The little girl telling him "woah, a beautiful chocolate man" probably gave him the confidence boost he needed for the next 10-50 years. Bless her heart. 🤣👏
My mother tells the same story about me the first time I saw a black man as a toddler, loudly asking about the chocolate man. The other one she also tells is when I first saw a dwarf, and she was trying to shush me as I asked about the little man and if he lives in the zoo… Apparently the dwarf found it funny coming from a 2 year old, until she corrected me that I meant the circus, which he was less amused by with that gem coming from a grown woman.
Little children are so honest, he should have taken that as a compliment! He's most likely a very handsome man. When I was a teenager in Texas, I had a crush on Levar Burton and told a friend that he was so handsome and had beautiful eyes and his smile made me melt. My very-soon-to-be-ex-friend said, "Ew! He's a black guy!" I stayed in Texas for another 20 years, then 22 years ago I made the decision to move to California away from my mostly racist family. It was a good decision. It costs more to live here, but it's worth it!
5:47 It genuinely makes me sad the world lost someone with that kind of sense of humor. That was brilliant and I wish she were still alive, the world needs more people like her.
To me, that would be the best date ever! The only way I could be annoyed about that is if he didn't provide me with my own light saber. Oh, and it needs to be the purple light saber, like Mace Windu's (played by Samuel Jackson). Purple is my favorite color, and Sam is the coolest Jedi! 🌠⚔💜
20:07 reminds me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail's opening credits that slowly devolve into insanity as people deviate from script and are replaced over and over
When a guy makes a point of telling you he's a "nice guy", run away! Real gentlemen don't tell you, they show you by being respectful. This also goes for people who constantly tell others that they are a "good Christian". A true Christian is known by their kindness, tolerance, and acceptance of others. Sadly, those people are becoming rarer all the time. 25 years ago, I was a single mom and my 2nd job was doing custom sewing for people out of my converted garage studio, after I put my little boy to bed. One of my favorite clients was a sweet lady who brought me fabric and notions, and a simple, modest dress pattern. She needed several cotton dresses made from the same pattern. I was curious why she wanted the same pattern for all? She was a medical missionary/nurse who helped set up clinics in remote African villages, bringing vaccines and much needed medicines to save lives. Many of these countries followed strict Muslim laws, so she had to wear long dresses that covered her arms and shoulders, but were comfortable in the heat. She was Catholic, but rarely discussed religion. I was a member of a Baptist church back then, but admitted to her that I refused to go knock on doors and hand out Bible tracts with my Sunday school class. She agreed, and told me it's just about impossible for any American to have never heard of Jesus, and that Christ wants people to learn his ways by their own choice. She asked if I had siblings, and if we all had the exact same relationship with our parents. I admitted that no, we have very different relationships. She asked, "Do all four of you love your parents?" "Yes, absolutely! We are different ages, so we've had different experiences growing up." She explained that even in the same congregation, there are vastly different opinions. As long as one acts from a place of love and kindness, they honor the Creator, and going to church or choosing a specific religion isn't required. She was who I consider a good "Christian". I quit that Baptist church after one of the deacons started stalking me, and when I told the minister about him, several other women came forward who had similar, but worse experiences with the creep.
1:40 those peas are upside down. You can tell by the shadows. That's pretty funny because you know someone out there is staring at that picture forever wondering what tf is wrong with that picture lol
25:14 there's a yearly food truck event at my school, one of the restaurants that always shows up is called Smokin Buttz and they specialize in BBQ sandwiches.
"If pokemon were real 30% of you would be in jail and not for the fighting thing" Fun fact: At one point in time pokemon and people use to get married, its either told to the player or in a book, but i remember this very clearly so its cannon Im pretty sure ducking an intelligent creature that can understand what ppl say and can respond accordingly is legal, especially if nobody can find said individual lol Now ditto, use transform 😄😄
13:38 i want to be as talented and awesome as this guy to get into a company just to fix something that irritated you and than get out to do your thing
6:32 dunno for other european country but here you can go to any restaurant and ask for water and they are obligated by law to give it to u (even mcdonald and other american fast food)
1:41 it's because the light in the picture is different than the photoshopped pic of the peas where the light is from directly above and the editor rotated it
9:57 - When an attorney gets THIS desperate to create doubt about a person’s death, you can be almost certain that their client had something to do with that death!
0:34 I love how some people just want to have expensive things just to... show off? Like, this woman may not even like the most expensive drink of this place. She just wants it because it's a free drink so she automatically wants the more expensive drink of the menu even if it's not something she likes to drink. What a weird attitude
11:11 Instead of getting a ring with spikes on it any guy who wasn't an idiot would realize that if that's something he even has to worry about, then this probably shouldn't be marring her.
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The little girl telling him "woah, a beautiful chocolate man" probably gave him the confidence boost he needed for the next 10-50 years. Bless her heart. 🤣👏
My mother tells the same story about me the first time I saw a black man as a toddler, loudly asking about the chocolate man.
The other one she also tells is when I first saw a dwarf, and she was trying to shush me as I asked about the little man and if he lives in the zoo… Apparently the dwarf found it funny coming from a 2 year old, until she corrected me that I meant the circus, which he was less amused by with that gem coming from a grown woman.
Little children are so honest, he should have taken that as a compliment! He's most likely a very handsome man.
When I was a teenager in Texas, I had a crush on Levar Burton and told a friend that he was so handsome and had beautiful eyes and his smile made me melt. My very-soon-to-be-ex-friend said, "Ew! He's a black guy!"
I stayed in Texas for another 20 years, then 22 years ago I made the decision to move to California away from my mostly racist family. It was a good decision. It costs more to live here, but it's worth it!
Bro I was laughing so hard 😂
0:57 that's actually pretty wholesome because you know she didn't mean it in a bad way
Cute but probably pretty embarrassing for the dad lol
@@General_Kenobi_212 nah I bet he was just thinking “oh mother of god what have I gotten myself into this time”
Poor guy probably thought he'd end up in the hospital for letting her say that
At least she said beautiful
Huh
5:47 It genuinely makes me sad the world lost someone with that kind of sense of humor. That was brilliant and I wish she were still alive, the world needs more people like her.
Agreed
she probably did the best joke of the century
I love how this woman pranked his husband from the afterlife lol. What a legend. I can picture their relationship haha.
0:19
Waiter: My name is Chaz, but you can call me Chad.
"A beautiful chocolate man"
Why is that so adorable tho 😭
Because it's honest, innocent, and the highest praise a small child could give that handsome man! ♥
This man brings a smile to my face every time I watch his videos
Ikr
I just use it as background noise while playing Minecraft
18:20 And I'm dead. Laughing my head off. That is the face of regret. Fido didn't even ask his name...
2:25 HIS CHADNESS IS OVER 9000
But wait till you realise that every starwars movie is about 130 hours
@@ahmedkhalid4597 I haven't think in that but it wuld be fun seeing all star wars while leo is acting like a little kid
2:15 Sounds like Leo was showing her what he loves
To me, that would be the best date ever!
The only way I could be annoyed about that is if he didn't provide me with my own light saber. Oh, and it needs to be the purple light saber, like Mace Windu's (played by Samuel Jackson). Purple is my favorite color, and Sam is the coolest Jedi!
🌠⚔💜
20:07 reminds me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail's opening credits that slowly devolve into insanity as people deviate from script and are replaced over and over
17:30 - Could you imagine being in a coma for like 10 years, only to end up waking up to scratch an itch?
6:20 that's not "blowing it" that's straight up ruining ur date
That's not blowing it, I would genuinely have pepper spray with me in every further date I go, block that guy and make sure he can't harm anyone else
When a guy makes a point of telling you he's a "nice guy", run away! Real gentlemen don't tell you, they show you by being respectful.
This also goes for people who constantly tell others that they are a "good Christian". A true Christian is known by their kindness, tolerance, and acceptance of others. Sadly, those people are becoming rarer all the time.
25 years ago, I was a single mom and my 2nd job was doing custom sewing for people out of my converted garage studio, after I put my little boy to bed. One of my favorite clients was a sweet lady who brought me fabric and notions, and a simple, modest dress pattern. She needed several cotton dresses made from the same pattern. I was curious why she wanted the same pattern for all? She was a medical missionary/nurse who helped set up clinics in remote African villages, bringing vaccines and much needed medicines to save lives. Many of these countries followed strict Muslim laws, so she had to wear long dresses that covered her arms and shoulders, but were comfortable in the heat. She was Catholic, but rarely discussed religion.
I was a member of a Baptist church back then, but admitted to her that I refused to go knock on doors and hand out Bible tracts with my Sunday school class. She agreed, and told me it's just about impossible for any American to have never heard of Jesus, and that Christ wants people to learn his ways by their own choice.
She asked if I had siblings, and if we all had the exact same relationship with our parents. I admitted that no, we have very different relationships. She asked, "Do all four of you love your parents?"
"Yes, absolutely! We are different ages, so we've had different experiences growing up."
She explained that even in the same congregation, there are vastly different opinions. As long as one acts from a place of love and kindness, they honor the Creator, and going to church or choosing a specific religion isn't required. She was who I consider a good "Christian".
I quit that Baptist church after one of the deacons started stalking me, and when I told the minister about him, several other women came forward who had similar, but worse experiences with the creep.
@@LazyIRanch Damn. Hope that guy received charges. And yes! I agree with all your points, well put!
“Husband’s tentacles” 😂
16:00
The cool uncle vs "Get me pictures of Spider-Man!" *realizes he's been promoting his OF career this whole time*
1:40 those peas are upside down. You can tell by the shadows. That's pretty funny because you know someone out there is staring at that picture forever wondering what tf is wrong with that picture lol
You can also see the peas photoshopped on he fries a little bit
9:03 this is the EXACT reason i'm never trying a fake ID lmao
43:50 this is almost too damn perfect ✨🤔
25:14 there's a yearly food truck event at my school, one of the restaurants that always shows up is called Smokin Buttz and they specialize in BBQ sandwiches.
I wouldn't mind if someone would hire a whole cinema just for the two of us, and made me watch all Star Wars movies.
I'd take my lightsabers along, one regular one, and the dark saber that I purchased on amazon. RIP amazon guy, but the law is the law.
0:03 I feel like I'm missing something, what does this mean or what is it?
X I think that is from a porn site. The girls are accused of shoplifting and have to fuck their way out of getting in trouble.
It’s a porn company’s studio
I half expected it to be a meme video about the queen
31:06: they had us in the first/third quarter not gonna lie
31:24 that shit was a fucking ride I ain't gonna lie.
23:50 if animals aren’t meant to be eaten, why can we cook food, eat it, and not get sick and die?
13:40 that person just did : fine I'll do it my self
"If pokemon were real 30% of you would be in jail and not for the fighting thing"
Fun fact: At one point in time pokemon and people use to get married, its either told to the player or in a book, but i remember this very clearly so its cannon
Im pretty sure ducking an intelligent creature that can understand what ppl say and can respond accordingly is legal, especially if nobody can find said individual lol
Now ditto, use transform 😄😄
12:42 DAAAMN the burn !!!
1:39 it's the shadows of the peas, and light reflection
13:38 i want to be as talented and awesome as this guy to get into a company just to fix something that irritated you and than get out to do your thing
16:50 they had us in the first half ngl
3:39 I am pretty sure she's talking about her son
22:07 Ngl he got me in the first half.
23:01 I'm not in the weight classes given so I'm just "Black popcorn shrimp"
Mine was “big black tortilla”
My Florida man was: Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar.
6:32 dunno for other european country but here you can go to any restaurant and ask for water and they are obligated by law to give it to u (even mcdonald and other american fast food)
1:41 it's because the light in the picture is different than the photoshopped pic of the peas where the light is from directly above and the editor rotated it
Do want to mention, The rest of that's octopus's life is aboooouuuuutttttt 5 minutes.
39:32 mine is "florida man accused of stealing gator off golf course"
4:45 Dammit!! We have another "Dahmer", and this one doesn't store them in the freezer!!!
10:49 - Checkmate, coppers!!
10:12 *school ad instantly plays starting with a bus*
9:57 - When an attorney gets THIS desperate to create doubt about a person’s death, you can be almost certain that their client had something to do with that death!
12:25 legend says the old brother went to sleep with 2 scarlines on his arm
Luke out there just following the rule book.
9:55 *damn!*
IKR 😭
39:22 Florida man tried to steal opioids, got laxatives instead
1:54 But... would it? Dang it, now I'll be up all night thinking about it!
Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries 'teaching it a lesson' by throwing it on roof of bar
Hahahahaha...
The first one went right over my head
Same
yeah me too, what are we supposed to get here?
@@beelzebub7221 me: ok, so your dad works in a storage unit???
Same
I've seen this place in a pornfilm
2:25 those are Elon Musk shenanigans right there bro
15:42 I can actually confirm this it’s by the bay
22:55
Blue Pepsi (IDnB)
cool compilation too 👍
Ok, what is the story with the first meme? I can’t seem to find an explanation anywhere.
Same
36:37 "who wants a coffee?"
i did the florida man thing with my birthday, result: Drunk florida drives a lawnmower down a major road
32:38 Florida man steals 1k worth of items from Walmart using kool-aid packets
28:51 actually most of the blond childrens hair turns black when they groß oder same thing happend to my younger brother
0:34
I love how some people just want to have expensive things just to... show off? Like, this woman may not even like the most expensive drink of this place. She just wants it because it's a free drink so she automatically wants the more expensive drink of the menu even if it's not something she likes to drink. What a weird attitude
You can’t end with that😂
I hope pats alright after the three of them slapped him
23:00
I guess my name is now lil black jelly bean.
Nice memes 👍
37:15 The face just shows how crazy she is.
OMG... My rapper name is Big Purple Meat Stick. I'm fucking dying!
Big Black Chocolate Milk for me, a mid-aged white woman.
19:19 - Conclusion: Tom Cruise is a vampire.
Can someone please explain what the thumbnail/first joke is?
It's from a porn site.. girls are accused of shoplifting and have to fuck their way out of trouble
4:40 they're simulating Antarctica. What else would it be
Waste a lot of money. Should just have one big AC system.
Yeah! an AntarCtica system
The bodies stay fresh longer....
I have to say that his illusion was at least 20 to 25 points to low
that last one 🤣🤣
Thee Florida man gave me the goldmine “Florida man attacks other man with samurai sword over a dump truck”
23:02
My real name is Lil-white-grapes.
Ready for duty!
Apparently mine’s Lil-Red-Hot Cocoa
Bit of a mouthful but I dig it!
18:20 The boys really like doing that stuff
0:04 come on men of culture we all know where this picture is from 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
21:07 He he, I am one lucky lad
9:58 I saw this in a book about the law
they are!! @ 1:39
21:22 bruh
1:25 This ain't no "hol' up" this is a legitimate "This person has 0 IQ" moment.
hearing a narrator for your thoughts is normal, right? i'm crazy to think that?
Lol
11:11 Instead of getting a ring with spikes on it any guy who wasn't an idiot would realize that if that's something he even has to worry about, then this probably shouldn't be marring her.
16:34 Meet alternate versions of myself.
Side Effect: You instantly have to fuck each other after you're done, you're all blipped out of existence.
34:54 accurate.
22:57 lil grey cadbury dairy milk chocolate bar
that sick burn on the single mom tho
23:01 lil black watermelon
23:03 big black salt and vinegar chip.
21:07 I’m dead.
If you’re talking about my Roblox and stuff username I’m gonna blow up
For my TH-cam name my throat is gonna be tore up
fun fact: i dont say hol up when i see a meme
The autopsy one was old when I was in law school in 2000.
23:00 lil black pizza
23:01 lil black lemonade
6:38 u ever have a ruler that’s actually alive to flex on the uk
Ho god
But don't a lot of people hate him idk I'm not American
39:30 Florida Man Hits Sleeping Roommate on Head with a Skillet for Being a “Confidential Informant”
Florida Man charged with pouring ketchup on Girlfriend
May 30th?
21:01 ironically,, i don't actually like figs.
0:28 W waiter
39:30 “Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-through window” February 10
18:00 we got 'em we fucking got 'em
I got “florida man believes playing basketball naked “enhances” his skill”
22:55 so
Li'l Black Tea
That worked itself out nicely
Lil blue tea is mine!
Big black pretzel here, pleasure to meet you
Lil black spoon lol
0:05 what does this mean?
I do not understand the first image at the beginning could someone please explain