Building a Furze Tea Machine

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  • @colinfurze
    @colinfurze  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1354

    So how do you make your tea.....milk first or water or shake a squirrel at it before.......Either way you'll need your Colin Furze Mug to appreciate it to the full www.colinfurzeshop.com

    • @w.robinson6808
      @w.robinson6808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      colinfurze water first

    • @cheapteaonrr8929
      @cheapteaonrr8929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Water first
      Edit: thanks for over 60 likes
      ⬇️

    • @minibones87
      @minibones87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Milk and sugar first, then tea bag (but it HAS to be PG Tips, sorry) then water.

    • @lichh64
      @lichh64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I don't know why but I feel like it can be better.

    • @lowie6640
      @lowie6640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shugar hot water milk shugar tea bag

  • @Jamanator9
    @Jamanator9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1006

    I always knew u were a rebel Colin, but milk first...
    *that sir... is insanity*

    • @Dgeigerd
      @Dgeigerd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      what FIRST?
      There should be no milk at all in a Tea

    • @cian9393
      @cian9393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Dgeigerd "a tea"

    • @paulscottmassie2253
      @paulscottmassie2253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Woah! Milk second is a disgrace to the sweet leaf of life! Milk must always come first.

    • @vega1287
      @vega1287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that sttateement can be baked up by ISO 3103

    • @crusader2338
      @crusader2338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dgeigerd Someone isn’t a Brit

  • @seanoc5466
    @seanoc5466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    The switch for the kettle should be moved up to where the milk is to save time waiting for it to boil 🤔

    • @harrywheeler1
      @harrywheeler1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sean O C just what I thought. Plus there could be a timer switch to keep a cooling element of some sort around the milk

  • @harrygreen583
    @harrygreen583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    He should definitely make this automated. And also do it in the correct order. Then Yorkshire tea will be happy.

    • @GnomeyFoamy
      @GnomeyFoamy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah he had my respect with the Yorkshire tea but still has some considerable ground to make up in the "milk first" BLASPHEMY 🙄

    • @wearygood1559
      @wearygood1559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For automation its a good idea cos the hot water will mix the milk & sugar but if you put milk in last it won't mix. It is still the wrong order. I'm not a heretic

    • @harrygreen583
      @harrygreen583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wearygood but he could add a little whisk or spoon on a wheel if he automated it.

    • @dbox1238
      @dbox1238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@harrygreen583 Milk first and PG tips all the way, thats a proper brew......

    • @PizzaCat1732
      @PizzaCat1732 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ya

  • @jonnylynch89
    @jonnylynch89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Put the kettle switch before the milk stage. Save on time and the kettle will be boiled by the time the cup gets there

  • @plank2490
    @plank2490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Not a single British soul:
    Colin furze: "milk comes first"

    • @z0bi_
      @z0bi_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Colin is a british souls ...

    • @guy3nder529
      @guy3nder529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@z0bi_ we need a british dark souls clone

    • @judahboyd2107
      @judahboyd2107 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@guy3nder529 Bloodborn but more British.

    • @OtaconEmmerich
      @OtaconEmmerich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not even British and I know that's wrong.

    • @OneViolentGentleman
      @OneViolentGentleman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      as a German soul seeing a British one doing this I was wondering for 2 seconds if I did it wrong my whole life. :p

  • @tissuepaper9962
    @tissuepaper9962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Milk first just to trigger people. That's the Colin Furze I know and love.

    • @brain8484
      @brain8484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What you going on about ?

    • @2450logan
      @2450logan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brain8484 people argue whether milk should be poured before or after the yea

    • @markmccall6273
      @markmccall6273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He pretends not to be a social network genius, but he is. He knew he'd start a huge online debate about the 'milk first' thing. First rule of social media: Engage people and start a conversation.

    • @Semajal
      @Semajal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't think he actually did that specifically to trigger people. Having seen his tea in some prior episodes, i fully believe this is how he would normally/always make tea.

    • @RussellChapman99
      @RussellChapman99 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@2450logan As tea only brews properly if the water is boiling when poured on the tea, having cold milk in the cup first will cool the water, not giving the optimal brew ::)

  • @P8FPV
    @P8FPV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Teabag first water then milk collin!! Ur crazy

    • @exzital6672
      @exzital6672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ur a lad i like but sugar after teabag, but i assume you dont have sugar??

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1 cup is never enough tea for me.
      I always get a big spaghetti pot, boil water, throw in like 6 tea bags and half a liter of milk and take that whole thing to my desk with a ladle.
      Sugar? That just distracts from the delicious bitter Tea flavor... xD

    • @DASPRiD
      @DASPRiD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Milk in tea? o0

    • @P8FPV
      @P8FPV 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@exzital6672 sugar last 👍👌

  • @andrewkirkwood3218
    @andrewkirkwood3218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    Colin *makes spinning belt with knives*
    internet: that's genius!
    Colin *Makes a tea making machine*
    internet: HE'S MAKING BACKWARD, THIS GUYS INSANE!!!

    • @yidy1
      @yidy1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LOL! You summed up the the "Internet's Collective Logic" perfectly!

    • @fedor5664
      @fedor5664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol he is insane look at his builts

    • @BurntFaceMan
      @BurntFaceMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ^_^ this comment is golden needs more thumbs up!

    • @ryanfenton382
      @ryanfenton382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tbf I’m pretty sure “the internet” found the finger destroying spinning belt of death knives insane as well

    • @nebula0819
      @nebula0819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BurntFaceMan how about now?

  • @isaiborrias882
    @isaiborrias882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    You should make it fully automated, BUT IN THE RIGHT ORDER THO

    • @NoNORADon911
      @NoNORADon911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rube Goldberg would love this contraption lol

  • @zigzag7823
    @zigzag7823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    Colin : Make crazy weapons and a bunker
    Me : That's cool
    Colin : Put milk in first
    Me : This guy is a maniac!

    • @pineapplej7310
      @pineapplej7310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what a madlad!

    • @24tahunyanglalu39
      @24tahunyanglalu39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hard way to harder hard life

    • @killahjay1000
      @killahjay1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pineapplej7310 absolute madlad

    • @detwok
      @detwok 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luckily he only needs to move one eyebolt to get it in the right order. Nice trolling. :)

    • @joshneville8254
      @joshneville8254 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zig Zag I was you 555 th like

  • @TheMotorcycleBoss
    @TheMotorcycleBoss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    AUTOMATE THE MACHINE! YOU CAN DO BETTER. also, REVISIT THE HOVERBIKE

    • @gracefulkimberella
      @gracefulkimberella 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Was thinking the same thing!!!

    • @GoatSoundsStudio
      @GoatSoundsStudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah. Also, I really did hope the kettle was thermite powered

    • @kevadu
      @kevadu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah when I saw the title I just assumed it would be automated...doing everything manually like this makes it kind of pointless.

    • @R-Jacky6698
      @R-Jacky6698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well, is true that automatic is better, but Manual makes this like 16 century which makes the whole thing cooler

    • @davidfutterer551
      @davidfutterer551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kevadu Exactly. Totaly inpractical if it isnt automated.

  • @razorsz195
    @razorsz195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    Colin: Puts milk in first
    The kettle and every British viewer: Am i a joke to you?

    • @notbob555
      @notbob555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think it would have made more sense if he put the switch for the kettle at the start by the milk. That way, it starts to warm up as he pulls it along decreasing waiting time. That should justify milk and sugar furst for a setup like this.

    • @JauntyDaftod
      @JauntyDaftod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As a British viewer I do feel that I am a joke to him

    • @diegobrandotheworld580
      @diegobrandotheworld580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jess Sparkles same

    • @omfggala3913
      @omfggala3913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i feel like ive never been more ashamed of a fellow country man

    • @elgato7557
      @elgato7557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm not even british and I'm triggered

  • @boicey
    @boicey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2761

    Can't believe you make your tea completely backwards.

    • @turbosloth9499
      @turbosloth9499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ikr

    • @NommyCookie-
      @NommyCookie- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bring Jay from TGF

    • @boomst1ck511
      @boomst1ck511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i know really

    • @easyvybemusic
      @easyvybemusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Everyone is different

    • @meme-ge8tq
      @meme-ge8tq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Teabag - water - red milk - take teabag out - stir

  • @gadiedwards6635
    @gadiedwards6635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Colin is slowly becoming a real life Wallace from Wallace and Gromit

    • @GoldMike_
      @GoldMike_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      So next would be an underground rocket silo or maybe a slide that ends on a motorbike or a van.

    • @Nilguiri
      @Nilguiri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Except Wallace would know how to make tea properly.

    • @W0rmhandler
      @W0rmhandler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Just a matter of time before he gets sponsored by wensleydale

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GoldMike_ yes lets give Colin a minuteman rocked silo what could go wrong?

    • @lindaobrien2580
      @lindaobrien2580 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hacksmith isint far off

  • @andrewchapman2039
    @andrewchapman2039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Water before milk, and the bag before either! Gods damn you Furze, you've committed a sin.

    • @roybennett9788
      @roybennett9788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you uncivilised heathen! you dont use a teapot!

    • @Liam-yy9ll
      @Liam-yy9ll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      1. Put tea bag in 2. Water 3. Milk 4.sugar

    • @juststeve5542
      @juststeve5542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's clogged the bloody teabag up with milk is what he's done!

    • @ethanashin7019
      @ethanashin7019 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrew Chapman sugar with the tea bag

    • @MrShawrey
      @MrShawrey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Furze: so let's see what it's gonna taste like
      Everyone: Shit. It's gonna taste like shit beacuse you put the milk in first you monster

  • @jonlind7739
    @jonlind7739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This channel is exactly how Wallace and Gromit would be in real life
    And I love it so much

  • @moritzbaumgart6781
    @moritzbaumgart6781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Now add stepper motors and controllers to it, so you just need to press one button and the rest works automatically

    • @BM-yy8db
      @BM-yy8db 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Personally I prefer a single motor pulling it all the way with notched wheels and pulleys and whatnot to time the different parts mechanically

    • @PixelCortex
      @PixelCortex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BM-yy8db I Rube Goldberg tea machine, I like it!

    • @AZZAMNO1
      @AZZAMNO1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      maybe an ultrasonic range finder to trigger the each section of the tea maker

    • @peterkartoffelking
      @peterkartoffelking 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please, that would be amazing

    • @Ujwal5555
      @Ujwal5555 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AZZAMNO1 Some weight sensors to get accurate amount of ingredients.

  • @timmaQlate
    @timmaQlate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    1. It should've been milk last.
    2. It should've been fully automatic.
    3. It should've been milk last!

    • @mjs9718
      @mjs9718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly

    • @maverick106
      @maverick106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Let's not forget the most important part: milk goes in last!

    • @happygimp0
      @happygimp0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It should be hot water and tea. No sugar no milk, milk is for babies.

    • @marcusbway9292
      @marcusbway9292 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ggzh a Argue With Everyone milk is an essential part, although theres no need for sugar

  • @InfinityWizard99
    @InfinityWizard99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I would've put the switch for the kettle under the milk dispenser so it would be done boiling by the time you're done with the milk and sugar

    • @abrafkalif
      @abrafkalif 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Colin! First the switch.

    • @robinbenjamin5489
      @robinbenjamin5489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would too.

    • @gavanhill5132
      @gavanhill5132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The switch idea is valid, but I was genuinely surprised that his “automatic setup” has him manually pulling levers for every part of the process AND manually turning the crank. He did a marvellous job as per usual, but it just felt somehow half-finished. I hope that his next video shows the finished setup in the house with only one switch to turn it on.

    • @saia5052
      @saia5052 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gavanhill5132 ya, even I felt that it was not soo furze.

  • @Fabzil
    @Fabzil 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What I like with colin is that is project and his shed are clean. You can be a crazy genius AND tidy up

  • @PremKhunt
    @PremKhunt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    This guy makes complex things easy by making that more complex

  • @yungstallion2201
    @yungstallion2201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1408

    Colin Furze puts milk in first
    WAIT, THAT’S ILLEGAL

    • @roybennett9788
      @roybennett9788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no its not. its just not reccomended when your making it in the cup. if you have a teapot then you put the milk in first because its convenient

    • @ShimotsukiSaizo1
      @ShimotsukiSaizo1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@roybennett9788 Joke.exe not found...

    • @JasTheOne2
      @JasTheOne2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Benjamin Joshua BeggsIs clearly not Englishman! Tea is NEVER a joke!!!

    • @IIcarus999
      @IIcarus999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@roybennett9788 r/whoosh

    • @yungstallion2201
      @yungstallion2201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      James Smith Nah, it’s just a meme. The tea wasn’t a joke

  • @jaisidhu5650
    @jaisidhu5650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    MILK BEFORE WATER?!?!?!?!?!? as a person who lives in the UK i am offended

    • @EsthusIvhonnir
      @EsthusIvhonnir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Unfortunately, he needed to otherwise he'd add the tea and then need to stir it as an extra step.

    • @w.robinson6808
      @w.robinson6808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jai Sidhu same

    • @nuherbleath461
      @nuherbleath461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jai Sidhu I am very offended

    • @jcpc-plays2503
      @jcpc-plays2503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @The Legend of Texas there is no reason for that

    • @w.robinson6808
      @w.robinson6808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Legend of Texas go back to fatland

  • @typ3cast927
    @typ3cast927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "haha, they all line up... that's a fluke"
    Colin will always be my role model!

  • @ipkaiyuendylan8865
    @ipkaiyuendylan8865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Colin : "puts milk first.."
    *knock, knock, knock
    MI6 open up

    • @DerDoctor69
      @DerDoctor69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ip Kai Yuen Dylan they gonna need the bloody SAS for that lad as it obviously is a act of terrorism

    • @BOBMARLEY-tx3fu
      @BOBMARLEY-tx3fu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Erm correction MI6 na FBI

    • @M60E3MG
      @M60E3MG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m American and even I know you don’t go milk first.

    • @BlackWolf18C
      @BlackWolf18C 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guy Martin's tea machine put the milk first too... Bleh

    • @hakbak3991
      @hakbak3991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Meanwhile there’s me putting the tea, then the milk, then the sugar

  • @finn3224
    @finn3224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    colin: makes a machine for a consistently great cup of tea
    also colin: puts the milk in first
    ????

    • @neonsedits1697
      @neonsedits1697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean he has made one of the best contraptions ever but he also puts the milk in first...

    • @marksmithwas12
      @marksmithwas12 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And doesn't even squeeze the teabag!

    • @andrewbailey7999
      @andrewbailey7999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, it makes a cup of tea that's consistently to Colin's (wrong) taste

    • @roybennett9788
      @roybennett9788 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      he never said it was a great cuppa. he just said it was consistent

    • @fin1168
      @fin1168 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats what i do and my family does as well

  • @crawfordbrown75
    @crawfordbrown75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    This would've been world breaking if the milk came last

    • @daztheman552
      @daztheman552 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Milk seals the tea bag ?

    • @AAAAAA-gg4zc
      @AAAAAA-gg4zc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's polite to come last. 😊

    • @danielcooper3153
      @danielcooper3153 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daztheman552 Cools down the water

  • @LulzingBoy
    @LulzingBoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Everyone else: colin you put milk first?!
    Some intellectuals: you put milk in tea?!
    Me, an asian: you put sugar in tea?!

    • @itsnetts
      @itsnetts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Me a not so normal human: You drink tea?!

    • @capkenway
      @capkenway 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its the right order (i am a asian too and i also put sugar in my tea and its better with sugar)

    • @armin7695
      @armin7695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sugar is okay sometimes but milk is awkward

    • @JauntyDaftod
      @JauntyDaftod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Some of you cretins out there drink tea cold and I know you’re reading this

    • @Cheetahprint85
      @Cheetahprint85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me: 😂😂😂

  • @Ice-yp4wg
    @Ice-yp4wg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    colinfurze: **makes WW3 using fireworks**
    British: _"meh..."_
    colinfurze: **puts in milk before water in his tea**
    British: *_"Have you gone mad?!"_*

    • @thatguyoverthere531
      @thatguyoverthere531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's just wrong.
      One just does not put milk in before water

    • @CallumChaney
      @CallumChaney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thatguyoverthere531 One can if one is using a teapot my dear man

    • @thatguyoverthere531
      @thatguyoverthere531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@CallumChaney
      True true, but in that case, one has already brewed the Tea in water.

    • @mxfanmatt
      @mxfanmatt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is exactly how I felt watching this video.

    • @CallumChaney
      @CallumChaney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thatguyoverthere531 exactly so it's clear that Colin has gone entirely mad

  • @Suresh-br2zz
    @Suresh-br2zz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    Colin: Puts milk first.
    Yorkshire Tea: _Am I a joke to you?_

    • @roybennett9788
      @roybennett9788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ah but yorkshire tea meant to be made in a teapot so its fine to add the milk to the cup first

    • @justaguycalledjosh
      @justaguycalledjosh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@roybennett9788 not when you're not using the teapot. in kettle brewing, you put the teabag in first.

    • @roybennett9788
      @roybennett9788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justaguycalledjosh a kettle and a teapot are different things!. teapot brewing still requires a kettle to heat the water

    • @JohnBeNice
      @JohnBeNice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So uhhhhh...... how's that one subscriber going for ya? Given your username and all.

    • @aitchpea6011
      @aitchpea6011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nothing wrong with a lovely cup of sugary hot milk water that some tea has been near.

  • @darrensoames
    @darrensoames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Just no!!! You knew what was gonna happen when you uploaded this Colin... seriously? Milk doesn’t go in first, especially in Yorkshire tea. At least you got the tea right 👍

    • @asingingnun
      @asingingnun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly, milk in first is blasphemy.

    • @nickthelight
      @nickthelight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@asingingnun
      I think it's actually illegal.

    • @jakegiles9916
      @jakegiles9916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Milk first, tea in pot, 3 mins, pour it out

    • @ezrapetty9666
      @ezrapetty9666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yorkshire tea bags in a mug with a pg tips logo and a missive X, poor water in remove the teabag after diffusion has occurred. Splash of milk, 2 sugars

    • @9393andersson
      @9393andersson 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      WTF!? why milk at all? I hate milk in tea. hot water and milk? have you tried that? it dosnt work

  • @polarbear3733
    @polarbear3733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    never have i ever seen someone so dedicated to tea

  • @MrMoo272
    @MrMoo272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    Colin Furze: This is how you make a cup of tea...
    Yorkshire Tea: Am I a joke to you?!?

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      mrmoo everyone else in the world: lol who even drinks tea

    • @kumarthecowboy
      @kumarthecowboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      come to India ..... everyone drinks it 2-3 times a day

    • @harvstralosik678
      @harvstralosik678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kumarthecowboy drink loose tea is much better

    • @kumarthecowboy
      @kumarthecowboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@harvstralosik678 what

    • @harvstralosik678
      @harvstralosik678 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kumarthecowboy loose tea is better than tea bags

  • @wolflynnx4
    @wolflynnx4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    You should of had the kettle switch turn on either just before or at the milk station, so you wouldn't have waited so long for the hot water.
    "By the way"
    TEABAG - Hot Water - Time - Sugar - Milk /Creamer - 🍵

    • @roybennett9788
      @roybennett9788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      no. its fill kettle. turn kettle on. fill teapot with hot water. put teabag in teapot. wait 5 minutes. put milk in cup. pour tea into cup. enjoy

    • @jakeldar3122
      @jakeldar3122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@roybennett9788 the right way, none of this "make it in the cup" bollocks

    • @justaguycalledjosh
      @justaguycalledjosh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YOU'VE FORGOTTEN TO BLOODY STIR IT!

    • @wolflynnx4
      @wolflynnx4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justaguycalledjosh True 👍

    • @zynifi
      @zynifi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tf is time?

  • @Cleanmusiccuts
    @Cleanmusiccuts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Yes it’s filthy that he puts milk in first and I understand your complaints but please just give the man a break, he’s clearly lost his mind and he will soon be back to normal.

    • @karstenroelofs9216
      @karstenroelofs9216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His mind has been lost for quite some time now with no hope of it being found anytime in the foreseable future.

    • @Cleanmusiccuts
      @Cleanmusiccuts 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is very true. I guess all hope is lost

    • @shona5512
      @shona5512 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can forgive the milk before water... But sugar in tea is unacceptable. If you want something warm and sweet you can just fuck right off and microwave a can of soda.

    • @shona5512
      @shona5512 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@themblue8236 I was joking about the warm soda.. But sugar does not belong in tea.

  • @blank6521
    @blank6521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Normal person: drills hole
    Colin furze: welds it

    • @WangleLine
      @WangleLine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Normal person: tea first
      Colin furze: Milk first

  • @abcdefghijklmno5703
    @abcdefghijklmno5703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    WHY COLIN WHY Milk befor water!!

  • @MeyerinkWoodworking
    @MeyerinkWoodworking ปีที่แล้ว

    I live in Canada and whole heartedly believe that Yorkshire Tea is the best Tea ever. Full. Stop.

  • @youngmeat6082
    @youngmeat6082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Milk, sugar then water?
    No no no! Its just wrong!

    • @archieaddis6893
      @archieaddis6893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Indeed never put the milk in first

    • @Scrubworks
      @Scrubworks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Putting the milk in first should be punishable by 6 months of slavery to Earl Grey himself.

    • @theapocilip
      @theapocilip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just throw the bag in the kettle

    • @darktherapy
      @darktherapy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Victorian’s put milk in first to stop the boiling water cracking their fine china cups.

    • @cptn_koma
      @cptn_koma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why even isnt the water button right at the beginning so its boils while the cup is moving?

  • @jelp00le
    @jelp00le 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    It's only been five minutes since upload, and 4752 has seen Colin make tea wrong already :-P

    • @Xeridanus
      @Xeridanus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Legend of Texas Wow, you really are 8 years old.

    • @Reolzomic
      @Reolzomic 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Xeridanus but Colin did do the right way

    • @blax140
      @blax140 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Reolzomic YOU DONT PUT MILK FIRST THATS NOT HUMAN

    • @Reolzomic
      @Reolzomic 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blax140 lol kid. Yes you do.

    • @blax140
      @blax140 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Reolzomic F*CKING DEMON

  • @local9
    @local9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    MILK BEFORE THE TEABAG! I know your crazy but I didn't know you was mental also! You mad man!
    Edit: Thank the tea gods, you ran the hot water over it before covering it in milk. Still, MILK IS LAST!

    • @GiffysChannel
      @GiffysChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is this some sort of English Meme? I don't get it.

    • @local9
      @local9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GiffysChannel No its just the way it is. www.booksatoz.com/witsend/tea/orwell.htm

    • @BadBoyV1
      @BadBoyV1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you're*

    • @diegoarmour9986
      @diegoarmour9986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was just about to write this absolutely fucking fuming

    • @DarkDisc1
      @DarkDisc1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GiffysChannel hot water poured directly onto the tea bag aides in the brewing process..if you put cold milk onto it first you will hinder brewing and end up with a piss poor cuppa.

  • @hduselnaur3888
    @hduselnaur3888 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am from Russia but I am happy to watch all your videos and I write through an interpreter.

  • @Me-zl7mu
    @Me-zl7mu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    The dude just made Hot Milk. And then Put a Tea bag inside it.
    *WHAT IS THIS*

    • @jeffvader811
      @jeffvader811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      THAT IS TEA YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL. AMERICANS DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BECAUSE THEY KEEP THROWING IT IN THE SEA!

    • @tonistark5509
      @tonistark5509 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      me it’s called tea ☕️

    • @roybennett9788
      @roybennett9788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah. im sorry but sweet ice tea isnt tea. its tea flavoured diabetes juice

    • @U235Okuu
      @U235Okuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jeffvader811 I really like to drink tea. But you know... the tea is best with hot water. The Black tea - 96°C, Green tea - sth about 75°C, white tea - 80°C and Darjeeling 369,15°K. So. If you really want to make British tea, i think the milk is the last thing you pour inside, because tea needs to brew itself to pass the taste to the water.

    • @alexthesage
      @alexthesage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@U235Okuu Best answer!

  • @DaxtonAnderson
    @DaxtonAnderson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    This project is begging for an Arduino, some relay switches and 4x drills to power it all!
    Needs automation!!

    • @sarimbinwaseem
      @sarimbinwaseem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah really... you are right..

    • @anotherdave1039
      @anotherdave1039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No, use a raspberry pi so it can be networked and able to respond with HTTP error 418! (tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2324)

    • @john.stringer
      @john.stringer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anotherdave1039 🤣

  • @brownyboy252
    @brownyboy252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Colin, that order of tea making is an absolute disgrace. Milk first?!

    • @andyeasta8097
      @andyeasta8097 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly the worst thing I’ve seen this year!

  • @Alyssa-ye9mr
    @Alyssa-ye9mr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:30 Well, lads, he did it! His masterpiece is complete!

  • @jackbevan7515
    @jackbevan7515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    @colinfurze the second I saw you putting milk in first I instantly knew the comments were going to become a warzone

  • @flameninja3148
    @flameninja3148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    You could make the whole thing automized, instead of pulling a rope..

    • @David-ok9st
      @David-ok9st 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @RetiredTechnician
      @RetiredTechnician 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The pulleys suit the look of the build.. bit like a over engineered contraption from Wallace and gromit

    • @ryanwooldridge7546
      @ryanwooldridge7546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@RetiredTechnician Wallace and gromit would have fully automated it with the morning alarm clock

    • @rishav98766
      @rishav98766 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      In Next vedio.

  • @ashleycutain
    @ashleycutain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    "Milk sugar then water"
    I'm calling the police

    • @benjaminfernquest7187
      @benjaminfernquest7187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ayo coutain if only doc brown knew

    • @chairs_me1044
      @chairs_me1044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know DISGRACEFUL

    • @ashleycutain
      @ashleycutain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@benjaminfernquest7187 yh man colin needs that proper tea...
      Doc brown would also reach for the Gat

    • @joekane3494
      @joekane3494 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've lost some degree of respect for this man after he picked up the milk first. Diagust

    • @beansgalvin1777
      @beansgalvin1777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're all wrong. it is scientifically proven by trained scien-tea-sts that water to milk brings out the taste better

  • @151pyroblaze
    @151pyroblaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like he is slightly crazy his excitement never gets old :)

  • @Potts1966
    @Potts1966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Milk first is the tea-of-the-devil!
    But agree Yorkshire Tea is the best!

    • @soupfork2105
      @soupfork2105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Potts1966 I worked in a place that only had Typhoo. I still wake up crying some nights.

    • @piers389
      @piers389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Earl Grey is the best!

    • @jonathanstott3957
      @jonathanstott3957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@piers389 computer, tea, earl gray, hot

    • @piers389
      @piers389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Michael Corleone Making coffee is simple. Tea is an artform!

    • @zeusapollo8688
      @zeusapollo8688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pg tips

  • @mohamedirfan2816
    @mohamedirfan2816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    You can make it fully automatic by using some stepper motors running with arduino programme.It will be much super and rocking.
    You can also set a timer so that you will get tea in time.

    • @nobocks
      @nobocks 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but he too stupid for that, same with his viewers

  • @leightonblue1056
    @leightonblue1056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Milk in the cup first!! Always put the milk in the kettle and sugar in the teabag, cup on my head

    • @GRichardWrotten
      @GRichardWrotten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Leighton Blue that’s distinctively not what Douglas Adams said, but it sounds exactly like something he’d have said.

    • @MrTallCoin
      @MrTallCoin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This made me laugh way too much

    • @R0adx
      @R0adx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cool name

    • @JOCoStudio1
      @JOCoStudio1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, y'know that would cut it down to just the one pulley... Increased efficiency is not condoned on this channel!

  • @JDubs0623
    @JDubs0623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The most British Colin furze video yet

  • @jwebes
    @jwebes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Collin:
    "it'll make the same cup of tea every time"
    Also collin:
    "it dispenses a teaspoon-ish of sugar"

    • @dafoex
      @dafoex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It might not be an exact teaspoon, but as long as its the same teaspoon-ish its the same cuppa each time

    • @thatguyyouhate3743
      @thatguyyouhate3743 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      jameswalker199 the thing flings sugar at the cup. That’s hardly consistent

  • @oliverloader1049
    @oliverloader1049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    WHY DOES HE PUT THE MILK IN FIRST!!!

    • @cmonbruh6769
      @cmonbruh6769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @The Legend of Texas 8 year old spotted

  • @mogul1
    @mogul1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Colin is putting in the milk first...
    If that's not a cry for help I don't know what is.
    SEND HELP

    • @thomasschoonwater3390
      @thomasschoonwater3390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actuay, in the 18th century, the put the milk in first so their Porcelain wouldn't break because of the heat. He's doing it good

    • @charliepickersgill6968
      @charliepickersgill6968 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thomasschoonwater3390 milk is always last

  • @knownjj555
    @knownjj555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this man is an absolutely INSANE madlad, and I LOVE IT

  • @Wheezr
    @Wheezr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Children: “Dad, what are you doing?”
    Colin: “Making a tea machine”
    Children: “You were supposed to take us to school 2 hours ago.
    Colin: “Shut up, tea is more important”

    • @JasonBlack66
      @JasonBlack66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well it is first thing in the morning :D

    • @kellendoyle3148
      @kellendoyle3148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He will just make a giant slingshot to send his kids to school

    • @dillon2130
      @dillon2130 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nonono come now Furze wouldn't say that last line
      Children: But Daddy, we;re going to be late for school
      Colin" Well then, I suppose we can't have you Late for school, get in the Kid-Apult then!
      Children: But Daddy last time you missed and we landed in the pool!
      Colin "I didn;t miss that was planned! Now Go on, or No Watsits for a week!

  • @JammieDigger
    @JammieDigger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    Don’t joke about putting milk in first. It’s blasphemy.

    • @blaser80
      @blaser80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I hear you can get your British citizenship revoked for such actions!

    • @dougijcw9758
      @dougijcw9758 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It makes no difference if you leave the bag in until you have finished the mug full

    • @JammieDigger
      @JammieDigger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dougi mk5 it’s remarks like that, that caused ww2.

  • @tahirsutube
    @tahirsutube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Milk, teabag and then boiling water!!! What lunacy is this!!! Fantastically whacky machine though ❤️

  • @franciswingate1184
    @franciswingate1184 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I suppose it's silly to be serious about the great practical design principles that Colin demonstrates with such wit and skill. I hope engineering students from all over the world see his videos: they should be required viewing!

  • @NzthRust
    @NzthRust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    When you make a tea machine but make your tea wrong... Water before milk!

    • @AscottSauce
      @AscottSauce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @5dope enjoy your milky water you idiot

    • @wotever99ninynine
      @wotever99ninynine 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      the right way is clearly wrong then. milk first makes so much more sense

  • @Neon1024
    @Neon1024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Sure, milk in first is criminal, but a Lancastrian using Yorkshire tea, outrageous!

  • @tifogra689
    @tifogra689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Nice tea machine, but please make it absolutely automatic!!! With motors and stuff

  • @odin_3
    @odin_3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The funny thing about this guy is whenever he builds he make it fun not some other youtubers being very serious building this kind of stuff and also I like my own comment so everyone will

  • @skipper5395
    @skipper5395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Colin: Milk first?
    Me: No thanks
    Also me: **Jumps out the window**

    • @eggz2112
      @eggz2112 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Dwayneson th-cam.com/video/FtK_vfp8po8/w-d-xo.html

  • @jackconnolly08
    @jackconnolly08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Hes only gone and put the bloody milk in first

    • @byJASSY
      @byJASSY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jack Connolly doc brown reference? 😂

    • @Nate1325
      @Nate1325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@byJASSY Pour it down the sink, let me show you how to make it. Of course, Doc Brown lol.

    • @grahamefreestone5309
      @grahamefreestone5309 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack Connolly.. Your comment sounds great in a Michael Caine voice.. 🇬🇧 👍

  • @mutantstargoat42
    @mutantstargoat42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    For the love of Jeff!!!! Teabag first. Always and with no exception.

  • @michaelbarber671
    @michaelbarber671 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I needed to figure out exactly how i wanted to make a machine to allow my grandma to easily feed the cats by raising and lowering the food tray, so i hopped on the Colinfurze channel and started scrolling, started rewarching this video and ive decided im going to make a small elevator with pullies thanks to the way your tea machine pulls the cup along. Thank you Mr. Furze, love the vids and i appreciate the inspiration.

  • @christiangeiselmann
    @christiangeiselmann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I see a disadvantage of this setup: given the cold cup, cold milk, and the additional metal deflection spout cooling down the water, your tea will eventually be 3 degrees too cold.
    Perhaps you could add a flame thrower to pre-heat the cup.

    • @Nilguiri
      @Nilguiri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      3 degrees?! More like 50 degrees too cold. Black tea should be made in water as near to 100ºC as possible. I would be surprised if that gnat's piss was above 50º!

    • @MetalheadAndNerd
      @MetalheadAndNerd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He could add a microwave as last step to heat the tea up.

    • @SD-tj5dh
      @SD-tj5dh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He could just add the HOT WATER FIRST LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING.

    • @Nilguiri
      @Nilguiri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MetalheadAndNerd No, you are missing the point! What is the point of heating up gnat's piss? It's still gnat's piss!

    • @MetalheadAndNerd
      @MetalheadAndNerd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nilguiri I'm German. I find the idea of milk in my tea as appealing as a warm beer.

  • @anthonyburning8603
    @anthonyburning8603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    France is in revolution, meanwhile in England, an engineer build a tea making machine ... lol
    love your content, keep doing great work, love from France

    • @flipperbooch2194
      @flipperbooch2194 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anthony I think you mean Venezuela I in revolution

    • @jz4774
      @jz4774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When isn't France in revolution though

    • @flipperbooch2194
      @flipperbooch2194 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      J Z they might be too, but I haven’t heard anything about France, I do know about Venezuela though

  • @tomgillespie195
    @tomgillespie195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Yorkshire tea regrets the sponsorship now
    MILK FIRST???????🧐😆

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Hmm, The Spiffing Brit also says Yorkshire Tea is the best. I wonder if I can get some here in the US...

    • @fpsneb7408
      @fpsneb7408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you can in so shops in the international parts, frends send some, but try ASDA own brand gold tea bags.

    • @Alexander-vm2ox
      @Alexander-vm2ox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Walmart might seeing as its partners of asda

    • @charliecampbell2292
      @charliecampbell2292 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure amazons sells it

  • @MeowSkullsFTW
    @MeowSkullsFTW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Colin: "is being peacful and quite
    Colin's Music: "Oh No We Don't Do That Here"

  • @supersimon126
    @supersimon126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The switch should've been mounted earlier in the line to increase Colin Furze productivity and decrease waiting time.

  • @donalkelly1595
    @donalkelly1595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    It’s confirmed
    Colin is a psychopath
    Milk before tea. Sort yourself out

    • @noodlemandan
      @noodlemandan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My mum started making tea milk first. I put her in a home now.

    • @richib1330
      @richib1330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Milk in a cup of tea is absolute madness

  • @freddiemercury9647
    @freddiemercury9647 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dropped in for first time in about 2-3 years
    Massive tea drinker here. Good stuff Colin
    Colin has started talking about Colin in the third person a lot I noticed :)

  • @livefastdiefun9290
    @livefastdiefun9290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Colin Furze do it whatever way you want sir and thanks for the tea mug I bought three of them

  • @cxs7966
    @cxs7966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    let's all confirm Yorkshire tea cant be beaten

    • @brel_
      @brel_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      why does everyone use this picture lol

    • @brel_
      @brel_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @DY_Physics do u know the name of it? i need to understand the meaning

    • @GOAT_GOATERSON
      @GOAT_GOATERSON 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yeah yeah

  • @theev3436
    @theev3436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    99.9% comments - outrage on his method of making tea
    0.09% comments - defending colin
    And then there's people like me who drink coffee

    • @willayling2379
      @willayling2379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think you meant 0.01%.... ☕

    • @theev3436
      @theev3436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@willayling2379 No Wally... the 0.01% is those like me who drink coffee 😁

    • @theev3436
      @theev3436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pupip55 Yea kinda... but u get what I mean, right?

    • @willayling2379
      @willayling2379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theev3436 😂😂😂

  • @newkid1987
    @newkid1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm from Australia. Saw some Yorkshire tea on the shelf and remembered this vid, so I bought it (I make my tea almost the same way but with milk last) and it's pretty good.

  • @oliverstapleton2908
    @oliverstapleton2908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    I am afraid I may never watch a ColinFurze video again after finding out that he uses milk before water. Absolute disgrace to our nation!

    • @iwineverygame1995
      @iwineverygame1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Literally worse than Hitler.

    • @beamngnation9494
      @beamngnation9494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      drinking tea is a disgrace by itself

    • @CuppajoeA
      @CuppajoeA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MILK FIRST EWW BURN HIM. its teabag sugar, water, THEN MILK

    • @willayling2379
      @willayling2379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@beamngnation9494 your comment is a disgrace itself! ☕

    • @vishnupillai9336
      @vishnupillai9336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Personal choice dude

  • @comradebread7251
    @comradebread7251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Colin: got sponsored by Yorkshire tea
    Thespiffingbrit: is upset

    • @bunkerratte_
      @bunkerratte_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      well, one of the two consistently produces quality content while the other just talks about himself half the video.

    • @procyanic8808
      @procyanic8808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which one

    • @ShugoAWay
      @ShugoAWay 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well to be fair rn spiffing brit has bigger concerns due to copyright strikes

  • @em21701
    @em21701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Ball screw to move the cup along, servos to work the dispensers.

  • @kervaci
    @kervaci 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how colin just enjoys doing this like he doesn’t ask for likes or nor he clickbaits he is a very good youtuber

  • @Reapersinbound
    @Reapersinbound 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    No no no Colin. It goes tea bag, water, milk, optional sugar.
    The proper British way 🇬🇧

  • @harrysingh4426
    @harrysingh4426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Make the mug platform out of NYLON so it travels with less resistance which would reduces the risk of a spillage. 👍

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or... you know... wheels... bearings... rollers...

    • @jessegardner33
      @jessegardner33 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Milamberinx that brings the risk of the cup moving further than intended, especially if it has the milk and sugar in it.

    • @gtjack9
      @gtjack9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Needs more Teflon.

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessegardner33 if nothing else in the setup were changed, yes, I agree. I'd be wanting to add switches which would also arrest the forward motion of the vessel and control the dispensers.

  • @fayyadsaifi11
    @fayyadsaifi11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    British explained in a video 🤣🤣 (except he's been doing it backwards lol)

  • @madhatter2446
    @madhatter2446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Colin : invents something that makes tea
    Nestle: he a little slow. But he got the spirit.

    • @vucko9201
      @vucko9201 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mad Hatter : doesn't spell the meme right
      He's a little bit confused, but he's got the spirit meme : am i a joke to you?

  • @tuckergauvin9982
    @tuckergauvin9982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Make an R/C lawn mower. Fully functional

    • @matiasmate3609
      @matiasmate3609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      seconded

    • @0li1986
      @0li1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Furded

    • @cridemurphy7600
      @cridemurphy7600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shrink the kids I'm in

    • @IBWatchinUrVids
      @IBWatchinUrVids 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think you meant antonymous.

    • @Vellox69
      @Vellox69 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No screw that, fix this machine to put the milk in first!

  • @hhanonymous
    @hhanonymous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I like to imagine that Colin Furze is Wallace of Wallace and Gromit's nephew.

    • @Millbrook1974powderedwater
      @Millbrook1974powderedwater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or a strange but likeable combination of Wallace & Spongebob...

    • @gingertimelord5
      @gingertimelord5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Milk in first leaves a cooler cup to grab ...I do that with my coffee because I refuse to wait for it to cool and don't like to burn my lip

  • @truestylemusicted4513
    @truestylemusicted4513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Second line:
    "Is there a consistent way to make a cup of tea?"
    Enter Tom Scott and his ISO standard cup of tea.
    ISO 3103 for those interested

    • @simonrussell4986
      @simonrussell4986 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Always though they missed a (very minor) trick by not assigning it ISO 734

  • @yoshibros1111
    @yoshibros1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    finally a youtuber with great content and great background music

  • @dashasteven9666
    @dashasteven9666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Colin what have you done? Milk first? Colin....

  • @edwardrossi2574
    @edwardrossi2574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Nobody:
    Colin: First the milk, then the water
    *Surprised Pikachu*

  • @tomtiny
    @tomtiny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Literally everybody: You put the milk in first?!?!?
    Me, an intellectual from Germany: You put milk in o.0?

    • @pindaflap1244
      @pindaflap1244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Tom Tiny im from the netherlands and i have never seen tea with fucking milk 😂😂

    • @sndgr
      @sndgr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hab davon gehört, aber es ist immer noch komisch haha

    • @sndgr
      @sndgr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      pindaflap I said it’s weird :D

    • @pindaflap1244
      @pindaflap1244 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sndgr ah almost

    • @MrAwsome1991
      @MrAwsome1991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In Ostfriesland tun wir es auch.

  • @skyens9037
    @skyens9037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Every viewer: "nO yOu cAnT pUt tHe miLk iN fIrsT!"
    Colinfurze: "haha backwards tea machine go brr brr"

  • @s0nofp2l
    @s0nofp2l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    you make some truly wonderful things, but you can't make a cup of tea