SEBBY, WE'RE MAKING A KILLING ON BLUE. PROFITS ARE AT AN ALL TIME HIGH, I'VE REALIZED MY DREAMS SEBBY This is the wildest month we've had on the farm by far. We're approaching the end of the series, but there's still a bit more to go. You can watch the entire series here: th-cam.com/video/aZseCqR2uSU/w-d-xo.html
The accidental parallels between this series and actual breaking bad are so great. Walter White's most profitable day is also the day his child is conceived/born.
What, you mean you've never stood over the sink in a completely dark kitchen and consumed an entire block of vacuum packed cheddar cheese? What do you even do with your life?
@@fel524 we’d all like to pretend we have never done this but we all know, deep down inside, when it’s 2am and there’s no food available that doesn’t require some level of preparation, vacuum packed cheese is the gratest snack
I love how this started with just like "imagine walter white in Stardew valley" and now its this really wholesome and fun adventure, walter is married, the farms running great and its all just amazing! Please cotinue this series this is my favorite slice of life anime
Emily really married into the good life. She gets to stand around all day while Walter makes the big bucks, and at the end of the day, Clint remains alone. Edit: Yes she works in the saloon, I meant she as an NPC gets to do her own thing while RT farms for big money
So, fun fact about the name ‘Clint.’ It’s really rare in comics (especially older comics) because older comics were lettered in all caps for better readability. Publishers were very concerned that a printing error (which weren’t uncommon) might cause the L and the I to merge together, so the name CLINT was avoided. Which is why Hawkeye being name ‘Clint Barton’ was actually pretty ballsy.
In the flower dance if you don't pick Emily the person to dance with her is Shane which I think ties in nicely with the Breaking Stardew Valley cinematic universe
Someone just needs to animate walter and emily talking and sebby always being somewhere in the bacground crying. Walter just looking at him whenever RT says Why are you crying sebby.
It's obviously because she was made romanceable in a later update but honestly why anybody would want to marry Emily outside of her being a good product advertisement is beyond me. She creeps me out personally
i've noticed that occasionally walter white has been referring to twitch chat instead of sebby. slowly, he is being replaced in every way also you do need to be friends with animals, at least the chickens, since when they like you they give large eggs which give higher quality mayonnaise
Same thing with the cows. Large milk and large eggs make gold cheese and mayo, respectively. Even if you age the cheese, starting with gold cheese cuts the time to iridium in half.
@@RomanNumeral04 for pigs and truffles, higher friendship leads to the pig finding more truffles per day. a max happiness pig finds 3 truffles a day IIRC. for wool, from rabbits or sheep, higher quality wool have a chance to create 2 or 3 cloth after being put in the loom. basically, for truffle and wool higher friendship creates more quantity which is more money
RT, the reason for petting your animals is to get the products more frequently/large versions. If they aren't large, the stuff you process isn't gold star, and if you don't pet your sheep the wool isn't produced as fast.
You know, this whole series reminds me of my own life! This is the most relatable content for me! Making drugs, eating ass, everything important in my life!
Cheese soup is actually pretty good with onions and pre-fried ground meat. Just make sure the soup doesn't go cold so that the cheese stays liquid. And not to use the wrong kind of cheese.
Clint: There is something not right about Walter White, and I'm not saying so just because he married the love of my love, Emily. I began to suspect Walter when Sebastian died in the desert from alcohol poisoning. Shane is the drinker in the valley, not Sebastian. Sebastian also never left the basement. This is not like him. Pam is no help; these days she's always drunk on Walter's best wine "The Blue", that she remembers nothing of the day Sebastian left for the desert. There's no way Pam can afford to drink that wine on her salary, unless Walter is supplying her, to keep her confused and unable to remember. The more I follow Walter White, the more suspicious he seems. He became a rich man in only a year, allegedly from selling wine to a shady desert woman named Sandy. His blue wine ages in weeks instead of years, and almost everyone who tastes it can't get enough. He behaves like he's a guilty man too. He works day and night despite being married to the most beautiful woman in the valley. He pays Sebastian's mother Robin for incredibly expensive barns, even though he clearly cares not for the animals. I often catch Walter talking to the air to a "Sebby" when he thinks no one is around. Two weeks ago he went bald overnight before he's even 25. Finally, recently he uncharacteristically helped Shane quit drinking. Shane drinks more blue wine than even Pam, and Walter has never turned down a customer before. Emily deserves better than a husband she never sees, who is responsible for the death of Sebastian and is ruining the lives of Pam, Shane and many more through the sale of his abnormally addictive alcohol. I stuttered out the story to the police in the big city, but they laughed me out, telling me I read too many novels. If they won't help, I must get to the bottom of this myself, to save Emily. My Sweet Em, I'm coming, don't trust that man...!
@@dovahqueenie686 Thank you for reading. I'm super flattered that you actually looked up my other short pieces. Did you find all four? Emily, Clint, Ga and Maru. I'm afraid the Ga piece might be the best of the lot. Have a lovely day.
@@aaajeear8654 Yeah, I remember Vincent and Jas told me what the other hates, I just find it odd for Emily and Haley, especially since Emily doesn’t seem to dislike her sister.
for the nice guy clint defenders: emily has dialogue where she says "I think Clint's mad at me. He never looks at me anymore... I always thought we were friends.” implying that clint is unsatisfied with just being friends with her and only talks to her for a chance of a romantic relationship. either way, he doesn't treat em very well if she thinks he's mad at her.
Walter white still secretly loves Sebby, but he is a boomer and doesn't know how to deal with traditionally taboo relationships so instead ruins his relationship His Freudian slip late at night proves it
@@kontofmonte3464 i can't get enough of this game especially hin playing, I'd assume everyone wants him to play more, so maybe if we rally together he will continue going to the new island and whatever he's unaware of rn.
The best part of having fiber seeds is you can fill your fields in winter, then harvest in all on Spring 1 - don’t need to till soil or water, so you save days worth of work on a fully developed farm ^^
The beginning of this is hilarious considering how I just saw RT react to Clint live. Also the record for most kids for a guy is probably owned by that creep who ran a fertility clinic and used his own product instead of what he was supposed to do.
26:00 so i recently watched a documentary about a fertility doctor that used his own sperm to impregnant woman without their knowledge. I think he was called doctor Clyde and had like 97+ children the number keeps growing because of the dna kits that ppl take.
This is unironically my favorite ongoing TH-cam series right now. It's such a perfect combo of funny and wholesome. Love you Dan, you are my second favorite dad of all time 💙💙💙
“Being friends with your animals gives you no benefit if you just process them”. Large animal products, specifically the eggs and milk, give gold star mayo and cheeses when processed, and those products are only produced with high friendship. Pigs also produce more truffles at higher friendship.
"Walter needs enemies" Lewis: am I a joke to you? Yes also with the fruit trees you can wait instead of harvesting the first one and get 3 per tree instead of 1
This is legitimately my favourite series RT has ever done, the absolute most wholesome, fun, wonderful gameplay with the best ongoing jokes and characters. Love it so much, keep up the good work!
5:21 reminded me of a time when I was asleep and I didn’t hear this by the way so it was in the morning, there was a huge mess on the mud room(maybe the living room it was years ago) turned out it was my dads home brew beer that exploded in the middle of the night when I was fast asleep.
Aincent seeds are the best seeds in the game and you can make the mont expensive wine out of them. And its a regrowable plant that you can put in the greenhouse.
Starfruit wine is actually more expensive than ancient fruit wine. Ancient fruit gets you more Gold/Day though, since you get a harvest every 7 days vs every 13 days.
@@lizard1255 Technically starfruit wine can beat ancient fruit wine in g/day, it just requires hyper speed-gro on the starfruit. Ancient fruit wine at 2310g every 7 days is 330 g/day. Starfruit wine is 3150, but you have to subtract 400 for the cost of a new seed. At every 9 days with deluxe speed-gro that 2750g comes to ~305.6 g/day, but at every 8 days with hyper speed-gro it comes to 343.75 g/day. Downside being a little more manual labour in having to constantly buy and replant seeds.
Still loving this series 💖. RT's humor and commentary are incredible 😂 Also, RT getting those 3 Prismatic shards tells me that I need to go WAY deeper into the skull cavern to get some of my own.
Yo, listen up here's a story About a little guy That lives in a blue world And all day and all night And everything he sees is just blue Like him inside and outside Blue his house With a blue little window And a blue corvette And everything is blue for him And himself and everybody around Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to
This is my most favourite series you've done so far. I've never actually seen the appeal of Stardew before either but this has made me want to buy the game actually, and I've been enjoying so much that it's actually become one of my favourite games too. I don't know how long you're planning on going through with Stardew, but I hope you keep playing it for a while cuz I'd love to see more. (Sadly can't really join in for the streams which sucks)
something i only realised this episode is that his walter voice sounds a lot more like fisk from the netflix daredevil show than actual walter white sometimes
Walter hit bank via selling wine and to end the day off on a high note he blew his wife’s cheek open to conceive the inheritor of the Crime empire called “Breaking bad farm”
Isn't that generally fairly inefficient for most crops? It's only really worth it for crops that yield multiple pieces of product at once, or for ancient seeds. There's just no reason to make seeds from starfruit when you can make wine out of it instead.
@@dusklunistheumbreon You get more than one seed in return, easily multiply your amount of seed in one go. And with the amount of starfruit, he could have easily gained the amount of seed for free of charge or even more.
@@andreasschone5383 Using the seed maker is not technically free of charge, in fact there are scenarios where it's more profitable to buy the seeds instead. Every crop you used in the seed maker you could've used to make money instead. With star fruit, a seed is 400g, a regular quality fruit is 750g (825g), silver quality 937g (1030g), and gold quality 1125g (1237g). In brackets are the prices with the tiller profession. The wiki says you need on average to use 51% of your harvests to have enough seeds, so it looks like you average just slightly less than 2 seeds, which makes sense given you'll sometimes get mixed or ancient seeds. The only one that sells for less than 800g though is a regular quality star fruit with no tiller profession, and even then just barely. You'd make more money on average selling all the other starfruit and buying seeds than in using them in the seed maker. This is very true if converting all star fruit to wine, as at 2250g (or 3150g with artisan), even if you're abusing the "randomness" of the seed maker to get 3 seeds from every fruit, buying that amount would only cost 1200g.
I love that bee hive setup. Please for more of that. You only need 1 flower but I know people are gonna rage looking at it, and i enjoy a bit of chaos.
SEBBY, WE'RE MAKING A KILLING ON BLUE. PROFITS ARE AT AN ALL TIME HIGH, I'VE REALIZED MY DREAMS SEBBY
This is the wildest month we've had on the farm by far. We're approaching the end of the series, but there's still a bit more to go. You can watch the entire series here: th-cam.com/video/aZseCqR2uSU/w-d-xo.html
Hey rt did you know theres more content for this game, its called ginger island
Ga
@@Questionable_men Ga??
RT, you need to befriend Willy in order to start unlocking the 3rd area. This game is unnecessarily large.
SANTA CLAUS IS ACTUALLY REAL
Walter White being killed by the Lorax and Emily becoming pregnant with Walter Jr. is definitely the most Jack moment in Stardew Valley history
this is a certified rt moment
I forgot about the jack joke this is brilliant
@@placeholder2586 How could you forget funny Jack The Rabbit meme?! I'm disappointed
he hasnt even spoken to Ga yet
Certified 100% Jack Moment
The cut to shane getting better to Walter just yelling
"SMALL CHILD. HAVE YOU SEEN SHANEY?" is hilarious.
1.2 likes in 10 hours? That’s a lot
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The accidental parallels between this series and actual breaking bad are so great. Walter White's most profitable day is also the day his child is conceived/born.
I haven't watched breaking bad but shouldn't those two days be like 9 months apart
@@vertigofy6699 to be conceived and born on the same day is the magic of blue product.
@@vertigofy6699 you just need to up your sigma grindset and both can be done
oh no it really is
Bravo bince
I feel like the bear is one of the best side characters in this series. Not only did he actually get to buy some product, he also was a wingman.
I rember that!
@@masterofdoots5965 i forgor💀
I never played the new updates had no idea you could hang out with bear and get blue chicken
In the stardew expansion mod, the bear has a shop where he sells fiber and stuff, which is really cool!
9:23 Emily eating shredded cheese out of the bag over the sink at 1am like a normal person.
Your time stamp ain't accurate FYI
Its 9:20
What, you mean you've never stood over the sink in a completely dark kitchen and consumed an entire block of vacuum packed cheddar cheese?
What do you even do with your life?
@@glenngriffon8032 I laughed at this but then had an unnerving realization I do that, and at 2 and 3am as well
@@fel524 we’d all like to pretend we have never done this but we all know, deep down inside, when it’s 2am and there’s no food available that doesn’t require some level of preparation, vacuum packed cheese is the gratest snack
I love how this started with just like "imagine walter white in Stardew valley" and now its this really wholesome and fun adventure, walter is married, the farms running great and its all just amazing! Please cotinue this series this is my favorite slice of life anime
*cries in sebby*
@@TSSPDarkStar Sebby! Sebby! Why are you CRYING Sebby?!
RT saying "sussy baka" and "uwu" is clearly a sign that he is going insane from all the meth and love for blue.
the internet steals people's souls and replaces them with among us plushies
@@orbrat212 So that's why I go into panic mode whenever I hear or see among us
@@ohgodohnothebees A M O G U S
@@lukemimnagh2594 seconded
@@lukemimnagh2594 AMOOGUS AMOOGUS AMOOGUS AMOOGUS
I like how he acknowledges Clint is fine, but he simply does not care. This satisfies me honestly.
this is great to see after todays stream
if anything the player is the nice guy here cause you just give people gifts to make them like you
You must always have 1 npc to hate if you are playing a wholesome game like stardew
clint actually is awful cause he still tries to get with emily even after you marry her
@@jocabulous only problem, that’s a game mechanic. Clint doesn’t operate around game mechanics in that way
Emily really married into the good life. She gets to stand around all day while Walter makes the big bucks, and at the end of the day, Clint remains alone.
Edit: Yes she works in the saloon, I meant she as an NPC gets to do her own thing while RT farms for big money
Just like skyler just standing there
And that's the only thing that matters
She does still work at the tavern
I feel like this comment unintentionally has a… _vibe_ which could cause some spicy replies here
the good ending
So, fun fact about the name ‘Clint.’ It’s really rare in comics (especially older comics) because older comics were lettered in all caps for better readability. Publishers were very concerned that a printing error (which weren’t uncommon) might cause the L and the I to merge together, so the name CLINT was avoided. Which is why Hawkeye being name ‘Clint Barton’ was actually pretty ballsy.
My mans 🏹
He’s serving clint
This is the alternate ending where Heisenberg goes into witness protection and settles down with a new family in Pelican Town.
WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT?
@@thespaceman4808 NO ONE WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING
God fucking dammit
This ain't even a DarkViperAU video and I just *knew* these comments would be here
@@gogetablue942
Only thing we're missing is millions to one
@@gogetablue942 we do little trolling
In the flower dance if you don't pick Emily the person to dance with her is Shane which I think ties in nicely with the Breaking Stardew Valley cinematic universe
I love how "Fuck off Lewis I'm tired with your shit" is literally how the community feels about Lewis
Yeah and its cringe, fuck that Community lol
Basically everyone hates that twit, I love it.
Someone just needs to animate walter and emily talking and sebby always being somewhere in the bacground crying. Walter just looking at him whenever RT says Why are you crying sebby.
This is a good idea
On it!
But there's cooking to be done! We don't have the time for this!
SEBBY! WHY ARE YOU CRYING SEBBY!?!?!
@@FishInDaToilet Sebby quick! I need a gift for ym upcoming wedding day! Something that Emily will love!
Why are you crying Sebby?!?
"People are saying Clint is just shy, which is fair, but I think it's funny if we hate him anyways"
You're goddamn right.
Fun fact, if you increase Clint’s friendship when you are married to Emily, Clint will ask you for dating advice to get with your wife
rt found out
what a chad
It's obviously because she was made romanceable in a later update but honestly why anybody would want to marry Emily outside of her being a good product advertisement is beyond me. She creeps me out personally
@@Jhud69 well, Emily is sweet though. She saved a parrot before without even thinking much so she's fine in my book.
@@Jhud69 What's creepy about her? The whole New Age crystals and stones thing is a bit grating, but otherwise harmless.
I love how this series is RT's descent into becoming a better person.
I hate the fact you can say descent and be right
Kinda, yeah.
@נחמד Mending Nice
i've noticed that occasionally walter white has been referring to twitch chat instead of sebby. slowly, he is being replaced in every way
also you do need to be friends with animals, at least the chickens, since when they like you they give large eggs which give higher quality mayonnaise
Same thing with the cows.
Large milk and large eggs make gold cheese and mayo, respectively. Even if you age the cheese, starting with gold cheese cuts the time to iridium in half.
What about truffle and wool?
@@RomanNumeral04 for pigs and truffles, higher friendship leads to the pig finding more truffles per day. a max happiness pig finds 3 truffles a day IIRC. for wool, from rabbits or sheep, higher quality wool have a chance to create 2 or 3 cloth after being put in the loom.
basically, for truffle and wool higher friendship creates more quantity which is more money
I like to think that when Emily waters crops she wakes up at 3 am, waters every crop for 3 hours and when farmer wakes up sprinklers go off.
3:27 Bears can apparently smell through phones. Remember this when you are in the woods
I'll keep that in mind the next time I get a phone call from a bear
They're called smellphones for a reason.
“EMMY WE’RE GONNA MAKE SO MUCH PROFIT TODAY”
“i want you”
“what”
RT, the reason for petting your animals is to get the products more frequently/large versions. If they aren't large, the stuff you process isn't gold star, and if you don't pet your sheep the wool isn't produced as fast.
My ducks and goats are at about 4 hearts and I still haven't gotten a large version :( my pre-winter greenhouse got pretty baaadly quacked up
@@HazeEmry Oh no! I have no idea what could actually be causing that. Tell me what you have set up?
You know, this whole series reminds me of my own life! This is the most relatable content for me! Making drugs, eating ass, everything important in my life!
Cheese soup is actually pretty good with onions and pre-fried ground meat. Just make sure the soup doesn't go cold so that the cheese stays liquid. And not to use the wrong kind of cheese.
But also like, broccoli cheddar soup is a classic??
Cheese in soup is excellent.
Potato & cheese soup cooked right can literally make my knees go weak
Are you suggesting that French onion is delicious soup? You’re god damn right
French onion soup is awesome
Have you ever had beer cheese soup? That stuff is the food of the gods, I swear.
Clint: There is something not right about Walter White, and I'm not saying so just because he married the love of my love, Emily. I began to suspect Walter when Sebastian died in the desert from alcohol poisoning. Shane is the drinker in the valley, not Sebastian. Sebastian also never left the basement. This is not like him. Pam is no help; these days she's always drunk on Walter's best wine "The Blue", that she remembers nothing of the day Sebastian left for the desert. There's no way Pam can afford to drink that wine on her salary, unless Walter is supplying her, to keep her confused and unable to remember.
The more I follow Walter White, the more suspicious he seems. He became a rich man in only a year, allegedly from selling wine to a shady desert woman named Sandy. His blue wine ages in weeks instead of years, and almost everyone who tastes it can't get enough. He behaves like he's a guilty man too. He works day and night despite being married to the most beautiful woman in the valley. He pays Sebastian's mother Robin for incredibly expensive barns, even though he clearly cares not for the animals. I often catch Walter talking to the air to a "Sebby" when he thinks no one is around. Two weeks ago he went bald overnight before he's even 25. Finally, recently he uncharacteristically helped Shane quit drinking. Shane drinks more blue wine than even Pam, and Walter has never turned down a customer before.
Emily deserves better than a husband she never sees, who is responsible for the death of Sebastian and is ruining the lives of Pam, Shane and many more through the sale of his abnormally addictive alcohol. I stuttered out the story to the police in the big city, but they laughed me out, telling me I read too many novels. If they won't help, I must get to the bottom of this myself, to save Emily. My Sweet Em, I'm coming, don't trust that man...!
Glad I found all of them to read them! You did awesome on the one from GA’s POV
@@dovahqueenie686 Thank you for reading. I'm super flattered that you actually looked up my other short pieces. Did you find all four? Emily, Clint, Ga and Maru. I'm afraid the Ga piece might be the best of the lot. Have a lovely day.
This is awesome!!
@@houtarouoreki5208 Thank you. :)
By the way, I just find it odd Emily basically said, “by the way if you want my sister to really hate you, here is how to do it”
several characters tell you what others hate if you've got enough friendship with them
@@aaajeear8654 Yeah, I remember Vincent and Jas told me what the other hates, I just find it odd for Emily and Haley, especially since Emily doesn’t seem to dislike her sister.
@@speedypichu6833 She should. Haley is awful and nobody likes her.
for the nice guy clint defenders: emily has dialogue where she says "I think Clint's mad at me. He never looks at me anymore... I always thought we were friends.” implying that clint is unsatisfied with just being friends with her and only talks to her for a chance of a romantic relationship. either way, he doesn't treat em very well if she thinks he's mad at her.
24:40 I enjoy how he just ignores that he phased through the wall
I was also wondering about that.
Wdym? All horses are incorporeal. I thought this was common knowledge.
oh thank you i saw this on stream and thought that was just an item i never crafted lmao
(9:08) should we tell him that you actually can paint some of your farm buildings if you talk to robin
I don't know if it's healthy but we definitely should
SEBBY
SEBBY
WE’RE GOING TO PAINT ALL OUR BARNS SEBBY
someone’s told him in chat and he said he liked the current aesthetic
"Calling Clint a particular c-word that is very close to his name."
I didn't know you hated Bill Clinton that much!
Walter white still secretly loves Sebby, but he is a boomer and doesn't know how to deal with traditionally taboo relationships so instead ruins his relationship
His Freudian slip late at night proves it
RT finally reached a point where he realizes how much casual Stardew players overrate the rarity of prismatic shards.
RT back at it again with another Breaking Valley episode. Can't wait for Sebby and Walter white to fight against Gustavo Fring in later seasons
It's the last season of Stardew Valley unfortunately
@@shahan484 wait what :(((((
@@kontofmonte3464 I assume he is going to finish the Community Center and then he's happy, maybe get rated by Grandpa too
@@thepompf2049 I'm very new to the channel so i had no idea RT was far into the game itself
@@kontofmonte3464 i can't get enough of this game especially hin playing, I'd assume everyone wants him to play more, so maybe if we rally together he will continue going to the new island and whatever he's unaware of rn.
The best part of having fiber seeds is you can fill your fields in winter, then harvest in all on Spring 1 - don’t need to till soil or water, so you save days worth of work on a fully developed farm ^^
Wait are you serious?! I practically panicked on my 3rd 4th spring 1 because of how trash the farm is because of debris. Thanks
Between all the subterranean wealth hunting and the pomegranate wine, RT's basically Hades at this point
I'm happy he recognized Clint for his actual character. Makes it a lot less saddening when he made fun of him.
The beginning of this is hilarious considering how I just saw RT react to Clint live.
Also the record for most kids for a guy is probably owned by that creep who ran a fertility clinic and used his own product instead of what he was supposed to do.
the immediate cut right after "it's not the same if it's not tangy from louis' ass" makes it way funnier
I make sure shane doesnt go on a downwards spiral of eternal torment of his own well being, as a litiral chicken, this is my job
Good dinosaur creature
26:00 so i recently watched a documentary about a fertility doctor that used his own sperm to impregnant woman without their knowledge. I think he was called doctor Clyde and had like 97+ children the number keeps growing because of the dna kits that ppl take.
Why no one's talking about the fact caroline gives you literal drugs at her 3 heart event?
who tf is Caroline...
I love that the series about drugs is such a wholesome experience. Just a man who loves supporting his little family on his farm. It's so sweet.
It has been years since I last got into a TH-cam series so much that I'm actively checking if there is a new episode every day, thanks Dad.
Walter White verbally abusing Clint for the 2,147,483,647th time is a real Jack moment.
Just remembering what Emily's gift is once you give her the fiber fills me with excitement. I can't wait for the next episode, when RT gets it...
There is more to be done, more to be sold, more must be done for your family
RT at 13:40 proceeds to make the biggest mistake in twitch clip history.
That's definitely gonna get clipped out of context.
I can imagine it being a donation sound.
This is unironically my favorite ongoing TH-cam series right now. It's such a perfect combo of funny and wholesome. Love you Dan, you are my second favorite dad of all time 💙💙💙
honestly, at first i wasn't sure on emily being walts partner over sebby...concider my opinion changed she is a gem!
"We have to sell the chickens to buy more chickens"
Did stream never tell him he could just buy another coop ToT
We did. He just really didn't want to
@@circusbats fghjghf RT please
He said 2 coops is too much effort
We tried so hard :(
26:00 probably Genghis Khan; he had over 500 secondary wives, and many hundreds of kids.
“Being friends with your animals gives you no benefit if you just process them”.
Large animal products, specifically the eggs and milk, give gold star mayo and cheeses when processed, and those products are only produced with high friendship. Pigs also produce more truffles at higher friendship.
Honey, you're gonna love it here. The valley has the tangiest soup you'll ever taste.
1:30 As someone who corrected you about Clint, I agree 100% lmaoooo
SEBBY, SEBBY WE NEED TO BULLY CLINT. HE'S A "NICE GUY" SEBBY. SEBBY HE DOESN'T DESRVE TO GET EMILY, ONLY I DO. SEBBY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
Walter Blue: doesn't install any lights in his house
Walter Blue: "and that's Emily's fault"
Wow...
35:58
The noise right there just made it sound like he just kicked George out of the way
"Walter needs enemies"
Lewis: am I a joke to you?
Yes
also with the fruit trees you can wait instead of harvesting the first one and get 3 per tree instead of 1
With the trees, that's the exact same rate of fruit. It always grows one per day, waiting doesn't change that at all.
@@dusklunistheumbreon oh
@@dusklunistheumbreon less harvests and more time mining fishing and other stuff
Not that you necessarily would do this, but if you leave the fruit on for longer the quality increases doesn't it?
@@KoopaKrump It does not. Quality increases every year the tree is alive.
WAIT, you lost ur hair in the bottom of the mage tower?
I tell ya mate, that wasnt magic, that was a serious case of spontaneous cancer
You should've married Maru. She literally has a science lab.
I married Sebby because he has FROGS
I always marry Penny cause she needs an actual home-
I married Shane because I like chickens lol
I married Elliott because I like pretty boys
@@vanguardiris3232 hard same
This is legitimately my favourite series RT has ever done, the absolute most wholesome, fun, wonderful gameplay with the best ongoing jokes and characters. Love it so much, keep up the good work!
I enjoy the linus scene that came up because it can happen in winter. My game he was just chilling naked in the ice water
I was finally able to tune into my very first RT stream the other day, and I was horrified to see Walter selling his family of chickens
I loved the close-ups on the missed cocoa beans and the empty cask.
14:07 The sussy pineapple pizza is morbius!
I hate how that made me laugh so hard
Just so you know, Dan: I started playing this game because of you. Not making drugs in it but I did get married lol.
Also I'm watching Breaking Bad.
4:49 holy shit, it's the "honey, you're gonna love it here" voice from the Cooking Mama videos.
Cheese soup is a real thing and it's delicious. You normally top onion soup with some cheese and it adds a nice stringy texture
Wait til RT realizes you can make all of the farm buildings blue
I love this series. I also love just how mean he is to Clint.
5:21 reminded me of a time when I was asleep and I didn’t hear this by the way so it was in the morning, there was a huge mess on the mud room(maybe the living room it was years ago) turned out it was my dads home brew beer that exploded in the middle of the night when I was fast asleep.
Clint is the only tool in the game that you can't upgrade!
Has Walt been hanging out with Cartman? Those zingers he's been giving Clint are gold.
18:06 I mean, there's broccoli cheddar soup which is actually really good, especially with bread
Aincent seeds are the best seeds in the game and you can make the mont expensive wine out of them. And its a regrowable plant that you can put in the greenhouse.
Starfruit wine is actually more expensive than ancient fruit wine. Ancient fruit gets you more Gold/Day though, since you get a harvest every 7 days vs every 13 days.
@@lizard1255 Technically starfruit wine can beat ancient fruit wine in g/day, it just requires hyper speed-gro on the starfruit. Ancient fruit wine at 2310g every 7 days is 330 g/day. Starfruit wine is 3150, but you have to subtract 400 for the cost of a new seed. At every 9 days with deluxe speed-gro that 2750g comes to ~305.6 g/day, but at every 8 days with hyper speed-gro it comes to 343.75 g/day. Downside being a little more manual labour in having to constantly buy and replant seeds.
Still loving this series 💖. RT's humor and commentary are incredible 😂
Also, RT getting those 3 Prismatic shards tells me that I need to go WAY deeper into the skull cavern to get some of my own.
Im gonna be so sad when this series ends, i adore wholesome farmer Walter White too much
Walter seems like he'd be a blue cultist from Earthbound lol
Cheddar broccoli soup is a thing btw
2+ year old comment, but french onion soup is also a thing
@Flapjacks-tm8cf never heard of it before
Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house
With a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to
gotta say this is one of my favorite series on youtube right now
Damn, Walter stays up until 2:00 A.M and still gets up at 6:00 A.M. If only I could do that to fix my sleep schedule.
As someone named Sebastian this series makes me fear for my life
SEBBY! YOU ARE VALUED, BUT EMILY DOES MORE FOR THE BUSINESS!
WHY ARE YOU CRYING, SEBBY?
I’m on year 4 of my farm and have only gotten 1 prismatic shard, it makes me very jealous of RT who has been able to get so many lol
He really just needs to kill the slimes he has and build fences in the hutch.
Doesn't even need to kill them, just get a bunch of food (blueberries would work perfect for this) and build a fence, then just warp totem out.
this is gonna make me get back into playing Stardew Valley. thanks RT lol
"the taste reminds you of meth" I always love that sentence
"You got drugs, and we got'em!" - Walter White's new utopia, where everyone has blue.
I don't know how, but you somehow got me obsessed with a shitty Walter white impression. Thank you
This is my most favourite series you've done so far. I've never actually seen the appeal of Stardew before either but this has made me want to buy the game actually, and I've been enjoying so much that it's actually become one of my favourite games too. I don't know how long you're planning on going through with Stardew, but I hope you keep playing it for a while cuz I'd love to see more.
(Sadly can't really join in for the streams which sucks)
something i only realised this episode is that his walter voice sounds a lot more like fisk from the netflix daredevil show than actual walter white sometimes
This is the wholesome content I crave.
Wholesome??
You forget, he broke Sebby's heart
@@hollowbox5723 it's just sebby
I know how triggering this comment is for Stardew fans
The governor ate the soup I'm laughing so hard Lewis is embarrassed lol
I love this series, RT is so silly. This series made me play another 200 hours of Stardew
Walter hit bank via selling wine and to end the day off on a high note he blew his wife’s cheek open to conceive the inheritor of the Crime empire called “Breaking bad farm”
The more I watch RTs lp of Stardew, I realize how much I never got. What the crap Dan?
RT has Seedmaker unlocked but doesnt use it to get more seeds, such a sad sight.
Isn't that generally fairly inefficient for most crops?
It's only really worth it for crops that yield multiple pieces of product at once, or for ancient seeds.
There's just no reason to make seeds from starfruit when you can make wine out of it instead.
@@dusklunistheumbreon You get more than one seed in return, easily multiply your amount of seed in one go. And with the amount of starfruit, he could have easily gained the amount of seed for free of charge or even more.
@@andreasschone5383 Using the seed maker is not technically free of charge, in fact there are scenarios where it's more profitable to buy the seeds instead. Every crop you used in the seed maker you could've used to make money instead. With star fruit, a seed is 400g, a regular quality fruit is 750g (825g), silver quality 937g (1030g), and gold quality 1125g (1237g). In brackets are the prices with the tiller profession. The wiki says you need on average to use 51% of your harvests to have enough seeds, so it looks like you average just slightly less than 2 seeds, which makes sense given you'll sometimes get mixed or ancient seeds.
The only one that sells for less than 800g though is a regular quality star fruit with no tiller profession, and even then just barely. You'd make more money on average selling all the other starfruit and buying seeds than in using them in the seed maker. This is very true if converting all star fruit to wine, as at 2250g (or 3150g with artisan), even if you're abusing the "randomness" of the seed maker to get 3 seeds from every fruit, buying that amount would only cost 1200g.
The blue cowboy hat was destiny when Emily asked for the fiber.
I love this series so much, it's always great fun to watch you mess around in Stardew!
I love that bee hive setup. Please for more of that.
You only need 1 flower but I know people are gonna rage looking at it, and i enjoy a bit of chaos.