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#holdup #thisvideowillmakeyousayholdup
Never Ask!
A woman: her age
A man: his salary
Mojang: how they got the dog death sound
Its simple I just killed a dog and recorded it then I sold it to em.
@@johnjohnjohnson7720 Hol' Up
OP is a meme stealer and a serial reposter.
The original was posted on ULTIMATE MINECRAFT MEMES 2 by Brody Hepinstall.
@@TheHotBlade Talking to me, meme pog or the video itself?
@@johnjohnjohnson7720 You're fine, that was directed to MemePog.
Me: quickscopes the annoying 12 year old that has been trash talking me all day
Everyone else at the daycare: **confused screaming**
idk if it's different where you're from, but i'm 99% sure that 12 yr olds don't go to daycare
@@firestar3963 nor do serial killers but it works best for the joke
Well if your able to quickscope irl then you must be using an air soft gun so 👍
That post-nut clarity is…actually some really good advice.
It really is...
Post-nut clarity? What is it and how do i get it?
@@enderdrane think about what it is that you would do with stupid amounts of money.
Then. Beat your meat. Maybe shower, and take a nap. Then check if you still want that same thing.
It’s making me think, maybe I should do it before any major steps in life.
@@enderdrane Beat yo meat. That feeling of regret and self conciousness after is post nut clarity
“I’m not even 20, what’s your excuse”
Me: “the sun was in my eyes”
me: i didn't get screwed by the VA Home Loans dept
I'm free, don't owe anything to anyone and nobody tells me what to do, what's your excuse?
@Samuel C. This is true but I have a home, a comfortable income and a pleasant life living the way I want to. What kind of a job is doing whatever you're told for a grown man? I don't want to tell anyone what to do and if the commander in chief gave me an order, I could tell him to f*ck off so that means, in the ridiculous hierarchy they have, that I outrank him.
Kind of like how they all have Cameros and Mustangs. They think it makes them look cool but we all know they went through some sketchy loan center their CO “recommended” and they bought their car with no money down and 22% interest. I know some people in this situation not only with cars but their houses as well. The military needs to coach these people better.
@@fieryjalapenos4442 projection 😂🤣😂🤣 🤡
32:39 the ending was sad AF.
😭😭😭
Never Ask!
A woman: her age
A man: his salary
A speedrunner: His/her tactics
Mojang: how they got the panda death sound.
@@vampyrgod9622 and the cat or dog
What the dog doin
@@vampyrgod9622 Kinda know now, Fortunately it didn’t go wrong.
A Roadmen: How many pronouns there are.
The last one was just sad, it made me cry😭 good video tho👍🏻
It actually was really was sad :/
So I wasn't the only one!
that last one hit all the feels man.
Fr!
The dinosaur one at the end got me crying
Here’s one:
Your teacher: Allow me to demonstrate today’s lesson. Do I have any volunteers to help me with it?
The lesson: *Sex Ed*
Me: I will
The teacher: no you're not qualified
@@pissapocalypse lol imagine you go “O- ok I will” and then he says “Ok but I’m not teaching gay sex right now.
@@huntermc94 I'm a girl lol
@@pissapocalypse lmao so let’s say it was a boy saying ok
Fellow percy Jackson fan
28:34 Only three of the four smokestacks actually connected to the furnaces on the Titanic. The fourth was a vent from the kitchen. The drawing shows all four as working smokestacks.
Maybe someone burned the dinner in the oven.
@@petrmaly9087 true
Fun Fact! Humpty Dumpty was a cannon. It fell from the wall during battle and split on impact. They welded it back together and tried to use it again. It couldn't handle the compression anymore and misfired.
0:32 So basically, thanks too your weird hatred for cartoons, your entire class and teacher was completely traumatized by live footage of a plane, hijacked by terrorists, full of innocent men,woman, and children, crash into a tower, which was also full of innocent people.
Well, we don't know if all of them were actually innocent but yes, that's pretty much it
@@cheese-and-ricemooney7487 I said "terrorists"
@@amazingalex7439YT he meant the people on the planes and the tower
Perhaps
@@cheese-and-ricemooney7487 Oh my GOD. *ANYONE* is innocent when compared to a terrorist, does it even matter?
Why do the Japanese have this funny dramatic photo meme, and all we get are people planking?
The last one was totally so messed up and so true
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You got poison - *panic*
You have Milk - *calm*
It's real life - *panic*
Its real life - calm
@@overloadgames972 Yeah cz being panic won't change outcome
I have a goats kidney -*extreme calm*
@@demoknighttf2756 WT 😂😂
@@optimusgamerpro8825 it's a Harry potter thing
3:01 Karens are getting really desperate this days.
12:50 That was unexpectedly wholesome
17:19 guess you can say he's.. *on a roll*
Last time I had sx it felt like the 100M olympics final
Over in 10s?
Nah, 8 b men and a gun
I died
33:15 "and you're not allowed within 10 feet of the elementary school"
meanwhile the actual text: and you're not allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school
haha I'm so fune
Ok
Sorry to disappoint, but the listed timestamp doesn't appear in the video.
2:57 did someone saw that he chopped the head just for ,,!'' ? Or he used someone who was decapitated during this war or something..
That last one was just depressing...
Oh that last one is heartbreaking! lmao
30:30
That Rick Rolled us.
Scrolled down to find out the joke, but even with the Rick Rolled hint it still took me two more looks to figure it out. Well done! And thank you!
This was epic
Like you
@@onehotcrocc.3268 why thank you
@@snazzygoldfish9912 you welcome
This comment thread is so wholesome
The longest drum solo is the funniest thing ever... There are some real "John Mulaney, what's new pussycat"-vibes
12:08 I got an ad for toothpaste as soon as that meme finished
9:44
Probably join them/him/her XD
14:52
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY FIRST AND FAVORITE POKEMON GAME HERE!
I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE IT HERE!
Also as soon as I read that I laughed so much the first time because it was easy to understand where she put them, however she tecnically would have been arrested if this game was more like the real life because the character is only 15 years old and she's a adult XD
Why would you become a killer because your friend is a sociopath
That last one was just sad T_T
2:48 seconds is perfection
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Mincraft players:"I cant wait for aquatic update!"
Mojang:Mob update
The last one hits hard
Fr, Holmes
12:24 perfect for Halloween
Or thanksgiving
alright the last one was actually depressing-
Fr, NGL
Hol’ up
@Walter hol up
Hol' up
Chotto matte
@@RelaxDia278 Warte...
"IM NOT EVEN 20! What's your excuse?" I live in Britain where houses aren't the size of Jupiter.
13:09
First of all, is that barbara cosplay?
Second, who would all decline? (a genuine quuestion) 🤚
Third, who would consider accepting? (also a genuine question) 🤚
I'd accept
I'd accept
I'd accept
Yeet
Hol' Up
6:08 *ROASTED 🔥🔥🔥🔥*
fun fact: no one watched the whole video yet
Here right
I did i put it on 2 times speed
*puts on max speed*
Almost finished xd
Cap I watch it all in slow motion
My God this is hilarious! Thank you
1:00 Pretty sure I would do that too.
Imagine being cool
30:31 I just now caught the reference in the meme, my brain is so slow for not seeing that sooner
I don't get it
@Hunter S it's a rick roll that's not written as one
9:03 when you’re one turn away from solving your rubik’s cube
5:08 *To The GUILLOTINE!* ~ OverSimplified!Robespiere
13:12 dragon looks like she's ready for round 2
Hol'up.
11:20 i've been in the same situation as danny except im 30 and my girlfriend is 20.
ruined my 10 year anniversary as well
I don’t want to like this comment but I feel like you’re joking and if so then this is fucking funny
@@Corneelius ok but what if he’s not joking
Like fr my parents are almost 10 years apart
@@Corneelius Why thank you for the like kind person
i like the festive dinner one, would be epic at a convention
The 10 year anniversary with the 19 year old got me. That was good.
The last one really got me in the feels
3:06 got me laughing pretty good. Great joke.
26:12
Plot twist: He is holding a DNA test result.
the pokemon one LMAO I remember that and didnt know what it ment until now LMAOOOO
0:49 You know TH-cam censorship is bad when content creators have to censor a f***king date
13:15 as a wise man once said that dragon looks forward to a round 2
This is a amazing video!
3:06 that one there was a violation
WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED 4:08
Phuc had me CRYING!!!
12:22 no way I'm not cooking that next lmaooo
"if you are crying, send me something sad"
32:48 NGL that shit made me sad! What an ending! I mean, yeah, but WOW! Makes me feel a certain kinda way fr
... I hate you for that last one... lol
When you're humor is so twisted. This becomes a try not to laugh challenge
4:10 I honestly was thinking it was gonna be the other finger paint meme.
Y'all done been Rick rolled.
5:54 I- LMFAO
14:45
Maaaaan the shit they got away with in kids games.
12:24 That surprised me alot
Wait a second
Fuwst reepway!
@@-Lobotomy- *fuwst weepwy
9:27
"If you are eating, send me a BITE."
-Ahhhh, I love to be french. :)
16:23 seems like a South Park reference if you've watched it.
The first one I cried because it's so true, yet funny
11:25 got me deadd he is not just a doctor btw 😭😭
0:57 such a genius nick
Best way to spend my time BSing at work
4:07
that got me after a while XD
me: *gets first kill of the game*
everyone else at the football game:
30:30
Gotta be the best rick roll that EVER rick rolled me.
32:21 wow i thought my life was Meaningless, but it turns out that i was wrong. Their life is meaningless when even a legit statue hates them
Girl paralyzed learns to walk gets hit by car and paralyzed again. God said “I said stay tf down”
"Why don't the kids of today go outside?"
Me, who is not a kid but in the same boat: "Because we're in a Pandemic under lockdown."
My excuse is that I’m not going to buy a house when I don’t need it, I am fine with earning my 40 grand a year no tax. I’m 13 sucker.
Probably not first, but humpty dumpty was actually a large cannon that couldnt be repaired after it fell.
13:22 *FBI WANTS TO KNOW UNCLE'S LOCATION!*
8:53 isn't that the house from gta v when you 1st steal the car as Franklin
3:07 LMAO
duuuuuude you cant end with THAAATTTT!!!!!!!
3:04 murdered by words
"if you are on the toilet, send me taco bell"
Usefulness
to claire: the man literally told you what he wanted and you didnt listen. Sometimes men just want to b listened to.
That this is France we decapatate kings really got me
30:30 I mean if you got rick rolled on that one... you have to be smart so I take it as a win :)
2:39 Why does that sound like something that the Australian Government would actually say?
22:57 lemon demon: I am four perallel universes asked of you.
Lost at 17:42 and ngl I'm still losing my shit laughing