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4:28 “how could you not feel it like spinning around your spine”
Ｂａｂｙ ｓｔｒｉｐｐｅｒ
Samantha Lugo SOMEBODY COME GIIT HEEEER SHE DANCIN LIKE A STREEEEPERR
Somebody come get her she dancin like a stripper 😂
*SHES A MANIAC, MANIAC! ON THE FLOOR! SHE IS DANCING LIKE SHES NEVER DANCED BEFORE~*
somebody go get her shes dancing like a stripper *ay*
Glad im not the only one
I hope that kid will never be depressed. Imagine how many times he'd say " Ever since l was born, my life was *crappy* "
Underrated
Jail
literally
ARMY ATINY HI
HELLO FELLOW KPOP STAN
"That's when they took the baby"
Daz: "AND THEY COOKED IT?"
me: **wheezing**
I WHEEZED AT THAT EXACT MOMENT SKKSKSKS 😂
sunnypjm armyy 💜
Jungkookies And Cream no
ikr lmao
I didn’t like the comment so it would stay at 420 likes
Imagine your mum gets mad at you and she says "I WISH I WOULD HAVE FLUSHED"
Bellatrix (my mother) said something like that. So, I was at Draco's (my cousin) house, and I fell into the toilet, and Draco helped me out, then went and told my mother, then me and her got into a argument, and she said dhe wished she came, so she could of flushed, and then Voldemort (my father) came in and dragged her out. That's da end.
*Now that's alot of damage*
@Y/N Jones-Soot^° girl what is this💀
@@vampxst a wattpad fanfic
@@ynjones-soot8506 wtf- r you on drugs or sum
@@ynjones-soot8506 what 😭
Person: Where were you born?
Child: *I’ll show you*
😂
😂
😂
😂
😂
"men are just sacs of organs"
First time I've EVER heard that, so I died on the floor with laughter.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
not funny :(
Vincent Vrielink it is funny lmao
It was funny but like not to die on the floor laughing I’m confused 👀
@@Kayyy_Layyy same and im a man so i feel insulted :/
When I first saw this comment I read “sacks of orgasms” 😂🤣
Tony: and all you could hear was a splash
Me: SHES DUN A SHET
The man: she probably just ate something wrong
Daz: ya a baby
That girl be like
“Unexpected item in bagging area”
this is great 😂
ShadowManGaming 😂
😂😂😂😂
Wow ahahah 😂
😂😂😂
“The baby kept looking at me like daddy are you going to pick me up”
Me: *falls out of chair laughing*
Ungoona
U gonna get blocked cuz das hates it when people do that
if i was the baby i would that too
Lucy Smart ???
@@lucysmart2161 why?
“How can you not feel it spinning around your spine?”
I just imagined a baby spinning on a spine like a strip pole hELP-
BWAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
Pinetree :D lol now I’m imagining it
Pinetree :D somebody come get errrr she dancing like a stripper
i’m imagining that now and that seems terrifying and funny at the same time
Nancy 😂😂😂😭😭😭💀
Daz: I have heard of baby’s being in the back of the body… how do you not feel the baby swirling around your spine?
Me: so Daz thinks pregnancy is pole dancing aliens?
"The baby's looking at me like dad are you going to pick me up"
🤣🤣
Lmao 😂
Right on time, when I read ur comment. 😂😂
“You look like you’ve been in a radiation accident! Where did you get tanned if you’re orange? CHERNOBYL?!” Might be my favorite line ever.
I'm laughing of this line like 10 minutes and it's still going 😂
Daz 2019
well that explains trump then.
sameee hahah
His he describing Sebastian bails
The girl: there’s a baby in the toilet The ad: My PEriOd GoES BeYOnD PAiN
Hahahahhahahahhaha damn u ads
Marissa Moore ikr same with me. That add will not go away,
That’s the only ad that exists in 2020
Same
Ive gotten those ads like 20 times :/
Imagine tony acadently flushed without looking in the toilet.
Baby: WEEEEEE
Lmao 😂
Oml 😂
“Women are amazing. Period. END. OF. DISCUSSION.”
Now this is why he is the best man in this world.
yeah. my ex never told me that and then his sibling told me. ended up breaking up with him😔
edit: someone said i sounded like i broke up with him because he didn’t tell me i was amazing. i didn’t break up with him because he never told me that females were amazing. there were other reasons as to why my past relationship didnt work out, its my personal issue anyway. kindly stay out of my relationship, its my problem, not yours. i will correct myself while im at it, *SOME** women are amazing. women who are ok with abortion are not that kind at heart i suppose, or they had their reasons. equality now, some women and some men are amazing. lets all stop arguing cause im ashamed of myself for arguing too. now y’all can stfu about it. :”)
yes. I agree 100%
There not though
MuffinHawk they’re* and why aren’t women amazing?? we cook for our husbands at times(depends on the relationship), we literally push human beings out of us. do you know how painful it is to give birth?? its very, very painful. i actually have a little girl, shes 8 months old now. we cook, clean, (just like men, we all can) and shove human beings out of us😂
MuffinHawk
They’re*
If you’re gonna insult us do it right
DAZ: Women are amazing! (Except for Linda...)
ME: That shade though...😂
Incognito Ogilvie 2.0 LINDA!
Hi
POORRRR LINDAAAA
Daz sould count his days for this
Who is Lindy
"Mommy, how was I born?"
*"I'll tell you when you're older-"*
*Mom & baby in fight *
Mom: There's a reason I call *yOU a lITtLe ShIIIITTTT--*
*God whispers* you were born in a toilet my child😂😅
Hahah
I wonder if a woman after giving birth can nav her period.....
Moon Boi lol
Daz: "Oh mum I'm a thing now am i? THANKS everybody is gunna call me thing now!"
Tony: "The baby is looking up at me from in the toilet like you gunna pick me up DAD? 😂
“It’s not a TAN if you come out looking like a nectarine” 😂🤣💀 I’m dying!!
JUST KEEP HOLDING THE ORANGE BABY 👶 I WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
Me: Runs away 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😅😅😅🥲🥲🥲
Donald trump enters chat*
- Dasy, you were born in a hospital or at home? :)
- I was born in a toilet .-.
- Oh.
@Kit And I oop... xD 😅
WHERE DID YOU GET TANNED, CHERNOBYL??
IM IN LITERAL TEARS 😂😂😂
I read that as he said it 🤣🤣🤣
Where did you get tanned?
More like Donald Trump's election am I right? 😀
Side rants are always so educational-thanks for teaching us the true facts of life DAZ 😂
"I've seen 'Alien"..."
Made me laugh so hard!
I remember a guy I dated wanted to do netflix and chill with that movie, and I was just "um how about no??" and he was like "but why?" and I was like "because that shit is alarmingly what I think of pregnancy to be, not really gonna put me in the mood will it??!"
@@RouxHarbour XDDDDD
Husband: "I just thought she might have ate something... the day before..."
Daz: "Yeah...
ABABY"
Just saw this exact comment on another video
^^ nvm sorry TH-cam was glitched again 🙄
@@notaseat5934 did you see the Charlie puth comment
@@user-wp8vr7vh7k um no
@@notaseat5934 okay, that's the one I saw, I was just checking
"OMG Kim!!"
"Yes, betch?"
"I can't go to the toilet!"
"Just push!"
*gives birth* "Oh it's okay, I was pregnant!"
this is what I was thinking about when I saw this video
edit:I meant to say "that"
I almost forgot about that
Omg I remember
@@tracywhitehurst587 nice
I was just about to put a comment saying I now know where he found inspiration for that vine
tony: “dad why aren’t you picking me up?”
my mind goes to: “mum pick me up im scared”
😂😂😂
Wait wait wait!
What about: "mum pick me up I'm dropping out."
" Why? You've been in school for seven minutes!"
"EXACTLY! TOO DAMN LONG!"
:D
Daz: You ladies are amazing
Me: *ugly sobbing* omg, that's so sweet of you! Tysm
Relatable
Yup...relateble
Daz drank a lot of respect women juice that day
I would like but it’s at 700 :>
#Relatable
I read the title and my first thought was "Daz, what the f-"
FrostBitee yep same here😂
I was like: Tf..??
@FrostBitee my reaction was your profile pic lol Hyunjin tho
@@saige6442 xD
stay👺👺
“Men, we are just sacks of organs”
-Daz
As a woman I think for most of the men I know are like that but daz no he’s the only man I have seen I like
Deku- go back to ua
@@prettysaii I will not, I have a mission to complete
@@braxtonvillagran2664oop goodluck
@@braxtonvillagran2664 3days later you done with that mission?
“Was it her eyes? Her grace?”
All I want in life is a compliment from Daz.
‘hey *KIIIM!* ‘
_yes betch_
‘I CANT GO TO THE TOILET!’
“ *just push* “
‘.... OH ITS OKAY I WAS PREGNANT’
C h a r m 😂
C h a r m vine
Best vine EVVVARrrrr
YESSS THAT WAS THE BEST VINE
Thanks for that
"I just thought she ate something wrong the day before"
Daz: yeah a baby...
...
...........
Ellie Jo Nico she ate... a baby...
*Donald Trump has entered the chat*
Daz: ORANGE IS NOT A TAN!
*Donald Trump has left the chat*
Hi
He's not that orange
i don’t mind the guy but it’s true😂
@@deadshot2081 i mean he looks like a cheeto xD
@Stella Grande I was thinking the same 💀💀💀
“What AND COOKED IT they wrapped it in freaking tinfoil” best line yet
"imagine going for a shit and out comes a HUMAN"😂
Kriptix read this right when he said it lol 😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 hell yes
Thats scary
Wtf
I was just on that part when I saw this comment
+ this has 666 likes I made it 666
This reminded me of the Kim Kardashian vine
Kim
Yes Bitch
I can’t go to the toilet
JUST PUSH
Oh it’s ok I was pregnant
We have an OG
@@beowulf22 that's what I was going to say
I love that vine!!
*HE PREDICTED THE FUTURE-*
Hardcore cuber/ gamer OMG YES
If you’re orange where did you get your Tan?!
ChErNoByL 😂😂😂
Sebastian bails has entered the chat
Of course chernobyl
I would have liked this but it’s at 666. I’ll be back tomorrow to like it
The amount of times he's said"FUCKING NECTARINE! " Is ✨ASTRONOMICAL✨
Who remembers the vine he made
"Hey kim!"
"Yes bish"
"I can't go to the toilet"
"Just push"
"Oh it's okay, I was just pregnant"
c.r vlogs oh my god that is amazing
Oh my gosh yes😂😂
Omg yeessssssssssss
*golf claps*
Oml 😂😂😂
reconstruction: *wraps baby in tin foil*
Daz: they're gunna *bAKE THE BABY!!*
*"You woman are AMAZING. except for Linda."*
*#StopLindaAbuse*
#StopLindaAbuse
I'm pissing 😂😂
I also agree *#StopLindaAbuse*
#StopLindaAbuse
#StopLindaAbuse
child 13 years later: "mum, i feel a bit crappy today"
mum: " oh god, how do i tell you this..."
Imagine being asked where were you born and you having to say
"In the toilet" 😂😂😂😂
I would be grossed out it if I heard that,
Just say "at home" .. you would still be telling the truth.
@@Naif_Alzahrani you just read my mind
Yep....I can definitely image it y'know since it's true for me....my friends say they were born in like Flinders hospital then ask me ._. I'll see you at my gravestone
That's a bit sad
Random woman: My baby was born in a hospital!
This woman: *_hold my baby_*
So good
Cant believe im the first reply, im 12 hours lat
Valentina Bucovaz DHS is the thanks very beautiful girl I have a
8 years later
Child: how was I born?
Mom: you weren’t planned and you were born in the toilet.
Child: oh
haha
Ruthless
I can see it
Explains why that child loves swimming so much..
@@areyouscaredyet8492 💀
“ORANGE IS NOT A TAN! COME OUT LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING NECTERINE” 😂😂😂😂
Flushes baby
Aqua man is BORN!!
Daisy Doodle
Damn
Daisy Doodle dun dun dun DC
IS WANTS TO KNOW UR LOCATION
That's morbid! People actually flush babies in China. Imagine how painful it is for those infants.
Best comment yet 👌👌👌👌
@@NoRegerts The only morbid thing is that you brought that up. Are you awair not every comment is ment to be taken seriously?
"I thought she just ate something wrong the day before"
"YA A BABY"
Hahahaha
Me: *forgets headphones gets bored finds this vid*
Also me: *keeps turning volume up and down because of sudden SCREAMING*
😂😂
Oh my God that's so me
Ha it's funny because I watched this no headphones in an almost silent nail salon so when Daz yells "FU*K" I just had a whole bunch of Asians looking my way like I was crazy
Same😂
So me
That was me
The moment I realised that i couldn't take this anymore was when the man said "and the baby was looking at me like "are u gonna pick me up or what?" lmfaooooo
This reminds me of Daz his vine
‘Just push’
*oh its okay, i was pregnant* 😂😂
Lana æ I remember that vine
I remember that vine
For real lmfao😂
Bahahah that was the best vine
😂
* Low disk space pops up*
Daz: *whispers* GO AWAY!
Me: XD
Yuki Kitty same lmao
I was literally reading this as he did that XD
@@paigemoore5300 XD
When the baby's born: "umm.... guys, it this your way of telling me to be an Olympic swimmer when I grow up?
😂
i'm on the 69th like..
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I can’t lie he is hilarious. He makes me laugh every time 😭🤣
“Where did you get tanned if your orange..... CHERNOBYL!!!!!!!!!”
I really can’t- I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣
2:44. can we just appreciate that daz is pointing out how AMAZING women are
(except for *LINDA* )
Poor Linda
Nobody likes Linda
I like the imagination linda
Linda is dazes maid
fucking umpa lumpa
“This isn’t a hospital is it?”
I’m sorry I lost it and started ugly laughing at 12 am
It is 1:01 am and I was laughing 😂😭😭
Its 1 month later here
it’s 02:50 🤫
My mom probably thinks I’m crazy... I’ve been watching his videos and I’ve been dying of laughter... 🤣
Lola Fletcher it’s 4:32 am and I-😂💀
Daz: Orange, is not tan!
Donald Trump: hold my exfoliater
"Women are amazing. Except for Linda."
Oop-
Me as my teacher called Linda she hates us we hate her she tells us to shuhs when we are quiet
Who is Linda?😐
Nvm
@@jayjones8641 you know you can delete comments right
imagine the birth certificate
Country: usa
Place of birth: *the toilet*
Wow
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☺😂😂😂😂😂😆😂😂😂
😹🤣😂🤣😹😹Hahaha wow ur great😊👍
Oml-
😂😅
You’re amazing 😂😂😂
It would probably be where the toilet was so it would say the place then on the toilet
Daz:" how do you not feel the baby spinning around your spine?"
Me: *imagines unborn child pole dancing on a spine* 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
OMFG LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
PLSSS KNSBSJS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
is funny did laugh
i cant breath😭😭😭
OMFG LMAOOOO
Ok for real EVERY EPISODE HE SAYS “LINDA...!” I spent one night laughing for hours at the bar simulated FOR HOURS PLS HES THE FUNNEST PERSON IN THE WORD
“Dad are you gonna pick me up”😂😂😂
I’ll never forget that one video when Linda actually answered 😂😭👌
Aliya T what video was it? :0
@@aeoaormdnaog th-cam.com/video/YwB_tYl_D10/w-d-xo.html
@@aeoaormdnaog daz watches what could go wrong, or something like that...
Aliya T
Ikr
It was his daughter
Picks baby up from toilet *hands to wife* "Have fun, I'm going to bed."
Daz is literally me 5:40
“The baby kept looking at me like Dad are you going to pick me up” I JUST DIED!!!!!!!!💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
Can you imagine if she flushed 😳
“Don’t flush! It’s Lilly!” 😂
Lmfao
SH*T- WE FLUSHED LILLY!- GAH- DAMNIT!!!!-
@@tsuyuasui7185 lmaoo
@@leina1716 lmao 😚❤️❤️
When your names Lilly: 👁💧👄💧👁 MOM WAS I SUPPOSED TO BE A SHIT
"Corporate needs you to find the difference in these two pictures"
*Pregnancy*
*Alien*
Daz: "They're the same picture"
Man: I thought she ate something bad
DAZ: yeah a baby
*flushes with the cord still attached*
TONY IM GETTIN SUCKED IN!
OMG that is dark
XD
😂
I can’t stop laughing 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣it be like :
I don't want this baby I want a refund, I want my money back
3:30 orange is not a tan!!!
Donald Trump: *am I a joke to you*
me: *Donald Trump..You are a joke to me..*
ahem.
*YES.*
Yes
No you mean Sebastian Bails 😂jk
London It’s really mean because he has to cover it up , and the fact he has a skin disease , so why make fun of him
“How could you not feel it spinning round ur spine”
*me imagining a feetus pole dancing on a human spine* 😂😂
Edit: I just wanna say my intentions were to make you smile and if you did , like :)
Pssssst thanks for the likes
Great mind think alike
I was thinking the same thing 😂😂 😂
Katie Blenkinsopp I did too 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
This made me laugh more then the vid 😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
"YOU WOMEN ARE AMAZING!"
"except linda."
Son: Mom all my friends say I’m shit
Mom:well... their not wrong
Son: what do you mean?
Mom: hon we need to talk
I'm crying right now🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
What happened to quoting, is this the weird thing youtube does now in place of it
To all my sons Ive shat out before
😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO 😂
"Where did you get that tan?"
"CHERNOBYL?!"
😂😂😂
3:27
*PLSSS LMFAO*
“Where did you get tanned”
“CHERNOBYL??”
😭😫
Lmafao
“WOMEN ARE AMAZING”
*little while later*
“LADIES, ORANGE IS NOT A TAN. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WERE INVOLVED IN A RADIATION ACCIDENT”
@Blueberry.M4 HAHA n0 clearly hes a carrot!
Bread Lover Camp 👍🏻
Or "DON'T HAVE SEX WITH US THEN!"
Bread Lover Camp except from Linda
“How could you not feel it dancing around your spine”
SoMbBOdY cOmE Get Er SHe DanCiNg LiKe a StriPeR
Lol I'm going be singing that that all night now
Same
SoMeBoDy CoMe GeT hErE sHeS sPeAkInG tO tHe MaNgeR
type normally
wE dOnT wAnT tO tYpE nOrMaLlY tHoUgH
“WHERE DID YOU GET TANNED IF YOU’RE ORANGE?!?! - CHERNOBYL?!?!”
brb crying
Note to self:NEVER WATCH DAZ WHEN YOUR FAMILY IS ASLEEP
No one:
*Daz watches woman has baby on toilet*
“The baby kept looking at me like ‘Dad are you gonna pick me up?’”
Me:THE BEST BABY JOKE EVER 😂👌🏻
Daz during childbirth: " I've seen Alien " walks out room yelling nope.
On behalf of the females I’d like to say
WE LIVE AND APPRECIATE YOU DAZ THANK YOU FOR HAVING MORE RESPECT THAN SOME MEN WHO HAVE THE RESPECT FOR WOMEN THE SIZE OF AN GRAPE 🍇
“Why isn’t Tony calling an ambulance?”
They cost like $3000 here Daz lmao
@Thatoneclown __ (the video he’s reacting to was filmed in the US)
My thought exactly.
Wtf, how is anyone still alive over there
You don't have free....? I thought I was in a third world country, how
not me reading this while he’s saying it-
I’ve had 5 kids and never once, not even one time did I ever say to myself while in labor , man this is the worst shit of my life...
It’s more the feeling of pushing a watermelon with huge shoulders out of a cantaloupe... (that’s the G rated version)
Kristina Fisher plus it doesn’t come out of the same place? How did she not notice that lmao
As a man, I'm glad I don't have to feel that pain. Yikes.
My name is way too long, please help me as long as you don't get kicked in the balls SUPER hard you should be fine
Yeah like... the pain would be... i mean didn’t her vag hurt? Was she in so much pain she thought the shit was ripping her to her vag bc she was taking a titanic dump? 😂 I’m just saying if i was in that much pain I’d call 911, my first thought would be i had appendicitis or something
Well, if you didn't have pain wow, most women will say it's the worst pain of their lifes
I was just watching you rn before this YOU MADE ME CRY OF LAUGHTER 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
This video reminds me of this vine
"OH MY GOD KIM"
"Yes b*tch?"
"I CAN'T GET ON THE TOILET"
"Just push!"
*screaming*
"OH IT'S OKAY I WAS PREGNANT"
"Come out lookin' like a phucking nectarine!"
That line made my day
You should react to the met gala outfits
That would be hella funny💀💀
Yes i wanna see him roast james charles SO BAD
Julia T a
*kalen from ellen did that. he's also funny but not as daz of course.*
yeeess
Oml I want to see his face when he sees Harry’s outfit (Harry Styles)
Baby born in the hospital : I sleep
Baby born in the car : I sleep
Baby born on the bus : I flinch
Baby born at home : I flinch
Baby born in the toilet : I woke
Imagine being born on a bus tho like for real 😳 in front of loads of people bleuh
“The baby’s in the toilet isn’t it?! The baby has fallen out into the toilet!” 😂😂😂
Daz: imagine going for a shit and having a baby
My on the toilet: 😳
-fuck- this -shit- I’m out proceeds to go to the backyard and poop in the bucket that way if there is a mini me in there I can just throw the bucket
@@janedullard8463 how are there lines though your words 😂
Justabasicgirl
I don’t know if you’re joking or you don’t know how but if you put - on either side of of the word as long as there are no spaces in between them it’ll put a line through
@@janedullard8463 ohhh thanks I’m not joking ahha 😂
@@janedullard8463 -like- -this-
Me crying with laughter on a public bus coming home from school and the whole top of the bus just stared at me and I was at the very back
Damn blame linda
Man: I just thought she ate something wrong
Daz: Yeah, *a baby.*
I fricking luv Daz, this dood!!! XDDDDD
*oh so thats how babys are made you eat them and they plop out, is there a black market for babys?* *can you grow them in the garden?* *i need answers*
alexn310 you can buy babies at the supermarket or you buy some juice that can get you pregnant.
Lol
@@KangHaerin001 Oh even yoongi watches daz, i see you're a man of culture aswell
@@vheosk *dOeS tHiS wOrK aS a bOy?*
When the baby was wrapped in tin I was just like: are they gonna cook the baby-
For example
"Hey mum what are we having for dinner?"
"Just some cooked baby and roasted child"
"Sounds great"
Her: *looks pregnant because she is*
Also her: 👁👄👁