squeezing 26ft Christmas tree in 18ft House

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  • @colinfurze
    @colinfurze  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4134

    Old skool furze video this, go out in truck, act like idiots then come home and make a mess.

    • @PhatPhauna
      @PhatPhauna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1st

    • @CoachTobyXL
      @CoachTobyXL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I bet you do everything in that tie lol

    • @ricksanchez4281
      @ricksanchez4281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Сука не руби лес

    • @Deeznutsmynamejeff21
      @Deeznutsmynamejeff21 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      colinfurze fairplay

    • @moritzalbert3314
      @moritzalbert3314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You definitely had a license to cut down that tree, or otherwise you would have just filmed yourself commiting a crime, right ?

  • @UnidayStudio
    @UnidayStudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3517

    You should do a interview with your neighbors one day.

  • @adamkaminski351
    @adamkaminski351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Imagine what it would've been like if you had the treadmill on the stairs while you brought it up the stairs 😆

    • @MichaelAndersen_DK
      @MichaelAndersen_DK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      omg, you nearly killed me there. But ok, coffee in my nose is a better alternative

    • @usefulpineapple4538
      @usefulpineapple4538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was literally going to comment this then saw this comment

  • @jcthefluteman
    @jcthefluteman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2461

    Your wife must be the most patient woman on the planet

    • @undeadmith
      @undeadmith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      I have no idea how he could have gotten his wife to agree with this!!!
      maybe he send her to a spa for the weekend XD and cleaned everything before she got back

    • @alekmoth
      @alekmoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      My guess is that they don't actually live in this house any more. It is "the studio" / "the workshop". I am sure they are successful enough to afford something much bigger/nicer, but all the cool things like the basement thing is still here :D

    • @johnny5herby732
      @johnny5herby732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      She's not that patient ive just seen him on ITV news, he's had to take the tree out the house lmao

    • @dextertheg
      @dextertheg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@elliot8595 perhaps very recently. Something about things being blown way out of proportion

    • @rad5207
      @rad5207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      JCTheFluteMan There’s no such thing as a patient woman. It’s probably a robot wife he built himself... lol

  • @B0B_BELCHER
    @B0B_BELCHER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Rusty: "That thing wouldn't fit in our yard."
    Clark: "It's not going in our yard, Russ. It's going in our living room."

    • @Thefreakyfreek
      @Thefreakyfreek 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fucking Brilliant that is

    • @williamrosen3179
      @williamrosen3179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That movie is a holiday tradition in my family. It is one of, if not the best, holiday movies of all time.

    • @notahotshot
      @notahotshot 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@williamrosen3179, the best holiday movie of all time is Die Hard.

  • @dr.stoner7341
    @dr.stoner7341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    This video should be sponsored by some vacuum company.

    • @Rat-King
      @Rat-King 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or a leaf blower company. Don’t think a vacuums going to get all the needles

    • @eTini48
      @eTini48 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Rat-King vacuum not for cleaning but for squeezing!

  • @ohioslacker
    @ohioslacker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    5 seconds in, all I saw was loading a chainsaw into a car, and I already like where this is going.

    • @colinfurze
      @colinfurze  5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      truck n chainsaw can only mean fun.

  • @Frankenstein_the_watcher
    @Frankenstein_the_watcher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    No clickbait,No BS just a mad man with his friend

  • @workwithnature
    @workwithnature 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    and that is how you put an end to my tree is bigger than yours.

  • @air-headedaviator1805
    @air-headedaviator1805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    I’m almost disappointed the angle wasn’t to cut big holes through all the floors to fit the tree through in one piece.

    • @air-headedaviator1805
      @air-headedaviator1805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      aap meneer the winner for the most retarded reaction on youtube goes too...

    • @reedy_9619
      @reedy_9619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Air-headed Aviator to*

    • @Falney
      @Falney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@reedy_9619 elongated to as in, holding the o

    • @DarthNoox
      @DarthNoox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Air-headed Aviator I was actually expecting it at first but then I knew he wouldn’t really do that, but then again it’s Colin so you never really know

    • @mechanicalgaming1840
      @mechanicalgaming1840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what I said

  • @natedetailscars
    @natedetailscars 5 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    If this is your first Colin Furze video, no he's not drunk, this is just how he is.

    • @Sparrow_Bloodhunter
      @Sparrow_Bloodhunter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      yeah but what would he be like if he *WAS* drunk?

    • @brianriddle8389
      @brianriddle8389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Sparrow - He acts like a completely normal human being.

    • @xxclusive8380
      @xxclusive8380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats what you think😉😂

    • @sebbekartellen6493
      @sebbekartellen6493 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nathanial Dupont
      Rasist

    • @xxclusive8380
      @xxclusive8380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sebbekartellen6493 you know when you write shit like this as a joke youre really showing a great lack of intelligence. Delete your comment if you are not a complete moron.

  • @michaelwaegemans6802
    @michaelwaegemans6802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    That is not how clickbait works Collin! You're supposed to not deliver on the crazy titel. Now other youtubers will have to step up!

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    “Tree House”... _I see what you did there..._

    • @SevenOaks01
      @SevenOaks01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      More like a "House Tree" at this point...it looks domesticated

    • @manny_f
      @manny_f 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We are all here for the wrong reason

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      he has a tree house but i have two hot girlfriends whos jealous now!!!!!

    • @codyxehanort9926
      @codyxehanort9926 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol x3

  • @skippy8874
    @skippy8874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Colin : Lets put a huge tree in the house for xmas
    Mrs furze: You better bloody not
    Colin: Fine ill build a robotic tree that shoots fire!
    Mrs Furze : I hear theres big trees down the road we could use
    :D

    • @mknvi
      @mknvi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @erikjansen3839
      @erikjansen3839 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you from the NSA

    • @GoingOffGrid101
      @GoingOffGrid101 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I lmao

    • @NickRoman
      @NickRoman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And, I noticed that she's not home. She probably went to her sister's for a couple days. And he better damn well have all that cleaned up by the time she's back. lol

  • @fawnheart88
    @fawnheart88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I’ve been having a really bad day and I just found your channel. This is the first thing that has made me smile all day. Thank you.

    • @_Umut
      @_Umut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hope you're doing better nowadays! cheers.

  • @davesfpv
    @davesfpv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I must admit i was a little slow on why you were putting the bottom part as the main lounge tree, but when i saw the end result, that is quite possibly the best house tree i have ever seen!! Loving the work as always

    • @TheStwat
      @TheStwat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The thumbnail kind of gave it away :)

  • @STAG162
    @STAG162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    colinfurze - forever riding that fine line between *genius* and *insanity* =) merry xmas mate

    • @StormCast_
      @StormCast_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh he crossed that line ages ago, and thats why it is genius

    • @Dawnofminecraft24
      @Dawnofminecraft24 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@StormCast_ bruh he didn't say he wasn't :3

    • @Kytetiger
      @Kytetiger 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The difference between stupidity and science, is that for science you take notes... Colin has notes on his wall and videos to keep track. He is dus a scientist 😀

    • @epicsquadplayz786
      @epicsquadplayz786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      COLINFURZE: we are meant to be stealth
      Pulls out a chainsaw and starts reving it like a maniac

    • @mbroooky2064
      @mbroooky2064 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is there any other way?

  • @dog9302
    @dog9302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Will the unDecor 500c handle that?

    • @888johnmac
      @888johnmac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wondering the same ... haha

  • @amitupadhya90
    @amitupadhya90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    When I saw the thumbnail, I was pretty confident he drill holes thru the floors. But ......!!
    Man is a #legend

    • @erikjansen3839
      @erikjansen3839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He really is a bloody #Legend

  • @SwampValley
    @SwampValley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    Good that your channel is "branching out"

  • @theballisticgamerd1936
    @theballisticgamerd1936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    " Were Stealth! ".....
    Whips out a chainsaw!

  • @DeathlyT
    @DeathlyT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Will be fun when the ejector-bed fires in the morning...

  • @Jixxy_EU
    @Jixxy_EU 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    The first question that came up to my mind was... Will he cut holes inside the house or will he cut the tree. The unexpected happened....

    • @danixsc
      @danixsc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here hahaha!

    • @HatfieldCW
      @HatfieldCW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For a minute there, I thought the same thing.

    • @sahingoodrich7796
      @sahingoodrich7796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I love how it was more expected for furze to cut his house than the tree 😂

    • @wotever99ninynine
      @wotever99ninynine 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha

  • @WikiK1d
    @WikiK1d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I go through rough working days. I've studied engineering for four years and didn't even end up working in my field of study. When I come back home and see your vidoes, or that you uploaded a video, I feel so happy because you're obviously pursuing something you love and watching people do that makes me feel giddy inside. Also, I feel a bit envious, but at the same time, I don't have the same passion or determination so I really don't have the right to be envious at all. I'm just happy to see someone have a crazy idea and go through it.

  • @AsamiImako
    @AsamiImako 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Either Colin must have the most amazing and understanding wife ever or he's gonna be in the doghouse until next year's Christmas shenanigans.

    • @killsalot78
      @killsalot78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you know, I havent seen his kid in any of his videos lately, and he very suddenly out of the blue started making old school videos again. Did they separate?

    • @agrisea.original
      @agrisea.original 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Snoopy's doghouse flew, wonder what Colin's will do?!

    • @stoopydh4878
      @stoopydh4878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Or buy a new house with the money he makes and keep the old one as his work place.

    • @elvishfiend
      @elvishfiend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, he was sleeping in the guest bedroom with the tree so I'd say he's in the doghouse

    • @darthrevan2063
      @darthrevan2063 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      elvishfiend I think that was a joke .

  • @BobMcCoy
    @BobMcCoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    *_It needs a Star at the top_*

  • @electronicsNmore
    @electronicsNmore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    A British comedy. :-)

  • @austin4x
    @austin4x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    You've ruined all of my fondest memories of Christmas. Only now do I realize that I have never had a real Christmas tree. I grew up with a Christmas shrubbery like the rest of the peasants.

    • @simontay4851
      @simontay4851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Knights of ni: "we demand... a shrubbery!"

    • @888johnmac
      @888johnmac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@simontay4851... damn beat me to it ... NI, nicky nacky noo

    • @benpayzant5894
      @benpayzant5894 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, our tree is 2 feet tall

  • @tompearson1482
    @tompearson1482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    All I could think of was the suffering his paintwork went through

  • @RathOX
    @RathOX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    We have a 10ft & I thought that was big lmao

  • @Four20
    @Four20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    I bet the missus loved you that night 🎄

    • @ryanverster4750
      @ryanverster4750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They snuggled under the tree

    • @drchunkybiscuit9973
      @drchunkybiscuit9973 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      She loved him with her mouth! 😉

    • @Pieh0
      @Pieh0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      If she hasn't divorced him by now,, she's 1, use to it and 2, can't complain :P.

    • @PritchyTurbo2000
      @PritchyTurbo2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i assumed he lived alone..?

    • @Jamie-ds1gf
      @Jamie-ds1gf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      If hes in her bad books he could just go to the bunker to sleep for a few days lol

  • @STAG162
    @STAG162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    "Christmas is crap... Christmas is a bummer, and I can't bloody wait till the summer!"
    Come to Australia, you'll have both at once

    • @Rygoat
      @Rygoat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      because nothing says comfort like wearing a santa hat on a 40c summers day while eating a large roast of some kind

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Rygoat and wrestling crocs mate, it is a well known tradition that in Aussie culture you place an Santa hat on the top of a crocs noggin and then proceed to give it an old whippa snappa

    • @timothylangheim4992
      @timothylangheim4992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      STAG162 South Africa is dope too
      I just don’t want no kangaroos hopping around my garden dude😂

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@timothylangheim4992 oh an old bungerooni eh? If you see that critter hopping around on your garden then invite the bloke in. Roos are very well mannered at the dinner table lad.

    • @bolognabowl
      @bolognabowl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck me Canada sucks I'm moving to Australia

  • @abio-o9679
    @abio-o9679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For some reason this got onto BBC news hahaha! I've never seen someone steal an entire tree: best Christmas tree ever!

  • @professortoasty90
    @professortoasty90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Oh man, your wife will really hate you for that tree.
    Nevertheless, probably the best imaginable Christmas Tree

    • @the_jcbone
      @the_jcbone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      …if they are still actually living there.

    • @claygeorge97
      @claygeorge97 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Any wonder he seems to be sleeping in the spare room?👀😂

    • @Bl4ckw0lf1
      @Bl4ckw0lf1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just think, the kids going, I'm going to get so many presents. Little does the little mini Furze know that each present is just one piece of the authorized Colin wear

  • @SIR_MNBEN
    @SIR_MNBEN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Did you guys just run to somebody’s forest and steal a tree? Lol

    • @notapplicable7292
      @notapplicable7292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's probably from the side of the road. They're used to stop the wind from picking up speed when traveling across fields.

    • @medlimakar
      @medlimakar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      There's an old saying in my area, 'Picking a tree at a tree farm is a science, cutting one from your neighbor's yard is an art'.

    • @wotever99ninynine
      @wotever99ninynine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@medlimakar haha. nice. we used to have a family tradition of rowing up the estuary in the dingy and nabbing a nice little pine tree. or climbing up and cutting a branch off a bigger one. good times. we dont really do that anymore.. plus ive seen a few easy pickings on the side of the road just waiting for a nighttime felling ;)

    • @MateoHernandez-se2uv
      @MateoHernandez-se2uv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It'll probably grow back so that makes it borrowing right?

    • @TomTomTomTom538
      @TomTomTomTom538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MateoHernandez-se2uv this won't grow back

  • @JohnLopez-kw1rb
    @JohnLopez-kw1rb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like to think he never takes off that outfit like sleeps in it showers in it and everything

  • @Mejeristen.
    @Mejeristen. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Has anyone else watched Colin for more then 4 years?

    • @pyrounlimited7035
      @pyrounlimited7035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      about 5,5 years by now

    • @Mejeristen.
      @Mejeristen. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pyrounlimited7035 G

    • @Gecko-ms7sf
      @Gecko-ms7sf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i've watched him for 4 years, but only abut a year ago found out we live in the same town

    • @pyrounlimited7035
      @pyrounlimited7035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Gecko-ms7sf realy you live in the same town witch town is that by the way

    • @timothycole9232
      @timothycole9232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

  • @shanepoth2877
    @shanepoth2877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The music playing in the background: "im too fat" 😂

    • @bendermi
      @bendermi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ NoLogic
      What is the song after " I am too fat ” ?

    • @JakeBullingtonTV
      @JakeBullingtonTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bendermi it's in the description w/ link!

    • @bendermi
      @bendermi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ Jake Bullington
      Thanks Merry Xmas

    • @JakeBullingtonTV
      @JakeBullingtonTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bendermi no prob, cheers!

  • @nadarajahyoganathan1024
    @nadarajahyoganathan1024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    OMG THIS WAS ON THE NEWS😱 I was reading the metro and I saw this . When I see this video I realise that it was you 😂

  • @MrE30ftw
    @MrE30ftw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    RIP Colin's marriage.

  • @generalmisery
    @generalmisery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Christmas activities when the wife is gone.

    • @MrRobinhalligan
      @MrRobinhalligan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whats Mrs Colin gonna say though.

    • @generalmisery
      @generalmisery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrRobinhalligan I bet Mrs Furze doesn't now about the bunker either. Maybe it was a prank of Mr Furze.

    • @buddyclem7328
      @buddyclem7328 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Surprise!

  • @DavesShed
    @DavesShed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Legend has it that Mrs Furze has not left Colin alone in the house for more than 20 mins ever since.

  • @imjamsteri
    @imjamsteri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I mean, usually people don't want trees falling on their cars

    • @BlazeChronicGreen420
      @BlazeChronicGreen420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jamsteri that's because they don't wear a safety tie.

  • @zenmasterwannabe
    @zenmasterwannabe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    That tree is lit! Your Christmas party is going to be through the roof.

  • @charliesrcs6214
    @charliesrcs6214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    MERRY XMAS THE WHOLE STREET …………………….. "DONT NEED A TOWN TREE LETS HVE COLINS!"

  • @nathancox6249
    @nathancox6249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Good luck, sweeping up all the pine needles

  • @tudigaming5019
    @tudigaming5019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I wish you keep it untill christmass
    Edit: thanks for the 6 likes i never get so much in my LIFE

  • @Mr.Bones777
    @Mr.Bones777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm surprised he is still alive to make more video's after this ,,, his wife must love him with all her patience and ❤ 😂

  • @dadinareasonablypricedcar
    @dadinareasonablypricedcar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hi Colin was wondering if you could make a treehouse in a future video. Always wanted one when I was a kid growing up and now I’ve got kids of my own unfortunately I don’t live in the sort of area I could get away with making one haha. The bunker, shed and beach hut were amazing so it would be interesting to see how you would manage it

    • @LDN--
      @LDN-- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      420 420 New Video from ColinFurze : Building An Underground Treehouse! Also from ColinFurze : Building a Treehouse The Same Size As My House!

    • @thatonedude5237
      @thatonedude5237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, make it in the section of tree that is on the roof!

  • @jamiepothead7785
    @jamiepothead7785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    LEGO bed cover

  • @Mask3dShadow
    @Mask3dShadow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i think i just thought up either a unholy trinity or a quartet of madness. Slomo Guys, backyard scientist, colin (obviously), and maybe the king of random

  • @pavel5chadima
    @pavel5chadima 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    you should make the reaction of your wife

  • @digitaIgorilla
    @digitaIgorilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    If you're going to have a tree. Bloody well HAVE a tree! No point playin' at it. 🌲🎅

    • @CharlieDB96
      @CharlieDB96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I enjoy reading this in an appropriately British accent.
      Take your thumbs up and merry Christmas from across the pond!

  • @Sonderax
    @Sonderax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Whats weirder.... Colin waking up in a LEGO ninjago bedding or me owning the same one LOL

  • @shanepoth2877
    @shanepoth2877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It's a true *FURze* tree.

  • @lilyrose8619
    @lilyrose8619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    If I didn't know Colin any better I'd definitely call this over compensating

  • @neydomus1006
    @neydomus1006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:10 that looks simply amazing. good job.

  • @XCninjaXC
    @XCninjaXC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    " yo where do you live"
    "just look for the tree on the roof"
    "oh... ergh ok"

  • @rproono
    @rproono 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I wonder how you convinced your wife that this was a good idea
    💷💷💷

    • @younewser
      @younewser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      rproono the real question is why are most women such big f’ing bummers

    • @toastytoaster974
      @toastytoaster974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *"You knew when you married me this would happen..."*

  • @pekkal6194
    @pekkal6194 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Clark W Furze Christmas tree. Rusty:" Isn´t that a little too big for our yard dad?" "It´s not going on our yard Russ."

  • @johnquinn1496
    @johnquinn1496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    119 tree huggers disliked this vid

  • @Passenger--kn3zb
    @Passenger--kn3zb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    National Lampoons Christmas Vacation done right

  • @AetherCarl
    @AetherCarl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *CONGRATULATIONS FOR 7 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!!*

  • @joosten334
    @joosten334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    decorating that thing would be the real work...

  • @DarrenVelSatis
    @DarrenVelSatis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you are such an inspiration, really a genius, I've never seen anything like this before and it worked well, Colin you really are very good at this sort of thing! Funny, well put together, brilliant. I laughed for the first time today, thank you so much. Love the music as well, it's just brilliant, dragging the tree through the garage and up the stairs lol

  • @josephsmith7666
    @josephsmith7666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At first I saw the title in my recommendations and thought this video is going to be just stupid clickbait. Then I saw that it was by Colin and thought to myself this man is crazy enough to cut a whole in his roof to fit that tree. This should be fun.

    • @gen157
      @gen157 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm late to the video because I didn't read the uploader name and didn't recognize the house. I nearly missed this video as a result.

  • @fallere8663
    @fallere8663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Colin is obviously so busy that he sleeps in his clothes.

  • @oscarmartin2300
    @oscarmartin2300 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    An almost dried pine near a fire place... hell yeah furze! That sounds like a brilliant idea hahaha

  • @Barnaby_Brown
    @Barnaby_Brown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    What did the missus have to say about this?

    • @tommihommi1
      @tommihommi1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "god fuckin dammit colin"

    • @Methar39
      @Methar39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "oh yeh hav to be kiddin' me aintya, jeesus fockin chraist"

    • @reedy_9619
      @reedy_9619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Methar39 souns more australian

    • @iwineverygame1995
      @iwineverygame1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing if she knows what's good for her.

    • @psychobergmuis6281
      @psychobergmuis6281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Colllliiin i told you not to get a 30ft xmas tree.
      I didnt it is only 26 🙂

  • @TechThakar
    @TechThakar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Same work mr.bean in one episode....

  • @andrepavatoni
    @andrepavatoni 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reminds me of „National Lampoon‘s: Christmas Vacation“ with Chevy Chase.
    Good ol‘ Chevy Chase! The right mixture of genius and insane, just like Colin.

  • @palsnes9879
    @palsnes9879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    quick! put your mask on!... i felt that - dec 2020

  • @danielwalker26
    @danielwalker26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Imagine the conversation between Colin and his girlfriend.

    • @streamx2
      @streamx2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a set, his old house that he know uses as a set/playground.

  • @brianbatho7557
    @brianbatho7557 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Colin the Entertainment value is Brilliant... Absolutely love it.... please don't leave so long...👍🤣😀

  • @lopon12
    @lopon12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    plant two trees for cutting one down. that's the rule!!

    • @unavailable8681
      @unavailable8681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don't give him any ideas. He'll end up making a pulse jet powered tree planter, or some other fire hazard.

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@unavailable8681 tries to plant trees for the better of humanity. burns down the forest accidentally

    • @littlegadgetman7314
      @littlegadgetman7314 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      my man Your asking him to plant trees you are talking about the man who burned down a entire wall of wood

  • @Mugabe12341
    @Mugabe12341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Im so mad 🤦🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂 God bless Mrs Furze

  • @hanyakina
    @hanyakina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Colin's wife is either very patient or as crazy as Colin

  • @tetrini2758
    @tetrini2758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Imagine how many spiders came from this

  • @chasemeek7418
    @chasemeek7418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I really want to see your wife's reaction to some of these things lol

  • @K1W1fly
    @K1W1fly 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    subtle and understated... just like all Furze creations....

  • @GC-rf2st
    @GC-rf2st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’ve just sent the link to my wife so she can see how to put a Christmas tree up properly!

  • @auerbacher69
    @auerbacher69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    our favourite British madman

  • @cloveruty
    @cloveruty ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who's here after he showed the design of his new Christmas jumpers?

  • @Phatzoot
    @Phatzoot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Heres an idea for ya!.... make a battlebot and go on battlebots or robot wars u would be able yo make a sick bot!!! Saw blades and drum spinners and flame throwers!

  • @englishmastiff8341
    @englishmastiff8341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This man is thinking out side of the box

    • @509noah
      @509noah 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      out of the house

  • @JopieUTube
    @JopieUTube 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The final shots where the tree looks like its running through the whole house XD ! Proper Colin material. Merry christmas Furze!

  • @benwilliams6567
    @benwilliams6567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It’s Not big enough. 😂

  • @deanishere7237
    @deanishere7237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Doesn't even live at that address anymore...

    • @colinantink9094
      @colinantink9094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DEAN IS HERE really?

    • @poiiihy
      @poiiihy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wat

    • @rkan2
      @rkan2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well considering with the views he has got , he has probably afforded to buy another house worth at least 1m£

    • @raffisme1232
      @raffisme1232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I live near him, he still does live there

  • @pyrojason
    @pyrojason 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "How'd you saw all the holes in your house to fit the tree!?"
    ...with a saw? Psh.

  • @instylelyy
    @instylelyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The real colin would have made holes in the floor and the roof and left the tree in 1 piece. Im disappointed.
    JK !!!!!! nice Job my man

  • @purplehatguy
    @purplehatguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh no tree cut down bad man very sad. Seriously it's just 1 tree

    • @ricomotions5416
      @ricomotions5416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Thomas-nc9fz lol no

    • @purplehatguy
      @purplehatguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trees aren't sentient I understand.the importance of the environment and the fact that trees make oxygen out of carbon dioxide and I think my previous comment was a little hyperbolic but there is no way a tree is more important than a human

  • @Hewpie
    @Hewpie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Birthday cakey idea - why do you have to blow out the candles from the outside of the cake?
    How about being in the middle of the cake? The cake is pre-sliced and mounted on a giant camera iris mechanism, allowing the birthday king (or queen) to position themselves in the middle of the cake surrounded by a ring of lit candles. On the grand finale of the birthday song the lucky chappie has to swivel round and blow out all the candles.
    You have to be careful not to burn the birthday celebrant or strangle them whilst closing the mechanism...
    A giant camera iris would be a lovely thing to make on your precision metal cutter and I'm sure there are lots of other things you can do with it.
    That's my night time imaginings- Better pop it down before I forget...

  • @repapeti98
    @repapeti98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Nice work *Connor* you absolute madman!

    • @beanbagthemeanbag1303
      @beanbagthemeanbag1303 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      repapeti who the hell is Connor?

    • @repapeti98
      @repapeti98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@beanbagthemeanbag1303 The guys at Car Throttle did a collab with him and intentionally called him by the wrong name.

    • @beanbagthemeanbag1303
      @beanbagthemeanbag1303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      repapeti ahhh... guess I'm just a fake fan haha

  • @OGBeefStew
    @OGBeefStew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This Festivus I will put a 30 foot aluminum pole through my house

    • @ElectraFlarefire
      @ElectraFlarefire 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Google still has that as an easter-egg if you search for it. :)

    • @nateyoumans6059
      @nateyoumans6059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Festivus... fer the RESTOFUS!!!

    • @rskat501
      @rskat501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ethan Ansell 12 year old spotted

  • @kentslocum
    @kentslocum ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It took me way too long to figure out that the reason he was splitting the tree into three parts was so that it would look like the tree was growing through the different floors of the house.

  • @AcTiveKF
    @AcTiveKF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Ever thought about building an Jet egine powered Leafblower?

  • @khalidmohammoud2926
    @khalidmohammoud2926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thought it would be Bob the Builder at the start

  • @drake.the.exiled
    @drake.the.exiled 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh dear. I know the channel's not new to fire hazards, but this is just taking it to the next level, Colin...

  • @Uazzmeister
    @Uazzmeister 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *Reminded me of that one Simpsons episode*

  • @herrkeks8509
    @herrkeks8509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Looks pretty much like the Griswold's.