What a News Reporter Would Never Say - Mock the Week - BBC
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Thursdays 9pm, BBC Two
Contains adult humour.
It's this week's 'Scenes We'd Like to See', with 'What a news reporter would never say' and 'Unlikely letters to be read out on Points of View'. On Dara O'Briain's panel are Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard, Andy Parsons and special guests Gina Yashere and Ed Byrne.
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Frankie stalks that mic like a hungry lion stalking a wounded gazelle.
or a wounded hippo
Yeah makes him come across a right prick.
saw another comment once that he started doing it on purpose when they were cutting out all his lines, to mess with the continuity because he'd be in frame at the end of the last joke - stan that pettiness!
Lol Ed, Frankie and Hugh on the same team isn’t fair.
You beat me to this comment by a year.
Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis and Ed Byrne on the same team.
Ahh, the golden age...
I love that "I'd like to complain about the weird voice you're reading out my letter in" joke from Frankie xD
it was my favorite one as well :)
Hugh Dennis's unnerving long stares to camera are fantastic... :)
"News just in, go to a break your wife's been hit by a truck" hahah, more classics from Frankie Boyle
"here on the streets, it seems that britian is completely in the grip of gang cultre. This is John Simpson. FOR THE ITN MASSIVE!!!"
Frankie's such a ledge
Earlier in the episode, Frankie said Bin Ladens catchphrase was 'Nut's on the road'. Andy said 'All the kid's these days say Nim Nim Nim'
Thank you
"and i cant help thinking that if my country was gripped by famine i'd just move" lol fankie boyle is a legend
She always does a joke involving Peckham.
and nigeria
@@tiarnan76 the one about the Nigerian general was good to be fair
That bit about Nigella Lawson was pure class. Long live Frankie Boyle! Mock The Week is pure genius.
'Dear BBC ,how did you get those hippos to swim in a circle?' lol, legendary
"DE-YAH POIN-SAH VYUU, AH WOOD LARK TO COMPLAYN ABOUT DA WEE-YAD VOYCE YUU AR REEDIN OWT MAH LETTA EEN!"
Can't believe it's up already.
The Beirut one slayed me. That and the Silent Witness crack.
"Reports of a mystery man loitering in the area...turned out to be me.
This Has To Be My Favourite!
"DEAR POINTS OF VIEW I WOULD LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE WIERD VOICE YOU ARE READING MY LETTER IN!"
Class!
Frankie, Hugh and Ed on the same team.
Feels better than a lie in.
by far the best mock the week video on youtube...cant wait til thursday for next episode !?!
Frankie and Russell- HILARIOUS! Russell didn't do much int his though... doesn't do him justice lol.
Fantasticly hilarious! XD
'Here people as young as 8 are forced to make their own living. MORE POLISH, MORE POLISH, I WANT TO SEE MY FACE.' Absolutely classic
i love mock the week, this is possibly one of the best scenes we'de like to see
wow...these people are brilliant. if they are improving this is better material than a room full of writers for a week!
Frankie Boyle: dear points of view, i'd like to complain about the weird voice you're reading out my letter in!!!
so classic lol
lmao, 'news just in, go to a break, your wife has been hit by a truck'. Lmao. Frankie Boyle is a LEGEND!!!!!!!!!
''It was just a few feet from here that the shots where fired i know i fired them'' XD always quality comedy on mock the week
Poor Russell! He keeps trying to go but people keep going in front of him! Awww!
David Mitchell's awesome. He is so sarcastic and so to the point! And he makes a lot of sense...
LOL that cut joke from frankie is so funny xD
I love Frankie! "Id like to complain about the ridiculous voice ur reading my letter out in!" LMAO
My favourite jokes from Frankie Boyle in this clip:
"Dear Points of View; I would like to complain about the weird voice you are reading out my letter in...!"
"Dear Points of View; I watched Silent Witness with the sound off and it didn't make any sense!!"
He's such a legend, not forgetting Hugh, Andy or Russell! David Mitchell, Mark Watson, Michael McIntyre, Gina Yashere and Ed Byrne are very funny, too.
"Dear Points of View. I would like to complain about the weird voice you are reading out my letter in."
ROFL :P
Love the really high pitched laugh of someone at 3:37
Listen closely after Russel's joke
JLarks 3.37
3:37
"...and in the process I just about ripped my 🐓 off". 🤣
Nearly choked on my tea at 2:43 x3
Love Russell so much.
2:43
Ah man Frankie, Hugh and Russell are so bloody good for this show. Genius.
"And it was a few feet from here that the shots were heard, i know i fired them"
JUST BRILL!!!!!!!!
The power is back on in Beirut...the radiator I'm chained to is getting rather warm. Pure genius.
I love Frankie and Hugh and Russel! Gina's good too!
What a News Reporter Would Never Say:
"Good news..."
Andy Parson's is legend saw him in Birmingham last tuesday ;) lol
"Nuts on the road, NIM NIM NIM"!
the nigella joke is one of his best!
2:33 that was a blatant voice crack 😂😂😂😂
Frankie Boyle - Hugh Dennis - Ed Byrne
Unbeatable!
'Even amidst the devastation of this earthquake there are still stories of hope...I found a man's wallet!'
XD hilarious
Russells jokes = awesome!
2:50 The best thing is this was posted in 2007 and they only stopped using that just over a year ago!
I loved the Hippo one from Russell. I see that thing so often in the mornings it just made me giggle
I love the way dara says everyone
gina is the best female comedians that can pull off a joke on mock the week
@7robbbbie Huge Dennis.
I didn't like Frankie at first. Now I totally 'get' him and adore him.
Eric Burkheimer have you not heard of Frankie Boyle’s New World Order? It’s on BBC2, they really aren’t keeping him away
Eric Burkheimer meh, each to their own, comedy is subjective
@Eric Burkheimer hes far from right wing - hes an avid supporter of the communist/marxist/liberal agenda to destroy this planet
These five men, Milton and Acaster are the reasons I keep rewatching the show.
LMAO 0:48, the ITN MASSIIVVEE rofl frankie is a legend.
3:15 Monty Python's material. Way to go Frankie.
Nuts on the Road.... NIM NIM NIM !! :D.
Hugh Dennis, Frankie Bolye, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons... CLASS !! :D
the Nigerian letter joke.....classic!!!
Ordinarily yes, but I must say, Ed kicks ass! What a legend: )
I Started Crying When He Said RESPECT to the ITN Massive
I love how Russell Howard is so full of childlike wonder.
3:15...I am actually crying.
:)
xo
Nim nim nim!
Classic episode last night, Gina Yashere was fab.
my english teacher was going on about our gcse mocks and how we'd be all "Why oh why didnt i revise" if we failed.
when she said "why oh why oh why" all that was going through my head was
is the structure of my chromosomes.
hugh dennis roxs!!
"Well finally, the power in Beirut seems to be back on, the raidiator im chained to is getting quite warm" - classic
They should do Mock The Year!! that would be awesome like a 1 hour show
LMAO at Frankie Boyle's Nigella Lawson joke :D
I love Russell's hair in this clip soooo much,
lol russel picking his nose at 2:08
i love this! its one of the funniest shows on tv!
"go to a break your wifes been hit by a truck" lol
Lol 2:09 Russell is picking his nose!! haha
"Nuts on the road"
that was one of the funniest talks they have had on the show, it was a joke!
Mock of the Week, FTW!
lmao this is john for the itn massive
Frankie boyle and hugh dennis are tooo funny.
Ed Byrne is AMAZING
Mock The Week should come with a health warning!! I nearly die laughing every time I watch it :D
This question "why oh why oh why is the structure of my chromosomes?" is often quoted as one of the most pointless questions. It's also been used in The Mary Whitehouse Experience TV series, which Hugh was in.
Frankie and Andy are so funny.
'There are still stories of hope, I found a man's wallet'.
'Dear BBC, When are you going to show 'Nuts On The Road' Nim Nim Nim?
LOL.
Frankie's one at the end - HAHAHAHA
I don't really get any of them I just love the random things they come out with!!
"Dear Points of View, I would like to complain about the weird voice you are reading out my letter IN!"
I'm sorry, I just had to XD
Dara is a funny guy in his own right
"I saw a light entertainment program that was not hosted by Graham Norton. Is he ill?" ROFL!
I wish Frankie's other joke was aired. "Dear BBC, I watching "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" made me thing that if I made gay friends; they'd give me fashion tips. Actually, they fucked me." People must hear it, look it up.
frankies always at his best with his uncensored stuff, its stupid that he cant do any of it on bbc
I think mine would be: "Dear BBC, is anyone actually watching this programme? I've only just found out about it yesterday!"
''Reports of a mystery man loitering in the area turned out to be me." Roflmao
that was cut from the original broadcast (thats this version) you can easily find it on TH-cam.
hahaha frankie boyle's comment about nigella lawson! thats so funny! lol
"here children as young as 8 are forced to earn a living. MORE POLLISH, MORE POLLISH, I WANT TO SEE MY FACE!" class
HAHA Reports of a mystery man loitering in the area turned out to be me' thats almost the level its got to
Haha. Look at russel picking his nose at 2.08!!
2:09
russel howards picking his nose loool
hahahaha. russell howard was picking his nose
hahaha
I picked up a couple of good tips about baking bread 🤣
Dear BBC, how did you get those hippoes to swim in circles? LMAO!
Hugh Dennis and Frank Boyle ARE THE BEST!
If it wasn't for Frankie Boyle and Hugh Dennis, I don't think anyone would watch the show.
Frankie & Hugh are brilliant.
Fact.
HAHAHAHA
CBoobies!
i was actually hurting from LAUGHING so much
It's good stuff =]]
Frankie Boyle = Genius!!
I laughed out loud at the weird voice you are reading my letter in
No kidding - I turned on my Freeview EPG one night and it did actually say "CBOOBies". My flatmate and I think it was a technician having a laugh because it was like 2am.