They don't make you a machine yes a government can filter your world view but soldiers who travel are some of the most beautiful human beings that you will ever meet luckily I never had to fight against soldiers I became friends with and in a high stress environment if you don't find ways to make it fun...safely you can snap I'm not saying go making thermite birthday cakes but nothing wrong with a spicy bonfire and some beers
Little story below. My dad used to be in the military. He used to get in minor trouble all the time for antics. During a training/practice drill one day(they were using paintball guns or something, I cant remember) his entire team got “killed” by the opposing team, and so my dad bolted up the stairs. He was chased, of course, but instead of surrendering, he threw himself out of the damn window. He was 2-3 stories up. He had already completed his airborne course, so he knew how to land+the adrenaline helped. He landed perfectly, rolled, and started screaming “IM ALIVE!! IM ALIVE, IM NOT DYING TODAY, IM ALIVE!!” among some curse words, then ran away from the building and went right past his commanding officers, who started yelling at him “GRAHAM..WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO GRAHAM?? GET BACK HERE. GET OVER HERE. NOW!” I have many more stories of him.
Die können nicht deswegen sterben sowas passiert zum Beispiel bei schlechter Lagerung aber diese Teile haben einen Drehzahlmesser oder ein Gerät das an einer bestimmten Höhe explodiert 😊
General: Load the cannonball Soldier: yes sir 😏😏 *grabs lotion and pulls down my pants* General: *SLAPS* not that type of cannonball Soldier: I'm a shower not a grower 😏📸📸
USA: somersaults, just somersaults. Iraq: warm-up*❤ Germany: How we love bombs... Roland: I wanted to kill him, but it didn't work out. India: Sir, are you all right? Canada: This guy was the kind of guy who just loves life... Britain: I go to the kitchen at 3 a.m. to eat the sweets that are left for tomorrow. Russia: * just a background*
The grenade does not explode, these grenades have a pressure sensor or a sensor that measures the revolutions fun fact Can happen if moisture gets into the grenades
The grenade does not explode, these grenades have a pressure sensor or a sensor that measures the revolutions fun fact Can happen if moisture gets into the grenades
You know, instead of having actual wars with killing and war crimes, we should just have a giant rave where soldiers engage in dance fights and let the world vote on who has the sickest moves and beats.
@@sempai267 So im Polish and that video went viral in Poland copule years ago and you can see some Polish words saying something like "sale" if you still dont belive me i can find the link to the video.
I mean the iraqi one was funny its like commander: one hundred jumping hops NOW The soldier:can you do it ?try it. The commander:hmph why is it too hard
They have a "minimum flight time before detonation" system built in so the thing wont blow up when dropping right out after the barrel. Its a safety mechanism for this very scenario, because youd never want to shoot something 1m away from you with a mortar for obvious reasons so the charges are designed to only be live after XYZ meters travelled/XYZ amount of time passed :D
I’ve seen the original video of Germany’s part! The round makes a little sound that can only be described as an underwater burp when it gets “shot” out of the mortar! It’s worth a watch
USA 🇺🇸: CANNONBALL Iraq 🇮🇶: I forgot how to do jumping jacks Germany 🇩🇪: Goodbye world Poland 🇵🇱: MY HAT India 🇮🇳: Whoops Canada 🇨🇦: RUN United Kingdom 🇬🇧: guys please help Russia 🇷🇺: Dont mind me just getting groceries Edit: Thanks for 1k likes ive never had this many before.
I love how they still have humor in the army like my dad was in the army and him and his friends used to drink small bottles of hot sauce and just chug them
@@talyaturkANZAC (Australian and New Zealand Army Corps) had no Canadians in their forces. In the Gallipoli campaign Newfoundland (Canadian) corps counted ca. 1000 soldiers, which was ~0,2% of total Entente forces. It's like saying, Turkey won IIWW, because they declared war on the Axis, in Feb 1945 🤣
“The army is very serious”
The army:
Army is fun also :)
Frr
Lol 😂
Well not really Germany they failed
666 likes!!!
Plot twist: The American guy flipping out the plane was the pilot
Underrated LOL 💀
The co pilot:👁️👄👁️
@@Louthedronehe Japanese
69 likes
@@batlax18 101 now.
It's honestly so nice to be reminded that these are people. Actual people. Does that make sense?
Yup
It's pretty funny😂
They don't make you a machine yes a government can filter your world view but soldiers who travel are some of the most beautiful human beings that you will ever meet luckily I never had to fight against soldiers I became friends with and in a high stress environment if you don't find ways to make it fun...safely you can snap I'm not saying go making thermite birthday cakes but nothing wrong with a spicy bonfire and some beers
@@jacobmorgan1182If you were/are part of the military, then thank you for your service 🫡
@@The_chosen_001 yeah I was a marine good ole crayon eater
Little story below.
My dad used to be in the military. He used to get in minor trouble all the time for antics.
During a training/practice drill one day(they were using paintball guns or something, I cant remember) his entire team got “killed” by the opposing team, and so my dad bolted up the stairs. He was chased, of course, but instead of surrendering, he threw himself out of the damn window. He was 2-3 stories up. He had already completed his airborne course, so he knew how to land+the adrenaline helped. He landed perfectly, rolled, and started screaming “IM ALIVE!! IM ALIVE, IM NOT DYING TODAY, IM ALIVE!!” among some curse words, then ran away from the building and went right past his commanding officers, who started yelling at him “GRAHAM..WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO GRAHAM?? GET BACK HERE. GET OVER HERE. NOW!” I have many more stories of him.
🤣🤣🤣
Glad, it worked out
😂😂😂
Your dad is a real one for that😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Sir, permission to do a sick backflip, sir? Goddamnit he did it before me”
😂lol
"HAHA JEREMY I GOT FIRST!"
@@localtrashsalesman "F YOU JIMMY!"
@@NiceNickname6 "NO YOU!"
**parachute doesn't open**
"Shi-"
@@localtrashsalesman "HEHE GUYS LOOK JIMMY PARACHUTE DOESNT WORK"
America: intrusive thoughts win
Germany: DUMB WAYS TO DIE
Underrated comment. 10/10 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is actually not the German army. According to the uniform it’s the American
Die können nicht deswegen sterben sowas passiert zum Beispiel bei schlechter Lagerung aber diese Teile haben einen Drehzahlmesser oder ein Gerät das an einer bestimmten Höhe explodiert 😊
America: instrusive thoughts win
Germany: DUMB WAYS TO DIE
Funniest thing I’ve seen all week
“PERMISSION TO CANNONBALL SIR?”
“PERMISSION GRANTED”
“YEEHAW”
this comment had me laughing 😂
😂
The backflip was the most American thing I’ve ever seen.🤣
Aber es war nicht das amerikanische Militär 😅
@@Lobbyhoe_kann_nicht_anders너 it was the US Army, I've seen that video on the military channel.
HA- "do a flip!"
UK army: i ate too many beans for breakfast now I'm stuck in my shit.
Happens daily for us Brits
The fact that I said that in a (somewhat) British accent 💀
Hey I’m british😂
@@AdamDDickmasterTrue😂
the hell 💀
The first guy was waiting for this moment ever since he was a kid 💀
🤣
Fr 😂
😂
Meet the World’s Militaries, except it gets more pixelated with each clip
310 likes and no comments ? Lemme fix that.
2 comments now
3 comments now
i loved watching this in ̶1̶0̶8̶0̶p̶ 1p
It's gets as progressively grainy as the chessboard rice problem.
The russian dude looked so happy to get a drink 😂❤
Хахах да ему вообще хорошо
Its Polish man
@@nochybanieraczej2307Флаг России, причём тут Польша?
@@user-ty6ou8pc6qbo to Polak, wszedł do sklepu Biedronka z głośnikiem na plecach
@@user-ty6ou8pc6q возможно и поляк. На заднем плане табличка на латинице
Us army: Yes sir. Yes.
That last guy: yeah dude, yeah
W comment
Don't you mean "sir yes, sir"
@@joashchechet1675❤😂❤❤❤😂🎉😢😢😮😅😊
Basically the whole us army vs us marine corp
USA general: "LOAD THE CANNONBALL!"
Soldier:*only heard cannonball*"OKAY!"
*over radio* "Was that cannonball good, sir?"
General: Load the cannonball
Soldier: yes sir 😏😏 *grabs lotion and pulls down my pants*
General: *SLAPS* not that type of cannonball
Soldier: I'm a shower not a grower 😏📸📸
@@Genesis478worst nsfw fanfiction ever written
@@wmgx8253 this is TH-cam after all so you can do anything you want.
@@wmgx8253 welcome to the internet
All the other US soldiers: *quite*
The last one: CANNON BALL
CCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN BBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Well, life is short.
but not as short as my friends girlfrie-
Anyway, YOLO.
@@FundyTheAstronautLol
Freebird was playing for the last one
Angry🦅 bird
Theme playing
German guy really went ‘It was at that moment he knew he f****d up’
The guy recording it went “uh oh, he’s dead, well who’s gonna pick up his corpse?”
Fun fact: the last one was filmed in Poland, not Russia
The last one wasn’t even made by a soldier
@@davudsamiev6238It’s recorded in shop called ,,Biedronka”. Poor guy only wanted to buy some bread😢
@@Wifikapitylko chlebek chciałem kupić 😿
Polska czy Rosja, nieważne
taki widok i tak by mnie nie zdziwił
Least manly person listening to cupid:
America other soldiers:we are professionals and not little kids
The last soldier:I love my job
😂
Bro just said weeeee the others are like what the heck is this guy doin’
Bro just said CANNONBALLLLLLL
“Cowabunga!” 🇺🇸
Bro’s been playing to much Fortnite that bro just deployed
"Germany has a strong and tough army!"
That one soldier:
@Mr.skull_here
That is a sentence which nearly no German will say about the Bundeswehr XD
USA: somersaults, just somersaults.
Iraq: warm-up*❤
Germany: How we love bombs...
Roland: I wanted to kill him, but it didn't work out.
India: Sir, are you all right?
Canada: This guy was the kind of guy who just loves life...
Britain: I go to the kitchen at 3 a.m. to eat the sweets that are left for tomorrow.
Russia: * just a background*
итак,
As a Indian I agree with you 🤣🤣
The grenade does not explode, these grenades have a pressure sensor or a sensor that measures the revolutions fun fact
Can happen if moisture gets into the grenades
Last one is not russia. It was in poland some dude get in shop whit loudass speaker and played hardbass in grocery shop
As an Iraqian,I dunno what to say 😂
If I got a dollar for every pixel on this screen, I’d have 25 cents
Funniest I have seen all day
😂
😂
you mesn 500 dollar
@@foxy_vr555no
The military: we are a serious buisness
Meanwhile germany: *We'll be right back*
🇩🇪❤
I9blame, now there is a technical break, we will be back soon!
We are a serious business
But we do like to fuck around a lot
“Dumb ways to die”
You don't want them to get serious. People are still upset about the last time they did.
America: instrusive thoughts win
Germany: DUMB WAYS TO DIE
38 minutes ago and 2 likes
Lol 3:28 1 dat ago
Poland: DUMB WAYS TO DIE
We all know that Germany in the 1940s can’t shoot anything that had to do with rockets
The grenade does not explode, these grenades have a pressure sensor or a sensor that measures the revolutions fun fact
Can happen if moisture gets into the grenades
Canada: I don’t think it’s supposed to fire like that
Canadian military in a nutshell: even the cannon just wants to build a snowman in -30°C weather.
Nah the last guy in USA had his main character moment
Help I’m laughing to hard and it’s 1:00 AM my parents are going to kill me 😂
Man USA soldier did a backflip. Spider man
Really?
No gainer
He isnt spider man he's spooder man 😂
@@marcosimoes5338 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
USA fr having fun
The USA soldier saw his opportunity and took it😂
“The royal army is powerful!!”
The royal army in question: “Sir I’m stuck”
''Be fearless when you jump off that very plain. Got it?''
The last guy T-T :
plane*
You know, instead of having actual wars with killing and war crimes, we should just have a giant rave where soldiers engage in dance fights and let the world vote on who has the sickest moves and beats.
Yes just yes
Yeah 😂
по факту
fr
Good idea
YESS
Just “I’m stuck” got me balling out dead 😂
And then there's my dad who while in the army set a feild on fire during training 💀
My father was almost run over on training couse he and his collage decided to sleep under snow.
The USA soldier really went "Fuck it, *KOWABUNGA DUDE* "
True tho😂
fuck it SWEET HOME ALABAMA
fuck it WHERE WE DROPPIN TODAY BOIS
@@penguinguy66 YEA WHERE WE FUCKIN DROPPIN
As an American we love danger
“You should never mess with the army!”
The army messing around:
Underrated comment Now I wanna join the military 😭
@@Its_Nikki23 lol thanks also I do to but more of the royal guards it’s my dream to be a royal guard in the UK
My army: *Ima have some fun and flop out the plane*
@@LawofBod lol 😂 like do a flip!
"Bravo 1 jumping"
"Bravo 2 jumping"
"Bravo 3 jumping"
"Bravo 4 jumping"
"CANNONBALL!"
10, 10, 10 and 10
america: 360 trickshot
germany:dumb ways to die 😂😂😂
russia: yeah boi 360 die ways
😂😂😂😂😂
Russia: gas mask man with a whole pack of vodka
Xd
Это на новый год запас
He was vibing
Мы ещё верхом на медведе и с энциклопедией шуток на подобе: "француз, китаец и русский..." 😂
Вообще то это пачка хлеба, я если че русский
British: “I’m stuck”
Me: _“Well f*cking unstuck yourself mate, my money’s on you!”_
🔄
Oh blighmy
India would be like B%@^# HELP ME OR UR F*#& MONEYS GONNA BLOW
Can I have tea first???? 🥺(I'm a British person)
@@Mx-Skeleton same
Canada: should we launch the missile.
The guy launching it: ok heading for the hill beside us??
Canada: No,it's the hill in front of us !!!!! The guy launing it: oh no oops
Germany:Why do we have so few military personnel?
Military:🪖💣=💀
The American : I have waited my whole life for this
Yeah
FUCK I was gonna say that
The last clip with "russian military" is just a clip of a Polish guy in a gas mask who went into the store with a speaker and was playing hardbass.
Are you sure about this?? And why were you able to draw such conclusions??
@@sempai267 So im Polish and that video went viral in Poland copule years ago and you can see some Polish words saying something like "sale" if you still dont belive me i can find the link to the video.
@@Kaczor18_ Is there any evidence that this is the case ? It's just that you have repeated your own words without any argument
He is right, this clip is from Poland
@@kajoj3219Okay 🤦🤷
Germany took my anxiety level to a whole other dimension😂
Thankfully it didn’t go off
The Canada one too 💀
Germany and canada whats with them faulty weapons liek really 🤦♂️
Like it gave me to much
@@johnniepohl4894there are enough videos of American mortarounds being faulty
🇮🇳: Sir are you ok 😅👍
The first clip with the American soldier flipping off a plane seems he loves his job
I know right
Fr
The enemy isn’t the soldier you have your gun pointed at. It’s the politicians who sent you two into battle
True
@@anuradhakushwaha7287 my mental health is crumbling sorry I just felt the need to say that
Sometimes it do be like that.
@@citronvannalemon yeah
reminds me of the hunger games movie #2
German now : 😂
Old German : ☠️
One hundred likes and no comments? Let me fix that
Never ask Porsche what it was doing in 1942
@@andreadenecke7321I'm from Poland
@@impirialgaming7341😂
Never ask a woman her age,
A man, his salary,
Porsche, what it was doing in 1942
I mean the iraqi one was funny its like commander: one hundred jumping hops NOW
The soldier:can you do it ?try it.
The commander:hmph why is it too hard
Britain: we stand strong
That one soldier: sir im stuck
Its survival of the fittest
Bugger me! I appear to be immobilised! Summon the colonies, bring me some crumpets Jones!
- Sir I stuck strong...
- Ye twat!
Тот самый солдат :
Я сильно застрял ...
Bloody hell I'm stuck
“CANNONBALL!!!” - probably that American soldier being a goddamn badass
Nah he probably just vibing💀
Plot twist he was the pilot
@@user-iv4xx9dx8uonly in the great US of A
@@user-iv4xx9dx8u OH FU-
@@user-iv4xx9dx8u'Murrica
germany: Lets test this out Bomb: Yes test out your health bar
😂😂😂😂😂
Anyone feel bad for dat guy’s short lief? 👁️👄👁️
Обожаю такие видео❤
Спасибо авторам^^
The last one was just a Polish guy dressed up in a gas suit playing music in a supermarket.
The soldiers when the boss is near:😶😶🤐
When the boss goes away:😅😎😏🥳😜🤪
Is it just me or would I eat ice cream with them
(Edit) 1.4k GOD DAMN
its cuz they act human
Well they’re just dudes.
DUDE, THEY ARE LIKE 18... THEY ARE JUST KIDS!
The power of good editing and the realization that they are human...
theyre human just like us
All armies: 😐🥵😠🤕 USA amry: 😅😂😎😎🎶
The US jumping out of an airplane “CANNONBALL” 😂😂
Edit: 4 thousand likes wow you guys are blowing up my phone also MOM IM FAMOUS
JERONIMOOOOO
@@egoryarysh8878 😂😂
"I choose you CANNONBALL" BEN HAD GROWN UP
that guy become a bomb that is non-explosive
@@zyre002 😂 good one
That American was waiting his whole life for that moment
Mom I’m famous
Yeah lol😂😂😂
“Remember to roll when you hit the ground”
*The Americans dropping:*
American moment
😂😂
I want to do that
Plot twist: the first one was the pilot
При этом другого самолёта 💀
Jumped before plane hit new world Trade Center building😅
Jumped before plane hit world Trade center building😅
IT WAS MEEE
USA: CANNON BALL
Others:WATCH OUT ITS A METEORITE
"the missile knows where it is at all ti- aw goddamnit"
-germany
Er-Missile dysfunction
They have a "minimum flight time before detonation" system built in so the thing wont blow up when dropping right out after the barrel. Its a safety mechanism for this very scenario, because youd never want to shoot something 1m away from you with a mortar for obvious reasons so the charges are designed to only be live after XYZ meters travelled/XYZ amount of time passed :D
cool :D@@GalenMarekOfficial
I’ve seen the original video of Germany’s part! The round makes a little sound that can only be described as an underwater burp when it gets “shot” out of the mortar! It’s worth a watch
That was a mortar not a missile
“I’m stuck” got me on the floor so hard 😂
Same
SAME
Same
@loveanimals2007same its my country aswell
@loveanimals2007 yessir
Bro U.S really just said "CANNONBALL!"
As an American any adult would do that😂💀
True VERY true😂😂😂😂😂get it😏😏😏😏😏
Russia is just vibing
Bro that first guy was really wanted to sky dive when he was a child for sure 😂😂
USA 🇺🇸: CANNONBALL
Iraq 🇮🇶: I forgot how to do jumping jacks
Germany 🇩🇪: Goodbye world
Poland 🇵🇱: MY HAT
India 🇮🇳: Whoops
Canada 🇨🇦: RUN
United Kingdom 🇬🇧: guys please help
Russia 🇷🇺: Dont mind me just getting groceries
Edit: Thanks for 1k likes ive never had this many before.
Poland!
Лол при переводе на русский, британский флаг заменяется на триколор русский.
😂
😂😂 w
راحت هيبه العراقيين😂
The russian one was actually a polish guy blasting hardbass in a grocery store 💀
It took a ukranian supporter to say it
Че ляпнул бля? (o_O)
@@PerturaBasedlol
It’s true like😂😂😂
Это не важно. Главное: чтобы было ржачно
That one guy that lives on Jupiter:is this yall military
Mom:the military is serious
*Meanwhile the military*
Lol
Lol, really
Fr
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As a US citizen I can confirm we backflip out of our planes to strike fear into the hearts of the enemies
I can also agree, as a US citizen of our behavior...
That shit looks fun. I'm coming to America.
I would flip off the people in the plane as I jumped lol
They never expect you to style on em. Works every time.
Man was living his best life lmao
It'll spoil your mood. He is not Russian at the end of the film. He's a Polish student. And the name of the shop is Żabka.
Okay yeah I thought I recognized that clip and wondered the same thing. Sounds like someone else caught it as well lol
Thanks, nice to know!
the soldier that was there was like: let me have some fun proceeds to yeet himself out of the plane
I love how the USA and Russia look to be having the most fun 😂
Fun fuct: a Russian soldier is actually a Polish civilian who disguised himself and entered the "Biedronka" chain of stores
seems russian enough to me
Every army: “we are very serious”
Every army:
Depends 💯 still got some of the rough army guys out here
I love how they still have humor in the army like my dad was in the army and him and his friends used to drink small bottles of hot sauce and just chug them
The last one was actually recorded in Poland and it was not a soldier, but an ordinary man.
It was a soldier they were practicing for an event with blank rounds that's why he didn't kill the other guy
Still the best vid is 2 polish soldiers playing piano
@@e4_Toxic. I think that he is thinking about last one
@@e4_Toxic.he means, that the last one was actually in poland, which is true
@@e4_Toxic. he's talking about the last clip that was labeled "Russia", and he's right, it was Poland as well not Russia
The British one was absolutely hilarious to me for some reason.
"Step-soldier I'm stuck."
lmaooo
I’m from britan
@@Janinek1979same here
"I LOVE MY FUDGING JOB!" classic American solider
Pls do Turkey🇹🇷🇹🇷
Me: *sees last one*
Me: "Is that one Russia?"
It was Russia
No it was Poland
@@krystianszewczyk1522no it was Patrick
@@PancakesKiller Nice
@@PancakesKillerwell it is not KrustyKrab for sure
Legend says that the german soldier is still getting hit by that Grenade
It's actually a mortar shell but ok
Not still, again because Germany has shitty gear and organisation.
gerny i expectem more from u
Ich mag Züge
Ye
Germany: *it was at this moment that he knew, that he f*cked up*
no he was fine :D
Pictures taken moments before disaster
JROTC boutta be LIT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
2nd soldier:I’m coming
3rd soldier:wait for me!
4th soldier:CANNON BAL-
Wasnt a cannon ball he back flipped
The perfect quality doesn’t exis-
You're goddamn right
it does
@@flormorejon4371 not
Pakistan.ISI🗿🗿🗿
I need oscar
The cannonball American guy was hilarious 😂😭 he clearly wanted to have fun with it
Meanwhile, my whole family just chilling in Britain
As a German this is a very German thing that would happen
ne is halt so eine bombe war da in köln linthenhal direkt in meiner nähe
@@katrin1806 oh
I know
*russian military guy casualy walking into a store*
manager: AYO WTF-
This was polish drunken guy
XD
Canada: * basically the most chill and friendly nation in existence *
Also canada when theyre at war: *doom music intensifies*
As a Canadian I can confirm
The battle of Vimy Ridge.
@@talyaturkANZAC (Australian and New Zealand Army Corps) had no Canadians in their forces. In the Gallipoli campaign Newfoundland (Canadian) corps counted ca. 1000 soldiers, which was ~0,2% of total Entente forces.
It's like saying, Turkey won IIWW, because they declared war on the Axis, in Feb 1945 🤣
Why they are doing false allegation on India?
Wake up to reality
Honestly the America just shows that bro was confident in his abilities
I love how America didn’t really do anything wrong he was just being silly lol
USA Soldier: PERMISSION TO SEND IT SIR?
USA General: Granted.
USA Solider: YEHAWW
😂😂
Hhhhh how is 🏴doing with you🇺🇸?
Indian soldiers be getting sturdy😂😂🤣
he's texan
Americans are some crazy mofos!
Smith: "im stuck"
Srgnt White: "bloody hell Smith not again"
"you get stuck here you get it stuck in my wife in bed they should just call you stickman"
Poor Smith he's trying his best😢😢
@@RichardBatucan-di8hk for the last corporal Batucan smith is your priority if you dont watch him youll get put back in basic
@@RichardBatucan-di8hkhe need to train hard next time
That Polish soldiers hat just couldn’t handle the recoil
As a German, i ALMOST Just pissed my pants Out of Laughter 💀💀
*insert "to be continued"-meme *
@@SpaceVisYT lol
@@S0ULS_ also, did you do your Spanish lessons?
@@SpaceVisYT *ngl i dont have duolingo-*
@@S0ULS_ Rip that guy's back
Military: We are the most structured profession
Polish army:
Im from poland
Pisz po polsku
Okej
The last soldier in America would be me
The backflip is my favorite.