@@kathyc3401 I grow Carolina Reapers, those are so hot that I am practically poisoning myself. Then one time I accidentally poisoned myself because I saw Raw Bitter Almonds at a Health Food store when Raw Bitter Cherry juice was a popular health food.
Natural dose not mean healthy. Caffeine, sugar and arsenic are all natural. Remember if you are using arsenic a strong odor like flowers on the table will keep people from tasting the bitter almond effect.
I think it's just all turning to Business Blaze. It looks like it's Simon's natural state - he needs to stand up, smack the script and let out all of his witty quips.
I was drinking coffee when Simon said, "When Jimmy takes too long to die on his own," and spewed coffee across my keyboard and monitor. Best laugh of the day.
My Grandfather is 98 years young this year and is O- He has been giving blood for as long as I can remember. Last summer he got an award for giving his 1000th gallon. My grandfather is my hero. This man survived the great depression. Then went on and fought in WW2 and in the Korean War. And to this day is still saving lives with donating blood.
Bless you Davin, for leaving in all of those blooper-reel moments in the final cut. Seeing Simon so flabbergasted gave me some good giggles to get me through another day of pandemic lockdown. Gotta love y'all's work. Keep being awesome.
It's so refreshing to see someone take a comment seriously for once instead of just tossing in some stupid pun, cause that's just never classy... Period
Safety tip for those cleaning blood: make sure the laundry detergent you use does not contain bleach. Mixing bleach and ammonia produces chlorine gas--very deadly, Jimmy! I did this once by accident--adding bleach to clothes in the washer that I had spilled ammonia on--and I was lucky to recognize immediately what I did and vamoose outta there.
I used to just like watching these videos to bone up on things I've forgotten from my school days and history facts, but today Simon proved that he is a fantastic host and an awesome guy. I will always get my knowledge on with him. Good show Simon!
Don't use too much hydrogen peroxide. Cold water with it, then slightly warm with that and bar soap. Rub in a good deal of bar soap. Gets out the blood stains like a charm, and no real color fades. (Used to have a lady problem. Never stopped, and once or twice a month on top of it I'd leave something that looked like a crime scene!)
I throw it it in the washing machine with Gain and Oxyclean. Cold water clean setting. You don't even have to worry about treating it. Definitely don't dry it if it didn't come clean.
@@ekramer2478 Oxyclean is essentially just solid Hydrogen Peroxide, for all intents and purposes. It's Sodium Carbonate attached to Hydrogen Peroxide, and the molecule splits back into Sodium Carbonate and Hydrogen Peroxide when dissolved in water. It's a good way to get relatively high concentration peroxide if having a mild base and/or Sodium Chloride doesn't bother your reaction. The peroxide oxidizes things, which bleaches stuff. Bleach (Sodium hypochlorite) does the same.
Yeah I was thinking that no women were finding the blood stain tips strange at all! In fact I was thinking that cold water is typically more effective than hot! Well, luke warn
1. Anyone who has a period knows how to get rid of blood stains, 2. Kenny has been replaced with Jimmy, and 3. I never thought he didn't have legs. 4. This has been a deleted scene from How to Get Away With Murder. Great episode.
As I read this the ad playing had a woman saying, "For any woman , who has worn a pair of white pants, and didn't want anything to show.". Talk about timing.
I am o- and donate blood as often as i can. I also am signed up for bone marrow donation and organ and tissue donation when i die. Knowing i am O- is something i made sure my husband knows because if an emergency ever happens.
Every woman knows a few ways to remove blood from anything and many are obsessed with true crime. Maybe there are so few women serial killers bc we’re equipped with the knowledge to get away with it
z.browning - very funny you mention that because I was thinking about how in this video he is more opinionated and it was actually quite funny. I really like Simon Whistler stuff, always have But I just can’t seem to get on with ‘business blaze’ -I felt that this video was funnier then any ‘business blaze’ video It’s a shame because I really like all the other ones he’s made. So in the end, here now. I suppose it just doesn’t matter and this entire “comment on a comment” insanity was actually just completely and entirely pointless and meaningless to the fullest extent. Apologies
Sometimes I giggle, thinking of a viewer who’s second or third learning language is English, and they hear something like “sleeping with the fishes.” (That was always my favorite part of learning a new language, the weird saying and slang that only made sense after a long cultural explanation.)
new idea for a video: we all know that humans have participated in sexual acts with land animals. But have people had sex with marine animals such fish?
As someone who speaks english as his second language, that's is a realy easy to understand idiom especially since "sleeping" as a methaphor for death is a very common thing in many languages.
@@KerrMalygos I wasn’t trying to demean the intelligence of anyone. I was thinking back to when I was an exchange student and had to ask my Japanese teacher why certain things were said out of contex... or the double meaning of some words... or the cultural back story / pop culture references I didn’t get immediately. “Sleeping with the fishes” isn’t hard to understand, but it made me think of other quirky slang and references that fascinates me. Some things are easy to understand at surface level, but are more involved in the culture or history of the language than you first learn. ( like someone not raised in America, or not raised watching certain movies may not know that the phrase is usually used as a joke to specifically reference Italian mobsters from the 20’s-60’s in New York City- just as an example. Not assuming anyone didn’t already know that, but it’s just an example of how some phrases can have a double meaning, or be referencing something else as a joke... etc etc)
To add to on, etc is another great example that just makes me giggle in excitement! Etc is an abreciation of an abriviation! Most people know it means (and so on...) but it’s actually short for et cetera. This is a LATIN phrase meaning et-(and) cetera-(the rest) So how cool is it that even most English speakers, the people who use it most- dont know it’s short for a different language’s slang!! And that English has so many other ways of saying this! (Yadda yadda, bla bla bla, and whatnot...) It’s just fun learning things about a language that isn’t taught in textbooks or in 101 classes. They’re things you usually learn if you’re immersed and asking questions. Just so amazing and fun to me. Again, I was never trying to insult anyone’s intelligence- and I never meant it as a underhanded comment to people who are learning English: insinuating they weren’t smart enough to figure it out- or that it was a phrase only found in the English language.
I love the level of snark in this episode. Thanks, Mister Simon. Also some of us humans bleed monthly. That blood removal part is good for us. No murdering on the horizon.
"Why would you need to get blood out of your clothes?!" Uuuhhhhmm. Have you heard of these things called... women? They have this thing that happens every month. It's called a menstrual cycle.
It's also 2020 and there have been methods to keep the blood flow in check for decades now. If a woman runs around with absolutely nothing to absorb the blood, then I have to say that she's asking for blood stained clothes. Even if she's broke as fuck and can't afford the actual parts, then cotton doesn't cost much and if that's neither an option, then creative solutions that require nothing more than to think, is totally free of charge.
Do dudes really think we be staining our favorite undies bc we don’t want to wear period products?? LOL no my dude it’s cause the Crimson Tide likes to show up when she pleases and not a day before or after. 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
After watching more Business Blaze I have found a new appreciation for all the other content ‘The Boy with the Blaze’ has put out in the past and present. I sit on the edge of my seat, half in anticipation and the other in astonishment, watching as Simon does not lose his absolute mind at some of the content. Thank you Mr. Whistler for helping me conjure a smile at the end of my day. Thank you to the rest of the creative team for making all this content possible across the board.
It was a pretty good video, thanks. Two things I was surprised to see you didn't cover: 1) All blood genotypes are denoted by two letters (AA, Ao, BB, Bo, AB, and oo). This information can be useful for many things, including figuring out what blood type your parents are, and what blood type your children can be. 2) certain blood types from parents can create blood anomalies, and it is encouraged that the couple who have these blood types to not marry and have children
Yeah, I couldn't stop thinking about Peter Steele the whole time I watched this. He heard on the radio they were looking for type O- blood and it matched the symbol he had already tattooed on himself for the band. Type O Negative saves lives.
Type O-, RH-, D-, C-, E-..... there are 350 (roughly) antigens that can be on a blood cell, but only 160 are considered prevelant enough to test for once you get past D-. Yes, once in an emergency I almost died waiting 4 days for the hospital to track down blood for surgery. I have always donated my blood to be banked for emergencies or planned surgeries when I might need blood, but had a planned surgery and then ended up back in hospital with a GI bleed.
I have a surgery where I lost so much blood that I depleted the hospital's reserve of my blood type, and so they did a direct donation from my dad to me bypassing the usual screening since I was absolutely going to die by waiting. Blood's serious. Unfortunately my veins are too fragile to donate (I've tried, they won't even try since my veins are baby-sized), but get others to very often.
Patreon here. Love the channel. Couple thoughts on improving: 1. Wish all the outtake clips would just be spliced into the end of the video. It's distracting from the "Finding Out" part 2. Ditto for the sponsor blurb, it was already mentioned at the beginning of the video. I encourage having it at the end (perhaps before the outtakes section)
Preferably before drying, but also if recently dried, blood stains can be successfully removed by repeatedly touching the stain with a cloth moist with only cold water, repetadly rinsing the cloth between touches. When the touching ceases to yield more colour to the cloth, put the garment in your washing machine. I do this all the time.
*Sits down to watch video about blood types* “Cool, I always wondered what blood types were about” *15 min later* “Awwww, they send the crabs back into the ocean. I’m glad they don’t have to die”
Many of the crabs die in the process. Not much keeps a low wage worker from taking too much blood, being too rough, etc. Not sure of the exact amounts, but enough to threaten the species.
I can’t donate blood ever again, 25 years in the army and numerous deployments prohibit me from doing so. Not to mention the mandatory shots for anthrax.
I’m curious too, what’s the link between your blood now and the quinine pills and anthrax shots? If is okay to ask, it is a medical question after all.
Doctor Ness Prophet well, I just did some research and apparently it isn’t true for the anthrax, as long as you received all 4 shots, which I did but I still can’t give blood because I lived in Europe between 1980 - 1990. (I lived in Germany from 1986-1989 and 2004-2010) the thing with the anthrax was if at any time you didn’t get your scheduled shot and missed one, you had to start the series all over again. Thankfully, that didn’t happen to me.
Doctor Ness Prophet we took mefloquine once a week on Mondays. It would give us very vivid dreams and nightmares. Not to mention some physical side effects. It’s no longer allowed to be prescribed to our special forces because in some people it can cause suicidal thoughts.
justinjex1 Great big thanks to you and people like you. You guys are the reason I am still alive. This is as close to I can get to thanking the people whose blood I have received over the years, so I truly am grateful. To everyone else, please donate if you can. You will help more than you'll ever know.❤
justinjex1 Ten gallon donor here; I'm a B- with no CMV infections. That means, I am in high demand for anyone immunocompromised, along with premature babies, infants, urn patients, and AIDS patients. Been donating since I was in high school - both parents were regular donors, mom an O- and dad an AB- . Have donated twice since beginning of January, because I knew as COVID got more into the general population, I might not be able to donate later if I got the bug.
There seems to be something wrong with the texting of this episode, it doesn't stop during the ad read. In any case I really appreciate channels taking the time to text their stuff as I suffer from APD (Auditory Processing Disorder) that's basically like dyslexia but for hearing. Sometimes my brain just refuses to interpret the words correctly which is annoying but sometimes has hilarious results. Thank you for the text though, that was my main point.
Good thing horseshoe crabs normally survive the donation process. Unfortunately, crabs that have been bled, may survive their release but are weaker, and a significant number die.
Simon asks aloud, "How do you clean spilled blood? " Immediately followed by advertising for Pinesol. Largish guy scrubbing bathtub... Me, "Oh no, they couldn't have done that on purpose..."
Scott, Davin, Sam & Simon this is one of your most exceptional vids! The writing is funny, Simon your interpretation of the writing is a riot, Sam your editing is hysterical! OMG Simon you had me howling with your delivery of the clothing promo. Outstanding as always guys!
I cannot be the only one who finds it hilarious when Simon, normally oh so composed, completely loses it on camera? I watched the video about the fire burning for 50+ years the other day, and it was an absolute joy. Same here. More Simon bloopers!
Well it seems like self isolation isn’t treating simon so well... 😬 I don’t really know why but he seems to be reacting to the script a lot more than usual and I like this a lot more tbh :)
@@Kellestial yes quite a few, but for my money Business Blaze is the best?! You can also check out Biographics, TopTenz, Geographics that should keep you busy for a while.
It's actually kinda crazy how blood types work. The fact that we're all humans and someone with a different blood type can't save another person, unless they're a universal donor lol
Yeah, as a blood transfusion lab tech I often find myself explaining to people that there's actually no truly "universal" donor. Even Oneg blood can cause reactions or elicit an immune response. There are many other antigens out there.
@@adriancoetzee65 There is a "Universal" blood donor but they are incredibly rare its called Rhnull blood and can be used by everyone in the RH system,i don't know if it can be used by people in the ABO blood groups but it wont give a negative reaction because it has NO antigens in it ... the problem is that since 1961 only 40 people have ever been found to have it,it is extremely rare and incredibly valuable..
As a person with AB+ blood, I always figured donating blood wasn’t that useful, but now I learned my plasma is actually quite useful. My life has new meaning now.
The last bit about crabs was very disconcerting, I felt like there was a whole lot of 'disconcerting' laboratory testing left out that has been left to our imagination!
Hands down. This is the most enjoyable video I have seen from you guys. I giggled and laughed more in this, than 5 pure factual videos you have created. Thank you.
Aides police and law. Forensics have been able to prove blood presence on surfaces and clothes even if they’ve been washed clean for decades, it’s easier to prove someone did a murder and covered it up rather than it being an accident, or transfer from providing assistance. Same principle applies to burning evidence. Burning the evidence doesn’t destroy it, it just turns it into other evidence. Police want folks to be stupid enough to try and cover up the crime. Coverups are easy to argue and prove, mistakes and lapses of judgement are much harder.
@@DoctorProph3t Turn it into vapor with no ash, good luck recovering it in a windy area. Bleach also makes DNA unreadable. Simple tricks to thwart sophisticated science. Only reason that 65% of murders are still solved is because they are done by idiots, most with 0 planning and with targets socially connected to them (best to kill someone you don't know at all that lives far from you, random murders with no apparent motive are seldom ever solved).
If anything those murderers should be getting medals, they are helping with the overpopulation problem (what covid-19 would be doing if it wasn't allowed to wreck the global economy instead).
FvckTH-cam'sCensorship UseAdblock Like molecular acid? Yeah, no matter the material there’s always a trace residue, lawyer argues the body and weapon aren’t found because you destroyed the evidence with acids, here’s forensic reports on his bathtub testing positive for congruent trace elements, and carbon 14 atoms, proving that what was dissolved was an organic biological mass. Can’t mistake a tub of acid melting meat. Ya think you’re smart, but you just played right into their hand lol.
@@DoctorProph3t Was thinking more of turning corpses into calcium oxide clinkers (basically look like any other rock used to make sandpaper) with a home brew plasma furnace. That's my method of disposal anyway, why all of my murders have remained missing persons/presumed dead after a couple decades rather than active murder investigations (also helps a ton when you stick to killing people you don't know and with no motive other than the fun and thrill of it). In short, when forensics figure out how to detect something and there's a legal precedent for counting it as evidence, change methods. Kinda like the experimental psychoactive drug scene, if the gov't bans something then simply switch it up and make an analog of it that isn't banned yet (plenty of chemicals sold from China marked "not for human consumption" are bought just for that purpose). By the time it is in 1-2 years you've already made a few million from selling it. Given at least about 10,000 possible combinations for similar effects that's plenty of employment security.
same, and I did Donate for a while, but my medications, mostly immuno-suppressants, prevent me from being able to in Canada, where I live if you didn't gather that part ;-) .
In Denmark it's usually the nurses who draw blood and perform injections, although I have had blood drawn and received injections by a doctor. I prefer the doctor by far, as they know a lot more about what the fuck they're doing. My doctor stated a few months back when giving me an injection after I commented on how I couldn't even feel it: "I know, I and a lot of other doctors disagree with the methods taught to nurses when it comes to inserting needles into flesh. The body is mostly made of soft tissue that isn't exactly fit for being jack hammered with a needle."
Tori Gratton I’m O- and had to get a shot before each of my kids were born. I think it was called rhogam. My kids were born in the late 80’s and early 90’s.
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This made him sound like Dexter gave him the script. Lmao
Dexter would be all over Jimmy ;-) -Daven
No thanks to Jimmy.
Dude, peroxide works much better for blood stains, just make sure you rinse it out better. Don't believe me? Ask a nurse.
$60,000 per gallon? That's almost as much as HP printer ink.
47f0 tell me about it. I have an HP psc 1210. I've had it for years.
It might be just me, but it really seems like printer ink is more valuable than crude oil.
$300 out the door this year just for science olympiad season printing. 951xl
722C color cart $98 Black $69 Printer $159 1995
Stronger than a Nazi Panther or Tiger tank
Hahahaha this is 100% accurate!!
As a Jimmy with A- blood, I feel targeted and am questioning my life insurance policy...
Don't worry Jimmy. You matter to all of us, even if Simon hates you. I wish you a long and happy life
@@botigamer9011 It's even better in Simon's new True Crime podcast when he talks about a Jimmy. I need to get a clip of that as my ringtone.
Think Jimmy what did you do to him? I'd be careful of take out food for a while. Poison is harder to prove.
@@kathyc3401 I grow Carolina Reapers, those are so hot that I am practically poisoning myself. Then one time I accidentally poisoned myself because I saw Raw Bitter Almonds at a Health Food store when Raw Bitter Cherry juice was a popular health food.
Natural dose not mean healthy. Caffeine, sugar and arsenic are all natural. Remember if you are using arsenic a strong odor like flowers on the table will keep people from tasting the bitter almond effect.
We are witnessing Simon's slow descent into insanity as his writers feed him increasingly strange scripts. Cabin fever is contagious guys!
I blame Karl
I think it's just all turning to Business Blaze. It looks like it's Simon's natural state - he needs to stand up, smack the script and let out all of his witty quips.
Alphadawn, he did talk kind of fast. But I thought it was interesting. Maybe he did a science video for April Fools?
@@GumusZee yeah. i like how open he is in buisness blaze but i wish he keep up with the classic style for TIFO
We are watching what happend to VSauce...
I was drinking coffee when Simon said, "When Jimmy takes too long to die on his own," and spewed coffee across my keyboard and monitor. Best laugh of the day.
My Grandfather is 98 years young this year and is O- He has been giving blood for as long as I can remember. Last summer he got an award for giving his 1000th gallon. My grandfather is my hero. This man survived the great depression. Then went on and fought in WW2 and in the Korean War. And to this day is still saving lives with donating blood.
Odd One respect
Your Grandfather IS a Hero.
The problem with this world is they do not any longer make people like your grandfather. Much respect and adoration to him :)
Bro your grandpa is giving me goals😇 respect 🙏🏼
I am O- too
I thank your Grandfather for his service!
Bless you Davin, for leaving in all of those blooper-reel moments in the final cut. Seeing Simon so flabbergasted gave me some good giggles to get me through another day of pandemic lockdown. Gotta love y'all's work. Keep being awesome.
Then you need to check out his channel business blaze
My name is actually Jimmy and 2:55 freaked me out.
EDIT: Oh shit I just got to 9:18. This is very surreal.
EDIT 2: 12:32 Wtf guys. Wtf.
RIP, sorry.
We love you Jimmy
7:33
Perhaps it's time to call yourself "James". Like the adults do.
@@rowynnecrowley1689 What? No. Jimmy is good as he is. Don't worry Jimmy, we got your back
"Who is Jimmy?"
Sssshhh, it doesn't matter any more. No more questions
Hoffa......
As soon as he said “spilling blood” an ad for menstrual pads appeared. I guess TH-cam has stepped up their targeted advertising
YAAAAAAS!!!!! I need a second to absorb that...
It's so refreshing to see someone take a comment seriously for once instead of just tossing in some stupid pun, cause that's just never classy...
Period
Ads? What are those?
@Nospam Spamisham Not Adblock itself, they long ago sold out and let ads through for money even if you tell it not to. I use ublock origin.
I got an ad for laundry detergent. XD
Safety tip for those cleaning blood: make sure the laundry detergent you use does not contain bleach. Mixing bleach and ammonia produces chlorine gas--very deadly, Jimmy! I did this once by accident--adding bleach to clothes in the washer that I had spilled ammonia on--and I was lucky to recognize immediately what I did and vamoose outta there.
Thank God you survived. We can all rest easy. And thanx for the informative tip. You probably saved many lives.
In general, it's best to avoid mixing bleach with anything. It releases chlorine or related enjoyable compounds when mixed with many things.
I think this is more of a concern with urine, which is very high in ammonia. The key to cleaning up blood is to use cold water, not hot.
Simon: "Who the hell is Jimmy?!"
Me: "One dead SOB."
Jimmy Savile, maybe...
Maybe Jimmy was once Danny's nemesis or boyfriend who wants him dead for good.
As a Jimmy I'm offended. :)
Jimmy Hoffa! Big time Union boss that disappeared in the 70s.
@@jimmym3352 I'm also a Jimmy plus I have A- blood, I feel double targeted. 🤣
Jimmy would smash that dislike button, but for some reason he's suddenly unable to.
“Who the hell is jimmy.” I died laughing 😂
Kenny's cousin....🤣
Oh poor Kenny
Jennifer J Saracino I thought it was referring to Jimmy Hoffa since the Netflix show “The Irishman” all the rage
You must be 0 neg
I didn't find it funny at all...
*hides*
I used to just like watching these videos to bone up on things I've forgotten from my school days and history facts, but today Simon proved that he is a fantastic host and an awesome guy. I will always get my knowledge on with him. Good show Simon!
Any female can tell you, COLD water gets blood out, so does hydrogen peroxide though that will take color out as well. Warm water
"sets" the stain.
Don't use too much hydrogen peroxide. Cold water with it, then slightly warm with that and bar soap. Rub in a good deal of bar soap. Gets out the blood stains like a charm, and no real color fades. (Used to have a lady problem. Never stopped, and once or twice a month on top of it I'd leave something that looked like a crime scene!)
I throw it it in the washing machine with Gain and Oxyclean.
Cold water clean setting. You don't even have to worry about treating it. Definitely don't dry it if it didn't come clean.
@@HaikatrineKat I love Oxyclean. Spray is amazing for getting stuff off surfaces too!
There's a difference between warm and hot.
@@ekramer2478 Oxyclean is essentially just solid Hydrogen Peroxide, for all intents and purposes. It's Sodium Carbonate attached to Hydrogen Peroxide, and the molecule splits back into Sodium Carbonate and Hydrogen Peroxide when dissolved in water.
It's a good way to get relatively high concentration peroxide if having a mild base and/or Sodium Chloride doesn't bother your reaction.
The peroxide oxidizes things, which bleaches stuff. Bleach (Sodium hypochlorite) does the same.
Being a person who menstruates, I have to deal with blood stains all the time.
Try pads
Wow you weirdo.
So.. a.. woman?
Yeah I was thinking that no women were finding the blood stain tips strange at all! In fact I was thinking that cold water is typically more effective than hot! Well, luke warn
@@equilibrium2359 That isn't a solution. I use pads but I still have to deal with bloodstains on a monthly basis.
1. Anyone who has a period knows how to get rid of blood stains, 2. Kenny has been replaced with Jimmy, and 3. I never thought he didn't have legs. 4. This has been a deleted scene from How to Get Away With Murder. Great episode.
As I read this the ad playing had a woman saying, "For any woman , who has worn a pair of white pants, and didn't want anything to show.". Talk about timing.
@@christelheadington1136 What's an ad? They still have those? I haven't seen one in years. Adblock/uBlock ftw.
@@fvckyoutubescensorshipandt2718 Yeah, but I turned mine off for channels I support so they get some pennies.
portantwas do you mean you turned adds ON for channels you want to support? Sorry I’m just confused and am assuming that’s what you meant ✌🏼
Or anyone who gets frequent nosebleeds. Or hemophiliacs. Pro wrestlers maybe? Bottom line: Jimmy was never heard from again.
15:30 i laughed way harder than i should. imagine going on a trip to bang and suddenly some other weird creature harvests half your blood
I wonder if the anemia makes it hard for them to get hard. lol
Horseshoe crabs don’t actually mate like humans do, instead the female lays her eggs for the male to then fertilise
I am o- and donate blood as often as i can. I also am signed up for bone marrow donation and organ and tissue donation when i die. Knowing i am O- is something i made sure my husband knows because if an emergency ever happens.
The takeaway, whoever hacked TopTenz should be aware that Simon knows how to remove blood stains from clothing.
Someone hacked Top Tenz?
@@alcarbo8613 Around the time that this video went up, TopTenz was hacked by some crypto currency scammer.
Every woman knows a few ways to remove blood from anything and many are obsessed with true crime. Maybe there are so few women serial killers bc we’re equipped with the knowledge to get away with it
So do most women lol
Simon's getting a little of his Business Blaze in his Today I Found Out.
z.browning - very funny you mention that because I was thinking about how in this video he is more opinionated and it was actually quite funny.
I really like Simon Whistler stuff, always have
But I just can’t seem to get on with ‘business blaze’
-I felt that this video was funnier then any ‘business blaze’ video
It’s a shame because I really like all the other ones he’s made.
So in the end, here now.
I suppose it just doesn’t matter and this entire “comment on a comment” insanity was actually just completely and entirely pointless and meaningless to the fullest extent.
Apologies
Because he blazed a bit of business before the recording Today I found out
I love how business blaze is slowly making its way into the rest of simon’s channels.
I'm thinking there's a whole backstory with Jimmy that we just don't know about.
Sometimes I giggle, thinking of a viewer who’s second or third learning language is English, and they hear something like “sleeping with the fishes.”
(That was always my favorite part of learning a new language, the weird saying and slang that only made sense after a long cultural explanation.)
new idea for a video: we all know that humans have participated in sexual acts with land animals. But have people had sex with marine animals such fish?
As someone who speaks english as his second language, that's is a realy easy to understand idiom especially since "sleeping" as a methaphor for death is a very common thing in many languages.
@@KerrMalygos I wasn’t trying to demean the intelligence of anyone. I was thinking back to when I was an exchange student and had to ask my Japanese teacher why certain things were said out of contex... or the double meaning of some words... or the cultural back story / pop culture references I didn’t get immediately.
“Sleeping with the fishes” isn’t hard to understand, but it made me think of other quirky slang and references that fascinates me. Some things are easy to understand at surface level, but are more involved in the culture or history of the language than you first learn.
( like someone not raised in America, or not raised watching certain movies may not know that the phrase is usually used as a joke to specifically reference Italian mobsters from the 20’s-60’s in New York City- just as an example. Not assuming anyone didn’t already know that, but it’s just an example of how some phrases can have a double meaning, or be referencing something else as a joke... etc etc)
To add to on, etc is another great example that just makes me giggle in excitement!
Etc is an abreciation of an abriviation! Most people know it means (and so on...) but it’s actually short for et cetera. This is a LATIN phrase meaning et-(and) cetera-(the rest)
So how cool is it that even most English speakers, the people who use it most- dont know it’s short for a different language’s slang!! And that English has so many other ways of saying this! (Yadda yadda, bla bla bla, and whatnot...)
It’s just fun learning things about a language that isn’t taught in textbooks or in 101 classes. They’re things you usually learn if you’re immersed and asking questions. Just so amazing and fun to me.
Again, I was never trying to insult anyone’s intelligence- and I never meant it as a underhanded comment to people who are learning English: insinuating they weren’t smart enough to figure it out- or that it was a phrase only found in the English language.
I feel like all of Simon's channels are slowly becoming more like Business Blaze. I am totally okay with this.
Same! I did notice he's more humorous here! I laughed!
Business Blaze has a power level over 9000. It is just a matter of time before it overtakes everything else Simon does.
BusinessBlaze Simon is starting to escape containment. Almost got a complete "smash that dislike button" run out of him on this one.
Yes and I agree 100!!
Everyone who's ever had a period has figured out their own tricks for removing blood by a certain point. Lol
Exactly my thoughts! I am not burning my undies every month...
Pretty sure there are no women on the internet.
I learned in phlebotomy that hydrogen peroxide will get blood out almost every time.... I’ve saved so much money since 😅
Yeah cold water works well enough for moi
Cold water and bar soap
I love the level of snark in this episode. Thanks, Mister Simon. Also some of us humans bleed monthly. That blood removal part is good for us. No murdering on the horizon.
Ok so I am not the only one who thought he was being snarky through the whole video
Also hydrogen peroxide works wonders and is easy. Be warned it can remove some colors so its best for whites
"Why would you need to get blood out of your clothes?!"
Uuuhhhhmm. Have you heard of these things called... women? They have this thing that happens every month. It's called a menstrual cycle.
It's also 2020 and there have been methods to keep the blood flow in check for decades now. If a woman runs around with absolutely nothing to absorb the blood, then I have to say that she's asking for blood stained clothes. Even if she's broke as fuck and can't afford the actual parts, then cotton doesn't cost much and if that's neither an option, then creative solutions that require nothing more than to think, is totally free of charge.
@@Arterexius Accidents happen, bro.
@@Arterexius that's a lot of words to say "I am and always be will a virgin" lmaoo
Do dudes really think we be staining our favorite undies bc we don’t want to wear period products?? LOL no my dude it’s cause the Crimson Tide likes to show up when she pleases and not a day before or after. 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
@@jadewolf22 no we don't, arterexius does.
I'll have whatever Simon was having when he shot this please. It's apparently that good stuff.
It's called "social isolation". Just stay at home for a few weeks. You'll begin to crack soon enough.
If ya haven't already, check out business blaze , if you have, legend 👍lol
Cocaine.
Too much Corona beer-it’s soo cheap now.
I'm pretty sure it's a very thick espresso with a triple shot of 5hr energy??
It took me a while to get used to Simon's speech, but now... Some days his videos are the most fun I have. Love it.
Simon has finally cracked.. he's talking murder. .
Is it wrong that I'm really enjoying Quarantine Simon slowly go completely insane?
Nah, he cracked a few months ago with the zebra sex mask. #businessblaze
I like crazy Simon
I guess he doesn't realise that also, women sometimes have to get blood out of their clothes, without having committed murder beforehand? 😂
@@IzzyTheInsane97 yes but that blood is easier to clean haha
After watching more Business Blaze I have found a new appreciation for all the other content ‘The Boy with the Blaze’ has put out in the past and present. I sit on the edge of my seat, half in anticipation and the other in astonishment, watching as Simon does not lose his absolute mind at some of the content. Thank you Mr. Whistler for helping me conjure a smile at the end of my day. Thank you to the rest of the creative team for making all this content possible across the board.
O - Willing to trade for tp.
Same!! Or N95 masks!
Haha - well played!
😂
@@FreeAmerica4Ever (Quenches your thirst)
😂😂😂😂 Same bro
O+ here. Not entirely sure which birth parent I inherited it from, thinking bio mom though. Found out adopted mom (B+) inherited hers from her dad.
It was a pretty good video, thanks. Two things I was surprised to see you didn't cover:
1) All blood genotypes are denoted by two letters (AA, Ao, BB, Bo, AB, and oo). This information can be useful for many things, including figuring out what blood type your parents are, and what blood type your children can be.
2) certain blood types from parents can create blood anomalies, and it is encouraged that the couple who have these blood types to not marry and have children
That's why Peter Steele named his band Type O negative! Okay that's neat, everyone can take O- blood that's clever
Yeah, I couldn't stop thinking about Peter Steele the whole time I watched this. He heard on the radio they were looking for type O- blood and it matched the symbol he had already tattooed on himself for the band. Type O Negative saves lives.
Yes I seen them in concert in the 90s. Nobody knows who they r I'm so glad u do
Well the last time I was somebody's type was when I donated blood.
Your business blaze attitude is slowly subsuming all of your other channels’ gravitas. I like it.
Reminds me of that Far Side comic: "The world was going down the tubes. They needed a scapegoat. They found Wayne." Except replace Wayne with "Jimmy."
The 108 people who disliked this are the friends and family of poor Jimmy. He was well-loved.
Type O-, RH-, D-, C-, E-..... there are 350 (roughly) antigens that can be on a blood cell, but only 160 are considered prevelant enough to test for once you get past D-. Yes, once in an emergency I almost died waiting 4 days for the hospital to track down blood for surgery. I have always donated my blood to be banked for emergencies or planned surgeries when I might need blood, but had a planned surgery and then ended up back in hospital with a GI bleed.
I have a surgery where I lost so much blood that I depleted the hospital's reserve of my blood type, and so they did a direct donation from my dad to me bypassing the usual screening since I was absolutely going to die by waiting. Blood's serious. Unfortunately my veins are too fragile to donate (I've tried, they won't even try since my veins are baby-sized), but get others to very often.
And if you are considered bloody stupid, is there any hope?
Loved the more casual nature of Simon in this video! So glad you didn’t edit out those hilarious moments!
7:33- I know the Jimmy he's talking about; he deserves it.
(Edit) -12:41- Trust me Simon; eff Jimmy.
This is by far my fave vids on this channel.
Your writers want me dead and you don't even remember me, Simon. I'm going back to the History Guy.
-Jimmy
Hail, Kindred Spirit! I'll see you over there tomorrow.
Patreon here.
Love the channel. Couple thoughts on improving:
1. Wish all the outtake clips would just be spliced into the end of the video. It's distracting from the "Finding Out" part
2. Ditto for the sponsor blurb, it was already mentioned at the beginning of the video. I encourage having it at the end (perhaps before the outtakes section)
@9:30
SIMON: Dead yet, Jimmy?
JIMMY:....
SIMON being. Funning
Yes... Funny... heheheeheh. Totally joking around...*nervous laughter* -Daven
Does it count of April fools' if you link to the wrong timestamp
@@TodayIFoundOut lol!
Preferably before drying, but also if recently dried, blood stains can be successfully removed by repeatedly touching the stain with a cloth moist with only cold water, repetadly rinsing the cloth between touches. When the touching ceases to yield more colour to the cloth, put the garment in your washing machine. I do this all the time.
*Sits down to watch video about blood types* “Cool, I always wondered what blood types were about”
*15 min later* “Awwww, they send the crabs back into the ocean. I’m glad they don’t have to die”
Many of the crabs die in the process. Not much keeps a low wage worker from taking too much blood, being too rough, etc. Not sure of the exact amounts, but enough to threaten the species.
I’m O+, and I’ve never been to a malaria zone, but, nice to know, Simon!
I can’t donate blood ever again, 25 years in the army and numerous deployments prohibit me from doing so. Not to mention the mandatory shots for anthrax.
What.... why would that be?
I’m curious too, what’s the link between your blood now and the quinine pills and anthrax shots?
If is okay to ask, it is a medical question after all.
Doctor Ness Prophet well, I just did some research and apparently it isn’t true for the anthrax, as long as you received all 4 shots, which I did but I still can’t give blood because I lived in Europe between 1980 - 1990. (I lived in Germany from 1986-1989 and 2004-2010) the thing with the anthrax was if at any time you didn’t get your scheduled shot and missed one, you had to start the series all over again. Thankfully, that didn’t happen to me.
Doctor Ness Prophet we took mefloquine once a week on Mondays. It would give us very vivid dreams and nightmares. Not to mention some physical side effects. It’s no longer allowed to be prescribed to our special forces because in some people it can cause suicidal thoughts.
Those anthrax shots burn like hell. Every time I got into the middle east they re-do them. I could probably eat anthrax powder at this point
This was a much better explanation than how they teach it in school! THANK YOU!
I love it when Simon breaks 😬
Your videos have become so much more entertaining. Simon seems like an ace dude. Very down to earth.
In my life i have donated 5 gallons. Every 6 weeks for years. Got the t shirt to prove it. 😜
Wtf
Hat's off to you mate!
Don't lie. You bought that shirt at the Salvation Army for $3:50. Just kidding.
justinjex1 Great big thanks to you and people like you. You guys are the reason I am still alive. This is as close to I can get to thanking the people whose blood I have received over the years, so I truly am grateful. To everyone else, please donate if you can. You will help more than you'll ever know.❤
justinjex1 Ten gallon donor here; I'm a B- with no CMV infections. That means, I am in high demand for anyone immunocompromised, along with premature babies, infants, urn patients, and AIDS patients. Been donating since I was in high school - both parents were regular donors, mom an O- and dad an AB- . Have donated twice since beginning of January, because I knew as COVID got more into the general population, I might not be able to donate later if I got the bug.
There seems to be something wrong with the texting of this episode, it doesn't stop during the ad read. In any case I really appreciate channels taking the time to text their stuff as I suffer from APD (Auditory Processing Disorder) that's basically like dyslexia but for hearing. Sometimes my brain just refuses to interpret the words correctly which is annoying but sometimes has hilarious results. Thank you for the text though, that was my main point.
I think you should do the podcast every single day until corona fest is over. I need entertainment!
I'm enjoying my apocalypse vacation with Simon
I'll admit, Coronafest kinda made me laugh out loud a little.
Dude. Coronafest. Why. WHY did no one else in my life use that yet???
"I'd assumed they were just killed"
I'm glad he's not in charge of human blood donations...
Good thing horseshoe crabs normally survive the donation process. Unfortunately, crabs that have been bled, may survive their release but are weaker, and a significant number die.
Nothing beats Simon stopping the video halfway, to look up how to pronounce amoebocytes.
Except, for the guy, who's beating poor Jimmy to death. 😂😂
Love how Davin just pastes his image over Simon's head while correcting the ad read 😆
Anyone else miss seeing/hearing Davin in things?
Simon asks aloud, "How do you clean spilled blood? "
Immediately followed by advertising for Pinesol. Largish guy scrubbing bathtub...
Me, "Oh no, they couldn't have done that on purpose..."
I desperately hope, this doesn't get buried...
Not only was this video extremely interesting and educational, but you sir, Simon, are very funny !!!
You sure do giggle alot at the mention of maiming and murdering.... I approve
Scott, Davin, Sam & Simon this is one of your most exceptional vids! The writing is funny, Simon your interpretation of the writing is a riot, Sam your editing is hysterical! OMG Simon you had me howling with your delivery of the clothing promo. Outstanding as always guys!
7:05 All the White Blood Cells in "Cells at Work" use Combat Knifes.
Just found that show recently. It's awesome!
@@kari7403 There's a doctor that does great reaction vids for this. Here's his playlist.
th-cam.com/play/PLaAsA2s3QNBcZlyiwnCICDE_ePlIjW1y0.html
I got a real good kick out of seeing your personality shine through in this episode!!
Nice cameo by Daven for the plug.
I cannot be the only one who finds it hilarious when Simon, normally oh so composed, completely loses it on camera? I watched the video about the fire burning for 50+ years the other day, and it was an absolute joy. Same here.
More Simon bloopers!
"Twenty!" Seamless dubbing!
Simon I love when you have fun with your subjects. 👍 Hope everyone there is doing well. Love from SE Louisiana. 🥰
Oh yeah, Jimmy's gonna get what's coming to him now
Jimmies rustled
@@emperortbw402 Especially us Jimmies with A- blood... 🤣
Omg Simon you were amazing in this! I didn’t care about the blood but you kept me interested until then end! Rock on
Well it seems like self isolation isn’t treating simon so well... 😬
I don’t really know why but he seems to be reacting to the script a lot more than usual and I like this a lot more tbh :)
Business blaze, do it lol
Watch Business Blaze! You won't be sorry.
Julie Bailey oh wow he has more channels
@@Kellestial yes quite a few, but for my money Business Blaze is the best?! You can also check out Biographics, TopTenz, Geographics that should keep you busy for a while.
"Is it going to be horseshoe crab"
*Skips video and sees horse shoe crab graphic*
"Yeah it's horse shoe crab"
It's actually kinda crazy how blood types work. The fact that we're all humans and someone with a different blood type can't save another person, unless they're a universal donor lol
Yeah, as a blood transfusion lab tech I often find myself explaining to people that there's actually no truly "universal" donor. Even Oneg blood can cause reactions or elicit an immune response. There are many other antigens out there.
Well one blood type can get saved by anybody
@@boho3785 also not really true.
@David Burgin I'm sorry David
@@adriancoetzee65 There is a "Universal" blood donor but they are incredibly rare its called Rhnull blood and can be used by everyone in the RH system,i don't know if it can be used by people in the ABO blood groups but it wont give a negative reaction because it has NO antigens in it ... the problem is that since 1961 only 40 people have ever been found to have it,it is extremely rare and incredibly valuable..
As a person with AB+ blood, I always figured donating blood wasn’t that useful, but now I learned my plasma is actually quite useful. My life has new meaning now.
Simon's face when he says "SMASH that like button " 😳 then realises it's not Business Blaze 🤣😂
I am literally speechless. Bravo!
The last bit about crabs was very disconcerting, I felt like there was a whole lot of 'disconcerting' laboratory testing left out that has been left to our imagination!
Hands down. This is the most enjoyable video I have seen from you guys. I giggled and laughed more in this, than 5 pure factual videos you have created. Thank you.
This one has me in stitches! The writing was brilliant. 😂
Please give a shout out to your laboratory staff. They work very hard and their work contributes to 70% of doctors diagnosis.
What’s the back story I must have missed that explains why we hate jimmy?
Ps: drop dead Jimmy!
Fuck Jimmy.
@qwyzl Jimmy can go swim with the fishes
Jimmy is way worse than Steve ever was. He makes Steve look like a scholar and a gentleman. ;-) -Daven
"Handy tips for murder"
Or when you have a period
9:25 The blood red clothing comment reminded me of Deadpool 😂
One of the funniest narrations you have made Simon. I enjoy all your presentations, keep up the good work.
Jimmy: *exists*
Simon: "I'm about to end this whole man"
Normie
I think this is my favorite video on this channel so far. Can't believe I missed it for some reason.
Me: Hey Google.
Google: Listening...
Me: Where is a good place to find horseshoe crab?
Google: I found 3 places near you that serves crab.
Me: 😒
Google is always listening and watching......hmmmmm
Horseshoe Crabs live on the east coast of the US.
The incredulousness of Simon's editorializing brings me joy every time
Does Jimmy owe Daven money? Did he steal Daven's lunch? Enquiring minds want to know!
Jimmy knows what he did. ;-) -Daven
Lmao!
This was a wonderful video, all around. Perfect for sheltering in place.
Simon: "Burn those clothes."
Also Simon: Aides murderers
Aides police and law.
Forensics have been able to prove blood presence on surfaces and clothes even if they’ve been washed clean for decades, it’s easier to prove someone did a murder and covered it up rather than it being an accident, or transfer from providing assistance.
Same principle applies to burning evidence. Burning the evidence doesn’t destroy it, it just turns it into other evidence.
Police want folks to be stupid enough to try and cover up the crime. Coverups are easy to argue and prove, mistakes and lapses of judgement are much harder.
@@DoctorProph3t Turn it into vapor with no ash, good luck recovering it in a windy area. Bleach also makes DNA unreadable. Simple tricks to thwart sophisticated science. Only reason that 65% of murders are still solved is because they are done by idiots, most with 0 planning and with targets socially connected to them (best to kill someone you don't know at all that lives far from you, random murders with no apparent motive are seldom ever solved).
If anything those murderers should be getting medals, they are helping with the overpopulation problem (what covid-19 would be doing if it wasn't allowed to wreck the global economy instead).
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Like molecular acid? Yeah, no matter the material there’s always a trace residue, lawyer argues the body and weapon aren’t found because you destroyed the evidence with acids, here’s forensic reports on his bathtub testing positive for congruent trace elements, and carbon 14 atoms, proving that what was dissolved was an organic biological mass.
Can’t mistake a tub of acid melting meat.
Ya think you’re smart, but you just played right into their hand lol.
@@DoctorProph3t Was thinking more of turning corpses into calcium oxide clinkers (basically look like any other rock used to make sandpaper) with a home brew plasma furnace. That's my method of disposal anyway, why all of my murders have remained missing persons/presumed dead after a couple decades rather than active murder investigations (also helps a ton when you stick to killing people you don't know and with no motive other than the fun and thrill of it).
In short, when forensics figure out how to detect something and there's a legal precedent for counting it as evidence, change methods. Kinda like the experimental psychoactive drug scene, if the gov't bans something then simply switch it up and make an analog of it that isn't banned yet (plenty of chemicals sold from China marked "not for human consumption" are bought just for that purpose). By the time it is in 1-2 years you've already made a few million from selling it. Given at least about 10,000 possible combinations for similar effects that's plenty of employment security.
This is honestly the best video Simon has ever done.
I'm sporting that O Negative blood type.
O+
How very interesting. So, are you single?
Me too, but I have a morbid fear of needled
same, and I did Donate for a while, but my medications, mostly immuno-suppressants, prevent me from being able to in Canada, where I live if you didn't gather that part ;-) .
"When a doctor draws your blood. . .". As if. Never.
Try "When a phlebotomist draws your blood." Front-line workers making $13 an hour.
Unless they're from the Southeastern US, and then it'd be around $10 an hour.
In Denmark it's usually the nurses who draw blood and perform injections, although I have had blood drawn and received injections by a doctor. I prefer the doctor by far, as they know a lot more about what the fuck they're doing. My doctor stated a few months back when giving me an injection after I commented on how I couldn't even feel it:
"I know, I and a lot of other doctors disagree with the methods taught to nurses when it comes to inserting needles into flesh. The body is mostly made of soft tissue that isn't exactly fit for being jack hammered with a needle."
They leave less bruises anyways
Arterexius
Agreed. When administered by a doctor, shots, drawing blood, and the like are hardly an inconvenience and can’t really be noticed.
Not if you've got veins like mine, then it's a doctor every time.
My sister is named Jenn and I have children. So my sister Anti Jenn is the reason blood is evil.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU'RE SOOOO FUNNY!!!~ 🤣🤣
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(Jk I chuckled at this lol)
I accept this was a bad joke but I couldn’t pass it up. My sis found it hilarious. 🤪
@@Meiabell I thought it was funny too lol
I see whatcha did there...
I'm a Jen, and my sibling has kids... And now you're telling me I'm AuntiJen!!
The way you guys do these videos are beautiful. Thank you for being so entertaining!
The Business Blaze vibe coming through on this video
I thought the same thing.
He has spent too much time, due to this virus thing, cooped up with Jimmy.
This video went in far more directions than I expected
My mum's O neg and I am O+ you missed the risk of her blood attacking her successive pregnancies without the Anti D shot (70s baby)
Tori Gratton I’m O- and had to get a shot before each of my kids were born. I think it was called rhogam. My kids were born in the late 80’s and early 90’s.