WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS!! | Unrailed
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ก.ย. 2024
- Hmm... Mark, Bob, and Wade in charge of a 200 ton train... sounds like a GOOD PLAN!!
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I love how Mark in the beginning looks so haunted and broken. Probably because he just came off of playing Pogostuck.
Pogostuck is a Psychological horror game
Or when he was trending on twitter
This is probably before pogostuck because this is taken from a twitch stream a while ago and also he doesn't have his Alienware chair
"It's like a turkey, it just opens *it* mouth" - Mark Fischbach 2020
*insert Bob levels of laugher here*
leonard hutson that just happened but I thought it would be weird to comment that
I've heard that saying that turkeys before too. only folks from Ohio get that reference.
I think he was trying to reference the chicken that li ed without its head for 2 years and drowned in the rain , i dOnt FAcKn kNOw
As I continue to observe the bots the more questions I have
7:25
Mark: "The cows are dead except for one because I wanted it to remember its loss and suffer for it."
Wade: *is killing said cow*
How merciful of Wade XP
I love how Bob was just screaming "*WADE WADE WADE*" like a real penguin
Do real penguins also scream "*WADE WADE WADE*" ?
Where in the video?
The only penguin I can think of says Wayne
@@KeithDavis277 really?
@@solomonbardalez4285 Yeah
This looks like it was made by the Crossy Roads developer. Same kind of style, and the slow movement reminds me of it too. Not to mention you unlock characters that have the same style as the Crossy Roads ones.
Idk man
YOU right
Nope not the same dev i see what you mean thou.
@@zapp7938 YOU right
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I personally love Mark's current hairstyle
my nemesis
Gasp
I see you have a handful of foes
John Sherif I is no foe, I gasped as he had an enemy
Me too
Why does every time they play a game wade already knows everything and has already played
@@TheReasonMaster123 Them Salty Bois! didn't they play this game like a year ago or something like that?
And while playing with Bob and Mark , Wade is the one usually finding weird things 😂
@@TheReasonMaster123 wades gang is minor league
Wade is sugar daddy but for games.
Why is it Wade always fails the most consistently even though he's always the guy with prior experience?
2:28 imagine singing "Into The Unknown" but instead of the unknown voice, it's Bob.. lol
hi wispy!
Lol
OMFG
That'll just turn the whole movie into a comedy xD
That was actually Wade lol
now
i think we can all agree
that bob's hysterical, uncontrollable laughter
is truly
a beautiful gift 💕
So true
Ye
Yes Bob he had the most perfect👌🏿 laugh😂 I ever heard my life.
And his play-on-words, he does it a lot and it’s really enjoyable
I was the 666th liker
Mark looks like a tired kid playing with his friends after class.
So basically me😂
mark has looked like that for the past 3 years
Mark: "I'm very stupid."
Everyone: "We know, sweetie."
ITS ALRIGHT😂😂
That's it, I'm going on a bot crusade. Wish me luck against those bastards.
@Samurai Seaver u are a true gunius
@Samurai Seaver Come, we need a clever man on the bot crusade.
compliments are very nice
"You know when it's raining and turkeys just look up and then they drown."
It actually happens to VERY young turkeys I’ve heard from my grandmother😂
T H I'd imagine that in a more cartoony fashion, like something outta Looney Tunes/Toons 😂
As a man who worked as a farm assistant for several years, I can actually say that some turkeys are that stupid, I remember having to help heard them inside there coop if it was going to rain 😂
I love how Bob and Wade have been a constant for all these years, they both deserve way more hype if for nothing more than being really awesome dudes that have been by his side since the beginning.
And to add, Mark didn't drop them/stop bring friends& collaborating with them.
Gameplaywize I love watching the three of them play, only made better by when Jack is there too. Real life stuff I like Tyler and Ethan, but also whenever they're all together it's a trip.
@@morgangossen9739 Mark is too nice of a guy to do that. Fame can do a lot of things to a person without them knowing, amazing that he never let fame go to his head, truly an amazing person
Shame about Yami though I find, you can't blame Mark, but Yamimash never recovered from his incident
@Sebastian Smith I think he dated underage fan and got caught. Then Mark and him never have contact
When Mark was yelling for Bob and his camera zoomed in, I was really really hoping that Bob would come out the door behind him.
I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE
Mark looks like he just stayed up until 4 am to finish his essay due at 8 am the the same day, and is rewarding himself with a half an hour of gaming before he inevitably dies on his matress.
I love this comment
That is literally my mood right now lol
this is accurate to this day lmfao
30 minutes till 4 and only 2 paragraphs...Shit I'm screwed
@@CbOt7it’s too late but I hope you did good! I feel your pain. On every level.
Bob: My dudes!
Mark: *OUR dudes*
mark is a true comrade.
I smell communism
Commies
CAPITOLISM HAS FAILED US
No, communism jokes are not what we should get out of that...
*MARK, EXPLAIN-*
I'm surprised the phrase "chugga lugging" wasn't said more.
33:34 Probably the most satisfying part of this video is watching the train cars explode to the beat of that banger outro music
Wholesome noises
Everyone else: "Among us is an imposter"
Mark and Bois: "Train go choo choo"
didn't they just do a stream on Among Us?
But choo choo...
Ikr I wanna see Mark play Among us haha
Imagine the rage quit mark wouldve done and the yellings when accusing
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Mark: *tries killing robbers*
Game: Sorry Bud, you can’t do that. But you can kill the cows
Mark: *Re-he-he-heally?* 😈
Haven't finished watching yet, but you can kill them. It just takes a lot of hits.
Is that an Ace Ventura reference? Lol
You can actually get rid of the robbers if you wait long enough
yeah u can kill them lll
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As he ages, he just gets more and more laidback.
people tend to do that, ya
15:59 “Choo Choo needs buckets” new favorite phrase, I will be making a shirt
Oh no the bots
I want that shirt (also it's sad you got cursed by the annoying bot)
The train was kinda moving *Mark Slow*
nice name
You right
Good joke. I laughed
But fr tho good comment
If that is your real name...
No one:
Mark: if I stand in front of a moving train will I die?
he just wants to see if he can take it
Underrated comment 👍🏽
HE'S NOT A MASOCHIST
@@themostdangerousnoodle To test the limits of his ability...😈
I’m a simple man, I see the funny men I click
Yes
t h e f u n n y M e n
The funny men that scream to be exact
@-Vyorus- like your mom
@PhantomMemory. My hero
I can just imagine mark as a train conductor saying: *CHOO CHOO*
All abort
Same!!
@@masonreyes9612 please tell me you did that intentionally.
Bro-
Snake Eyes I didn’t do it in a rude way why was it garbage
I love the recurring theme of mark being called the leader and going "aww guys really?"
This is the only series I know where that happens, and I feel like I have seen a lot of them.
@@jonnyofalltrades6620 it happens like a lot it's kinda like an enigma because you can never remember what series it happened in only that it has happened multiple times and it's amazing each time
@@josephmurphy417 that sounds about right.
Oh boy, Mark’s face in the beginning means this game is gonna be fun haha
Budd please touch the egg
LOL ITS TRUE
PSA: Do not touch the egg.
@@sirdootdoot2430 Already knew thats a comment bot thats being desperate lol
I'm just bot reporting at this point. It's kinda fun.
I shall attempt to explain why the train overheats.
Steam locomotives require a fire to boil water until it evaporates and condenses into steam to put pressure on the running gear to make the train move.
When the locomotive isn't tended to and not enough water is on the firebox the fire can melt the crown sheet and release too much pressure leading to an explosion.
Thanks
This is actually p interesting
Thanku!
Huh... Neat.
Oh, nice to know! Thank you
The more ya know
One of these days Mark is gonna insult Wade and Wade is gonna BURST through the door behind him IRL
-X- Wade gon give it to him~
Mark : (explaining how genius he is to Bob and Wade)
Choo choo : gotta go fast
5:50 oiSOiSs
me: oasis?
flashbacks to wall punching
OOOAAAASSSIIISSSS
UNUSSS ANNUUSS
OAAAASSSIIISSSS
*slams ground* OASIS, OAAAASISSS, *OAASSIIISSS!*
OASISSSSS MARK OAAAAASSSSSIIIIISSSSSS
The gang: "Yeah, we need to zigzag"
Also the gang: *Zigzags once then resumes straight path*
"WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS!"
TH-cam would be a far darker place without it, so...
IKR BUT TH-cam KINDA MESSING THINGS UP NOW
@@POHreeg Yeah, they've allowed their bots to ruin a lot of things...
*B E G O N E* BOTS!!!
@@JeffOfTheMountains exactly, i keep on getting 5 bots on my youtube videos, i just pray they arent ready to take my channel cuz i really spent a lot of my time on it
@@sirdootdoot2430 YES..WHERE TF DID U GUYS ORIGINATE FROM
Mark: "it is a GOOD PLAN"
(in the description)
Charles: "I could say it is the GREATEST PLAN"
The greatest plan of All Time.
This is the greatest pllaaaan
Ah yes, the train has put its existence in the hands of these three...
May the train rest in peace.
Pewdiepie: Among Us
Ninja: Among Us
Literally everyone: Among Us
Mark: Still continues on his own path and plays Unrailed with his buddies
Just like when they quit minecraft. He will pick it up and revive it.
@@Lahoot_The_Hoot tbh I really miss the drunk mine craft series, but I mean I don't want Mark to kill his kidneys. Maybe he should smoke pot and start a "highchraft" series.
Wade plays Among us
Looks like he Unrailed the trend there
I'm literally watching this bc i came here looking for Among Us 😂
mark: i can kill the cows?
bob: lay the tracksss
why does this remind me of colonization lol
And the natives
manifest destiny
Going South
Wade: "Tutorials"
Mark: "Tuturials"
Bob: "Tutori- Tuturials"
Why does Mark look like he's preparing for a Keanu Reeves cosplay
cause he is KILLING it with that hair. Did you see the Unus Annus video where he wore goggles with that hair? He looked so badass.
Ikr? I keep asking my self why he looks like Keanu Reeves and I thought it was only me.
probably because he doesn't wanna get the corona virus and die from his hairdresser im literally doing the same thing
Poopi doop wdym you GUESS?
Moistcr1tikal/penguinz0 looks more like Keanu Reeves
my whole life thought Mark's facecam was an edit, rather than a movable window.
ikr?? i only realised this recently too in another video
During streams, it's a movable window, normal videos, it's an edit
Any videos with Bob and wade are streams
Hes moved it around in other videos
@@icy.3056 yeah, on streams
Same
Does anyone else love the way Bob says buddy to Mark? I feel like I can hear how much he cares. And Mark loves Bob genuinely you can tell
bro i was literally like “damn mark’s hair is super long, what year is this?” then saw it was from three hours ago
Seán O'Dea the year nobody got a haircut
OH GOD absolutely did the same thing 🤣🥰 Definately bringing me back!
Anyone who is reading this, you are amazing and I love you 🙏🏻❤ Kindness and happieness to ya!
@@eriskhaos7311 If that was a Harry Potter refrence, I love you omg, if not, ily still of course 🙏🏻❤ Just loved your comment!
His long hair is just 🤤
He’s looking more and more like MetroMan every day
Yeeees
Wait your actually right omg
Now all he needs is a skin tight white suit with gold accents
@@토니-u2l Skin tight white suit with gold accents.
Oh god I'm scared because it's true
“Did anyone get any bolts”
“I didn’t see any, and you know I did look”
Me legit seeing the bolt sitting in the mountain 👁👄👁
There wasnt a bolt there, that was a duck you were looking at
"Tutorials. I hate em" and then he wonders why he never knows how to do anything in games.
He likes to figure it out
They all do lol
i agree
He knows that the video will turn out funnier if he's more Mark slow and Bob stupid
That doom video in which he said he knows everything and later asks how do I punch
Ah, the Arin Hanson school of gaming lol.
Bell: Rings*
Students: Pack bags*
Teacher: “Before you go”
Students: 0:00
Budd please touch the egg
Lmao
OKAY, I HAVE TO ASK WHERE TF DID BOTS ORIGINATE FROM ON YT, I THOUGHT U CANT PASS "VERIFY, I AM NOT A ROBOT"
4:50
Me to my friend*
Wasn’t this a comment on the Fall Guys video?
As a train nerd, I can confirm that this is exactly how the railroads were built.
Mowing down forests in seconds, running and screaming like lunatics, and murdering cows with pickaxes? Dope!
Mark’s current hair and facial hair style makes him look like someone thawed out the iceberg he was in and revealed the missing link. Love the look tho brother! 🙏🏼
At 0:02
CAVEMAN MARK IS COMING OUT
❤️❤️❤️😍
It would explain why he's Mark slow
Mark: Do we have to do the tutorial?
Me: Yes, Mark, that’s how you learn how the game works
Oooooooooœoooooooöooooooôoooooo
Erin Kuhlhoff *tutUrial
Murari Narisetti my apologies 😂😂😂
The way he yelled “BOB!”
Mother Bob!!! You are needed!!
32:59
The whole time Mark was talking his ass off, I was like “Uh, Mark? Maybe you should place that track down before the train explodes into oblivion.” 😆
17:04
Mark and Bob: *just talking*
Wade in the backround: *Killing a bunch of innocent cows*
Alternate title: 3 men get railed for half an hour
F B I oh
Taz yeah
F B I *OH YEAH*
Taz OH YEAHHHHHH
F B I *_OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH_*
Every time Mark, Bob, and/or Wade belly laugh...another year gets added onto my life
When Mark remembers the Leather quest.
Mark: I can kill the cows!!!
James Miller 69 likes. Noice.
20:07
Wade: "I'm just the muscle over here."
Ladies, and gentlemen... we have our bouncer here.
COOL DOG NO DON'T LEAVE ME NOOOOOOOOOO
bob: waters for nerds
me: *am i made out of nerds-*
Water is "for" nerds, therefore you are a nerd
😨
he said this as i read this comment
I imagine the candy in that scenario, and it scares me.
@@DesolateLavender imagine someone stabs you and you bleed out nerds
Hey, theoretically, could you just take the rails the train has already passed on, and move them in front of the train again?
I dont think thats how this game works. Seems like your building a railway. Like the Continental railroad. Your building the track for later use by passenger trains hense the stations
it's possible that rails the train passed on cannot be removed, although I haven't played the game so I don't really know for sure.
Looks like you can only remove rails that are on the end of the line, so you wouldn’t be able to do that
When you use 100% of your brain......
*the meme*
I was wondering that too
Mark : "my face is not stupid"
*12 seconds later*
Mark : "I'm so stupid"
Just wanted to say i was the 69th like then i saw the other reply and now i feel like the universe is watching me :)
28:42 i like how the thieves can do nothing but stares at the train going choo-choo
"I had a feeling "Illicit response" might illicit a response."
-Wade, 2020
"Cuz waters' for nerds"
The wildfires rn: 👁👄👁
You live in Washington too?
Thought he was talking about California
@@Man-lw5ik he's talking about the entire west of the us
Not gonna lie, the thunbnail looks like The Polar Express
It’s the Canadian Pacific 2839
Dondo Golden Rose you are superior train knowledge being 😳😎
Bertrum Van Gogh Thanks you good sir. And you are pretty smart yourself.
I was actually thinking that
23:00 Bob and Wade making intricate plans: "You good with this Mark?"
Mark: "................................wE nEed bUCkeT sOOn."
Mark : *kills the cows*
Me : *crazed cow murderer flashbacks*
Wait... that's not what that game's about? I may have played it wrong.
@@camerondodge2070 it is a Minecraft thing.
@@salzaniclegend4129 Yeah, I know, before the original comment was edited it said Minecraft. I meant I was playing that game wrong.
"WHY DO I HAVE A COW?" -Wade 2020
5:46 "Do you remember? 21st of September?"
Me: _"I can't remember, what happened in September..."_
**flashbacks**
@C__Anishi__ _It's been forever, since I could have remembered..._
@@Kya10 _Where the hell is every pony? I just want to know the story, of what happened right before
I became so alone..._
(Oh.
That
Brings back memories.)
@@aisutistoto5771 I agree
Funny story I just remembered. Everyday when my dad came home and he saw me chilling, he would automatically assume that's all I've been doing all day. One day I completed a tough day of homework that took the entire day so I decided to sit on the couch. Not even two min later, my dad comes home and sees me sitting there and asks
"did you do anything today?"
I responded with "yes, alot of homework"
Then he said "Looks like you've done nothing"
I got enraged by what he said, so I power walked to my room, picked up months worth of graded homework, walked up to my dad, and poured it all right infront of him. He said "Clean up this mess!"
I responded with "I DON'T SEE ANYTHING TO CLEAN UP".
Just wanted to share
You might not have said something like that to my dad hehehe... heh.. 🤔
Wow. You can yell at your parents?
Wow when was all of this
Welcome to asia
My stepdad does this all the time, even as a 21 year old now, and still he wouldn’t count anything or try and “ correct” my work even if it was 100% (or over). Apparently I did it wrong but what does my teacher know, he would say the teachers are doing it wrong if that’s how they are teaching me. If my work wasn’t 100% he would rub it into my face and ask why I’m lazy. Yet somehow I still hadn’t done anything.
Bob: OMG look at that train
Mark: Effishensee
33:34 Can we just appreciate Lixian syncing the train with the music
Mark and Wade: *Singing for Bob to come back*
Bob: Yes?
Mark: It worked!
*Note to self always sing to summoned bob.*
Don't sing in the shower, he's married
Can we just take a sec to acknowledge the fact that marks hair looks amazing
I can literally see the Farquaad energy emitting from Mark.
*E* - efficiency
When lockdown ends, is Mark going to a hair stylist or a Metal concert?
Kellie Felix this made my day.
both
honestly I like his long hair
A Hairstylist's Metal Concert
His hair rn is the best its been
Is it just me or are their interactions in this game super wholesome and cooperative...?
It's making my heart melt a lil
*bucket intensities*
Mark: "WHO PUT THE BUCKET UP HERE!!?!!!??!?"
...seconds after panic
Wade: "Hey guys, I did that :)"
Mark: "wh- who did that- Wade??"
Mark: WADE WADE WADE
*flashback to the gulls in 'finding nemo'*
I love how Bob and Wade have been a constant for all these years, they both deserve way more hype if for nothing more than being really awesome dudes that have been by his side since the beginning.
It’s so weird looking in a different corner to see Mark.
I didn't look at him the whole video honestly
29:57
Mark: That's why I'm so good at fall guys
A random Ninja/Pigeon : I sense a disturbance in the force
Like in every fall guys video I've seen. It's mostly a pigeon that does all the sabotage work
23:52
Wade
Was that meant to be Aerials by System.
This is the most iconic trio of all time whenever I see mark wade and bob in a video I must watch it immediately
*insert obligatory “i could’ve been an engineer” comment. *
*"I AM A MAN WHO PULLS 5 WAGONS"*
For someone who argues about the word "room"'s pronunciation, Mark likes to add an extra letter that doesn't exist, even silently, in "tutorial" making it "turturial"
Love how this video was recorded on the 1st of September and its popping up in my recommended 2 years later on the 1st of September
I am SO SO glad Mark played this.
This game is one of my favorite games and needs all the attention it can get!
Bob saying the word "Consolidate" gave me some Satisfactory flashbacks 😂😂😂
When Wade was waving that cow around, wondering why he was waving a cow a cow around, I felt that.
"It's like a turkey - it just opens it mouth" lmao I haven't laughed as hard as I did at that in awhile, that was so unexpected.
"Umm there's a dinosaur in our game?"
It’s fun to see him and his friends
*Bob:* I'M CONSOLIDATING
*Flashbacks to the incident*
Oh god
Oh Geez lmao!
"No listen, it's fine, I'm consolidating," Top 10 lines said before disaster.
@@miguelcarneiro8074 where is that from? Sounds familiar.
@@kennymcmillian5523 I think Satisfactory
I want to see how long Mark can grow his hair.
He will be the next tangled
Man bun length
you dont want to see it.
@@totallynotafurry6323 Why not? It looks better longer
Burn. if it gets any longer he will start looking like Amy, and that will creep me out.
Mark: "I had a big brain move with my pile that Wade wouldn't understand,"
Train: *Slowly creeping along.*
Mark: "-I recognize that it was better to have the train actually crafting tracks than placing- HUEHH HUAAAH!"
Lately, I’ve been feeling very depressed because of going back to school. I haven’t really felt much depression and anxiety but lately it’s been insanely bad!
Watching your videos has been helping through it. I’ve recently started to re watch all of your old videos and I started watching the whole FNAF playlist again!
I’m most of the way through it and It’s already helping me so much!
You should try to revisit the FNAF series btw!!
You don’t even know how much you mean to us, I just wish you could see this so you would know how much you help us and mean to us!!!!!!!
See you next video man!
I promise to now watch every single video because in the last few months I’ve been slowing down on watching you!!!!! (But I’ve been watching for about 8 years now)
Keep up the great work Marky Boy 👍
I watched the whole Playlist again too! 😂
Lucas Gleason lol 😂
17:25 “the fact that you can just consolidate everything” - Bob
*Satisfactory flashbacks*
I just got done watching that series again 😂
Are we just going to ignore the fact that wade started singing his own version of aerial's by system of a down
Markimoo I hope you’re staying safe with all the fires going on in Cali. I live in Washington and it’s still really Smokey heat with the bit we have going on. ❤️❤️
Yaa
Ya same the whole sky is yellow for me
As someone from California, can confirm, I haven't seen sunlight in weeks.
bruh they sky is orange
@@drewblondie4795 yea at first I thought it was cool lmao