He gets help... from the voices... in his head... and ... aliens... most likely illegal ones. J/K idk use your imagination maybe someone is writing this up like Jerry Springer.
Devan McMinn Go in front of the person with a hand full of lines and then drop them a lot. Then if they ask what your doing say sorry I'm bad at pick up limes
It actually does help to start small. Ask for a dance. Ask if you can join her for a chat or ask advice on something. Most girls will say yes once they know something about you besides that you’re incapable of making pick-up lines.
Girl comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell. Man: Are you a cow? Cow: Yes. (this isn't supposed to make sense) EDIT: I'm not actually going to use these? they're JOKES. calm down.
If a shy guy came up to me I wouldn't be weirded out, I'd think its kinda cute.😆 Also means he might not cheat on you if he's too shy to talk to other girls.. 😅
hi everyone ,if anyone else wants to discover best way to attract a girl you like try Nevolly Attract Women Nerd (just google it ) ? Ive heard some incredible things about it and my cousin got cool results with it.
Getting the girl is simple. Just follow these steps. 1. Stand there like a ghost, shaking from the rain 2. Say it's been a long 6 months and you were too afraid to tell her what you want. 3. And THEN you say, "I want you for worse or for better. I would wait for ever and ever. Broke your heart, I'll put it back together. I would wait forever and ever." 4. Remind her how it used to be. Generally with pictures in frames of kisses on cheek. 5. Tell her how you must have lost your mind when you left her all alone and never told her why. 5. Repeat step 3 6. Once again, remind her how it used to be with pictures I frames and kisses on cheeks. And say you want her. 7. Repeat step 3 once more. And that's how it works. That's how you get the girl.
Seriously, why is he single? He's really creative, funny, and smart. Plus he's ridiculously good-looking. I'm missing the problem. Even when he was shuffling his feet and being shy it was still endearing. > Confused. Some of these lines would totally work on me, too :).
The most offensive pick up line ever: Girl, I'll treat you like I treat my homework. I'll slam you on the table and do you all might long.................. giggity.
*BEST PICKUP LINE EVER!!!* Get some limes and walk up to the girl and start dropping them over and over until she asks "what are you doing" then you reply with "sorry I'm not very good at pick up *limes*
@@PolarFist No, I think it's supposed to say "You're a cute" or something along those lines. Though, would it sound better if it was phrased: "Does the alphabet have 22 letters?" "No, it has 26 letters." "Oh man, I forgot U R Q and T." (You're cute). I am probably not correct in what "U R A Q T" means, and I hate correcting people so who am I to judge.
Myny Sofea that will work like 0.01 percent of the times.. most girls say if the guy is confident enough to ask them out then they will go out with them
my suggestion would not be to be yourself. i mean its good to not say that fart joke cause she might not appreciate. instead i suggest that you be the person YOU want to be. be someone you can be proud of and be confident in who you are. dont be someone anyone else wants you to be. dont change yourself because you think she will like you more. instead change yourself because you want to be better and when you are confident in yourself because you are being who you want to be not what anyone else wants you to be then you can go up to any girl. and if she doesnt like who you are then you know she is not the one for you.
I think there's something wrong with me, I have been watching your videos non stop for 4 days straight, and I'm running out man! But I can't stop because they are so darn well made and funny. Or should I say punny BAHAHA ( yeah I have a serious issue dude ) and I'm also a new sub. Keep up the mind blowing work man
No girl in their right mind is gonna stop Ryan Higa from flirting with them! :3 ^o^ If I even ever got to meet him, I'd probably pass out or something! xO Okay, I'd fangirl like crazy and stop making sense.....
xD Yes! Yes I do! Technically they won't work cuz the pressure on your bum will be too much to take....but Ryan Higa sat in them so maybe they do! I need peg pants!!! Majorly need em!
SPOILERS Lol reminds me of Grease when he the boy is nice around the girl but she was around him with his friends and he was trying to act to cool and they broke up xP
dont be sad ur not the only loser im tryin 2 get th7s gal named billie shes hot and she think me beautiful me dont no if that mean something or not but hey im happy im still considered a loser
All these serious answers lol, but what do you mean? How you react after she said she'll break up with you or how you kind of try to process it and forget her?
bruh ryan is unbelievably creative and smart when it comes to making these videos
He gets help... from the voices... in his head... and ... aliens... most likely illegal ones. J/K idk use your imagination maybe someone is writing this up like Jerry Springer.
Ghostvale he is seriously the only creative youtuber I see in TH-cam
ADHD
Get ADHD them you'll understand.
Ghostvale
ADHD
I said to a girl, "Hi, I'm Ryan Higa." And I got slapped! I really should have listened.
ReaGame wait, really?! 😮
Maybe just because the girl you meet also watched this video.
I don’t get it
Ar u JK
@@beathedragon dumb crap
"Hi, I'm Ryan Higa."
*slap*
dead! 😂😂😂😂😂
girl:"im not a lesbian!"
ryan:"prove it then kiss me!"
girl:" gross no!"
ryan:"heh,lesbians am i right?"
Damn I feel bad for the lesbians
@@McLovin-Mixtape Yeah, they missed a great opportunity to kiss him
@@akarisorame7783 eh?
@@n0nenone yes, that's a joke twitter
That awkward moment when they ended up dating in real life lol
For real the best pick up line:
You're so beautiful that I forgot my pick up line
+Bennett Galamaga WTF is that?
+william tran It'll make the girl laugh and you will seem like a funny and sweet guy who puts in effort but doesn't try too hard.
Devan McMinn Go in front of the person with a hand full of lines and then drop them a lot. Then if they ask what your doing say sorry I'm bad at pick up limes
Devan McMinn xD lol best one so far
so gay
Girl: if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together
Me: luckily N and O are already together
*steals*
Nop
*SNIPER SOUNDS* "MOM GET THE CAMERA"
Woahhhh!!!!
I have my own version, if I could rearrange rhe alphabet I would put the D in U.
"Hi I'm Ryan Higa"
*SLAP*
IM DYING LAUGHING RIGHT NOW
"hi im me"
SLAP!
anyone... anyone
Hi
SLAP!!
Lol
I dont get it could anyone explain that one
Noah Scohy because Ryan told earlier in the video that "hi I'm Ryan Higa" is one of the sentences you shouldn't say to girls...
"What's this?"
"My phone number"
"Well how is this supposed to help me find mine?"
Best pickup line:
"I like your face."
nice skitzo reference
I am dying of laughter 😂😂😂
RIP
The Gabbie show reference what up
+EmbertailLuvsCookies Hanate! xD
You know why I sing L? Cause I'm L-one. (Like alone)
bastian Gonzalez OHHHHHHHHH
I sing L because i'm
Sing-L
Thanks for saying the exact thing from the video for absolutely no reason :]
"If you find out she's a hardcore belieber chances are she's underage. Walk Away." XD
i only use this channel to comment or subscribe Im a belieber lol
Ainslee lol I laughed so hard at that part
Yooo this part had me dead 😂😂😂😂 just coz I’m a jb fan
Ainslee or just women-child and nobody wants to date women-child because nobody wants to date a child.
Ainslee lol or directioners
It actually does help to start small. Ask for a dance. Ask if you can join her for a chat or ask advice on something. Most girls will say yes once they know something about you besides that you’re incapable of making pick-up lines.
Fuck Off Spencer make videos
HOLA
Carrie Spencer vv
francis sankar jerk much?
if that was the case, then this channel would've had about 50 subscribers
Ryan: Hi I'm Ryan Higa
Girl: Uh---
*slap his face*
😂😂😂
Lucas S 😂
Lucas S will that really happen tho
therealboomerling no
out of all the ppl it could be... it was Ryan!?
Ryan, I tried everything you said and I got called to the principal for sexual harassment even though I did nothing.
you probably said "hi I'm Ryan Higa"
FirefoxYT XD
Ace lol
Rip Bruh
You obviously didn't watch to the end / didn't listen to the girl at the end or you didn't catch that this video is a joke.
Do you mind if i follow you home? My mom always told me to follow my dreams.
Wait wtf when did this get so many likes lmao
Weeping Willow Tree bruh what if you actually got followed home...😂
B R U H following ppl ain't cool
Omg that's cute (almost). But then my dad would call the police right away
Oh ma gawd I'm impressed 😂😂😂😂
AYY- Wait what.
Imagine making that lesbian joke in 2019
Exactly my thought
Imagine that joke in 2020
Where is it?
@@bforbomb4640 cant social distancing 😕
dem "quirky gae" girls will say its mood
Did u fall fromm heaven cuz so did satan
elisha Adebayo damn 😂😂
Makes sense thanks for opening my eyes
😂😂😂😂
Ooouuuuuuuu
elisha Adebayo that’s perfect
Who else thought one of the three C's was cash...
Titanium TV lmao
Me inside: they must never know
yep, that definitely have to be on the list
"No, your like a six ,but still above average."😂😂😂😂😂
*I'm about to end this man's whole career*
It's "you're", you fool
@@krisna5163 Y r u adding the "fool" for?
kids have crushs
men have girlfriends
legends stay single forever
Maybe, but even legends need to apprentices to pass on their glory to.
Leng wait for it .... dary
Because nobody wants you
Cheeeeezy
This implies that ryan isn't a legend tho
Girl comebacks
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
Man: Are you a cow?
Cow: Yes. (this isn't supposed to make sense)
EDIT: I'm not actually going to use these? they're JOKES. calm down.
OMG
😂😂😂
*****
Man: What do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm actually a drag queen. *Deep voice*: Wanna get out of here sugar?
lol
lol i liked it im gonna sub to u
***** why
Ooooooooooooh burrrrn
there's a hidden pun at the end. he said he felt "left out" and then left out of the circle to the left.
Ohhhhhhhhh snap!
its was his right
I didnt saw it but im gonna watch it again.
Wy does it have to be a gofer
Saw it
When you bump into a girl in the hallway...
Boy: oh sorry
Girl: I have a boyfriend!
CreepBro06 so true
CreepBro06 😂😂😂
CreepBro06 ikr
HHAHAHAHAHHA
CreepBro06 I got you your 💯' th like
Guy-How many bones do you have in your body?
Girl-uhhh..206?
Guy-Want another one?
Edgar shut up Edgar!!You already got Maya!!
lol
GamingWithEla You can't understand this comment unless you're an intellectual and have IQ over 1000!!
GamingWithEla or you're probably still a kid
@@lalitendudas9401 😒
If a shy guy came up to me I wouldn't be weirded out, I'd think its kinda cute.😆
Also means he might not cheat on you if he's too shy to talk to other girls.. 😅
Army Trassh XD
Wanna go out?
Army Trassh exactly!!!! I think its adorable
😂😂😂😂😂
lol this made me laugh cuz i thought of a shy guy from mario lmao
Guy: Did it hurt?
Me: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven and landed on earth
Me: I crawled my way up from hell
so that's why you are soo fukin hot :)
+Toxic_Turtle 2 smooth
That's why you're so hot
I LOVE YOU
hi everyone ,if anyone else wants to discover best way to attract a girl you like try Nevolly Attract Women Nerd (just google it ) ? Ive heard some incredible things about it and my cousin got cool results with it.
5:32
"Hey do you like Justin Bieber?"
"Oh my God I LOVE him-"
"Bye."
_Chances are she's underage._
_Walk away._
*XDDD*
"Wow this is amazing. I could not ask for a better situation.. do u think u could.... introduce me to your friend?" *SLAP* 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: hay girl did you fall from heaven because you like look like an angel
Girl: No but i did get a bruise crawling out of hell
You: So that's why you're so hot...
no wonder you're so hot
Dj Flow28
that explains why you're so HOT
Hey*
Luke bryan play Luke Bryan play Luke
Ok am I the only one who thinks that him being nervous was really cute? Hehehehe
+Nicole Orihara you're not the only one
"Just, i think.. Your face , is nice "
+Nicolas Bernard I liked that one the most of all
+Honey Calma for me, shyed guys r cutrr. i hate flirtatiousness
Christine Hoek its like me when i'm imagining myself talking to a girl
This was in my recommended, even TH-cam knows I'm not a ladies man T_T
Still in my recommended watching it 10 times in a row >_>
Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
Torbari Dekil It was in my recommended too DX
same
+Torbari Dekil same lol
Bf: You know why I like the keyboard so much?
Me: Hmm? Why?
Bf: Because u and I are together
Sndjeieieowjekiw
Lmao. This was actually used on me 😂
Ina Sugay fun. How did you respond
@@SH-lm1ol She didn't
Just respond "Sorry, I use a Colemak keyboard."
@@SH-lm1ol The commenter did say "Bf" as boyfriend, soo, let's just say that she is taken by the pick up line.
2:20 IF ANYONE SAID THAT TO ME I WOULD PROBABLY DATE THEM RIGHT THEN AND THERE JUST SAYING
I would slap them, I'm ugly
+RedRoo 1822 haha cx
That would be me if I actually had the courage to go talk to a hot girl I've never met
tiago80006 go for it, mon ami. Talk to the hot girl of ur dreams
hey, I think I know. do u have Teehee app?
I've never been in a club quiet enough to talk to anyone
then again I havent been to many clubs
Supafly Whiteguy Self five
if i could re-arrange the alphabet, i would put MCR back together
World's best pick up line
Oww
YES!!!
+ziggy stardust I don't get it would you please explain
No copyright Gameplay MCR stands for My Chemical Romance which is a band that is absolutely awesome and they broke up
Dont forget the 4th C.. wink wink
Mf fav youtuber
What? I don’t-
Oh.
Oh!
OHHHHHH! I get it!
*CA T S*
Lmfao
Communism
AdoboFlash
Errrr
Communication?
I would probably kiss the person who would say "Hi, I'm Ryan Higa" XD
I know. Right? XD
Hi Neha, I'm Ryan Higa.
.
.
Naahh. jk lol
AAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL
scikick I wrote 'said' and not 'write' hahahaha XD
Smaaaart -_+
SAAAAAME
Me: Did it hurt?Girl: When I fell from heaven?
Me: yea, because it looks like you took a beating
_ Spxrkly _ 100th like🙌
_ Spxrkly _ l
💘
how rude lol
heres a pick up line for you
i lost my tedybear
will you sleep with me tonight
Fox Gamer cute-ish. :3
i like that one lol
Fox Gamer thats a good one
I
Fox Gamer cringey
0:08 Sean's face though XDXD
Getting the girl is simple. Just follow these steps.
1. Stand there like a ghost, shaking from the rain
2. Say it's been a long 6 months and you were too afraid to tell her what you want.
3. And THEN you say, "I want you for worse or for better. I would wait for ever and ever. Broke your heart, I'll put it back together. I would wait forever and ever."
4. Remind her how it used to be. Generally with pictures in frames of kisses on cheek.
5. Tell her how you must have lost your mind when you left her all alone and never told her why.
5. Repeat step 3
6. Once again, remind her how it used to be with pictures I frames and kisses on cheeks. And say you want her.
7. Repeat step 3 once more.
And that's how it works. That's how you get the girl.
wtf
Teresa He Just go buy 1989
Tris Prior oh. i was thinking "that's really strange????"
Teresa He Haha, welcome to the Taylor Swift fandom.
*****
in truth though, one of the most flattering things in the world is when guys are flustered. it's almost like a compliment
ashley S
yeah its so cute when guys get flustered. it makes me feel good.
*when HOT guys get flustered
Its so cute when a guy is embarrassed
is your name WiFi because I think I'm feeling a connection
...no, wait, got disconnected.
Meis smart same you got the password?
Haha 😂
That's so cringe-worthy.😧
Sorry, I use LTE
Best pickup line ever:
“You remind me of my dog
*CAUSE YOU A BITCH!”*
NAH FR THO
I actually like the shy guys more. they are way cuter.
you lesbian
Then Kik me at bigDsmallballs
+mlpSpiritCross Wish girls at my school would say the same thing...
jon jhon Wait... what?!
+The Gamer Bro at that point, do you know how many people would talk to me? Like a hundred. Which would put me at a hundred and three
'hey i am Ryan Higa' slap
Seriously, why is he single? He's really creative, funny, and smart. Plus he's ridiculously good-looking. I'm missing the problem. Even when he was shuffling his feet and being shy it was still endearing. > Confused. Some of these lines would totally work on me, too :).
***** Yeah. Not all of them, of course, but a couple, yeah. Why?
I guarantee it's him who wants to be single.
you see, the real joke here is that ryan **wasn’t** single when he made this video.
The most offensive pick up line ever: Girl, I'll treat you like I treat my homework. I'll slam you on the table and do you all might long.................. giggity.
*Effective*
Mandy C. Why, thank you.
Daniel Preciado what about "I want to treat you like my big toe. Bang you on every piece of furniture."
BangladeshFTW Oh, god that's awesome. Thanks for the lulz.
what did one volcano say to the other.. i lava you
Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: No.
Boy: Why not?
Girl: My boyfriend caught me.
Random people in the background: FRIENDZONED!!!
Dear Ryan please make how to get boys
Uncle Juang just smile at them
Uncle Juang just hug them. IT WORKS. (Not really but I wish it did...)
How to get boys
Said UNCLE JUANG
Seema Goyal you can't "see age"... lol
Uncle Juang
Look attractive
If a girl tells you that she had fallen from heaven then most likely she was rejected from there and got sent down to this goddamn world
😂 I died when he said Sup B###h and she said Uhh *slap* ahh
*BEST PICKUP LINE EVER!!!*
Get some limes and walk up to the girl and start dropping them over and over until she asks "what are you doing" then you reply with "sorry I'm not very good at pick up *limes*
RoligFrø i
Limes
gg
YES, THAT IS PERFECT. XD
Skelly Bones OML I LOVE IT 😂❤️
I think it's so cute when guys are shy
+Yrsa Bakker interesting
like me?
but those guys never get pussy
you get slapped around the teeth you braindead child xx
same I love them I'm shy, but I love shy guys their so cute😍❤
Person #1: "Hey, doesn't the alphabet have 21 letters?"
Person #2: "No. It has 26, idiot"
Person #1: "Oooooh. Must've missed. U R A Q T."
😉😉😉
@@PolarFist No, I think it's supposed to say "You're a cute" or something along those lines. Though, would it sound better if it was phrased:
"Does the alphabet have 22 letters?"
"No, it has 26 letters."
"Oh man, I forgot U R Q and T." (You're cute).
I am probably not correct in what "U R A Q T" means, and I hate correcting people so who am I to judge.
PolarFist It stands for you are a cutie
@@tashfiakamaltonisha6906 Ah, thank you for clarifying it!
I used that once, she dated me and then broke up with me
I don't get it..
Ryan: Did you fart?
Me: O.O Oh.. I didn't know it was that loud *cringes*
Ryan: Wtf no I was gonna say--.. *walks away*
No
Max Killa Guy se. nose.
your TEEHEE is ALWAYS predictable ryan!
He is the FUNNYEST youtuber EVER!!
Not gonna be that guy. Check your sentence.
J Beast I hate to be that guy but it's not funnyest its funniest
TheObesePanda he's way more funny than u will ever be
TheObesePanda yeah bruh##!!!!!!!!!
LERN ENGLIS!!
I did a blinking contest with a girl
I lost and told her she's shining too bright
Blazy DOODOO it work?
OMG 🥺
you mean a staring contest?
Well I think most girls think that its cute when boys are nervous and it also makes them know that he really likes her and would do anything for her !
Totally
Bull
Yeah, nu.
I always thought that.
I verify that
Myny Sofea that will work like 0.01 percent of the times.. most girls say if the guy is confident enough to ask them out then they will go out with them
My 2 year old cousin watched this video
He has 8 girlfriends
Wow he has 8 more than I have
He has 7 and a half more girlfriends more than me.
my suggestion would not be to be yourself. i mean its good to not say that fart joke cause she might not appreciate. instead i suggest that you be the person YOU want to be. be someone you can be proud of and be confident in who you are. dont be someone anyone else wants you to be. dont change yourself because you think she will like you more. instead change yourself because you want to be better and when you are confident in yourself because you are being who you want to be not what anyone else wants you to be then you can go up to any girl. and if she doesnt like who you are then you know she is not the one for you.
Shut up, firaro.
Are you encouraging to be yourself or discouraging it?
MAPOTI!!!!!!!
Believe me, Firaro, girls like guys that be themselves. I have a crush and he is never afraid to act like himself.
mimi Ri That's what you think....
He kinda looks like Derek at 2:33 lol
That's so harsh but true XD
Theyre brothers
Derek in thumbnail of Easily Butthurt People
I think there's something wrong with me, I have been watching your videos non stop for 4 days straight, and I'm running out man! But I can't stop because they are so darn well made and funny. Or should I say punny BAHAHA ( yeah I have a serious issue dude ) and I'm also a new sub. Keep up the mind blowing work man
No girl in their right mind is gonna stop Ryan Higa from flirting with them! :3 ^o^ If I even ever got to meet him, I'd probably pass out or something! xO Okay, I'd fangirl like crazy and stop making sense.....
then u need some Peg Pants!
xD Yes! Yes I do! Technically they won't work cuz the pressure on your bum will be too much to take....but Ryan Higa sat in them so maybe they do!
I need peg pants!!! Majorly need em!
Lolol omg same. Meeting him would be frickin awesome *.*
Ikr!!! I'd go crazy! Well...I already am crazy! But I'd show it a lot more and I'd take like a thousand pics with him!!!
I really have a hard time believing he has any trouble getting girls at all!! #letsbereal
Best pick up line ever: "My aunt just died and left me 10 million dollars, but I have to be married within 48 hours. Can I buy you a drink?"
Six years later and this still makes me laugh so hard😂😂💕
10 years later and this still slaps
U-um your face is nice... U-um h-hi..." XD awkwardly adorable
You forgot what to say to girls who don't know they're being hit on (me...me...1000 percent me)
Maddy J. lmao I'm a guy and I thought only we did that.
Lord Bumbo Nope, universal my friend. The funny thing is I can tell when my friends are being hit on. Irony at its finest
Maddy J. lol that's funny
Are you from Tennessee? Cuz your car has a Tennessee licence plate on it.
XD
2024 here. I miss this era of TH-cam so much ❤
Boy: Are you a smoke alarm? Because you are annoying and won't shut the hell up.
Boy: DAMN GIRL are you a Flash Bang? Cause you are fucking Annoying
+flamemadragon Flashbangs are annoying? Dafuq?
Hurry Calls What games are you playing?!?
flamemadragon CSGO
and flashbangs are really good. Even if you see one your way, just look around and boom. Hardly any flash.
Hurry Calls I'm talking about getting hit by Flashbangs
Catherine has played the role of the girlfriend in SO many of your videos, and you two look so cute together. I wonder if he will ever ask her out...
Catherine has a bf tho
Caren Yacub oh didn't know that
"Be yourself" and I'm too shy to speak to anyone random. And when I'm with my friends I'm just a random douchebag. So I'm forever alone.
I feel your pain bro
+Edward Elric (DuppeKP) well maybe its because Girls like it when u still have yo arms n legs ? :s
SPOILERS Lol reminds me of Grease when he the boy is nice around the girl but she was around him with his friends and he was trying to act to cool and they broke up xP
i feel your pain bruh i feel your pain
dont be sad ur not the only loser im tryin 2 get th7s gal named billie shes hot and she think me beautiful me dont no if that mean something or not but hey im happy im still considered a loser
You only need one question...
*"Do you listen to Girl in Red?"*
Me:hay girl did you fall from heaven?Because I think you landed on your face.
Girl:..
Lol after studying WOMEN and MEN and RELATIONSHIPS and GOPHERS..... why? yea idk
I think I spelled gophers wrong
"Hi I'm Ryan Higa." -Gets Slapped- LMAO
Its midnight , im in my bed , lights off, i am regularly watching one nigahiga video everyday before i sleep. The nostalgia is magic!!❤❤
Boy: I'm following you home
Girl: Why
Boy: Because my mom told me to follow me dreams
This works for everyone
+Game dude LOL
+Game dude Boy: I'm following you home
Girl: I'm calling the cops
especiallly pirates and leprechauns *cuz of the me dreams*
Uhm wake up dude. U dream too much.
santana?
Right when the video gets serious, you know something hilarious is about to happen
one piece - hai? crying hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Oh my I died after that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hahahahaha same :D he's just too funny :D
FayVlogs Yeah :)) I keep re-watching that one scene 😂
aye*
Kazama no, it's "hai". that's Japanese for "yes" ;)
do you like justin bieber
OH MY GOD I LOVE HI-
-bye
"hey do you like Justin Bieber?" "Oh my god, I love him" "bye"
LOL x1000
My pickup line is:
Boy: How many planets are in the solar system?
Girl: 8
Boy: There'll be 7 after I destroy Uranus
Joshua Herron 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Joshua Herron I died xD
You ruined my childhood
Joshua Herron 😂😂
Joshua Herron ugh😓😣 this was my face when I read that
Next day there will be 6 planets cuz i am gonna crash uranus
There are 8 planets
Rekt
Gg 8 planets bruh
+Morinkushi Nomotakachi lol Uranus. Nice Pun
I think you mean 9.
How to get girls
“I... rike yo face”
-Hanate
LMFAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO
Ryan do you have advice on how to deal with rejection from girls?
Quetzal00358 W
a mouse should I call the police or....
Matt is here ?
All these serious answers lol, but what do you mean? How you react after she said she'll break up with you or how you kind of try to process it and forget her?
Quetzal00358
Just say OK fuck off then
This concludes my advice on how to deal with rejection from gurls
you teached me and thats what happened 2:28
TheVentrix GT
Good
Tought*
kareem sharaiha taught*
i cant stop laughing
this is really random but is the piano at about 7:20 a actual song or no
The ending really cracked me up so bad..i never laughed this hard on a skit, this man's a legend.
Guys try using this pick-up line: is your dad a baker? because you have nice buns. XD
Miranda sings......?🤔😄🙈
I made that up at my school...
+Madison Somerhalder i hate that channel
I think nervous guys are adorable!! ☺️
yeah, they're so cute 😱😊
Anime Fangirl No way some .... girls think ..... nervous ...... guys ....... are ....... CUTE ....... (basically faints)
Green Fogguni Yeah it's cute lol, at least it shows they are honestly trying ;)
Why
I DIED AT "YOU AND ME ONE PEICE" OMG LMAO
You and me, One Piece. Hai!
Hai!!!
Finally a nigahiga vid that doesn’t have a Anyone doing a none stop nigahiga marathon comment
you just did
hahahaha "You and a me, one piece!"
"What, cause I'm the only ten you see?"
"Nah you're like a six"
Nice Quote
I showed off my Pokémon cards and I got all the lady's
ladies not lady's
So that lady just gave them to you? Neat.
Hasan Alharthy so Pokemon=pussy nowadays
Uh did you show them your grammar skills? Because those aren't gonna get you any "lady's"
REKT
"Hi, I'm Ryan higa"
Dead