So fun fact about S-2: All-Imperfect Love Song (the dating sim) Hakita was more or less suffering from the same thing Mirage was around the time this was written - crippling, will-to-live-draining existential dread. The entire thing could be considered an internal dialogue from Hakita to himself as he fought against his own Nihilistic fears, and while naturally such dread will never simply disappear... You can always fight it, and search for the light in the darkness.
As someone else who suffers with the same thing, the level absolutely clotheslined me in a good way. I've actually got a Mirage pin on the way to remind me that it's okay to deal with that stuff and that there's still good things to come regardless. 💙
Ah yes, ultrakill. My favorite action fps-horror-puzzle-visual novel-platforming-fishing sim-cleaning simulator game which has sandcastles as nukes and hampters that can decimate a universe. you didnt miss many secrets, if at all. however there are many out of bounds tricks that were removed, but the manually added back by the dev for the speedrun community, that each have a little funny message. "What's updoor?" -T. HAKITA. (0-2) "The filth are gone, but the memory remains." -T. HAKITA. (4-3) "Pipe clip lives" -T. HAKITA. (0-1) there are many more but these aer my faves
They were never removed actually. They got reported but Hakita left them in for the speed runners on purpose. But then they kept getting reported, so he slapped the text there so that people would shut up about them already kek
@@its_unbearable 5-S. i will try not to spoil what happens in this level but you can probably figure it out. (secret exit is at dry part of 5-1 good luck)
So a neat little easter egg is the "Frog (?)" in the Fishing Mini game is the creature seen in Iron Lung, which is developed by the dude who made Dusk. And Iron Lung has "Blood Oceans" so the fact that thing ("Frog") can only be caught in Lower Bloods is a neat detail.
to answer your question about maurice taking less damage from explosions, he actually takes no damage from explosions. completely invulnerable. that's why explosive projectiles bounce off.
@@gatotriyantolanang4028 i am 100% sure that the terminal entry for the malicious face says somewhere at the bottom in the strategy section that it is immune to explosion damage is and that’s why it also uses the big yellow explosion laser at close ranges
@@davidgernke9871 I checked, it does, but in a strangely indirect way. The specific quote is "Due to their invulnerability to explosions..." and then a bunch of stuff about how they can and will use their explosion beam at close range.
To clarify, the puzzle game section is a *direct* parody of the game "The Witness". Hence the name "The Witless". Easily one of the best puzzle games of all time in my opinion, if a bit over-pretentious.
It's not, for one single reason : If you beat it with all crates, you get the crash bandicoot cheat, allowing you to play ALL levels as crash. It's quite something.
The ''Hark! Neptune has struck them dead'' is a reference to the Lighthouse where Willem Dafoe just goes on a rant because Robert Pattinson doesn't like his food
I remember playing that dating Sim level and my friend walked in on me, and I had to explain to him that I'm not playing a dating simulator and that it's a secret joke level (he's never heard of ultrakill before)
the Frog (?) inside the fishing minigame is a refrence to the monster from iron lung and another fun fact about that is that in the game files that monster is called "frog"
5:57 my freand was streaming ultrakill decided to troll him and made him do this secret it took him olmost 3 hours so finish the puzzle he refused to use a guide hes american btw
by the way with the s.r.s cannon you can also combo the cebrus easily by standing right next to him in front or back as long as you are facing him. then shoot the cannon full speed and at the same time parry it (you should parry after shooting srs cannon like 1 milisecond
idk if chat told you about core nuke yet(didnt see you mention it in either ultrakill vid(also im assuming youve cleared p-1 already so hm)) but basically while shooting the core with a hitscan leads to a bigger explosion, specifically shooting it with a malicious railcannon leads to... more explosive results. also if you are curious enough there is a 18min video by herbmessiah on coin mechanics, geniunely the reason why i even started playing this game. You should definitely check it out if you want to SSStyle on your enemies
Oh god, i was on call with my friend when i first did the lust secret mission, and when i saw it, i slammed my laptop shut as i panicked due to the fact that it was a dating sim
Fun fact the frog from the fishing minigame is based off the game iron lung(i think) which is about going into the depths then dieing to a frog, which is probably based off the titan idk
The puzzles are literally "The Witness" Same puzzle style, wouldn't be surprised if there was a secret puzzle that was a part of the map itself and not just a TV screen. Edit : This was from the perspective of someone who went "Hey wait a second... I recognize this game... They literally recreated this in their own game" You know?
9:50 such a good day to be doing the rational decision of believing there is an afterlife that can be bad or good depending on what you do now. Rationale behind it (aplies to ANY belief): If you believe, you will be met with either "disapointment" or a VERY good outcome If you dont believe, you'll be met with a neutral (disapointment) or a VERY bad outcome
There is a theory where each of the secret missions are deterrents for trespassers of each Ring S-0 is the typical horror tactic where an unkillable entity instantly slaughters anyone who comes in S-1 is disguised as a dating sim, fitting for the Lust Layer, but also attempts to boggle the victim with existential terror S-2 is a crash clone that punishes and kills victims during their quest for all the boxes S-3 is a fishing game, contrasting to the themes of Wrath, but it literally induces Rage due to the score board being incomplete thanks to the mysterious, uncatchable Size 2 fish
So, fun fact about the coin punch. Nearly every boss when you fight them is completely invulnerable to damage. The reason I say nearly, is that you can actually kill V2 in the first encounter with coin punches before the fight even starts (nothing else aside from ricoshots seem to work during this period). This is the only boss like that and it hasn't been patched out, to my knowledge (it very well could've, tho, as I don't follow the community that closely, nor have I played the game myself)
The frog in the fishing minigamr secret mission is actually an reference to the game "Iron lung" which i wont spoil to fellow gamers who want to know what it actually is.
So fun fact about S-2: All-Imperfect Love Song (the dating sim)
Hakita was more or less suffering from the same thing Mirage was around the time this was written - crippling, will-to-live-draining existential dread. The entire thing could be considered an internal dialogue from Hakita to himself as he fought against his own Nihilistic fears, and while naturally such dread will never simply disappear... You can always fight it, and search for the light in the darkness.
As someone else who suffers with the same thing, the level absolutely clotheslined me in a good way. I've actually got a Mirage pin on the way to remind me that it's okay to deal with that stuff and that there's still good things to come regardless. 💙
Thanks Joshua Graham
well, its puzzles from the Game the Witness, so its of course its fun
..that's not really a 'fun' fact
"He's My Light In The Darkness."
Players: NOOOO! YOU HAVE TO CHOSE ONE GAME GENRE!
Hakita: No, I want all of them.
super true
this is the game version of a variety yt channel
Hakita is the fkn goat.
"What genre do you want"
Hakita: *YES*
“But I like them all.”
The way he said "you can't do this to me" after he finds the dating sim part
I was broken inside
MICHAEL! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! MICHAEL! MICHAEEEELLL!!!
Kind regards of reminds me of a specific TH-camr that might be a bit mentally unstable
"No, no, you can't do this to me! Do you know how much I sacrificed?"
@@Slightlyfreaky_7I was thinking the same thing lmao
The unofficial wiki page for 1-S lists the enemies as "Yourself" and the challenge as "Not looking up the solutions online."
The future is now
It also says the objective for 0-S is not shitting yourself
@@Hoothouse Although in that case it's actually listed as that in game, despite challenges never being displayed for secret missions.
@@Hoothouse well, i need to do that level again
@@Hoothouse and 2-S is "Don't cry about it."
"Heres a puzzle for the game developers. How long until I reach your house?" - Max0r
"But even in this abyss of endless terror, my mind could never have imagined the horror I witnessesd." *Genshin ad*
TH-cam is wild for that💀
i got a genshin ad of a half naked green child on a swing
is that the layer between greed and lust?
@@Pihsrosnec hahaha yes
@@Pihsrosnec Yeah, Genshin is sorta just that
The giant plush in the distance of the Hall Of Shame is of the same person who made Jakito
salad
That's awesome
@@ultraferal6138🥗
@@ultraferal6138🥗
Fun fact: something wickeds sound is actually just a hot knife on dry ice
And altered in someway
Something sharp
Ultrakill 1000° knife challenge
Ultraheat🔥🔥🔥
@@YourlocalultrakillerSpicy 🥵🥵🥵
@@Frostbyte_Ace-XD😭🙏
Ah yes, ultrakill. My favorite action fps-horror-puzzle-visual novel-platforming-fishing sim-cleaning simulator game which has sandcastles as nukes and hampters that can decimate a universe.
you didnt miss many secrets, if at all. however there are many out of bounds tricks that were removed, but the manually added back by the dev for the speedrun community, that each have a little funny message. "What's updoor?" -T. HAKITA. (0-2) "The filth are gone, but the memory remains." -T. HAKITA. (4-3) "Pipe clip lives" -T. HAKITA. (0-1) there are many more but these aer my faves
They were never removed actually. They got reported but Hakita left them in for the speed runners on purpose. But then they kept getting reported, so he slapped the text there so that people would shut up about them already kek
Ultrakill has fishing???
@@its_unbearable 5-S. i will try not to spoil what happens in this level but you can probably figure it out. (secret exit is at dry part of 5-1 good luck)
@@apotatolmao also it's literally 1/3 of this video
Dont forget the cleaning simulator
Now seems to be a good time to mention that the sell body pillows of gabe and v1 on the ultrakill store
I have gabe, the material isn't the best to cuddle with but it's still a cute cover
@@NyxySharkis it worth the price though?
@@Reinaa-i it's not too expensive and it is funny, so I'd say yes.
@@NyxyShark I’ll let you know if I buy it 💯
THERE'S MINOS PRIME TOO WTF
So a neat little easter egg is the "Frog (?)" in the Fishing Mini game is the creature seen in Iron Lung, which is developed by the dude who made Dusk.
And Iron Lung has "Blood Oceans" so the fact that thing ("Frog") can only be caught in Lower Bloods is a neat detail.
oh so im not the only one who noticed that lol
@@EmulatedPixels fesh
to answer your question about maurice taking less damage from explosions, he actually takes no damage from explosions. completely invulnerable. that's why explosive projectiles bounce off.
This is a great example why you should read the terminal entries
@@davidgernke9871I don't think is explained in the terminal lol
@@gatotriyantolanang4028 i am 100% sure that the terminal entry for the malicious face says somewhere at the bottom in the strategy section that it is immune to explosion damage is and that’s why it also uses the big yellow explosion laser at close ranges
@@davidgernke9871 I checked, it does, but in a strangely indirect way. The specific quote is "Due to their invulnerability to explosions..." and then a bunch of stuff about how they can and will use their explosion beam at close range.
To clarify, the puzzle game section is a *direct* parody of the game "The Witness". Hence the name "The Witless". Easily one of the best puzzle games of all time in my opinion, if a bit over-pretentious.
"But in the last of my moments,i witnessed something horrible."
*Head and shoulders ad starts*
I had to do it
In the minute 25:22 that "Frog" is actually a monster from iron lung is an epic reference
fun fact: raiseriggy was forever ago blud you can change your pfp now
Just the fact that on a large tower there’s the word “penis” written on it is so hilarious to me.
i like how mirage has toast with blood smeared on it
Nah when i was reading the wiki apparently thats an anime genre or smth to do with jelly and bread and being late for school
It's a slice of life anime trope @@baconflakes3345
I like how each of the secret levels is just a different genre of game, I wonder what the last 2 will be
Imagine it becomes a stealth game
ultrakart and ultra dance dance revolution
would be crazy if it was a card game (because some soldiers liked doing card games i think i dont rememeber)
@@gidby ULTRAwar (the card game)
Gets a RTS game like StarCraft
8:23
THAT’S THE SAME REACTION MAX0R HAD!
The fact that everyones response to the Dating Sim is "You can't do this to me" is hilarious
clash of the brandicoot is the hardest level in the game
convince me otherwise
I died more time on this level than I did on p-2.
@@Knuckles7712 prime sanctums doesnt have anything on bad depth perception
It's not, for one single reason :
If you beat it with all crates, you get the crash bandicoot cheat, allowing you to play ALL levels as crash.
It's quite something.
@@GrosBoulet i need to do prime sanctums with that
I lasted there for a solid whole hour, more than Minos on my first day attempts. This game is wild
every good vidiogame has a dading sim in game where the charecters are over exaggerated comical versions of themselfs
I mean rain world also has a secret dating sim and it's great
@@ScS-g1oexcuse me rain world has what now ?
@@tritriton8478 if you ascend as in you get put in a dating sim
the song in the crash bandicoot level is called “the song that plays in the level consequently known as 4-S”
Is that a reference to STMPWYFS?
The rain formerly known as purple?
@@eatarock For anyone seeing this that doesn't know what that acronym is, it stands for "Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans"
it’s actually colloquially btw
if you put the soap on that pedestal on greed it makes the rotating lights turn RGB
The game is about we going rampage on hell, yet the fandom treat it like a dating sim with an angel
And i don't have a problem about that
Because there is literally a dating sin in game?
it isn’t?
8:05 THE BAMBOOZLED "what" I CANT
15:25 ah yes, "I'm gonna lie..."
Thats how that saying goes
"I'm not good at puzzles" nono, The witness is just a bitch of a game to get through.
I swear th witness Easter egg revived my ptsd of playing that damned game...
So many circles.... Must draw line....
24:20 BLAHAJ AQUIRED
"a sign of femininity or 'those who receive',"
The ''Hark! Neptune has struck them dead'' is a reference to the Lighthouse where Willem Dafoe just goes on a rant because Robert Pattinson doesn't like his food
yet another hit for Knuckles I haven't seen half these secrets so glad to see one of my favorite youtubers do em
dude, scp, terraria (music), ultrakill and dont starve? this guy is godsent
Lol
also recently hollow knight he's even more godsent now
@@Vlyg11rain worl
@@I.A.W.D rainworl
I remember playing that dating Sim level and my friend walked in on me, and I had to explain to him that I'm not playing a dating simulator and that it's a secret joke level (he's never heard of ultrakill before)
lmao
the Frog (?) inside the fishing minigame is a refrence to the monster from iron lung and another fun fact about that is that in the game files that monster is called "frog"
I also went in completely blind to ULTRAKILL. I was completely on edge the entire fishing level. Also 2-S genuinely changed my outlook on life.
'So what genre is your game?'
Hakita: yes
Again, great vid, I'll be waiting to the most honest and peaceful king fight (minos)
I know that in context it means a lot, but i cant help but laugh at "the human mind is an evolutionary maladaptation"
If anyones favourite secret is S-2, they shall face and I quote, *JUDGEMENT*
8:03RIGHT AFTER "my mind couldve never imagined the horror ive witnessed" an ad appeared
The true horror of youtube is ads all along
23:01 dope fish from DOOM (or smth I forgor)
It's commander keen
@@Karthikkun2805 oh yeah but the dope is also in DOOM as an Easter egg
@@AshtenVR ay you said forgot sooooo......... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@Karthikkun2805 lol 😂
The question isn’t “What do I do with hampter,” it’s “What wouldn’t I do with hampter?”
Unironically that dating sim level helped me cope with my chronic panic attacks
but how ?
5:57 my freand was streaming ultrakill decided to troll him and made him do this secret it took him olmost 3 hours so finish the puzzle he refused to use a guide hes american btw
So is “you can’t do this to me” the default response to the dating sim?
Thanks ultrakill for giving me an existencial crisis in sheer heart attacks secret level, i needed it soo much
I love how the first secret level is an horror game then a puzzle then its silly
i would love to just chill in the fishing game one, it's so peaceful
The music is unironically pretty calming
It also proves that no good game is complete without a fishing mini game
by the way with the s.r.s cannon you can also combo the cebrus easily by standing right next to him in front or back as long as you are facing him. then shoot the cannon full speed and at the same time parry it (you should parry after shooting srs cannon like 1 milisecond
Projectile Ballin i call it
9:25
THE FUCK YOU MEAN “NUH UH?!”
At 25:20 the "fish" you caught was the creature from Iron Lung.
i love how the shark in the fishing minigame is just a blahaj
"IHAVETOSEEIHAVETOKNOW"
that shark you caught that's a reference to IKEA's blahaj
idk if chat told you about core nuke yet(didnt see you mention it in either ultrakill vid(also im assuming youve cleared p-1 already so hm)) but basically while shooting the core with a hitscan leads to a bigger explosion, specifically shooting it with a malicious railcannon leads to... more explosive results.
also if you are curious enough there is a 18min video by herbmessiah on coin mechanics, geniunely the reason why i even started playing this game. You should definitely check it out if you want to SSStyle on your enemies
SSshitstorm
The "Frog..?" Was from another game. Iron lung I believe.
Florp.
Florp
Florp
Florp
Florp.
Florp.
7:39 YO CHAT IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE????
i love the Frog (?) fish, great reference to Iron Lung lmao 😂
Ayeee nice, more ultrakill content to consume
i have never played this and am genuinely impressed
me dying of the urge to 🤓 when he calls Minos “minnos”:
how DO you even pronounce it then
minus?
@@isimsoyisim460 pronounce it like mynoas
Listen to how sisyphus prime says it
@@poatatoooo silence. *skeleton divine death blast*
@@Kayuscalius"you dare come into my home and tell me how to arrange my furniture?!"
There’s a secret on the earth mover level behind the other earthmover
I saw it in a clip, I know I missed it
25:20-25:25 yay, iron lung fish
Frog ? Is an iron lung refrence , at the of the game it kills you
28:59 "these florps... to hold me ?"
there are so many refferences to other games in the fishing minigame
15:25
"i'm gonna lie, i didn't expect that."
The puzzle game was based off the Witness, which is, imo, one of the best puzzle games ever made. Fun fact for you.
Neato
21:14 reminds me of Domo from that one garrys mod map
the "Huh." after all imperfect love song was great.
5:40 you would love the witness. very good and fun game
Oh god, i was on call with my friend when i first did the lust secret mission, and when i saw it, i slammed my laptop shut as i panicked due to the fact that it was a dating sim
I realized that the "Frog" that you caught on the lower waters, it does look similar to the monster of Iron Lung.
There's a secret messege in "ship of fools" When you return the blue skull to the ferryman with the rocket luncher
Lol, I didn't think I would see the puzzle from the Witness in another game LOLOLOLOL
it seems most people dont know what the reference is from the puzzle secret
I think thr puzzels are a reference to a puzzel game with similar mechanics.
Edit:After seeing the mission bame, ye it's a reference to the witness.
My guess on the secret level for violence is that it will be e1m1 of doom
Aged quite well
Fun fact the frog from the fishing minigame is based off the game iron lung(i think) which is about going into the depths then dieing to a frog, which is probably based off the titan idk
The upside down pyramid of boxes in 4-S has broken me
7:36 is that a jojo reference
I don’t know why but I feel like I’ve seen the phrase “it’s a living” in undertale a long time ago.
huh
the Frog (?) is a reference to iron lung’s ending
U say "this asshole is next" refering to minos, but hes actually the only moraly good character in all of ultrakill
true
The puzzles are literally "The Witness"
Same puzzle style, wouldn't be surprised if there was a secret puzzle that was a part of the map itself and not just a TV screen.
Edit : This was from the perspective of someone who went "Hey wait a second... I recognize this game... They literally recreated this in their own game" You know?
7-S is a really nice break after hours of secret hunting and challenge completing (I should probably go outside)
some of these secrets are so wild i thought some of them were mods or just community animations 😭
9:50 such a good day to be doing the rational decision of believing there is an afterlife that can be bad or good depending on what you do now.
Rationale behind it (aplies to ANY belief):
If you believe, you will be met with either "disapointment" or a VERY good outcome
If you dont believe, you'll be met with a neutral (disapointment) or a VERY bad outcome
There is a theory where each of the secret missions are deterrents for trespassers of each Ring
S-0 is the typical horror tactic where an unkillable entity instantly slaughters anyone who comes in
S-1 is disguised as a dating sim, fitting for the Lust Layer, but also attempts to boggle the victim with existential terror
S-2 is a crash clone that punishes and kills victims during their quest for all the boxes
S-3 is a fishing game, contrasting to the themes of Wrath, but it literally induces Rage due to the score board being incomplete thanks to the mysterious, uncatchable Size 2 fish
Ah yes this was me learning the thing in the thing
So, fun fact about the coin punch. Nearly every boss when you fight them is completely invulnerable to damage. The reason I say nearly, is that you can actually kill V2 in the first encounter with coin punches before the fight even starts (nothing else aside from ricoshots seem to work during this period). This is the only boss like that and it hasn't been patched out, to my knowledge (it very well could've, tho, as I don't follow the community that closely, nor have I played the game myself)
19:26 That's indeed a reference, to the movie The Lighthouse.
One can imagine sisyphus happy in a hopeless, meaningless, and futile universe we live in.
The frog in the fishing minigamr secret mission is actually an reference to the game "Iron lung" which i wont spoil to fellow gamers who want to know what it actually is.
The "Frog.....?" Is the monster in iron lung's full model
imagine being a normal enemy doing ur stuff and then you see some robot walking goofily
you: reads every word and letter of the dating sim
me: i aint hearin allat!
You can use cheats to enable the brandicoot mode in every level. And AFAIK, ALL Of them are playable.
BTW the blood like and deeper blood and the "frog" are all a reference to the horror game called "iorn lung*
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