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  • @hexagonalchaos
    @hexagonalchaos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    23:22 “have you simply considered not breathing?” -zote the mighty, a knight of great renown.

  • @jamescollierii8499
    @jamescollierii8499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Of course flames don’t have shadows, they’re the light source.

    • @ze_SillyBS
      @ze_SillyBS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      b r o

    • @buzthebee6811
      @buzthebee6811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      b r o

    • @apigeon8329
      @apigeon8329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I never thought of it like that tbh

    • @Ihatetheindiansandfrench
      @Ihatetheindiansandfrench 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I never realized why
      B r o

    • @Hye.3346
      @Hye.3346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what if there is a other light source next to the flame?

  • @kgbofficer5629
    @kgbofficer5629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Remember when this guy was kid friendly lol

    • @neptune8880
      @neptune8880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That baby is adorable, can I have its hand in marriage?

    • @chicknblade449
      @chicknblade449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ikr, the baby is cute

    • @projectember728
      @projectember728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      r/cursedcomments

    • @ninjaboy0026
      @ninjaboy0026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No

    • @McDawg_
      @McDawg_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@projectember728 not that cursed, I sure do the cursing

  • @hellothere4
    @hellothere4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:48 hello- *gets arrested *

  • @teeth_denier
    @teeth_denier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    10:22 I cannot stop laughing at how hilarious this is

    • @_TheHolyPeanut
      @_TheHolyPeanut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      omg bro

    • @sharkyy5795
      @sharkyy5795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same 💀✋ bro send an ambulance im losing my breath and life here

  • @hunormagyar1843
    @hunormagyar1843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:37 - "How to smoke a fish"
    I was disappointed, expecting Bing to show an image of a person using a fish as cigarette

    • @Fritz_A.
      @Fritz_A. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hol' up

  • @robknight666
    @robknight666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    1:48 well...
    I asume I robbed 666 knights, but the question is, did I rob them at some sort of medival festival, or did I time travel?
    A cosplayer probably very little skill, a blunt weapon and nothing valuable on him.
    A real knight however would be a challenge, but if I have the element of surprise I could probably take him down.
    It is highly likely that a knight would have something of material value or some historical items that I could sell, if I have some way of getting back to my original time.

  • @burnt_guac
    @burnt_guac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    1:48
    I rode a shark into a bank, using its song to blast back opponents, eating speedboats and eventually sunk lol, then I died, but not after killing 69 people.

    • @kai4258
      @kai4258 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @Sunk_
      @Sunk_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I sunk too

    • @nothingness4068
      @nothingness4068 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My crime was returned to nothingness

    • @walrusarf9046
      @walrusarf9046 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ah yes my crime was WalrusArf

  • @socialistpastries.stooby
    @socialistpastries.stooby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:28 THIS MANS A LEGEND

  • @amratashbaghel6628
    @amratashbaghel6628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Me watching this video after scrolling through reddit: 'They're the same pictures'

  • @davidwalls6388
    @davidwalls6388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:48 it’s complicated

  • @landonlozano6161
    @landonlozano6161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's not a burglary if someone gets killed, at that point, its a robbery.

  • @kyuuwaiisbrother2220
    @kyuuwaiisbrother2220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:48
    ..... son we have a lot to talk about...
    I know it's been a long time but please accept me as your father also your gonna have a brother.

  • @RandoMan07
    @RandoMan07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:47 I'm never getting caught

  • @absolutefeather9418
    @absolutefeather9418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:48 holy crap

  • @VKS_R3SPIRATION
    @VKS_R3SPIRATION 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:48 Ig i made a time machine, went back to ww2 and committed several warcrimes using popcorn themed weapons

  • @89lance15
    @89lance15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:48 So.. I committed the crime of being alive..?

  • @TheFinalGambit_23
    @TheFinalGambit_23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:44 i guess it would be armageddon but with wolves
    ..............it was fun

  • @rosswiseman5991
    @rosswiseman5991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:27 That was a bad date? If he didn't bring a lightsaber for me I would have joined him and made the noises myself.

  • @yes1147
    @yes1147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:48
    it was hard breaking into youtube's last base, it was also hard to clean up the bodies

    • @Fritz_A.
      @Fritz_A. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hol' up

  • @buzthebee6811
    @buzthebee6811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:24 I spit out my water, I was laughing so hard.

  • @ballisticm0use72
    @ballisticm0use72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Apparently I have committed the crime of turning a rodent into an ICBM and/or blowing up a mouse with said ICBM

  • @dragolectron9351
    @dragolectron9351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The guy with the granny...
    She cared so much that she didn't want him to feel alone, probably felt bad for him not having a girlfriend so she made this secret fan up.

  • @ihavenoideawhatimdoingwith4240
    @ihavenoideawhatimdoingwith4240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm sorry but the first 28 seconds is just the description of the boyfriend I would want to have. That was adorable.

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hol' up

    • @door-chan
      @door-chan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean the second meme... r-right?

    • @ihavenoideawhatimdoingwith4240
      @ihavenoideawhatimdoingwith4240 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@door-chan Something wrong with enjoying a guy who isn't afraid to be a goof every once in a while? 'Cause honestly I wouldn't mind a date like that lmao
      Unless I'm missing something lmao, I honestly can't tell I just think it's adorable

    • @door-chan
      @door-chan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ihavenoideawhatimdoingwith4240 I'll quote the first meme
      "Select Gender
      R*pist
      Female"

    • @ihavenoideawhatimdoingwith4240
      @ihavenoideawhatimdoingwith4240 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@door-chan I mean the Leonardo DiCaprio one, I said "the first 28 seconds" meaning that, sorry for the confusion lol

  • @psycho-delicpyromaniac9595
    @psycho-delicpyromaniac9595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You have committed a crime, your username is the crime you did"
    Me: I've been waiting for this moment

  • @yournormaluser...
    @yournormaluser... ปีที่แล้ว

    7:58 THAT FLEW RIGHT OVER MY HEAD I took a second to realize, ... that it's not for her kid.

  • @someonealsosomeone5518
    @someonealsosomeone5518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:34 they named Mongolia , China what the hell?

  • @thesenate7954
    @thesenate7954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:48 I gonna assume it went pretty well

  • @casualspartan4532
    @casualspartan4532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:44 let's just say I get a little too into battle reenactments...

  • @thealtoaccounto4431
    @thealtoaccounto4431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    During the first meme I cracked up cuz my headphones are on low battery so it said “select gender something or battery low

  • @anubis3913
    @anubis3913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:49 My username is anubis... Well i guest im the God of death.

  • @emperorturtlez481
    @emperorturtlez481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:14 i saw a bird

  • @a.9.u.fnoobgamer484
    @a.9.u.fnoobgamer484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:48 i... dont think i did that well

  • @qstorm38
    @qstorm38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:48
    Well… I used a way that I don’t wanna mention to form a huge hurricane. This gave me the opportunity to find out how to out-pizza the hut.

  • @YaboiYEET1353
    @YaboiYEET1353 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:43
    Me: the yeeting of a child in 1353 was amazing

  • @bdhhsgbyddhggg
    @bdhhsgbyddhggg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “You’re a beta male, Sonic”
    -Shadow The Hedgehog

  • @beelzebub7221
    @beelzebub7221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:47 well i always knew it would end this way

  • @a.9.u.fnoobgamer484
    @a.9.u.fnoobgamer484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:14 i see a rabbit and a duck

    • @owldy
      @owldy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here. What are we????

    • @a.9.u.fnoobgamer484
      @a.9.u.fnoobgamer484 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@owldy [confused screaming]

  • @Gothams-Riddler
    @Gothams-Riddler 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:43 the crime I committed was being overly cautious for everything

  • @thejester4352
    @thejester4352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:48 I am very confused on what I could have done. I have thoughts on what could one do with my username in this situation.

  • @dragonoflocniroth
    @dragonoflocniroth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:56 I mean... I would buy that. If these are his drawings then the art school made a big mistake in two senses. 1. they lost a great artist and 2. well. we all know how WW2 started right?

    • @miledgaming4762
      @miledgaming4762 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No.

    • @miledgaming4762
      @miledgaming4762 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ww1 tho

    • @x-0hero4
      @x-0hero4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miledgaming4762 b r u h

    • @miledgaming4762
      @miledgaming4762 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@x-0hero4 idk what was going through my head that made me forget how ww2 started. Of course I do

  • @Wbfuhn
    @Wbfuhn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:34.
    This'll make for the best multikill.

  • @kut_mamy_mab
    @kut_mamy_mab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:47 my nickname literally translates as shitted myself

  • @justsomecatwithahoodie7447
    @justsomecatwithahoodie7447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I may be in school but this is worth it

    • @sync1.5
      @sync1.5 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      bruh , my time is 6pm

  • @brain-WAV
    @brain-WAV 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:47
    "Sir, you are under arrest for using too much common sense."

  • @saidivhs
    @saidivhs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:14 wrong, johnny bravo was 17 and became 18 in later seasons

  • @dr4x3k28
    @dr4x3k28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:48 Absolutely no clue

  • @thaddeusgigachaddeus2954
    @thaddeusgigachaddeus2954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:48
    I used a slug as an experiment to find the secret to immortality, ig it might be animal cruelty

  • @EliiKlee
    @EliiKlee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:10 ah nice my brain is so fucing big that i see a bird and a rabbit at the same time

  • @toastpeople395
    @toastpeople395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:47 oh damn

  • @WhatTheFleepBro
    @WhatTheFleepBro 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i got arrested for making art too weird for the human brain to comprehend

  • @andreeanotfunny8678
    @andreeanotfunny8678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:15 I am unstraight brain, i see bird

  • @s0m3fl00fyb3an
    @s0m3fl00fyb3an 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:15 I see a f-cking stork-

  • @dreamergamer9291
    @dreamergamer9291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:48.
    i guess my crime is that i forced everybody to play video games in their dreams

  • @catrussell211
    @catrussell211 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congrats on 1 million subs

  • @driftliketokyo34ftw35
    @driftliketokyo34ftw35 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:43 got fined for reckless driving in the capital of Japan.

  • @thegreatpapyrus7319
    @thegreatpapyrus7319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:13
    You are supposed to see a rabbit yeah? Or am I just too big brained for everyone to comprehend

    • @battlepans1927
      @battlepans1927 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see a heron

    • @_Darko
      @_Darko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i see a bird

    • @landiemoonkurshey5468
      @landiemoonkurshey5468 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see a seagull(i don't know if i write it right if not please tell me how)

  • @MusingSprite3045
    @MusingSprite3045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:48.
    The crime of my username is that I stole every ounce of knowledge from an ancient library built in the time before time, hidden in the space between spaces.
    Since my daring journey, I have been the most wanted by the Shadow Authority, who fear rightfully the completion of my master plan.

  • @gavom0n
    @gavom0n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    16:41 as a Bulgarian. I can confirm

  • @failthesun
    @failthesun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:47
    uhhhhhh
    there was a cat? and I uh killed it? with a hexagon?
    but!
    it all happened in Geometry Dash!
    and I was sent to jail because the cat was actually juniper
    I would never do that tho lol

  • @hex9075
    @hex9075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:46 well uhhhhhhmmmm I made a rap battling basketball playing super smart robot?

  • @0_containment
    @0_containment 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:48
    Uhhhhh this is a hard one I'm gonna assume I'm innocent

  • @poynTblaynK
    @poynTblaynK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Let's not forget that one lady who said bleaching your hair was "Blondephobic"

  • @BlueverseGacha
    @BlueverseGacha 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:14
    *me, who sees a rabbit:* dafuq am I then?

  • @baguettewieldinggentleman4558
    @baguettewieldinggentleman4558 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:48 I dressed a dead person in fancy clothing

  • @guestyssandbox6288
    @guestyssandbox6288 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My crime is that I stole a hotel guest named Guesty's sandbox. Why would I steal a sandbox? I don't
    know.

  • @maki2543
    @maki2543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I must go in school but this is most important

    • @virtualdog4958
      @virtualdog4958 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What school opens up in 11 o clock on night bruh

  • @crybabybf1990
    @crybabybf1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:47 I threw a flaming rock over somebody's head

  • @SpeedDemon03
    @SpeedDemon03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    for 1:44 speeding isn't that bad but demon probaly going to hell for that

  • @nerou76
    @nerou76 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:47 i commited 789 sodas.

  • @bedsideleaner3708
    @bedsideleaner3708 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:48 I STOLE 100000 SACKS OF FRESH POTAOES

  • @dtssb21yt
    @dtssb21yt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got that Quora question about the kid who destroyed the PS5 not too long ago.

  • @gineis8105
    @gineis8105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    23:45 how can they afford a House in Berlin or in germany in general the prices for houses in germany and especially in Berlin are very high

  • @random2743
    @random2743 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:50 my grandpa died on April fools day a few years back

  • @mekhmoukhmehdi6923
    @mekhmoukhmehdi6923 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:48 i have committed a lvl 3 manslaughter on 4 people

  • @thatoneguy6142
    @thatoneguy6142 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Hacker peep will steal your identity if you don't like and SUBSCRIBE"
    People who didn't do it :
    I lost something I couldn't live without, my identity

  • @realsandwichjones
    @realsandwichjones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:48
    My crime is I stole sandwiches from many shops and people, earning me my nickname sandwich jones

  • @quitiwascherr
    @quitiwascherr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:47 apparently i quit being a good citizen

  • @battlepans1927
    @battlepans1927 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    18:00 this went from success story to Alabama real fucking quick

  • @helpmereach45ksubswithoutvideo
    @helpmereach45ksubswithoutvideo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    These memes makes our days better

    • @LemonPUBGYTT
      @LemonPUBGYTT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damm you i was almost first'man

  • @Daredax
    @Daredax 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    no way MGK got with Megan and her ring has thorns bro. Man is begging for her to stay lol

  • @Coverinspoon
    @Coverinspoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:26 that would be the best date ever

  • @galletgaming
    @galletgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you see both a dog and a giraffe:
    “I Am Solving 2,000,000 Equations per
    second, and there all wrong!”

  • @justaguywhodraws
    @justaguywhodraws 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:28 that is what i call a keeper, if that is not the very best date then your not human

  • @giftinggeezer3149
    @giftinggeezer3149 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:48 I think I might be a elderly person trafficker….

  • @dakota_the_fluffy_husky4398
    @dakota_the_fluffy_husky4398 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:47 I stole all the floof

  • @TheWorstKindOfOpinion
    @TheWorstKindOfOpinion 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:44 now i know what your thinking

  • @danieljunge3709
    @danieljunge3709 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:00 funny thing in Berlin Germany we have the "long night of Museums" where you can get in every museum for free in that one night :D

  • @edwinpringlethegamer6668
    @edwinpringlethegamer6668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DAILY DOSE OF MEMES UR ALMOST AT 1 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!!

  • @wobblehead89thewobble31
    @wobblehead89thewobble31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:13 I see a bird fused with Kermit

    • @nvm-rr
      @nvm-rr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welcome to the club i see a fucking bird with a hella long mouth so he can pick those brains out.

  • @mary_maryun
    @mary_maryun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:47 I guess amnesia is a crime and I have it

  • @SirDanielErnestHemmingboone1
    @SirDanielErnestHemmingboone1 ปีที่แล้ว

    My crime confuses me.

  • @lightning7342
    @lightning7342 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:48 i stole zeus' lightning bolt

  • @UTKC_OfficerSmiles
    @UTKC_OfficerSmiles 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I want a therapist pigeon

  • @enderfire3379
    @enderfire3379 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:29 sounds like an awsome man

  • @thecouncilofprotection
    @thecouncilofprotection 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:56
    If more people did, we wouldn't be in this mess

  • @notsocursed7573
    @notsocursed7573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:48 well... I dunno

  • @huhsauce4797
    @huhsauce4797 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:13 is a mutant rabbit crow from Chernobyl

  • @axetheraccc
    @axetheraccc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:43
    Gonn' burn down the rest of Cali

  • @Mr_The_Potato_King
    @Mr_The_Potato_King 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:47 i overthrew Ireland