Yep. He didn't know what Shagga's knowledge of houses was, so he met him where he was at and used terms he would understand. He's on the Stormcrow's land, after all.
"When encountering strangers, always hope for Savages. They tend to be polite and hospitable so long as you don't make any sudden moves or eat the wrong kind of animal. It's civilised people that give you problems. They're the ones that generally want to drag you off and ask uncivilised questions."
Robert E. Howard wrote in the Conan stories that a "savage" is far more polite than a civilized man, a civilized man can get away with being rude and not have his skull bashed in.
Supposedly, Peter Dinklage flubbed this line, and instead, said "A girl's Cock around my Mouth." He and Jerome had to stop filming for the day, they were laughing so hard.
Some time ago I was spamming the "thats what she said" line -Its not that hard -"thats what she said" -lol -...since it is a pressfit, we will have to use a hammer -"thats what she said" -lol -are you inside -"thats what she said" -wait wha.TF? -oh, shtt
Ironically he wouldn't be the only celebrity I've heard of to make that blooper. A voice actor/ writer guy named Miles Luna did too as he was telling a story.
@@akshaynatu1084 In his sixties, he’ll have retired to Winterfell and become Sansa’s “friend in residence.” When he does die, she’ll be at his bedside.
@@akshaynatu1084 That is exactly what I meant. Neither Tyrion nor Sansa are interested in romance by this point. They’ll be a platonic power couple. Tyrion will be Walsingham to Sansa’s Elizabeth.
I don't have the mental stamina to read for an average amount of time. I just read two pages then go on the internet. Then I revisit a year later not remembering what happened in the first two pages. ;_; #HadaTelevisonInsteadOfbooks
@@BoxStudioExecutive How to admit you have so little substance in your life that you feel the need to put others down, just to feel better about your own shitty existence.
@@BoxStudioExecutive not reading doesnt make you stupid. what you said was stupid :p some people just either get too bored when reading, dont have such a good imagination, are not in the mood or might not even be able to read. reading books is old, why read when all you have to do to know what you want to know you can search on the internet instead of searching for hours the exact page where that information was written.
If only Tyrion was kept this smart and quick witted throughout the seasons. Ever since he became hand to Dany he's been reduced to an emotional worrywart.
He’s torn between dany and saving his family and the home he lived in for decades. Ofc he doesn’t want her to just roll up on KL and burn the place down
@@donfishmaster season 7 was good. Even first 2 episodes of season 8 were good. Got started going to shiit after podricks song (one of the beast scenes in all got u gotta admit)
hahaha. we had to endure five years of you people being utterly insufferable, and then it all fell apart for you because you wanted it all bigger, better and sooner. hahahahaha.
Bullies appreciate wit. No, that's not a joke or anything, they truly do. They respect strength most of all, but if you don't have strength, they respect wit (that isn't at their expense.)
Bullying is a way to identify and ostracize the "runts of the litter" to keep the pack strong. If the runt shows strength, we include him. But if the runt cries, the bullying continues.
This was before the final season....when the character of tyrion was still written as a sharp, witty, and intelligent character who could surmise a situation instantly and know the best response...better then anybody.
The genie: "I'm so angry that I had to spend centuries in the lamp! Prepare to die." The person: " Shouldn't you fulfill my wishes?" "Fine, you can choose how you want to die." "I want to die of old age." The genie casts the spell of aging.
Ive never used channel blocker on someone because of how cringey their comment was, until today. Please, for everyone else' sake, dont try and make anymore jokes man.
@@kadeweezywoodward9485 let the man enjoy his time on internet as he wishes. If you don't like his jokes maybe you should try watching some standup and stop being a dick online.
Been there often. Military, public sector hire, and my recreation choices. Knowing I could die as other people did. Lock and load, waiting, while paid to wait. And having fun while danger is close if paid or not. Even when a French Captain tried to recruit me it was awfully interesting. Death and I are not strangers.
You have to pay notice that all this smart dialogue is condensed to 30 seconds. This is more intellect in that short period of time than most movie span over one and a half hours.
Ah no there are better, but this is still good. Hound and his chicken, Tywin death, red wedding, viper Vs mountain, hard home. Battle of the bastards. Most scenes with Tyrion and Bronn.
Jaime plays the smooth talking arrogant asshole card when he's in danger. Gets a hand chopped off. Tyrion plays it honest and respectful, not acting high and mighty and just trying to talk out of desperation but also with something to offer if he's spared. Gets allies.
AS i 've a huge TV while watching "GERMAN ART FILM" her hands on wall back 2 me, listening OUR MAKING UP CAKE STORY WHICH WE MAKE, PLUS SHES SHOUTING LOUDLY N LIKE SHE'S SINGINN....
Bleeding out with an arm missing, having strangled a bear with a choke hold while it gagged on the arm it took, in an attempt to force gag reflex by hand down it's maw.
Great casting choice for Shagga. Idk the guy's name, but he did a great job with the character. He's one of the people who I see in my Mind's Eye when I read the books. Not so much Peter, though. He was great as Tyrion, but he's not who I see in my head when I read his chapters.
Because Tyrion wasn't really meant to be Peter. Tyrion was always meant to be frighteningly ugly -- Peter is actually handsome. He's a dwarf, sure, but a handsome dwarf.
@@thetheory6159 In some ways it works...he's just as good looking as Cersei or Jaime, but he's a dwarf. It makes the prejudice he suffers in his family stem more from his condition, which makes them seem more Nazi-esque and obsessed with purity than if he was just ugly.
Tyrion saying “clan” rather than house Lannister was a very smart move, attempting to relate to the tribesman on his level
Though he's not wrong. A clan is technically an extended family.
@@daguroswaldson257 it’s also less regal calling it a clan than a house
Back when Tyrion was smart. Good old days
Lol, on his level
Yep. He didn't know what Shagga's knowledge of houses was, so he met him where he was at and used terms he would understand. He's on the Stormcrow's land, after all.
You gotta admit, that is the most courteous introduction from a tribesman I've ever heard. At least from the ones trying to kill you
"When encountering strangers, always hope for Savages. They tend to be polite and hospitable so long as you don't make any sudden moves or eat the wrong kind of animal. It's civilised people that give you problems. They're the ones that generally want to drag you off and ask uncivilised questions."
@@jmackmcneill If they are ruthless savages there is no one left to tell the tale...
@@polndreka462 well then there is no worries whatsoever
Robert E. Howard wrote in the Conan stories that a "savage" is far more polite than a civilized man, a civilized man can get away with being rude and not have his skull bashed in.
@@jmackmcneillI beg you read the defenition of a savage
Supposedly, Peter Dinklage flubbed this line, and instead, said "A girl's Cock around my Mouth." He and Jerome had to stop filming for the day, they were laughing so hard.
I see this as an absolute win.
Some time ago I was spamming the "thats what she said" line
-Its not that hard -"thats what she said" -lol
-...since it is a pressfit, we will have to use a hammer -"thats what she said" -lol
-are you inside -"thats what she said" -wait wha.TF? -oh, shtt
I mean... Futa is a thing...
Let's not judge Peter too harshly. People can have whatever fetish they like!
Ironically he wouldn't be the only celebrity I've heard of to make that blooper. A voice actor/ writer guy named Miles Luna did too as he was telling a story.
@@pieceofschmidtgamer tfw your first thought is a fetish and not just trans people
Lol such a prepared response, like he's frequently been asked this question,
More like that he’s thought about it and has been waiting to be asked…
This theory's basically proved in Season 8 when he says it to Jaime and he's able to finish the joke off for him, clearly he's heard it enough times
@@akshaynatu1084 In his sixties, he’ll have retired to Winterfell and become Sansa’s “friend in residence.” When he does die, she’ll be at his bedside.
@@akshaynatu1084 That is exactly what I meant. Neither Tyrion nor Sansa are interested in romance by this point. They’ll be a platonic power couple. Tyrion will be Walsingham to Sansa’s Elizabeth.
@@akshaynatu1084 Sansa would make sure of it, just for him.
i remember reading it on the book , i died from laugher.
That is an equally acceptable way to die.
I don't have the mental stamina to read for an average amount of time.
I just read two pages then go on the internet. Then I revisit a year later not remembering what happened in the first two pages.
;_; #HadaTelevisonInsteadOfbooks
@@gulagbatman1318 How to admit to being stupid without saying you're stupid
@@BoxStudioExecutive
How to admit you have so little substance in your life that you feel the need to put others down, just to feel better about your own shitty existence.
@@BoxStudioExecutive not reading doesnt make you stupid. what you said was stupid :p
some people just either get too bored when reading, dont have such a good imagination, are not in the mood or might not even be able to read. reading books is old, why read when all you have to do to know what you want to know you can search on the internet instead of searching for hours the exact page where that information was written.
If only Tyrion was kept this smart and quick witted throughout the seasons. Ever since he became hand to Dany he's been reduced to an emotional worrywart.
Worse than that, almost pure comic relief. Total shame
@@fuckoff5893 His brain cells probably died along with his father.
He’s torn between dany and saving his family and the home he lived in for decades. Ofc he doesn’t want her to just roll up on KL and burn the place down
That's what happens when you have two idiot writers with 0 book material
@@tremaynemillnerCome on, its no coincidence that the writing fell off a cliff after the show caught up to the books.
Tyrion equals awesome
Tyrion's mouth opening equals coin toss between brilliant and downright funny
And then Season 7 "happened".
Sometimes the coin lands on edge and you get both.
@@donfishmaster Seriusly, i love this comment, but it hurts in retrospective now that we have seasons 7/8 "Tyrion".
@@donfishmaster season 7 was good. Even first 2 episodes of season 8 were good. Got started going to shiit after podricks song (one of the beast scenes in all got u gotta admit)
hahaha. we had to endure five years of you people being utterly insufferable, and then it all fell apart for you because you wanted it all bigger, better and sooner. hahahahaha.
In my experience if you can make the bully laugh they'd leave you alone. 😂
True, they bully for entertainment. Life is boring so they make their own fun.
Bullies appreciate wit. No, that's not a joke or anything, they truly do. They respect strength most of all, but if you don't have strength, they respect wit (that isn't at their expense.)
Bullying is a way to identify and ostracize the "runts of the litter" to keep the pack strong.
If the runt shows strength, we include him.
But if the runt cries, the bullying continues.
True shit
@@Reignor99 The only flaw is that we're humans & not wolves.
This is how you win over enemies through humor, understanding, and persuasion
Me remembering, the confrontation, between Rock and Balalaika, from Black Lagoon.
I wouldn't mind dying that way, either...
giggity. you at 69 likes too :)
@@Vikturus22 YES!!!
Sounds like the ideal way to idea
@@christianvennemann9008 😂😂
Sounds good to me!
It's crazy how immediately after this, Tyrion is like "Enough fucking around, it's dwarfin time"
I fucking love you for that reference.
Then he dwarfed everywhere.
I like how Tyrion speaks the way they speak when introducing himself, trying to relate and converse with them the way they do
You cut out the best part "Leave the little one alive, he can dance for the children"
Ah yeah, let me go back 12 years and fix that.
One of my favorite lines from the book - not word for word here, but it gets the point across just the same.
This was before the final season....when the character of tyrion was still written as a sharp, witty, and intelligent character who could surmise a situation instantly and know the best response...better then anybody.
You mean when they were still adapting from What George wrote. D&D are terrible writers
Very funny line but the acting of this God gifted man makes it even better than reading it
That's one hell of a way to go! ;)
Tyrion really knows how to lower the tension haha :)))
Anyone here after season eight episode two
Same
Who’s your fav character I guessing Jon snow
The Hound all of the good characters. Picking my favorite character would be actually impossible
I love Tyrion! He may be my favorite of them all.
The genie: "I'm so angry that I had to spend centuries in the lamp! Prepare to die."
The person: " Shouldn't you fulfill my wishes?"
"Fine, you can choose how you want to die."
"I want to die of old age."
The genie casts the spell of aging.
Ive never used channel blocker on someone because of how cringey their comment was, until today. Please, for everyone else' sake, dont try and make anymore jokes man.
@@kadeweezywoodward9485 let the man enjoy his time on internet as he wishes. If you don't like his jokes maybe you should try watching some standup and stop being a dick online.
@@kadeweezywoodward9485 You could just scroll past it...
@@kadeweezywoodward9485 u r so funny😍😍😍
What's ur snap 😘😘
this is horrible it's good
WHAT A COINCIDENCE, THAT'S THE WAY I'D LIKE TO DIE TOO
Laughed my ass off when I watched this scene
Later...
We find them sitting around a campfire, drunk as balls, swigging lukewarm mead and telling stories of the battlefield.
Been there often. Military, public sector hire, and my recreation choices.
Knowing I could die as other people did. Lock and load, waiting, while
paid to wait. And having fun while danger is close if paid or not. Even
when a French Captain tried to recruit me it was awfully interesting.
Death and I are not strangers.
You have to pay notice that all this smart dialogue is condensed to 30 seconds.
This is more intellect in that short period of time than most movie span over one and a half hours.
Speechcraft increased to 100 (legendary)
hahaha. Love Tyrion!
Fuck, I just love Tyrion!
Amen, brother!
When you pass the persuasion check
One of the reason why i liked Tyrion.
Tyrion was just playing mount and blade warband
the only 1 of the Lannisters you could possibly like lol
I don't know. S1and 2 Cercei was insanely hot..
I came here from a post about Hugh Hefner's death.
That quote in from a joker in the medievals though, George R.R. Martin had great literacy I see
My new favorite RPG as of late...
That is absolutely the best scene in the entire series.
It was good, but turning eating chickens into a dire threat was better
@@youtubeviewer4472 OK, I either did not see, or at least do not remember that one. You could be right.
@@odysseusrex5908 th-cam.com/video/LeYwkeX6xNI/w-d-xo.html
Ah no there are better, but this is still good. Hound and his chicken, Tywin death, red wedding, viper Vs mountain, hard home. Battle of the bastards. Most scenes with Tyrion and Bronn.
Awesome scene :)
Can't deny that request.
Jaime plays the smooth talking arrogant asshole card when he's in danger. Gets a hand chopped off.
Tyrion plays it honest and respectful, not acting high and mighty and just trying to talk out of desperation but also with something to offer if he's spared. Gets allies.
Perfect.
I'd have spared him for such a clever response.
I am getting 'Bender tries to scam the donbot' vibes from this and I never realised it before.
tyrion rocks
Sometimes, giving the right answer, gets you the right reward! No idea if that's true here but...... 😂😂
He said what we're all thinking....
And then they became best friends forever.
Those guys all got screwed saving him lmao.
He makes the show
"Understandable, me too"
oh god, those sweet bright times when GoT had a plot and nothing foreshadowed the decay...
Your speech skill has increased by 1+ from 97 to 98.
AWWW YEAAAAH TYRION WAS HERE!
“And you? How do you like to die?”
“Steadily on the command bridge of my dreadnought, staring at the impending doom caused by rebel bombers!”
but the dreadnoughts dread nothing at all...
tyrion the only 1 out of the lannisters i liked.
Reminds me of The Knights That Go Nee!!!
This made me absolutely scream. So fucking funny.
Noo th-cam.com/video/bLgRLxQCvsU/w-d-xo.html ,.
Shagga son of Dolph , the last Dragonborn
Smart move
we stan a short king
AS i 've a huge TV while watching "GERMAN ART FILM" her hands on wall back 2 me, listening OUR MAKING UP CAKE STORY WHICH WE MAKE, PLUS SHES SHOUTING LOUDLY N LIKE SHE'S SINGINN....
Understandable, a very honourable death for a man of your stature Tyrion…oh wait stature!😳 I didn’t mean that
This is now my go too saying if anyone ever asks me how I want to die 😂😂
On what occasions are you expecting people to ask you this
@@samthunder9499 "hi you must be new to the neighborhood how would you like to die"
@@samthunder9499 being ambushed by a bunch of tribes people in a forest
after the second sentence, those wildlings would have killed you :D
Speech check successful XD
“How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?”
“With optimus prime ripping off my head under a lava fall”
Joffrey just joined her..
Press 9 for laughter.
Diplomacy roll successful.
Wow I recognised the voice and checked on the internet. I've found out that this actor is the same guy who voiced Letho of Gulet in the Witcher games.
Tyrian: Without making Season 8.
Now that's how you go out. 😎
Shagga son of Dolf approves.
Season 8 anyone
s? e? when they get lost
In the land of Westeros, dying like that is a dream
The only problem with dying that way -- for you, I mean; I expect it would be pretty traumatic for the girl -- is that you don't get to finish.
Implying that the show is NOT just about him. XD
One of the few scenes I think the show did slightly better than the book. It flows very naturally
"HURRR DURRRRR analysis of a fantasy fiction HURRR DURRR how it would work in real life too **shovel flattened face** "
Not a bad way to 'go out' lol
Ahhh back when the writing was awesome
Noo th-cam.com/video/bLgRLxQCvsU/w-d-xo.html ,.
back when they were actually adaptating the books,not doing something completely random
If you can in a way I have not already, I'll buy the wine..
Bleeding out with an arm missing, having strangled a bear with a choke hold while it gagged on the arm it took, in an attempt to force gag reflex by hand down it's maw.
@Taospark Comment of the year. May the High Patron St. Gygaxx himself bless your dice. roll high.
me too . . .
Anything with painkiller
Great casting choice for Shagga. Idk the guy's name, but he did a great job with the character. He's one of the people who I see in my Mind's Eye when I read the books. Not so much Peter, though. He was great as Tyrion, but he's not who I see in my head when I read his chapters.
Because Tyrion wasn't really meant to be Peter. Tyrion was always meant to be frighteningly ugly -- Peter is actually handsome. He's a dwarf, sure, but a handsome dwarf.
@@thetheory6159 In some ways it works...he's just as good looking as Cersei or Jaime, but he's a dwarf. It makes the prejudice he suffers in his family stem more from his condition, which makes them seem more Nazi-esque and obsessed with purity than if he was just ugly.
Parley roll: 20
PERFECT DEATH
In bed when I'm 120 years old.
Shaga is my semi-friends dad
0:18
Man, wouldn't we all.
I am Tyrion, son of tywin, of ""CLAN"' lanister 😂
i too would like to die this way
Charisma + 100
Nice character, hope the writters don't ruin this eloquent fella
that, people, is why there's no dislikes on this video.
actually I don't mind Tywin
Shaga sounds like boris johnson kinda