This Instagram Comedian Needs Help (TrackaBangBang Reaction)

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ต.ค. 2018
  • As the first TH-camr to ever talk about Instagram comedians: I'm very excited for you guys to see this video.
    I'm kidding obviously lol there is no shortage of "instagram comedians suck" content on TH-cam, but it's just baffling to me that they still exist. I was sent an account called "trackabangbang", and I couldn't not make a video about him...so here's that.
    DON'T FORGET TO LIKE & SUBSCRIBE!
    MY SOCIAL MEDIA:
    / kurtisconner
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    MY PODCAST:
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    / veryreallygood
    MY PATREON (bonus pod episodes and early access):
    / kurtisconner
    MY COMEDY ALBUM:
    open.spotify.com/album/0AVwPo...
    thanks for watching!!

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  • @bettyravioli7334
    @bettyravioli7334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13646

    this guy: **thinks women are crazy**
    also this guy: **jokes about kidnapping and murdering his girlfriend**

    • @papaya3642
      @papaya3642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      ☕️

    • @MM-ly7cm
      @MM-ly7cm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

      Yelling at him? Crazzyyyyy. Killing his girlfriend and blowing her up? Nope, very cool 😌

    • @hmm6088
      @hmm6088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Betty Ravioli I love your profile pic lol

    • @natalischko
      @natalischko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@user-qj8tp4yp7c underrated

    • @averagegirl3873
      @averagegirl3873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah that's his problem, everyone knows you only joke about kidnapping and murdering your *_friend's_* partner!

  • @EmissaryofWind
    @EmissaryofWind 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3740

    Toxic masculinity is one hell of a drug

    • @RealDopaa
      @RealDopaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      WHAT A LOSER DUDE LOL LOL LOL I BET YOU SIT DOWN WHEN PEE LOL DUDE LOL DUUUUUDE SANDWICH LOL DUDE LOL LOL

    • @mtkr-tu6bm
      @mtkr-tu6bm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Leila Aden r/wooosh

    • @bobbyjon1614
      @bobbyjon1614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (rick james chuckle)

    • @localizeds
      @localizeds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A bad one too, why do people keep doing them-

    • @lefty5140
      @lefty5140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cyanide

  • @aimee1123
    @aimee1123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4283

    The toxic masculinity and insecurity is astounding.

    • @elirochelle8727
      @elirochelle8727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Toxic masculinity isnt a thing

    • @evakonopka121
      @evakonopka121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@elirochelle8727 yes, yes it is

    • @jaylacooper2314
      @jaylacooper2314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@elirochelle8727 what- are you playing?

    • @jaylacooper2314
      @jaylacooper2314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@elirochelle8727 please don't say the r slur, and toxic masculinity is a thing.

    • @GOATexp
      @GOATexp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@jaylacooper2314 agreed it’s definitely a thing! People misuse that word a lot I think but I agree it’s real

  • @miranda0298
    @miranda0298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3277

    being a straight man who feels the need to act “manly” 24/7 like this guy must be so exhausting...

  • @michaelaandre
    @michaelaandre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3035

    >says he needs a haircut in every single video
    >proceeds to never get a haircut

    • @vagueoutline2961
      @vagueoutline2961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Michaela Andre because he doesn’t need a haircut. He’s perfect and beautiful.

    • @princessporkchop4586
      @princessporkchop4586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shmigdanbloo agreed

  • @elimidd6626
    @elimidd6626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14477

    I feel very sad for men who feel like doing something nice for their girlfriend makes them less of a man

    • @lindsayoakes
      @lindsayoakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1554

      They’re the same guys who think doing something nice for another guy makes them gay 🙄😒

    • @Em-fz5uh
      @Em-fz5uh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

      I agree with both of you. It's really sad.
      Or some men who think crying is feminine or gay. (wtf ?!)

    • @mementomori9334
      @mementomori9334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +964

      @@Em-fz5uh I'm bothered by people who think hygiene is gay, like what the hell? I always see "Skin care is so gay". Like no. You're stupid

    • @Em-fz5uh
      @Em-fz5uh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +619

      Momento Mori Well said ! Once I heard a guy saying he didn't take care of his skin (like using creams and stuff) because it's gay 🙄. Ha yes we all know that using cream magically makes you gay 🙄😭. This mindset is sad and toxic.

    • @mementomori9334
      @mementomori9334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      @@Em-fz5uh thank you! I used to know boys who smelled horrible because showering more then once a week is so "Un-Masculine"

  • @alikat_2078
    @alikat_2078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4460

    I don’t understand why emotions are a women thing. Like emotions are what make you human and it doesn’t matter if your a man or a woman, you still have emotions.

    • @thebacteriawasbeatentodeath
      @thebacteriawasbeatentodeath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      I completely agree; this is why I love reading the comment sections of Kurtis's videos :) Also, apparently a few hundred years ago it was reversed - being "manly" meant being soft, emotional, creative, and artistic, and women were considered to be cold and emotionless. When the stereotypes swapped to what they are today, being "manly" was still considered better than being a women because for some reason women always get the short end of the stick. it makes literally no sense and I hate it

    • @alikat_2078
      @alikat_2078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@thebacteriawasbeatentodeath Yep for some reason women can't win. Everyone has emotions no matter if they are bad or good we all have them I don't understand why people continuously continue to put gender on everything.

    • @wonderbookk
      @wonderbookk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Say it louder for the people on the back 👏✨

    • @shierpa6566
      @shierpa6566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      And the fact that "I hate my girlfriend/wife" jokes often over exaggerate and portray these emotions as hysterical for women to have is just so invalidating for all parties,,,

    • @alikat_2078
      @alikat_2078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@shierpa6566 exactly i totally agree

  • @avaronchetti4223
    @avaronchetti4223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7836

    This is the guy who says “I’m not racist, but-“ and then says the n word

    • @FreakDaMIghet
      @FreakDaMIghet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      Not even in any context either. He literally goes “I’m not racist, but... n-word.”

    • @someman66
      @someman66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      He doesn't even say the actual N-Word he just says "N-Word"

    • @jacrispy4099
      @jacrispy4099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      duuuuude and the race video i’m like- why is this ok

    • @tashathama2451
      @tashathama2451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@cranberrychili2260 you better be Black

    • @cranberrychili2260
      @cranberrychili2260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@tashathama2451 no need to worry 👍🏽 would be kinda stupid if I wasn't

  • @mackenziehill721
    @mackenziehill721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5561

    "isn't she beautiful?"
    "not as beautiful as you."
    boom

    • @lara-pw7qp
      @lara-pw7qp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Mackenzie Hill That’s what I was thinking!

    • @ethancortes9576
      @ethancortes9576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +440

      Thanks, really needed this before I but babe in the car and blew it up 👌😂

    • @guillermodebaskerville7117
      @guillermodebaskerville7117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That's exactly what I thought!!!!!

    • @samuelsmith5400
      @samuelsmith5400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      How did you learn this power

    • @alyx162
      @alyx162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      i don’t think he has enough brain cells-

  • @TatumBorealis
    @TatumBorealis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8891

    Kurtis Conner is a healthy relationship icon

    • @janedoex8345
      @janedoex8345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      >Daily life has left the chat.....

    • @anarocha6981
      @anarocha6981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Tatum Borealis boyfriend goals

    • @leoniemnf
      @leoniemnf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      definitely!! he seems really great & kind!

    • @Cosmoa-Music
      @Cosmoa-Music 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kurtis is just a human icon tbh. Trans, gay, lgbtq, human,

  • @entertain7us148
    @entertain7us148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    its kinda sad how all of instagram 'comedy' is just premised on the assumption that we're all in extremely weak, insecure, toxic relationships, and would relate to that experience.

    • @liahamilton8931
      @liahamilton8931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ikr

    • @TheDsRequiem
      @TheDsRequiem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Probably because this is how their relationships are and always have been

    • @niclasjohansson5992
      @niclasjohansson5992 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But comedy comes from pain and conflict. There are a lot of premises in those kind of relationships. At least he is trying

    • @Waspinmymind
      @Waspinmymind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@niclasjohansson5992 that’s disturbing. And untrue. Healthy caring relationship exists. Manipulating your other isn’t the way. It also isn’t trying.

    • @niclasjohansson5992
      @niclasjohansson5992 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Waspinmymind I said 'those kind of relationships', referring to agonistic relationships. This doesn't imply that all relationships are fraught with conflict or that they should.
      My point about him trying is not aimed at his fictional relationship, but that the guy who made the skit at least tried to put a joke in there which lots of the 'internet comedians' seemingly doesn't even attempt to do.

  • @libby7242
    @libby7242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    Shit like this literally enforces and normalizes abuse, racial stereotypes, sexism, gender roles and like....everything wrong. Who writes, shoots and then EDITS and THEN POSTS all without being like “maybe this isn’t cool”

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A racist sexist abuser 😶

    • @wren_.
      @wren_. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      FR HE EDITS THE VIDEOS SO MUCH AND DOESNT EVEN THINK ABOUT HOW BAD THEY ARE

  • @annaives8356
    @annaives8356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4796

    Me: Isn't that girl pretty?
    Husband: Yes, she is
    Me: *Goes on with my day*
    Instagram Wife: Isn't she pretty?
    Instagram Husband: *Murders wife.*

    • @althepal234
      @althepal234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Of course, that’s the most logical solution 👍🏻

    • @TheAmazingL1nk3rz
      @TheAmazingL1nk3rz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      Oof just flex your presumably healthy and working relationship on them Instagram comedians

    • @Saibellus
      @Saibellus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      I always find these jokes so weird bc the worlds easiest answer seems so obvious: "Yeah, I guess so. Not as pretty as you though. ;D" --> initiate corny smooching

    • @DonnaChamberson
      @DonnaChamberson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      👁👄👁 “bae is t she so pretty??”

    • @sydneybrooks6038
      @sydneybrooks6038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Isaiah Irish you're smooth and that's really cute

  • @lindamukarakate7511
    @lindamukarakate7511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13495

    you can tell Kurtis is Canadian cause he apologizes for 90% of his jokes

  • @alikat_2078
    @alikat_2078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    The guys who laughed at him when he made a sandwich for his girlfriend are the same guys who use the word “simp”

    • @imuttx
      @imuttx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      does it count if i'm a girl and i simp for people who aren't real

    • @wonderbookk
      @wonderbookk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@imuttx oh 💯, i feel like we all simp for someone in irl or on a show or somethin

    • @TheDsRequiem
      @TheDsRequiem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah, simping is definitely a thing lol

    • @cloekrusss2602
      @cloekrusss2602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@TheDsRequiem yeah but there's soooo many annoying dudes who use it whenever a guy is just nice. It's ridiculous.

    • @ncedwards1234
      @ncedwards1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cloekrusss2602 simp

  • @nebularianwav
    @nebularianwav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    the asian girl made him sushi, spoke korean, and exited with kung fu music-

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      ah yes the "asian" culture because it's not like there are a fuck ton of different countries in the continent or anything /s

    • @lactosecaffeine
      @lactosecaffeine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      the amount of confusion i got from that 😭

    • @woahk.o.a
      @woahk.o.a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Triple homicide

    • @Eyedonutno
      @Eyedonutno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So, she did something from all but one of the three countries in Asia.

    • @help6691
      @help6691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Eyedonutno
      Ah yes. The 3 countries in Asia.

  • @EveTheRaviolo
    @EveTheRaviolo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9628

    Everyone: Feminists are the ones making guys look bad!
    Instagram comedians:

    • @gamesunlimitedgames
      @gamesunlimitedgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      toxic feminists, instagram comedians, trump, and just guys in general make guys look bad which ppl need to improve

    • @nessa3025
      @nessa3025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      🤪🥳✨ he inspires me 🤩💫🧚🏻‍♀️ ̴t̴̴o̴̴ ̴d̴̴i̴̴e̴

    • @gamesunlimitedgames
      @gamesunlimitedgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      nessa uwu me too buddy!

    • @gamesunlimitedgames
      @gamesunlimitedgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      kendall right. i don't really know what the feminists that want to murder all men were called

    • @gamesunlimitedgames
      @gamesunlimitedgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angelika Etherington-Smith idk whichever one works

  • @gracecisar9098
    @gracecisar9098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4834

    we love a king who’s masculinity isn’t fragile & recognizes how messed up stereotypes are for both men and women are

    • @BonerSexGaming
      @BonerSexGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      So pretty much a normal person?

    • @remremkyuun
      @remremkyuun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      @@BonerSexGaming you would not believe the amount of men who are unironically so insecure of their masculinity and rather encourage these harmful stereotypes.

    • @BonerSexGaming
      @BonerSexGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Notre Aira theyre extremists its pretty sexist to assume most men have a fragile masculinity

    • @rainbowsonmyeyeballs8771
      @rainbowsonmyeyeballs8771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yes, Kurtis is the wokest sweetest funniest King and we love him 💜💜💜

    • @uuhh6417
      @uuhh6417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Mad dogger most men do. but of course it offends you.... yikes

  • @thatonewackytoof7393
    @thatonewackytoof7393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Plot twist:Kurtis is secretly in a soft rock band called Adultery

  • @ilianajones2208
    @ilianajones2208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    Do y'all notice for the Hispanic girl he was eating tacos, for the Black girl he was eating fried chicken, and for the Asian girl he was eating California rolls?????!!

    • @missrose2528
      @missrose2528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I smell racism yes I do, I smell racism how bout you!

    • @sweetfighter2592
      @sweetfighter2592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      And the Asian girl is actually Korean 😳

    • @Lertas_AltShow
      @Lertas_AltShow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What the fuck is a California roll

    • @missrose2528
      @missrose2528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Lertas_AltShow It's sushi

    • @ktqt8544
      @ktqt8544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Lertas_AltShow American sushi

  • @jesofficial7748
    @jesofficial7748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5497

    being lesbian is such a problem cuz I can never make a sandwich for my girlfriend and she can never make one for me

    • @lucyschraff4893
      @lucyschraff4893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      JeS Official ugh lesbian problems am I right? I run into this all the time

    • @howdidigethere3813
      @howdidigethere3813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +565

      Hun you gotta think about the gays 😣 Who gonna make the sandwiches in a relationship with no women?

    • @user-cp2bp3ri7o
      @user-cp2bp3ri7o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The one thats a girl in a gay relationship you know

    • @shinichikudo7459
      @shinichikudo7459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      U stupid?

    • @fnc_
      @fnc_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      thymus serpyllum the whole point of being gay is that there is no woman.

  • @alyssasnelling355
    @alyssasnelling355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1339

    I’m glad I get that extra greeting every time makes me feel special

    • @kylaspam9022
      @kylaspam9022 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alyssa Snelling oh wa ah ah ah

    • @chunguslavaniaobama8881
      @chunguslavaniaobama8881 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kylaspam9022 WHAT

    • @Eyedonutno
      @Eyedonutno 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      1.3k likes, which only 3 comments? Did you, perhaps, but some likes or something?

  • @jasminejones5962
    @jasminejones5962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3074

    Kurtis's girlfriend is so lucky.... He probably makes her sandwiches. GUYS TAKE NOTE.

    • @autumn2651
      @autumn2651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      AND he respects her and gets that we can’t control our periods❤️

    • @sarahbethjacobs
      @sarahbethjacobs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Man. What a freakin dream... can you imagine how nice it would be to be treated like a human?

    • @tashathama2451
      @tashathama2451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@sarahbethjacobs yeah I can only imagine

    • @Elle-cy3eu
      @Elle-cy3eu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Sarah Jacobs I love not being treated with basic human decency and being objectified every day 😊 got called “a creature” and “it” by an incel yesterday. Love being a woman

    • @imred8482
      @imred8482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Guy: I wont make a sandwich for my girlfriend, I am a man!
      Also guy: Probably works at Subway or something i dunno lol who else would give him a job

  • @FatalPhenom
    @FatalPhenom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Murder jokes, emotional abuse, and racism. The 3 ingredients you need to make you the perfect action director Instagram comedian.

  • @jaehyun3457
    @jaehyun3457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1312

    the asian girl one,,, that’s not even what she said... she said “i love you to death” literally killing him

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I KNOW RIGHT IT BUGS THE HELL OUT OF ME AND I ONLY KNOW THIS BECAUSE I KNOW SOME WORDS IN KOREAN also nice pfp

    • @guccicupcakeandsunshineboo6315
      @guccicupcakeandsunshineboo6315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I only understood “sarang” and then realised that whoever was incharge of the subtitles messed up.

    • @nataliaarlovskaya6459
      @nataliaarlovskaya6459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Makes it a lot more poetic

    • @partypoison5135
      @partypoison5135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fr i commented abt it and i knew that was not what she said

    • @spider_flash509
      @spider_flash509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And she’s so clearly speaking korean after they cut from the sushi close up

  • @haleyrainosek9206
    @haleyrainosek9206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    i come for the extra greetings, but i stay for the yee yee’s

  • @smwhtok
    @smwhtok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    The fact that this is the base minimum for being a “good guy” is terrible. The fact “he cooks sometimes” or “isn’t sexist and grossed out by women’s bodies” makes someone a good guy or a good boyfriend makes me sad. If doing the bare minimum is considered someone being “boyfriend material” then this shows we really need to be upping our tolerance and educating more people. These people seem as if they don’t want relationships for being with someone else, they want it for the clout and sex. I could go on for hours.

    • @JanieBee
      @JanieBee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ok but have you watched kurtis from here and the last 2 years? In a world where people still get killed for being women, queer, non white and trans it's honestly nice to have an influencer who constantly talks about social issues, how to have healthy relationships, uses inclusive language easily, etc. Compared to a majority of men who don't even wash their ass. Cant you just be happy that men are becoming decent people?

    • @JanieBee
      @JanieBee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And also kurtis has been in a loving relationship for 6years before he got famous...

    • @smwhtok
      @smwhtok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@JanieBee don’t worry, I’m WELL AWARE that Kurt boy is the sweetest, kindest, best man to ever grace the earth. I’m more referring to the videos discussed and men in general. I like Kurtis with all my heart and more people need to learn from the example that he sets.

  • @enby_kensei
    @enby_kensei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Straight men know that they're allowed to love their partners, right?

    • @Eyedonutno
      @Eyedonutno 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, and most do.

  • @bitnotgoodyeah
    @bitnotgoodyeah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    I just can't get over how the "do you love me? no." video is literally fcukign word for word copypasta from 10+ years ago like what the actual heck is he doing

    • @whatifwewould
      @whatifwewould 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ikr!!! i was like wtf is that i thought we would never talk about that shit again

    • @unused8392
      @unused8392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Betsy Bee I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT i wasn't expecting anything great from an instagram comedian but that was a new low

  • @loredanaoresnik5262
    @loredanaoresnik5262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6670

    can we appreciate his curls like wtf + his respect to women... true gentleman

    • @lavonneclark8957
      @lavonneclark8957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      I mean seriously, he literally shows his respect for women in every single video. PROPS to our Kurtis!

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      YES I love him

    • @Me-vh2uq
      @Me-vh2uq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I mean, I don’t wanna say anything but he‘s kinda cute, respectful, nice and funny. That‘s pretty cool.

    • @brittanys505
      @brittanys505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yessssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-!

    • @uselessbroadwayhuman6970
      @uselessbroadwayhuman6970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I DARE someone to call him a simp we are all going to commit A✨R✨S✨O✨N

  • @ineffablemars
    @ineffablemars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Never in the history of the world has a woman told a guy she was breaking up with “you’re going to miss this ass” and then proceeded to twerk. That has never happened.

    • @whateverlolawants
      @whateverlolawants 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean, part of me would want to. It's kinda funny, the sort of dumb thing you say to your friends... later on, as you try to move on. But why even twerk for him at that breakup moment? Either he's such an asshole that he's not even worth making jealous, or you're just sad that you're breaking up. Neither is really a twerk motivation. Also, I am thinking way too hard about this.

  • @chelseayougot4958
    @chelseayougot4958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Didn’t he say in his bio he’s a “chef/food chef” so making a sandwich wouldn’t be that out of the question.

    • @kiichi689
      @kiichi689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ahahah underrated

    • @user-nw3ol7fk1i
      @user-nw3ol7fk1i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think that was Kurtis's edit of his bio

  • @Rentgrrrl92
    @Rentgrrrl92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    I love that your laugh is literally just coughing.

  • @emmamitchem2849
    @emmamitchem2849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1419

    ugh i hate when my boyfriend ties me up and puts me in his car and then blows me up 😍😍😍

  • @uselessbroadwayhuman6970
    @uselessbroadwayhuman6970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    People ask why I adore kurtis’s videos:
    He’s respectful to women, POC, he radiates lgbt+ ally energy, and he’s funny! Ily kurtis ❤️

    • @liahamilton8931
      @liahamilton8931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Facts!

    • @TheDsRequiem
      @TheDsRequiem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You could just call him a good person instead of a bunch of buzzwords you know

    • @uselessbroadwayhuman6970
      @uselessbroadwayhuman6970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@TheDsRequiem can I not be specific 👁👄👁

    • @socialnorm3295
      @socialnorm3295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also he says sorry after everything

    • @socialnorm3295
      @socialnorm3295 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheDsRequiembecause respecting women is a trend

  • @jobbap6669
    @jobbap6669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Aight, the translation at 7:04 is wack. What she actually said was “I love you to death” so in Korean, we used the phrase ‘as much as death’ to exaggerate things like ‘I’m hungry as much as death’ so she’s basically saying that she loves him a fuck ton

  • @annatheginguh
    @annatheginguh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3714

    Kurtis is one of the few youtubers I’ve seen who is mindful of where they place midroll ads. Usually I have no problem watching ads because I know it’s how a channel makes money. However, it bothers me when someone places one randomly and it interrupts a sentence. Kurtis, on the other hand, reviews the video and places an ad between shots to avoid interrupting a thought. This attention to detail is something I really appreciate and is one more reason why Kurtis is one of my favorites.

    • @hhhilde_
      @hhhilde_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      yes I love that too! One time someone mentioned ads in a video and then an ad came, I have never been happier watching an ad lmao

    • @mitskilvr1394
      @mitskilvr1394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I was originally was not gonna like your comment, but then I looked at your like count, and it was at 666.
      Don’t worry, I got you homie.

    • @madimariemusicc
      @madimariemusicc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @ugbuga99
      @ugbuga99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True shit

    • @kaitlyncipko2864
      @kaitlyncipko2864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Honestly though, I didn’t know how much it really pissed me off until I noticed you can put it in spots it won’t interrupt the scene

  • @lauraherz99
    @lauraherz99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2917

    girl: is korean
    sushi: is japanese
    bgm: is chinese
    something doesn't add up my dudes

    • @Ruzovy_
      @Ruzovy_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Umm... it adds up to Asia... Japan, Korea and Chinese are cities... like you're American... Texas.. and California are cities... DUUUHH

    • @zariamonet7782
      @zariamonet7782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Toad wii remote With motionplus inside you just named different countries...and compared it to cities in ONE country. You might wanna re-think that, bud. Those are not cities...

    • @Ruzovy_
      @Ruzovy_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@zariamonet7782 it's called a fucking joke nitwit

    • @zariamonet7782
      @zariamonet7782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@Ruzovy_ Imagine getting mad over someone not understanding a joke. Calm down, lmao, it's obvious I didn't know.

    • @kianar210
      @kianar210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@Ruzovy_ god i can _smell_ the annoying in you

  • @GaiaIbis
    @GaiaIbis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    This is physically painful
    The I don't like you I need you
    WAS EVERY MIDDLE SCHOOLERS JOKE
    We had the text chains of it, bad comics, I'm14andthisisdeeps of it
    LEAVE IT IN MIDDLE SCHOOL

  • @junef3444
    @junef3444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    BRO THE ASIAN GIRL LITERALLY DIDN’T EVEN SAY THAT LMAOOOOO. she said “너를 죽을만큼 사랑해” which roughly translates to “i love you to death”.

  • @ki_solis
    @ki_solis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8704

    Kurtis hates everything and everyone but he's respectful to EVERYONE and i love that

    • @sunnybaudelaire9384
      @sunnybaudelaire9384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      It's because he's Canadian

    • @8odh183
      @8odh183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wut

    • @lazyspudz
      @lazyspudz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He loves timmys tho

    • @abeabihaydar5717
      @abeabihaydar5717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Candada

    • @image_not_uploaded
      @image_not_uploaded 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      He’s canadian. it’s in our blood to apologize at least three times during an argument whilst being unnecessarily polite about it

  • @phoebegrace4243
    @phoebegrace4243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4220

    I love how this ‘comedian’ is preaching about how to keep your girlfriend in love with you but has a different one every video-

    • @papaya3642
      @papaya3642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      😦* insert pokémon face *

    • @frozenash1013
      @frozenash1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ✨333✨ also ✨PREACH✨

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      He never said it worked.

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@frozenash1013 is 666 an angel number /j

    • @TheFuckIsaLife
      @TheFuckIsaLife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@papaya3642 here let me help you out

  • @abyssiaart3042
    @abyssiaart3042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Hetero cringe on a whole 'nother level, coming from instagram

  • @blueflamer2571
    @blueflamer2571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Lmao wtf that girl speaks korean, then the background music is Cantonese-and the guy dies bc of sushi-
    Does this “insta comedian” think Asia is a country or sum?😂😂😂
    (Also I’m an Asian girl🤷🏻‍♀️)

    • @clariblefun
      @clariblefun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m not going to lie, after she spoke I paused the video because it sounded like Korean (I’m trying to learn it) but I wasn’t 100% sure.

    • @jun-hs4eo
      @jun-hs4eo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don’t even think she said what the subtitles said
      Also, nice pfp

    • @blueflamer2571
      @blueflamer2571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It def sounds like Korean but the song I am 100% sure it’s Cantonese cus my mother tongue is Cantonese I’m from HK

    • @clariblefun
      @clariblefun 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blueflamer2571 Okay, I thought I was having a moment there. Have a good one.

    • @blueflamer2571
      @blueflamer2571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      clarible fun it’s okay don’t worry

  • @adrianbrogan1061
    @adrianbrogan1061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1172

    NOT ONLY IS MY MAN AWARE AND UNAPROVING OF THIS CRAZY WEIRD MASCULINITY SHIT BUT HE'S WEARING A CAMP ROCK SHIRT WHILE DOIN IT. I STAN

  • @baby.beetroot145
    @baby.beetroot145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12357

    This guy:
    *eats chicken while the black women is on screen*
    *eats burger while white women is on screen*
    *eats tacos while Hispanic women is on screen*
    *eats sushi while asian women is on screen*
    Uhm exuse me
    Sir

    • @localrodent8997
      @localrodent8997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      The dude is very cultured that’s what this is

    • @drew5211
      @drew5211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +711

      S I R
      S I R

    • @galaxychill9578
      @galaxychill9578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      This is a [Insert Restaurant/Café Name]

    • @iamthatis396
      @iamthatis396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1777

      Not to mention, she was speaking Korean, sushi is Japanese, and he had Chinese music playing in the background

    • @mayolover23
      @mayolover23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Norah Aslam h

  • @BigLargeBuddy
    @BigLargeBuddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    11:11 I don't understand why buying tampons makes people uncomfortable but buying toilet paper doesn't

  • @reneecarrot
    @reneecarrot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “If peeing while pooping makes me a girl....then call me Jessica” 😂

    • @meeieio
      @meeieio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hate that I accidentally read this comment right as he was saying it, I’m not even kidding😂

  • @maggiee.1105
    @maggiee.1105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7846

    the race breakup one is so racist i’m-

    • @peppa6985
      @peppa6985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +706

      It’s racist to all races too, like he thought he did sum there-

    • @parasthesia1
      @parasthesia1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      finish your sente-

    • @georgaseebalack6003
      @georgaseebalack6003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @yung lil this made me snort

    • @cranberrychili2260
      @cranberrychili2260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      The way the Black and Latina immediately talked about their asses is sending me.

    • @microwave8931
      @microwave8931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      He managed to be racist towards every race at the same time

  • @yerikyun1384
    @yerikyun1384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12980

    kurtis ending toxic masculinity one pee squat at a time

  • @moethedog6816
    @moethedog6816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Petition for Jessica to be a recurring character in Kurtis Town.

  • @eliasvangemert6745
    @eliasvangemert6745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Who is here in 2020 on a Kurtis Conner binge?

    • @hazelchagaluka8923
      @hazelchagaluka8923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      meee

    • @kiahjuni
      @kiahjuni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I would not survive 2020 without this curly-haired angel's videos

    • @uselessbroadwayhuman6970
      @uselessbroadwayhuman6970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mee!

    • @grey4570
      @grey4570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

    • @amen_thol
      @amen_thol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2021👁️

  • @aly5066
    @aly5066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3718

    lord those racial stereotypes were so bad lmaoo why did they agree to doing that.

    • @nessa6135
      @nessa6135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      probabaly get paid tbh

    • @moeezS
      @moeezS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      Exposure + money > Values + self-respect

    • @IamMissPronounced
      @IamMissPronounced 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@moeezS well said

    • @MizzBellaKitty
      @MizzBellaKitty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Probably money or followers or both

    • @loh.22
      @loh.22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      aly because they have no self worth

  • @chulaphorntolliday2749
    @chulaphorntolliday2749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5969

    did you just call your hands skinny legends i-

  • @syviiiia2812
    @syviiiia2812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “ how to keep your girlfriend “
    yknow dont think emotional manipulation is the answer

  • @katelynsbalderdash9469
    @katelynsbalderdash9469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Couldn't the husband just be like, yeah she's pretty but I'm not attracted to her. I'm only attracted to you. You're the most beautiful girl. Like.... ??????

    • @phi1105
      @phi1105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And have the video make SENSE?! you lost your mind.

  • @ryanrossenthusiast7173
    @ryanrossenthusiast7173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7471

    Kurtis drinks his Respect Women Juice™ every morning

  • @dukewheeler7846
    @dukewheeler7846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1685

    Anyone else notice he’s eating a taco with the Spanish girl, fried chicken with the black girl, and sushi with the Asian? Like seriously, fried chicken??

    • @haechanshighnotesinnolonge655
      @haechanshighnotesinnolonge655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Goofy Goober sis you’re literally white ofc you don’t give a shit

    • @Mars-dw2zc
      @Mars-dw2zc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      was he at least eating mayonnaise on wonderbread for the white chick

    • @suele2255
      @suele2255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      the fried chicken means something? I'm just asking because I really don't know

    • @suele2255
      @suele2255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@haechanshighnotesinnolonge655 oh, thank you

    • @ranisakhan8500
      @ranisakhan8500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@haechanshighnotesinnolonge655 isn't it also a stereotype that all Asians like sushi and Hispanic ppl like tacos?

  • @iipinkfrxgyt395
    @iipinkfrxgyt395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I have never heard someone say they had *”the thinnest hands EVER”* but... here we are.

  • @Overseer2579
    @Overseer2579 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If a single person actually makes fun of you for being nice to your girlfriend, just remember: you’re in a committed, happy relationship, and they’re not. Enough said

  • @oliviawright4293
    @oliviawright4293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3312

    he puts so much effort into editing its so good and he’s so funny i love him

    • @IamMissPronounced
      @IamMissPronounced 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah, I love kurtis too

    • @ninashaven
      @ninashaven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      why does this only have 1 reply

    • @oliviawright4293
      @oliviawright4293 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      zoinks 2k likes

    • @oof-dq3qc
      @oof-dq3qc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Olivia Wright
      well wtf John. I want a divorce.

  • @mmm-fi4kp
    @mmm-fi4kp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4633

    asian girl
    made sushi
    speaking korean
    chinese music
    ?????

    • @lilz2449
      @lilz2449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      mi zh with wrong captions too lol

    • @thomme8539
      @thomme8539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +629

      She is the Asian girl, from all of asia

    • @nevereverr
      @nevereverr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      don’t you know? theres no difference between chinese, japanese and korean people.
      🙄🙄 i hate when people think all asians are the same/think that there’s no difference between asian countries

    • @MizzBellaKitty
      @MizzBellaKitty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      OMG I thought I was the only one who caught this. It confused the hell out of me!

    • @TheSweetSweetRain
      @TheSweetSweetRain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Exactly! And I'm pretty sure she threw in the word love in korean

  • @7aamza_H
    @7aamza_H 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This legend just proved what school been misleading us for centuries, violence is always the ANSWER

  • @miyabae1072
    @miyabae1072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The line at 7:03 means that “I love you so much to the point where I can kill you (나는 너를 죽일만큼 사랑해)” in Korean, which is totally different from the subtitles. And sushi+Chinese style music?? This guy has no respect on asian culture

    • @miyabae1072
      @miyabae1072 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sumedha Vlol i agree

  • @eclectixx
    @eclectixx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1416

    I like how the Asian girl spoke in Korean and fed the guy poisoned sushi. Very multi-cultural.

    • @milkshake1052
      @milkshake1052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Trisha R With Chinese music

    • @cherriluc
      @cherriluc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      us asians are all just koreans, japanese and chinese people morphed into one being 😍😍

    • @jellyfish6777
      @jellyfish6777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Nakamoto Rina representation! cultural diversity! Whoooooooo

    • @Ruzovy_
      @Ruzovy_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Konichiwa~ would you like some kimchi and watch the dancing dragon at the cherry blossom festival~

    • @faerym6098
      @faerym6098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cherriluc this comment had me dead 😂

  • @yejiun
    @yejiun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    the asian girl didnt even say 'once you go asian, its a no exit situation,' she said something like 'i love you to the point you're dead'

    • @MiraMartin13
      @MiraMartin13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      kimbbap LMAO that makes this vid better ty 😂 big yikes

    • @Rstoneburner100
      @Rstoneburner100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s so sweet awe

  • @yuivi4848
    @yuivi4848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    No one:
    Guy: *wears sunglasses at night*

  • @ashleebrookee
    @ashleebrookee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    not to beat a dead horse, but the stain on your wall made it so that I literally thought it was a stain on my laptop and tried to wipe it away lmao,,, also im getting your march for my birthday and I could not be more excited to represent my loyalty to kurtistown.

  • @loootatota_
    @loootatota_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1000

    “Why does adultery sound like a soft rock band?”
    I almost choked from laughing so much.

    • @MeganJackson96
      @MeganJackson96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      i was today years old when i realized he was referencing daughtry

    • @huhthatsinteresting1644
      @huhthatsinteresting1644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sry dude, would love to like it but theres 699 like rn

  • @animalchic10
    @animalchic10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    we stan a mans that calls out toxic masculinity

  • @manasvisharma4990
    @manasvisharma4990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    5:48 "What are you gonna do?" Girl, I will sit on you. Try pushing me away then. I won't let you go until you apologize.

  • @natashareimert2047
    @natashareimert2047 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how he puts food chef like there could be confusion with all the other chefs like the car chef, plane chef, so on and so forth

  • @katherinesaldana7795
    @katherinesaldana7795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    About that first vid, I hate the all Latina girls are crazy narrative and I honestly blame lele pons for normalizing it

    • @maddyisaflower3102
      @maddyisaflower3102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Katherine Saldana how do you retweet a TH-cam comment

    • @TheLuci915
      @TheLuci915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@maddyisaflower3102 Steal it or screenshot it, only two options.

    • @gabyperez9163
      @gabyperez9163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I date guys that expect me to be like that and say that crazy Latinas are so hot like boooooi 😭

    • @yourwordisiridocyclytis3553
      @yourwordisiridocyclytis3553 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you !!

    • @kiwitropicana3047
      @kiwitropicana3047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Turquoise Cheetah true but she made it hella worse

  • @yuitachibana6145
    @yuitachibana6145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6470

    1) that Asian woman was speaking korean and feeding him... sushi.
    2) I don’t even think that’s what she said, the translation seems off.
    3) this is racist on so many levels, WOW.

    • @iownafatparakeet
      @iownafatparakeet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +579

      Lmao AND the song played is a Chinese song. What a mess

    • @joangang9138
      @joangang9138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +446

      after rewatching this i think she said: 나는 너를 죽일만큼 너를 사랑해. which means: i loved you enough to kill you. bUT IS PROBABLY SOOOO WRONG. (just like the other translation i did before, but this one makes more sense) aNyWaYs the translation they did was extremely off.

    • @topazi2198
      @topazi2198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      @@joangang9138 Nah man, your translation's on point. (Korean here)

    • @joangang9138
      @joangang9138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Sarah Hong i’m trying to learn it, but i just started not long ago;(. thanks for the support

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      yep she didn't say that your translation is right thou

  • @ClockWorksb
    @ClockWorksb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:50 “even when he’s blowing...him” i fucking died at that Freudian slip

  • @itsmushbloom
    @itsmushbloom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "My name's Bond, James Bond. And you are?"
    "Director. Action director."

  • @skylertrautz203
    @skylertrautz203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    That Asian chick went to my college! She moved to LA to “start a business” and this is the shit she’s actually doing, I’m dead

    • @cydneysaltkill6228
      @cydneysaltkill6228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😂that's some funny shit.

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ok that just makes this video even better. Thank you for this 😂

    • @jen6224
      @jen6224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it rly do be like that

    • @brybrybry995
      @brybrybry995 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh dear

  • @IamMissPronounced
    @IamMissPronounced 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2023

    Get you a man who ain't afraid of calling out fragile masculinity and actually cares about their partner. My bf and I buy each other lunch and take turns paying for gas and groceries, its what functional mature couples do. If someone acts like that douche, they're not emotionally mature enough for a relationship

    • @rebeccak9597
      @rebeccak9597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You're so lucky to have found someone great like that, I wish the best for you two!

    • @lonely9354
      @lonely9354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MissPronounced Finally. Some comment section I agree with

    • @Eyedonutno
      @Eyedonutno 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is basically most relationships.

    • @elk1827
      @elk1827 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best of luck to the both of you! Sounds like you have a nice relationship!

    • @mistermidnight1823
      @mistermidnight1823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      See, I have no problem admitting, as a man, that I am not emotionally mature enough for a relationship.
      People like this, however, make me wish I was a woman.

  • @WanderingJellyfish_0081
    @WanderingJellyfish_0081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    And you know that the next time I go on a roller coaster I’m going to say: “This is a ride.”

  • @spencerpatterson2299
    @spencerpatterson2299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "detonate your bae" first hit single of adaultry

    • @mrwassef
      @mrwassef 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heard it’s blowin up

  • @jaydrew3253
    @jaydrew3253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1549

    how powerful is kurtis’s extra greeting guys

    • @jacqueminor3379
      @jacqueminor3379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Jay Drew Very powerful

    • @carlyshupe6227
      @carlyshupe6227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Jay Drew subscribe and you’ll find out

    • @zombiechannel2068
      @zombiechannel2068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      More powerful than the Infinity Gauntlet.

    • @alecsandrabaldwin8808
      @alecsandrabaldwin8808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The extra greeting defeated Thanos

    • @anyapathak467
      @anyapathak467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, first video, I felt the need to subscribe. I did. :)

  • @celestiawinters667
    @celestiawinters667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    How does this man actually get these girls to do this stuff? How much does he pay them?
    Also, Nicole Arbour (?) was horrible to her ex, Mathew Santoro. When he wanted to break up, she locked him in his house to keep him from leaving. So, nice job, hiring an abuser.

    • @Someone-or8tp
      @Someone-or8tp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Holy shit I didn't know that what a fucking awful person, oh my god... thanks for spreading awareness, man.

    • @annee.1582
      @annee.1582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wait, which one is Nicole?

    • @annee.1582
      @annee.1582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Whoops sorry I'm dumb.
      Heh.
      I didn't get far enough into the video

    • @sealogic4552
      @sealogic4552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      How low must you go to abuse Mathew Santoro man

    • @totiny3262
      @totiny3262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Yeah she's fucking gross. I can't believe they even hired her, geez
      Imagine hiring an abuser

  • @chandraschannel6166
    @chandraschannel6166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Kurtis is the CEO of calling out toxic masculinity and I’m here for it

  • @liahamilton8931
    @liahamilton8931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Okay for the first one, he could have said something slick like “I didn’t notice I was distracted looking at you😎”

  • @carolinelaws5397
    @carolinelaws5397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3946

    **respect women juice existing**
    Kurtis: sLoRpS iN rEsPeCt.

    • @bestbirdbuds6746
      @bestbirdbuds6746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      He needs to slow down or else he’s gonna drink all of it and there won’t be any more respecc weman juce for everyone else

    • @cloudrz
      @cloudrz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      cringe

    • @carolinelaws5397
      @carolinelaws5397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      CloudZlol ok

    • @milesperhour2286
      @milesperhour2286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slerp slerp.

    • @milesperhour2286
      @milesperhour2286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Damien Hughes you are correct. He is a respectaholic.

  • @Ophelia9256
    @Ophelia9256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3074

    girl: speaks korean
    translation: inaccurate english
    food: sushi (japanese)
    music: chinese (not actually chinese but stereotypical chinese)
    caption: asian girl is the best

    • @indracharlene3675
      @indracharlene3675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Messed up😥

    • @guccicupcakeandsunshineboo6315
      @guccicupcakeandsunshineboo6315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      I'm getting a small vibe that this guy might be racist.

    • @keroseneocean
      @keroseneocean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      either shes multiethnic or hes a racist..my moneys on racist 😻

    • @nalaa9618
      @nalaa9618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But he is right...like she is Asian though😅

    • @user-sy8ij9mr1i
      @user-sy8ij9mr1i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      They even got the subtitles wrong. She said I love you to death/I love you to the point where I can kill you, not “Once you go asian it’s a no exit situation” 🙄

  • @nomibomi5760
    @nomibomi5760 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ngl i burst out laughing when he started beating the shit out of his friends. Even his platonic relationships end in violence

  • @lilperidot8783
    @lilperidot8783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:30 "I'm taking this ass to somebody who appreciates it." *Immediately gets a Charmin ad*

  • @tiat3251
    @tiat3251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1452

    *”Yaaaasss slay, literally, slay him”* literally the first time the word literally has been used in the right context since 2016

    • @LaurenRauh
      @LaurenRauh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tia Tedla probably more like 2013 but yeah 😂😂

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @ComeToMyCupcakeParty
      @ComeToMyCupcakeParty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can use literally as hyperbole; the way most people use it, is correct.

    • @personne-fp6cr
      @personne-fp6cr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same for the word slay

    • @ellw7830
      @ellw7830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My favorite part about this comment is that it literally misuses the word literally literally in a literal comment about misusing literally.

  • @emileeturner7633
    @emileeturner7633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

    I loved my extra greeting

    • @kiera6954
      @kiera6954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      me too i feel special

    • @RoseRose-to4vq
      @RoseRose-to4vq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg same

    • @andrelini
      @andrelini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      same. subscribing to him JUST to get that extra greeting was definitely worth it

    • @letsparchmentitupyo7566
      @letsparchmentitupyo7566 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      love it

  • @wiman3332
    @wiman3332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    whenever someone questions me ima just pull up with “atleast i dont sit down when i pee” and then blow them up in a car whilst walking away, putting on sunglasses and a beatdrop in the bg

  • @kurtistownresident9743
    @kurtistownresident9743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hey, everybody knows if it rhymes it’s the moral high ground

    • @farateq
      @farateq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rhymes: i have the high ground!
      Stuff that don’t rhyme: *literally drowning in lava*

  • @mackenzie9618
    @mackenzie9618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2642

    my feminist curly haired cinnamon roll

    • @lonely9354
      @lonely9354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      rosie newhall haha

    • @deadmeme7359
      @deadmeme7359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      You made it as a youtuber when a fangirl/boy calls you a cinnamon roll

    • @SanilJadhav711
      @SanilJadhav711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Not really feminist , more like gender equality guy

    • @andrewhearst4749
      @andrewhearst4749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Sanil Jadhav our gender equality guy curly haired cinnamon roll doesn’t really roll off the tongue as well

    • @SanilJadhav711
      @SanilJadhav711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@andrewhearst4749 Yeah , true that

  • @juliagrier3310
    @juliagrier3310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3593

    Why is Kurtis the perfect guy like can we just leave toxic masculinity in 2018 please

    • @felixhoenikker8122
      @felixhoenikker8122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@bigboyAndy307 Whatever floats your Titanic my dude.

    • @koharushjsjs296
      @koharushjsjs296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@bigboyAndy307 it is... no one needs to prove their masculinity but so many people do.

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@bigboyAndy307 but it's the "SJW"s who get mad over nothing lol

    • @chonkchonkdechonkchonk7922
      @chonkchonkdechonkchonk7922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why is masculinity toxic now??? I thought feminists would be like oh you can be whoever you want to be but masculine men and feminine women is wrong??

    • @des1912
      @des1912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@chonkchonkdechonkchonk7922 They're talking about *toxic* masculinity, kind of like when men act like jerks to be approved of by others, more or less. Like, masculinity is fine, just don't be a butt trying to prove it.

  • @RegalFrog42
    @RegalFrog42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There's a weird 'hating your significant other' crossover between Instagram "comedians" and boomer humour

  • @karinasykes3125
    @karinasykes3125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When you subscribe, you don't just get "another greeting", you get a WHOLE nother greeting

  • @avaz7892
    @avaz7892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    ok besides everything, that Asian girl is speaking Korean but the music was from China and he's eating sushi which everybody knows is from Japan

    • @TheLuci915
      @TheLuci915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah, but I live in Korea and they have HELLA GOOD SUSHI, so, still applies.

    • @laurajanakatja123
      @laurajanakatja123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      That's why it said Asian, she is from aaaaall over the continent

    • @emilycress2895
      @emilycress2895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      they didn't specify her race? the guy was eating sushi, they have sushi in Korea and she could be any and all of those ethnicities

    • @avaz7892
      @avaz7892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Emily Cress hey I’m not saying only Japanese can make sushi, everybody can make sushi they are amazing! But if the girl is speaking Korean, she might be Korean don’t you think, and the music is literally in Chinese but I mean what do I know, maybe it’s ok to think all Asians are the same right? XD LOL!

    • @kitchensinkchronicles3272
      @kitchensinkchronicles3272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      wow it's almost like he's racist or something

  • @lea8847
    @lea8847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8700

    thanks for that visual representation of you sitting down on the toliet I would've never understood what you meant if I didn't have that visual aid thanks

  • @billbellbill038
    @billbellbill038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Person: kurtis, how much respect women juice do you want?
    Kurtis: yes❤️

    • @farateq
      @farateq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He has a respectwomenjuiceinator