The fact that Gabriel, an angel of heaven, knows of catboys, Jerma, Among us and Spamton, yet doesn't know how a computer works means either someone in heaven had to help him access the Internet or he's burdened with this accursed knowledge.
@@R.BChefOfDistrict23 i was joking about the boss, and yes i know blue and red railcannons are hitscans, pretty fun to Orbital Strike someone with malicious
What I think is the most interesting about this is that Gabriel only had 24 hours to live. And he decided to spend 4 hours of it doing a twitch stream. What an absolute legend.
To shadowxat: god kinda died (or something like that.), thus "gods light"(something you'll learn about later on) disappeared, leaving him with only a day to live.(gods light is basically the angels life support.)
Honestly an underrated bit is 16:27 "What would you do to someone who pronounces _gif_ as _jif_ if they went up to you and called you _Jabriel_ " ... "I... would..." + ENRAGED ... ... (music cuts out) "I would judge them fairly." "next notification please!"
2:17:24 I like how not only was Gianni about to break character before finding a way to bounce back, but also had to clarify that he was joking in case the viewers were very impressionable.
1:26:03 Ferryman writes a heartfelt excerpt about how Gabriel saved him from certain death, his entire soul and unending thankfulness poured into it. Gabriel upon seeing the likeness of the man once again: "Who the hell is that?"
maybe he didn't recognize him through v1's crappy low-res camera (because in-universe, everything is low-res because v1 sees is that way to save resources)
this magnificent text is on the wiki. I'm not kidding. This is actually on the ultrakill wiki: "During the stream it was confirmed that even the power of an angel cannot overcome the DMCA. The implications of this are highly disturbing." "Gabriel confirmed that Angels are fueled by Monster Energy Zero Ultra."
And the Minos Prime page has the first quote saying that he spent the entire city budget on bisexual lighting and it’s put in the trivia that it’s “rumored to be the real reason Gabriel killed him”
Just imagine being a normal ass dude and getting angry in the Ultrakill universe, you just turn beet red and start making the enraged noise lmao. Like *Stubs toe* "SHIT!" + ENRAGED
2:02:57 "my eloquence shows no bounds- what the fack is happening?!" "what the hap is fuckening?!" "what the hell was that!?" i'm probably gonna start using that now
I really wish all voice actors had the freedom to use their character voices that Gianni does. Seeing how much he seemingly loves just absolutely shitposting with the Gabriel voice makes me wonder how much humor we could have if every VA could just do stuff like this.
One time the spongebob va did this for adult swim or something like that and he is no longer allowed to do the spongebob voice for stuff outside the show
Ridiculously late but Aleks Le does this, he’s the voice actor for Luke in Street fighter 6, the Main character of Persona 3 reload, and main character of Solo Levelling, and much more. He’s hilarious
I love the almost complete silence as he starts playing, finally broken by the most genuine delivery I've heard of "Really? It starts with a water level?"
The point where he said "maybe you can go write a book for someone who cares" at 15:20 is the one of the sickest burns that any angel has done, even with the power of the lord on their side.
It was such an underatted bit but I loved it whenever Gabe would say "that's not my name" whenever someone would shorten his name, it always got a soft chuckle out of me
It actually makes sense. The -iel ending on many angelic names means 'of God' so removing that part removes a very important part of their divine nature. There's a bit in Dresden files where the protagonist asks Uriel, who up until then has been very chill, if he can call him Uri. The Angel instantly turns dead serious and tells him to never do that, ever.
3:34:44 I imagine Dante and Vergil slashing their way through hell only to eventually meet Gabriel in one of his many churches. Dante orders a pizza while Vergil fights Gabriel, both nearly dying but in the end respecting each other’s power, motivation and memes.
My headcanon explanation for this is that V1 (after destroying hell and killing every last demon) has made a video game as a way to relive the memories. And that game is has since been known as Ultrakill
I suppose you _could_ theoretically place Ultrakill in the timeline as a prequel. It's implied that a stray nuke melting the ice caps and flooding the planet caused humanity's extinction in Splatoon, but what if that isn't the whole story?
Mankind is dead. Splatoon takes place after an apocalypse. Blood is fuel all the weapons and tech revolve around ink in Splatoon. Coincidence? I THINK NOT
Even tho Act III will probably end with Gabriel dying either from V1 or from his connection to the Light being severed for too long, it'd be funny to see him thousands of years after the events of Ultrakill, trying to understand Inkling culture. "They slaughter eachother repeatedly, _as a form of sport?!"_
I want to wrap Gabriel in a tortilla and put him in the microwave and watch him spin around for a minute
b
no offense but i think your microwave will explode if you put that much metal in there
I have been chuckling for 30 minutes now
real
Tacos de gabo
Beaten once
*Gets excommunicated*
Beaten twice
*Becomes a Vtuber*
@Some frick it im gonna be that one guy
*fell
@Some the true gigachad has been found
@Some LETS GO
Beaten thrice
*Starts his own OnlyFans?*
the pipeline
3:46:13 "Sorry, Gianni got loose from the... cheeseburger dimension."
chezburgr
what comes right after is even funnier
🍔
Now I want cheeseburgers
I bid you return
Gabriel Gaming is now officially canon to the ULTRAKILL lore.
What do you mean, this entire stream is canon
this is true.
@@PrinceNexus_ So does that mean Mind of gabriel in body of machine did beat s**t out of himself is canon ?
@@skell6134 Absolutely.
this is what he does when he isnt working
Gianni almost breaking character because someone simply sent a message saying "Obama" is the funniest shit
Time Stamp?
@@sentrydraws25 1:11:24
BARACK OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the way gianni rebounds back into character
Obamna
1:26:54 'Gabriel' seeing a statue of himself and saying "Who's that handsome stud?" is way funnier then it should be
1:28:22 And then it gets absolutely and completely obliterated
@@dekokiri9961pure rage straight into perfect peace
"The Machine can break the statues with it's massive dumpy"
“I think you misunderstand, I’m in hell, not Twitter” absolutely incredible, Gabriel.
Timecode?
@@reenouneer 3:09:30
@@megalucariam9045 thank you very much good sir
aren't those the same thing
@@lampaddict7885, one is much worse than the other.
I think it goes without saying which one it is.
The fact that Gabriel, an angel of heaven, knows of catboys, Jerma, Among us and Spamton, yet doesn't know how a computer works means either someone in heaven had to help him access the Internet or he's burdened with this accursed knowledge.
I like the idea of Gabriel being *completely meme illiterate.*
I mean he does visit hell regularly. Who knows maybe Minos taught him what a meme is.
@@sirshotty7689 "Gabriel. Behold the G R E A T E S T E V I L"
And he proceeds to show Gabe a twerking amogus gif
@@sirshotty7689 yeah,right before he fucking killed minos
@@ruyfire6913 That's why he had to do it
I love that _every_ time Gianni is sent away, Gabriel always says "I hate him"
Gabe is so tsundere!
Gabriel is so sick of getting beat by V1 that he plays as him to learn all of its tactics for the next fight
i hope he doesnt find out that only hitscan weapons can hit coins
@@Mutucaroxa and blue and red railcannons are hitscans
@@R.BChefOfDistrict23 i was joking about the boss, and yes i know blue and red railcannons are hitscans, pretty fun to Orbital Strike someone with malicious
remember. Gabriel only got 24 hours to defeat V.1. This better be worth it. He spended almost 5 hours of the rest of his life.
Oh fuck. I didn't knew this is the second encounter.
Dude really role-played the character he voice acts for 4 hours while playing Ultrakill, absolute legend.
✨method acting✨
actually theres something like benn done before, in latinamerica we had mordecai and rigby's official voice actors run a gaming channel
The word Obama almost broke him
@@orangeboi3387 WHEN
@@trentglasgow7114 i would get broken by "obama" too, i dont blame him
1:28:06 "I think if I saw that right, the machine can break the statues with it's massive dumpy. This is an interesting revelation."
O think he forget tô say insignificant fuck
29:52 "I've been working on my mental health. Fuck you. Die." sums up Gabriel's entire character
+BURNED
+Friendly Fire
+Multi-kill x42
Ŕyrrey5rryrytyrrrryrŕ5ttyrtrtrtrrŕrttrtryŕrrryry
@@spinalcords1819 yeah man I couldn't agree more
@@neverseemstoAsh my phone was active in my pocket and when i pixked it up to discover that?
Fuck it, i'll send it
Holy shit Gabriel is actually gaming
always has been
Gabriel ACTUAL gaming
Gabriel gaming
He may be gaming but Gabriel ultrakill Will never be ballin
Gabriel gaming VS fatherless gaming
What I think is the most interesting about this is that Gabriel only had 24 hours to live. And he decided to spend 4 hours of it doing a twitch stream. What an absolute legend.
4 hours, 41 minutes, and 1 second to be exact
What a way to die.
May I ask why he only had 24 hours to live? I quite literally just got into ultrakill
To shadowxat: god kinda died (or something like that.), thus "gods light"(something you'll learn about later on) disappeared, leaving him with only a day to live.(gods light is basically the angels life support.)
@ wow a fellow Rainworld fan and ultrakill fan, thanks I’ll prob read a bunch of the lore in the following month
"I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES, I'M DADDY'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!" -Gabriel probably
Maxor?
@@eugenepile7036 feel like that's a given
thats gabriel the judge of hell
This is truly a Max0r moment
Truly a “for your information, I am driving the corpse of king Minos like a fucking MAZDA” moment
Gabriel saying "This pic goes hard, i screenshotted it." while in character during the act 2 ending scene is pure gold
3:50:08
LMAOOO
fart
Honestly an underrated bit is 16:27
"What would you do to someone who pronounces _gif_ as _jif_ if they went up to you and called you _Jabriel_ "
...
"I... would..."
+ ENRAGED
... ...
(music cuts out)
"I would judge them fairly."
"next notification please!"
2:17:24 I like how not only was Gianni about to break character before finding a way to bounce back, but also had to clarify that he was joking in case the viewers were very impressionable.
Gianni died :(
@@PumpyGTwhat do you mean he died?
@@VerifiedHerohe probably meant the part "Please do not- DYAUGH-!!!!"
bruh i thought is was schlatt-
now that you pointed it out it really sounds like him @@glitchei
V1: "Hey gabriel, want for round 2?"
Gabriel: "not yet im fighting gabriel"
**V1 Crashes**
+ confused
V1.exe is not responding
Timestamp please?
@@The_Dumb_1_it dont have timestamp
3:18:48
*Gets ass handed
"Alright, I'm going to start playing with my monitor on."
So YOU’RE TELLING ME HE WAS DOING A BLIND RUN?
@@memor22 i mean, how is bro finna be seeing with that helmet on
Coolness @@syrupop
@@syrupop with the holy light, obviously
Cold asf
2:02:57
"what the phack is happening"
"WhAt tHe HaPp Is FuCkEnInG"
Boat jumpscare
LMAO my favorite gabriel line is now "What the happ is fuckening?"
real.
What the happ is fuckining got me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂
How do I make this my notif sound
Sorry Gianni got loose from the cheeseburger dimension is the best line ever
I NEED THE TIMESTAMP
3:46:07 timestamp
@@StarUndrscre thank you
Good to know that when in-character, the real Gianni Matragano resides in the Columbo Dimension. Must be how he got that impression down so well.
@@ThePuzzledboyOh, uh, one more thing-
1:26:03 Ferryman writes a heartfelt excerpt about how Gabriel saved him from certain death, his entire soul and unending thankfulness poured into it.
Gabriel upon seeing the likeness of the man once again: "Who the hell is that?"
LMAO
maybe he didn't recognize him through v1's crappy low-res camera (because in-universe, everything is low-res because v1 sees is that way to save resources)
I put the stream in a random moment and gabriel says "you have been judged, Carlos " and almost had a heart attack
1.40:9
Bro got judged by one of the lord’s angels.
1:40:06
Me (my name is carlos): 😨
that's horrifying LOL
my favorite moment was when Gabriel said "its Gabrin time" and then brutally Gabr'd everyone in the room
its Gabin time
I pissed my shit when he actually did
He actually did it
i need time stamp
@@v-tos21 2:02:22
Don't tell the Ferryman that Gabriel forgot what he looked like, he'll single-handedly flood the river styx ten times more with his tears
this magnificent text is on the wiki. I'm not kidding. This is actually on the ultrakill wiki:
"During the stream it was confirmed that even the power of an angel cannot overcome the DMCA. The implications of this are highly disturbing."
"Gabriel confirmed that Angels are fueled by Monster Energy Zero Ultra."
where?
And the Minos Prime page has the first quote saying that he spent the entire city budget on bisexual lighting and it’s put in the trivia that it’s “rumored to be the real reason Gabriel killed him”
@@paisleyseum4268 gabriel ultrakill is homophobic??!?!?!?! for shame!
@@palecandy im pretty sure the reasoning isn’t the lighting color itself, but the fact that he spent the entire city budget on it lmao
@@paisleyseum4268 that was max0r apparently
2:29:07 today I learned that Gabe has canonically shoved his holy meat into the prime sanctum's face-hole.
What a time to be alive.
😳
I read this comment as he said that lmao
Somehow I’m genuinely curious how the fuck that works
@@keadraws maybe minos primes face hole is what the individual human being meant
i can name about seventy people in my life who would agree.
2:04:30 "See this corpse..?! THIS WILL BE VIDEO GAMES! WHEN I..KILL IT!!.. WHEN I..FUCKING.. ULTRAKILL IT!!"
1:33:00
"I am all seeing...
...all knowing!
ALL CUMMIN- I MEAN- ALL F-.... Hang on I think there's a bossfight here!"
I did not say that - Gabriel
@@BlackGuyzYTi mean its true.
🤑🤑🤑
@@BlackGuyzYTI mean be quite literally did lmao (doesn’t this make it canon to the storyline?)
1:33:02
Just imagine being a normal ass dude and getting angry in the Ultrakill universe, you just turn beet red and start making the enraged noise lmao. Like *Stubs toe* "SHIT!" + ENRAGED
Cope + Enraged + Didn't ask
L + disrespect + you fell off
+ mauriced
ow fuAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+ PARRY
+ DISRESPECT
+ ENRAGED
+ BIG FIST KILL
+ MAURICED
+ FRIENDLY FIRE
"I take a sippy of water"
-Archangel Gabriel, Angel of Revelation, Commander of the Powers
August 18th, 2022
2:20:20 Holy shit, Gabriel's got guts to talk to his mom like that. Damn
with the cat ears
The fact he sounds like he's crying too makes this moment even more amazing.
@@Uni02BN and with the princess hat
@@ericcarvalhoferreira512 he is crying…. beautiful
Bro got balls of steel
Really expected V1 to show up and go like: "nnngh, I'm a thirsty little robot, you have to water me, you have to use your blood"
V1 was too busy being controlled by Gabriel
“I am… NOT doing that.”
@@commanderruby901 "and just let him die?!"
@@commanderruby901 AND JUST LET IT FUCKING [ha ha ha]?
These comments
14:52 "One bit? I'm not even reading your name." Had me giggling and kicking my feet lmao.
the disrespect
@@idiotic_cisco8210 You could even say
+Disrespect
All “Fishy” moments
50:45 *gasp* fishy
53:35 fishy.
55:06 I summon thee. FEMBOY FISHY!(Fishing??)
*f i s h e*
fishy
ngl i did not expect the first fish to be the dopefish
Dope fish dies
I'm pretty sure he said "femboy fishing", which is the name of an unimaginably based youtube channel
1:17:14 I feel like that half-second of boss music was an indication of how *just barely* Gabriel contained his rage
*Realisation*
It was the Ultrakill equivalent to Raiden entering Ripper Mode when Bladewolf didn’t shake his hand
@@zorglordsupreme5112 As a mgr enjoyer, This is based
@TheGlitched Missile As are you, friend. All who partake in the absolute experience that is MGR are based
@@zorglordsupreme5112 all that realize that MGR is below average at best are based
1:55:41
No one:
Gabriel: Proceeds to talk about angel's nipples while shredding through waves of enemies.
25:15 cracks me up each time
Absolutely ZERO hesitation
The donation after that one is super funny too
He knew exactly the right thing to say lol
Mods, crush his skull, thanks.
Mods crush his skull type energy
1:45:50 love the implication that whether or not Gabriel likes V1’s feet is important lore
knowing the ultrakill devs...
Holy shit that's Pyre music. Gabe is a man of excellence.
Also very thematically relevant
not to be that guy, but youd think he said that on purpose
Dude hakitas insane so probably
Watching Gabriel telling a bunch of fish to behave is the cutest thing I've ever seen
I think he was saying that to the stream chat
I loved the part where Gabriel said "IT'S ULTRAKILLING TIME" then proceeded to ultrakill everyone
48:31
Funny story about that, there was like 15 people saying that in chat at the time
he really said it now
He also said it at 3:31:22
HE...HE DIDNT.......
HE DID SAY IT
One of the games of all time.
The frickin vine boom at 3:44:50 was masterfully used.
AHAHHAA
Gabe spitting facts
@@zer0synd1cate 🗿
That whole vine boom bit was amazing. Chat was spamming CHAD and BASED
@@FausSkibidiToiletRizz 🗿
55:52 Gabriel calling machines cute even tho he hates them
Guess Gabriel's a leg guy? Since Sentries don't have any arms.
I fucking love sentries they’re cute af
Just hearing the word *f i s h e* from Gabriel a literal angel is the funniest thing to me
_the dopefish dies..._
A SUPREME angel mind you
Foreshadowing
The reading of “Gabe” in the messages followed IMMEDIATELY by “Never call me that” is so FUNNY
1:21:10 is proof that Jerma is Ultrakill canon and, in fact, a god.
Few have witnessed the power of "peep the horror"
The great Jeremiah is also known for killing powerful beings like Santa
Does that also mean Goku is canon in Ultrakill?
@@notverifiable3731 also walter white
@@notverifiable3731 Goku was sent to fortnite by Gabriel so yes
I swear, Jerma’s gonna have a cameo in this game.
2:36:30
“None of those words are in the Bible, seek Jesus”
*”And send me the source-“*
that's exactly something Gabriel Ultrakill would say
I *hate* how I immediately recognize the video 😭
@@Pikwii😦
@@Pikwii😦
@@Pikwii😦
2:36:36
"-then we kissed."
best thing I've heard in a while
6:54 "im goin-" and then he was gone...
God in the ultrakill universe be like ^
2:10:40 LMAO WE LOVE GABRIEL, ANYONE WHO DOES THIS IS BASED
"It Was The Will Of God"
2:10:38
46:46
2:10:51
47:03
2:02:57
"my eloquence shows no bounds- what the fack is happening?!"
"what the hap is fuckening?!"
"what the hell was that!?"
i'm probably gonna start using that now
I really wish all voice actors had the freedom to use their character voices that Gianni does. Seeing how much he seemingly loves just absolutely shitposting with the Gabriel voice makes me wonder how much humor we could have if every VA could just do stuff like this.
One time the spongebob va did this for adult swim or something like that and he is no longer allowed to do the spongebob voice for stuff outside the show
The JP voicecast of One Piece did a whole game of Among Us once. Not sure if it was in character or not, but they did.
Ridiculously late but Aleks Le does this, he’s the voice actor for Luke in Street fighter 6, the Main character of Persona 3 reload, and main character of Solo Levelling, and much more. He’s hilarious
Gabriel is just so enthralled with the fish
f i s h y
f i s h e
Nopefish dies.
I summon THE FEMBOY F I S H Y
He likes the fembussy
Now we need him playing Pressure as Sebastian
yes
yes
Y E S
yes
Yes
I love the almost complete silence as he starts playing, finally broken by the most genuine delivery I've heard of "Really? It starts with a water level?"
50:20 for anyone wondering
@@Max_Caseterathank you sir
The point where he said "maybe you can go write a book for someone who cares" at 15:20 is the one of the sickest burns that any angel has done, even with the power of the lord on their side.
+ FRIED
+ENRAGED
+OVERKILL
@@baharrothbluu + Lviathan
Yeah I replied to my own comment, fuck off
@@HollowWorks + mauriced
59:37 "All that water made me thirsty. ... i take a little sippy."
-Gabriel
gabriel spending his last hours gaming. such a real gamer
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE SPENDS THE LAST HOURS GAMING?
MY MOM! **High five**
gaber
@@drachengard”FUCK YOU MOM! IM A BIG BOY NOW!
oh no
1:43:52 this whole segment is the funniest moment of the stream imo
british
(Mario 64 Slider starts emanating from the portal to Britain)
"Oh God, what's- what're they- *_GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!?"_*
I fucking died. And then died HARDER when he did the accent.
@@serraramayfield9230 the finality of him saying the last line really topped off the moment, thats why its one of my favorties
@@CaptainCFalconI like the steamed ham reference my guy
1:01:58 "What is your favourite hmyn?" John 3:17 Halo lmao, genius answer
>Dies one time against himself
"IM SO STRONG"
I love you gianni
38:12 my most favorite part hands down
38:21
@@bdavis7751 bit more accurate but i just wanna give ppl a little more context of what exactly im talking about.
38:27 babygirl giggle
@@theeskrungly REAL
I wonder if he knows of all those unholy images of him
When he said skill issue at 15:46 had me rolling on the floor
he had 24 hours before the fathers light left his body.
he spent 4 of them killing another him
That's time well spent.
Certainly.
2:02:29 when he said "ITS GAB'IN TIME" and gabed all over those guys it was the biggest plot twist in history
I would do just about anything to have the chat replay beside this, chat always elevates the experience.
2:04:30 when he threatened to ultrakill video games it was the most emotionally devastating things
*”This* will be video games, when I *KILL IT!* When I $&@$ING *ULTRAKILL IT!”*
Nice
I love how he plays his theme everytime he gets angry
I mean if you had that power wouldn't you too?
“IM A BIG BOY NOW, AND I MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS!”
**stubs my toe**
Neighbors: “Why do I hear boss music?”
its just canonical at this point with minos and gabriel that their music just radiates off of them, difference is gabriel can control it
Just right after i finished reading this comment the theme played
“V1 the robot from Ultrakill has subscribed mods can we please ban that user thank you”
Man Gabriel has really fallen on hard times after getting beaten twice by a toaster.
by a GoPro camera
@@azayadler8332 I thought V1 was a Nikkon?
Nah he a flashlight
@@ZanaTheBatPony an insignificant fuck, according to the angel
Walking camera with guns
50:44 Gabriel is so wholesome. 50:49 Gabriel remembers that this is hell
ain't that the fish from doom?
@@kyberebellion980 well yes, but its actually from commander keen
@@kyberebellion980 it's the well-known fish called Dopefish
Fishie
Dope fish dies
Fishie
hearing gabriel say "i took a sippy of water" is mind shattering
The water made him thirsty
@@Manwithsquirrel correc
I started predicting it 2/3rds of the way through
It was such an underatted bit but I loved it whenever Gabe would say "that's not my name" whenever someone would shorten his name, it always got a soft chuckle out of me
It was the running gag of the stream
It actually makes sense. The -iel ending on many angelic names means 'of God' so removing that part removes a very important part of their divine nature. There's a bit in Dresden files where the protagonist asks Uriel, who up until then has been very chill, if he can call him Uri. The Angel instantly turns dead serious and tells him to never do that, ever.
Thats not his name
@@benlubbers4943 ...Isn't he actually just Gabe now, then?
I was scrolling through and saw this as soon as he said it
2:09:33 Note to self: IRS potentially stronger than Heaven
It is inevitable
I once found an article on Google titled, and I kid you not, "Heaven can wait... but the IRS wont."
So this is a third prime?
57:25 "who dares invoke their might against me? ow shi.... fuck im not gonna lie that hurt a little" (dies)
1:47:27
This has to be the funniest shit ive ever seen, you went a whole extra mille for that 5$ anonymous tip,
Never stop being you dude.
727 wysi
Scizokphrinea.
WHEN YOU SEE IT
727 wysi!!11!¿!
WYSI WYFSI
53:36
*has said nothing the past 2 minutes*
f i s h i e
F. I. S. H. E
my favorite food :D
*f i s h i e.*
@@RegulaPlayerWhat if you wanted to go to bed, but gabriel stood over your bed with a plate of fish and said to you..*Fishy*
50:45 “ah Fishe”
Little did we know, that was foreshadowing
55:04
@@SikorKenai that’s him endorsing the fan side
3:19:55 "Was washing the gore out of my taint, it gets stuck in there sometimes." - Gabriel (Ultrakill)
1:41:40 “owo to you too” rotates in my brain all the time
the sound:🤨🤨
the voice:😐😐💀💀
Even the opening is a meme
"It is I Gabriel JUDGE OF HEL well FORMER JUDGE OF HELL we will get into it later probably"
3:34:44
I imagine Dante and Vergil slashing their way through hell only to eventually meet Gabriel in one of his many churches. Dante orders a pizza while Vergil fights Gabriel, both nearly dying but in the end respecting each other’s power, motivation and memes.
i did not expext dmc here
@@Ploaper it is a surprise, but a welcome one
Dante: “You guys done having your little power trip?”
Vergil: “SILENCE, Dante!”
Gabriel: “SILENCE, fool!”
damn the vergil disrespect
@@Ploaper dude this game has several dmc references
1:01:41 So that means Gabriel never met V2
It will be sad when Gabriel is going to graduate in Act 3 because of THAT FUDGING PATHFINDER KNOCKOFF.
I imagine Hakita saw this and is actually gonna make this into a reality
GoPro with a gun duct-taped to it
Pathfinder WISHES he was like V1
@@CQBlitz0 Pathfinder uses cringe heath packs, meanwhile chad V1 sipping a blood bag he stole from a hospital meant for terminally ill😎🔥💯
@@walterblanco5046 he has blood in a wine glass.
Gabriel: i take a little sippy :3
59:36
He take a lil sippy
He do be taken a little sippy
[he took lil sippy]
1:35:54
He took quite a few sippies
9:41
" b e g o n e "
"ᵃ"
2:15:50 The fact he called out Warframe players just gave me fucking shivers as I am one myself
tfw playing warframe as he said that ....
Same here my man
Don’t even have Harrow but I’m with Gabriel on this one.
Man I love warframe
same
gabriel the man had 24 hours to live spent 4 of those gaming
Sigma moment
Apparently he has about 6 hours left to live in game, so he has 2 hours to do what he wants still
I like how that implies v1 canonically just tears through hell in less then a day
Time well spent
@@josephdavison4189 But its says tip of the day not tip of the level
One shudders to imagine what unholy thoughts runs behind that helmet as the words "...you'll have your own V2." were spoken. 2:28:28
My headcanon explanation for this is that V1 (after destroying hell and killing every last demon) has made a video game as a way to relive the memories. And that game is has since been known as Ultrakill
considering how the second act begins, this really onto something 🤔
Hakita is v1
Considering how V-series bots can rebuild their parts, making an entertaining videogame from scratch wouldn't be much of a big deal for them.
This gives me Matrix 4 vibes
Grandpa v1
1:45:50 "Houston cheered 100 bits and says, 'Do you like V1's feet?'. I was told not to say any important lore questions."
*W H A T*
My man houston is into more things than cars, y'know?
Or *CAR BOMBS?*
bro is not to say that he does, in fact, like the humanoid bomb factory's feet.
19:48 The hypothetical lore implications of this for both Ultrakill and Splatoon 3 makes this even funnier than it has any right to be.
Well we never see earth in Ultrakill so now we know what happened.
I suppose you _could_ theoretically place Ultrakill in the timeline as a prequel. It's implied that a stray nuke melting the ice caps and flooding the planet caused humanity's extinction in Splatoon, but what if that isn't the whole story?
Mankind is dead. Splatoon takes place after an apocalypse. Blood is fuel all the weapons and tech revolve around ink in Splatoon. Coincidence? I THINK NOT
Even tho Act III will probably end with Gabriel dying either from V1 or from his connection to the Light being severed for too long, it'd be funny to see him thousands of years after the events of Ultrakill, trying to understand Inkling culture.
"They slaughter eachother repeatedly, _as a form of sport?!"_
@@Dr.Pootis that would be LOVELY.
2:21:24
Gotta love how casually he reads that
3:11:19
Gabriel loses it at "Beans Canisters"
“You can break the *Bean Canisters?!”* - Gabriel, Ultrakill
BEANS FOR ALL
GOD IS GENEROUS
“YOU INSIGNIFICANT F***! This is NOT OVER!!!”
My favorite quote from this game.
My favorite is his entire opening speech for his fight in Act 2
2:11:07
I didn’t know that master chief was in the Bible, thank you, Gabriel
1:13:40 “BEHOLD!!! THE LEGGIES OF AN ANGEL!!!”
BEHOLD!! TH- why are my cat ears on
3:11:27
“BEANS FOR ALL! GOD IS GENEROUS.”