk why no one believed him.
@@knotshimi that would've been a timer on each individual crop, not everything he planted
@@knotshimi I play the game and I was surprised that he geussed right on the first time.
Markiplier when the robots come: They called me a mad man.
XD
Reality is often disappointing
LMAOO
When the robots cum
I mean tbh everything pointed to the timer just being for the crops. Thats what i thought as well though it was weird the timer was red. I.. im sorry i doubted you mark..
i love how they doubt him but he's actually right
Mark was training to be an actual engineer irl before TH-cam, so idk why they doubt him
Especially when wade mocked him 😂
@@parkeryardley9637, because in game mechanics like when robots attack don't really have anything to do with engineering.
@@amokriinprolgiid3409 I wasn't talking about the bots attacking...
You mean like when he said to stop clinging to the ship and venture out, but then they found literally everything essential at the ship
"I COULD HAVE BEEN AN ENGINEER"
Also Mark: *entrusting building cars to Bob and does farming instead*
Yeah, he *could have* been an engineer. He chose to become a farmer instead.
Well he is from Ohio
Of course he is from Ohio, Ohio conquered the world
@@LukeDobsonToshiro102 yknow biomedical engineering is making artificial internal organs, prosthetics, machines for diagnosis, ect. Right?
@@LukeDobsonToshiro102 Hm, I don't think farming is closer to biomedical engineering..
I love how when Mark realizes he can disassemble anything, he promptly goes mad with the power
You can take anything
You can take anything you want!
U been subed t Mark for 14 yrs??
@@sumz117 No I think he joined TH-cam 14 years ago
@@beiyabluejay1774 YOU CAN TAKE EVEN THE HANDLES IN THE SPACESHIP
"WE CAN TAKE A N Y T H I N G!!!!!"
-Mark explaining "A Heist with Markiplier" for the first time
Mark: This bed doesn't do anything
the bed: restores his health
sets spawnpoint
@@vibaj16 really? I think mostly beds in survival games are spawn setters.
@@daisa1506 that's what I said...
Spawnpoint
Spawnpoint
bob and wade: calmly build a vehicle
Mark: slowly looses his mind over the fact that you can take entire walls off of buildings
I love your profile pic! Fellow enby here :)
enby squad rise up
Logan Levine brooooo I’m literally over here dying from his reaction of being able to take anything!
Rise of the Planet of the Enbys
Pyro Nightmare ace enby here too hehe
I love how in the beginning of the game, they all run past the thing that allows them to craft stuff and continue to be baffled by the fact they don't have a crafting menu
I know right he went right pass every thing you need
@Sonic Mobian i wouldn't think of ark... most survival games have a crafting menu and getting resources is the first thing you do.
It's hidden behind environmental decorations, fire, and a subquest. It's hard to blame them.
To be fair, I'd have done the same shit. A majority of the time in crafting survival games you at least have a basic crafting crafting by hand system. Bob had the proper crafting survival instinct. Tree? Punch. Get wood. Wood good. Honestly, the game did a poor job of pointing out they needed that battery. Should've been up front and in their faces with it. The basics need to be established leagues better than what the game gave them. They were 100% right with how the notebook when from how to sprint to build car and there was absolutely nothing between those two about how to craft. Tutorial needs to give the proper basics. Then let them blunder about like idiots.
I've been playing this game. I did the same thing. They practically hide that starter crafting bot.
7:01
Bob: “I bet potatoes are food”
Seán: I have been summoned
*Juh-sean
Among slovenian people there are also a stereotype and inside jokes, that belarusian people are all into potatoes. Being from Belarus... I totally agree with that XD I would kill for the potato, I can eat them in any type of dish, even raw (raw are actually really good, but not that healty).
Jacksepticeyes stand has been triggered
*JoJo Music Intensifies*
lmao potatoes are actually ammo in this game
I read this as they said it, it was beautiful. 😂
It's terrifying because Mark was right and they're all gonna die.
Mark being right IS terrifying
you right
I wasn't sure if it was true because I thought it was crop growth time
@@shoshitaketakeyani3275 I have not played but I think it could be both? Like you fend off an attack and then you get rewarded with crops right after.
The attack is based on how many crops you've planted. More than 6 and it will initiate a attack or a "raid". More crops equals a much more difficult time. The seeds also matter a lot. 15 Potatoes are worse in an attack than 15 tomatoes. Basically the rarer the seed is, the less you can have before a raid begins or gets worse. And worse is, if you plant again after an attack, the next night gets about 50% harder until eventually the farm is destroyed. You can stop farming for a night, to reset the curse.
Bob: *explains complex storyline*
Mark: BEES!!!
nice ofp
*pfp
Mark: "robots are gonna kill us"
Wade: "no the crops will be harvestable"
*Time runs out*
Mark: "Oh NOOOO!"
*Getting attacked by robots*
But they were BOTH right
thank you for telling us what happened
1650 subs before Tomorrow omg ur on almost every post in a lot of videos saying to subscribe and it’s annoying
very original comment. It's not like everyone here watched the video as well or anything
Airi mage thanks
I love how everyone thinks mark is insane when he's actually getting everything completely right
yep
Yeah XD
Right? That's when the game clicked for him XD
25:46 Is that the bite of 87 part 2
I love how the first 20 ish minutes are just them running around not knowing what the fuck their doing 😂
“It says all of this complicated shit but all I want is food in my life” school in a nutshell
Lol facts
So true.
Taking the ACT/SAT before lunch be like
400th like
I read this right when he said it it literally blew my mind right when he started talking I red this. I’m just so amazed
Me, an actual player of the game when I see Mark guess right about the raids: Ohhhhhh damn!
69th like xD
@@thirtythreeninetyseven Cheers, my guy. I didn’t know that this comment got so many like!
@@neologicalgamer3437 ya see, we need more people like you in the world. You're just so sweet
I thought he was crazy i couldnt believe he was right
@@makemecry6604 Nobody did. All fools
Watching Mark's mind get blown when he realizes the absolute power of gathering he has access to was a glorious, beautiful thing.
It gives off the same energy as Naofumi discovering exploring his new abilities while unlocking different shields
@@digstrememcdingus1463 who's that?
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 The protagonist of rising of the shield hero, best enjoyed blind. Its an isekai where four heroes are given special weapons to protect the world from a calamity
Wade: Oh there's a cow!
Mark and Bob, both at the same time: KILL IT!
lmfao love the gang
@1650 subs before Tomorrow yea no
And ironicly one of his names is "Marki *moo* "
Damn you must be really young
Mark: I COULD HAVE BEEN AN ENGINEER
Also Mark: *Hits valuable components with sledgehammer*
Oh come on, that's exactly what engineer's do🤣🤣🤣
Gotta make sure its durable.
Percussive maintenance
Oh oh I got a joke...
You: doesn't understand that it's a damn game and in Marks own words, wouldn't be satisfying to play if it was exactly like reality
I respect your use of the new guy. Very cool
I love how when Mark saw red numbers, his first assumption was that he was going to be vibe checked by a bunch of robots for illegal farming.
Edit: Oh, he was right
This comment killed me
Why wouldn't you assume that
Scrap mechanic veterans be like: Why wouldn’t you assume that? It’s so obvious.
@@chasetoyama8184 I've never played scrap mechanic ever. The only thing I've seen is the making cars bit that was in 2016. It said "Illegal farming" then a timer appeared in blood RED. That can't be a good thing
@@bipstymcbipste5641 Yeah, that’s never good.
First thing you hear: “They don’t have a half-Asian setting!”
They spawn: "WADE!"
hey bro
Neck Thebet Almost as dead as the game your pfp came from.
Thanks for the warning... Glad I didn't have to watch that part.
@Neck Thebet dosn't matter if i change it because i got the tatto on the leg and i like it even if is 100 years old because of the period it remembers me
That's it. That's what Mark's tombstone should say.
"I could've been an engineer."
@@tthung8668 Or tf2 engie?
I'm liking this bc of ur profile
Or "My last name could've been doom"
I would Like but ur at 420 sooo
@@appl69 actually funny not ganna lie
mark: *discovers he can take stuff apart*
also mark: *proceeds to take apart everything*
Well if you discovered it you would too.
I was surprised too! Especially when mark block some the walls and it completely gone! THE MECHANICS ARE INSANE
@@olfersisapotato8970 well you're not wrong
Me in fallout 4 after discovering the Scrap mechanic
@Michael Li That's me in Minecraft once I get a few pickaxes and shovels.
I love how Mark keeps saying little words/phrases in Korean because I can understand him and I feel really happy because I don’t understand that often. (I have been learning Korean for the past 2 months and so its fun being able to understand for once) 18:32 19:16
He said what?
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072at 18:32 he said "sorry" and 19:16 was like "got it"
You still learnin'?
Wade: They have a nude man calendar here.
Mark and Bob: a what?! *Sprint back to the crashed ship*
Bob: Ohh, it's a Wade Calendar...
Mark: I need to see, it's my turn!
Lewd, not nude
@@ElliWoelfin The first time he said it, I thought he said rude. Rude men calendar😂. I was fascinated to see what they chose to use in depicting rude men. 🤣
Do more raft please I love it
Even the audience was shocked that Mark was right about the robot army coming for his crops
Oof.
and you have earned a sub!
I wasn't as I have already played this
I wasn't as I have been following this game since its humble early-access days.
I love this game so much! Seeing it finally come out with Survival is great!
And there goes the spoiler
Mark: **makes a cross on accident**
Cross: I am *indestructible*
It was a grave marker for his engineer career.
It was a grave mistake lol
damn right the cross is indestructible
Wait until he figures out to click and drag
@@keatonroether8883 he already does
25:30
"What kind of calendar is this with 10 day weeks?"
Valid question. And yet, in an act of boredom one night at work, I decided I don't like the way our weeks or months are setup, so I made a new system with 5 day weeks, 30 days in a month, and the last month of the year had an extra week. It'd take some getting use to, but it's a bit more streamlined, none of this "28 days one month and 31 days another month" BS. Just good old multiples of 5.
Are you saying their would be no Saturday, or Sunday with this kind of calendar?
@@themightycongueror8383 No, we would skip Monday and Wednesday. 3 day work weeks
@@Dratchet wouldn't that be a nightmare for the economy?
@Casual Gaming 3 days of work and 2 days of rest? that's 2 whole days of work rid of just for the sake of slightly more understandable weeks
Thirty days has September, April, June and November. All the rest have thirty-one. Except February alone, which has twenty-eight, rain or shine. Then leap-year comes and slays, and twenty-eight is twenty-nine. ~Julian Day, a.k.a Calendar Man, Arkham City.
“Could have been”
Like you aren’t engineering my happiness
See, this is how you do a wholesome comment. Also, very clever
1650 subs before Tomorrow that’s not how you get subs
Mark: "I could have been an engineer!"
Also Mark: Does nothing except garden while Bob builds an unholy wreck
@Urazz mark-angry peasant
I think the joke was that he was supposed to be a bio-medical engineer but stuck with youtube...
I don’t know if people understand the joke...
leunammE uihC
no shit sherlock
Mark: "Wade come here and look at Bob at this angle"
Me : laughs at how silly Bob's backpack looked while it's jiggling
Also me: realizes that's not why they were laughing
Asdfg me too, my first thought was his backpack xD
wait they weren't laughing at the backpack?
Lol yea, me too
@@KarmaIsLily nope lol, it was.... something else that he looked like he was doing
His backpack was jiggling?
Wade: "Oh theres a cow!"
Mark immediately after: " *KILL IT* "
"You can take anything."
Imagine this in any context outside of the video game. Just a guy crazily rambling you can take anything as he tears apart a small shed with a claw hammer.
“The Cow With Udders On It’s Head Exploded Into Confetti”
Those cow things are called Wocs.
Quote of the century
I was thinking, "oh boy too bad I'm watching mark harvest wood instead of the cow thing"
Fuck kind of mad libs were they playing
i just figured it out
cow woc
FUCK
it’s enemy naming gone mad
I love that they tought: Oh, there is only one timer for all crops, logically it’s counting down to them being ready for harvest
It's funny that what he thought was right. While a normal person would think the crops would be done growing at that time.
I mean, if it was about when they'd be ready, they'd have a timer individually
@@xkfx0129 make sense
When a more experienced player hears that, they snicker silently to themselves and enjoy the oncoming storm.
Edit: Yep. Mark's engineer brain is in Megamind Mode.
@@tthung8668 why does the crop matter
mark: “WHY DO YOU HAVE FOUR BUCKETS” ,, good sir, you had 16 in minecraft
Mark in Unus Annus: I'm not a masochist!
Mark in Scrap Mechanic: Does fire hurt?
He's not a masochist, he's just curious...
Masocurious
@@unmenschlich9444 So true! That and basically everything from Unus Annus.
Definitely read that as Scrap Masochist at first
Testing the fall damage 👀
"He's not a masochist, he's just curious" : all of the people who tested dangerous things throughout history.
Mark: “I’m going to take one for the team... I’m going to test if there is fall damage...” *jumps*... “AHHHH MY SPINE” *character takes fall damage and ragdolls* “THERES NO FALL DAMAGE”
not funny, didn’t laugh
WickedWeekend hah almost like we all watched the video
@ILoveAss bruh
@@javierfotine5803 no one cares, no one asked.
You guys are so bitter oh my gosh ?? Go eat some chocolate and be happy ??
my favorite moment was when mark realized he could take more than a single block at a time, his expression was priceless
starting at 25:00
when he clicked and dragged to delete he made the most hilarious face
25:12 that was the funniest descent into madness ive ever seen
mustve replayed it 10 times and laughed hard every time
Just imagining them in real life surviving in the wild just cracks me up
I think the first course of action would be disposing Wade. That would increase the chances of survival by a lot
@@bipstymcbipste5641 I bet wade would just die on his own, from drinking chemicals or confusing a tiger and a frog
I would watch that movie.
@@mavendeo oh hell yeah same
Bob: hoards the calendar
Mark: MOM SAID ITS MY TURN TO LOOK AT THE LEWD PHOTOS
23:58 -- Mark: "You're laughing. No one else is laughing."
Me: **cackling at my favorite dweebs in the world**
lol
XD same
Same
"He's really putting that wood to work" honestly i died laughing
When wade said there was a “lewd man calendar” I was secretly hoping mark would photoshop his “tasteful nudes” calendar over it lmao
I think we all were😂
Lewd and nudes are 2 different things fam..
@@Guile_The_Exile no. they aren't.
@@Guile_The_Exile lewd is an adjective
You can't photoshop a video
IDIOT
Oh my word. When you realized "you can take anything" I laughed so hard that my chest hurts. That was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. Thank you for making my quarantine a bit more enjoyable today 😁
Same here👌
and it was in weird proportions
Bob: "I bet potatoes are food"
Jack: *internal screaming*
Meanwhile the thumbnail for the month is literally "waaaaaaaaah!!!!"
The thing is... potatoes are one of 3 things that you should be able to eat but can’t. The others are corn and meat.
I think you meant *the whole Irish country* most jack but *still*
Makes it even better that your name is “very sensitive potato”
No they are ammo.
"I'm losing one health per second because of how thirsty I am" is a sentence I did not expect to hear today.
Mark: what if I- *plants Corn*
Robots: *I see you have chosen death!*
You can't plant corn though..
Mark: "Why do you have four buckets?"
Me: "Why do you have five ovens?"
lol
Lmao you right tho
I AM A MANNNN WITH *FIVE* OVENS
@@makenzieleigh1365 *"I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS"*
Now this MARKO dude, that's a real man of culture!
Mark: Well I sure hope someone picks up the phone
Bob: why?
Mark: Cause I Freaking called it!
Indubitably
Thanks, I’m taking this for regular life
Mark falls to see if there's fall damage loses half his health: MY SPINE! There's no fall damage guys
I do believe that was the joke
Ok
The beginning of this video got me.
“They don’t got a half Asian face!”
God I love you mark
*Relates biracially/multiracially*
And the identical side by sides
its like the intro to that one skate 3 video
Ugh you guys srsly
Disturbing a man when he retreats to the forest to "refine his wood" is a bad time for everyone!
Now that... was an illegal cliffhanger.
@@Scybot these spoilers are definitely appreciated -_-
@@Scybot Thanks for the spoilers bro. -_-
@@hayden.A0 I mean technically not spoilers since the footage is already out there but sorry anyways
@@hayden.A0 Not his/her/their fault that you looked at the comments. Also replying to @Lightningstone2u
What spoilers? Am I missing something?
Robot: Warning unauthorized farming detected
Mark: Oh-no Unauthorized farming detected
Bob: Mark what did you do
Wade: You shouldn`t farming Mark:
Mark: UH-OH we got 9 hours remaining there coming
Bob: Uh what? who`s coming
Mark: ROBOTS
The building in this game reminds me of those Lego sets
Brick riggs is a lego game.
When you try to make your own stuff with legos
I get the flashback about TF2....
The cow with utters on its head has fallen into the Lego city river!
*HEY!*
Mark: I'm about to discover if there's fall damage.
TH-cam: Here's an add.
I happily didn't get any ads for once. Normally when I do, there about Raid: shadow legends, which I don't play, or pokemon, which I hate, or fortnite, which again, I hate.
I know full well that I'll probably get shit for saying I hate pokemon, but I don't care. I'm fully entitled to my own opinion.
_"I'm about to discover if there is fall damage"_
*Ali-A theme starts playing*
*Add*
Whered u get ur pfp? It looks alot like other peoples pictures I've seen. Like, identical
Same thing happened to me
"YOuU CAN TAKE ANYTHING!!"
Why does Mark say so many iconic lines?
Because he himself is an icon 😂
i was wheezing at that part. so good
When he drag selects half the building xD
Because he is hilarious and we shall quote EVERYTHING he says
I love how mark realizes that farming causes the robots and then still proceeds to make a bigger farm.
If you've already eaten the poison, you might as well lick the plate
6:38
Mark: *It's Tiny Box Tim everybody!*
Everyone: *Nostalgia noises*
He said that purely because he knew people would freak out if he didn't
*Nostalgia boner*
nothing changed. he still couldn't pick him up.
Is it just me or did that just sound.. lifeless?
Like HappyLarry said, it sounds less like Mark was nostalgic himself and more just for the bit... that hurt.
Guess it just.. isn't that important or meaningful to him anymore, which is an honest shame.
Thank you Lixian for the nostalgia c:
Bob: "I hope potatoes are food"
*Jacksepticeye wants to know your location*
Every Irish person wants to know his location
Potatoes are ammo
Bob and Wade doing things in the ship:
Mark in the crops: You can get anything!
😂
I believe your profile pic belongs to Dani
It's red dani
I do the same thing when I see fire in a game. "Does this fire hurt? (jumps into fire) OWCH... yep fire hurts"
Mark: I’m about to do something for the sake for all of us, I’m about to discover if there is fall damage
Bob: I’m 100%.......
*cracks noice*
Mark: ARGHH MY SPINE no there’s no fall damage guys
Bob: Oh, well that reassuring.
*a few seconds later*
Bob: Oop there is fall damage
Mark: NoOoO nooo Noo.
Yes that happened
😂🤣
Wade: They have a Lewd man Calendar here.
Mark and Bob: LET ME SEE LET ME SEE
1650 subs before Tomorrow no
Lol
Mark: I could have been an engineer!!
Me: Well thank god you weren’t!
1650 subs before Tomorrow omg stfu and stop changing your name
Mark: discovers how to feed cow and get milk
Mark 3 seconds later: covers the ground in corn
Mark: Robots will be here in 10 in-game hours
The others: Don't you mean when the crops will grow
Game: Death comes for you know MARK!!!
Now*
Unless death knows mark.
@@idlewaves0638 Game is narrating "Death comes for you, knows Mark" hence Mark's psychic ability.
Lani Arthurs oh wow, that was really grammatically correct it hurt my brian
Bob: I bet the potatoes are food
Sean: Yes, I am a snack
A M M O
You know Sean ain't a snack, he's the whole meal
Accurate
The one time he says I bet its food its not
The thing is the potatoes are spud ammo
I cant wait for the next episode when Bob and wade just have to live with the fact that mark was right🤣🤣🤣
Every youtuber ever: "HUDUR DOES THIS FIRE HURT?"
gets hurt
"UGHIHOIGDSIOGH THE FIRE HURTS"
I never thought I'd have the opportunity to start a sentence this way, so thanks for that:
Listen here, sonny. Back in my day, we weren't guaranteed interactive elements. You were lucky if your fire was in 3D. Sometimes it was just a sad 2D animation. We don't take our responsive environments for granted. *Waggles my granny cane.*
@@WhalesInTheClouds You tell 'em, Granny
What the what?
@@WhalesInTheClouds alrighty then... I dont know how old you are, and you don't know how old I am, but most younger people really don't appreciate the "listen here young person" schtick.
I grew up on those old video games btw... XD
@@majorphysics3669 That's fair. I did, as well, if only because when you're poor you don't tend to get the new stuff.
“I built a cross.” “It’s unbreakable.” That’s the power of Christ, Mark.
Under-fucking-rated comment. I actually laughed. I'm still laughing. This was so dry and perfect. God damnit.
“THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU”
I’m just wondering who’s gonna die first and claim that as their grave...
Amen
Amen!
Game: _has an ocean_
Them: Just like Subnautica
Just like the simulations.
Bully: beats my little brother
Me:
*Refines his spine*
This is the most funniest comment i ever read
Definitely
No
Underrated lmao
18:31 I love that Mark is incorporating the Korean that he's learned into his daily vernacular, it's good practice.
If no one knew, he said "미하네요" which means "I'm sorry"
He also says "알았어요" which means " I understand" at 19:15
I feel like the entire dialog of them in this game is literally like an ancient inventor being put into modern times and watch him try to figure out how to do anything
I love the look on Mark's face when he realizes it took them over twenty minutes to find and start the tutorial in the place they spawned, lmao
I was just about to comment the same thing! Hahahah
you can bet it took them longer than that that's twenty minutes not including all of the bits they edited out o.O
Mark: *I CAN TAKE ANYTHING!!!*
Me: So... You too have discovered the secrets of the universe...
17:33 the believed sound of a caveman discovering fire for the first time
I love how they simultaneously said "what?" On the lewd man calendar-
Mark hits a hive
Somewhere in the universe, Toss Boy gets a chill up his spine!
Mark: Takes 66 damage
Also Mark: There’s no fall damage
There is no fall damage, the floor just hits back
Congratulations: you found the joke
"You need to stop latching onto the ship and start grabbing onto the dreams that are waiting for you out in the woods!" -Mark 2020
"Tiny Box Tim"
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a while.
Same RIP
1650 subs before Tomorrow srsly stop it’s annoying
@1650 subs before Tomorrow stfu :)
Mark: MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN WITH THE LEWD MEN CALENDAR
Mark talking about the cow
: "where is it's penis then."
*Common sense -100*
'You're laughing. We have ten hours till angry robots attack due to unauthorised farming and you're laughing, Wade.' is the energy Mark had😂😂😂😭
No one:
Not one person:
Mark: "Oh my god, you can take anything. Wait, you can take ANYTHING. You can take anything....you can pick up anything....you can pick up.... :o You can take anything...You can, you can take anything.. :O!!!!!!! You can take anything!!!!"
haha 420 likes
@@joshhogue5860 someone ruined it
@@jrcspiderman2003 Now we can only wait for 666.
"i bet potatoes are food!"
me: *Laughs in bullets*
LMAO
Me (an intellectual): Ammunition
@@pengin-lw1 military stockpile
Crops: unauthorized farming detected *timer starts*
Mark: we're going to die
Wade and bob: we'll be fine
*5 minutes later*
Robots: we are here to terminate your farming
Mark: told ya we were doomed
Bob: "That's 100% Wade!"
Me: It's literally just mini-Cratos
well, it depends, mostly on the weapon, and the man
Guys, we all have eyes in the back of our eyes. That's how we can see our dreams when we sleep!! DUH!!
😲 You right.
😱 Bruh, you big brain
@@panjo2400 floor gang big brain brosky!
1650 subs before Tomorrow dude stop replying to all the comments
" *WHAT THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW* "
😩 he was actually right about the robots at the end😂😂😂I was expecting the plants to just get bigger
Well you obviously haven't played the game then like me...
@@pixy6239 okay and
@@pixy6239 Oh wow! Someone's a great and amazing person because they've played a game! Let's all bow down to the game player! 🙄🙄🙄 Good on you for knowing what was coming. You didn't need to be a dick to others.
Dulia Anne i dont think he is serious because of the dots
I did get bigger like a min before the robots attack
"Oh, i bet potatoes are food!"
Well, not quite
Well yes, but actually no.
@@rollforgoose5367 Scrapman, j0hnbane, Kan gaming, Moonbo, and other known Scrap Mechanic players: Well yes but actually no
Well yes, but actually yes
The cookbot does use potatoes for some recipes
Watching Mark learn the game on the fly and amazement on his face as he learned was amazing.
No one:
Mark: *walking into actual flames* _I wonder if this hurts..._
He's not a masochist, he's just rating it on his pain scale.
Well, to be fair, in real life orange/yellow flames by themselves are not very hot and if you pass through quickly you won’t get hurt. The source of those flames will hurt you however.
Really they should have been hurt by proximity to that much combustion, but anyway.
Mark: "EEW!, IT DOES HAVE UTTERS ON ITS HEAD!"
Bob " Can we milk it?"
me: BOB IS BIG BRAIN 1000!
"Where it's penis then?!" -Mark about a female cow.
Mark, here's a important life lesson,
IF IT HAS UDDERS, IT HAS NO PINUS!!!
But what if they came across a bull?
u tryna say Odis from Barnyard has no penis?
@@dkjcb3993 this. this comment right here. is the most important question.
@@misfortune8471 @dkjcb actually it has been canonically confirmed that otis is trans and therefore does not, in fact, have a penis.
@@zeilouswolf wait a second. i've seen people talking about this, but it also implies that because otis has udders, it means he has had cow bottom surgery, but not top. advanced cow medical practice
Mark: He's really saucing something.
Me: *Hiccups & giggles*