I was so excited that he referenced it lol I love Hot Shots, grew up with it as a family favorite for years before I got around to seeing any of Top Gun tbh
Actually, that wouldn't have happened. In Spanish-speaking countries, women don't change their family names after getting married. Ever. That's because in those countries people have TWO family names instead of just one: the first family name from the father and the first family name from the mother (Penelope's full name is Penélope Cruz Sánchez).
"In Oblivion, he fights a clone of himself." "Must be hard to have one actor play two characters in the same scene." Was anyone else hoping that Screenwriter Guy and Producer Guy would get into a fist fight over this?
"must be hard to have one actor play two characters in the same scene" "Actually it's super easy barely an inconvenience" no explanation actually given
2:23 that was a pretty nice detail "Must be hard to have 1 actor play 2 characters in the same scene" - "Actually is super easy, barely and inconvenient" whilst looking at the camera (obviously implying he's doing the same thing at that time and breaking the 4th wall at the same time)... simply amazing!
The funny thing was that he just said "Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience" - and then nothing more. Every other time, he explains why it's super easy.
Top 10 actors I’d like to see Pitch Meetings for: 1. John Wayne 2. Elvis 3. Jimmy Stewart 4. Katherine Hepburn 5. Sandra Bullock 6. Tom Hanks 7. Denzil Washington 8. Morgan Freeman 9. Keanu Reeves 10. Meryl Streep
BlackSmokeDMax there a video somewhere, where the Paparazzi were harassing him and Katie Holmes. They appeared to be exactly the same height, but everyone knows she was normally 2-3” taller than him. Cruise is so vain, he seemed to forbid her from wearing heels, while he constantly wore Lifts in his shoes, or had special high heeled shoes make for himself. He’s just as bad as The Rock, for needing constant praise and adoration.
I just started Game of Thrones. So glad they made him an awesome main character so at least he won't die right away for once! Can't wait to see where his character is at in 6 seasons
I LOVE your videos!! I typically only watch SR videos when I'm sick, exhausted, low on time, and/or low on brain power since there are only so many random lists about movie crap I can handle without yawning myself into a coma. I've gone through just EVERY video you've made in the past year in the past week or so, showed them to my husband and older children, and suggested them to my friends. Please never stop making these, and if you have time I also really enjoy your Time Traveling Reporter 90's show 😙 Keep being awesome!!!
Ryan ...Thank you Thank you for the laughter! I found your site by accident over my Christmas break and boy am I glad. In a time when the world is way too serious I needed the laugh.
I like to use Pitch Meeting quptes in my daily life Friend: You're too paranoid, spiders are more scared of you than you are of it. Do you really want to kill it? Me: Yeah yeah yeah
Just months before Top Gun, Cruise also played a hot shot legendary hero who's essentially (and possibly the inspiration for) Link from The Legend of Zelda! Those fights looked quite a bit different from ones in his other movies because he wielded a sword and fought legendary actor Tim Curry and Robert Picardo, except sometimes you couldn't tell it was them because of the amazing rubber monster suits they wore! That's because the film was shot by legendary director Ridley Scott.... ...Oh, and the film was called *Legend.*
One day there will be an Honest Trailer about Pitch Meeting and a Pitch Meeting about Honest Trailer and the internet’s heads will simultaneously explode. 😳
Omg Ther is no Edge of Tomorrow Pitch Meeting?? 😱 I was ready to bet on that.. just finished the movie and now I wanted to watch the Pitch Meeting, but there isn't one 😱
Hot shots are tight! I'd sure love a Nick Cage pitch meeting, as well as a specific movie pitch for Con Air. I also think Will Smith and Marky Mark would make for good Actor Pitches. Arnold Schwarzenegger too...
Lol, he referenced that already, too. One video goes by without it being said at all, and then at the very end, like a Marvel movie stinger, the writer comes back and says "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" without anything being said to him. The producer asks what he means, and he says "I just felt that... some people would be mad if I didn't say it." "What people?" "Just... people!"
MAY-POTH-ER it's Maypother old family here in Louisville. Though he doesn't come back here ever. He has a cousin who decided to just get consistent small roles in tv series especially.
Dude these are all GENIUS! So so funny. Pleeeze do like 50 more annd turn this into a tv show like ‘Adam Ruins Everything’. You are ready for Primetime!
'Just because you recently watched him a movie doesn't mean He's currently alive. Do you know how movies work?' 'Apparently not, all right tell me about this Tom Cruise guy' . MEGA LOL 🤣
I think at this point of watching and rewatching and watching and rewatching all these pitch meetings.. I really just like the sound of his voice. I wanna listen to him describe everything to me. DO A PODCAST!
I was an extra in War of the Worlds... When I shot the movie, Tom was a hot shot... But before it released... He turned into a couch jumping crazy man. At least I can say I was in a Speilberg film proudly.
"They even made a parody of Top Gun!"
"What´s it called?"
"Hot Shots!"
That should have been in the script between those "two" 😀
Yeah, that was a missed opportunity.
I was so excited that he referenced it lol I love Hot Shots, grew up with it as a family favorite for years before I got around to seeing any of Top Gun tbh
I fdel he really missed a trick with that one.
There is another Top Guns....a parody movie with a lot of physical actions between male and female....
Remember when he was dating Penelope Cruz? If they married and she hyphenated her name to Penelope Cruz-Cruise that would have been tight!
No wonder their chemistry was so authentic in Vanilla Sky.
I think their relationship was in cruise control
She could've ... it would been s... well you know the rest
@@garethoneill5676 S...hot????
Actually, that wouldn't have happened. In Spanish-speaking countries, women don't change their family names after getting married. Ever.
That's because in those countries people have TWO family names instead of just one: the first family name from the father and the first family name from the mother (Penelope's full name is Penélope Cruz Sánchez).
OMG SAMUEL L JACKSON ACTOR PITCH MEETING PLEASE!!!!!
That motherfucker is TIGHT.
YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
it feels weird to just call him Samuel Jackson, you have to say the L
Tanele Tarren Dlamini they don’t do negros
Ohh Laurence Fishburne, great idea
"In Oblivion, he fights a clone of himself."
"Must be hard to have one actor play two characters in the same scene."
Was anyone else hoping that Screenwriter Guy and Producer Guy would get into a fist fight over this?
OH I JUST GOT THE META JOKE THEY WERE MAKING (I genuinely forget they’re the same person sometimes)
@@harrisont2004 Ikr. I deadass waiting to see why he said it's easy for one person to play 2 characters 😂 totally forgot that they're the same person
I actually forgot for a moment that he was having a conversation with himself
@@harrisont2004 realising two people are the same person is tight.
@@aimanrashidi2426 by this point ryan probably has both charcters living independently in his head
Do a pitch meeting about Robert Downey Jr
Wouldn't it be hard to make fun of him without indulging in the usual stereotypes?
reezlaw nope, I’m sure for Ryan it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience
Probably discussing about the actor who just got arrested couldn't possibly start anything big like a cinematic universe big.
You forgot to mention the running
@@IRL-138 ok than
Do Johnny Depp man, he is perfect for this
+
@@espoppelaars -
he really is
I was more excited than i should have been to be the one thousandth like on this comment
Yes please. Do that.
Please make Keanu Reeves actor pitch meeting, Ryan 😄
That would be super easy, barely and inconvenience. :-)
That would be TIGHT
He never did lmfao
@@thisisacharacternobodylike7958 not yet lol
Yes that would be super easy barely an inconvenience
A *Ben Affleck* / *Matt Damon* *pitch meeting* would be *tight*
They're not the same person
IamSkippy Scott Skippy Jessop Yasss!!
Well okay then
the interchangeable actors from Boston lol
Brandon Monroe haahhahahah
"must be hard to have one actor play two characters in the same scene"
"Actually it's super easy barely an inconvenience"
no explanation actually given
I think it was a jab at how both the pitch guy and producer guy are one actor playing in the same scene
That's and the fact, that mixing two recordings of one actor in the same scene is a stable since the 1960s.
I happened to read this the exact same time he said it in the video. Weird.
Playing two characters in the same scene is tight.
He looks right at the camera right after saying it
"Do you know how movies work?"
"apparently not"
:|
2 sum 2 equal 5 Business men in a nutshell lol.
😐
Ryan should do a James Dean in that Vietnam movie pitch meeting and cross reference this pitch meeting.
Hey is that Tom Cruise's eye in your pfp?
"Stop saying hot shots"
"There's even a parody of one of his movies"
"What's it called?"
"You don't want me to tell you"
Would have thought that one was a no-brainer... I was literally waiting for him to say exactly this!
Tom Cruise is not doing dangerous stunts he tries to commit suicide but fails every time.
My wife and i think the same, maybe is the only way he can leave Scientology
Lmao
lol first chuck borris now tom cruise lol
Damn ... that must be the only option to leave scientology
OT VIIIs can't die.
How the hell did these guys never mention Tom Cruise's "running" scenes? The man runs a lot.
He's in amazing shape.
fr....he sells the best when it comes to running scenes...I haven't seen anyone running so god in any movie better than cruise
Low hanging fruit I guess. Everyone knows TC's running scenes are a must.
Running everywhere is tight!
Or playing characters much taller than himself.
Pitch BBC Sherlock please! It would be really funny!
Avery BigMess totally agree
Yes!
Only if he can do a hilariously bad English accent for at least one of the guys.
BBC Sherlock looked it up at work got fired they don't bid too well with porn... lol
season 4 (or series 4 for you brits) Pitch Meeting would be beyond hilarious
2:23 that was a pretty nice detail "Must be hard to have 1 actor play 2 characters in the same scene" - "Actually is super easy, barely and inconvenient" whilst looking at the camera (obviously implying he's doing the same thing at that time and breaking the 4th wall at the same time)... simply amazing!
Liv and Maddie did that too.
What are you talking about? Who are you implying plays 2 characters -- the producer or the screenwriter?
@@amityislandchum Yes.
How the heck did I miss that?! Brilliant!
Yepp, it's really subtle, even more so than in the Jurassic Park one :)
Do Some about Directors. I‘d Love to See Chris nolan or Michael Bay
Omg Uwe Boll pitch meeting would be epic.
A parody of Michael Bay is too easy, which could be an inconvenience
@@cavareenvius7886 OMG Uwe Boll! That would be perfect.
And Jar Jar Abrams
Tarantino
I liked the fire starting in the background than dying off when he decided to hire tom cruise
“Wow I’m very bad at my job.” Perfect love that line. Edit: Love the obvious reference to you playing 2 people
He's playing two people? No. That's his twin brother. You can tell because his hair is different
One wears glasses.
One guy playing two characters is tight!
They can't be the same person . They're wearing different clothes
The funny thing was that he just said "Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience" - and then nothing more. Every other time, he explains why it's super easy.
@@jerff5411 Plus one of them is wearing glasses... so so so there is that.
"Wow Sir, You are really bad at your job"
"Well, damn it".
This is the only reason I am subscribed
Hi i am Elecktro me to
"Fair enough"
Top 10 actors I’d like to see Pitch Meetings for:
1. John Wayne
2. Elvis
3. Jimmy Stewart
4. Katherine Hepburn
5. Sandra Bullock
6. Tom Hanks
7. Denzil Washington
8. Morgan Freeman
9. Keanu Reeves
10. Meryl Streep
Mid-week Pitch Meetings are tight.
Doing own stunts is super easy barely an inconvenience 😂 😂.
This show is basically just catchphrases.
“I surely know Jack Nicholson, may he rest in peace!”😂😂
Make sure each role makes him look 35 even if it means having him run alot.
wstine79 and have a guy 2 years older than him, call him “a young man”
Don't forget about making him look tall! That'd be tight!
BlackSmokeDMax yeah make sure every actor who stands next to him has to stand in a trench.
BlackSmokeDMax there a video somewhere, where the Paparazzi were harassing him and Katie Holmes. They appeared to be exactly the same height, but everyone knows she was normally 2-3” taller than him.
Cruise is so vain, he seemed to forbid her from wearing heels, while he constantly wore Lifts in his shoes, or had special high heeled shoes make for himself.
He’s just as bad as The Rock, for needing constant praise and adoration.
@@cjwrench07 That's false info
Please do The Shawshank Redemption, it would be hilarious. “Consecutive life sentences are tight.” 🤣
There's nothing really illogical about Shawshank tho.
ew
Adam Sandler
Jase Owning my own production company but making absolutely garbage content yet still getting hundreds of millions from Netflix is TIGHT!
Yes please
Shouting every line 😂
A dam Sandle
Can't believe you went there with Scientology. . . yes! yes! yes! You freakin' rock!
Do a pitch meeting for Sean Bean. His thing: dies in everything
Yes!
I just started Game of Thrones. So glad they made him an awesome main character so at least he won't die right away for once! Can't wait to see where his character is at in 6 seasons
Also, he kicks ass in Sharpe
That guy is very good at dying.
@@vshazam 🤭🤭🤭
I LOVE your videos!! I typically only watch SR videos when I'm sick, exhausted, low on time, and/or low on brain power since there are only so many random lists about movie crap I can handle without yawning myself into a coma. I've gone through just EVERY video you've made in the past year in the past week or so, showed them to my husband and older children, and suggested them to my friends. Please never stop making these, and if you have time I also really enjoy your Time Traveling Reporter 90's show 😙
Keep being awesome!!!
*Scientology is tight*
It's fairly loose.
Ryan ...Thank you Thank you for the laughter! I found your site by accident over my Christmas break and boy am I glad. In a time when the world is way too serious I needed the laugh.
Hotshots are TIGHT!!!
Please stop saying Hotshot.
The plant on fire in the background......
priceless.
Tom be cruising
in his chevy cruise.
@@romahnae With cruise control.
for homosexual romance
To the bank. The Mummy had an international gross of $409 million.
You forgot about all of his sprinting. Cruise has an intensive running scene in like every movie.
Can we just take a minute to appreciate that he's pitching an already successful Tom Cruise to a movie studio exec who has no idea who he is.
Did my plant just catch on fire?
'Well Damn It! ' makes me chuckle so hard.
I like to use Pitch Meeting quptes in my daily life
Friend: You're too paranoid, spiders are more scared of you than you are of it. Do you really want to kill it?
Me: Yeah yeah yeah
Woman: make love to me
Me: yeah yeah yeah
squalltheonly
Hoe: *SUCCY FUCCY FUC?*
Me: no no no
Whoopsies
I use them in actual work meetings and they are SURPRISINGLY EFFECTIVE
wouldn't that be hard?
no its super easy - hardly an inconvenience!
Tom Cruise is probably the type of guy who won't only do his stunts but also his co-star's stunts.
Please do a Baby Driver pitch meeting it’s my favorite
Baby Driver: a cinematic master piece.
Baby Driver was pretty awesome. I was kinda pissed that it didn't win the Oscar for sound editing.
Just months before Top Gun, Cruise also played a hot shot legendary hero who's essentially (and possibly the inspiration for) Link from The Legend of Zelda! Those fights looked quite a bit different from ones in his other movies because he wielded a sword and fought legendary actor Tim Curry and Robert Picardo, except sometimes you couldn't tell it was them because of the amazing rubber monster suits they wore! That's because the film was shot by legendary director Ridley Scott....
...Oh, and the film was called *Legend.*
Zelda was released Feb. 86 Legend April 86. So I would say the similarity is completely coincidental.
I'm still waiting for my Pitch Meeting of a Screen Rant Pitch Meeting.
That will be when the video implodes for being a paradox and the series as a whole is finished forever.
Its there.. They have made it.
@@hereiamjayati Yeah yeah yeah
"Interstellar" pitch meeting is a MUST!
You could do Pitch Meeting for "Jaws" since another shark movie "The Meg" is coming... but anyways, nice vid! :D
Im early :D
Just have to do all the movies. Jaws in 3D is tight.
"Shut up Meg!"
Jaws are TIGHT!
Tom Cruise is a national treasure and I will die on that hill.
You need to rephrase that. He’s an international treasure and I, my friend, will die on that hill.
🤮
@@lordanubysh yeahh i love him!!
@@heythatsnotmywalrus2819 F off
“So I can only assume he’s in that movie ‘Hot Shots!’l
“Nope. That’s Charlie Sheen. He’s like Tom Cruise but on cocaine and really REALLY crazy.”
The Scientology part was so funny
Pitch meeting for screen rant
Yes
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah 😀
tight!
So Meta
Is my plant on fire???
I died💀💀💀😂😂😂
Do an actor pitch meeting for Adam Sandler.
yeah yeah yeah
I like the “old-fashioned” pitch meetings, I think it would be cool if he did one for Carolyn Jones or someone like that.
Please do a pitch meeting for "dude, where's my car?"
2:30 I saw you look straight at the camera
0:26 Screen Rant gave Hollywood the idea of casting James Dean in the Vietnam movie.
I love pitchmeeting with actors😂😂😂
the fresh prince of bel-air pitch meeting
"Oh Tom Mapether!"
"Do you know him?"
"No"
I never knew Tom Cruise wasn't his real name.
@@PotrzebieConollyHis name is Thomas Cruise Mapathor IV
Harrison Ford Pitch
Tell me what he’s like.
Well, he points at things.
Is that it?
Well, he points a lot. Like a lot a lot.
Ohhhh, BRILLIANT! That finishing bit! FANTASTIC!!!
Do one for Robert de Niro
Please do more actor pitch meetings!
Show Ryan some money! Say's Tom Cruse!!!
Omair Khan
Tom Cruise...
One day there will be an Honest Trailer about Pitch Meeting and a Pitch Meeting about Honest Trailer and the internet’s heads will simultaneously explode. 😳
My guy they collaborate togather.
So that's why he is in the every action movie ever,,
Scientology su...
Yep I am dead
He was in action movies even before joining Scientology.
This series always makes my day. Thanks for making these videos.
Missions being impossible is super tight
that closing with The Mummy was a sick burn
You forgot movies like The Last Samurai and Edge of Tomorrow, where Tom Cruise is not exactly a hot shot.
Omg Ther is no Edge of Tomorrow Pitch Meeting?? 😱 I was ready to bet on that.. just finished the movie and now I wanted to watch the Pitch Meeting, but there isn't one 😱
Great stuff. Makes me sort of wish I’d seen a lot of movies I’ve avoided so I could enjoy the pitch meeting.
I’d love to see one about JJ Abrams.
YES!!!
Do a pitch meeting for Sorry to Bother You please! If you havent seen it watch it once and you will agree it will be the best pitch ever
Edge of Tomorrow pitch meeting please!
The producer & screenwriter basically immortal
Can you do EDGE OF TOMORROW please!
my favorite line of all these pitch meetings is “I don’t know!” Keep up the great work.
Yeah who’s on 2021 rewatching this?
Me.
So far I had the best sleep last night.
Didn't wake up tired, good year so far
Hot shots are tight! I'd sure love a Nick Cage pitch meeting, as well as a specific movie pitch for Con Air. I also think Will Smith and Marky Mark would make for good Actor Pitches. Arnold Schwarzenegger too...
I know Jack Nichelson!
You do?
Yeah, he's my favorite golfer!
I just realized there is no pitch meeting for Edge of Tomorrow and I would like that to change now please.
I'll be the first me, not the next Tom Cruise, THANK YOU VERRRYYYYYY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
delivery is impeccable, i think you need to be in a movie.... play all the parts... the writing is hilarious but the delivery is even better
Tom Cruises has to be a vampire.
Remix the Pitch:
Yeah yeah yeah 1:00 3:18
Tight 3:27
Super easy 2:28
Oh my god 0:33 3:07 3:17
Fair enough 1:54 2:05
Today you telegraphed Super Easy Barely an Inconvenience. I saw it coming and said it before you did in the video. Still funny though.
I think he's tired of that line (heck, *I*'m tired of that line). He keeps using it because fanboys would throw a fit, though.
Lol, he referenced that already, too. One video goes by without it being said at all, and then at the very end, like a Marvel movie stinger, the writer comes back and says "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" without anything being said to him. The producer asks what he means, and he says "I just felt that... some people would be mad if I didn't say it." "What people?" "Just... people!"
What, people are actually taken by surprise with this line? You always see it coming, he doesn't hide it, he sets it up with the same question
I miss these
Do a wwe pitch meeting
the forse a pitch meeting about wrestlers turning into actors would be good
Love this series 👍
MAY-POTH-ER it's Maypother old family here in Louisville. Though he doesn't come back here ever. He has a cousin who decided to just get consistent small roles in tv series especially.
"Wow I'm very bad at my job."
"You sure are, sir."
This is the stuff I wish my superiors would say.
Dude these are all GENIUS! So so funny. Pleeeze do like 50 more annd turn this into a tv show like ‘Adam Ruins Everything’. You are ready for Primetime!
A Keanu Reeves pitch meeting is TIGHT!
Seriously though you should do one. He is the most likable guy in the world.
'Just because you recently watched him a movie doesn't mean He's currently alive. Do you know how movies work?'
'Apparently not, all right tell me about this Tom Cruise guy' .
MEGA LOL 🤣
These guy are hilarious 😀😀😀
Hahahah
They're twins
"wow im really bad at my job"
"you sure are"
"well damn IT!!"
I thought Tom Cruise trained himself to divide like an amoeba so he could fight himself in oblivion…
I think at this point of watching and rewatching and watching and rewatching all these pitch meetings.. I really just like the sound of his voice. I wanna listen to him describe everything to me. DO A PODCAST!
Make batman and robin pitch meeting
I was an extra in War of the Worlds... When I shot the movie, Tom was a hot shot... But before it released... He turned into a couch jumping crazy man. At least I can say I was in a Speilberg film proudly.