What a News Reporter Would Never Say - Mock the Week - BBC

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    It's this week's 'Scenes We'd Like to See', with 'What a news reporter would never say' and 'Unlikely letters to be read out on Points of View'. On Dara O'Briain's panel are Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard, Andy Parsons and special guests Gina Yashere and Ed Byrne.
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  • @gor337
    @gor337 9 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Frankie stalks that mic like a hungry lion stalking a wounded gazelle.

    • @corriedebeer799
      @corriedebeer799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or a wounded hippo

    • @kopkiwi08
      @kopkiwi08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah makes him come across a right prick.

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      saw another comment once that he started doing it on purpose when they were cutting out all his lines, to mess with the continuity because he'd be in frame at the end of the last joke - stan that pettiness!

  • @fox2569
    @fox2569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Lol Ed, Frankie and Hugh on the same team isn’t fair.

    • @celticwolff5429
      @celticwolff5429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You beat me to this comment by a year.

  • @Paragon13
    @Paragon13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis and Ed Byrne on the same team.
    Ahh, the golden age...

  • @moxgirl5
    @moxgirl5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I love that "I'd like to complain about the weird voice you're reading out my letter in" joke from Frankie xD

  • @CNash85
    @CNash85 12 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Hugh Dennis's unnerving long stares to camera are fantastic... :)

  • @TheDonMega12
    @TheDonMega12 17 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "News just in, go to a break your wife's been hit by a truck" hahah, more classics from Frankie Boyle

  • @Kerriangel
    @Kerriangel 15 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "here on the streets, it seems that britian is completely in the grip of gang cultre. This is John Simpson. FOR THE ITN MASSIVE!!!"
    Frankie's such a ledge

  • @ZoinksMcJinkies
    @ZoinksMcJinkies 16 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Earlier in the episode, Frankie said Bin Ladens catchphrase was 'Nut's on the road'. Andy said 'All the kid's these days say Nim Nim Nim'

  • @elliott8695
    @elliott8695 17 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "and i cant help thinking that if my country was gripped by famine i'd just move" lol fankie boyle is a legend

  • @rukhsarahmed
    @rukhsarahmed 9 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    She always does a joke involving Peckham.

    • @tiarnan76
      @tiarnan76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      and nigeria

    • @freddier5376
      @freddier5376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tiarnan76 the one about the Nigerian general was good to be fair

  • @Keith10284
    @Keith10284 17 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That bit about Nigella Lawson was pure class. Long live Frankie Boyle! Mock The Week is pure genius.

  • @emzigale07
    @emzigale07 15 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    'Dear BBC ,how did you get those hippos to swim in a circle?' lol, legendary

  • @Algahiem
    @Algahiem 11 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "DE-YAH POIN-SAH VYUU, AH WOOD LARK TO COMPLAYN ABOUT DA WEE-YAD VOYCE YUU AR REEDIN OWT MAH LETTA EEN!"

  • @Securitron2000
    @Securitron2000 17 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can't believe it's up already.
    The Beirut one slayed me. That and the Silent Witness crack.

  • @Firestorm617
    @Firestorm617 17 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Reports of a mystery man loitering in the area...turned out to be me.

  • @amiandhannah
    @amiandhannah 17 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This Has To Be My Favourite!
    "DEAR POINTS OF VIEW I WOULD LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE WIERD VOICE YOU ARE READING MY LETTER IN!"
    Class!

  • @Paragon13
    @Paragon13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Frankie, Hugh and Ed on the same team.
    Feels better than a lie in.

  • @Pitythefools
    @Pitythefools 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    by far the best mock the week video on youtube...cant wait til thursday for next episode !?!

  • @UchihaHelena
    @UchihaHelena 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Frankie and Russell- HILARIOUS! Russell didn't do much int his though... doesn't do him justice lol.
    Fantasticly hilarious! XD

  • @DarKdoggo
    @DarKdoggo 17 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    'Here people as young as 8 are forced to make their own living. MORE POLISH, MORE POLISH, I WANT TO SEE MY FACE.' Absolutely classic

  • @higg123
    @higg123 16 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i love mock the week, this is possibly one of the best scenes we'de like to see

  • @Joesfosterdogs
    @Joesfosterdogs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    wow...these people are brilliant. if they are improving this is better material than a room full of writers for a week!

  • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
    @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Frankie Boyle: dear points of view, i'd like to complain about the weird voice you're reading out my letter in!!!
    so classic lol

  • @samevans1122
    @samevans1122 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    lmao, 'news just in, go to a break, your wife has been hit by a truck'. Lmao. Frankie Boyle is a LEGEND!!!!!!!!!

  • @waris7653
    @waris7653 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ''It was just a few feet from here that the shots where fired i know i fired them'' XD always quality comedy on mock the week

  • @chocolulu123
    @chocolulu123 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Poor Russell! He keeps trying to go but people keep going in front of him! Awww!

  • @Crewka
    @Crewka 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    David Mitchell's awesome. He is so sarcastic and so to the point! And he makes a lot of sense...

  • @drodonomo7
    @drodonomo7 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL that cut joke from frankie is so funny xD

  • @jaivomi
    @jaivomi 17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Frankie! "Id like to complain about the ridiculous voice ur reading my letter out in!" LMAO

  • @KenzoSnizzle
    @KenzoSnizzle 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favourite jokes from Frankie Boyle in this clip:
    "Dear Points of View; I would like to complain about the weird voice you are reading out my letter in...!"
    "Dear Points of View; I watched Silent Witness with the sound off and it didn't make any sense!!"
    He's such a legend, not forgetting Hugh, Andy or Russell! David Mitchell, Mark Watson, Michael McIntyre, Gina Yashere and Ed Byrne are very funny, too.

  • @sxw162
    @sxw162 15 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Dear Points of View. I would like to complain about the weird voice you are reading out my letter in."
    ROFL :P

  • @JLarks1337
    @JLarks1337 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the really high pitched laugh of someone at 3:37
    Listen closely after Russel's joke

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern7495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "...and in the process I just about ripped my 🐓 off". 🤣

  • @Dragriyu
    @Dragriyu 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nearly choked on my tea at 2:43 x3
    Love Russell so much.

    • @tnaoro
      @tnaoro ปีที่แล้ว

      2:43

  • @ScottishDoonie
    @ScottishDoonie 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah man Frankie, Hugh and Russell are so bloody good for this show. Genius.

  • @AdmanFatman
    @AdmanFatman 17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "And it was a few feet from here that the shots were heard, i know i fired them"
    JUST BRILL!!!!!!!!

  • @Bellocks1
    @Bellocks1 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    The power is back on in Beirut...the radiator I'm chained to is getting rather warm. Pure genius.

  • @LadyEmilyElizabeth
    @LadyEmilyElizabeth 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Frankie and Hugh and Russel! Gina's good too!

  • @NicksStuff
    @NicksStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What a News Reporter Would Never Say:
    "Good news..."

  • @paulkimber
    @paulkimber 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    Andy Parson's is legend saw him in Birmingham last tuesday ;) lol
    "Nuts on the road, NIM NIM NIM"!

  • @joepickard
    @joepickard 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the nigella joke is one of his best!

  • @jamesgoring6336
    @jamesgoring6336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:33 that was a blatant voice crack 😂😂😂😂

  • @SirPhoenix91
    @SirPhoenix91 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Frankie Boyle - Hugh Dennis - Ed Byrne
    Unbeatable!

  • @Valoroth665
    @Valoroth665 17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'Even amidst the devastation of this earthquake there are still stories of hope...I found a man's wallet!'
    XD hilarious

  • @wtfyman
    @wtfyman 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Russells jokes = awesome!

  • @sarahglover3286
    @sarahglover3286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:50 The best thing is this was posted in 2007 and they only stopped using that just over a year ago!

  • @tapdisneyintome
    @tapdisneyintome 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved the Hippo one from Russell. I see that thing so often in the mornings it just made me giggle

  • @lbee1234
    @lbee1234 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the way dara says everyone

  • @bfmv11kyle
    @bfmv11kyle 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    gina is the best female comedians that can pull off a joke on mock the week

  • @Joseph3666
    @Joseph3666 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @7robbbbie Huge Dennis.

  • @Agnethatheredhairkid
    @Agnethatheredhairkid 9 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I didn't like Frankie at first. Now I totally 'get' him and adore him.

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eric Burkheimer have you not heard of Frankie Boyle’s New World Order? It’s on BBC2, they really aren’t keeping him away

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eric Burkheimer meh, each to their own, comedy is subjective

    • @tiarnan76
      @tiarnan76 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Eric Burkheimer hes far from right wing - hes an avid supporter of the communist/marxist/liberal agenda to destroy this planet

  • @rekuzaaan
    @rekuzaaan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These five men, Milton and Acaster are the reasons I keep rewatching the show.

  • @95l4lfu
    @95l4lfu 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMAO 0:48, the ITN MASSIIVVEE rofl frankie is a legend.

  • @tamijo-
    @tamijo- 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:15 Monty Python's material. Way to go Frankie.

  • @Sab.86
    @Sab.86 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nuts on the Road.... NIM NIM NIM !! :D.
    Hugh Dennis, Frankie Bolye, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons... CLASS !! :D

  • @GYDZSCHLYTT
    @GYDZSCHLYTT 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the Nigerian letter joke.....classic!!!

  • @djcutslut1964
    @djcutslut1964 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ordinarily yes, but I must say, Ed kicks ass! What a legend: )

  • @MrManimaniuk
    @MrManimaniuk 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I Started Crying When He Said RESPECT to the ITN Massive

  • @PolarPhantom
    @PolarPhantom 14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how Russell Howard is so full of childlike wonder.

  • @rhiannonwalsh
    @rhiannonwalsh 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:15...I am actually crying.
    :)
    xo

  • @zawtowers
    @zawtowers 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nim nim nim!
    Classic episode last night, Gina Yashere was fab.

  • @Kerriangel
    @Kerriangel 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    my english teacher was going on about our gcse mocks and how we'd be all "Why oh why didnt i revise" if we failed.
    when she said "why oh why oh why" all that was going through my head was
    is the structure of my chromosomes.
    hugh dennis roxs!!

  • @Pitythefools
    @Pitythefools 16 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Well finally, the power in Beirut seems to be back on, the raidiator im chained to is getting quite warm" - classic

  • @azncru
    @azncru 17 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They should do Mock The Year!! that would be awesome like a 1 hour show

  • @grimTales1
    @grimTales1 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMAO at Frankie Boyle's Nigella Lawson joke :D

  • @DayDreamtoSleep
    @DayDreamtoSleep 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Russell's hair in this clip soooo much,

  • @noblebeast5
    @noblebeast5 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol russel picking his nose at 2:08

  • @sammygrockinout
    @sammygrockinout 17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i love this! its one of the funniest shows on tv!

  • @Cheerioman7
    @Cheerioman7 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "go to a break your wifes been hit by a truck" lol

  • @saz19126
    @saz19126 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol 2:09 Russell is picking his nose!! haha

  • @mrzero6
    @mrzero6 17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Nuts on the road"
    that was one of the funniest talks they have had on the show, it was a joke!
    Mock of the Week, FTW!

  • @Ichsukatanuka
    @Ichsukatanuka 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    lmao this is john for the itn massive
    Frankie boyle and hugh dennis are tooo funny.

  • @sockpuff
    @sockpuff 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ed Byrne is AMAZING

  • @bluegrasslass
    @bluegrasslass 17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mock The Week should come with a health warning!! I nearly die laughing every time I watch it :D

  • @zawtowers
    @zawtowers 17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This question "why oh why oh why is the structure of my chromosomes?" is often quoted as one of the most pointless questions. It's also been used in The Mary Whitehouse Experience TV series, which Hugh was in.

  • @CraneProductions27
    @CraneProductions27 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Frankie and Andy are so funny.
    'There are still stories of hope, I found a man's wallet'.
    'Dear BBC, When are you going to show 'Nuts On The Road' Nim Nim Nim?
    LOL.

  • @maskiflynn
    @maskiflynn 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Frankie's one at the end - HAHAHAHA

  • @Hartbrother3
    @Hartbrother3 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't really get any of them I just love the random things they come out with!!

  • @AmbientMaster
    @AmbientMaster 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Dear Points of View, I would like to complain about the weird voice you are reading out my letter IN!"
    I'm sorry, I just had to XD

  • @Dasten
    @Dasten 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dara is a funny guy in his own right

  • @kizza55
    @kizza55 17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I saw a light entertainment program that was not hosted by Graham Norton. Is he ill?" ROFL!

  • @FURF0XSAKE
    @FURF0XSAKE 12 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I wish Frankie's other joke was aired. "Dear BBC, I watching "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" made me thing that if I made gay friends; they'd give me fashion tips. Actually, they fucked me." People must hear it, look it up.

  • @BadWolfTyler
    @BadWolfTyler 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    frankies always at his best with his uncensored stuff, its stupid that he cant do any of it on bbc

  • @SilentArtist269
    @SilentArtist269 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think mine would be: "Dear BBC, is anyone actually watching this programme? I've only just found out about it yesterday!"

  • @Exilninja
    @Exilninja 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ''Reports of a mystery man loitering in the area turned out to be me." Roflmao

  • @SessDMC
    @SessDMC 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    that was cut from the original broadcast (thats this version) you can easily find it on TH-cam.

  • @eddie11111
    @eddie11111 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahaha frankie boyle's comment about nigella lawson! thats so funny! lol

  • @SA1NT4NG3R
    @SA1NT4NG3R 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    "here children as young as 8 are forced to earn a living. MORE POLLISH, MORE POLLISH, I WANT TO SEE MY FACE!" class

  • @tufty1990
    @tufty1990 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    HAHA Reports of a mystery man loitering in the area turned out to be me' thats almost the level its got to

  • @badgermilk123
    @badgermilk123 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha. Look at russel picking his nose at 2.08!!

  • @Joshuaaa2008
    @Joshuaaa2008 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:09
    russel howards picking his nose loool

  • @SefiRose
    @SefiRose 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahahaha. russell howard was picking his nose
    hahaha

  • @northernninjarunner5506
    @northernninjarunner5506 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I picked up a couple of good tips about baking bread 🤣

  • @jadee810
    @jadee810 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dear BBC, how did you get those hippoes to swim in circles? LMAO!

  • @DreadPyke
    @DreadPyke 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hugh Dennis and Frank Boyle ARE THE BEST!

  • @nytrex2001
    @nytrex2001 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    If it wasn't for Frankie Boyle and Hugh Dennis, I don't think anyone would watch the show.
    Frankie & Hugh are brilliant.
    Fact.

  • @cressy07
    @cressy07 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    HAHAHAHA
    CBoobies!
    i was actually hurting from LAUGHING so much
    It's good stuff =]]

  • @bluegrasslass
    @bluegrasslass 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Frankie Boyle = Genius!!

  • @michaelgoodier7
    @michaelgoodier7 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    I laughed out loud at the weird voice you are reading my letter in

  • @UK31337
    @UK31337 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    No kidding - I turned on my Freeview EPG one night and it did actually say "CBOOBies". My flatmate and I think it was a technician having a laugh because it was like 2am.