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- What action movies show us vs. what would REALLY happen in those action scenarios!
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I miss this era of TH-cam. When it used to be quality content just for fun
Now its just the quality of titties and the 'V'..
Here's a secret. Any medium that sees an increase in use goes like this. U want to hear another secret? Content like this is still being made today, it just takes a small amount of effort to find.
There is great content now too, you just have to look a little. Hell, some of the biggest youtubers now like pewdiepie and jacksepticeye still have fun, entertaining and wholesome content.
Even quality content for money, as long as it’s quality
There is still some good content, it's just more scarce
The flex is that he's able to do the expectation version
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hahaha
@@misusoup3358 you mean teehee
It’s really not that hard to do basic stuff like that
Dan A what about the gun kick?
Ryan: how do we show who’s the bad guy?
Greg: personality
Sean: Looks?
Ryan: I have a better idea... SUNGLASSES!
And an eye patch
Sean* get it right
I read it as sung lasses
@@Roselex They edited the comment
His neighbors are probably like Is that Ryan wick
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Course it is 😂
I demand a full movie for this.
The Trolldier I agree
I agree
The Trolldier simple. Ryan Higa is training to become a teehee agent, learning weapon, demolition and personal defence skills in the process. He is soon sent on his first mission again a Company operative with valuable intelligence. Unfourtunately, despite behaving and acting well in the mission, the operative barely manages to escape. Ryan receives no punishment, but the Company is alerted to his talent. After dropping the operative off at a Chase house, the getaway driver is sent back after Ryan, who flees the area on foot, managing to avoid the unarmed driver. Realising the threat of having an agent as skilled as Ryan alive, threatening their future plans, the Company send a local gang after Ryan, including Ryan's old sparring partner, a traitor. Using the skills he had previously learnt. Ryan dispatches them. Becoming more and more desperate, the Company sends an assassin after Ryan's mentor. After killing the mentor, they take over the TeeHee base. Ryan is sent in to retake it, and stays cool even after learning his girlfriend is a captive. As the girlfriend escapes, she encounters the mentor, her father. He dies before he can pass a message onto her. A seperate TeeHee team based out of a nearby safe house infiltrate the base to disarm multiple bombs and alarms supplied by the Company's chief sponser, Apple. The two are collectively known as he illuminati, based in Israel and working toward the destruction of the intelligence agency TeeHee. Ryan, meanwhile, fights the evil boss, Will O'Sean, in the basement. Ryan's old boss. After being defeated, Ryan cqpitilises on a moment of distraction, crawling toward a weapon. As Will turns to face Ryan, Ryan fires the final bullet in his weapon, the others having been used to dispatch his girlfriend's kidnappers. Receiving word that the bomb is disposed, Ryan takes a moment to regard the man he'd always respected, his boss. Credits roll, and in the after credits a sprite can in the fridge is shown slowly expanding.
howsat
Stanley Chen how did you have the time to write that
Lisa Hinkson I wrote another comment that was longer. Intended to copy it but it was lost in the comment graveyard of being too old, and so I just made a new one trying to add elements of his new videos
I died at the reality for car chase XD
lol me too
juuuujjjuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuujuuujujujjjjjjjujjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjujjjjjjjjjj
Samuel Carvalho lol
me too but on the chase on foot
Samuel Carvalho same
*Jean : Tell me those 3 magical words*
*Ryan : It's A Spryte*
Her name is not Jean Ryan calls his friends who are girls g
I would like but it’s on 69 likes soooo
It’s actually 4 words.
You know, it’s
Spryte*
Spyte*
"fighting a group of four people"
*Fights five people*
Harman dhutty it’s still a group
It said fighting a group of people, it didn't say how many
Shining Sun it said in subtitles
When did he even say he’s fighting 4 people?
Ratoz in sub titles
The car chase and fight with group in real life is actually trueee
Nah, maybe but it might not be the way u thought of it to be.
Bryan it actually is true
Rosirose Tugahan hi
KUWTT // Gaming Channel lol
Rosirose Tugahan teehee
Dying last words- |reality| "delete my search history"
Johan Carranza lol good one
Someone watched dissapointment squad.
Kaleb Bruwer hey wassup bro I'm a big fan!!! Please reply
Kaleb Bruwer hey wassup bro I'm a big fan!!! Please reply
+Johan Carranza you got that from erold story right?
The subtitles call her Jean, but now we know that he calls all the girls “G” because he’s too lazy to name them 😂
He's not really lazy, he's just not sure which girl will be available at the time of shooting so, he generalizes the naming scheme
@@daartkiteckt7048 That of course too, lol
Actually g is for girl, he explained his is a previous video
Mom can we get the spy movie?
Mom: we have the spy movie at home
The spy movie:
That_white_burrito and why does this matter?
Finish the damn joke
@lieutenant Limes wtf dis make no sense
@lieutenant Limes -that- -doesnt- -make- -any- -sense-
I don't get it. This is the spy movie.
I swear Ryan can actually make a half decent movie
Said 5 people ever.
A movie at a budget (you cant get that joke if you didn't watch his "Movies At A Budget" video)
@@heyimcraig8766 check the comments of Ryan making movies on a budget. Buddy
This video 5 years old and yet I still laugh bro 😂😂😂
Don’t we all😅
yessir
Me too
Same
Simon Sanchez Lopez i liked your comment to respect Jesus lol
Victim: *crawling and reaching for the gun*
Killer: no *slap hand*
bad boy
The chase scene on real should’ve been like
Ryan: Nibs McGee?
Nibs McGee: no.
Ryan: no? Omg that's so embarassing. Sorry. *ran off quickly to hide*
Wasn’t the music from a game
I was a gonna say that
Hahaha
@@ethanzys7497 its rrom the game "Sup Multiplayer Racing"
The chase on foot one was actually pretty cool
ikr
caleb whitebeared-pap Probably because they do parkourse xD
caleb whitebeared-pap ii
Did you see the naruto run
I would love to see a "Reality" version of The Matrix
Really really funny!
Mher, I have my hat off to you.
Welcome to North Korea
The Neo v Smith fight in Matrix 2 would stay the same then, that fight has none of the BS ‘surround him in a circle’. Every time one of Smith’s clones gets a chance to hit Neo they go for it.
That’s the thing tho the matrix is NOT in reality so Neo can do those things. If it were in reality outside of the matrix he wouldn’t be able to
even though this was made 5 and a half years a ago this is still better then every single morgz video
UnSharpenedDoodleYT every video is
Wait...you mean theres a actually a good Morgz vid?
"this vids 5 years and still better than morgz vids"
-mr roblox man
NothingSenn TheBirth no there isn’t
It doesn’t take much to be better than Morgz
And you can slow down gravity any times 😂
H
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Whenever Ryan said that he deactivated an alarm clock, I died laughing.
😂😂😂😂
Me too
That was the best part lol
What wire! The black one...racist...I did it!
....nah just cut all of em it's what makes it work. We did it. Yay!:D
Ok NOW for the bomb.:O
I died laughing during the reality of the car chase
+Bryan C i died during the reality foot chase
Dying Last words
Expectation: " baby, you mean the world to me and I love you"
Reality: "b-baby, clear my history"
Yeetzies yeah
@@yeetzies6911 Yeet
I wonder what you been watching lately
copycat
@@yeetzies6911 what do you think?
"It's a sprite" that had me rolling lmao!
*spryte
4:49 my man has a automatic rifle and manages to miss all his shots at close range. So true in movies 😂
Hands down, funniest TH-camr.
why were you raising your hand anyway
TheGamingKamikaze I was being honest for once, don't ruin it
WastingYourTime ReadingThis Your name is really funny :) cause i fell for it
WastingYourTime ReadingThis i just waste my time reading you
Nicko Bagaskara haha
Last words:
I left a million dollars under the.......
Violet Confi lol
Violet Confi my last words would be...........get it?!?!?!?
Violet Confi 🙃
Violet Confi
I left a small loan of a million dollars
My day:
1. Someone said Nigahiga was the worst
2. He was run over by a tank
3. I lost my tank
Did they have to send a tank after you to take your tank away?
@Saryze shut the fuck up
Saryze wow you’re so cool but i didn’t fucking ask
Saryze I don’t think anyone asked for you’re fuckin’ reply too
@Saryze no one asked for you to say I didn’t ask
Ryan: Jean... it’s a sprite not a coke. *slaps*
Me: *falls out chair*
Its not a coke its a sprite
its not jean its just "G"
I love it how he links stuff together in his videos
West Fan05 it's like an actual movie! :D
West Fan05
I know right! :3
Bart Simpson yeah lol
This is cool. Ryan keep up the good work
Ryan, I'm not your fan anymore.
I'm your air conditioner.
+The4Cousins4Life LOL
ibdont get it
+한성희 An airconditioner is an more expensive sort of fan ;)
+한성희 he calls his fans like the fans that give airs
+Louae Budder3 *air
"Wipe yourself off man, you dead." Is still my dramatic victory line today.
It's from rush hour
6 years later. Still *golden* .
10 minutes of pure jokes! The "fighting a group of people" one always annoys me in films :')
Fuckin love you man, your a legend
J Niez You're
Tbh the fighting is kinda possible, but it will be like throw a grenade in and then 10 policemen gets in and shot all bad guys in their limbs
@@jacobniezgoda3237 english teacher get out
But not the Protector Tonny Jaa And John Wick LoL!
I haven't laughed hard in a while, but that chase on foot: reality scene made me roll into a ball and rock back and forth
Me too but...the explosive reality scene. Really made me do a 360 on the floor.
Havent belly laughed at youtube creative content in longer than I can remember !
2:46 damn that’s some flexibility
Its cgi
@@novorsich1204 it's a joke
He was behind the car
@@Sami-nl4nj the car is edited in
@@theletterk it looks more like he was behind it
This video is low-key amazing. The effort put into this video is unmatched.
I wanted him to put on the sunglasses, then walk into a pole at 9:32, because he's indoors in a lowly lit room.
Lucas Gondreau ñuarhream.a
Lucas Gondreau Lund
Why would there be a pole indoors?
Alex Gabriel lamps problobly
If you wanna see an Expectation vs. Reality on anything else.. leave a reply to this one!
Documentary
You should do one about cartoons with super powers
P.S. you're awesome!
Romance!
About friends and best friends :)
"fighting a group of four people"
*goes on fighting a group of five people*
3:47 me and the boys passing the autism test
2:56 now I'll be safe, thanks Ryan 😂
@Braden Tapanan Well, maybe they have a gun that they can just shoot to you if you side step
@Viral Macho Lemana Then why even bother with trying to run them over
@@catsplat1272 well you have a point there, but just in case
Another technique is go run at a place where the car can’t fit hide
unless they reverse a far bit back to a point where you can’t get close enough
Warning: this video is so funny you may actually die laughing.
I wish I read this before I watched this video!
Ikr
Charlotte Chen I did
so tru it caused over two million deaths total cause of the laughs like not real deaths but u just feel like ur dying from laughs it never gets old
i wish i did but i didn't die
I miss the era where TH-cam have amazing creator like Ryan Higa who's making creative videos that really effort. I really love him bc he's accompany my childhood
Gees this was an all time classic
Damn you, Ryan Higa! I'm in public right now, laughing like crazy and everyone is staring at me like I'm a mental patient lol. Oh well, I suppose it's worth it.
If you were not wearing headphones all the people would be laughing with you!
just show them the video 😂😂😂
SAME
lol
Omg
ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀ sᴘʀɪᴛᴇ
Kupkake Kittykat no it was spryte
@@jame248 r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
@@MrAndito81 👏👏👏👏
Kupkake Kittykat jhooooooooooooooooooooooope!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3:46 when you graduate college
7:48 that's why you never celebrate too early
"I don't care about a stupid can of coke!"
"it's actually a can of sprite"
Man I died at that part
Tsusuda it’s actually
“I don’t care about a stupid can of coke!”
“It’s actually a sprite”
It's a SPRYTE
Tsusuda spryte
XDD
Omg I died on the car one
The chase on foot was even funnier.
Kevin Yankee I send my prayers and love to your family
s f lol
@nadeking official it’s a joke dude
Pewdiepie Pewdiepie,
That was a joke! r/woooosh
I’m thirteen but I watched this when I was only about 8 I think so this is like memories for me😱
@@gamerkieran0087 No.
@@shakthiganesh5117 i didn't necessarily ask u☺
@@gamerkieran0087 Ok man. I am sorry if I sounded rude.
No one:
Literally no one in this planet:
Ryan : being creative and genius for 10:27 minutes straight
oh my god. lmao you got me
me on the other hand clicked the timestamp to see if you're mentioning a clip
Beeshos lmao
(for the chase)in reality i would just go back inside and lock the house
Lo rainy day lol
Lo rainy day 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol that's what I thought too
but couldn't the guy just break the window and get in
What did Ryan say? Dips McGee?
That sounds like something from Mcdonalds.
i think he said NibsMcGee
TunderSturm the subtitle Ryan made is Nibs McGee
TunderSturm C. W
A Gamers Dream it's mits mc gee
Rexman
Nips McGee
9 years later, its still amazing
All bad guys in movies:"no I must wait my turn to attack it's not my turn yet"
Is it me, or is it that Ryan's videos are getting better everyday...?
***** No
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA PFFFFFFFFF dude i love how your name totally helped with the xomment
***** fail! I thought that was part of the comment!! Haha
what was ur name 8 years ago
The bad guys aim was best
This has been one of my favorite videos in existence since I was rather young, but I'm just now appreciating how a good many of my favorite bits here all involve Will. Seriously, his grunt when his car misses Ryan the second time and his laugh during the group attack bit always slay me! :D
Watchin this right now, 2022
The fighting the group thing is literally what they do in Bollywood movies 😂😂😂
can relate dude
true
Shivani in Bollywood the hero will win even a 100v1 battle
Shivani yeah but they also add these stupid sounds when someone puches the other 😁
Remember when sunny deol alone took down th pakistan in gadar .. ah the good times
"Jade, its a sprite...."
-higa
spryte
the slap tho omg xD
Harrykyle9 9 SSSHHHHHHH it Spryte remember copyright
Harrykyle9 9 it's not Sprite, it's Spryte for reasons... Hehe 😂😂
what's that?
I remember my sister showing me this for the first time, and my mind blew by the reveal of the Sprite can, the bomb guy, and killing Will was the same storyline
That shooting a gun part was the most relatable thing ever, like seriously when I first started rifle shooting I just dropped the rifle after my first shot
the chase on foot was the funniest one
Lol ikr
I know I love he the first one
I can't stop watching it
+Sebastian Michaelis In the expectation one I was like, "Those parkourse skills really coming in handy here huh?"
what was the name of awkward music at reality escape??!?!??!
Omg 😂😂 "Tea, huh? More like teehee"
*Tea*
+TheDragonBorn 03 Yep, tea, you know what I meant
+Shadowsong He tasted the rainbow
dead lol
Man seriosuly this came out 7 years ago blows my mind ... its super fresh
Nothing better than watching good ol Ryan and his buddies during quarantine
Like if you think Ryan NEEDS to make a movie
He did
I missed this. Was it Agents of Secret Stuff?
yeah
That's so funny
Ryan and Sean's Not So Excellent Adventure
You are the best youtuber man. It's a damn fact! You're so creative and you come up with some awesome related stuff all the time. Fucking awesome Ryan :)
Appreciate that! Thank you for watching!
nigahiga teehee
And I love the fact that you don't need to be rude or to use sex to be successful
Love from France!
nigahiga wow u funny ur videos are hilarious remember how to sound like your favorite artist I was laughing for weeks anyways can u give me a shout out
How does he only have 12 millions Subs? Give this man more subscribers right now damn it!
“Nibs McGee.”
-Ryan
4:57 Me playing the call of duty campaign on veteran.
Lol
@@sebastianw.6637 no they would have been spamming grenades
The chase was epic
It's crazy how much Ryan's still got it.
NATHAN
***** I agree.
***** hahaha chiiiilllll im not even famous but thank you! XD
Atin Popli wes is their editor WHY DOES NOBODY GET THAT
Atin Popli wes is their editor WHY DOES NOBODY GET THAT
Best video ever, I'm never getting tired of this
2:47 that's a hard choreography actually. I never knew that Ryan can do that .
I knew he was going to say "YOLO." I was thinking n my head, "YOLO," then he said and I shit you not I screamed like a little girl.
HAHAHAAAAA when he held the girls hand when she's says I love you and he stopped her and
I was like its a sprite and then he said its a sprite XD
***** then you screamed like a little girl? Hahahahaha!
hi
The blocking punch one got me
+Atrocio Gaming perfect another imbecilic comment by a 5 year old who just learned what curse words are and got ahold of his older brothers phone
Atrocio Gaming nice roblox videos
They brofist at 0:34 lol
l HeyItsRylan l
Real ones watchin it in 2022
can we talk about how Ryan can litterly be the best actor if he really wanted to
I died at the reality running part😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rishi Krishnan
I KNOW I CANT BREATHE HELPP
Plus the song/ sound effect xD
i watched it like,999 times
RIP.
Benny Hill Yakety Sax.
Man this guy is so creative!
Sup Man, weird seeing you here
With the epic crawl clip it reminded me of when you have to restart a level and the dialogue has to start over
Derrick: Jumps as hard as possible over a plant
Also Derrick: Jumps on the back of a moving truck
8:52 who had to pause it to read it? 😂
+Autumn Brown nope i read it fast
+Autumn Brown I didnt had to
+DunDude Bossman me too
+Autumn Brown nope
+Autumn Brown not me
"Cut all of the wires"
"What are you crazy? I'm not going to...
"YOLO"
Bro this came out 8 years ago and I wat hed it like 50 times and yet I still laugh. I miss this era of TH-cam when it was actually good content.
every single one of his videos are so well put togeyher
1:32 you don't know how relatable this is😂 everytime I play tag with my friends, this is what happens😂👏🏻
Pingas
Dead Gucci nixspagi
Dead Gucci Especially the part where you jump into someone's trunk and attacked? Ye me too
idea for expectation vs reality: comedy movies
Yesh
Comedy movie = SEXJOKESEXJOKESEXJOKESEXJOKESEXJOKESEXJOKE
*"we did itttt!!!!"*
ryan: *"So now that the alarm clock is off, what do you want me to do with the bomb?"*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I remember watching this video 15 min after its release, feels like yesterday.
Chase on foot reality: "nope never heard of him"
Dragon Eye lol
1:05 That was legitimately cool! Looks like something out of a movie!
Do you know what the music was that was played during that scene?
No
@@L-30 don't worry, I figured out what the music was by now.
Please tell me
@@L-30 okay, it is called "Senbei - Robot Race". You can look it up on youtube.
love how it all comes together
After 6 years, this video never cease to amaze me. It’s also so true
It's easier to fight a ninja or survive a car chase in real life in this video
Dude !! The way he connected them all in the end..sick man!!!
This man should make an action movie
Chase on foot Reality Reality: Go back in the house, lock the door and scream for mom.
Chase on foot reality: Punch the guy
Chase on foot reality: Lock door, call cops.
Chase on foot reality: Try to hop fence, get balls stuck in middle
Teehee