No, this is how it is. Previous Owner: "a witch once lived in this house, killed her own kid, killed 10'000 people, and then killed herself* A horror movie family that is always white: ah shit, time to move in.
I don't understand why people always walk into the room and say: 'Hello?' Like the killer will say something back to you like: 'Yeah hello, I'm the killer. I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?'
Locals: "Don't go into that house over there, nobody who ever entered it has ever been seen again." Teenage Protagonist: "Wow, cool, I love haunted houses. Let's go find out why they all dissapeared!"
“Do you know how heavy a chainsaw is?! Me neither- but it’s probably a lot heavier than not carrying anything, which is what you should be carrying! Nothing, that is.” ... **drops knife, rifle, shotgun, sniper, pistol, $100, flashlight and phone** **accidentally drops potato**
This is really great! What also ennoys me is when they shout: "is anyone there? / Who'se there? " if you hear sounds of a person. If it's a good person, like friends or family theid turn on the lights or shout them selves. The moment you shout "is anyone there/ hello?" you're dead
Honestly, if I don't know something strange was going on, I would say 'Is anyone there?' or something of the sort, because I'd be expecting someone I know making those noises. In horror movies you know that something bad will happen, so of course you'd get annoyed. But in real life, why would you even think something like that would happen? My mind would jump to the most reasonable explanation for me which is "oh, it's probably my family", not "omg, there's a murderer at the door!"
NVG 101 well we have an attic but none of us have been in it and it's locked and the entrance is right outside my bedroom door and a few days ago I found my window and blinds open even though I left them closed. Help.
sitting here and rewatching this vid, now 19 and in university, reminiscing about how much joy your videos would bring me growing up. This one was one of my favourites, still is. You had such a positive impact on so many people. I hope you are doing well and happy wherever you are in life now ❤
people in horror movies who are completely alone and when they hear sounds they stupidly shout "hello? anyone there?" like the killer is going to shout back "yeah Im in the kitchen, want sandwitch?" lmao
dont walk into the kitchen where the killer is and say "is anyone there?" its not like the killer is going to say "yeah im in the kitchen i made you a sandwich"
Make sure you're in a 3, so I one of you are the killer one can gtfo when the other one gets killed. If you're in a 2 and the other person is the killer. You're fucked. And if you're in a 3 and the other 3 are killers. You're fucked.
@@PastyMancer If it's you and another person, just kill them. If you can. If it's you and 2 others, and there are 3 killers, you're dead. UNLESS, all of you know how to fight.
I used to always say that as well, "Why are you going toward the sound!? Idiot!" But I realized something. In real life when I hear a strange sound, I investigate it. I always assume it's something reasonable and logical, like my cats knocking something over, someone I live with doing something, or the like. If you aren't expecting there to be anything scary or unusual, then it's pretty normal to investigate any strange sounds. So in conclusion, it only seems stupid because you know it's a horror movie and something is bound to happen. But the person in the film isn't supposed to know that it's a horror film (that'd be a meta reference!) and so it's reasonable for them to check things out. (Though, if they know somethings up and they check anyway....well...)
Tip: if you have heard the sound before investigate it if you want if it is an unusual strange sound get a weapon and investigate. But if you don't have a weapon walk out the door.
I know this lady who was baby sitting some kids. She heard a strange noise come from the basement. She called the cops. AND WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW, it was a rapist wanted for multiple murder and rape cases. There's a lesson here.. DON'T CHECK THE STRANGE NOISE! -_-
Yeah, except in that old one with the zombies where they all hide in the house and the car explodes and the now zombie girl kills her parents. In that one he dies last.
step 1) Don't be the funny black guy. step 2) Don't be the happy guy with kids. step 3) Don't be the wise mentor. step 4) Don't be that cool guy. step 5) Don't be the tough person. step 6) Don't be middle aged woman getting groceries. step 7) Don't be the person who doesn't believe in the supernatural. And the most important step; step 8) Don't be the expendable extra.
Black middle-aged men (35-55 years old usually) die first. Look at Jurassic Park. And the one really nice, helpful, main characters best friend dies too.
This is hands-down in top five favorite videos ever. It is simple, well-written, and very comforting; plus, this was probably my first nigahiga video, after the Elsa rap.
When I go to brush my teeth, I always look at the mirror and see if a creepy murderer is standing right there trying to kill me. This happens especially at night.
Have you ever been in a shower and then soap burns your eyes but you struggle for dear life to keep them open because you're afraid that if you close them you're going to get murdered by satan knows what
+Hallie Bear same here!i own a flashlight and use it at my bus stop for scholl every morning, because my nightmares made me afraid of whats in it!! said what I alwas say exactly!
If you watch the video that kills you in seven days, watch it again on the 6th day over and over agin until the girl says "I'm tried of this shit, I'm moving on to the next person."
I really miss Ryan's videos and sketches! It really helped me through my high school period ! and Now that I'm 23 I still enjoy them and wish e could do more skits
1. Do not scream when you see a zombie which hasn't noticed you 2. Never look at one direction (not the boy band) for too long 3. Don't raise your deathflag 4. HIT ANYTHING THAT JUMPSCARES YOU- better safe than sorry
For the last one though, it depends on the type of person you are. If you basically respond a jumpscare with a reflex action, then you might get lucky beating the crap out of that person. If you respond a jumpscare with fright and little movement, you're basically fucked unless you got an object and beat it when you're done freaking out.
Lmao "not the boy band" the first advice is a really good one! It always pisses me off when characters just can't keep quiet and get themselves killed for it, I mean they practically just asked the monster or whatever to murder them if it hadn't noticed them and the character makes it notice them
In horror movies the people are always like "oh no, no service" but if you call 911 every cell provider in legally forced to send your call through, so you CAN call the police
TIP: Smiling while watching horror movies prevents one from getting startled during suspense scenes, since smiling sends positive endorphins to the brain, making one inevitably happy... weird, huh? Now, I almost start to chuckle when scary-ass looking faces appear out of nowhere AND flinching is no longer an issue. It comes in handy to be genius at innovative thinking... yes actually genius. I hope my tip helps some of you. But, just make sure no one else is looking at you when you smile, or else they'll think you're a twisted son of a bitch. lol
Nah, the real key to suriving a horror movie is to act like you're in an action movie. Chainsaw maniac on the loose? Grab an M60 and go out to kick ass. Hear strange noises in your house at night? Get a pair of submachineguns and run around spraying everything that moves. See a run down abandoned haunted house? ARRRRRRR PEEEEEEE GEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Unless of couse you're facing Alma, who's fucking terrifying even when your carrying around a gatling gun, a particle accelerator and a 20mm autocannon.
You forgot to say to never accept or use anything old in a house that was left behind by the previous owner. Examples would be: an old piano, a record player, an old telephone, paintings, statues, old boxes or chests, a fancy-looking drawer, suits of armor, a rusty, fancy-looking key or a locked door, and anything old and/or antique because chances are that it might be haunted
Another rule: Cars almost never start unless A: The killer/monster/ghost/whateverdafuck has their hand on the door handle. B: It literally just rolled the showroom floor or is part of some kind of product placement deal. C: It is owned by or sometimes even is the Killer.
10 years later and I'm still watching every October. This video is what created my love for horror movies. Something just clicked from this. I'm thinking of getting GTFO tattooed on my arm. Maybe an eighteenth B-day gift for myself. God I wish he still made these types of videos
In scary movie don't go alone Bring a weapon Don't call cop because they take forever to get there Don't wait for the killer to get up just kill it Don't go to friends house you will get kill Reload your gun quickly Don't worry about your pets Don't talk to strangers Don't have party Don't drink a lot or smoke a lot Don't like at the window do not investigate Don't be with the cool kids Don't go camping
+QwertyDragon You mean the character that gets tortured and haunted throughout the entire ordeal to the point of being desensitized and comes out of it with PTSD? Fuck. That. I say GTFO at the first sign of trouble.
Don't be fat Don't wear high heels Don't buy a FUCKING CHEAP ASS THING Don't buy shit off old men at garage sales Don't find some cursed shit Don't go over fences Don't be cocky Don't have sex or masturbate....just hold it off
nah the police wont get there for half an hour and you'll be dead by then. always remember folks, sure its great to have police around, but they can't prevent the crime, they only show up afterwards to solve it.
" oh no my phone died" says retarded horror movie girl. " Seriously no one charges there phone so we can call the police" says smart horror movie black guy who we want to see live but is always axed off first because of cliche.
A decade watching this EVERY Halloween! Sorry I can’t stop commenting bc I’ve done this every year for ten years and now I’m a dad! I’m now 25 years old and I have a 6 month old son and it was his first ever Halloween this year 2023! 🎃🎃🎃
DiegoTheMostDankMeme EverInTheWorld lol...when you smell your moms cooking..GTFO but no,there so time cause your dead....lol I try...I should probably ...GTFO. .
If You are afraid of the silence in the middle of the night, do these two steps: A: Turn on every speaker and subwoofer in your house, and play some Dubstep. B: Sit back, relax, and enjoy the screams of your angry neighbours. 100% effective (step 2 does not work without neighbours)
What if you were running from the murderer and all of your light were clappers and you just ran from from the killer while aggressively clapping the lights on and off.
Well.... I know how heavy a chainsaw is.. belive me the one he carries in the movie it is imposible to run with that.. and till he has started it you are already in another country 😂
CutePanda What? it is the fraking truth 😂😂😂😂 the smallest chainsaw for a forest worker is around... 8 kg if full. But the ones he has in the movie are full around 15 to 16 kg... and lets not meantion how he always uses the gas and goes down again the chainsaw should be empty after about 45 minutes plus the blood from the others before should have made it impossible for the saw to work.. you'd only need to make him stumble and he would freaking cut himself.
am i the only person the runs to there bed or up stairs when i turn of light or i run to the light i mean really am i or am i the only person who like dives though a door and shit and always feels like there being watched
its worse for me because my room has a bunk bed in it but its mostly for the space underneath for my video games and whatever esle i might need. but to get to my bed i have to dive through a tight space every night
what if i watched the video from 'the ring which is gonna kill me in 7 days', and take a copy of it and upload it on youtube on the same day; and imagine it goes trending with millions of views in single day itself....now how come she manages to kill each and everyone on the 7th day....??? (this is fascinating... could be a spoof :P i said this before on a video tho)
I personally love your parodies, skits, and movie trailer videos. Don't let the haters bring you down. Do what you want and make videos that you love and there will always be people like me that appreciate your content. :)
Previous owner: “34 people died in this house and 27 killed themselves”
Horror movie family: *moves in*
More like *white family
@@kaleidostar257 Racist much
Of course because that is the most logical thing to do.
So true
No, this is how it is.
Previous Owner: "a witch once lived in this house, killed her own kid, killed 10'000 people, and then killed herself*
A horror movie family that is always white: ah shit, time to move in.
*Blood Curtling Scream*
People in the movie: Let's check that out!
this totally wont end in my death at all :D
Shroom
THIS AINT A SCOOBY DOO EPISODE IM OUT
send your pet
Someone:*screams*
Me: NOT TODAY SATAN
@@batman-vd7qx wut
6 years later and it’s still a classic
Yes
7*
*7 years later...
Damm
7 years later :(
POV: You're watching this during quarantine reminiscing on the good ol' days.
So true
No first time seeing this
I am
@notwowow wow that's a bit far
Yup lmao 😂
Killer: you wanna die today
Me: yea kinda
Killer: *lowers gun * damn u wanna talk about it
😂😂😂nice one
*calls therapist*
Yes now i dont have to pay 100$ a hour for tharapist
Ditto
😂perfect
"Make sure you have a dumb friend"
That moment when you're the dumb friend...
That moment when you don't have friends
A small sacrifice to pay for a life
It do be like that sometimes
and that dumb friend are you yourself
4:42 "seriously it's 2013" shit i feel old
same wtf
me too
It's 2019 now
Same wtf I was 5
;~;
2013: do more vlogs
2019: do more skits
2020: do something
Facts
Yeah I wish he was more consistent 😕
@@jonah5473 He quits TH-cam
@@ianmenachery4951 he has a twitch itsryanhiga he said it on his stream
@@fainQl wait so he’s never uploading again
0:41
Ryan: “second of all”
*holds up 3 fingers*
i just realised that
Lol
Illuminati Confrimed
-I mean you tried-
😆
Also never go alone
Gamingvampireking or bring a knife....
Or dont go at all 😂
Derpy Drey
What kind of dumb ass would bring a knife to investigate a supernatural case?
Damn, just bring the whole military with you.
a e s t h e t i c smart ass
Gamingvampireking And make share you got a pair of runners at all times.
I don't understand why people always walk into the room and say:
'Hello?'
Like the killer will say something back to you like:
'Yeah hello, I'm the killer. I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?'
yes i want a sandwich
+Sam Lovatic u stole that from a meme
No mayo or mustard plz
+Eli Thompson I love you too(:
know what peace
When I get scared I always say
“You’re not important enough to get murdered”
Genius
That is so sad
gET THERAPY FOR GOD SAKE -
Thx 4 the tip
Horror movie logic:
person: what ever u do don’t go over there, u could die
Group: hey lets go over there
Limelight?
LoL
whydon'twefan and split up
Don’t forget
Hey ,I am a why dont we fan too!
Won't you?
...
My room is the attic.
Welp. I’m doomed.
oh no honey
Mine is the basement, so
MIntY fResH adios my friend
Rip
Mines my parents bedroom and THEY HAVE PAYMENT BILLS
Locals: "Don't go into that house over there, nobody who ever entered it has ever been seen again."
Teenage Protagonist: "Wow, cool, I love haunted houses. Let's go find out why they all dissapeared!"
Maximus The Dude the domino effect
Natural selection
U forgot “don’t own a piano”
Sh*t I have a piano
Lmao pianists be like, "So am I gonna die now"
@@mintsoapbar2470 make surr you are the only one playing it so it doesnt play itself 🤡
or an otamaton (jaidenanimation fans will understand)
@@reynakajino2952 I understand
“Do you know how heavy a chainsaw is?! Me neither- but it’s probably a lot heavier than not carrying anything, which is what you should be carrying! Nothing, that is.”
...
**drops knife, rifle, shotgun, sniper, pistol, $100, flashlight and phone**
**accidentally drops potato**
LOL
i will comment it too but nothing same as the things your carrying
GLaDOS or POTaTOS/POTaTOES: noooooo how are you doing? Cause I’m a potato! (The how are you doing line is an actual line from portal 2
No...
THE POTATO!!!!!!
@@Spark--- Aww awesome! Portal fan in the houuussssseeeee! Lol
nuuuu my potato
lil creepy girl:is this urs?
me:yeah it is
lil creepy girl:can i have it?
me:sure what u want sandwhich?
This is really great! What also ennoys me is when they shout: "is anyone there? / Who'se there? " if you hear sounds of a person. If it's a good person, like friends or family theid turn on the lights or shout them selves. The moment you shout "is anyone there/ hello?" you're dead
***** Hehehe. Hey Ace random comment right now but stay awesome XD
Agreed Ace.
YA, it's not like they're in the kitchen and they're gonna be like: " YA, I'm in here makin you a sandwich c: "
Annoys*
Honestly, if I don't know something strange was going on, I would say 'Is anyone there?' or something of the sort, because I'd be expecting someone I know making those noises.
In horror movies you know that something bad will happen, so of course you'd get annoyed. But in real life, why would you even think something like that would happen? My mind would jump to the most reasonable explanation for me which is "oh, it's probably my family", not "omg, there's a murderer at the door!"
This is the best tip to surviving a horror movie
Be the camera man.
You're welcome
cantin shawn yea
LOL
cantin shawn Sometimes the camera man dies
Gaara of the funk When has that happened
If you have ever heard of outlast, you know that's not gonna work (p.s if you haven't it is MESSED UP)
Happy 10th Anniversary to this video! This is a great guide to surviving a horror movie!
“I have moved into 4 houses and I didn’t even get an attic or basements.”
No killers for you.
Yay...? Maybe now that I'm not in trouble I WANT TO BE IN TROUBLE
They just gonna come in through he back door
Me: *has an attic* ah shoot
Scizor **has both** oh man...
Same I’m lucky
"Why you all sound like Regina..." Hahah a good way to laugh off the comments 😂 love it
Mean girl Regina?
Nora maria yes
Btw Ryan, you're not alone. I've never lived in a house with an Attic or Basement.
NVG 101 sams
NVG 101 well we have an attic but none of us have been in it and it's locked and the entrance is right outside my bedroom door and a few days ago I found my window and blinds open even though I left them closed. Help.
Good Luck in the Apocalypse.
Victoria Eats Children
*burn the house down*
I sleep in this room in my basement
sitting here and rewatching this vid, now 19 and in university, reminiscing about how much joy your videos would bring me growing up. This one was one of my favourites, still is. You had such a positive impact on so many people. I hope you are doing well and happy wherever you are in life now ❤
people in horror movies who are completely alone and when they hear sounds they stupidly shout "hello? anyone there?" like the killer is going to shout back "yeah Im in the kitchen, want sandwitch?" lmao
That is 100% true
Wellp that joke is 100% copied
For real they'd earn ages of time if they gtfo the moment they hear the sound.
I want a sandvich
Why are you commenting on a video that came out 5 years ago
dont walk into the kitchen where the killer is and say "is anyone there?" its not like the killer is going to say "yeah im in the kitchen i made you a sandwich"
You just made my day!
That is funny! xD
so damn true
XD Hilarious AND true.
Stolen
How to survive a horror movie:
Leave
Melanie Mars nah fam u gotta gtfo
@Alex A. More than likely isn't wearing a bullet proof vest rated for .357 or a vest in general
No gtfo lol
or you can play hakuna matata in the background
Look at the bottom of the screen to look fearless
Blair witch: don’t turn around
Every slasher movie ever: run the other way
Every zombie movie ever: DOUBLE👏🏼TAP
How to survive a horror movie
1:use your legs
Another rule is always be with somebody...
literally anybody... the more people the better and also..... *NEVER* split up!!!
Make sure you're in a 3, so I one of you are the killer one can gtfo when the other one gets killed. If you're in a 2 and the other person is the killer. You're fucked. And if you're in a 3 and the other 3 are killers. You're fucked.
@@PastyMancer If it's you and another person, just kill them. If you can. If it's you and 2 others, and there are 3 killers, you're dead. UNLESS, all of you know how to fight.
I know and I don’t know why they split up there dumb
But going together would make the killer run after all of them?
Every time I take a shower after watching a scary movie when I'm putting shampoo or conditioner I SCRUB THAT SHIT FAST.
XD SAME and love ur name btw
+Luna Thanks much appreciated
Bro same! 😂
#Grudge #iknowhowyoufeel
Ditto
“Im not afraid of the dark”
*Close the light and stand still*
“The dark is *afraid* of me”
*Suddenly starts shining*
I used to always say that as well, "Why are you going toward the sound!? Idiot!" But I realized something. In real life when I hear a strange sound, I investigate it. I always assume it's something reasonable and logical, like my cats knocking something over, someone I live with doing something, or the like. If you aren't expecting there to be anything scary or unusual, then it's pretty normal to investigate any strange sounds.
So in conclusion, it only seems stupid because you know it's a horror movie and something is bound to happen. But the person in the film isn't supposed to know that it's a horror film (that'd be a meta reference!) and so it's reasonable for them to check things out. (Though, if they know somethings up and they check anyway....well...)
When I hear strange noises, I also go to investigate it coz I get really scared and want to confirm that the sound is not what I think it is.
Tip: if you have heard the sound before investigate it if you want if it is an unusual strange sound get a weapon and investigate. But if you don't have a weapon walk out the door.
I know this lady who was baby sitting some kids. She heard a strange noise come from the basement. She called the cops. AND WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW, it was a rapist wanted for multiple murder and rape cases. There's a lesson here.. DON'T CHECK THE STRANGE NOISE! -_-
TO SPACE!!! My friend...
Just that guy that is SOUND advice my friend!
(no pun intended, but enjoyed) :)
Big, sketchy basement: *Super loud noise comes from inside and nobody's in there*
Family: *Oh yeah let's go check it out*
thats what i would do
Jack Hammond ikr cus thats smart XD
grantfrostwolf HAH YES EXACTLY :P
How To Survive A Horror Movie:
be the main character.
JoltGames this maybe racist but it's kinda true don't be black
+Lol Is My Name It's an on going joke, the black guy almost always dies first in horror movies.
ur rasist
Yeah, except in that old one with the zombies where they all hide in the house and the car explodes and the now zombie girl kills her parents. In that one he dies last.
JoltGames of
These old videos were a huge part of my teenage years
step 1) Don't be the funny black guy.
step 2) Don't be the happy guy with kids.
step 3) Don't be the wise mentor.
step 4) Don't be that cool guy.
step 5) Don't be the tough person.
step 6) Don't be middle aged woman getting groceries.
step 7) Don't be the person who doesn't believe in the supernatural.
And the most important step;
step 8) Don't be the expendable extra.
IKR
Ok, I believe you c:
Be the salty codger! I love old people.
Dont be the guy in the starting of the movie
Black middle-aged men (35-55 years old usually) die first. Look at Jurassic Park. And the one really nice, helpful, main characters best friend dies too.
"When I was growing up, I hated October."
My birthday: October 7th.
Well, I guess that's not as bad, because 7's a lucky number.
lol im boren in JUly 13th 13 is an unlucky umber fml
I was born on October 6
Emma Jemley Lol you got 7 likes
Now it's 13. An Unlucky number, is it not?
Asmaa Vohra I liked it just so it would be 14. No unlucky numbers today 😂😂
How to survive a horror movie:
Be the audience.
ThatRandomDude what if its the ring thing?
That doesn't work in the exorcist.
This is hands-down in top five favorite videos ever. It is simple, well-written, and very comforting; plus, this was probably my first nigahiga video, after the Elsa rap.
+ nostalgia factor
2:25 That sounded so real on my headphones, I almost thought someone was knocking... scared the sh!t out of me, I'm not even kidding! :(
Saaaaaame!
Ik i thought he was gonna jumpscare us
Anytime I watch it, its just beyond me. Especially as I watched it in midnight.
I like your hearthstone warrior class picture
Joseph Shin Its not hearthstone. :P Its WoW.
SAME. finally someone that hates bathrooms like me
Epic Dexter same after scary movies though
When I go to brush my teeth, I always look at the mirror and see if a creepy murderer is standing right there trying to kill me. This happens especially at night.
Yeah, me too.😁 But I'm so glad that I dnt have mirrors on my bathroom walls. Whew....
Have you ever been in a shower and then soap burns your eyes but you struggle for dear life to keep them open because you're afraid that if you close them you're going to get murdered by satan knows what
Bathrooms are just creepy in general dude
I don't know why but the girl from the ring scares me so bad! It's probably just me...
A b b y - Don't Worry. I stopped watching the ring 10 minutes in. The dead girl in the closet got me.
Mizuki 259 same
Nope, me too
I have a wale in my back yard
I am kinda scared!
Probably because her hair is in the front of her face and she's a little girl
Ryan: “Don’t own a record player, seriously it’s 2013”
Me: *Immediate back pain on realization of how old I’ve become*
me too dude 😭
“I ain’t getting no splinters” 😂😂😂😂😂💀
I'm not afraid of the dark I'm afraid of what's in the dark
Yeah that's what happens in most people's cases. Their not scared of the dark, their afraid of what might be lurking in the dark.
+Hallie Bear same here!i own a flashlight and use it at my bus stop for scholl every morning, because my nightmares made me afraid of whats in it!! said what I alwas say exactly!
+umar cook noob I am like u 12 and I even went to haunted house..... With my brother he is a ghost hunter
+GROWGANOTH STEVE noob I am 18 and went to a strip club ... with my brother he is a milf hunter
mY SONGS KNOW WHAT YOU DID IN THE DARKKKK
If you watch the video that kills you in seven days, watch it again on the 6th day over and over agin until the girl says "I'm tried of this shit, I'm moving on to the next person."
Alex Rodriguez OMG I never thought of that
*tired
?
what video
The one from the ring
I really miss Ryan's videos and sketches! It really helped me through my high school period ! and Now that I'm 23 I still enjoy them and wish e could do more skits
Best Defence against any type of Ghost is the infamous Middle-finger , Works Everytime
Taser/tickle.
That works too
Not really
Taser-tickling ghosts can ruin their jumpscares and instead of a horrifying scream, they end up laughing and having difficulties screaming.
No, have Markiplier do it for you. Works better tbh
“if the ligts are flickering GTFO”
The schools lights are flickering
HOLY I NEED TO GET OUT OF SCHOOL
Lmfao
Lmaoooo
Acorn_ c0micss2 u ok there buddy
I was in a stairwell and the lights were flickering yay no exercise for me
😂😂😂😂😂😂
1. Do not scream when you see a zombie which hasn't noticed you
2. Never look at one direction (not the boy band) for too long
3. Don't raise your deathflag
4. HIT ANYTHING THAT JUMPSCARES YOU- better safe than sorry
For the last one though, it depends on the type of person you are. If you basically respond a jumpscare with a reflex action, then you might get lucky beating the crap out of that person. If you respond a jumpscare with fright and little movement, you're basically fucked unless you got an object and beat it when you're done freaking out.
Kyoka Haru lol
I'd think both, for 2
Lmao "not the boy band" the first advice is a really good one! It always pisses me off when characters just can't keep quiet and get themselves killed for it, I mean they practically just asked the monster or whatever to murder them if it hadn't noticed them and the character makes it notice them
Wow thanks, I broke my ipad.
TH-cam is a little less fun without this guy.
never fall asleep in a creepy ass room
id prefer not to sleep in ur bathroom
Sup
Hinata Hyuga what...sorry I just woke up in black room with a bunch of spirits...oh man!!😓😓😓
but u have the byakugan ryt
Hinata Hyuga your right
when humans die in a movie: meh
when animals die: WHYYY
kitkat katn1p Yes, I hate programs where animals die! 😭😱
kitkat katn1p for me I cry when a mom is talking to there kid and then they die or a grandpa with a beard cus it reminds me of my grandpa
The humans who die usually deserve it so...
kitkat katn1p me too I don't like when animals die
Animals are innocent there inst a day in there life they have done something bad but then again they have... how about that rarely happens...? Idk
To beat the killer in horror movies
You must be the killer
Gt Forever or the guy who wants to kill but never got the chance cause they're afraid of the law.
Gt Forever So Roy Burns from Friday the 13th Who pretended to be Jason in one movie
Gt Forever no you must be one with the killer
Gt Forever yes
Gt Forever be his MOTHER
I was 8 when this came out. Honestly so glad I grew up in this era of TH-cam.
Don't hang out with clowns
true
Brandon Stull if you do you should gtfo
Brandon Stull don't hang out with violin ted
basicaly
Brandon Stull This is one of the best advice!
In horror movies the people are always like "oh no, no service" but if you call 911 every cell provider in legally forced to send your call through, so you CAN call the police
Dubba Z ha
TIP: Smiling while watching horror movies prevents one from getting startled during suspense scenes, since smiling sends positive endorphins to the brain, making one inevitably happy... weird, huh? Now, I almost start to chuckle when scary-ass looking faces appear out of nowhere AND flinching is no longer an issue. It comes in handy to be genius at innovative thinking... yes actually genius. I hope my tip helps some of you. But, just make sure no one else is looking at you when you smile, or else they'll think you're a twisted son of a bitch. lol
Or maybe I'm just psycho... I'm not 100% sure.
i think my friends already know how twisted i am
Soooo... giggle at the ghosties?
Neanderthal Jesus
pfff good job now im going to sing it wen a scary part pops up in a movie XD
I started laughing as soon as I read that comment, idk why
Ryan: I used to be the biggest chicken...
Ryan Chicken: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Do you not remember your animal sounds because chickens go "Moo"
@@TheStewGuyy Ya serious? It’s cluck cluck. L O L
@@chickenman1416 r/woooosh
@@chickenman1416 chickens go meow 🤦♂️
@@latiosthepokemonsweeper1918 no chicken go woof obviously
How to survive a horror movie.
Step 1
Stay the f*ck away from the main character.
Step 2
Thank me.
THANK YOU
But what if you're the main character :/ well. . . . f**k
Lol, Sucks to be you then XD
right?
but in all honesty, i think the best way to survive a horror movie is to carry a shovel.
👻 I like watching some horror movie but not all if them.💀
If you're in a horror movie, you make poor decisions. It's what you do.
-- GEICO
XD lol
+Shader1019 Makes sense.. since the choice of being in a horror movie seems like a poor choice.. in itself.
Heey-yoooo :P. Just kidding.
+Shader1019 Switch to Geico today for on the road assistance against horror movie villains.
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I have the same fears when I was younger.
Magical Potatoe had*
Magical Potatoe same
Same
Tbh, this helped me get over my fear of horror movies
So thank you for making this video
Nah, the real key to suriving a horror movie is to act like you're in an action movie.
Chainsaw maniac on the loose? Grab an M60 and go out to kick ass.
Hear strange noises in your house at night? Get a pair of submachineguns and run around spraying everything that moves.
See a run down abandoned haunted house? ARRRRRRR PEEEEEEE GEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Unless of couse you're facing Alma, who's fucking terrifying even when your carrying around a gatling gun, a particle accelerator and a 20mm autocannon.
Who's alma?
Nice ideas
bullshit, kyuube.
Nice ideas
You forgot to say to never accept or use anything old in a house that was left behind by the previous owner. Examples would be: an old piano, a record player, an old telephone, paintings, statues, old boxes or chests, a fancy-looking drawer, suits of armor, a rusty, fancy-looking key or a locked door, and anything old and/or antique because chances are that it might be haunted
Don't forget ouija boards. I wish I had a dollar for every horror story where all the problems are caused by a ouija board.
mysterymares Seriously though.
mysterymares theres a movie called that -_-
NekoNinjaNightmare I just saw the trailer a few minutes ago. That's what gave me that idea.
I immediately thought of the movie sinister
Another rule: Cars almost never start unless
A: The killer/monster/ghost/whateverdafuck has their hand on the door handle.
B: It literally just rolled the showroom floor or is part of some kind of product placement deal.
C: It is owned by or sometimes even is the Killer.
10 years later and I'm still watching every October. This video is what created my love for horror movies. Something just clicked from this. I'm thinking of getting GTFO tattooed on my arm. Maybe an eighteenth B-day gift for myself. God I wish he still made these types of videos
In scary movie don't go alone
Bring a weapon
Don't call cop because they take forever to get there
Don't wait for the killer to get up just kill it
Don't go to friends house you will get kill
Reload your gun quickly
Don't worry about your pets
Don't talk to strangers
Don't have party
Don't drink a lot or smoke a lot
Don't like at the window
do not investigate
Don't be with the cool kids
Don't go camping
y2hulk hulk vs kong or just leave
U r not that dog
Translation...
Be me
Stay home and whenever your friends ask you to go out just say nahhhh, I'm good...🙂
Space Cookie that works too
y2hulk hulk vs kong And also GTFO AT SIGNS
2013: No record Player
2018: No IPod
2019:no old stuff
Shadow Renegader I still have an iPod .-.
I pod exists
Step 1 to surviving a horror movie:
Be the main character.
Step 2:
That's it.....
+QwertyDragon You mean the character that gets tortured and haunted throughout the entire ordeal to the point of being desensitized and comes out of it with PTSD?
Fuck. That.
I say GTFO at the first sign of trouble.
Don't be fat
Don't wear high heels
Don't buy a FUCKING CHEAP ASS THING
Don't buy shit off old men at garage sales
Don't find some cursed shit
Don't go over fences
Don't be cocky
Don't have sex or masturbate....just hold it off
+Dan Man10 Gaming oh and also....Don't say "Ahh...I think I outran him/her" cause they are always behind that same person!
Unless the movie is based off of Divergent, if so, be the second main character.
+Ninga ella DAMN BURN
“The killer knows where you are at all times. He has wall hacks”
-Ryan Higa 2013
Me: *is home alone and hears sound*
Me: is anyone there?
Killer: I'm in the kitchen
Want some chips
Nah, I already have cookies with me, wanna some?
yams everywhere
Killer:sure bro I’ll come to you wanna watch tv?
Sure, don't forget to bring chips with you, what shall we watch, maybe horror?
Katia Popova gg
when your teacher give you homework.
G
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F
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see someone eating your food
g
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f
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when you see your crush kissing someone else
G
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F
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...
G
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F
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Shirley Guerrier
When your best friend catches you kissing her boyfriend
G
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F
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Shirley Guerrier I did that in real life in my school and my friends said 'you watch Ryan Higa?'
"Lets stick together"
Says no surviver ever
"We'll split up, you go get the flashlights, I'll go get murdered cause' of my stupidass"
Yes
Yup
M1xxyy make sure to hide under the bed
higa still makes me laugh to this day, his humour doesn’t have an expiry date.
How to survive a Horror Movie
=
Call the Police.
And the fireman
nah the police wont get there for half an hour and you'll be dead by then. always remember folks, sure its great to have police around, but they can't prevent the crime, they only show up afterwards to solve it.
I presume you live in America then.
" oh no my phone died" says retarded horror movie girl. " Seriously no one charges there phone so we can call the police" says smart horror movie black guy who we want to see live but is always axed off first because of cliche.
That is actually how it goes.
HELP MEE! Im stuck on a nigahiga-watching endless train PLSSSS
Same send help
+Antonio Pasquale Verducci press the off button
Welcome to the train dude, Youll never leave...
Haha ikr
Welcome to the club bruh
Never say "I'll be right back" because you won't be back
Wendy Edits So true
Wendy Edits true cause then the murderur be like >:) IMMA FOLLOW AND MURDER THAT DUMB PERSON!
Wendy Edits And plus, if you say that, youre probably be playing Football/Soccer.
Wendy Edits, yess
DOES NOBODY NOTICE THIS REFERENCES SCREAM?!?!?!?!?!
A decade watching this EVERY Halloween! Sorry I can’t stop commenting bc I’ve done this every year for ten years and now I’m a dad! I’m now 25 years old and I have a 6 month old son and it was his first ever Halloween this year 2023! 🎃🎃🎃
i fear no horror movie
but that thing
**points to a new horror movie**
scares me
How do I turn this fuckin thing off?
@@nupeer lol
TF2 heavy is taking over
I am heavy weapons guy, and this *pulls out reverse card* will make me live in a horror movie
When I hear a scary sound home alone.
Me: Grabs shotgun
Amen
This is so lame
An AA-12 should do the job
Desert Eagle .50cal (suppressed) and a Uzi
The killer will likely out-violin you
when you walk into school...
GTFO
Zengy lol >
Zengy 😂 lol
Zengy When you see the teacher.....
GTFO CUZ SHE UGLY
DiegoTheMostDankMeme EverInTheWorld lol...when you smell your moms cooking..GTFO but no,there so time cause your dead....lol I try...I should probably ...GTFO. .
Zengy yea XD
0:15 I was scared first but then when I noticed it was Ryan, I couldn't stop laughing 😂
LMFAO now I noticed 🤣🤣
If You are afraid of the silence in the middle of the night, do these two steps:
A: Turn on every speaker and subwoofer in your house, and play some Dubstep.
B: Sit back, relax, and enjoy the screams of your angry neighbours.
100% effective (step 2 does not work without neighbours)
You are right :/
You mean step B.
Or you can always turn on a box fan... Make noise and it doesn't disturb anyone..
What if you were running from the murderer and all of your light were clappers and you just ran from from the killer while aggressively clapping the lights on and off.
Lol
Kitty Muffin **sly face** You like tumblr dont you Squidward
That's almost exactly like one of Shane Dawson's short films called "Friends 4 Ever"!
this is the best comment ever. thank you
Kitty Muffin This comment made me laugh so hard XD
Well.... I know how heavy a chainsaw is.. belive me the one he carries in the movie it is imposible to run with that.. and till he has started it you are already in another country 😂
CutePanda What? it is the fraking truth 😂😂😂😂 the smallest chainsaw for a forest worker is around... 8 kg if full. But the ones he has in the movie are full around 15 to 16 kg... and lets not meantion how he always uses the gas and goes down again the chainsaw should be empty after about 45 minutes plus the blood from the others before should have made it impossible for the saw to work.. you'd only need to make him stumble and he would freaking cut himself.
Mimi FluffyKitten w
Silver Nightray I know right?? 😂😂 If you can run away and he can catch up... you should think about your health! 😂😂 lol
easy close your eyes and cover your ears
@The Direhunter LOL! That was such a good answer for a stupid question...
Damn, I was so young and innocent back when I used to watch these videos. Makes me miss the good ol days
4:42 "seriously it's 2013.." watching this in 2017 🙌
Ooh! Me! Me! Me!
same
meme
And now, it's 2024.
damn almost 5 years ago exactly. and ryan looks no different now than he did then
am i the only person the runs to there bed or up stairs when i turn of light or i run to the light i mean really am i or am i the only person who like dives though a door and shit and always feels like there being watched
its worse for me because my room has a bunk bed in it but its mostly for the space underneath for my video games and whatever esle i might need. but to get to my bed i have to dive through a tight space every night
Andre Howley oh god i feel bad for ya
Can you speak in english?
nahh i like to speak/type in my own thanks mate
I do that to
5:52 I've only just now realised that that's a sign on a sign.
what if i watched the video from 'the ring which is gonna kill me in 7 days', and take a copy of it and upload it on youtube on the same day; and imagine it goes trending with millions of views in single day itself....now how come she manages to kill each and everyone on the 7th day....??? (this is fascinating... could be a spoof :P i said this before on a video tho)
Rajat Prakash Music mkay
lol okay?
Rajat Prakash Music its from scary movie 3 right
I THINK you are right..... :/
Rajat Prakash Music I
How to survive a horror movie?
Be the main character AKA the killer
Misaki _ San best idea(if the wasn’t already written)
Nope, the main character is the survivor girl/boy.
Or be the final girl
Fnaf kid 18 was Hindi movi
Be the cereal killer who kills the serial killer!
How to survive a horror movie:
be the director and change the whole script
And change it back but be careful
Or carry a gun 😂
why so unoriginal
Or be the cameraman
That's the writer's job.
I personally love your parodies, skits, and movie trailer videos. Don't let the haters bring you down. Do what you want and make videos that you love and there will always be people like me that appreciate your content. :)
NEVER FLICK THE LIGHTS ON AND OFF
if there is something that only moves in the dark the WTF do u turn the lights off
+Sdfhydh8y
+Sheriff Tony ikr
Sheriff Tony
because you will burn out your light bulb.
1:12
TBH who hasn't been in that situation before 😂😂
ikr
It's true though
This only reason I haven't had that is because I haven't seen a horror movie...
Angus Meldrum I
Was not meant to post that
Don't worry ghosts will only scare you and not kill you. Because if you died and became a ghost it will be pretty awkward situation
Blue Panda
Ghost:*scary sounds*
Me:"you lonely"
Ghost:"yes"
Me:*stare*
Ghost"*stare*
TUNE IN TO ABC
TO WATCH "ME AND MY GHOST FRIEND" EVERY FRIDAY
I'm watching this ten years later 😭