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- House is taking interviews for a new... hooker. Oh, how it feels to be dumped.
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Season 8, Episode 17 ''We Need The Eggs'': A man (Kevin Christy) is admitted to the hospital when he begins crying blood, but the team suspects a neurological component when they meet his "girlfriend"- a very lifelike sex doll with whom he's fallen in love, and he also admits why. Meanwhile, House confronts his insecurities when his hooker/companion decides to leave him.
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02:18 That "Did I just get dumped by a hooker?" look on House is just phenomenal. Hugh Laurie is a genius.
I think we throw around the word Genius too liberally.
@@starcrafter13terranDudes complimenting a good actor, if youre gonna get your panties in a bunch over something as trivial as his diction then you might wanna just leave the internet entirely.
@@WereSquatch DEAM
"You're like the Stephen Hawking of killing relationships."
Savage.
What does it mean? I don't get it really
@@waleed4953 it's a metaphor for saying that Wilson is top-tier in bad relationships; he drew the comparison to Stephen Hawking because Hawking was highly revered in his world of physics. So, in this case, Wilson is among the best at destroying relationships, specifically his own.
@@joel2628 I think it's even nastier than that, because Hawking was known for tormenting his partners.
@@sovo1212 Yeah i reada biography of his life or something. He really screwed up a lot of relationships. Pretty wild considering his physical health but lotta women loved him.
Then he goes to Stephen Hawking was the Stephen Hawking of ruining relationships
You know what episode doesn’t get enough credit? The one where House is at the CIA and leaves Forman in charge, but no one listens to him. When House gets back and debunks the polio theory immediately he reminds the team that Forman was in charge for a reason
What about the bit where House calls Wilson from the CIA's landline and Wilson was denying something about shipping drugs, lmao. It went from "prove you're in the CIA to I had nothing to do with anything."
@@a.trance6997 Yes it is a good part of the episode, but I was mostly trying to bring attention to clips or story lines that haven't been on this channel yet
What episode is this? I have the complete box sets but I want to know how long I'll have to wait.
@@kingsleythomas7187 I think it’s season 5
I loved that scene. That polio guy really made me root for him until he faked the test. Foreman was spot on.
“It’s not a marriage, it’s a felony” one of his best lines
Used to apply to gay couples.
House had no shortage of women who wanted him, yet he could never accept that.
True, remember that blonde stalker?
@@stevendalloesingh1214 She was underage though, he wasn't about to risk that.
@@gregrowe1168 it wasn’t natural of her, she inhaled some spores after an earthquake if I remember.
@@Jay_the_AV8R that was a fake diagnosis so he could let her down easy
That was a lie told by House to make her get over her obsession with him, so that she writes her feelings off as the spores talking
Ah the good old "Girls can't hold me for too long because I pay for only an hour."
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Still better than paying alimony.
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The ironic thing is that if he didn't hide the citizenship papers, she probably would have stayed. But he's too messed up to do that
Yup, but that's House for you.
I thought she was already engaged to someone/in a relationship with a someone and House was just a front.
@@a.trance6997 I don't think that was established but I think he assumed. From the beginning the notion of the marriage as a green card sham was pretty out in the open, so it probably didn't even occur to him.
You're all talking like it's real. It's a fkin TV show.
She was waiting those papers so she could pay house and get back to her partner
The fact that this shows how much house craves relationships and craves company to go so far.
Aah.. the dark season.. not just because of Wilson's news, but the lighting was intentionally made this way..
Still not as gloomy as the pilot episode or first few of S1.
@@romulusnr oh yes.. and that blue turtle neck was awful.. it was still a time when they were figuring things out for House..
Yes, I'm glad the dark lighting trend has dissipated over recent years! I swear for a while I thought shows like CSI and the next Star Trek series were going to be filmed using hand held flashlights.
"I'm not leaving the business. I'm just leaving ... you."
Really pretty Girl..............Call,Girl..............
House's Hooker...
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
Is this a Batman Beyond reference?
@@R.DeMora It is.
I see you're also a man of culture. Beyond culture.
It's not a marriage, it's a felony.
Half of my relationships. wait. Forget I said that. I'm not here. you never saw me.
@@Diamonddogusa :) ok, sure
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@@Diamonddogusa FBI has entered the comments 🧐
@@Diamonddogusa you are the one, populating this country with Mexican boy, i warned about your kind since the roots of your ancestry 👴🏻
the quickness of "hes gay" kills me
Dominika was just so good to him it HURTS knowing what happens later..
She played her role, not more not less.
She did it for the citizenship and house knew that each affection to him is just a fassade.
@@esmolol4091 How could each affectionate look be a façade? They both knew it was a sham from the beginning. There is absolutely ZERO need for false affections while no INS agent is around. He married to hurt Cuddy, she to get a green card. Later on, him for the 30K, she still for the green card. The point of this episode was she was becoming content being with him and he was comfortable with her. She started looking at him with fondness and he was too, in his House sort of way. Two most usual ways ppl hook up. Attraction is first, then proximity is second. Attraction being lust, or love, at first meeting. Proximity being long time exposure to each other with feelings developing. That was what happened here. That’s why House didn’t tell her about the approval for the green card. He liked her being there. She did too, until she felt betrayed by his not telling her.
@@esmolol4091 that is the state of mind you got to have anyway else you get hurt, then again she might of had real feelings but seems unlightly....
@@tintinmilou9471why would she fake feelings? She already agreed to pay money, she did not have to fake any feelings. So obviously only real feelings
@@frankiek2269 Yup! You don't mess with an immigrants green-card!! Will cut anyone/anything that messes with that.
Laurie gave a virtuoso performance. You can feel House's loneliness almost as a visceral experience.
Well time to binge watch House MD clips
I've gotten caught in that conundrum, too! Lol
Or watch the show.
@@adewilson132 or dont tell me what to do
It was actually really cute when she kissed him goodbye and he was sooooo genuinely upset and did a tiny pathetic peck back.
It was. Originally I thought about how weak the kiss was even if hes married in real life but in the context of the story it makes perfect sense in more ways than just surface level.
Great acting to the part of the character, as always
yes and one side of his lip that did that tiny peck remained the same whereas the other half was kinda open as though he never wanted that kiss from her to end.
I think that was fortuitous and wasn't in the script
@@nicoservin2870 lucky for you that you can still ask them if it was
He was upset because he just realized all the places her mouth has been.
House is the best show ever.
I imagine this being said with the same monotone as the "I don't like sand" line lol
@@biclopse8731 Sure
@House M.D. Thanks for the heart! Say hello to House for me, please? Also could you guys ask him if he could somehow cure monkeypox?
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Nothing comes close to Breaking Bad.
Throwing away the letter was cruel. And stupid.
House was cruel and stupid many times.
What was in the letter, I forgot 😁
@@hibaimene9684 her approval to become a citizen.
@@hibaimene9684 it says right in the clip....pause it and read. She was given her green card..that's why they married. He started to actually like her and didn't want her to leave so he threw it out. Guys...pay for it and just watch the show lol
@@antayafairless9028 I did watch the show, when it was aired actually, and rewatched many episodes but not all seasons, so I can't remember all details obviously
Alright so the letter was thrown away, doesn't make her any less of a citizen. Ultimately she's gonna do a follow up with the USCIS where they'll tell her: "Well m'am, your submission was approved. Didn't you received the letter?". Total bombshell and it will make the surprise even more worthwhile. House is an absolute genius.
Yeah but he doesn't want her to leave.. atleast til she finds out
They sent several letters and finally called and she picked up, then left him.
The first thing they did when she picked up the phone in a later episode was tell her they were trying to contact her for several weeks. It was completely dumb on House's part. There's no way he can avoid the fact they sent several letters and called several times.
@@sws212 Every show has its moments of bad writing but that one was just terrible.Throwing the letters was obviously achieving nothing except "buying some time" at a ridiculous price. But throwing them in the bin right by the apartment door was so stupid it infuriated me lol. I mean she could have found that one out so easily. Not coherent with House's intelligence and machiavelism. I guess we are meant to think he's just so bad with "feelings" that it makes him do stupid things over and over again like with the cop!
"They don't get HOW crazy if they look like me"
How...effing...trueeeee
*care, I think it's what she said.
Care
Is it only me who feels, everything about season 8 just stabs the heart repeatedly with a blunt pair of scissors?! 🥺
Thik bolecho, didi. Jodio ami akhn Season 4 e achi (Amazon Prime)... Porer season gulor shorts and clips dekhi TH-cam e. House is the best show ever.
At the end of the episode “Paternity” in Season 1, is the most human I’ve seen House. Where he’s rooting for the patient to get the goal and is so happy when he does. It’s sad how far down he went. 😔
I thought that scene was him imaging himself as the lacrosse player since we now know he was very athletic when he was younger and was a cheerleader in college
“Can you bite me” 😂😂
I just realised.. the address on that letter was "221 Baker Street", which represents "221B". Very clever.
that`s the London adress of Sherlock Holmes...
@@Lacostanico In 2018, he played Mycroft Holmes in the movie Holmes & Watson with Will Ferrell as Sherlock Holmes.
Despite the hate season 8 gets, it has some legitimately good scenes and characters
Yeah, it was pretty bad, but the russian girl was a good addition.
@@PeterSedesse wasnt she ukrainian?
Yes, episodes 1 and 2, and a few others, are genuinely good.
@@CATDHD Tomatoe tomato
@@CATDHD The actress was Polish, the character was Ukrainian.
"so.. I'll get the meter running" LMAO
Amusing that House lives at 221b Baker Street.
That apartment must be a little crowded with Holmes, Watson; House and his wife all living there.
Don't forget Miss Hudson.
She fix blander, but she don't put trash out. 🤣
0:06 The Rock Eyebrow move.
I always found Park's performance awkward, but when she sings this song is the icing on the cake.
Think that was the point of her character
It’s unbearable. I can’t believe they put this in the show lmao
I fast forward it every time I rewatch it.
Did you upload this clip because I suggested it?! If so; Thank you. 💗💗💓
We did indeed!
@@HouseM.D. Thank you!
2:38-“it’s not a marriage. It’s a felony.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That hurt really bad she wants to leave house😂
House is very self destructive and I can relate
mr. durden would be proud
How sad for you.
"do you repair blender"......... :D :D :D :D WOW i felt the same
So insanely selfish of him to throw that approval letter in the trash.
No he wanted to start the relationship off with seeing if she can forgive him for being human
Is my screen suddenly bad or this video is at 25% brightness
Looks fine but maybe wasn't converted yet
The lighting was really dark this season
Looks fine to me
It's the dark season
I only found out today that House's address is 221 Baker Street, Apt B.
It's not a marriage, it's a felony! 😂
Not the approval of citizenship being granted on 4/20 😭😂😂
Overall, this is the best series i have ever watched.
Ahh, this behavior is a great glimpse at when CTB comes back as House’s subconscious and is actively pushing House towards self destructive behavior.
5:46 "It's not a marriage, it's a felony"... And my thoughts immediately ran to the Depp-Heard defamation trial. The whole thing reeks.
Anyone notice the swearing in ceremony for her citizenship is set for 4/20
How much denial of your own humanity does it take to realize you are still human to the core?
Houses personal life is always set to self-destruct.
For those who said throwing the letter was a mistake. Honestly its the most authentic thing in the episode. because an accomplished physician who toke money to commit a felony would definitely do that. The guy is sick, smart but sick.
I only recently found out Hugh Laurie is the dad in the Stuart Little movies
And the crook from 101 dalmations
6:22 As someone who makes these letters, they actually got really close. Immigration Specialist isn't a position, nor can it approve someone for citizenship. We also don't wet sign anything and in the old days it was stamps. Surprisingly the type font, spacing, and symbols / markings are all basically spot on. Only major detail is that we give you approval for Cit the same day you test for the N-400. You also only go to a courthouse if it is a judicial ceremony for your convenience or due to a legal name change. You also don't get to pick a courthouse, we do that for you.
This brings up a question; How much does house spends on Hookers?
Assuming it’s twice a weeks, 52 weeks, 104 days?
No matter, it's still substantially cheaper than a wife, minus all the bs....
Cheaper then loseing half your stuff , your freedom, and peace of mind.
It depends on whether they can play the hurdy-gurdy or not.
The address of House's house is *_221B Bakers street_* , think about that for a bit
Dude this is the most weirdest, confusing, out of context clip TH-cam has recommended me.
I gotta watch the show now
Yes, you should.
You are the Stephen Hawking of breaking up relationships! That killed me
After watching this episode I felt really bad for a lot of suckers out there who were lied to ,these women really deserve the worst .
Gregory House made the biggest mistake when he dumped those documents. He should have just asked her to stay, but then again, a broken man always leads to his departure. That's what I have seen.
Sad.
He's so terrified she will leave him once she's naturalized
Any guy would have been happy to be married to that
She seems a kinder of woman than House deserves.
For someone as logical as House, he ought to have known the decision to hide that information was not a good idea. It would probably have been more profitable to give her the letter but convince her to stay still.
Best show ever.
There is no way to prove this fact is wrong.
Actually there is. You enjoying the show is purely a personal opinion. Other people may actually hate the show or enjoy another show more. I have yet, to make it through all seasons. Case and point.
For me I'd have to say Hunter x Hunter is my fav. But house is def in the top 5
actually the burden is on you to prove it right
@@crislopez Chimera Ant Arc is godly.
Breaking Bad is better. Whether Breaking Bad is the best, is up for further debate.
It's sad how House considered this marriage a sham, maybe we could see his celebrate his married life for once, in real, on screen.
That's why you never overthink things. Don't understand his thought process on that one. I think House could predict what would have happened in both instances.
Whenever Wilson leactures House does he ever consider his words and the results they have.
Btw the nice to see that some Hookers have principals
They are supposed to have principles. It is a business.. they do that for a living. Legit escorts have ethics too.
It is a mixed bag, some are better, others are worse , and two had stolen my wallet. Good thing i had the money hidden in another pocket. To be emotionally involved tough is very bad idea, but they way things are now, this applies to non-professionals too, a hooker won't take your house by example...
"Application for Permanent Citizenship"? Approved?
a man wrote this episode. Only a men would think that you put something into a bin and it miraculously disappears. A women in like 'thats dumb, SHE will empty the bin and see that straight away'
plausible deniability.
A foreigner wrote this comment. Only a foreigner would use horrible English
Maybe he did it to self sabotage and make sure she left him. Its not like she couldnt call to find out her status. House likes hookers because they come on his terms. Just a theory.
Don't be such a Karen, Karen.
Hookers are never that good looking unless your a millionaire lol
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Depends where you are looking for hookers. In America yeah.
I think it’s clear they’re not the street walking hookers. These are the ones you find online, THEY look this good and aren’t on drugs (seemingly anyway)
@@sharpaycutie2 at least not method or heroin.
Am I the only one who think it’s weird House has his hookers calling him House.
Greg is severely intimate for him even with Wilson and Cuddy but I think it’s weird,🤷♀️
Not really , hookers call the client by the name was given, if he gave the professional name for a professional it is settled.
Honestly, the House/Dominica arc kind of broke my heart, they really could've been great together if House had just TALKED to her about his feelings.
I hated the day this show ended.
He could get an ordinary, regular attractive female to date. What's his problem??
So, House Is Really Married??
*It's Not A Marriage; It's A Felony. Oh Boy!!
*Both of them clearly like and are attracted to each other So What's The Problem??? I think House Is Afraid of love and a genuine connection.
house throwing doninikas letter was one of his lowest points, why my maaan?
A selfish desire for her to stay
Fear of ending alone and forgotten.
He would not make you give up your career. LOL
Stephen Hawking is the Stephen Hawking of ..Ok ! LOL
Just watching these clips of a decade old series reminds of just how bad network television has become. All I do now is record the reruns of old series like Law and Order, Big Bang Theory, 2 1/2 men and Cheers. I then replay them and fast forward thru the commercials.
I like those musical notes imprinted on her bare arm.
Interesting that they play Sonny and Cher’s “I got you babe” song in this show because right after that song was when they got divorced.
There is no one who can understand the link between a man and his Hooker :c
house needed the girl friend experience
are you allowed to search a patient's home?
The last few seasons of House sucked (except for the finale) for the same reason The Walking Dead sucked. it is hard to continually root for people who make every stupid mistake to get themselves into bad situations. It is like watching 20 hours of the blonde girl from a horror movie.
Congrats, you found out what addiction, chronic pain, and misery does to people.
most messed up house episode, for everything what's it worth it sakes, why didn't he hug her at that time, kiss her? conveyed her feelings to her?
... because its House? That would be *WILDLY* out-of-character
House is a sociopath. He doesnt have “feelings.”
House is terrified of rejection and loss. That's a key reason for the nasty, rude exterior: if you push people away so they never get close, then you never have to risk losing them.
He's afraid that if he shows affection or attachment, it will become an emotional entanglement that will jeopardize his solitary, safe, hermetic life. And he throws away the letter to trap her with him because it's already too late - he's already begun to care about her. Which means he's just doing damage control for his fragile ego.
And the worst part is, House KNOWS he always winds up hurting the people he cares about. So he also has a semi-legitimate reason to push people away: to protect THEM (even though really it's about protecting himself).
So that factors into his reasoning recursively. This creates a positive reinforcement loop: the nastier and more abusive he becomes, the more he becomes convinced of his own toxicity to others, the more he will work to push others away before he can hurt them, the more he WILL hurt them, the more convinced he becomes that he must push people away preemptively, thus the more nasty and abusive he will become. This results in the spiraling behavior we see that keeps ending in various kinds of s*icide attempts culminating in the burning building at the end of s8. (One fantheory is that House really did die, and the funeral and everything after are just his dreams / his afterlife.)
@@addorsubtract650 he’s not a sociopath. He does feel.
It's so easy for house to commit a crime lol
One of , if not the best writing, an american show ever had.
@RAM_845
The hell are you yammering on about? Did you even *watch* this show? Laurie is an atheist every bit as much as the character he plays here; pretty damned “woke” by MAGA moron standards, the hypocrites.
Here something didn't feel right... House wouldn't hurt her by doing that back stabbing silently, right?
Lol how House makes his staff break into homes.
Strange how people view House as a seriously flawed human being because when I look around it seems that he is not alone
He is the voice that most people hear it's just that his ego state acts it out whereas most people try to hide it
People dont necessarly "try to hide it", no. They just reason with it, or the "good side" is simply stronger ; those people may just have more back bones... We all have destructive thinking from time to time, but what we can do is nurture it and let it grow, or leave it and nurture the good/positive/constructive one. House IS seriously flawed, and most of the time he just justifies himself being and staying that way instead of actually doing something about it, which is clearly not one of his qualities. The ego acting out is clearly not any type of valid excuse, if you know what I mean.
His thinking aloud, his conversations with Wilson, and his team, are needed in the drama [1] for the viewer to understand what is going on. Every "normal" psycho- or socio-path would keep that reasoning to themselves. The training hospital setting is nice when the lecture auditorium is in the picture but the "constant" diagnostic debates between a team of paid MD seem highly unrealistic (from a getting paid per treatment point of view). House's team in the series is run as a separate legal entity "partnership" where he is the managing partner, owning the entity and responsible for its P&L - within the hospital as legal entity and with distribution of responsibilities and liabilities between them. Such entities are "P&L first" and many MD have left them out of frustration about how this works, and the hierarchies, or sexual harassments, within these.
Making people's internal thoughts explicit, in literature happened first AFAIK in Stendhal's novel "Le Rouge et Le Noir" (1830 - the red and the black) subtitled first "Chronique du XIX e siècle" (chronic of the 19th century), later subtitled "Chronique de 1830" (chronic of 1830).
Part of what we see as thinking aloud reasoning in this drama would happen in the subconscious. The word subconscious in the written/published English language according to Oxford English Dictionary (OED) first happened in 1834. Freud used it first in 1893. The concept, in writing, we find as early as 2,400 years ago in Greek philosopher Plato's "cave" metaphor.
In classical drama there was the concept of unity of place, time and action. This relied on "messengers" to inform the audience, what happened elsewhere or in another time. Changing a "set" was not so easy, so this trick was used as a work-around. In the case of House, the thinking aloud and most conversations replace the messengers.
That all said, it's highly entertaining drama. I threw the telly out of the house over 30 years ago for content not being good enough. This is one exception. The DVD set of this series takes Amazon in my country "generally until August" for them to deliver one box to my home. That's the sad part of consequently having to do with these more or less random extractions in whytoob.
[1] drama is the classical word for stage play and the writing for it, and can include both tragedy and comedy.
The address on the letter is 221 Baker Street, apt B. That's such an Easter Egg, as that's where Sherlock Holmes and Watson live.
House/Holmes, Wilson/Watson etc. etc.
Nola Longshadow used to be a doctor. Who would've thought.
“Search the patients house”
Is this just way out of context or can doctors actually do that?
I’m guessing you’re new to house. He tells all his fellows not to trust the patient. So he asks them to take a history by breaking into their homes
There's a number of things on House that doctors don't actually do. It's not reality, it's a show.
That's--
Taub and Park singing there at the end ???
she put something vicious on my man
This is not the mayor of that
4:08 ... yeh, we do though
House dumped by a hocker.... priceless
Should've let House be happy with his wife... Writers...
Why the heck did they let Chalyne Yi sing with that voice?
I'm glad I didn't watch most of this season, it's not heartbreaking to see House like this, it's cringy as hell, the whole world around him changing and him almost literally kicking and screaming refusing to change himself.
how has the whole series not been driving to exactly such a conclusion for him?
thats the entire point of the whole show, especially s5 onwards. S8 is not exclusive in this at all. Also you clearly dont know what cringe means lol.
@@basementreviewer788 he knows what it means more than u... kid.
Which season is this ? I want to watch the entire episode.
What’s the actresses name