Galactic Conquest Challenge - 100 Pops No Vassals

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  • @Ramschat
    @Ramschat ปีที่แล้ว +579

    "We will hold all the cards! The Eater of Worlds will offer us a great deal because they need us more than we need them"

    • @MontuPlays
      @MontuPlays  ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Damn, that is a great line! Why didn't Boris think of that

    • @juanchotazo191
      @juanchotazo191 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MontuPlays the 100 likes No Vassals comment

  • @SlayXemnas
    @SlayXemnas ปีที่แล้ว +210

    100 units are ready, with no more well on the way.

    • @jeremylau7248
      @jeremylau7248 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shame that it is not possible to subtract it by another 99 pop

  • @cp1cupcake
    @cp1cupcake ปีที่แล้ว +429

    I really wish that you had the option with Clone Origin to make all leaders/pops look the same.

    • @art-games6230
      @art-games6230 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That would be great

    • @letsplaysvonaja1714
      @letsplaysvonaja1714 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i think they all have the same skin colour and gender as your leader at least

    • @TheNo15
      @TheNo15 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I wish you could do this with any empire tbh. Like why can't I roleplay that most of the species looks the same or they pulled off some fanatic purifying on their homeworld?
      Of course, maybe don't allow this with human portraits, but that'd be easy to restrict.

    • @TheContingency25x
      @TheContingency25x ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@TheNo15 I see no problem at all with allowing this to happen with human portraits.

    • @justsomeginger2032
      @justsomeginger2032 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can just go to the leaders tab and select either only male or female leaders

  • @PinataFreaks
    @PinataFreaks ปีที่แล้ว +162

    In my headcanon, due to a fault in the cloning process, the clones are only capable of saying their own name. Like Matt Damon in Team America: World Police.
    "Boris Johnson?"
    "Boris Johnson!"

    • @AdrianGirouard
      @AdrianGirouard ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lmao like the vault in fallout 3 "Gary! Hahaha, Gaarrry!"

    • @WhenDevilsDuel
      @WhenDevilsDuel ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@AdrianGirouardyeah idk why this dude said matt Damon for reference lmfaoooo. Least possible popular comparison, goofy as hell bruh

  • @art-games6230
    @art-games6230 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    With so many Boris Johnsons we might need to worry about a galexit (galactic exit)

    • @janaejoaodosacramento9731
      @janaejoaodosacramento9731 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      There’s no need for a galexit if there’s no one else in the galaxy

    • @cp1cupcake
      @cp1cupcake ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, the Johnsons did a very good job of removing anything which might have required a galexit....

    • @Jokie155
      @Jokie155 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We're also going to have an enormous surplus of unused hair combs.

    • @pieterfaes6263
      @pieterfaes6263 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, that is what Become the Crisis basically is, right?

    • @art-games6230
      @art-games6230 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pieterfaes6263 leaving the galaxy and destroying it are not the same

  • @gothik33
    @gothik33 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I love how it begins with Boris Johnson and ends with some barely pronouncable version of it to show how degenerate the clones become over generations of cloning. It has the same energy as "Master Chief is on the cover of that Mountain Dew bottle" ending as "They put da mamsnrhbr chehfde in the soder"

  • @Dragonpancake2
    @Dragonpancake2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    If I had a penny for every time Boris Johnson was said in this video, I would be a millionare

    • @MontuPlays
      @MontuPlays  ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Just like Boris

    • @iamblight707
      @iamblight707 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah, you'd have 82 cent

    • @Aetherblade-z4o
      @Aetherblade-z4o 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@iamblight707you madlad you actually counted the number of times it was said

  • @Arthutstut641
    @Arthutstut641 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I find even funnier the fact that Endless Space 2 has literally an entire faction made around this exact scenario.

  • @pieterfaes6263
    @pieterfaes6263 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I know this is a vanilla run, but I don't think anyone would've complained if you had a Boris Johnson Portrait mod applied to make every pop and leader of yours Boris Johnson. There should be plenty of material for that.

    • @poilboiler
      @poilboiler ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It might have caused a lot of vomiting across the world.

    • @donpollo3154
      @donpollo3154 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *casually adds repugnant species trait

    • @TheBurntBiscuit
      @TheBurntBiscuit ปีที่แล้ว

      There are potential legal implications with doing that, seeing as Montu is making a living off this content..

    • @jeanmarc6517
      @jeanmarc6517 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheBurntBiscuit There are no legal implication in such a parody. Not being able to mock your leader is a dictatorship, not a democracy.

  • @BirchMonkey857
    @BirchMonkey857 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I feel like this is the UK equivalent of Nixon's head being elected in Futurama.

  • @ryanstewart2289
    @ryanstewart2289 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The no vassals part is the real challenge in modern Stellaris.

  • @aesirgaming1014
    @aesirgaming1014 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    My God, an empire of Boris Johnson clones is...terrifying. I guess the good news is that there's a limit of 100. The bad news is that there's a limit of 100.

  • @jsr9617
    @jsr9617 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Flacid Johnson" has to be the best ship class name I've ever heard.

    • @MultiRepaK
      @MultiRepaK 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      LMFAO

  • @ErshErshovich
    @ErshErshovich ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tbh how you refer to all the clones of Boris Johnson in a singular number (not "Borises Johnson" or "Borises Johnsons") thus making them a mass noun is hilarious 😂 I've never thought of the Prime minister as a substance 😂😂😂

  • @timothypeterson4781
    @timothypeterson4781 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "We'll be struggling economically."
    *Me looking at my fanatic purifier clones* "We will?"

  • @dallashill23
    @dallashill23 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Oh my god dude the leader names are hilarious 😂

    • @MontuPlays
      @MontuPlays  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Finally, someone noticed!

  • @Rickus316
    @Rickus316 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Such an entertaining run!

  • @cfalkner1012
    @cfalkner1012 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Deep down inside himself, our Johnson knows he will be the leader of the universe”
    Blimey! 😳

  • @paladin2720
    @paladin2720 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video reminds me of the vault of Garrys in fallout where it starts of normal and eventually turns into hyper aggressive clones saying their name as their language

  • @Alex_FRD
    @Alex_FRD ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Montu's mind for challenges is on a plane far above even the Shroud.

  • @DrNagi
    @DrNagi ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Came for the challenge, stayed for the memes.

  • @CrimsonReaper189
    @CrimsonReaper189 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    best way i found to do this is just catalytic anglers since they scale so much u can have a tiny amount of pops filling the needs of the greater empire or now hear me out shatterted ring terrovor or just normal hive

  • @DoglasBubbleTrousers
    @DoglasBubbleTrousers ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Atleast it wasn't a Truss clone army, we would have no pops within a few weeks LOL

  • @wolfiedwarf4382
    @wolfiedwarf4382 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you have mates, clones vs robots! The Clone War

  • @antontribelgorn3641
    @antontribelgorn3641 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Remember the kingdom of great zuma and northern kegg with yoris bohnoson from the one system challange? Yoris Bohnson would not be proud

  • @connerblank5069
    @connerblank5069 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like how you didn't even change the name for this one. Just playing as Boris Johnson.
    By the way, missed opportunity for a joke given Boris retired to focus on his family... In an empire which fanatically purifies all xenos and is composed entirely of copies of a single man.

  • @Sepaedius
    @Sepaedius ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *sniffs tears back, wiping one of his cheek*
    "It's so beautiful..."

  • @millionelectricvolts6117
    @millionelectricvolts6117 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    39:00 probably because boris was the only one left, boris became the galactic community

  • @Arbaaltheundefeated
    @Arbaaltheundefeated ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I see the bodies did indeed pile high.

  • @nanosum1
    @nanosum1 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Just found your channel; love Stellaris and love your uploads! Thank you 🙏

  • @aecides3203
    @aecides3203 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    While I understand your trait limitations in a vanilla run, I can't help but definitively feel you missed "Slow learner", "Unruly" (the hair alone demands this trait) and, horrifyingly, "Rapid Breeder".
    Also, I like to imagine the Boris Fanatic purifier invasions to be legions of Boris Johnson deployed to the planet to waffle nonsense, even as they're gunned down, until the planet defenders and populations simply decide they can no longer stand living in such a dystopian hellscape of a Universe.

  • @Jernsaxe
    @Jernsaxe ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The Genocide Spider Pig song was a bigger war crime than the actual genocide!

    • @MontuPlays
      @MontuPlays  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't know what you're talking about...

  • @O378D
    @O378D ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Here's a challenge for you Montu: Your primary species must max out trait point picks on negative traits. Your score is how many pops with max negative traits in the galaxy at the end of the game. Go!

  • @markwilson2591
    @markwilson2591 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    will say this is probly one of the better runs ive seen you do as of late also dident mind the clerk only run that was intersting but how out numbered you were and yet you wioed everyone out was amazing to see

  • @N1ghthavvk
    @N1ghthavvk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tronald Dump was the play on words I didn't know I needed!

  • @WhenDevilsDuel
    @WhenDevilsDuel ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've actually oddly done something like this. Fanatic purifier clone army, I knew it wasn't efficient but to me it made the most logical sense to explain a clone civilization, that or scion but been there done that and it's never fun to run into your own custom scion in a playthrough since taking their turf will upset the fe overlords - granting them in a sense diplomatic immunity from war over large land claims.

    • @WhenDevilsDuel
      @WhenDevilsDuel ปีที่แล้ว

      I stayed as clones because I wanted as many navy boosts as possible. Surprisingly turned out pretty well, expansion wasn't a priority with what I was doing either so I got to take advantage of tech rushing with no penalties for once which was nice for awhile. And with so many navy bonuses I didn't need a particularly large navy to be scary.

    • @WhenDevilsDuel
      @WhenDevilsDuel ปีที่แล้ว

      Basically played it like a mega co. Except if anyone got too close their borders would suddenly begin to disappear one by one lol.

  • @vvbr2372
    @vvbr2372 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If this is what the future looks like, it makes Warhammer 40k seem like a lovely place to live in

  • @EJFreelancer
    @EJFreelancer ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilariously, I just watched the old top gear episode with Boris’ trip around the track, way back when he was still MP

  • @pmuttenthaler
    @pmuttenthaler 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You're hilarious lol. I was looking for more of a "how-to" playthrough, though.

  • @Berstalin
    @Berstalin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The amount of different ways you used to say Boris Johnson had me laughing out loud.

  • @jameslmathieson
    @jameslmathieson ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Possibly the most entertaining Montu run ever.

  • @sedevri864
    @sedevri864 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how his clones degenerated by name as the game progressed.

  • @hg2aa
    @hg2aa ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ok now do it as Fanatic Pacifist + Inward Perfection. You'll have to bait them into fighting you and only than you'll be able to claim any system!

  • @charlesparker7719
    @charlesparker7719 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Boris and his league of other Johnson's is such a good double entendre.

  • @Cybrex1
    @Cybrex1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BORIS not again the British museum is already big enough

  • @davidtrzecianowski
    @davidtrzecianowski ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The big war at the end was extremely entertaining, good video montu

  • @s4lsaballlerinna168
    @s4lsaballlerinna168 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Meanwhile in the galactic community:
    "Johnson why is you species trying to genocide the galaxy?"
    Boris Johnson:
    "Have a cup of intergalactic tea"

  • @jameshealan2881
    @jameshealan2881 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Boris and his league of johnsons" was the moment I entirely forgot how to breathe

  • @Griffolion0
    @Griffolion0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Even with the clone vats at full tilt, it still won't be more than the reproduction rate of the real Boris Johnson.

  • @matheusGMN
    @matheusGMN ปีที่แล้ว +3

    damn what a challenge! Glad to see you succeed!

  • @golem7823
    @golem7823 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We were fooled. He did win.
    But how could Boris ever lose.

  • @QuantumImperfections
    @QuantumImperfections ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite facet of MontuPlays videos is that he names his Empires / Leaders like people name their cats: "Ah yes you see this is Chairman Meow and he is the Emperor of the Cat-Kind"

  • @MeJustMe101
    @MeJustMe101 ปีที่แล้ว

    We, the Galactic Fallen Imperium have precious little time for your kind.

  • @joveninocando1386
    @joveninocando1386 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    do a mercenary challenge only also montu

  • @timbuck4903
    @timbuck4903 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    New to your channel. I really enjoy watching your roll play games. There awesome.

  • @t2force212
    @t2force212 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Missed oppurtunity for an army of Gary's

  • @JC-zx5li
    @JC-zx5li ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "With his 18th wife" but isn't his wife also a boris johnson?

  • @quinnwasson2399
    @quinnwasson2399 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A United Kingdom empire would be something. Federation of Space England, Space Scotland, and Space Wales. I think it'd be funny.

  • @robertgammon-ross9983
    @robertgammon-ross9983 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    To be fair, BJ is doing his best to make a clone army, he just doesn't recognise all his offspring

  • @MorebitsUK
    @MorebitsUK ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nicely Done Montu.

  • @HateBear-real
    @HateBear-real ปีที่แล้ว

    If only Boris was actually like that. I feel like the hyperbole surrounding what are in fact rather tame forms of nationalism rather worn. Of course, feel free to keep playing with fire until something like that actually happens.

  • @sethierot7067
    @sethierot7067 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Definetly not degraded clones.
    Perfect kinda sad its over :D

  • @RegiusEques
    @RegiusEques ปีที่แล้ว

    You could theoretically take on a 10x crisis but I assure you it would be the most meta gameplay you've ever done.

  • @vaevictisgd5249
    @vaevictisgd5249 ปีที่แล้ว

    Definitely my favorite video about Stellaris (and Boris )

  • @alexanderc9462
    @alexanderc9462 ปีที่แล้ว

    so many borrowed, probably too busy having parties to get anything done

  • @Hlevi87
    @Hlevi87 ปีที่แล้ว

    After 30 minutes this Boris theme actually became funny. I love it!

  • @Guru13666
    @Guru13666 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can't blame him on that interspecies affair @ 21:38... There is not one single Ms Doris Johnson in there, imagine a lot of the Johnsons sausage parties in a bedrooms at nights over and over again 👉👈

  • @misterseventyseven4122
    @misterseventyseven4122 ปีที่แล้ว

    That intro made me laugh 😅😅 thank you for all your videos btw

  • @Beerpowered
    @Beerpowered 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Tried this out and its fun. only took till 2246 and the Galactic community declared me the Crisis.

  • @ight001
    @ight001 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well played Montu

  • @onchristieroad
    @onchristieroad ปีที่แล้ว

    An oven-ready deal! If, by that, we mean all the non-Bozzer babies are ready to be put in the oven.

  • @hexoyyeet1782
    @hexoyyeet1782 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    really like the challenge type videos

  • @gavinboyer4634
    @gavinboyer4634 หลายเดือนก่อน

    All Borisses are equal, but some are more equal than others.

  • @orcwordlaugh1360
    @orcwordlaugh1360 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    30:00 When the Engine reset the war, did it force all the enemy ships in his space to MIA?

  • @sethierot7067
    @sethierot7067 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had forgotten boris johnson xD
    I knew the name but couldnt connect it to his..lets call it a face sure why not... quite the specimen...

  • @m.douglas8492
    @m.douglas8492 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As an american this is a really interesting way of learning about british politics.

  • @cewla3348
    @cewla3348 ปีที่แล้ว

    stellaris gigastructures really be like
    "oh shit the blokkats are coming we're doomed"
    "GOOD NEWS THE SHIELD IS DOWN IN A MONTH!"
    "how are we gonna break the main thing when the shield is down??"
    *the moon starts leaving*
    "i see now"

  • @alphawagon3571
    @alphawagon3571 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite Stellaris cereal: Oops! All Boris

  • @isuckatusernames4297
    @isuckatusernames4297 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel like you should've went with a necroid portrait for some extra rp potential (seriously, that guy looks like a rotting corpse half the time)

  • @MrWeeseAChine
    @MrWeeseAChine ปีที่แล้ว

    Boris doesn’t descend or ascend, he levels up

  • @ganymedemlem6119
    @ganymedemlem6119 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would love to see a true democratic crusader challenge. Everyone in the galaxy *MUST* become fanatic egalitarian.

  • @Piper0185
    @Piper0185 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your content Montu, easily one of my favorite Stellaris content creators. Something I don't see many people do though, is talk about Mods. Would love to see someone do a Mod showcase/Tier list of favorite mods. Total conversions, ethic packs etc. Or gameplay of those mods. I know you did Empire Builds before, wondering if you plan on doing more of those?

  • @fish_225
    @fish_225 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Casually 100 billion humans on 1 planet at the start of the game

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins ปีที่แล้ว

    Fleeting clone start for his successor Theresa May

  • @WAlmaking
    @WAlmaking ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine you are the fallen empire ai and you just hear: " My lord they are coming.. The toe lickerer and the single mom molester attacked us "

  • @MGoogle3146
    @MGoogle3146 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am honestly surprised you won, this looked super tough

  • @melanieallen9015
    @melanieallen9015 ปีที่แล้ว

    You vs 30 determined extrematior grand admiral 🎉

  • @keenirr5332
    @keenirr5332 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was a great vid! Kudos.

  • @niwdog1069
    @niwdog1069 ปีที่แล้ว

    "BJPP" made me chuckle.

  • @Itharl
    @Itharl ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so epic. I have to try this for myself.

  • @Phenigma
    @Phenigma ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine if Boris actually sees this. I would like to know his reaction.

    • @donpollo3154
      @donpollo3154 ปีที่แล้ว

      Somehow I doubt bojo watches stellaris videos, unfortunately for him

  • @Pullapitko
    @Pullapitko ปีที่แล้ว

    I got the feeling that Montu holds a strong opinion regarding the former prime minister.

  • @Clasteau
    @Clasteau หลายเดือนก่อน

    Insert joke about cloning a big Johnson.

  • @frommagecaseus6799
    @frommagecaseus6799 ปีที่แล้ว

    Should have destroy the ancient clone vat to finish with 0 pop.

  • @pikachufantastic
    @pikachufantastic ปีที่แล้ว

    Just the empire of Gary

  • @malikto1
    @malikto1 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was a entertaining run. Long live Boris.

  • @Xerxaxify
    @Xerxaxify ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wonder how many times you said Boris Johnson. 😄

    • @MontuPlays
      @MontuPlays  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too many, I can tell you.

  • @WhiteZantra
    @WhiteZantra ปีที่แล้ว

    new game night challange with the friends, take a shot everytime the name "boris" is used in this vid xD ((please dont, you'll die))

  • @creeper2740
    @creeper2740 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    petition for Joris Bohnson

  • @odysseusflowers5080
    @odysseusflowers5080 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s the citadel of borises