Yea he is a living time machine or probably made soo many theories that few of them inevitably came true Wait he is a living time machine, that makes more sense
Ryan you forgot to add stage 7: transendance Somebody who's achieved stage 7 is the chillest person to ever have existed. They're able to adjust to their team's play style whenever it's needed
That’s what I’m on lol, it either happens when you get so good at the game that it’s just almost back to stage 1, or you’re so bad that you just legitimately don’t care anymore and do things for kicks.
You forgot -The dude without a mic -The dude that can’t throw grenades -The dude that wont stop knifing you in the beginning of the game Or dudet The mic part is annoying because if I want to communicate in a game like CSGO, I'd have to stop moving, open the chat, type, and send. It just takes too long and someone would come around the corner and kill me
You missed the two worst ones: 1) Campers (specifically spawn campers) 2) Those who think they are great and like to brag, even though their team did the work and they did nothing.
Forgot if he said this, but it's especially annoying when the number 2) you mentioned fucking KSs ALL MY FUCKING KILLS AND THEN CALLS ME A USELESS SHIT AND--- okay I'll calm down.
wow thats exactly what i said a couple days ago, and also, people dont really spare time to think about how gaming is essentially the same thing as watching tv or being on the computer but instead your controlling what you watch.
***** People think that TV and being on the computer is a waste of time as well, and going out with friend is something productive. I could say to those people your wasting your time cuz what do you gain from being with friends. But when I think about it just sitting there and controlling whats happening on a screen I wasting my time, but it's fun for me so I don't feel like I'm wasting my time. IM SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!
Not to mention, as a girl, if you make one tiny mistake, everyone's gonna say you suck cuz you're a girl. They suddenly have higher standards for how good you're supposed to be. At least in my experience.
well I agree, I only met 3 types of gamers, the first type is too nice and flirts because I am a girl, the second type is what you just described, and the third type is that will not believe you and will keep asking for evidence and when you refuse to give them them become angry and rage. For that reason I do not use microphone, and I just generally don't let them know that i am not a dude.
Here's a hint, gender is nothing. You don't need to specify your gender, so no-one need's to know/care. Also that example is just an insult, other more common one's are "gay","kid","hobo" ETC... you get the idea. It's just another things they can point out and insult you with. It's normal, not sexist. it look's like the trolls succeed AGAIN.
I sometimes go AFK because you guys also probably have heard this from your mom, "Pause the game and put away your laundry." Me: "It's an online game... I can't pause it."
Kill Eater i actually hate lag because my internet sucks so my ping fluctuates once in a competitive csgo game i started with like 70 ping and it went up to 500+ and the game was unplayable
It's funny how relevant this still is now especially Ryan also plays Valorant too xD Nothing much has changed and he pretty much covered every single one
Sean Fernandez I think this dumbass knows what whoosh means. The original comment is the joke and I did in fact use whoosh correctly. So thank you for your unneeded explanation :)
Found it, look at the far back at the wall, then look at that built stair brick rails but at the top of the bottom there’s a faint line that looks like a fishing line
@@therandomdudewhopostthings8091 guys it's a joke. In the beginning of the video, Ryan made an example of a comment that would typically be on a normal video.
Ryan, I love how you manage to come up with these ideas! It's awesome. I mean, some parts of your videos are just pure gold - like the one at the end - "I've got two words for you - gender equality" and then you stab a girl. You always tie everything you mention in your video at the end of it and you do it in such an amusing and smart way. I've been your subscriber since the early stages of your channel (since the green inflatable ball) and your videos are just getting better and better. You are just AWESOME! Much love
Here are some additional ones. *Campers:* While some campers are actually strategic/tactical players (the minority), most people just group them all together. Campers are people that will camp out in one sport ((usually dark corners/dark spots in general, out of the way areas where no one looks (ie. edge of the map)) or a vary of spots and rotate between them, if they're smart enough to know that they'll be found) and wait for unsuspecting players to walk by and kill them from behind/above/below. They will then remain there until the end of the game or until their spot does not work anymore. In the latter case, they will migrate to another dark corner and camp there. Rinse and repeat. *Tea-Baggers:* Occasionally, when playing a game with the crouching option is available with PvP (Player vs Player), the winning combatant will walk over to your dead body's head, and repeatedly press the crouch button. This is to imitate them putting their balls all over your mouth, much like when you have a tea bag in your mug. This is not as common anymore but still happens. It will mostly occur when you have angered a player and they finally defeat you. Fun fact: People have actually tea-bagged irl. Mostly on someone sleeping/unconscious, or a sexual act if they're into that sort of thing... I personally could not see how you can put such a sensitive body part near a dangerous area. ie. Fucking teeth. *The "Whaaaat?" Girl:* Typically a non-gamer girl that is somehow playing the game (ie. boyfriend/siblings/friends making them play) and for some reason, has a mic plugged in. Every time they get asked a question that they can't comprehend, they replay with "Whhaaaaaaat?" accompanied with a giggle before or after. They also will not know what the fuck they are doing. *The "I'm a fucking gamer girl and better than you" Girl:* Pretty much the after effects of a d-bag sexist jerk off that trash talked a female. The female then proceeds to trash talk back and often brings up "gamer girl" in the argument. The d-bag sexist jerk off will then proceed to get his ass handed to him (75% of the time it turns out they're both terrible at the game compared to everyone else present). The female will then proceed to bring up "gamer girl" to anyone else that points out that she's a female.
Campers: There is nothing wrong with camping. It's simply good strategy (Especially for snipers) and people typically get butt hurt because it's relatively simple and works. Tea Baggers: There's nothing wrong with Tea Bagging.. If you seriously care then you have issues.. Also one the Battlefield games had a "Dead mans trigger" so essentially Tea Bagging was potentially a deadly practice. Whhhhhaat girl: Maybe that's a Xbox live thing? I have never had this issue. Gamer Girls: Female Gamers are great.. Gamer Girls on the other hand should be shot.. Team killed even.
lol, I'm guessing you're a straight up rusher and don't play any tactical games a lot. Camping is a legit strategy if you need to defend/protect or if you're getting pushed back, etc. For the most part, it's the rusher's fault if they keep getting killed by a camper. Campers will have an advantage over you if you're running straight to them every time, which is what they want.
@@ztkyrx_3189 yeah. I hear people younger than me cussing at me like a drunk guy that cusses a lot. And I am only 15! It's not necessarily our fault, but the fault of our mentors.
Ryan, how do you even come up with these ideas? I mean, some parts of your videos are just pure gold - like the one at the end - "I've got two words for you - gender equality" and then you stab a girl. You always tie everything you mention in your video at the end of it and you do it in such an amusing and smart way. I've been your subscriber since the early stages of your channel (since the green inflatable ball) and your videos are just getting better and better. You are just AWESOME! Much love
Here's some undone ones 1. Show offs - This one is technically shown in NigaHiga's video but not really, show offs are people who say they are awesome and will criticize every mistake you make even though they make much more mistakes than you do. Kinda like an immature 7 year old who says that he's the only one that can kill this dragon and you're like "Ok then, you have fun jimmy. I'm gonna go do adult stuff now." 2. Tattle tails - They will say every thing you mention is an excuse even when it's true, I suffer from Tattle tails a lot since my computer is bad and has a lot of lag at moments. You say "Woah, lag spike" and they complain "YOUR JUST A NOOB MAKING EXCUSES!", and i spelled you're incorrectly on purpose. Most of the time, the Tattle tail is causing the problems but blames it on you saying that you're making up excuses. Enjoying a perfectly fine game, Tattle tail dies the entire game letting their lane on a MOBA be vulnerable the entire game and you loose, you say a tip or two and that he should get more practice, he complains that you are making up excuses and that he got 5 kills that game which is his new best even though everybody got 10 kills at least. 3. Tricksters - These are people who hate on anybody who makes a statement they don't agree on or is better at the game than them. Typically sided upon by people who come into a game late, these people are assholes who shit on anybody they don't like by being nice to everybody, but you. These people not only ruin the point of a co-op video game by making everybody hate you by telling them lies, but they enjoy doing it while it happens. These people are hard to catch since most people who make these lists are the people who end up siding with them. I was bored one day and got Roblox, i played this one DBZ server and it was fun, but then i met two assholes who loved to gain trust from people then shit on them. This happened to somebody before them who warned me about them, but i thought he was raging cause the assholes were actually pretty good at the game. They started to randomly kill me and say it was their fault and even go as far as getting me hated by an admin because i was "abusing them" by attacking them even though they killed me every time we grinded for xp. These guys sound like trolls but they do it differently. They get help from an innocent person to do their dirty work instead of doing it them selfs making them technically worse than a troll. And finally 4. Community Haters - They don't like the multiplayer chat, they don't like the community, but they still comment and have it activated anyways. They are the type of person who hates on anything anybody says in the chat like it's a bloody youtube comment section. You say that you need help because a jerk is on your ass in a MOBA while you are at too low a health to kill him and he will just respond with "help yourself idiot" and "if you just stopped typing you wouldn't be dying right now". They typically act as if the only thing you can do in the chat is reply to what he says. He says "Let me take this buff from the camp" and you let him, you say "I need to get the attack buff in the next camp" and he replies with "Get it yourself noob, i don't know why nobody can do anything themselfs, everybody is such a noob in this game". They think that the world revolves around what they think and only what they think. Insult them slightly and they go off on how the community is "awful" and that "nobody" is good at the game anymore. You might ask "why doesn't he play single player?" it's because he nobody to hate on. He needs to take his anger out on people or else he'd hate on the game itself. That's my list. A lot of them are similar in multiple ways, but that's because annoying people have a lot in common when it comes to video games. They all hate and fear being the worst and being noticed as the worst. They will do anything for fame and glory even if it means by being a douche bag.
If anybody reads this whole thing, you deserve a cookie. Because i wrote a essay that probably has more flaws than that squeaker's spelling on that CoD match. xD but you can still get the basis of what i mean.
I read everything. And actually I am a trickster in my own world but not the way you describe it. *The Trickster/Joker* -- They do anything out of their way to trick the enemy team and give their team an advantage. Using traps and such to confuse the enemy and support their team. The trickster can do multiple things to confuse you such as: When you are inside a base, you shoot directly where they are but as if your close, then run away. When they check outside the base to check if you are still there, you flank them near a turret so they die from the turret but not yourself. Or -- Hiding inside a tower and waiting for someone to come to you, then run away. When they enter the tower, you jump off the roof to the door again and follow them to flip them off the tower house roof and getting a quick get-away. And yeah, that's 10 year old me. Highscore: 0 kills 582 deaths. I'm proud c:
They were all Gibus noobs aswell, i remember I had a good game with sniper and some guy said 'A gibus noob cant be this good' then you get into trading and the rest is history
@@AnnoyinglyFast I don't see why all this hatred about Fortnite I never played it and play PUBG but from watching it I guess it's a good game Even if it wasn't, why hating it just leave it alone
Most of the time, when I'm on the mic, guys are like "Omg listen to this noob. 12 year old boys shouldn't be on this game. Isn't it past your bed time?" Then when I say I'm a girl, they go "omg are you serious? why aren't you in kitchen making me a sandwich?" Then they send me a friend request and tons of messages asking me if I have a kik and if I want to talk dirty. -.-
I find it annoying when some girls announce that they are a girl because most of the gamers are guys. Especially, when the girl has good stats. (Don't worry, I'm a girl too)
“Dude got any flashBangs?” “I’ll flashbang your mom” “DUDE THATS GROSS” “Your mom is gross” “I don’t even have a mom” “Oh...I’m sorry man” “Well it happens to the best of us” “Your mom is the best”
My gaming life
1: Stage 1
2: stage 6
My gaming life:
Step 1
Step 2
Step 2
Step 2
Step 2
Step 2
Step 3
End
My gaming life
Step 1:Step 6
+Will Rock Elite Gamer
1: 1
2:4
+The SarcasticKat do't cuts
same lol😂😂
higa called out simps 4 years before the meme
Yea he is a living time machine or probably made soo many theories that few of them inevitably came true
Wait he is a living time machine, that makes more sense
You people clearly have never played an online game lmao
Remarkable....
People couldn't be simps before the word was invented?
Calvin and Hobbes called out simps back in 1991
At the end I expected the "TEEHEE" part to be
"Teehee- ...or 'shee.'"
*gender equality*
Jacketry gender equaliTEEHEE
TeeShe lmao
Jacketry lol you mean shehe
*333 likes* *_takes off shades_* Mother of God.
he said "so thank you GUYS so much for watching"
no gender eqaulity
Your videos are addictive even when you posted them nearly 7 years ago lol
Yo same
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8*
@@krishhmurjani I posted that comment a year ago.
@@lucakoddsy3000 lol
i dont rage quit i tactically evacuate the game
THIS!
i dont ragequit but when i do i tactically evacuate... screaming
Yes, just like i don't camp, I tactically lock down an area :P
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The amount of teabagging I've done in my lifetime is unhealthy..
your mom would know
just subscribed to your channel!!!
Same here
I'm a parodian!!
which one do u hate the most david?
3 Things Happened Today:
1. My friend said she hated Ryan Higa.
2. The same friend got hit by a bus.
3. I lost my bus license.
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EzzyIsSuper lol
Ryan Higa >life
EzzyIsSuper things happened this morning: get on my tablet and waste my time here XDDDDDDD
Jacob Mathew so truuuueeeeee
EzzyIsSuper haha
nigahiga's videos aged so well... pretty good rewatching them over the years
Ikr I miss him tho g
I like how the girl at the end doesn't even give a crap that her teammate is dead and was just casually talking to Ryan
I mean like seriously xD
What
They never actually said that that was her teamate
Stevie Limon Eh so what?
but its meant 2 be in a video game so y would she care
"Your mom is the best" that killed me
Vietnamese RiceFarmer ‘ E
Nah nah, Your’e*
SwayDragon - true true
Nah you’re
And your mom
4:36 he created the tik tok hype
Shit
Li
3:01 sean actually found that funny. he smiled at the end.
No he found the way Greg laughed funny
He went on a killing spree at the end and imagine how many score streaks he probably got
Tyler Mackie lol I prob camped for dat nuke
The streak 5. 7 If you count the last 2
Tyler Mac
Dragos Alin why do you know that?
TEAM KILL!!!
2:23
We did it boys, sexism is no more
All hail holy the holy master cat of the land
Or girl
@Silvia Bacarodon't be that guy
or girl
Then y did u say “we did it -boys-“
@@a.t7427 it a frickin meme you uneducated rock
Back then: The desperate guy
Nowadays: The hard simpin guy
Fun Fact: The word simp was invented in 1947 it meant dull and boring person
@@som-ingideos942 I just googled it.
Simp came from simpleton meaning dumb but it lost its meaning. It just kinda appeared.
What’s your source?
@@_-LL-_ *the google*
@@som-ingideos942 I had my own theory that it came from the Spanish word “simpatico” which is nice in English, as in a nice guy
Simp is being misused soooooo much now.
Ryan you forgot to add
stage 7: transendance
Somebody who's achieved stage 7 is the chillest person to ever have existed. They're able to adjust to their team's play style whenever it's needed
That’s what I’m on lol, it either happens when you get so good at the game that it’s just almost back to stage 1, or you’re so bad that you just legitimately don’t care anymore and do things for kicks.
Or the smurf
You fucking ascend when you have the right music on too
“It happens to the best of us.”
“Your mom’s the best.” 😂
That wasnt a roast
At least I have a mom edit:(jk)
Your Dad is too! Remember Gender Equality!
That jokes suck like your mom
YOUR MOM WASN'T A ROAST!!!
You forgot
-The dude without a mic
-The dude that can’t throw grenades
-The dude that wont stop knifing you in the beginning of the game
Or dudet
The mic part is annoying because if I want to communicate in a game like CSGO, I'd have to stop moving, open the chat, type, and send. It just takes too long and someone would come around the corner and kill me
I don't have a mic but dang dude I didn't know it was annoying
If people without mics are annoying about 50% of pc and 90% of console players are annoying
Finnegan Sutka its annoying when you cant communicate with them properly. Its kind of important for games like csgo
Jas Singh I don’t want to hear a 10 year old screaming into the mic, I rather have their asses quiet.
Gender equality
The desperate guys are now known as “SIMPS”
came here for this
Same lmao
Same lol
MVP SIIIIIIIIIMP
thanks to pewdie hahaha
The "bossy guy" is the Best teamate I could Ever ask for. Shot calling is rly important. I... I promise im not a nerd
I can't tell if this is a joke
There's a difference between being a shot caller/leader and being bossy though.
Where it goes wrong usually is when the "bossy guy" doesnt rly know what hes talking about/whats Best for everyone to do from everyone's perspective
The bossy guy is always a dick
Shot callers are nice
@@jmdagoon its not. Shot callers/igl’s are important
2:59 sean started laughing lmao
when he said I don't have a mom tho lfmao
I already saw it
(I'm not a Hater)🤣
Noooooob??
Same
Ye I saw dat
I hate whenever someone wins, Thats the only time they say "gg."
Samson Zhu I used to say gg when I lost, then they would tell me to get good.
Samson Zhu afk
MonsterLord Games same fortunately I don't care what they say regardless
I just say gg whenever, otherwise I feel bad....
i used to say gg everytime but people thought it's sarcasm
5:46
2014: the desperate guy
2020: *SIMP*
@N Lol, why
@2SR But they are men of culture
These guys are so annoyin tbh. wont focus on the game and focuses on gettin her number
The name got over-SIMP-lified.... hah... get it?
so true
Gonna be honest I used to be a unfortunately a “excuses guy” and it’s sad
Ay at least you can say you used to be
P op some of them were good excuses like the drunk, bad team, and lag. Not excusable every time but sometimes
@@scoobsshrooms109 I mean, if your squad knows you got shit wifi they should accept the lag excuse all the time.
Still am and i feel no shame cause i on average have 10 frames and 600 ping
Same
Yeah... Videogames can be a real handful we agree
Yep dem multiple uploads a day
I agree
Oh shit I'm subscribed to you lol
dam u are the best troll hahahah >3
videogames s
3:01 who else saw sean smile? XD
I did
Kevin Dong lol
Meeeeeeeee
I did
+Fatema A agreed 100% 💫♡ 💫
3:01 alright I saw Sean smile...
I’m sure you’d smile too, if you heard Greg laugh like that
You know what you are?
a nOoB CALLER!!
Yeah but your mom
@@brenyatta exactly
Noob
3:50 you-ese
That is fucking genius dude, laughed my hearth out. lol
what does that mean?
@@0ijrc "ese" is spanish word for a friend, like "buddy" "homie" "bro" and etc.
You missed the two worst ones:
1) Campers (specifically spawn campers)
2) Those who think they are great and like to brag, even though their team did the work and they did nothing.
Number 2 is so, so true.
Forgot if he said this, but it's especially annoying when the number 2) you mentioned fucking KSs ALL MY FUCKING KILLS AND THEN CALLS ME A USELESS SHIT AND---
okay I'll calm down.
I don't mind campers. But I agree with the second point.
Type 2) people be like "soooo easy"
The people that say they don't mind the #1 probably do it lmao
And those little 9 year olds who say "my friend is gonna hack ur account"
Man I always get a good laugh from them xD
haha i can relate
I'm nine.
I have a nine year-old friend who actually knows how to hack, mod, ect.
Though I do find it funny when he threatens someone.
Haha... Agreed
NetherBow
Mhmkay.
5:25 Ninja fits this category so nicely, that it was made for him.
Udonna Uchegbu im ur sixty ninth liker
@@johnxina427 excellent
Udonna Uchegbu I’m his 70th like
*stream... sniping*
160th like
2:58 we see Sean smiling when he's supposed to be frustrated
Noob caller
That laugh was pretty funny though
Before: go through stages within a week. Quarantine: go through stages within a day.
Haha so true lmao
No for me it it is 30 mins
lol true
*only a day*
@yaboi dudeyboi *I DID IT WITHIN A FEW SECONDS*
2:59-sean seriously trying to control his laughter
Lol never realize that
Who’s here 10 years later rewatching
me
Your Mom
Your dad
Me
You know how people think gaming is a waste of time, but is it really wasting time if you enjoy it??
***** same
ManDillaKilla Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Sir, you I must hear more from you. The rest of the world requires your speech!
wow thats exactly what i said a couple days ago, and also, people dont really spare time to think about how gaming is essentially the same thing as watching tv or being on the computer but instead your controlling what you watch.
Marion TheEightBitPlayer Fabian Don't get too excited im not Gandhi
***** People think that TV and being on the computer is a waste of time as well, and going out with friend is something productive. I could say to those people your wasting your time cuz what do you gain from being with friends. But when I think about it just sitting there and controlling whats happening on a screen I wasting my time, but it's fun for me so I don't feel like I'm wasting my time.
IM SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!
He forgot the stage 7 "I'm bored of this game" and u delete that game and start the stages again with other one.
Stage 8. A few months later u install the game again and repeat the steps.
I start a new game but I still keep the other game for library
True dat
Hi
Wwwww what suit
It's funny how he knows he has to be careful to people misinterpreting him for being sexist but he just jokes his way around it
its honestly not even funny lmao people so are so freakin sensitive
Mind you this was way before cancel culture came around. If he posted this today, so many people would've tried to cancel him on Twitter
@play gray And twitter ppl aren't even relevant so there's nothing to be scared of lol say whatever u wanna say. Fuck cancel culture
@@chadgugu6535 he’d get doxxed
@@clover2110 cancel cancel culture?
When he yelled “THE BEST OF US😡” my fucking ice tea went out my nose and that never happened before😭lmaooo i hate my self
Not to mention, as a girl, if you make one tiny mistake, everyone's gonna say you suck cuz you're a girl. They suddenly have higher standards for how good you're supposed to be. At least in my experience.
naw
well I agree, I only met 3 types of gamers, the first type is too nice and flirts because I am a girl, the second type is what you just described, and the third type is that will not believe you and will keep asking for evidence and when you refuse to give them them become angry and rage. For that reason I do not use microphone, and I just generally don't let them know that i am not a dude.
Zsedwklin Tallen Yeah, as counter-stereotypical it sounds, letting them know you're a girl actually often causes too much drama.
Yeah thats why I never tell anyone that im a girl. But I just need to say that you can actually meet guys that dont care that your a girl or not.
Here's a hint, gender is nothing.
You don't need to specify your gender, so no-one need's to know/care.
Also that example is just an insult, other more common one's are "gay","kid","hobo" ETC... you get the idea. It's just another things they can point out and insult you with. It's normal, not sexist. it look's like the trolls succeed AGAIN.
"I won't be hesitate to drop kick a woman bcuz I support gender equality"
-some dude (20xx)
Kazuma?
@@VyriC Yup
That just sounds like equal rights equal fights with extra steps
Kazuma is a true fighter for gender equality.
No one like this it's at 69
For a game I’ve been playing for two years I’m still on stage 1.
Thefatagentkid 123 same I have a few games but trove I have never raged and I am at Uber 10
Let me guess Rainbow six siege?
No far cry 5
@@thefatagentkid3907 hmm i haven't played that game
Lol I finished farcry 5 in 9 months
I think my brother is almost every type of gamer you just described.
I sometimes go AFK because you guys also probably have heard this from your mom, "Pause the game and put away your laundry."
Me: "It's an online game... I can't pause it."
Lol me and my friend got team killed so I started blasting baby Shark earape in the mic on rainbow it was so fun lmao
Yep
No just leave the game
BWkingsnake 134 only problem is that I then get banned for 15 minutes
No that’s a good point
I'm stage 7
You lose and smash any thing in sight
So many controllers smashed
Toxicpig 04 FIFA is controller enemy number one
FIFA?😂
Toxicpig 04 I am on stage 47 where you can perform a Kamehameha
Like like, that one kid that keeps swearing in Russian languange and breaking his keyboard? Yeah i know.
Toxicpig 04 WOW 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
there was actually a guy who reported me on dota 2 because i went mid when he told me to go left
Lmao i play league not dota but i get your point lmao
+Cheif Boom me too league for life homie
+LloydtheLlama47 It was me
what hero was i then?
+LloydtheLlama47 Thats a mix of butthurt and annoying
2:14 how you have to act in 2020 to not get canceled
GENDER EQUALITY😁👍
E
Oh 2014 Ryan
You have no idea what's coming
Edit: thanks for all the likes!
Waffle Boy159 u survived too🤕
Huh
Waffle Boy159 I
Waffle Boy159 what do u mean?
I️ wish I️ could like this comment 10 times
my brother is 50% excuses guy and 50% ragequitter
Lucaduke and you're 100% annoying!
how is he annoying...?
Lucaduke That's pretty much the worst gamer ever for me 😭
Kill Eater i actually hate lag because my internet sucks so my ping fluctuates once in a competitive csgo game i started with like 70 ping and it went up to 500+ and the game was unplayable
Lucaduke my excuse is that I'm bad/noob
stage 7 stealing your mom's credit card to buy in game things
The Weirdo stage 8 stealing your dad's credit card to buy stuff in game.
Stage 69-
Selling your body for in game stuff
thats me boy
Facts
True...
It's funny how relevant this still is now especially Ryan also plays Valorant too xD Nothing much has changed and he pretty much covered every single one
"Its Like a Drug To Me"
...if anyone here remembers that video
Greeny Greenson how to be an actor Robert Pattinson scenes
Greeny Greenson it's from how to sing like your favorite singers or actors I forget
*MORE PAINFUL*
TendoFan it’s been three years but this is funny
*_youre like my own personal brand of hErOiNe_*
3 years later "GET OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!"
Definition of call of duty:
Annoying gamers;
Noob players;
Squeakers;
Shitty game
Agreed.
You couldn't have said it better my friend... and that's why I play Battlefield
Drew Veenstra Battlefield FTW.
Fuzzy BF
YEAH!
Sing Phengsy aww, someone a little butthurt?
Ryan is such a good writer,
He should write films/TV series
6:36 Can't see a fishing line
Exactly
That reference is from one of ryans past vids. I think it was Dear Ryan Can you have an evil twin.
WeebLuver whoosh
PapiSmallLegs ..Bruh know the meaning of woosh you dumbass. The comment wasnt even a joke. Weebluver just wanted to tell him what he was confused at
Sean Fernandez I think this dumbass knows what whoosh means. The original comment is the joke and I did in fact use whoosh correctly. So thank you for your unneeded explanation :)
6:36 You can clearly see the fishing line
@AnujMobile Gaming 2.0 watch the beginning of the video
where the heck is the fishing rod
Found it, look at the far back at the wall, then look at that built stair brick rails but at the top of the bottom there’s a faint line that looks like a fishing line
Oh i see
@@therandomdudewhopostthings8091 guys it's a joke. In the beginning of the video, Ryan made an example of a comment that would typically be on a normal video.
Ryan, I love how you manage to come up with these ideas! It's awesome. I mean, some parts of your videos are just pure gold - like the one at the end - "I've got two words for you - gender equality" and then you stab a girl. You always tie everything you mention in your video at the end of it and you do it in such an amusing and smart way. I've been your subscriber since the early stages of your channel (since the green inflatable ball) and your videos are just getting better and better. You are just AWESOME! Much love
You've said it all :')
Harry O'Connoll He's a talented guy
I've been watching since his how to be a ninja video and have yet to be disappointed
He should be a stand up comedian in real life. He's so good.
Vidal Balkaran Well...TH-cam is technically "real life."
for me, there is a seventh state:
I give up on trying to be the best and start to just have fun and shittalk and stuff
Here are some additional ones.
*Campers:* While some campers are actually strategic/tactical players (the minority), most people just group them all together. Campers are people that will camp out in one sport ((usually dark corners/dark spots in general, out of the way areas where no one looks (ie. edge of the map)) or a vary of spots and rotate between them, if they're smart enough to know that they'll be found) and wait for unsuspecting players to walk by and kill them from behind/above/below. They will then remain there until the end of the game or until their spot does not work anymore. In the latter case, they will migrate to another dark corner and camp there. Rinse and repeat.
*Tea-Baggers:* Occasionally, when playing a game with the crouching option is available with PvP (Player vs Player), the winning combatant will walk over to your dead body's head, and repeatedly press the crouch button. This is to imitate them putting their balls all over your mouth, much like when you have a tea bag in your mug. This is not as common anymore but still happens. It will mostly occur when you have angered a player and they finally defeat you. Fun fact: People have actually tea-bagged irl. Mostly on someone sleeping/unconscious, or a sexual act if they're into that sort of thing... I personally could not see how you can put such a sensitive body part near a dangerous area. ie. Fucking teeth.
*The "Whaaaat?" Girl:* Typically a non-gamer girl that is somehow playing the game (ie. boyfriend/siblings/friends making them play) and for some reason, has a mic plugged in. Every time they get asked a question that they can't comprehend, they replay with "Whhaaaaaaat?" accompanied with a giggle before or after. They also will not know what the fuck they are doing.
*The "I'm a fucking gamer girl and better than you" Girl:* Pretty much the after effects of a d-bag sexist jerk off that trash talked a female. The female then proceeds to trash talk back and often brings up "gamer girl" in the argument. The d-bag sexist jerk off will then proceed to get his ass handed to him (75% of the time it turns out they're both terrible at the game compared to everyone else present). The female will then proceed to bring up "gamer girl" to anyone else that points out that she's a female.
you sound pissed
lol do I? I just have a potty mouth if that explains all the curse words.
Campers: There is nothing wrong with camping. It's simply good strategy (Especially for snipers) and people typically get butt hurt because it's relatively simple and works.
Tea Baggers: There's nothing wrong with Tea Bagging.. If you seriously care then you have issues.. Also one the Battlefield games had a "Dead mans trigger" so essentially Tea Bagging was potentially a deadly practice.
Whhhhhaat girl: Maybe that's a Xbox live thing? I have never had this issue.
Gamer Girls: Female Gamers are great.. Gamer Girls on the other hand should be shot.. Team killed even.
>campers: not all of them are bad, cause hey, when in battle, never go into a fairfight, you must good at clutch or sneak it from behind/above
lol, I'm guessing you're a straight up rusher and don't play any tactical games a lot. Camping is a legit strategy if you need to defend/protect or if you're getting pushed back, etc. For the most part, it's the rusher's fault if they keep getting killed by a camper. Campers will have an advantage over you if you're running straight to them every time, which is what they want.
When you experience EVERY one of these people in one CS match...
4 years later
Bruh my first march i just hear an 8 year old cussing with a 20 yo
@@ztkyrx_3189 yeah. I hear people younger than me cussing at me like a drunk guy that cusses a lot. And I am only 15! It's not necessarily our fault, but the fault of our mentors.
...Noice
One cs match? Try SEA server
I hate noob callers. I'm new in a game, calling me out on it isn't going to change that 😒
yeah,only thing gonna help you is a nice dude who is like level 1000 to help you get alot of xp,currency etc.
You suck
okay "the gaming beast" 😒 you sound like a child
And also give you some tips on the game
how can you have high expectations for someone who just started the damn game?!
Time has brought us together once again. I was 12 when i first watched this. This feels nice.
Ryan, how do you even come up with these ideas? I mean, some parts of your videos are just pure gold - like the one at the end - "I've got two words for you - gender equality" and then you stab a girl. You always tie everything you mention in your video at the end of it and you do it in such an amusing and smart way. I've been your subscriber since the early stages of your channel (since the green inflatable ball) and your videos are just getting better and better. You are just AWESOME! Much love
Dude that last part was golden!
All gold I just don't know how he does it
I have 1 word for you, ADHD
Asians.
best comment ever!
Stage seven:when you think your good but die alot and blame it on hackers or teammates
you're* (insert Lenny face here)
thats so me!!😂😂😂✋
+Yong Xian Goh Go fuck yourself
BlurpleBOY 530 calm the fuck down it was just a joke
What I don't understand
hahaha this is too funny :D ...and true °_°
holy shit shaclone
epickei Woah
***** hmm?
I knew a Lol tuber would comment :D shaclone
lol I literally just watched your 1000 ap vs Ahri mid game
And he has relapsed now haha.
Here's some undone ones
1. Show offs - This one is technically shown in NigaHiga's video but not really, show offs are people who say they are awesome and will criticize every mistake you make even though they make much more mistakes than you do. Kinda like an immature 7 year old who says that he's the only one that can kill this dragon and you're like "Ok then, you have fun jimmy. I'm gonna go do adult stuff now."
2. Tattle tails - They will say every thing you mention is an excuse even when it's true, I suffer from Tattle tails a lot since my computer is bad and has a lot of lag at moments. You say "Woah, lag spike" and they complain "YOUR JUST A NOOB MAKING EXCUSES!", and i spelled you're incorrectly on purpose. Most of the time, the Tattle tail is causing the problems but blames it on you saying that you're making up excuses. Enjoying a perfectly fine game, Tattle tail dies the entire game letting their lane on a MOBA be vulnerable the entire game and you loose, you say a tip or two and that he should get more practice, he complains that you are making up excuses and that he got 5 kills that game which is his new best even though everybody got 10 kills at least.
3. Tricksters - These are people who hate on anybody who makes a statement they don't agree on or is better at the game than them. Typically sided upon by people who come into a game late, these people are assholes who shit on anybody they don't like by being nice to everybody, but you. These people not only ruin the point of a co-op video game by making everybody hate you by telling them lies, but they enjoy doing it while it happens. These people are hard to catch since most people who make these lists are the people who end up siding with them. I was bored one day and got Roblox, i played this one DBZ server and it was fun, but then i met two assholes who loved to gain trust from people then shit on them. This happened to somebody before them who warned me about them, but i thought he was raging cause the assholes were actually pretty good at the game. They started to randomly kill me and say it was their fault and even go as far as getting me hated by an admin because i was "abusing them" by attacking them even though they killed me every time we grinded for xp. These guys sound like trolls but they do it differently. They get help from an innocent person to do their dirty work instead of doing it them selfs making them technically worse than a troll.
And finally
4. Community Haters - They don't like the multiplayer chat, they don't like the community, but they still comment and have it activated anyways. They are the type of person who hates on anything anybody says in the chat like it's a bloody youtube comment section. You say that you need help because a jerk is on your ass in a MOBA while you are at too low a health to kill him and he will just respond with "help yourself idiot" and "if you just stopped typing you wouldn't be dying right now". They typically act as if the only thing you can do in the chat is reply to what he says. He says "Let me take this buff from the camp" and you let him, you say "I need to get the attack buff in the next camp" and he replies with "Get it yourself noob, i don't know why nobody can do anything themselfs, everybody is such a noob in this game". They think that the world revolves around what they think and only what they think. Insult them slightly and they go off on how the community is "awful" and that "nobody" is good at the game anymore. You might ask "why doesn't he play single player?" it's because he nobody to hate on. He needs to take his anger out on people or else he'd hate on the game itself.
That's my list. A lot of them are similar in multiple ways, but that's because annoying people have a lot in common when it comes to video games. They all hate and fear being the worst and being noticed as the worst. They will do anything for fame and glory even if it means by being a douche bag.
If anybody reads this whole thing, you deserve a cookie. Because i wrote a essay that probably has more flaws than that squeaker's spelling on that CoD match. xD but you can still get the basis of what i mean.
I read everything.
And actually I am a trickster in my own world but not the way you describe it.
*The Trickster/Joker* -- They do anything out of their way to trick the enemy team and give their
team an advantage. Using traps and such to confuse the enemy and support their team.
The trickster can do multiple things to confuse you such as:
When you are inside a base, you shoot directly where they are but as if your close, then run away.
When they check outside the base to check if you are still there, you flank them near a turret so they
die from the turret but not yourself.
Or -- Hiding inside a tower and waiting for someone to come to you, then run away.
When they enter the tower, you jump off the roof to the door again and follow them
to flip them off the tower house roof and getting a quick get-away.
And yeah, that's 10 year old me.
Highscore:
0 kills
582 deaths.
I'm proud c:
Xavier Vega That's a duper or a baiter, he baits somebody to dupe them later. Trickster works also but i think a duper is a better name overall.
This would be more fun to read, if only I could read this on computer to read the whole thing...because I'm on mobile ok?!
7:39 I am from the year 2029, and I get that reference.
It was a great movie by director Ryan Higa
Oops, sorry. Spoiler alert
Yes you're totally from the year 2029. U posted this on march 3. (Lol i know its a joke)
U TRAVEL BACK IN TIME?
Talking to himself
@@rez1889 Obviously
ReZ /woooosh
The only stage for me is, “I’m trash at this maybe I should buy another and see if I’m good at that.”
Okay, not that bad, but kinda similar.
Commander Vander I'm stage 6 xD
M
Commander Vander Same
In war thunder, I can imagine the starter boi's most annoying person: The seal clubber, AKA the guy that uses the F4U-1
if u play dark souls u go through those stages in 4 hours
oh hey tank,looking forward to going to the house in dlc 4
+Jack Rushton yeah its pretty nice, outside at least
Also, stage 7. Loading the disc into a rocket launcher.
I hate that game
Witch means I suck at it
Oh my god. So. True.
"I make these videos off of things that inspire me"
He made a video off the illuminati
😑 really?
@@bambswilliams5412 yeah😑
@@bambswilliams5412 proving the illuminati is real
And Trump 😅
The people in TF2 who judge people on hats.
Pootis Power That seems hilarious.
They were all Gibus noobs aswell, i remember I had a good game with sniper and some guy said 'A gibus noob cant be this good' then you get into trading and the rest is history
MineNubProductions I'm a "Gibus noob" and I'm one of the top snipers in my server. You don't need to waste money on hats to be good. ;P
No hat=no skill. UNUSUAL MASTER RACE
Pootis Power tf2 aka Hat Simulator
the nigahiga era was so good
once i get into a game i play it for months, i just cant stop myself.
great video ryan i can always count on you for a laugh! :)
carmie HEY
Great videos man!
Caramel, do you play league of legends? :)
ily carmie
touchdalight Ive got the same and I just recently have been improving at not playing the whole time
Omg that ending killed me xD!
omg its jay
JJJAAAYYY
OMG Jayyyyyyyyyyyyy
+Ali Anees Al-Lawati wow he got friends to fake fans
JAYBULL! Bull 4 life
When he changed clothes he looked a bit like zach king
hm
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So we’re just back here reliving elementary school memories?
You forgot
“The guy who invites you to play Fortnite when ur playing another game
henryk martinez bruh this vid is so old fortnite wasn’t even out
Josh WIN
Ik but I’m just saying that the new generation is f*cked up
@@boxv6984 Or that one guy who think that Fortnite is the best game ever and calls actually good game trash.
@@AnnoyinglyFast
I don't see why all this hatred about Fortnite
I never played it and play PUBG but from watching it I guess it's a good game
Even if it wasn't, why hating it just leave it alone
henryk martinez that is so true though
I'm lucky cuz I sound like a guy over mic so no one even knows I'm a girl. Equality
Lol
I'm with you
+Bailey Husty Hey, girl; I've got two words for you
+kooskotopia ???
+kooskotopia 'LET'S F🍄CK' is what you were going to say?
You forgot stage 7: where you realize it’s just a game, and have fun with it.
The phrase it’s just a game is such a weak mindset
@account 112 chill Ninja
Games are meant to make you have fun playing them.
It's never just a game. It's prep for world war three. Yes even animal crossing
6 years too late buddy
Learned how to act on cod at 12 years old based on this video. The afk and mic dj are menaces
and there's that one guy that fits all of these descriptions...
***** Arnold
***** Arnold
david, its u -_-...how come i never saw this on g+? oh well...i wasnt on 4 a month so maybe thats what happened
Most of the time, when I'm on the mic, guys are like "Omg listen to this noob. 12 year old boys shouldn't be on this game. Isn't it past your bed time?"
Then when I say I'm a girl, they go "omg are you serious? why aren't you in kitchen making me a sandwich?"
Then they send me a friend request and tons of messages asking me if I have a kik and if I want to talk dirty. -.-
THAT'S DISGUSTING😱😱
Well, you certainly got the short end of the straw with guy gamers
+Brittany Cherry well. at least u get friend requests.
+Bram van der Vaart Ha! What game do you play?
I'm a guy, but I know what you mean.
stage 1-6 explains my life
Gracie Loves Stuff me too
Life
IS NOT A GAME
2014 Ryan: I'm not into gaming anymore
2022 Ryan: **becomes a pro valorant player**
You forgot squeakers and the girls that beg for attention
Squeakers shouldn't be problems. Basically saying black people can't do stuff white people can.
Ayers Evaxier not really.
Ayers Evaxier in no way does that connect to what I'm saying
Yeah no ones name is ImAMan253. Although it's o kay if your avatar is a girl beacause that's o kay.
Zane Endicott Nah, squeakers are funny as hell.
Why do I have to be stage 6...
Jordan Pang I'm on stage 8 where I think real life is just a game, shit this is a game
You're not alone
Jason young who, me or the other guy?
Jordan but sometimes I'll geek out about a video game that I know a lot of or I am good at
Jordan Pang I will join you. Wait. I already have...
My favorite moment:
"Hi."
"Hey."
"I got two words for you."
"What?"
"Gender equality."
*proceeds to stab*
Sanduni M he stabbed the boy so he has to stab the girl
Sanduni M No it's Hey then Hi
Just got it on my recommended again, hope you see this Ryan. I hope you’re doing well. Thanks for all the laughs through out the years.
I'm 100% a rage quitter which is the main reason I play games alone.. The other reason being I don't have any friends ... 😂
Billy bob lol look you are in the video, you are from the "The Desperate Guy par"t lol
Noob get rekt m8 360no scpe n0ob
I rage quit because our team never win haha
I'll have you know I have 3 different accounts each with over 9k subscribers.
Its not a big deal though.
^^^^^nice to know...
U forgot Stage 7: WHAT THE F$!? R U DOING I JUST HAD A 26 KILL STREAK THEN U STOP DEFENDING ME
Stage 8; "BRO!! I HAD A 4,308,666 KILL STREAK AND YOU FRIENDLY FIRE ME!!!! *breaks computer*
I find it annoying when some girls announce that they are a girl because most of the gamers are guys. Especially, when the girl has good stats. (Don't worry, I'm a girl too)
Funniest G Like MAGOTI for announcing that you're a girl
DANG IT! I'm hypocritical .-. Sorry, I said that I'm a girl so people wouldn't think I'm a boy complaining about a girl
S. Mine Ponte she's just stating that so people boys wouldn't call her sexist
Funniest G Like ??? Why is that annoying?
Funniest G Like it's all gucci
It's actually crazy just how accurate this is even 8 years later
Its funny how ksi and logan paul are arguing whos more relevent but ryan has more subs
Akemi Arnes yeah, and Ryan doesn't start "beef"
Akemi Arnes cnjfjf
Akemi Arnes lol
omg i never noticed but so true!
Please dont bring those people up in Ryan's videos
I'm a geek, and people keep telling me to get a life.
Then I thought... I don't need to get a life, I'm a gamer so I have lots of lives :D
***** laught?
No, just no.
lololololololololololololololololololol
Your are a boss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:p
*****
Joke is about 10 years old. So you're a NOOOB!
“Dude got any flashBangs?”
“I’ll flashbang your mom”
“DUDE THATS GROSS”
“Your mom is gross”
“I don’t even have a mom”
“Oh...I’m sorry man”
“Well it happens to the best of us”
“Your mom is the best”
Thanks, totally didn’t watch the video.
Cringe...
RedFang - Gamings And Compilations so is your channel
FYI This Is Not My Account
RedFang - Gamings And Compilations so whose is it
mago is now a kpop song by gfriend and it smacks, cmon ryan 1:46
It has been 4 years and I still hear the phrase “That’s what she said”
or he
Michael BA77 or bisexual
Mlg MtnDew ehhhhhhhhh no.
That wut she said