The Old Witch's Ring isn't Useless, you can talk to Spider-bae with it. It's the most important Ring in the game! -right next to the Rusted Iron Ring, since it is REQUIRED to walk through Blighttown-
talking to top waifu while she believes we're her sister that we just killed a minute earlier is definitely the most important use any item in dark souls could have.
while i'm never an active participant as i'm not creative enough, i am indeed intrigid by this, even if it yealds nothing, i just want to know the truth(and look at all the magnificent editing)
i think the only two other dark souls channels that put out such high quality content about dark souls are vaatividya, the pruld and sabaku, and oddily enough two of them are italian, while also two of them talk mainly about lore... but again, i don't know all the souls channels. and oldman has even higher productio quality anyway.
Continuing my truest lore about the Catacomb Crab: The Dark Crabbo's one true goal is to bring torment to us all. To bring us to the madness he felt when trying to discover his purpose. And for decades he has done his all... Fooling many players into thinking it has a purpose, and making memes out of it. Little do they realize they already fell into its trap. They were giving him strength without realizing it. But recently, the brave Crab Scholar, Limit, and his trusty companion, Question Bot, Used the Crabbo's memes against itself, doing absolutely everything to the crab to discover... Nothing. The Dark Crabbo thinks that it also fooled him, but failed to realize that Limit was the one who survived The Great Crustacean Torture, and has obtained all knowledge of Crab, Pig, and Mushroom alike. In the Crabs final breath he spoke words that will forever echo throughout history... _"oH yeAH mR KrABs"_ However, it's story isn't over yet...
Take the crab all the way to Gael in the Ringed City and have Gael feast on his blood, then kill him to acquire a unique item called Blood of the Dark Crab. Give it to the painter girl to reveal a secret ending. She uses the Blood of the Dark Crab to paint a cold, dark and very gentle place called Bikini Bottom, thus teasing at From Software's new crossover game: Dark Bottom Bikini Souls. .....Actually now that I think about it that title sounds more like a Hentai lmao
you are awesome mate, Ive been watching your videos for quite some time now and while with more time passing my hopes for the crab being anything else than the pendant of darksouls 3 are diminishing, I admire your tenacity. Keep doing what you`re doing mate! Also youve earned yourself another sub.
It's kind of disappointing that nothing happens but it would be hilarious if one of these obscure recommendations, like wearing all the guaranteed gear the other crabs dropped, actually did something and turned you into a small crab or something completely useless. Would give Vaati 25 more years of video content just from that.
The crab is used as a teleportation device. If you kill it 100 times, reset the game, and eat a mossfruit, you then you teleport to the secret area known as archcrab peak. Getting to the end of this area gets you the crab body stone and you become a crab person. Its special attacks are using giant phantom pincers, and shooting spicy water.
Let's just say this one took the longest by far. On each question I spent a fair amount of time re-testing the other questnions. Such as taunting, swapping gear etc in each location. I'm really feelin' it now...
Limit Breakers How does it feel to be the creator of the most useless useful info on the internet, or the most useful useless information...? Either way works.
Okay, I know a lot of this is jokey stupid shit, but I just wanted to take a second and say that I honestly really enjoy your content. You're probably one of my favorite souls TH-camr so good job, and keep it up!
No, Limit is Oldman's grandson. Limit is the younger, British guy who occasionally does voice over on videos that then get lots of comments about how they hate him and want Oldman instead.
7:38 I believe that mural is in reference to the great arch tree from Dark Souls 1. The mural even depicts the Bed of Chaos in her proper location directly beneath the tree.
I've grown fond of this crab. I think I'll adopt it and hope that Fina grants it a fashionable suit of golden armor. We'll be the ultimate gank squad. Heh.
flow motion freerunning it's on the other side of the lake, just after the destructable floor, I think the ring is +2 so it wont spawn on your first playthrough
Interesting how they mostly try killing enemies with presence of craboo, but not killing the small crabbo in presence of enemies. Maybe it is not supposed to dig, but to die in another place?
I really respect the amount of hours you have sunk into this, like dear God I can only imagine guiding crabbo to all the different locations over and over again with nothing to gain. 10/10 telling grandma about this video
Limit Breakers! Could you guys do an episode on the Knight Slayer ring (Ivory Warrior Ring in DS2)? I'm fairly certain the way it functions is each weapon has a "stagger" stat we can't see and the ring modifies that value. This number would go against the blocker's stability so if increased it would do more stamina damage. I say this because with it on and using a great hammer I have also been able to stagger bosses much much easier, sometimes with every hit! (Sorry for bitch slapping you repeatedly Uncle Gael). So I assume this "stagger" value is the same stat that is used to fill a boss's stagger meter to either stagger them or get a critical attack animation. So i think the ring does way more than it says, making it a top tier PvE ring! I also don't know if it is a straight modifier to this value (adding 100 or something), or if it increases it by a percentage, so the more you have on your weapon to start the better it is? If a percentage, every great hammer build would benefit greatly but spears may get no benefit. Also does it stack with spells? Boulder heave could break through shields or stagger bosses easier if this were the case for example. You guys are perfect for cracking in the game and testing the numbers, so hopefully you are up to task! Thanks for all the work you do!
i believe it works quite the same as dark souls 1 stamina damage, different weapon class have different stamina damage which damage the stability of shield and poise health. so i think the knight slayer ring boost this stamina damage which also boost its poise damage which usually tied to stamina damage.
iota-09 yeah it should but it havent been tested yet i think, at least i havent. If it does work like that, it would be very helpful especially to slower hyperarmor weapons that rely on outpoising enemies.
David Silaen I can tell you from my experience bosses stagger easier with the ring on, but it would definitely be great to get the numbers to know for sure
I don't know why 5:01 broke me so much, but just imagining going through all that work for the crab to get set on fire, and seeing old man panic-run to kick it out of the lava-- I can't stop laughing, my face hurts so much.
Limit Breakers! Cool idea for more pointless data, what about breakable objects, what they break by, and what areas they lie in? The ultimate in pointless data!
"Ok team, I propose we make the enemies even harder, smarter, and more numerous to make the game an even more frustrating timesink." "I've a better idea. See that ball? Put a crab in it." "What? Why?" "Trust me."
Speaking of the Giant Crab's burrowing technique, if you use dung pies to poison the crab, it will still take damage even when burrowed. Looking at its health bar is a good way of knowing where it'll resurface, as well as the best way to counter it's health regen.
I want to get off Mr.Krabs VERY FUCKIN' SLOW SKUTTLING RIDE!
ₒₙₑ wₐy ₒᵣ ₐₙₒₜₕₑᵣ, ᵢ'ₘ ₕₐcₖᵢₙg ₜₕᵢₛ cᵣₐb ₒₚₑₙ.
Limit Breakers hey man love your vids keep it up
Limit Breakers He's the chosen crab, the only one to be able to defeat The Dark Crab.
Limit Breakers LAVA CORPSE MAN VS CATACRAB
Bout time old man you said two days >:( Jk love you grandpa
the ride never ends
I never thought I could be so invested in the fate of a fucking crab.
That's because you never get some
@@-v0n- pinging you so you can feel the cringe
@@-v0n- sending you another notification so you have to feel bad again
Import crab into Dark Souls 1 and use the Broken Pendant while wearing the Old Witch's ring in the middle of the first fight with Seath.
SpectacularName But you have to do it on the 29th of February while there's a full moon going.
THAT'S IT THAT'S THE ONE
The Old Witch's Ring isn't Useless, you can talk to Spider-bae with it. It's the most important Ring in the game!
-right next to the Rusted Iron Ring, since it is REQUIRED to walk through Blighttown-
talking to top waifu while she believes we're her sister that we just killed a minute earlier is definitely the most important use any item in dark souls could have.
You mad man, there are things mankind is just not meant to know.
Holy fuck you just won’t give up. This is inspiring
Talking about someone who broke his armor set on the small swamp crabs while holding 2 +10 blessed broken straight swords.
I'm getting flashbacks to Chopper Man.
He's more stubborn than freakin anime protagonists
THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING THERE GODDAMN IT
1un4cy or the 1% speed Zweihander parry in DS2
Maybe the crab is poise?
DOES CRABO HAVE POISE!?
Lol that made me chuckle
Maybe he digs the missing poise?
*FROMSOFT made a secret community quest to unlock poise*
It's insane enough to be real.
YES
*Vaati where's lore ?*
The Catacomb Crabbo, the embodiment of meaninglessness and creator of the Pendant.
u could at least give the pendant to the birds and they'd give u shit... but the crab is useless
Hidden Squid deepest lore
Hidden Squid The pendant belongs to the crab.
_If you make the crab crush the pendant it turns on poise._
You must become the crab to understand the crab.
Unlock your inner crab.
use Chameleon and become the crab
🦀
Dark souls 3 secret path: way of the crabbo
I feel so bad for you limit, this looks like hell
Hell? Not even close, son. Watch his vids about breaking armor.
Esteban Failsmore
Oldman: how durable is durability?
Miyazaki: somewhere between DS1 and DS2.
Oldman: NANI?
Cooper Harris Seriously. Thanks grampa.
No, Brazil is the limits hell
No, it's a crab.
Crabbo digs up poise?
Am I the only one that's actually really intrested in this? Like not as a joke.
Nah I am legit curious too. You learn a lot about the mentality and style of a given game dev when you poke at their games like this.
Obviously not.
Mr Timo I haven't played DS3 yet and I'm desperate to know the truth.
i have spent probably 15 to 20 hours messing with this crab because i feel it does something.
while i'm never an active participant as i'm not creative enough, i am indeed intrigid by this, even if it yealds nothing, i just want to know the truth(and look at all the magnificent editing)
Fill all my lore holes Oldman.
Lowkey with DEEPEST Lore?
OH DEAR
You're the TH-camr I'm most loyal to as a subscriber. You're so funny and put so much effort into content making true quality content. Fuckin love it
i think the only two other dark souls channels that put out such high quality content about dark souls are vaatividya, the pruld and sabaku, and oddily enough two of them are italian, while also two of them talk mainly about lore... but again, i don't know all the souls channels.
and oldman has even higher productio quality anyway.
Continuing my truest lore about the Catacomb Crab:
The Dark Crabbo's one true goal is to bring torment to us all. To bring us to the madness he felt when trying to discover his purpose. And for decades he has done his all... Fooling many players into thinking it has a purpose, and making memes out of it. Little do they realize they already fell into its trap. They were giving him strength without realizing it. But recently, the brave Crab Scholar, Limit, and his trusty companion, Question Bot, Used the Crabbo's memes against itself, doing absolutely everything to the crab to discover... Nothing. The Dark Crabbo thinks that it also fooled him, but failed to realize that Limit was the one who survived The Great Crustacean Torture, and has obtained all knowledge of Crab, Pig, and Mushroom alike. In the Crabs final breath he spoke words that will forever echo throughout history...
_"oH yeAH mR KrABs"_
However, it's story isn't over yet...
Best. Story.
"hArDeR mR kRabs"
Soul of the crab, key to life's answers
Soul of the old, withdrawn from it's basement
May pose be granted, so the game might be mended
ivan lysionek so the game might be mended
ivan lysionek where can I donate?
The Gamer Dragon the link where it says poise instead of pose :o
cloudbloom the shame shan't go away, isn't it punish enough?
shouldn't it be "may POISE be granted"?
I feel like LB might've misspelled that too
Take the crab all the way to Gael in the Ringed City and have Gael feast on his blood, then kill him to acquire a unique item called Blood of the Dark Crab. Give it to the painter girl to reveal a secret ending. She uses the Blood of the Dark Crab to paint a cold, dark and very gentle place called Bikini Bottom, thus teasing at From Software's new crossover game: Dark Bottom Bikini Souls.
.....Actually now that I think about it that title sounds more like a Hentai lmao
Hilarious
Myth: Is possible to make a Faith built viable?
Rotten clerics
use arrow faith magic and roll catch followed by r1 spam, works like a miracle (get it?)
*Busted*
No
You need 99 faith to believe in mr krabs
Fromsoft needs to add a crab DLC.
I NEED an answer to this.
Quick patch in a crab resolution before the old man gives up on his wild goose chase!
Imagine if this same crab somehow makes it to elden ring
give old man character sliders? so i can larp as my favorite anime protagonist?
Yes
Ouh yes, we need old mans beauty
I need the sliders of the nun... for research.
Zach Clark Old Man looks kind of like Andre but less buff
The tree mitif was indeed the deepest lore. It was the Erdtree.
Tarkus walking into the lava casually and then dying is one of the best things I’ve ever seen
Crab It's Tsorig, Tarkus wouldn't die to some petty lava, he's too MLG.
Myth breakers > skeleton ball breakers
I have the feeling he actually found something or he wouldn't be hyping this up
You underestimate the extent Limit Breakers will go through for nothing.
like that 1% speed parry?
Like durability part 2?
i wouldnt be surprised if this is actually a 100 part series with the final part concluding that this was just a waste of time
the ending of durability part 3 ( after the credits) was spooky af and worth every damn second, recommend 10/10
you are awesome mate, Ive been watching your videos for quite some time now and while with more time passing my hopes for the crab being anything else than the pendant of darksouls 3 are diminishing, I admire your tenacity. Keep doing what you`re doing mate! Also youve earned yourself another sub.
It's kind of disappointing that nothing happens but it would be hilarious if one of these obscure recommendations, like wearing all the guaranteed gear the other crabs dropped, actually did something and turned you into a small crab or something completely useless. Would give Vaati 25 more years of video content just from that.
I legitimately fucking love the crabbo chronicles
limit you are my favorite souls youtuber hands down, good wholesome memes
Awww shucks~
The crab is used as a teleportation device. If you kill it 100 times, reset the game, and eat a mossfruit, you then you teleport to the secret area known as archcrab peak. Getting to the end of this area gets you the crab body stone and you become a crab person. Its special attacks are using giant phantom pincers, and shooting spicy water.
Ok I thought of something
What if you kill it with dragon stone?
I get the "Clash on the big bridge" XD
Best part of the video
You have to tell how long it took you to make this at the end of the final episode bruh
Let's just say this one took the longest by far. On each question I spent a fair amount of time re-testing the other questnions. Such as taunting, swapping gear etc in each location. I'm really feelin' it now...
Limit Breakers How does it feel to be the creator of the most useless useful info on the internet, or the most useful useless information...? Either way works.
Do you think that equipping B I G M E A T Y C L A W S would help solve this mystery?
now I wish the claws from DS2 were in this game
Theres the crow talons, right?
Lolwutman6 No, only Malformed Claws will work
Bear
Seek
Seek
Lest
>new limitbreakers
hype
>new limitbreakers BUT IT'S MORE CRAB MEMES
OH I'M FEELING IT
Okay, I know a lot of this is jokey stupid shit, but I just wanted to take a second and say that I honestly really enjoy your content. You're probably one of my favorite souls TH-camr so good job, and keep it up!
Somewhere, a dev is laughing quite hard at everyone trying to figure out the crab's role.
Wait, Fighter. PL is Limit Breaker's grand son?!
Sutahr Platinah Heh?
Sutahr Platinah Fighter. PL is the lazy grandson that doesn’t do shit besides invade and troll other poor souls. 👌🏾
D E E P E S T L O R E
To be further explained in DS4
No, Limit is Oldman's grandson. Limit is the younger, British guy who occasionally does voice over on videos that then get lots of comments about how they hate him and want Oldman instead.
7:38 I believe that mural is in reference to the great arch tree from Dark Souls 1.
The mural even depicts the Bed of Chaos in her proper location directly beneath the tree.
Who needs movies/netflix when you can watch a genius Old Man digging for knowledge of great importance
#PUTYOURFAITHINCRABBO
What if the crab is Solaire?
kyle murphy That explains why the crab can't hurt the carthus sandworm
*D E E P L O R E*
yung malaria What if the crab is both Solaire and Carthus Sandworm ?
What if the crab is just a crab and has no relevance to any secret whatsoever?
Please Noforgetti SHALLOWEST LORE
But- that isn't jolly cooperation!
I've grown fond of this crab. I think I'll adopt it and hope that Fina grants it a fashionable suit of golden armor.
We'll be the ultimate gank squad.
Heh.
This is my favorite sitcom
You can get the ballista to destroy a wall, behind which is a ring and a little cave, maybe take the crabbo there?
Kamilekbak where's this wall?
flow motion freerunning it's on the other side of the lake, just after the destructable floor, I think the ring is +2 so it wont spawn on your first playthrough
flow motion freerunning Nevermind, it's actually a standard Speckled Stoneplate Ring
7:40 elden ring?? Watching old videos can be a trip
5:18 good to know the Emerald Herald is still finding work helping with Old Man's research.
5:47
Not gonna lie, OldMan swearing in such a casual manner was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time. XD
I bet you they've already figured it out and are working on the reveal. Can't wait. I hope so much there is something
Interesting how they mostly try killing enemies with presence of craboo, but not killing the small crabbo in presence of enemies. Maybe it is not supposed to dig, but to die in another place?
It could be that. I hope not though. Since even with hacks it takes some time to bring back down the crabbo :(
You could back up your save and reload it every time it doesnt work.
Holy shit this saga keeps getting better and better. Godspeed, old man crabbo hunter
You are putting a whole lot of time into something I think we all know means nothing...thank you, you are a gentleman and a scholar.
*No Skeleton being harm in this video*
I enjoy new knowledge. Thank you Limit Breakers for increasing my basic knowledge of Dark Souls.
I already know what to do. You are so close to unlocking this mystery. Can't wait to see your next video.
I really respect the amount of hours you have sunk into this, like dear God I can only imagine guiding crabbo to all the different locations over and over again with nothing to gain. 10/10 telling grandma about this video
This will go down in history and one of the few legendary videos of all time
7:47
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ELDEN RING
Crab Speed Limit. May you find the hidden lore that we've all been begging for.
I really like the direction this channel is heading in
It’s almost Crabmas!
The only method I saw when they scrolled was "eating crabsticks IRL"
Strike him with the Crab Jab™-
*OH SHIT*
This mystery is eating away at me that crab is hiding something you can see it in his smug crab face.
_Oh yeah, mister Krabs_
Limit Breakers! Could you guys do an episode on the Knight Slayer ring (Ivory Warrior Ring in DS2)?
I'm fairly certain the way it functions is each weapon has a "stagger" stat we can't see and the ring modifies that value. This number would go against the blocker's stability so if increased it would do more stamina damage. I say this because with it on and using a great hammer I have also been able to stagger bosses much much easier, sometimes with every hit! (Sorry for bitch slapping you repeatedly Uncle Gael). So I assume this "stagger" value is the same stat that is used to fill a boss's stagger meter to either stagger them or get a critical attack animation. So i think the ring does way more than it says, making it a top tier PvE ring!
I also don't know if it is a straight modifier to this value (adding 100 or something), or if it increases it by a percentage, so the more you have on your weapon to start the better it is? If a percentage, every great hammer build would benefit greatly but spears may get no benefit.
Also does it stack with spells? Boulder heave could break through shields or stagger bosses easier if this were the case for example.
You guys are perfect for cracking in the game and testing the numbers, so hopefully you are up to task! Thanks for all the work you do!
i believe it works quite the same as dark souls 1 stamina damage, different weapon class have different stamina damage which damage the stability of shield and poise health. so i think the knight slayer ring boost this stamina damage which also boost its poise damage which usually tied to stamina damage.
then woouldn't that make the knight slayer ring incredibly useful for pve boss rushes?
iota-09 yeah it should but it havent been tested yet i think, at least i havent. If it does work like that, it would be very helpful especially to slower hyperarmor weapons that rely on outpoising enemies.
David Silaen I can tell you from my experience bosses stagger easier with the ring on, but it would definitely be great to get the numbers to know for sure
I cant imagine how much effort went into getting the crab to go everywhere
Imagine being the guy that decided to put a crab in big ball of skelly boys not knowing the lengths it would drive one poor old man
I'm still shocked that the crabbo managed to kill the black knight.
Mess with the crabbo, you get the stabbo.
Just the title and thumbnail are masterpieces, I love everything about this
This represents so many hours leading the crab around, all my respect for your patience
"This shall be your prison, tell me your secrets!"
-best line ever
limit, your editing and comedic timing never fail to make me laugh. hands down one of my favorite youtubers. my favorite among the dark souls ones.
It's all worth it just to hear Old Man say "Sooky" and "OhGod"
I've been thinking about this video all night. Thank you.
"Oddly enough, Crabbo doesn't like her." lmfao
if you can patiently test out all these stuffs then I can study and pass my exams as well.
old man you are the best !
Greirat doesn't go missing so much as he goes to fix grandpa's computer.
The dedication to the crabbo is admirable
I don't know why 5:01 broke me so much, but just imagining going through all that work for the crab to get set on fire, and seeing old man panic-run to kick it out of the lava-- I can't stop laughing, my face hurts so much.
Then I saw the pinned comment and just completely lost it. I was hyperventilating from the schadenfreude and pity.
this was my most anticipated video of 2017
I just watched Old Man suffer with a crab for ~10 minutes.
"I regret nothing" -Postal Dude
Honestly, only you can mix education and comedy as good as you do.
This is my favorite episode of Tim & Moby
Such dedication.
Limit Breakers! Cool idea for more pointless data, what about breakable objects, what they break by, and what areas they lie in? The ultimate in pointless data!
If only I had a dollar for everything I've overlooked playing these.
this is captivating. Never stop.
"Ok team, I propose we make the enemies even harder, smarter, and more numerous to make the game an even more frustrating timesink."
"I've a better idea. See that ball? Put a crab in it."
"What? Why?"
"Trust me."
BEST. SOULS. TH-camR. ALIVE. (at this far point since release)
The hidden destiny of crabbo must remain a secret.
I'm shook that BEAR SEEK SEEK LEST didn't work. :(
Speaking of the Giant Crab's burrowing technique, if you use dung pies to poison the crab, it will still take damage even when burrowed. Looking at its health bar is a good way of knowing where it'll resurface, as well as the best way to counter it's health regen.
love that you put on a shirt when you were in the ice area
lol!
Idk how u have the patience to try all these different myths. I would be so frustrated that the little crabbo didn't do anything anywhere
Cinders made the trip with the crab actually reward you.
Man this must have been one hell of a thing to investigate!
This was so incredibly nostalgic.
That littlecrab is actually Mr.Krabs as a kid trying to take your money.
I don't know if this is said enough, but your editing is godlike
the only thing the catacomb crab has dug up is my heart. i love you catacomb crab
It’s nice that you got ZeroLenny to guest star in this episode
Limit Breakers, your videos always make my day better.