😂😂😂😂 as someone who actually lost 150 pounds this is freaking hilarious. Mostly because I realized that the scale doesn't work properly when you weigh yourself on the carpet. My first day with the scale at home I lost 83 pounds and was so confused 😂😂
That was so delightful!!! Thank you so very much!!! If I could pay you, I most certainly would!!! Thank your Fitbit for the wonderful inspiration and thank YOU for the thousands of hours that brought you to this point in your career!! I pray that you continue to develop clean material because this world needs it so badly!!! If the church is Jesus' bride, I think you'll be in the funny bone area!! 😂❤
This is why I buy dental chews to keep teeth clean.conversely a toothbrush and regular cleaning of their teeth also works. A tongue hanging out causes dry mouth and causes other teeth to rot as well. Just saying that cute as those dogs are, they need extra protection. Good set. Thank you for these original comedians.
17 pounds sounds a little too light for an adult.... Fitbit are you insane?! I've only seen someone with an ankle monitor once, boy was I nervous. I was glad the monitor looked pretty sturdy but I gave that person a very wide berth.
I don’t have one either. I think it’s hilarious to ask a person (that has one) in the morning how they slept- they always have to look at their fit bit/watch to answer!
I thought the ankle monitor joke was going in a very different direction ... Yeah you paid for a really nice ankle monitor my dude Also you can tell he's new to the South because he hasn't learned about the wonder that is driving a riding mower around the yard drunk ... MF has two cupholders for a reason mines even got it to where I can detach the entire mower and it's basically a really slow way of going to the gas station and getting more gas and beer I got headlights too ... I've owned a lot of cool toys in my life but I BS you not my mowers brought me more happiness than any of them
Dry Bar continues to find the absolute BEST clean comedians out there! Y’all need to be talent agents if you aren’t already
agreed 100
I lost 140 pounds in 3 days.
They call that a Quickie Divorce.
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😂😂😂😂 as someone who actually lost 150 pounds this is freaking hilarious.
Mostly because I realized that the scale doesn't work properly when you weigh yourself on the carpet. My first day with the scale at home I lost 83 pounds and was so confused 😂😂
That was so delightful!!! Thank you so very much!!!
If I could pay you, I most certainly would!!! Thank your Fitbit for the wonderful inspiration and thank YOU for the thousands of hours that brought you to this point in your career!!
I pray that you continue to develop clean material because this world needs it so badly!!!
If the church is Jesus' bride, I think you'll be in the funny bone area!! 😂❤
you using the word 'delightful' is delightful, made my day, faith in humanity restored
Mountain Dew guy wont appreciate this.
Alligator boys! 🤣😂
OMG, HILARIOUS!
Lmao, good point
I totally think he would find it hilarious haha
You mean, not tattoo face guy😂
Put your fit bit in the dryer on the cool setting for 1 hr. You'll make up your losses. 😅
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I put mine on my paint shaker ..
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Isn't it kind of ironic that this man's last name is McComb?
as a bald man, im approve this comment
Such a cool dude. Nothing but Respect for Snoop. My husband and i were just discussing his philanthropy earlier.
This is why I buy dental chews to keep teeth clean.conversely a toothbrush and regular cleaning of their teeth also works. A tongue hanging out causes dry mouth and causes other teeth to rot as well.
Just saying that cute as those dogs are, they need extra protection.
Good set. Thank you for these original comedians.
😂 he is hilarious !
Got a few solid 10 second belly laughs!!! ❤❤❤ great delivery and fun stage presence!
Thanks, thumbs up, have a great day.
He got a bargain at the vet.
I like that... battery mowers are for guys who want to be done with the lawn. LOL
I like is set..very relatable material...
Renamed her Gummer.
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Hysterical! 😂🤣😂 I hope you make it to San Francisco soon! Whatever the ticket price is worth it!
Hello from Spokane!!
I'm not allowed to drink mountain dew anymore and I don't like meat sticks.
Congratulations you're no longer a felon
17 pounds sounds a little too light for an adult.... Fitbit are you insane?! I've only seen someone with an ankle monitor once, boy was I nervous. I was glad the monitor looked pretty sturdy but I gave that person a very wide berth.
On that last point: electric lawnmowers are much quieter and it only costs a few cents to "refill" them. Yeah I know, it's only comedy. 🤗
Apple doesn't count your steps without a FitBit or watch? My Samsung Android has it built in. :P
It does. Just not into a FitBit app. Only to the Apple heath.
cant relate, dont use those things that keep track of steps, i don't need extra incentive to walk.
I don’t have one either. I think it’s hilarious to ask a person (that has one) in the morning how they slept- they always have to look at their fit bit/watch to answer!
I moved away from Spokane too!
He reminds me of a bald Erlich Bachman
I thought the ankle monitor joke was going in a very different direction ... Yeah you paid for a really nice ankle monitor my dude
Also you can tell he's new to the South because he hasn't learned about the wonder that is driving a riding mower around the yard drunk ... MF has two cupholders for a reason mines even got it to where I can detach the entire mower and it's basically a really slow way of going to the gas station and getting more gas and beer I got headlights too ... I've owned a lot of cool toys in my life but I BS you not my mowers brought me more happiness than any of them
The sound quality is off, I couldn't watch it
Your anguish is palpable. Here's hoping that many years of counseling will help you.
Gross pet jokes.
Nah brah , get a day. Job... you AREN'T funny ....no HARD 😭 FEELINGS
I had hard feelings watching this though 😉
well he isnt dave chapelle but man, you hard on a brother...
My next mower will be electric. I was sold after witnessing my neighbor mowing her lawn in nice and cool 7am weather in complete silence.
Not one joke i heard ....I HATE THIS VOICE FROM MINUTE ONE
Put your fit bit on cleo