fun fact: the wikipedia page of the burger king whopper is protected against editing due to it being edited with satirical words and stuff, and so during a burgerking x google ad campaign, when the google home was asked: "what is the burger king whopper?" google replied: "the whopper is a burger king sandwich consisting of a patty made with 100% medium-sized child", this baffled the public, so wikipedia restricted access to the page.
Reminds me of how once I was translating a song lyrics, had to look up a word, and ended up on the "gay rumors" section of Julius Caesar's Wikipedia page.
@@CosmiTwink the most beautiful piece of writing ever. you've probably heard the first line - my name is ebony dark'ness dementia raven way, and i have long ebony black hair. that's how i got my name.
@@olliegenzer9528 thanks. I appreciate that you are not telling on me for killing a fat woman next to a taco bell sign in San Francisco near an alley with a speaker playing duality by slipknot on loop
Clocky won the Ig Nobel Prize. The Ig Nobel Prize is a satiric prize awarded annually since 1991 to celebrate ten unusual or trivial achievements in scientific research. Its aim is to "honor achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think."
One of my personal favorites is: "Public Health - Presented to Ellen Kleist of Nuuk, Greenland and Harald Moi of Oslo, Norway, for their cautionary medical report "Transmission of Gonorrhea Through an Inflatable Doll."
@@judeblack4360 That's a good one! Here's 4 of mine: 1998, "Literature: Presented to Dr. Mara Sidoli of Washington, D.C., for her illuminating report, "Farting as a Defence Against Unspeakable Dread". 2007, "Linguistics: Juan Manuel Toro, Josep B. Trobalon and Nuria Sebastian-Galles, for determining that rats sometimes can't distinguish between recordings of Japanese and Dutch played backward." 2012, "Literature: The US Government General Accountability Office, for issuing a report about reports about reports that recommends the preparation of a report about the report about reports about reports. 2017, "Physics: Marc-Antoine Fardin, for using fluid dynamics to probe the question "Can a Cat Be Both a Solid and a Liquid?""
@@bane2201 Heroes, every last one of them. They possess the wit to ask questions nobody has ever asked before, the skill to search for the answers, and the bravery to share them with the world. Of course, we forgot to tell them why we've never asked those questions before, but we'll let them have it anyway.
My favourite part about that whole situation, is that the admin was actually pretty good at his job. My least favourite part is that it was later discovered that he was stalking a beauty pageant model, which was likely the inspiration for the booby redirects. Yikes
fun fact about electromagnetic hypersensitivity, every test into it has basically proved it's placebo and everyone who has participated in a study noticed their symptoms lessoning after said studies
@@whyisyes3957well some people have a hypersensitivity to UV light meaning they get sunburned easier, which you could sorta call an allergy. It’s mostly due to not enough melanin in the skin like in albino people, which means there’s not much protection against harmful UV light. But apart from that you can’t really be allergic to regular light unless idk you’re allergic to the vitamin D your body creates in which case rip
@@teathesilkwing7616 I meant as in if people were seriously allergic to electromagnetic waves they would die very young, as even basic light would harm them
One of my housemates had to watch a movie for his French class so me and our other housemate watched with him. It was something historical about a WWII era French woman who falls in love with a - ahem. A WWII German military guy. If you know what I mean. And while that’s… questionable, the movie was almost completely redeemed by the simple fact that it was set in a town called Bussy
Most members of the German military during word war 2 were drafted in, and the punishment for desertion was death. So I'd say its safe to assume that a lot of them disagreed with the Fuhrer's beliefs and choices, but didn't do anything for fear of dying.
Fun fact about the Scots language, it’s not Scottish Gaelic, as it may sound. It’s actually a close relative of the English language that is partially mutually intelligible
@@BlockyBookworm The reason so many counties in the U.K. end in "-shire" (pronounced "shurr") is because it comes from the Anglosaxon word "scir" (pronounced "sheer"), which is where we get the word "sheriff". Most of these counties are named after their most important town (the "county town"). For example: Buckinghamshire: Buckingham Cheshire: Chester Derbyshire: Derby Gloucestershire: Gloucester Hampshire: Southampton Lancashire: Lancaster Nottinghamshire: Nottingham Oxfordshire: Oxford Shropshire: Shrewsbury Worcestershire: Worcester Yorkshire: York This is not an exhaustive list, by the way. There are many others.
Wikipedia uses its donations to create a cash reserve to keep the site running and maintained. As it stands there cash reserve can sustain them for years more.
i went onto Wikipedia itself to find the people who own it, and it's a company called Wikimedia, which earned $167million in 2022 according to their article. if these guys are actually netting that kind of dosh, do they really need our donations?
one time i was reading the wikipedia article for queerplatonic relationships and all of a sudden i was hit with "In her reading of _Heat: Between You and Me,_ an early Omegaverse fanfiction, [person] argues..." it was just so surprising. i just wanted to see what wikipedia said about qprs and then there was omegaverse. what happened
Actually at 10:18 isn't a Nobel prize proper but rather an satirized version reserved to "honor achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think." and clocky is by far one of the LEAST bizzare things on the list of winners. With upside down rhinos and nose clearing orgasms among the list, definitley worth a look on its own
My favourite wiki page is the one about unparliamentary language. It's essentially phrases to that have been said and consequently 'banned' in Parliaments around the world. It's hilarious.
About the chicken gun, I heard a story somewhere that a company mistakenly shot FROZEN chickens at airplane windows and were confused why all windows they tested shattered
just to let you know the Ig Nobel prize and the Nobel prize are very very different. One's for science and the other is a gag prize for dumb, funny, or interesting inventions like a glow in the dark sundial
I think the best part is that most, if not all, of the information on Wikipedia isn't false information, it's just *really* weird. It's like going to the dark side of TH-cam. It's still TH-cam content, but it's really weird.
Wikipedia, the most amazing tool that the people who didn't make it didn't deserve but got anyway, and a large chunk of us aren't even willing to pay three dollars to keep it running. (This is an edit, my bad, I had no idea about the spending issue. Wikipedia is mad helpful but apparently doesn't need the cancer fund)
8:15 Clam shells are hard to open, but do you want to know what's stronger? Rocks. Unlock that primal desire to hit what is basically a living rock with another rock until you get the reward inside.
At 2:20 this sounds like Wikipedia went " instead of editing everything to be correct, we just delete everything remove any link mentionings and place it in the "" article that were writen but have no significant impact pages"" "
Not related to the topic of the video, but I remember when I once decided to vandalise Build-A-Bear Wiki page, and told to my Discord friend about it, he then went to change it, and then we started a full-fledged war on Build-A-Bear Wiki page, doxxing each other, until a mod came in and deleted entire popular culture references part of it
my stepbrother set himself as the first mayor of the suburb he lives in under the ‘notable alumni’ for his high school’s wikipedia page back when he was a student there. he is now 27 and it was only just taken down recently. it was probably there for like 10 years.
9:59 My brother used to have one of those. Got it for his birthday. I hated that thing because as it flew off the shelf in the morning (we shared a room back then), I basically had to cover my ears before the beeping started. It never stopped. I hated that goddamn robot.
Clocky won an Ig-Nobel Prize. Not a Nobel Peace Prize. They're very different things! An Ig-Nobel Prize is honestly very appropriate for something like Clocky.
Clocky won an _Ig_ Nobel prize, which is a satiric prize awarded annually since 1991 to celebrate ten unusual or trivial achievements in scientific research. Its aim is to "honor achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think."
I’ve never heard Gaelic, I think they only speak it in the highlands. but almost everyone speaks some kind of Scots like ‘aye go doon tae the chippie’ (yeah, go down to the chippie). It’s not so much a language, more English with a few different words
@@ericonion3561 ahhh right no, that was just my personal opinion that Scots is more of a dialect than a language but it is officially regarded as a language. (I’m not talking about Scots Gaelic)
How the heck didn't I immediately realise you're obviously a fellow ND until nine minutes in (when you mention it yourself) of a video about reading wikipedia for fun!!? (Also quite surprising how many of these articles I'm familiar with; and most of them I've found "organically" through my daily browsing of whatever my mind focuses on, and not just from the list of unusual articles [which of course I also knew about])
Back in high school I came across a Wikipedia article/page about how the Japanese where bio engineered half alien race, explaining why they are some of the smartest people in the world, "backed with DNA studies" and all this crap, and I was laughing my ass off at it. Then along came a show called Ancient Aliens, that people take seriously. And ever since I can't help but wonder if the person who created that page was serious or if it was satire. But the way I remember how it was so well written, I'm convinced it was the former, and that scares me a little.
EHS isnt about wifi, its about electricity. Also, while it isnt real, the effects are, when someone who claims to have it, their body will act as though it were real (They feel bad around electricity even though it does nothing)
Well, no - their bodies don’t react to electricity or radio waves (which _is_ one of the main things they whine about). They react to the person’s _belief_ that the offending waves are present, _regardless of whether they are actually present or not._ One study had a big red lamp in the room (which was a shielded test chamber), and subjects were told the lamp illuminated when the radio signal (it was either cellular or WiFi, I forget) was active. In actuality the researchers controlled the lamp separately from the radio signal. What they found was that there was a 100% correlation between the state of the lamp and presence of symptoms, and _zero_ correlation to the state of the radio signal.
Not only is there the chicken gun, but here in Canada we throw frozen geese into airplane engines to see how it will deal with similar things during flight.
Fun fact about that gunpowder mousetrap: a company called Dixie Gunworks actually sells a functional replica if you want one of your own! They also sell a sundial alarm clock, which is just a sundail with a magnifying glass and a small cannon on it. You set the magnifying glass to the time you want the "alarm" to go off, and it uses the light from the sun to light the fuse on the cannon.
electromagnetic hypersensitivity is real, my best friend's mom has it, so xe doesn't have wifi and our video gaming sessions are frequently interrupted
Well, no, the ailment isn’t real, in that electrohypersensitivity has never actually been confirmed in anyone, despite ample research. But there are tons of people who _think_ they have it.
("Fun" Story) So my little cousin is learning words and people and points at things until you tell her what it is. She will then say the thing about ten times and find something else to do. Today it happened to be this Kwite video, so now this small child won't stop telling "Kwite" while staring at my phone. Is this good or bad Help
@@alejandrodali-novara6478 kwite’s hoodie has about 85 years of pure powerful must cumulus, meanwhile kwite naturally smells like a meadow full of g-force
fun fact: the wikipedia page of the burger king whopper is protected against editing due to it being edited with satirical words and stuff, and so during a burgerking x google ad campaign, when the google home was asked: "what is the burger king whopper?" google replied: "the whopper is a burger king sandwich consisting of a patty made with 100% medium-sized child", this baffled the public, so wikipedia restricted access to the page.
Nah. Semi-protection is only issued when there's alot of vandalism and/or sockpuppetry.
@@MegaGoaty3895 i would consider that vandalism tbh
The Waddle house has found its new host.
@@UNIMrFrog THE WADDLE HOUSE? I’M SOBBIMG
imagine just getting that as your answer and having to do a double take cause of hearing "100% medium sized child"
kwite: “this next one is heartbreaking and also about chickens”
nina: now I’ll play it again but with *vigor*
I had to rewind at that bit. I thought I was tripping lmao
@@kaygo6244 Same lmao
I thought my youtube was glitching or something lol
"Once more with feeling."
Reminds me of how once I was translating a song lyrics, had to look up a word, and ended up on the "gay rumors" section of Julius Caesar's Wikipedia page.
I recently read that part of his page again and it is quite funny
Every woman's man an every man's woman ;)
What word were you translating lmao
I thought I was crazy, but no. Kwite did say “this next one is about chickens” twice. I thought I was clinically insane.
I thought my phone broke
Yes
Bruh I thought that was my ear buds!
@@raviolinoob4435 fr
I thought he said next then last oh
The fact Kwite has not talked about the fact “My Immortal” has its own Wikipedia article is disgusting
My Immortal is a gift from God >w
Tf is My immortal-
@@CosmiTwink Emo satanist harry potter fanfic
many lead singles from albums have wikipedia pages
edit: my soul has been tarnished as i have found what it really is...
@@CosmiTwink the most beautiful piece of writing ever. you've probably heard the first line - my name is ebony dark'ness dementia raven way, and i have long ebony black hair. that's how i got my name.
I had to use Wikipedia for a school project and ended up spending 20 mins reading about a woman who was killed by a taco bell sign
Link
How did you know about that? There were no witnesses.
@@paladinmaguireofbos3347 ...Not telling
@@olliegenzer9528 thanks. I appreciate that you are not telling on me for killing a fat woman next to a taco bell sign in San Francisco near an alley with a speaker playing duality by slipknot on loop
@@paladinmaguireofbos3347 And thank you for not seeing me in the dairy queen across the street
Clocky won the Ig Nobel Prize.
The Ig Nobel Prize is a satiric prize awarded annually since 1991 to celebrate ten unusual or trivial achievements in scientific research. Its aim is to "honor achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think."
One of my personal favorites is: "Public Health - Presented to Ellen Kleist of Nuuk, Greenland and Harald Moi of Oslo, Norway, for their cautionary medical report "Transmission of Gonorrhea Through an Inflatable Doll."
@@judeblack4360 That's a good one! Here's 4 of mine:
1998, "Literature: Presented to Dr. Mara Sidoli of Washington, D.C., for her illuminating report, "Farting as a Defence Against Unspeakable Dread".
2007, "Linguistics: Juan Manuel Toro, Josep B. Trobalon and Nuria Sebastian-Galles, for determining that rats sometimes can't distinguish between recordings of Japanese and Dutch played backward."
2012, "Literature: The US Government General Accountability Office, for issuing a report about reports about reports that recommends the preparation of a report about the report about reports about reports.
2017, "Physics: Marc-Antoine Fardin, for using fluid dynamics to probe the question "Can a Cat Be Both a Solid and a Liquid?""
@@bane2201 Heroes, every last one of them. They possess the wit to ask questions nobody has ever asked before, the skill to search for the answers, and the bravery to share them with the world.
Of course, we forgot to tell them why we've never asked those questions before, but we'll let them have it anyway.
Y'all forgot the award they gave out to the duck necrophilia study, possibly one of the most cursed things I've ever read about.
Does anyone know about the Wikipedia mommy milkers situation where an admin made 80,000 pages just talking about boobs?
@oliver rookie numbers
i feel so unbelievably bad for the people who had to delete that article
My favourite part about that whole situation, is that the admin was actually pretty good at his job.
My least favourite part is that it was later discovered that he was stalking a beauty pageant model, which was likely the inspiration for the booby redirects. Yikes
@@Bubbly_Dragon and he had sockpuppet
Yes
Good news everyone! The 52 hertz whale HAS found another whale. It's no longer the loneliest whale
Whale getting more game than me
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
@@noranizaazmi6523 you dont need bitches, bitches are for the weak
OH THANK GOD, that story always made my tummy feel unwell.
bts gonna have to change their song now lol
Depressing fact:There was actually a former Wikipedia mod who made tens of thousands of links to “milk jugs” and other synonyms
The bot in this comments is just on point lmao
based milk jug mod
oh i remember when that happened
shit was crazy
bazongas
It took over two years to get all the redirects deleted.
Wikipedia rabbitholes can be scary yet fascinating
fun fact about electromagnetic hypersensitivity, every test into it has basically proved it's placebo and everyone who has participated in a study noticed their symptoms lessoning after said studies
“Electromagnetic Sensitivity” definitely needs to be classified as a Culture-bound Syndrome.
Bruh people said they were allergic to light
@@SportyMabamba I just thought it was a better call saul reference
@@whyisyes3957well some people have a hypersensitivity to UV light meaning they get sunburned easier, which you could sorta call an allergy. It’s mostly due to not enough melanin in the skin like in albino people, which means there’s not much protection against harmful UV light. But apart from that you can’t really be allergic to regular light unless idk you’re allergic to the vitamin D your body creates in which case rip
@@teathesilkwing7616 I meant as in if people were seriously allergic to electromagnetic waves they would die very young, as even basic light would harm them
One of my housemates had to watch a movie for his French class so me and our other housemate watched with him. It was something historical about a WWII era French woman who falls in love with a - ahem. A WWII German military guy. If you know what I mean. And while that’s… questionable, the movie was almost completely redeemed by the simple fact that it was set in a town called Bussy
You can't just say that and not drop the title
Most members of the German military during word war 2 were drafted in, and the punishment for desertion was death.
So I'd say its safe to assume that a lot of them disagreed with the Fuhrer's beliefs and choices, but didn't do anything for fear of dying.
I stayed in a town in France last year called Pissy Poville, but that does not compare to Bussy
Sounds more like it happened in the town of Sus
Fun fact about the Scots language, it’s not Scottish Gaelic, as it may sound. It’s actually a close relative of the English language that is partially mutually intelligible
It’s Basically English just a different sounding dialect that some label a language
@@epiccrusadr8583 if you've ever heard how folk in rural Aberdeenshire talk, you'll soon realise why it's classified as a separate language
Ye Gert daff’t coont!
@@lefthandedspanner Aberdeenshire sounds like a satirisation of British location names
@@BlockyBookworm The reason so many counties in the U.K. end in "-shire" (pronounced "shurr") is because it comes from the Anglosaxon word "scir" (pronounced "sheer"), which is where we get the word "sheriff". Most of these counties are named after their most important town (the "county town"). For example:
Buckinghamshire: Buckingham
Cheshire: Chester
Derbyshire: Derby
Gloucestershire: Gloucester
Hampshire: Southampton
Lancashire: Lancaster
Nottinghamshire: Nottingham
Oxfordshire: Oxford
Shropshire: Shrewsbury
Worcestershire: Worcester
Yorkshire: York
This is not an exhaustive list, by the way. There are many others.
Wikipedia is a weird place, a really weird one, and I like the fact it's so weird and unhinged
@don't be surprised i am surprised
Honestly, I understand why Wikipedia needs some funds, but now I'm scared to even hand them any of the cash from my paycheck.
Wikipedia uses its donations to create a cash reserve to keep the site running and maintained. As it stands there cash reserve can sustain them for years more.
@@adamboh393 are you wikipedia?
@@paladinmaguireofbos3347 are you *_not_* wikipedia?
@@ultimaxkom8728 are you wikiwikiwikipedia no wiki pedia?
i went onto Wikipedia itself to find the people who own it, and it's a company called Wikimedia, which earned $167million in 2022 according to their article. if these guys are actually netting that kind of dosh, do they really need our donations?
Y’all, we really need to donate to Wikipedia more just for how thorough they are.
Me when I spread falsehoods on the internet
I actually do every year!
@@cinnamonsparrowdesigns thats great!
Don't. They warn a lot more money then you think
@@Autumnnnnn1 ???
I feel like Kwite goes on Wikipedia and deliberately spreads false information. ❤
❤️❤️❤️❤️🙃❤️❤️❤️
Agreed
let's be honest he does that anyways
Who doesn't?
@@brianblackburn6714 The queen of england
5:14 Kwite really stated that twice just to let us know that it is truly heartbreaking and about chickens
I love when the editor, intentionally or not, leaves in multiple clips of Kwite saying the same thing. It's charming.
i like how its so heartbreaking that it just *has* to be repeated twice 5:13
one time i was reading the wikipedia article for queerplatonic relationships and all of a sudden i was hit with "In her reading of _Heat: Between You and Me,_ an early Omegaverse fanfiction, [person] argues..." it was just so surprising. i just wanted to see what wikipedia said about qprs and then there was omegaverse. what happened
My favorite Wikipedia article is the article for "Fun." It reads like someone who has never had fun before wrote it.
Probably true for the "Sex" one too
I never realized I desperately needed Kwite to defend A/B/O Dynamics until now. It was glorious to hear
Actually at 10:18 isn't a Nobel prize proper but rather an satirized version reserved to "honor achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think." and clocky is by far one of the LEAST bizzare things on the list of winners. With upside down rhinos and nose clearing orgasms among the list, definitley worth a look on its own
My favorite Wikipedia article is on a "special" type of torture
Cognitive behavioral therapy
therapy. now. 😐👉🚪
@@will-woodfel you mean of the cognitive behavioral type?
Bro really out here needing some cognitive behavioural therapy
@@will-woodfel why there's nothing wrong with me
Kwite is the perfect mix of kwite and kwite
Dont forget kwite
Intermediate value theorem
agreed
I concur
why does this have so many likes? kwite isn't kwite at all, i'd argue that he's more kwite than he is kwite
My favourite wiki page is the one about unparliamentary language. It's essentially phrases to that have been said and consequently 'banned' in Parliaments around the world. It's hilarious.
Kwite 5:13 This next article is heart breaking and also about chickens.
Also Kwite: 5:16 This next article is heart breaking and also about chickens.
About the chicken gun, I heard a story somewhere that a company mistakenly shot FROZEN chickens at airplane windows and were confused why all windows they tested shattered
My teacher told us not to use Wikipedia for our essays as it’s quote “an unreliable source, as it can be edited by anyone”
She was epic
same fr
I mean she could’ve easily said that it’s just an encyclopedia and encyclopedias cannot be sourced in academic works
@@smeggiamagarwine Bro chill
@@smeggiamagarwine you're pretty rude for a dude who's name looks like the word "smegma"
@Okeus shoots fired, and holy shit you're right what the hell?
Hey kwite! Browsing through Wikipedia and reading the articles you like is actually a sign of intelligence, so no hope is lost.
source: wikipedia
hey! whoever liked this comment made it go up from 128, which is a power of two! 32 is one too
"This next one is heartbreaking and also about chickens."
Two hops this time.
just to let you know the Ig Nobel prize and the Nobel prize are very very different. One's for science and the other is a gag prize for dumb, funny, or interesting inventions like a glow in the dark sundial
The most unhinged Wikipedia Article is the one about toilet paper orientation
4:30 I don't think the person who wrote that has had any social interactions
I think the best part is that most, if not all, of the information on Wikipedia isn't false information, it's just *really* weird.
It's like going to the dark side of TH-cam. It's still TH-cam content, but it's really weird.
My fourth grade teachers name was “Mrs.Bussy.” I didnt realize how funny it was til middleschool and it haunts me to this day.
that "this next one is heartbreaking and also about chickens" part playing twice really got me in the mood
Wikipedia, the most amazing tool that the people who didn't make it didn't deserve but got anyway, and a large chunk of us aren't even willing to pay three dollars to keep it running. (This is an edit, my bad, I had no idea about the spending issue. Wikipedia is mad helpful but apparently doesn't need the cancer fund)
i like the way this comment hurts me
[Do not ask again]
they have lots of money
@@potatobub I forgot I made this comment and corrected myself after figuring out about their spending issue, my bad
@@official-obama See edit, I'm a dumbass
0:15 friendly fire will not be tolerated
5:19 kwite says chickens twice or smth
Don't worry kwite, your video descriptions don't go unnoticed. We just don't care
1:38
Hey, if you've ever seen a polar bear you understand why a building that can hold several pissed off ones is considered special
"this next one is heartbreaking and also about chickens."
"this next one is heartbreaking and also about chickens."
Kwite is the embodiment of pure uncontrollable chaos
8:15 Clam shells are hard to open, but do you want to know what's stronger? Rocks. Unlock that primal desire to hit what is basically a living rock with another rock until you get the reward inside.
Or two Lego bricks stuck together
The idea of a chicken being launched at the speed of sound at a one inch thick pane of glass and pulverizing it is terrifyingly hilarious.
At 2:20 this sounds like Wikipedia went " instead of editing everything to be correct, we just delete everything remove any link mentionings and place it in the "" article that were writen but have no significant impact pages"" "
Not related to the topic of the video, but I remember when I once decided to vandalise Build-A-Bear Wiki page, and told to my Discord friend about it, he then went to change it, and then we started a full-fledged war on Build-A-Bear Wiki page, doxxing each other, until a mod came in and deleted entire popular culture references part of it
my stepbrother set himself as the first mayor of the suburb he lives in under the ‘notable alumni’ for his high school’s wikipedia page back when he was a student there. he is now 27 and it was only just taken down recently. it was probably there for like 10 years.
good
My grandma thinks she's allergic to wifi because she sat next to big mercury vapor lamps for her base ball job back in the day
Haha
3:46 This was the moment this video became a new comfort video.
Kwite should be considered an SCP.
He is a floating hoodie with sunglasses.
9:59
My brother used to have one of those. Got it for his birthday. I hated that thing because as it flew off the shelf in the morning (we shared a room back then), I basically had to cover my ears before the beeping started. It never stopped. I hated that goddamn robot.
Clocky won an Ig-Nobel Prize. Not a Nobel Peace Prize. They're very different things! An Ig-Nobel Prize is honestly very appropriate for something like Clocky.
"Please not a fishlight."
Nobody tell him about dolphins.
That one description of humans felt like the start of an Analog Horror ARG/video
5:15 that man left the outtakes in
this next one is heartbreaking and also about chickens.
"This next one is heartbreak and its also about chickens"
1:03 as an editor for multiple wikis including Wikipedia… yeah, that’s pretty much what notice boxes are
5:13 i love it when two takes of the same joke get into the final product, idk why, I just do
Clocky won an _Ig_ Nobel prize, which is a satiric prize awarded annually since 1991 to celebrate ten unusual or trivial achievements in scientific research. Its aim is to "honor achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think."
and for economics :'(
In my school in Scotland, we get taught Scots. And for three years and 4 teachers I’ve never had a Scottish one. So it’s not just in wikipedia
How common is it in Scotland to actually speak Scots instead of English? Also Gaelic?
I’ve never heard Gaelic, I think they only speak it in the highlands. but almost everyone speaks some kind of Scots like ‘aye go doon tae the chippie’ (yeah, go down to the chippie). It’s not so much a language, more English with a few different words
@@ericonion3561 no, actually it recently became an official language
@@ericonion3561 ..Scotland
@@ericonion3561 ahhh right no, that was just my personal opinion that Scots is more of a dialect than a language but it is officially regarded as a language. (I’m not talking about Scots Gaelic)
this next one is heartbreaking and also about chickens. that’s right, this next one is heartbreaking and also about chickens
5:13 i think this next one might be heartbreaking and maybe about chickens
"Like an SCP Infohaza-"
WHY DO I FEEL SOMEONE BANGING ON MY DOOR WITH A MACHINE GUN I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH THE COMME
just wanted to let everyone know i edited the male pregnancy wiki page since i felt it needed more infomation
can i have a link since i dont feel like googling it
How the heck didn't I immediately realise you're obviously a fellow ND until nine minutes in (when you mention it yourself) of a video about reading wikipedia for fun!!?
(Also quite surprising how many of these articles I'm familiar with; and most of them I've found "organically" through my daily browsing of whatever my mind focuses on, and not just from the list of unusual articles [which of course I also knew about])
Genuinely thought my phone lagged at 5:12 because of the double chicken statement lmao
Fr lol 🤣
Back in high school I came across a Wikipedia article/page about how the Japanese where bio engineered half alien race, explaining why they are some of the smartest people in the world, "backed with DNA studies" and all this crap, and I was laughing my ass off at it. Then along came a show called Ancient Aliens, that people take seriously. And ever since I can't help but wonder if the person who created that page was serious or if it was satire. But the way I remember how it was so well written, I'm convinced it was the former, and that scares me a little.
“If it has no feathers and it is bipedal it is human “
Kangaroos: ok
Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that NOONE will ever edit again
I see that reference at 4:16, been browsing some ancient philosophy have we?
Unhinged Wikipedia 2.
Funniest Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Most Baffling Wiki Hows
4:56
Basically the plot to Zeeple Dome but instead of being put in a space zoo, they’re put in a space show where they’re forced to fight other aliens
Finally, Kwite's back, my life has meaning again
EHS isnt about wifi, its about electricity. Also, while it isnt real, the effects are, when someone who claims to have it, their body will act as though it were real (They feel bad around electricity even though it does nothing)
Well, no - their bodies don’t react to electricity or radio waves (which _is_ one of the main things they whine about). They react to the person’s _belief_ that the offending waves are present, _regardless of whether they are actually present or not._
One study had a big red lamp in the room (which was a shielded test chamber), and subjects were told the lamp illuminated when the radio signal (it was either cellular or WiFi, I forget) was active. In actuality the researchers controlled the lamp separately from the radio signal. What they found was that there was a 100% correlation between the state of the lamp and presence of symptoms, and _zero_ correlation to the state of the radio signal.
Electromagnetic sensitivity... hey, i have Electromagnetic sensitivity! I can feel electricity flow thru wires.
Not only is there the chicken gun, but here in Canada we throw frozen geese into airplane engines to see how it will deal with similar things during flight.
this next one is about chickens
this next one is about chickens
Clocks won an *Ig* Nobel prize, the joke/parody version of the real Nobel Prize
5:13 guys i think that next one was heartbreaking and also about chickens
“ it makes you feel like a failure”
I see stevens work is paying off
8:43 I was confused at that end part because I thought you were talking about DMC Nero until you mentioned Rome
5:14 5:17
I think this next one is heartbreaking and all about chickens
It would get your channel nuked but a video about banned wikipedia subjects would be so good
Its heartbreaking and about chickens😔😔
came to the comments to see if anyone else noticed that
Fun fact about that gunpowder mousetrap: a company called Dixie Gunworks actually sells a functional replica if you want one of your own!
They also sell a sundial alarm clock, which is just a sundail with a magnifying glass and a small cannon on it. You set the magnifying glass to the time you want the "alarm" to go off, and it uses the light from the sun to light the fuse on the cannon.
(6:40) Male pregnancy can also occur in transmen
You mean women.
electromagnetic hypersensitivity is real, my best friend's mom has it, so xe doesn't have wifi and our video gaming sessions are frequently interrupted
Well, no, the ailment isn’t real, in that electrohypersensitivity has never actually been confirmed in anyone, despite ample research. But there are tons of people who _think_ they have it.
("Fun" Story) So my little cousin is learning words and people and points at things until you tell her what it is. She will then say the thing about ten times and find something else to do. Today it happened to be this Kwite video, so now this small child won't stop telling "Kwite" while staring at my phone.
Is this good or bad
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It's purgatory
average kwite fan tbh
3:14 the Joke, gives a whole new meaning to village people. was just sitting there.. drunk and abused..
The Kwite wikitubia is probably the most unhinged wiki page.
you mean to tell me kwite is 22? is that in human years? im sure he's at least 102 in sentient hoodie years
@@alejandrodali-novara6478 kwite’s hoodie has about 85 years of pure powerful must cumulus, meanwhile kwite naturally smells like a meadow full of g-force
We need a "this next one is heartbreaking and also about chickens" remix
10:10 Clearly no peace FOR THE NEIGHBORS!
XD
Kwite calling himself a Nero kinnie gave me psychic damage
At 5:14 there is an audio error and I thought I was going insane
Peeling the plastic off of a brand new jigsaw puzzle… most frustrating dehumanizing self-harming ordeal