@Samuel C. This is true but I have a home, a comfortable income and a pleasant life living the way I want to. What kind of a job is doing whatever you're told for a grown man? I don't want to tell anyone what to do and if the commander in chief gave me an order, I could tell him to f*ck off so that means, in the ridiculous hierarchy they have, that I outrank him.
Kind of like how they all have Cameros and Mustangs. They think it makes them look cool but we all know they went through some sketchy loan center their CO “recommended” and they bought their car with no money down and 22% interest. I know some people in this situation not only with cars but their houses as well. The military needs to coach these people better.
@@enderdrane think about what it is that you would do with stupid amounts of money. Then. Beat your meat. Maybe shower, and take a nap. Then check if you still want that same thing.
28:34 Only three of the four smokestacks actually connected to the furnaces on the Titanic. The fourth was a vent from the kitchen. The drawing shows all four as working smokestacks.
Fun Fact! Humpty Dumpty was a cannon. It fell from the wall during battle and split on impact. They welded it back together and tried to use it again. It couldn't handle the compression anymore and misfired.
0:32 So basically, thanks too your weird hatred for cartoons, your entire class and teacher was completely traumatized by live footage of a plane, hijacked by terrorists, full of innocent men,woman, and children, crash into a tower, which was also full of innocent people.
9:44 Probably join them/him/her XD 14:52 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY FIRST AND FAVORITE POKEMON GAME HERE! I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE IT HERE! Also as soon as I read that I laughed so much the first time because it was easy to understand where she put them, however she tecnically would have been arrested if this game was more like the real life because the character is only 15 years old and she's a adult XD
33:15 "and you're not allowed within 10 feet of the elementary school" meanwhile the actual text: and you're not allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school haha I'm so fune
13:09 First of all, is that barbara cosplay? Second, who would all decline? (a genuine quuestion) 🤚 Third, who would consider accepting? (also a genuine question) 🤚
25:02 my asian parents after seeing him on the news: AIYA, LOOK AT HIM LAH. HE ONLY DE 36 YEAR OLD, AND ALREADY LIVED 20 TIMES YOUR MAXIMUM POTENTIAL. WHAT THE HAIL LAH? GO GET A JOB LAH, OR I SEND YOU TO JESUS. BECOME DE DOCTOR, LAWYER, AND ENGINEER BEFORE YOU TURN 10 LAH OR FIND A NEW FAMILY. tsk
Not even 20...the house had to be seriously cheap and in need of repairs for a 20 year old enlisted soldier earning less than $2,000 a month to afford it. The military will not make you rich and it certainly won't pay enlisted personnel enough to afford a multiple bedroom, single family home in the burbs. If it's in good condition I'm guessing his wife's family bought them the house as a wedding gift because they knew he couldn't.
Do you want to know how to ruin a date/first date? Go to the table and yell; “YOU CHEATER I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! fake cry and run away
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Never Ask!
A woman: her age
A man: his salary
Mojang: how they got the dog death sound
Its simple I just killed a dog and recorded it then I sold it to em.
@@johnjohnjohnson7720 Hol' Up
OP is a meme stealer and a serial reposter.
The original was posted on ULTIMATE MINECRAFT MEMES 2 by Brody Hepinstall.
@@TheHotBlade Talking to me, meme pog or the video itself?
@@johnjohnjohnson7720 You're fine, that was directed to MemePog.
Me: quickscopes the annoying 12 year old that has been trash talking me all day
Everyone else at the daycare: **confused screaming**
idk if it's different where you're from, but i'm 99% sure that 12 yr olds don't go to daycare
@@firestar3963 nor do serial killers but it works best for the joke
Well if your able to quickscope irl then you must be using an air soft gun so 👍
“I’m not even 20, what’s your excuse”
Me: “the sun was in my eyes”
me: i didn't get screwed by the VA Home Loans dept
I'm free, don't owe anything to anyone and nobody tells me what to do, what's your excuse?
@Samuel C. This is true but I have a home, a comfortable income and a pleasant life living the way I want to. What kind of a job is doing whatever you're told for a grown man? I don't want to tell anyone what to do and if the commander in chief gave me an order, I could tell him to f*ck off so that means, in the ridiculous hierarchy they have, that I outrank him.
Kind of like how they all have Cameros and Mustangs. They think it makes them look cool but we all know they went through some sketchy loan center their CO “recommended” and they bought their car with no money down and 22% interest. I know some people in this situation not only with cars but their houses as well. The military needs to coach these people better.
@@fieryjalapenos4442 projection 😂🤣😂🤣 🤡
That post-nut clarity is…actually some really good advice.
It really is...
Post-nut clarity? What is it and how do i get it?
@@enderdrane think about what it is that you would do with stupid amounts of money.
Then. Beat your meat. Maybe shower, and take a nap. Then check if you still want that same thing.
It’s making me think, maybe I should do it before any major steps in life.
@@enderdrane Beat yo meat. That feeling of regret and self conciousness after is post nut clarity
32:39 the ending was sad AF.
😭😭😭
The last one was just sad, it made me cry😭 good video tho👍🏻
It actually was really was sad :/
So I wasn't the only one!
Never Ask!
A woman: her age
A man: his salary
A speedrunner: His/her tactics
Mojang: how they got the panda death sound.
@@vampyrgod9622 and the cat or dog
What the dog doin
@@vampyrgod9622 Kinda know now, Fortunately it didn’t go wrong.
A Roadmen: How many pronouns there are.
that last one hit all the feels man.
Fr!
Here’s one:
Your teacher: Allow me to demonstrate today’s lesson. Do I have any volunteers to help me with it?
The lesson: *Sex Ed*
Me: I will
The teacher: no you're not qualified
@@pissapocalypse lol imagine you go “O- ok I will” and then he says “Ok but I’m not teaching gay sex right now.
@@huntermc94 I'm a girl lol
@@pissapocalypse lmao so let’s say it was a boy saying ok
Fellow percy Jackson fan
The dinosaur one at the end got me crying
28:34 Only three of the four smokestacks actually connected to the furnaces on the Titanic. The fourth was a vent from the kitchen. The drawing shows all four as working smokestacks.
Maybe someone burned the dinner in the oven.
@@petrmaly9087 true
The last one was totally so messed up and so true
Fun Fact! Humpty Dumpty was a cannon. It fell from the wall during battle and split on impact. They welded it back together and tried to use it again. It couldn't handle the compression anymore and misfired.
Why do the Japanese have this funny dramatic photo meme, and all we get are people planking?
#dailydoseofmemes
You got poison - *panic*
You have Milk - *calm*
It's real life - *panic*
Its real life - calm
@@overloadgames972 Yeah cz being panic won't change outcome
I have a goats kidney -*extreme calm*
@@demoknighttf2756 WT 😂😂
@@optimusgamerpro8825 it's a Harry potter thing
0:32 So basically, thanks too your weird hatred for cartoons, your entire class and teacher was completely traumatized by live footage of a plane, hijacked by terrorists, full of innocent men,woman, and children, crash into a tower, which was also full of innocent people.
Well, we don't know if all of them were actually innocent but yes, that's pretty much it
@@cheese-and-ricemooney7487 I said "terrorists"
@@amazingalex7439YT he meant the people on the planes and the tower
Perhaps
@@cheese-and-ricemooney7487 Oh my GOD. *ANYONE* is innocent when compared to a terrorist, does it even matter?
12:50 That was unexpectedly wholesome
Oh that last one is heartbreaking! lmao
3:01 Karens are getting really desperate this days.
17:19 guess you can say he's.. *on a roll*
9:44
Probably join them/him/her XD
14:52
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY FIRST AND FAVORITE POKEMON GAME HERE!
I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE IT HERE!
Also as soon as I read that I laughed so much the first time because it was easy to understand where she put them, however she tecnically would have been arrested if this game was more like the real life because the character is only 15 years old and she's a adult XD
Why would you become a killer because your friend is a sociopath
33:15 "and you're not allowed within 10 feet of the elementary school"
meanwhile the actual text: and you're not allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school
haha I'm so fune
Ok
Sorry to disappoint, but the listed timestamp doesn't appear in the video.
This was epic
Like you
@@onehotcrocc.3268 why thank you
@@snazzygoldfish9912 you welcome
This comment thread is so wholesome
12:08 I got an ad for toothpaste as soon as that meme finished
The longest drum solo is the funniest thing ever... There are some real "John Mulaney, what's new pussycat"-vibes
That last one was just depressing...
Last time I had sx it felt like the 100M olympics final
Over in 10s?
Nah, 8 b men and a gun
I died
2:48 seconds is perfection
30:30
That Rick Rolled us.
Scrolled down to find out the joke, but even with the Rick Rolled hint it still took me two more looks to figure it out. Well done! And thank you!
13:12 dragon looks like she's ready for round 2
12:24 perfect for Halloween
Or thanksgiving
#dailydoseofmemes
Mincraft players:"I cant wait for aquatic update!"
Mojang:Mob update
"IM NOT EVEN 20! What's your excuse?" I live in Britain where houses aren't the size of Jupiter.
13:09
First of all, is that barbara cosplay?
Second, who would all decline? (a genuine quuestion) 🤚
Third, who would consider accepting? (also a genuine question) 🤚
I'd accept
I'd accept
I'd accept
Yeet
32:48 NGL that shit made me sad! What an ending! I mean, yeah, but WOW! Makes me feel a certain kinda way fr
The last one hits hard
Fr, Holmes
That last one was just sad T_T
30:31 I just now caught the reference in the meme, my brain is so slow for not seeing that sooner
I don't get it
@Hunter S it's a rick roll that's not written as one
6:08 *ROASTED 🔥🔥🔥🔥*
1:00 Pretty sure I would do that too.
Hol’ up
@Walter hol up
Hol' up
Chotto matte
@@RealReadOutLoud Warte...
My God this is hilarious! Thank you
i like the festive dinner one, would be epic at a convention
alright the last one was actually depressing-
Fr, NGL
12:24 That surprised me alot
11:20 i've been in the same situation as danny except im 30 and my girlfriend is 20.
ruined my 10 year anniversary as well
I don’t want to like this comment but I feel like you’re joking and if so then this is fucking funny
@@Corneelius ok but what if he’s not joking
Like fr my parents are almost 10 years apart
@@Corneelius Why thank you for the like kind person
3:06 that one there was a violation
The last one really got me in the feels
fun fact: no one watched the whole video yet
Here right
I did i put it on 2 times speed
*puts on max speed*
Almost finished xd
Cap I watch it all in slow motion
9:03 when you’re one turn away from solving your rubik’s cube
3:06 got me laughing pretty good. Great joke.
5:08 *To The GUILLOTINE!* ~ OverSimplified!Robespiere
... I hate you for that last one... lol
Imagine being cool
The 10 year anniversary with the 19 year old got me. That was good.
This is a amazing video!
13:15 as a wise man once said that dragon looks forward to a round 2
4:10 I honestly was thinking it was gonna be the other finger paint meme.
Phuc had me CRYING!!!
the pokemon one LMAO I remember that and didnt know what it ment until now LMAOOOO
11:25 got me deadd he is not just a doctor btw 😭😭
WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED 4:08
Hol' Up
12:49 Okay but- Yes? Thought that was gonna be bad but tbh i loved that
12:23 is amazing. I love it.
12:22 no way I'm not cooking that next lmaooo
26:12
Plot twist: He is holding a DNA test result.
"Why don't the kids of today go outside?"
Me, who is not a kid but in the same boat: "Because we're in a Pandemic under lockdown."
That last one was very sad
The first one I cried because it's so true, yet funny
3:04 murdered by words
0:07 That's not a house, its a train station.
25:02
my asian parents after seeing him on the news: AIYA, LOOK AT HIM LAH. HE ONLY DE 36 YEAR OLD, AND ALREADY LIVED 20 TIMES YOUR MAXIMUM POTENTIAL. WHAT THE HAIL LAH? GO GET A JOB LAH, OR I SEND YOU TO JESUS. BECOME DE DOCTOR, LAWYER, AND ENGINEER BEFORE YOU TURN 10 LAH OR FIND A NEW FAMILY. tsk
16:23 seems like a South Park reference if you've watched it.
0:49 You know TH-cam censorship is bad when content creators have to censor a f***king date
Hol'up.
When you're humor is so twisted. This becomes a try not to laugh challenge
22:38 There. now they are safe to eat.
I haven’t seen that llama in ages
4:07
that got me after a while XD
Not even 20...the house had to be seriously cheap and in need of repairs for a 20 year old enlisted soldier earning less than $2,000 a month to afford it. The military will not make you rich and it certainly won't pay enlisted personnel enough to afford a multiple bedroom, single family home in the burbs. If it's in good condition I'm guessing his wife's family bought them the house as a wedding gift because they knew he couldn't.
"if you are crying, send me something sad"
0:56 He has a point.
14:45
Maaaaan the shit they got away with in kids games.
9:27
"If you are eating, send me a BITE."
-Ahhhh, I love to be french. :)
Best way to spend my time BSing at work
3:37 that is the best one ever. Aye soldier go to the skies with the pies.
to claire: the man literally told you what he wanted and you didnt listen. Sometimes men just want to b listened to.
18:45 Yep, clear as mud
The last one was so sad
3:31 he’s gonna go for the eagles next
5:54 I- LMFAO
Girl paralyzed learns to walk gets hit by car and paralyzed again. God said “I said stay tf down”
13:22 *FBI WANTS TO KNOW UNCLE'S LOCATION!*
Da last one was heartwarming and sad.
0:55
Somehow Salomon the wise returned
That last one was so sad...
Do you want to know how to ruin a date/first date?
Go to the table and yell; “YOU CHEATER I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! fake cry and run away
32:49 I’m kinda tearbendimg
The reason why the rhyme never said Humpty Dumpty was an egg, was because Humpty Dumpty WASN'T an egg. Humpty Dumpty was a cannon.
17:57 nonownership bias? Not sure what you would call that 😂